Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Meido Cleanup Crew.

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>>44503804
High level meido.
Cleans up the trash and can throw out gravira.

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Mamono CUM a lot.

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fpbp

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Haha it sure would be scary to run into a big scary muscular oni warrior while being lost in Zipangu with no way to escape wouldn't it?
Make it extra awkward by running into her abs/chest because you weren't paying attention and then falling onto your butt.
I hope it doesn't happen to me. That would be terrifying, haha.

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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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It’s got presence and weight. Round, with no features. No orientation. It is mass. Almost everything here is mass. Mass is boring, but required.

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latina kiki who yells at your kiki-daugther
>" MARIA CORTEZ DE LA CRUZ CUANTAS VECES LE HE DICHO QUE NO SE LIMPIA ASI LA ROPA DEL AMO"

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>>44503804
Well she's a brown Kiki but I dont think that's what Latina-Anon meant.

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>>44503858
>Kiki
...Are you sure?

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>>44503846
Don't worry anon, this will never happen to you.

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>>44503846
Anon please, just go out into the shrouded mountains, there will be plenty of undead onis there waiting for you.


>>44503869
She's got a broom and maid outfit, I'm pretty sure he's right.

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>>44503869
bapho infiltrates in maid academy

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Xue Hua Piao Piao Bei Feng Xiao Xiao

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>>44503743
Why you gotta be like that, anon? I hope KC draws a new sith soon.

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>>44503885
>Day 20: They still do not notice I am a goat.

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I still really like this cat.

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>>44503853
Thats not her entire name is it?

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>>44503804

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Reminder that everyone should report the mick's shitposts. Don't try to argue or converse with him, he's completely insane and is always acting with intentional malice.

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>>44503846
Said running could also be considered a marriage declaration
Remember to never skip your classes to avoid making cultural errors!

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>>44503952
No need to be an asshole, anon.

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>>44503938
brown kiki-daugther is FUCKED she is going to be spanked so much that when she gets a master she is gonna ask him to NOT spank her or she is going to cry

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>>44503967
>Red faced and panting
>"IT'S BECAUSE I HATE IT OKAY!"
>Well sure that explains the tears
>But what about 'Down There'?
>Further spanking is required
>Only accept honesty in this household

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>be unicorn
>happily going about your day
>Suddenly, an itch...
>oh no
>"I'm tranfoooooorming."
>your hair dyes black. Your horn splits into two.
>strange, uncontrollable thoughts go through your mind
>but in your last moments you know what happened. Your unfaithful husband cheated on you
>welp, time to go congratulate him for being so great.

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>>44503851
"HEAVY!"

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>>44503958
>Oni-san, why didn't you just wear a bra?
>"Because bras aren't cool, not like these chest bindings! Makes me feel like a warrior or something."
>Ok, but now I've seen your tits.

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What do you think micks punishment will be when the portals open?
Instant alping

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>>44503962
This is how huge tits should behave in shirts, you need the overhang.

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>>44504092
being ignored that bastard does not even deserve to be turned into an alp

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>>44504103
Wow, what made you so assblasted?

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Enough of that foul discussion
Instead what is the easiest race to bully and why is it humanity?

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>>44504113
Metal slimes get hard countered by magnets.

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>>44504113
Humanity has plenty of help.

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>>44504113
Exceptionally quick slime, very terrifying

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>>44504113
Umi-osho actually, those silly turtles make my RAPE meters go savage

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>>44504134
>>44504128
>Order bros....
>Not like this....

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>>44504161
rape her then

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>>44504161
>"Oh no! You did NOT just ignore me!"
>"I am a high level slime and you are going to treat me with resp- HEY!"
And thus Sir of Anon of Mous was followed by a Metal Slime

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can't wish for more wishes
but you can wish for more genies

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>>44503846
Could be worse. Imagine being caught in a monsoon and having to take shelter in a creepy abandoned shrine, especially when you had specifically timed your trip to avoid the monsoon season.

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>>44504197
And yet she's still there after granting the wishes.
An amazing thing.

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You think the living armour apparition would change depending on what style it is? I imagine that 'Demon Silver' armour would lead to her looking more like a succ while visors with a houndskull or pigshape (same thing really) would lead to her looking like a kobold or p'orc

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>>44504161
https://litter.catbox.moe/nsnxmu.png

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>>44504238
That armor doesn't seem very safe. Her thighs are wide open for groping

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>>44504240
kek, would've preferred it with this helmet though Courtesy of drag dog general may it rest in peace

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>>44504238
i wonder if they die when rusted.

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>>44504256
forgot the link like an ALICE
https://files.catbox.moe/tkf65y.png

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>>44504250
it is to distract her enemies she is a combat genius

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>>44504250
Subtly inviting her master to 'slip inside her' if you know what I mean ;)
He's just going to put it on.

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I prefer gnome.

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>>44503851
perfect dragon

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>>44504113
its actually alps

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The owl harpy has a gift for you

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>Make fun of anon for years
>They find his body ganging from his flat ceiling
Chesh fuck it up

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>>44504373
Is that her leg on the left? How fucking wide are her hips?

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>>44504379
Anons here would rejoice.

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>>44504388
?

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>>44504376
>"..."
>"You don't expect me eat that raw do you?"

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Glorious thread my friends, a perfect place to ALICE in!

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>marry a Cheshire cat
>find out she's actually a London cat
fml

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>>44504388
What?

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>>44504396
>>44504441
He was responding to ESL-kun posting the same tired Cheshire causing suicides post

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>>44504449
Who is ESL-kun?

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You assumedly

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>>44504405
Not only raw, she expects you to swallow it whole too. Unless she thinks you're a child, then she'll be nice enough to rip it up for you.

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Cats

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>>44504454
frog?

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>>44504454
Its (you)

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>>44504479
Don't worry Anon, people look sexy swallowing large food whole!

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>>44504490
It's not me, the other anon must be right. It was the frog faggot for sure.

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would you still love your wife if she was a villain?

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>>44504535
Of course! Especially if she was a Satuday morning cartoon villain!

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>>44504535
mating press correction

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>>44504535
based, do you have the kot one
>>44504525
Fuck off mick

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>>44504535
anon, i am a villan, in the eyes of the order
I turn towns into clown towns
with my bogie wife

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What's up with the multiple threads?

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>>44504576
This is a bad one, post in the other one.

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>>44504479
>show clear disgust and unwillingness to eat fist-sized raw rodent
>owl thinks you don't know how to eat it and tries to baby bird strips of it into your mouth

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>>44504576
You already know the answer.

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>>44504576
The other thread was made by raidfaggots and artificially kept bumped for days

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>>44504594
Which of the other threads?

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>>44504611
the one that has a mecha girl as the first image

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I'm going to dine alone in a restaurant where the only men there already have a monster girl wife!

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>>44504620
beware of waitresses it's been years since a man has spoken to them for anything other than to order something

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>>44504620
>All the other people in that restaurant?
>HUMAN WOMEN.
This is the plot to like 10% of Mamono horror movies. It's incredibly aggravating because you can tell they're using mamono to play human women with polymorph magic.

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>>44504544
>always loudly proclaims her evil schemes to you
>just smile and nod
>next day is pampering her after her failure while also treating minion A,B, and C injuries
cute baka wife

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imma be that man who drifts through mgc on his cyber bike, happy yet hiding sadness as I drift around and go back to my rundown shack

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Triple threa!

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>>44504689
Katamachi JKs coming for you

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>>44504689
Don't steal her gimmick!

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>>44504689

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>>44504187
>"Why aren't you attacking me! Don't you know I'm worth tons of EXP? You'd gain 3 or 4 levels at least!"
"I'm at a decently high level as is. And you aren't really attacking me."
>"Fine! TAKE THIS!!"
>The metal slime casts the most basic, unimpressive fireball ever conjured. It still looks like it takes a lot of effort for her.
>It does 1 damage to Anon
>Anon sighs and retaliates with a very half-hearted swing of his sword
>Somehow she doesn't see this coming
>CRITICAL HIT
>Anon gains 5 levels
>The metal slime collapses in the most over-the-top manner possible

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Date young monsters
Indulge them when they want to have fun
Sate their high libidos
Plow fat loli ass every day

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>>44504641
>Actresses are obviously just hiding their tails down their trouser legs
>It dawns on you that this film was not made for the likes human men predisposed to life before the portals
>Sigh and leave the theater garnering confused looks as you do
>Whatever those Salamanders are watching has to better than this

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What monsters might I encounter on a trip to stonehenge?

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>>44504768
Golems

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>>44504689
Double Trouble

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How to escape a pack of pyrows? Please hurry

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>>44503920
Because you stupid faggots never learn.

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>>44504641
>Meanwhile, on 4mon
>"There could be a human woman lurking these threads and you'd never know it."

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>>44504819
It's called crystal cafe

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>>44504819
>HUMANS could be here, she thought

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Mick

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>>44504812
Tiktok dance out

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>>44504824
That place is horrible

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>>44504812
You don't, enjoy your new OnlyFlames career

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>>44504819
I'm gonna pretend to be a human woman just to piss monster girls off.
I'm also gonna send a dick pic after they post the most horrid shit ever and watch them backtrack.

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>>44504812
groope one of them in front of the others to demonstrate authority

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>>44504849
she is going to convert you into an alp

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Slimes are your friends.
Trust slimes.
Love slimes.
Slimes will make you smile.

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>>44504878
SLIMES ARE DANGEROUS

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>>44504878
And be sure to drink any slime you are given!

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>>44504878
i trust shoggy
she is a slime so it counts

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>>44504832
You should have posted a cat with this.

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>>44504883
Dangerously lovely.

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>>44504883
>Get married to a slime
>She forms her hand into a gun and fires your daughters at you
>They fly at you with arms outstretched
>"PAPA!" they shout as they splat onto you and hug you

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>>44504903
You can always trust shog, but that doesn't mean you should always trust shog.

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>>44504943
i will always trust shog
>shog is up to evil shenanigans
>always falters at anon's absolute and naive trust in her
>world is safe again as shog is guilty about betraying such wholesome trust

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Kikis of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your virginities

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hungry lizar

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>>44503962
Yeti like this

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>>44505029

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>tfw no latina kiki who says when you return home from work
>"buenos dias amo, sientese hoy hice ceviche de camaron"

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Imagine latina kej

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>>44505164
Fix the clipping.

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Amnesia is really easy to deal with when it's the monster wife who gets it and not the human husband.
>Who am I? Who are you?
>You're saying you're my hubby?
>Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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>>44505199
I'll take the serious sister
I like correcting bratty girls but right is mother material

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>>44505199
mating press the left one and doggy style the right one until they pass out

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Americanized monsters WILL bully non American monsters

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>>44504557
>they call him "The Ringleader"
>they pose as a circus traveling from town to town
>but it's really Anon and his Bogie family and their friends
>the Succubus dragon tamer
>the centaur jousters
>the Cheshire comedienne
>the Dark Elf knife throwers
>the Greenworm food vendor
>all covered under illusion magic, they look human unless someone breaks the spell
Who are you taking to the circus?

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>>44505176
>Whoa no way! How'd I score such a hottie like you?
I guess it's not all bad.

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>>44505127
>Latina Kiki
FEAR THE SLIPPER

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>>44505261
https://files.catbox.moe/uqu4jb.png
Here you go, one american monster.

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>>44505199
Breed the brat

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>>44505347
the slipper is the least terrifying thing in her arsenal

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>>44503830
But how much are they going to CUM?

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>>44505304
>>44505304
well my two other wives are a wurm and dark mage jabberwock
and yes I do travel with my troop with me
and the show stopper is basically dark matter nuke
where a massive ball of dark matter is collected from the subtle effect of my circus has on the people
stockpiling until
the ball is big
its rolled out
then popped
instant bogie town

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>how to make your fox more American

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would you be a villan anon? and corrupt more cities in mge if you had the strength?

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>>44505512
Nah, I want to live a simple, humble life with my monster girl wife.

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>>44505512
I would eliminate all monsters.

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>>44505521
a sign of good head on your shoulders
>>44505541
a sign of great mental illness
maybe get off the internet?

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>>44505488
>>44505304
but how did the greenworm get there?

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>>44505549
Not really, it's pretty grimdark like mgc.

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>>44505573

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>>44505573
a greenworm is both cute and a sign of good luck
so I got her when I found her at an auction house

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>>44505573
she is just there

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>>44505653
just there, lazing about, munching on them greens, singing sometimes, but mostly lazing about

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>>44505573
you can just kind of pick them up and take them along with you

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Chibi cat girl.

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>THREE threads now
WHAT
THE FUCK
ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING

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>>44505736
Portals soon

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>>44504819
>>44504827

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>>44505750
>"How amazing!" she thought seconds later
>"I can show them all sorts of amazing things monsters can do!"
>"Now where did I put those bananas..."

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>>44505750
There could be a human girl behind you...RIGHT NOW!!!

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>>44505736
One was made by a resident pest. One was made too late, and then there's this one.

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>>44505744
I wish furry cat sex for all anons on portal day.

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>>44505699
Big cat girl.

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>>44505904
ears feel more lionlike.

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>>44505913
lions are just big cats

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>>44505913
Lions are cats though.

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>>44505966
i need more bogie, need more clown need more clown clwon clowbwclwocnnwclonw clcownclwncwlconwlcwo

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>>44505977
Are you alright, anon? Are you having a stroke?

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Domesticate wild beastgirls.

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>being a kobold
>there are a group of delinquent hellhounds in your class
>one of them aproach you
>you are so fucking dead
>"oi doggy want to come here with the girls?"

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>>44506015
Better call the doctor.

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>>44506015
i desire clussy, anon. it has infested my brain and is just guiding my hands, I need those girls with funny shoes and skintight pants

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>>44506230
Chocobus is cute.
She also has levels in cleric

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>>44506015
The thirst for clussy can ruin any man.

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Real ded hours.

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>>44506346
Listen, I'm farming stuff in games and just finished running DND night.
Sometimes I can just chill.

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>>44506385
This artist does good work

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>>44506249
true, clussy is something deeply addicting

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>>44506455
basically me and my wives

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>>44503804

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The Kiki Maid Grindset

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Remember that the insect lands are actually more dangerous than you'd think.

Hives aside, where the giant ants have a lot more strength than one would think for a 'base' mob, you have to deal with moths using pollen based poisons, Soldier beetles of considerable size and variety, Mantises of increasing threat, and even papillons who can....shoot beams for some reason.

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>>44506149
Fuck off back to your general.

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i desire to wake up in clwon town or hagville's funny corner

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I'm gonna tell a Cupid I don't think sex is fun.

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>>44506596
I want to wake up in a maximum security mamano prison.

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bros help
the dark mage who kidnapped me when i went to the 711 for a 2am bag of chips is writing weird sigils on me
and when she presses on them it feels really good
she can make me collapse and writhe in ecstasy just by stroking the back of my neck
i think she'll be back soon so i don't have much time to type this out, i'll miss y

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>>44506598
Jub jub correction

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Automatons are for jaded mercenaries.

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>>44506712
>"W-why am I going to prison? She's the one that kidnapped me!"
>Well sir she DID say you were a part of her criminal organization.
>"W-what criminal organization? I thought it was just her? "
>It was but then she kidnapped you and added you to her gang, as such you will be sharing a cell with her.
>"Hold on, what?"
>Enjoy your honeymoon.

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>>44506712
i want to be a parole officer to a recently unsealed ancient evil

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>>44506763
>>44506791
It's a drag I know, she is waiting for me down below, I'm coming home!

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>Is that a carrot in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

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>>44506833
it's pretty reasonable to keep vegetables on hand in case you get accosted by greenworm bandits

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>>44506858
maybe foxes aren't good wives

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>>44506833
If they misunderstand everything I say then surely I can say I want sex and walk away from the situation unscathed!!

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>>44506858
Too much wok hei.

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>>44503804
Leotard erotic.

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>>44506862
they're actually really lazy. They just want to fuck and sleep all day every day.

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>>44506867
>Anon says he wants sex
>The hare is stunned
>Anon starts to walk away when he is tackled into the ground by a Jub Jub that overheard him
>After the march hare shakes off her stupor she shrugs and joins her
It's Wonderland, anons can't win.

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I submit to sandstorm anarchy

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I submit to sandworm anarchy!

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>>44506963
desert ryu
desert hebis

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>>44506971
>water element girls in a region known for its lack of water
Bad idea

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>>44506467
You're a shota?

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>>44506984
that's a sandstorming

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G'night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to turn in to wonderland radio each night for the sultry tones of madam mush, some deep discussions on the ongoings of that weird world, and the occasional, 10/10 baking recipies.

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are you there mg god?

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>>44506984
If snow girls can survive the desert, water girls can too

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>>44506985
ye, i turn myself into one every so and often to mess with my wives

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>Slits her entire breast could fall out of
I love subtle horny clothing

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>>44507067
>Rumors say if you tune into wonderland’s station on a dark empty road at exactly 3am, you pick up stray signals from the ayylmao mgs

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>>44506984
It could work. A city that is made on top of a huge oasis that is completely sourced from ryu rain rituals. Ryu and her husband are the leaders of the city, hebis take care of the palace/shrine, and a variety of other monsters settle there as well. Every now and then a ryu daughter gets married and she, her husband, and a bunch of the still single hebis leave the town to found their own oasis city. These cities slowly make a chain of safe spots through the harsh desert for monsters and married men to travel. Human women often find themselves getting monsterized if they aren't careful. Single men often find a reason to never leave the city and eventually settle down with a monster wife.

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>>44507282
I-I kneel, worldbuilder-sama…

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>>44507077
I mean if you get a abyssal harem you can become a eldritch god somewhat. Though I do remember reading that the desert beetle monster girl that I’m forgetting the name of can make you get to the power of a Pharaoh, though I might be misremembering.

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>If they, with their god-like power, awaken, water gushes out around the ruins; trees spring forth, and an oasis forms. The desert that was a land of death is reborn as a "bright green mamono realm", a realm with scenery no different from human lands, with blue skies and green trees.

with all the people going around unsealing pharaohs, the desert kingdoms are now "the former desert kingdoms"
this could be bad for the sandworm population maybe

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>>44507324
>sandworm evolves into jungleworm
>instead of actively searching for man they make a stationary trap
>they make big quicksand holes and act like an antlion larva does
>monster cities are surrounded by these worm holes
>men who don't know about them are in constantly one step away from marriage
>pharoah loves them for helping protect her cities
>she sometimes makes her gaurds give men bad directions if one of the worms has been looking lonely

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>>44507420
Come to think of it would leviathans be sea wurms or sea sandworms?

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If I betray an order stronghold to an extremist operative do you think they'll give me a mommy gf

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>>44507437
If I asked, I mean. And was polite about it, of course. Not just, like - out of the blue

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>>44507436
i'd say a sea sandworm would be a bobbit worm, but those things cannot be made sexy

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>>44507436
leviathan would be western ryu, though it really depends on your etymology, because leviathan is just "water 'dragon'", but we can go left field and make the atlantis leviathan lobster

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>>44507436
If they were going to make an ocean sandworm, monstro would probably be better. I imagine leviathan as either a dragon or lamia. Maybe make it so they're Poseidon's temple gaurds and warriors. The sea has always been a dangerous place. Sea bishops may be there to peacefully spread the word of Poseidon, but even if she doesn't want to kill you anymore Poseidon demands respect. Any who need a reminder of that get to meet the leviathan.

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>>44506858
Careful! That mofu looks flammable!

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>>44507635
Or could go into a eldritch route since sometimes leviathan is seen as a eldritch sea beast that can make a man’s heart stop if they see it. Where she would be a reverse sandworm in a way of the abyssal kind.

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The mage girl is sketchy, wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be the demon lord in disguise or some shit

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Can there be many demon lords at a time, that I want to start a political war in Mamonoland.

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>>44507672
>Anon is alone keeping watch on the ship at night
>he sees a light off the side of the ship
>he goes to the railing and looks down
>it's a cute girl with glowing eyes looking up at him from the water
>top half is cute, but just below the surface is a mass of scales and tentacles
>he should be terrified but the top half is just so damn cute
>she looks at him in the eyes and smiles ear to ear
>she creates a heart symbol with her hands and unleashes her foul magic
>"MOE MOE KYUN"
>anon clutches his chest
>he falls overboard into her arms
>another soul lost to the leviathan

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to not be too late when submitting your Necromancy projects to your Lich professor, or she'll have to spend all night grading them anyway so you don't fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44507747
Does getting an undead girl pregnant count as necromancy? My lab partner keeps telling me it's an easy way to get a good grade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44507768
You're getting bamboozled, she just wants your warm, living body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44507774
You're still getting A for that so I think it's fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44507747
I turned in my latest assignment at uni 46 days before the deadline...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44507768
Yes. You should do so as often as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44507747
It's fine if it's last minute, I can just grab a random zombie off the street and call it necromancy

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there so little catgirl art. it's barely even a tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508289
It's full of gachashit sadly

[Anonymous No.]

You fuck the undead you become undead. That I didn’t make the rules it’s just how it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508312
That's the main source of monster girl content, though. You even reminded me to look through monster musume td.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508331
At least Gacha is not full of futa, gangbang, or cuckshit unlike everything else. Posting it here is still forbidden so we don't have much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44507747
I'm gonna bite a zombie and see if she turns into a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508357
It's not forbidden, we do it all the time. Who told you that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508373
Don't play dumb, gacha belong too /vg/ and isn't welcomed here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508360
Sounds like someone fell asleep during one of her lectures.

[Anonymous No.]

Shog but bubblegum pink. Hope you like strawberries

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508399
Pink shog just makes me think of that scene from Akira.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44507747
>lazy anon submits his assignment late
>begging prof. Lich to accept it, he can't fail this or he will have to drop out
>she agrees but anon has to visit her in the evening and help with some chores to give her extra time to grade his assignment because she's very busy
>later that night
>anon is done with the menial tasks
>tired prof. Lich is sitting in just her bathrobes, finally gets to anon's late assignment
>after a while asks anon to massage her shoulders because there were so many annotations to write up and she's not that young anymore when she used to write whole encyclopedias by hand
>anon hopes that it will get him at least a passing grade
>starts massaging professors shoulders, absolutely no reaction whatsoever she just silently reads the papers and scribbles something with red ink on the sides
>anon knows there's too much at stake here, starts exploring other parts hoping to please the tired professor and maybe get a passing grade, starts gently rubbing her neck and arms
>still no reaction from prof. Lich but it appears there are less mistakes now? she's mostly reading and only occasionally scribbles something
>and then anon notices it
>the huge but still shapely pale breasts taunting him from underneath the robes
>this is it, it's do or die
>slowly slides his hands down from her arms and underneath the robes onto the voluptuous breasts
>starts slowly kneading them, the only reaction being a single "ah"
>at this point his professor is just silently reading his assignment and turning the pages
>now anon is making circular motions around her nipples, occasionally gently teasing them
>the silence continues until prof. Lich gets to the last page and writes something for the first time in a while
>A+ in a circle
>with the same stone cold voice as usual tells anon his grade and says he's free to go
>as elated anon is about to leave, the Lich asks if anon could visit her tomorrow again to "help" and that she might have a research assistant position offer for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508405
Would you be the Kaori to her Tetsuo?

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>>44503869
Anon wanted a Latinx-Kiki and there are more gotes in not!Mehico than there are dogg-birbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44505176
>>44505328
>husbanon is distraught
>monster is having a whale of a time

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>>44508406
How scandalous, I'm telling Rata-chan from the Campus Newsletter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508579
She was watching the whole ordeal through the window while furiously masturbating. Anon's gonna get blackmailed hard unless he wants to become famous for fondling older professors for good grades.

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>>44507048
Cute Greyhoss
>Be Anon
>hot Unicorn waifu, cumfy house in a quiet rural village, Uni is the local doctor, so life is easy
>first daughterfus arrive, Anon tends house while Uni does daily clinics
>eventually Uni thinks theyll have more time together if she gets Anon a kiki maido to do most of the chores
>life is fine,the kids love 'Nanny-Kiki', and Anon has more free time with his waifu again
>until the inevitable Kiki-problem happens....
>
>Uni comes home from clinic early
>Anon is ballsdeep in the Kiki bent over the kitchen table
>Then there is screaming, sobbing, shouting, she gallops into bedroom, slams the door
>Anon pulls his pants back on, knocks tentatively on the door, "Uh, honey, can we talk...?"
>the door slowly opens, there are tears down her face, she's torn her blouse, her silver-grey hide is covered in sweat...
>"Uh, honey, are you okay? You look kind of... grey...?"
>She looks down, she's been too busy crying to notice. She starts to look in the stand-mirror, at first hesitantly, then slowly turning, like contemplating a new hairstyle, soon she's turning like its a fashion catwalk
>"Oh, wow! It's like glowing silver, I look so much better than just boring white, don't you think? Oh, I'm going to look gorgeous when I'm midnight-black... Oh, darling, thank you!"
>now Anon is the one standing there stunned, until she says:
>"Go get the Kiki and fuck her properly on the bed this time, I need at least a few shades darker to match my blue dress..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508607
That kind of story only ends with a suicide (not so bad since Lich)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508618
or anon living up to his name and having the whole faculty as his harem

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>>44508579
>>44508607
The Campus actually runs her 'blackmail' photos in their advertisements for extra staff.
They can reduce the wages and still attract more candidates for every position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508608
>the inevitable Kiki-problem
Given that it's canon, the Unicorn must have known in advance when she planned to hire a meido.

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>>44508689
>"MGC Uni is hiring!"
>below a photo of hag getting groped by a young guy
And that's how local mid tier uni turns into the worldwide famous center for ancient mamono studies, even Deonora signed up to teach ancient draconic

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spend the whole day tasting dragon cndy

[Anonymous No.]

Alright so I joined the Sabbath by filling in my registration form like the Witch told me to and turned it in to the local Baphomet. Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508764
>May harm yourself if you tke more at one time
sounds like cowards talk to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508768
now redeem cunny, sir

[Anonymous No.]

Doing music with catgirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508764
What's with the junk pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508823
junk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508792
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508831
Not enough monster girls, wall of text. Fuck off, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508832
Approach any of the female sabbath members and redeem her v-card.

>>44508839
Least obvious false flag, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508854
It's always those who whine about gatekeeping that need to be gatekept the hardest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508764
Did they explain why willamaria's a dragon in that book instead of a succubus?

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>>44508764
>Read the 'creator' names on the packages
>find one you like the taste and effect
>track her down
>offer to 'swap spit' with her direct
>new tourist Anons ask the Tanuki shopkeeper: Why are these bags of tourist candies so cheap?
>every time

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>>44508871
don't reply to the pest.

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>>44508869
Dragon queen lady gave her an amulet made by precousor dragons thats strong enough to do that
it was said to be reversable, so I assume Mary's back to being the succ we know and... respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508871
would you rather they taste like M&Ms or skittles?

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>>44508854
Just like that? I can pick any Sabbath member and just redeem her v-card? Alright. I'll go find the one with the biggest breasts then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508941
the discription makes it sound like they're made out of fusing magic with flavored sugar glass

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>>44508608
Months later:
>Friday is family movie night
>Anon is snuggled on the big sofa with his Bic-waifu, 'Aunty-Kiki', and 'Aunty-Lamia'
>second daughterfu pushes in to snuggle on his lap, spilling her popcorn, her hooves hanging out over the coffeetable
>"Papa, when I grow up I wanna be a first-waifu and be as pretty as Mama with a big harem of everymamono."
>first daughterfu sniffs, "Well, I want to stay white and be a famous surgeon with just one Anon all to myself."
>littleSnek looks up and asks, "Aunty-Bic, can I be a first-waifu too..?"
>Bicorn pats her scaly cheek, "Of course you can if you really want to, you all just need to find the right Anon-boy to suit your dreams, like I did with your Papa-Anon. Now hush, the movie is starting..."
Best-ending

[Anonymous No.]

>hitting the bar with chesh and drown bad thoughts with liquor and booze
if only

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508874
What the fuck is non-canon about ddagon candy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508982
canon?

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>>44508961
Or more like sherbet-bombs when you crunch through to the 'fire-sugar'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508955
That's it, you're expelled from the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509012
Nta, but giving to the unfortunate is the highest form of charity.
Flat-disadvantaged lolis need care too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508764
>Taste of pink breath
This confirms my suspicions that Breathfag is a otherworldly being we can’t even begin to understand. That his influence is growing in small amounts before it becomes a infection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509039
Better reasons to sniff superior Dragon-breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>44509039
stop trying to samefag yourself into relevancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509071
I enjoy it. It breaks the monotony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509071
No I’m not that guy just found that part funny and odd especially after “he” went away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509071
He's actually maki Tanuki-breath more irrelevant.
Why gain 'handrubbing and haggling' powers when you can gain actually useful power-breath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508964
Sorry, missed the 4th line
>Aunty-Kiki instinctively moves to pick up the spill, but Anon puts a protective hand on her expectant swollen belly and shakes his head.
Full Bestending for everymamono

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>https://litter.catbox.moe/bb5433.png
Hellhound coming along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509190
Thanks now I’ll have nightmares of doll faced Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509190
It won't go anywhere just like your previous """project""" because you lack any real passion, just childish spite and mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's your elf, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509190
Geez, its like the toys next door in Toy-story.
It has promise, but wait until you've done some more fur and features next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509230
I don’t know if that’s the same guy you’re thinking of, but it might be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509238
magic bikini "armor"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509326
And magic through-bangs vision.
Unless the knife-ears give her sonar ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509296
That's him, few threads back he said that this is what he's doing now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509352
a true mage see thanks his/her third eye, the bangs are just a way to smug about her ultra elfic magic powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509238
uncontrollable ear kissing

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>>44509357
It’s just I vaguely remember there was another person making 3D stuff on here but I think they left awhile ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>You get a hag
>She goes full crybaby despair mode if she loses sight of you
Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509477
No-go, I can't take a shit with anyone home and I'd ask my wife to go shopping or something when I need to go.

[Anonymous No.]

You know it makes me wonder what the hell was Eros doing when real monsters roamed the Earth. Was she one of the influences that turned monsters into monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509238
Faceless fat elves in your area! Beware human boya

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509546
She probably arrow-snipered the current DL to hook her up with Incubus-Anon and start the whole scheme into motion.
Sits back smug while the rest of the OldGods seethe.

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>>44509546
When the only practical option most Anons had was marrying 3Ds she was a lot busier in Order-towns trying to overcome Anon's logic and revulsions.
Now they can just go get a mamono she can sit back and relax.

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>>44509477
Not really unless i can fix her over time and heal her separation anxiety. The feeling of being needed is nice, but not being able to move freely would turn into torture even if she's the most lovable fox hag that ever existed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509477
Not my preferred option but still a mamono.
Would still try to gradually ease her down a few notches. Maybe try to get her to enjoy my outside interests instead of us both being trapped at home, or alternatively a handful of kids might keep her distracted enough.

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>>44509489
Tfw Anon gets a waifu but she's an Oni who takes massive noisy dumps.
Or an Akaname who is always 'forgetting' to buy TP at the market.
>srsly?

[Anonymous No.]

Do not eat at gabaghouls, they put weird black mushrooms in their risotto and now I cant feel my pulse.

[Anonymous No.]

Need hopeless subby slut manticore that gets wet when I call her my walking onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510076
does she get wet or does wet get her?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care what she'll do once she wakes up, it must be fun molesting a sleeping Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44504040
She keeps outgrowing her bra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510092
Manticore man, manticore man
Has sex with every manticore he can

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510154
What's she like? It's not important
Manticore man

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>>44508955
>I'll go find the one with the biggest breasts then.
Enjoy your new wife's small buds, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509477
Clingy monsters need healing and supportive husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509012
>>44510267
Marune really doesn't get the recognition she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

post stinky lizerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510432
Sweaty, rough, primal, sex with wyvern after a day of training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510432
lizers don't even have sweat glands

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510673
If they have mammaries, then can have sweat glands too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510683
I WILL take off my salamanders breastplate after a day of fighting and I WILL get instantly erect from the wave of steam that come out just after.

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>>44510432
> Weird femcel dragon obsessively collects human currencies, postage stamps, aluminum cans, and holiday decorations.
> She doesn't collect bath bombs or soap, though.
> Her cavernous home is filled with neatly organized rows displaying her collections, and she's constantly cleaning and polishing them.
> She smells like a mixture of bleach and completely unwashed body odor.
> Gets everything Amazon, MBay, and Geniebaba.
> Avoids delivery people since they might want to see her collections and touch them.
> Her mom has started sending care packages with carefully sedated human males, hoping one of them will stick around and fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

monsters probably smell good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510762
This is how breath fetishists are born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510793
Fine. I'll admit it. I get turned on by monsters breathing fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510762
What about beast monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510762
Trolls do.

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>>44510762
My kiki smells of cinnamon and caraway seeds and cherries.
I thought it was her baking, but she's also been slowly 'cleaning' the liqueur bottles.
Catch her at it, so she grovels and falls to her needs to apologize.
>drunk sloppy kiki-blowjob is bestever blowjob
Now I regularly dip my balls in a shot of Kirsch or Kummel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510884
>*knees
Foneposting

[Anonymous No.]

i want get a femcel dragon gf to tease
where do i go to find one in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510913
womyn's studies department at the MGC University

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510821
Might stir something primal in you. Very strong, sometimes a bit earthy, sometimes spicy.
If you're not into it then you can enjoy the pleasures of working soap into a manticores' chestfluff (very satisfying).
If you are into it, then enjoy your hoodies smelling like her.
If your really into it, then she might even let you huff her fluff or some other really degenerate bit of her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510884
>>drunk sloppy kiki-blowjob
I wish.
My kiki says BJs are dizkustink.
When I need relief each evening she only gives me an expert fluffy-wrist Handjob instead.
It's an evil kiki-trick.
By the time I've shot my load all over my belly, and then she has carefully licked it all up, I'm hard again, of course.
So she has to start jacking me off all over again, only it takes longer to cum each time, until I finally collapse.
Beware cunning kiki-tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510935
oh lord, now thats gonna be a bitch, I'd imagine that it wont only be dragon girls there?

[Anonymous No.]

>smellfags
Stop being disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510995
high orcs and trolls are weeping

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510995
I just want Deonora to incinerate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510935
i thought that would be defunct post portal? since its stems from a hatred of men

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

look guys at the end of the day your mg isn't a girl you'd take home to your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510805
I just want Deonora to incinerate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511031
It acts as a containment

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511030
>>44511048
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511055
for wat? i'd imagine there aint many gals that are that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511047
What if my mom is a monster so it evens out when she sees my monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511048
>Deonora spills her spaghetti and accidentally incinerates anon on their "date"
>of course the fire is pure mamonobanana so it didn't kill him, just instantly turned into a badass flaming undead knight
>newly remade chad anon leaved the dork and goes to an equally metal wife
>Deonora will spend the night crying into her daki - again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511078
what if rascist momster that doesn't approve dating different monster types?

[Anonymous No.]

It would be really funny to have door knockers from the Church of Eros/Extremists/concerned neighbour monsters who try to convince human couples in monster realms to monsterise

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE
I just want her to start a flame in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44503804

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511048
>Deonora spills her spaghetti and accidentally incinerates anon on their "date"
>of course the fire is pure mamonobanana so it didn't kill him, just instantly turned into a badass flaming undead knight
>newly remade chad anon leaves the dork and goes to find an equally metal wife
>Deonora will spend the night crying into her daki - again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510973
>My kiki says BJs are dizkustink
Anon, you need to forcibly correct your Kiki now!
>drag her into the kitchen
>tie her bent over the table - scaly ankles at the table legs, fluffy wrists at the other end
>tear off (don't neatly unbutton) her uniform, her skirt and petticoats, dump them all over the room
>tear apart her underwear, likewise
>then...
>Order the sloppiest greasiest burger and fries in town
>when it arrives, sit at the table, eat it all in the messiest way possible, throw the wrappers on the floor, no napkin, drop sauce everywhere
>afterwards use your greasy hands to jack yourself off right in front of her face
>when you coom, spray it on the table in front of her, and make sure it's all just out of reach
>turn the lights out, go to bed
Don't worry, she'll get loose eventually overnight.
Enjoy your breakfast in bed and the hottest BJ you can possibly imagine.

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>>44511087
It would be rough having a Hebi as your mother. That I feel Hebis are very tribalistic if that’s the right word I’m trying to describe here and would only really want other Hebis marrying their sons or similar monsters that are very mentally similar to Hebis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511047
Why not? Your poor dad probably needs that bitch to get monsterized as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511118
>her reaction to bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511104
Yes, yes, nope too loli, sure, shit I'm going to need a ladder.

[Anonymous No.]

Big dog
Captcha: WAN2T

[Anonymous No.]

Kots are fat and lazy and can never TOM me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511047
Holy shit, my mom would be ecstatic if I were happily married, even to a demon or whatever else screams "anti-Jesus" out there.
Although knowing my luck it'd be some bug mamono and she'd crack jokes about all those insect books I loved as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511047
i'd dont think she'd fit in the house t b h,

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511200
Sandworms are fat bitches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511047
Considering all the trashy sex filled vampire/demon/etc shows she watches, she'd probably be all for it once she knows I'm not in actual danger.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511090
>>44511129
>Church of Modern-Day Eros door-knockers
>Mom: Go away you sick heretical perverts!
>Dad: So every day is blowjobs whenever I want, not just five minutes on my birthday...? Do you have any more of these brochures? And I can maybe drop by later and sign up for both of us, right....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511203
she be a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511144
"Ahah woman strong man weak", I start to think that if this "joke" is so popular it's because it's demoralizing propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511129
Sadly, not wrong. Things weren't good recently

[Anonymous No.]

consider spidercow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511136
>how does that work?
Hebi-daughter comes home from college for Fucksgiving Dinner with her new Anon... and his Bicorn First-waifu.
>Seething, Hissing, sobbing uncontrollably, lots of 'where did your Anon-Papa and I go wrong?', blaming letting her go to mixed-species college with all that 'experimenting-phase' nonsense?
>or full "I have no Daughter!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511230
Your brainrot is showing. I think you need to get off the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511165
>all those insect books I loved as a kid
How to know you were made for bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511264
No, It's abnormal that this thing became mainstream and is shoved everywhere nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511223
Ah still fatty fat fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511230
It's just a sex thing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511246
I like to imagine the one on the right is a demon realm beast. Where there is some animals in demon realms that will take on some of the characteristics of the Mamonos around that specific realm though it is very rare to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511230
Nope, this is the "wrong" kind of womxn empowerment because she still looks like a sexy woman and thus it's rape culture or some shit. See the reactions towards MGE which goes full on with matriarchy and every single lore-important character is a woman while the men are at best known for being husbands of powerful monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511297
No use trying to reason with a culture warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511300
Hehe. Jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511256
A large group of WhiteSneks gathers outside visiting-Anon's parents-in-law house.
They're wearing pillow-cases with eye-holes on their heads and bedsheets
And burning a wooden lower-case "t" on the lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511321
Sorry for noticing the pattern
>>44511322
It's the same thing at different states of rot
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511322
Thinking about it why isn’t there a main male character for the abyss yet or for khepris for that matter. Where a man can become a pharaoh if he marries a Khepri. Since that’s what Khepris do to their men is push them into becoming Pharaohs and rule a big part of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511384
MGE tends to focus on monster girls. wild, i know

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511384
because men are weak, stupid, and bad while women are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511411
>t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511406
Well I know that but shouldn’t there be at least something especially by now. Where 90% of it is of course monster girls while 10% of it is other things to expand the lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511422
Fuck off french maggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511422
Well, every paragraph about some gigachad (who isn't (You)) is not a paragraph about cute lonely monster girls for (You) so go figure

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511384
>push them into becoming Pharaohs
Isn't that just a Dom- Kiki with extra "! !" marks?
The later pharoahs were not!Macedonian so that's closer to not!EastEuro than not!WewazKangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511419
Men need to kept locked up for the exclusive use of their ONE and only one wife. Preferably while tightly coiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511455
Hebi hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511426
No I an’t frog I am from the lands way across the seas far from them, westward you would find me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511432
Yeah it would be essentially going Alexander the Great on their asses rather than being genuine undead pharaohs. Though at a certain point you may become that, since we know undead incubi exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511460
No, man's hands typed this post.
With hebi holding him at flamepoint

[Anonymous No.]

i distrust the french and their monsters, they wave the white panty way to often

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511306
It's reasonable to assume MGE world still has non-mamono versions of the same creatures.
Their are regular fish for mermaids and other sea-mamonos, horses for DarkKnights as well as Centaurs, and actual cows as well as Holsts and Minos as lots of mamonos wear leather and it's hopefully not the skins of other sentient mamonos, so there should still be wild beasts like bears, tigers, etc to hunt.

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>>44511499
This doggo needs more walkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511499
this doggo needs more treats

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get my face slobbered all over and my mouth violated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511496
>>44511426
Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511507
selkie suits imply the existence of some kind of seal beast so other leathers seem reasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511519
And less peanut butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511527
frog found lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511537
more pb and cock is needed

[Anonymous No.]

I want wight knight to kiss my hand and call me her prince and carry me off to her castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511507
Imagine a Ushi Oni riding ontop of a untransformed Ushi Oni like some horse coming to get you.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be the big dumb guard human of a shortstack wight and princess carry her to her castle after she gets scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511537

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511568
peanut butter on my balls let the dog lick it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511526
Monster mouths are NOT EROTIC and you should STOP posting them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511595
RERO RERO KERO KERO

[Anonymous No.]

>May the Fallen God forgive you, for I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511047
>yeti
pretty sure I’ll be alright

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511603
>loads shotgun with romantic intent

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511592
Anon, you could have at least waited for portals with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511733
NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS
(Real movie, btw--not very good, but real!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511737
PEANUT BUTTER ON MY BALLS LET THE DOG GIRL LICK IT

[Anonymous No.]

What did you do, anon?
WHAT DID YOU DO???

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511771
Hug and comfort my daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511758
nunsploitation has been around as long as nuns have

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511771
ms kiki gets uneasy if she can't scent mark you before you go to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511798
I will work remotely from home

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511771
All I did was say she looked too young to be working as a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

nono monsters cant have sex with me before marriage. nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511811
it's okay, that jubjub is an ordained minister

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511811
Congrats on your incoming wedding, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511047
>tfw your wives are a 9ft tall meaty wurm nun, a 8ft tall creepy dark mage jabberwock, and a 7ft tall bottom heavy angel bogie
>and all of them appear to be way older than you
>and it doesn't help that you took a shota potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511824
>>44511826
You mean to tell me that they (Church of eros or whoever) has got buildings and staff on standby to do a walkin weddings? So I'm still getting raped not an hour after meeting a monster? fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511861
you don't need a building when ms sea bishop is on the job

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511861
>Town attacked by monsters
>Hungry looking hellhound pounces on you
>It was nice knowing your pelvis
>Only she doesnt rape you
>Grabs you by the hand and leads you to plaza
>Long line of other men with their capturer monsters
>Line moves up, see what monster at front is doing
>Couple at front is large orc and very confused man
>"Name of husband?"
>"G-generic npc #16, mam" he stutters.
>"Religion?"
>"C-church of chief god?"
>Head monster reaches under desk for appropriate hat and scripture
>"By the power invested in me yada yada, you are married."
>Orc drags man off for sex
>"NEXT!"
>Hellhound can barely contain her excitement as you creep closer to the front. Feel her tail thump on the ground. Best and probably only line shes ever waited in
>You know as soon as you reach the front your pelvis is dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>44508738
>even Deonora signed up to teach ancient draconic
She still didn't score though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44505512
Does it count as villanry if I steal from the rich and use the funds to incite mass riots in preparation for Phase Two of my masterplan utopia project?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44505512
im not the hero im the villain and so too i must go then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509546
Ero's canologically did pair up the occasional human and monster so aside from pairing humans that was likely her side project. Aside from the big gig of hooking up the DL it probably didn't go anywhere meaningful

[Anonymous No.]

>>44510359
Its rather sad, Marune does her hardest and makes her village the best, but anons just don't recognize her genius!

[Anonymous No.]

dark mages > barfomets

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511031
Now its the opposite, they practice getting a man and being a wife with the same kind of autism. Unfortunately, the only people that graduate with that major are so autistic that it makes little difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509546
>what the hell was Eros doing when real monsters roamed the Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511047
Do not speak for me, for only shall ALICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512036
the scene of baphomet elders convening and getting on their high chairs to discuss the heresy around marune is very funny to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512060
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509546
her morale improved a lot now that she doesn't have to deal with human x human all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509546
Probably not born yet from her mother Ares after a millenia of the War Goddess fucking her husband, a man whispered in the tomes of old as 'The God of Beauty and Love'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511507
Yes it is directly stated that often eat wild animals and that there's probably still magical beasts that aren't actually monsters

[Anonymous No.]

The most devout followers of the chief god are actually monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512104
>>44512110
>>>/vg/
begone spambot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512063
I find it funny that the cunncil of baphs did indeed have an almost schismteir event over the idea of oppailolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44503804

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509230
lol, lmao even. Same project. That's how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all are a bunch of horny faggots. Chill out a bit, take a cold shower. Don't let the horny rule your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512184
no i dont think i will

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512184
Porn is serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511771
I can't appreciate her cleaning 'cus I refuse to get out of bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512016
ye
>>44512028
so what ya gonna do as a villain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512096
lamias are really into pentecostals

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512054
that be a useless major
imma take computer science, not too many monsters i'd assume would take that major so I don't have to deal with lots od monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512195
Because you are weak and effeminate. Conquer yourself, anon.

>>44512198
Break the cycle. Become strong. Don't be the guy that loses 3 seconds into the Day of the Rape. Become a better man for yourself and your future monstefu.

[Anonymous No.]

Spike sabbath punch with megamorph potions
Force imps to take lessons to improve their grammar
Humble baphomets by placing things out of reach
Replace cookies with ones made with holst milk
Upstage sabbath girls at magic competitions with your dork mage

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>>44512062
At least if you take Alice home to mom, she's not going to spill the beans of how often you fuck, but it's still going to be suss when she forgets to 'play as a grown-up' and starts to smell like cheeze-pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512229
Turn imps into plumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511963
War is Heck, Anon.
Fucking for Peace is replacing Fighting for Virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512242
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512223
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512254
I didn't mean like that. I meant for like onee-san, plump breasts and rear. Not some degenerate fetish stuff.
I was going for some word play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511798
Thinking she hasn't marked every scrap of your clothes with her 'mana' while doing the laundry and ironing.
Anon glows harder than /pol/ Feds when viewed in mamono-vision

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>>44512214
>walking by some building with a couple lamia outside
>suddenly they surround you
>one of them grabs your hands and mashes them into her chest
>they start chanting "god wants you to handle snakes"
seems like a fine religion, really

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512264
Wordplay is dumb and gets you raped by Sphinxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512223
I'll be fine I can run fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512274
I'm smarter than sphinxes

[Anonymous No.]

eat out tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512288
Oh yeah? What has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512307
Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512307
ur mom, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512309
Wrong, it's your wife and you trying out sexual positions! Get raped dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512317
She's a sphinx, not a manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster grandmomster and momster look better ans younger than their dragoncel daughter cause they have sex

LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/h/7554854
Level drain with the succ growing from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512338
It's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512317
that equates to 8 at all times since you didn't specify that they used said legs to bear weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512307
Echidna tier riddle

[Anonymous No.]

cloe seems nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
Gimme Silvia

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
There's GOTTA be a Darl Priest in that Church and none of them are going to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512365
echidna are smart! do you know how hard it is to run a dungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
I will capture this Cloe as the town sheriff (with my dick)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512288
i like how that sphinx in shrift focused more on making you dumb while being a baka herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
bell and betty hills pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
why westoid art is so vulgar

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512448
Pretty good take on cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512448
It's far from bad, I love the chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
By God(s) does that snake have a tail-pussy?!?1?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512229
Upstage Sabbath lolibabas at date spots with your true loli Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
i wanna play with the snakes ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512448
Don't you have sun demons to go excise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512512
Tfw you take your Elf DarkMage waifu and her sexy big hat through the Tanuki Market

[Anonymous No.]

The lack of ratas in this thread has been severely disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

i heard if your a shota, u get lots of discounts as well as lots of help from monsters girls
also have an easier time at being a solo adventurer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512556
They're too busy searching for clues

[Anonymous No.]

i like traditional kiki's but have you ever think about some variations like tsun/kiki or yan/kiki?.
there is my take btw.
>come home from a hard day of work
>tsunkiki greets you at the door
>"i-i was just looking if someone left a package don´t think its because you call at the door master-baka"
>even if she says this you can see that she made various plates and even a cake
>you eat everything and you feel weird
>why you have a boner?
>"its looks master gets exited because from my food what a pervert, luck for you that i can help with that"
>she unzzip your pants and whitout hestistation swallow your dick all the way down her throat
>you can see her pupils becomes heart-shaped
>you grab her hair and get rough with her
>you unleash your load in directly into her stomach
>after what feels like a minute you take you dick out she is gasping and its making cum bubbles in her nose
>"mastahh.... you... animal...."
>that fucking face make you go savage
...
>the next mornig you are in your bed and tsunkiki is in your arms
>your dick is still inside
>you hear her wispering in your ear
>"good moring stupid papa-mastah"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512576
mornig... i have to kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512574
>Today we're looking for scoops at the Snuggle Scouts headquarters!
>Ms. White Horn, what can you tell us about the nightlife scene in Winterstown?
>Have you found a boyfriend yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512576
i like when yan kiki shaves me with a straight razor while grilling me about my day

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512586
qhqhqhqhqh you qre q retqrd

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512576
spanish kiki, is good, imagine how meaty she'd be

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512562
Truly life on easy mode, just don't put anything on the top shelf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512605
why so angry brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512576
This kiki looks like a nigkiki... nigki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512614
you misspelled morning again anon, that's why I was laughing, no bad intent
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512620
I did it on purpose to emphasize that I wrote it wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44503804

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512616
>he has never seen a latina kiki or latine monsters
man it sucks to be u

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512627
My bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512611
Don't ask your Argentinian kiki what her grandmother was doing in Germany in 1943

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512576
I liked Succubus in Wonderland’s take: the Kikimoras there are lazy tsunderes. Their rooms are a mess and she keeps complaining of the mess you make when she rapes you. Then the pair scene with the Head Maid she gets pissed the head maid is getting her tits sucked by (You) and Head Maid calls out how she keeps complaining but the actions don’t much with Kikimora giving a thorough paizuri or having heart pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512562
>>44512612
These posts were made by Dark Mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512656
i wouldnt have to if she has ojos azuls y pelo rubio
I know
>>44512670
the funny thing, is that ou level up way faster as a shota, its proven by the sabbath themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512665
its almost like the original kikimoras are all about how they make mess in your home

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512647
don´t worry humans are not perfect (unlike monster girls)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512686
original kikimoras are just sleep paralysis demons

[Anonymous No.]

Going to go kot tipping by earscritching sleepy kots until they get a retarded look on their face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512680
that the point anon she is not rubia de ojos azules but she has the spirit of "HE" inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512686
>pre-succubization Kikimoras are just freeloading NEETs
>>44512699
We could use a Sleep Paralysis monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512716
thats the fat dormouse that sleeps on your chest and you cant get her off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512716
you mean nightmares?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512576
Bi-(also bi)-Kiki
>Anon gets assigned an excellent Kiki who keeps Anon's house spotless and cater's to Anon's every need
>except Anon never asks her for 'that need'
>so now Kiki is always trying to find Mashtah a waifu
>Anon can't work out what her new plan is, but:
>every delivery-mamono, mail-mamono, worker, or single neighbor mamono
>horny little Kiki attracts their interest in Anon, then seduces them into hot yuri fun
>all over the house, every time Anon enters a new room it's:
>naked Heckhund plumber in a 69 on the bathroom floor instead of fixing the toilet
>Holst milk-deliverygirl and Kiki licking whipped cream off each others' nipples at the kitchen back door
>the little Rata from the Bakery naked and covered in raspberry jam and Kiki-lickings in a pile of bread in the kitchen
>always a raised-eyebrow "Won't you join us, Mashtah...?" invitation
>Anon always back out in shock and panic
>Kiki keeps inventing even more tantalising entrapments
>Anon doesn't tell her he's going to see Dr. Flayer
>Doc F, after roaming through Anon's visual memories and beginning to secrete some ink herself, responds:
>"Oh, Anon, it's rather simple. She's afraid she's not enough to be your waifu. Either find some way to show her she's all you need, or.. what the heck, just pick one of her choices to be your waifu and let her help you both together."
>"So, Anon, if all these different girls aren't doing it, what exactly is your type?"
>Dr.F's tentacles probe deeper into Anon's subconscious:
>"Oh my! A Kiki AND a Shogg! You do know you're supposed to be one half or the other? Okay, Anon, I guess you'll just have to tell the poor Kiki your disgusting secret and see what happens..."

[Anonymous No.]

>Large non monster state
>Old king announces plans to abdicate to his young, inexperienced son, Prince Anon
>Prince Anon is also a bachelor
>Naturally, many monster powers already had plans ready for this moment, and those that didn't now have them.
>Only thing keeping young prince Anon's virginity safe is the different powers thwarting, accidentally or on purpose each others attempts to bed him.
>That, and pure dumb luck.
>For example, he was supposed to get whisked away by a squad of wyverns while returning from a hunting trip.
>Unfortunately, the sabbath chose that very moment to launch their teleport trap on Prince Anon's caravan
>Result was a room full of fuming imps and wyverns, and Prince Anon being none the wiser
>The fate of his pelvis rests on a knife's edge

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512616
Kik-inx?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512804
i'd bite if she and the other monster were both hags, only then also old holst and old kiki too good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512699
No, actual trad russian Kikimoras are annoying ugly evil or mischievious little house-spirits that move and break stuff almost like poultergeists but physically present.
>more like Owl House kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512806
In these situations, it is best to promise your hand to the whichever monster can the seemingly impossible quest of your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512834
don´t mention that ugly bitch in this house again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512809
Interesting, formally dressed Hoss at the front, naked slutty HossPuss in back.
>Gee, it's almost like she wants some random Hoss-Anon to walk up behind her and just give her the D without even an introduction.
>Athimym

[Anonymous No.]

be careful, if old monsters hear your hunger, they will stop everything and make you something to eat, their maternal instincts are that strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512862
With that weird high collar has anybody actually seen her face, or more importantly, her tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512895
https://files.catbox.moe/egd89g.jpg

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>>44512840
>"For the last time, strange tall vizier woman who cackles behind my back and has purple pupils, I am NOT marrying. Especially not one of these mystery brides from countries we are supposed to be at war with."
>"Please Prince Anon, be reasonable. The fate of all so many humans rests on your ability to produce offspring. Just give me something to work with."
>"Ok fine." Prince Anon scratches his chin, looking for some impossible standard. "How about a woman who can fly and breath fire?"
>"Done."
>"Wha- You're lying! Ok, how about one who has 8 legs, and can lift boulders over her head. There is nobody in all the land like that. "
>"Done."
>"As if! Fine! How about a woman who could best me in a sword fight. I am renowned for my fencing skills."
>"Can you be more specific?"
>"SILENCE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512887
cases of spontaneous lactation are on the rise

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512923
Nta but reminds me of midna a little bit so I wouldn’t say she looks horrible, that I’ve seen worser faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jackets with padded shoulders become popular
>A man wearing one in public is seen as 'Harpybait'
>They're an open invitation for any flying mamono with talons to pick him right up and whisk him away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512850
nice wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512923
Ok, >>44512862, agreed. And no tits at all.
Unfortunately she keeps turning up in searches for BestMaido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512974
Are you really surprised from a lesbo show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512924
>Prince Anon keeps inventing extreme demands
>Ends up with no waifu, but a Harem of concubines bigger than Solomon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512974
>Unfortunately she keeps turning up in searches for BestMaido.
That's because you're not actually searching for the best maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513005
No I don't watch Diznee cartoons, I only know her because she just keeps turning up in searches by mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513028
wish i could hug a shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513028
why she has knives

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512887
>be me, heavy knight anon
>been on the hunt for this elder demon for a while
>started having to ration my meager supply of food because of the long journey
>finally get into encounter with demon
>midway through her speech stomach loudly rumbles
>look of concern replaces hers, look fo embarrassment replaces mine
>lose all confidence at pity shown and accept her offer of dinner before battle
>lose will to fight her
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512946
>Nta but reminds me of midna a little bit
How dare you compare the perfection of Midna to that literal goblin.
Not even the sexy MGE kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513040
didn't look enough like sakuya otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512804
*years later*
>a little kiki and a shoggy are fighting in the living room
>"I want to clean dad's office!"
>"no, it's my turn to clean mastah's office"
>shoggy accidentally hits kiki's nose
>"wahhhh I'm going to tell papa"
>she screwed up
>no cleaning
>no pats on the head from papa-mastah
>starts to cry
>Both are crying while being filmed by papa master
>kiki and shogg's wives calm down the other daughter
>they both say in unison
>"if you stop crying you can cook with me"
>Kiki and Shoggy faces light up when they hear that.
>"I love you auntie kiki/shogg"

[Anonymous No.]

>angels
>pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512806
>one night prince anon goes to sleep
>his loyal pet cat finally monsterizes
>"nya, I'll secure you a nyiiice alliance with the cat kingdom, nya!"
>sex ensues

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512924
>Vizier gives up on getting Prince Anon to take a monster in
>Instead, the monsters will take him in
>Publishes EVERY detail about him through the rata press. I mean EVERY detail.
>Encourages him to take the lead in arranging a 'Peace Summit' in a neutral territory
>Every monster who wants a piece of that sweet Prince Anon ass is going to be there, hoping to bag him
>From desert kingdom monsters, to dragons, to zipanguese, to polovian, to random succ
>One thing is for sure, there will be peace between Prince Anon's nation and the monsters
>Just not perhaps via the means he expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513075
Yes. Angels are so pure that if they do something corrupt, that corrupt action retroactively becomes pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513083
Would you believe I've read all three exact same greentexts before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512804
Anon can do a Kiki & Shog double-waifu but you need to set boundaries.
Shogg can be the bed, but not the whole house.
Kiki still needs a non-goo house to share cleaning duties.
Kiki can sleep in the Shogg-bed with Mashtah, no biting or pinching, unless she likes that, of course.
If Kiki puts Shog-goo in any pie she bakes, any uneaten portion has to get returned back into the main-shogg-goo afterwards. Eaten portions will not get returned, the house will have a regular plumbing toilet, and they can take turns cleaning it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513075
is it a bad sign when an angels talking to you and you can see a feather turning black?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513075
>pure
pure sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513075
i dont trusted winged women, be they holy or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511798
No! Anything but the Kiki tailnapping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513048
Hey I said a little bit not perfectly 100%. Which in other words means shitty garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513123
Not at all. My wife assures me that it is a harmless skin (feather) condition. The polite thing to do in this situation is to let the angel know you still think she is beautiful no matter what the color of her feathers are.

[Anonymous No.]

>eat out cum of my bicorn wife horsepussy
>she reverts to unicorn
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513212
>eat out cum
Well, you might as well alp at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513114
was it any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44503804

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513135
there's no way the tutorial fairy would entrap, kidnap, or ferry you away to the fairy kingdom
that's just silly and you're silly for suggesting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513255
There is also another variant with loli princesses coming to him or something. I wouldn't call any of them any good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513262
i ditch her and glitch my way to hagvile, basically an end game area and restart there instead, the tutorial holst is cuter and sexier anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513212
Borderline Bic-Uni reversion point.
>then she begs Anon to pump another load in and switch over again
>be careful you don't get stuck with half-load and leave her as a skitzo pure-dirty Zebra-taur.
>>44513239
You're never going to kiss your happy waifu after she's taken a throat-load?
Its MGE anything between an Anon&Waifu is okay.

>Alp
Think back. Did your mom ever kiss your cheek to go off to school, then halfway to the bus you remembered that it was your dad's birthday?
>Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513290
FAGGOT BEGONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513290
FAGGOT WELCOME

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513123
She just needs a quick spray of Anon's pure essence to paint it white again.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the endgame areas besides the demon lord's castle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513312
hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513312
there's some postgame content at applebees

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513312
The deep blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513262
Instant loss to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513290
>Think back. Did your mom ever kiss your cheek to go off to school, then halfway to the bus you remembered that it was your dad's birthday?
This feels like it could build into a Reverse Flash quote where it reveals that he was Barry’s dad the whole time and that he is fucking his mom to emotionally fuck with him before of course killing his mom adding more to Barry’s torment.

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>>44513312
The Alp Bar down the dirty back alley off Tard Street.

[Anonymous No.]

squish oni cheeks

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>>44513316
any builds you'd recommend for hagville? Besides sweater evade obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513347
look as married man as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513347
there's this pyrow that can hook you up with a fake wedding ring and pretend to be your wife while being a roommate
you can practice kissing and stuff too, as a cover

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>>44513290
Man, I love cuck horse.

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>>44513375
She's great

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>>44513371
yeahhhh but you have to marry her at the end of the quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44503804

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513347
High resistance to status effects
Most people expect brute force from old monsters but this is a noob trap, most hags use debuffs like charm "magic" (it's just mofu)

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>>44513212
>be Anon
>meet and marry a hot Unicorn
>great, but she's a twin, and now her sister is lonely
>if you cuck her with her sister, she turns Bic
>and if you fuck her sister now you're not a pure V, she turns Bic
>so that means 2 Bicorns, right?
>but you're all doing it out of pure love, Anon for his 1st waifu, waifu for her sister, sister to be with her married sister
>Eros points out this situation to the DL who has a sense of humor, and is reading human physics book
>Schrödingers Mamonos
>whichever Uni sister Anon fucks turns Bic, and her Bic sister becomes Uni, then it swaps when its the other's turn
>their lustiness changes dirty Bic to pure Uni, but theyre still different sisters, only now with regular color changes

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>>44513382
what she is reacting to

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>>44513385
>at the end of the quest
Who said you had to ever complete the quest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513385
and blow his cover? what will their kids think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513410
Complete the quest, no waifu
>perhaps the real friend was the treasure you met along the way...

[Anonymous No.]

This is ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513347
>>44513347
just act like a brat and go shota mode
it will make sure all the hags back off since they don't want to deal with a brat

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>>44513421
Would you go in the ogre cabin situated in the middle of the swamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513421
Men belong with giant monsters

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>>44513425
does he know?

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>>44513375
Ride the cuck horse to Kenkou-y Cross,
(Ancient mamono nursery rhyme Nanny-Kikis sing to their girls)

[Anonymous No.]

foxes

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>>44513431
An oni is ogre too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513433
an old bogie told me this. and shes my teacher after all, and ever since I did so no hags mess with me. they look at me with fear, I think?

[Anonymous No.]

oni supremacy

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>>44513443
bogeys too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513443
texture of their skin looks like polished granite or something

[Anonymous No.]

It's all ogre now.

[Anonymous No.]

is a bogie an ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513472
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Where cat at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513472
Yeah ogre deez nuts lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513452
it´s a only one time trick because if you do it a second time she is gonna "correct you"

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>>44513405
>so Anon can keep fucking whichever sister is the dirty Bicorn this turn, but to change them over Anon has to seduce the pure Unicorn sister all over again
>an eternal romantic cycle while Eros and the DL watch and place bets on how long each rotation lasts

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>>44513429
>leaves 'mah Swamp' fast
>goes and fucks a dragon instead
Is Anon a donkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513485
but no hags really mess with me
Its weird tho, my bogie teacher is always so handsy, and when its night I have weird dreams where I think I m having sex its so good
and I wake up in bed with m bogie teacher, but we always go to sleep nude
it is weirder still that I wake up with my dick wet with something and I don't remember how I got to bed at all

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>>44513485
you've still got a pretty good chance to give them the slip if you can fake crying or say stuff like "stop, you're hurting me"
they'll freeze up and then you can slap them on the ass and run away

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>>44513405
>>Schrödingers Mamonos
More like a quantum (of cum) entanglement, especially if the other sister changes even if she's far away and unaware what her sister is doing
>DL is probably just skimming the book to look smart to Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513518
This. It is illegal for a monster to rape a man who says no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44503804

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513529
anon thats what rape means...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513521
>>Schrödingers Cait Sith
Anon opens the box to throw in more poison, just to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

C'mon, don't tell me you are scared of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513529
>who says no.
That's the spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513529
> *It's illegal to claim it was rape if he says Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513441
>no tails
Trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513543
she can hear you from great distances

[Anonymous No.]

i like a girl who'd rape me while im alseep and act like she didn't but the evidence is still there

[Anonymous No.]

rudy pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513587
Why are wans like this,

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513587
r u d y
u
d
y

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513521
>>especially if the other sister changes even if she's far away and unaware
> be the Bicorn sister
>be busy in town recruiting new mamonos for your Anon to cuck with
>fingering some Giant Oni puss to get her all fired up to come meet Anon
>suddenly, just before the Oni hits her peak, you're the pure Uni sister again.... OhShit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513529
Calmly inform her that her actions are illegal and she will stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513531
Kot hugging, I will be a cc too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513597
so u gonna be an alp hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513518
>"stop, your´re hurting me"
that is not going to stop the dark elf hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513606
Not you dumb cunt, I soon 25 and still a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513587
Put some clothes on

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513629
u sure act like one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513629
Men don't become christmas cakes, they become wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513629
>25 and still a virgin
Laughs in wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513629
>thinks he'll become a Wizard
>becomes a DarkMage Alp instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513645
>>44513653
So no middle step? Between 20 and 30. I always heard that wizard is for your 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>44503804

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>>44513711
well yeah. most of them get hunted down between 25-30 to prevent ascendency

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513591
Nothing like a feral beast woman who does what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513730
Would quite appreciate a manamo swat team busting down my door as I celebrate a quiet birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513730
>the portals open and mana floods into the world
>the real damage is not done by the monster girls, but by the men who suddenly gain wizard powers

[Anonymous No.]

>Marry a sandworm
>become a wizard at age 30 despite having lots of sex with her because every sexual act with is technically fellatio
What would you do with your newfound power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513753
If it happens like that I will be ban by monster society once I take revenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513763
Fellatio counts as sex don't let h*man w*men lead you astray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513747
uh oh anon, better give her the burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513656
>wakes up to having a bombshell body, big puffy hat and a desire for underaged cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513795
>>44513656
>>44513638
Fuck off I'm not gay, death is a better outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513791
Always carry a decoy burger when eating out post portal. If not a wan might drag you behind the Carl's Jr and before you know it you'll be feeding 4 wans.

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>>44513273
>There is also another variant with loli princesses coming to him or something. I wouldn't call any of them any good.
That one sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Even in death you can’t escape their clutches.

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>>44513817
>Ywn have a wan pulling your hair, two wans biting your heels, and another wan pulling your arm
Family life with monsters doesnt sound that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513833
ms ghoul has a deathgrip

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513802
Then stop acting like a woman

[Anonymous No.]

Need mamono with a 10/10 belting top star singer voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513843
I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513837
Hyperactive wans would be too much for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513833
all we wanna do is eat your brains
we're not unreasonable, I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes
all we wanna do is eat your brains
we're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513848
then y are u still responding to me then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513852
>Mama Hellhound just pretty much lets them free range
>Anon is frequently the target of his daugthers mischief and energetic zoomies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513859
whats wrong with her crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513882
She's horny.

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>>44513882
i don't know, i'm not a plumber

[Anonymous No.]

imma anny my haku teacher by asking her what is love then singing the song before letting her finish and grabbing her to dance with me
>>44513882
she sprung a leak

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>>44513872
The trick is to find them a nice neighbor boy to terrorize

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>>44513872
>His favourite shirts covered in burns and holes
>Various items buried in backyard never to be seen again
>Wans trek mud through house every time they do this as a bonus
>Puts out 3 fires a day minimum. Furniture made of inflammable material now
>Has to babysit cooking constantly because they will run off with uncooked ribs/steak if he isnt looking
>Jump on him at ridiculous hour in the morning to wake him up
BUT
>Laying in bed exhausted after his wife destroys his dick
>Always gives good aftercare. lots of kisses and hugs
>Hear door creak open
>Several bundles of joy sneak into anons bed from the bottom
>Pop out next to him and their mom, cuddling up to him, nuzzling against him
>Life ain't so bad

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44513882
Common issue among monsters. Be helpful and plug them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513893
They protect boys, they don't terrorized them. They are guardian

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513922
>>44513859
they need a diaper

[Anonymous No.]

>diaperfag
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513788
>T. Sandworm husband incel
Screwing a tongue doesn't take away your virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513953
>red anon
eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513930
It's hyperbole, ESL-kun. The post was talking about children causing mischief

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513953
he look slike that red orb from devil may cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513959
Where did I fuck up my sentence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512692
Caramel dormouse, best dormouse!

[Anonymous No.]

mgs in uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513953
>room temperature superconductors
care to elaborate miss Druella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513989
do you guys think monster girls taste good like they sweat taste like sugar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513994
Realm silver covered in raiju cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513990

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>>44514005
looks soulless though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514005
imma fuck the soul into her

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>>44513994
Not before you sign the marriage certificate.

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>>44514000
It's canon that dormice taste like sugar as their mana has the flavor of molasses, which is just a syrup that comes from boiling down sugar cane.

Other than dormice, we know alraunes (and their subspecies) have nectar that tastes sweet. It's said that the jelly from slimes is also a treat. Beyond that, no, monster girls aren't going to have some sweet or food flavor to them.

[Anonymous No.]

When earth gets shitstomped after the Portals open, will you listen to Druellas address at the UN headquarters?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a burning, yearning urge to go the first monster brother I see and blow my life savings. Portals when, bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514034
Of course, I'm planning to be an extremist collaborator and snitch on leftover puritans and other idiots and save them from themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514034
Yes, because more than likely, all the languages in MGE world are different than ours, so hearing her accent will be hilarious when she magics herself an auto-translator

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514039
>brother?
anon, u good?
>>44514034
imma prank her also this>>44514044

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>>44514034
I'm going to be too busy being balls deep in the wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514012
Was just a sketch .less/Haohi did something like 5 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514034
pretty sure i'll have better things to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514034
I'm going to kidnap and elope with her in front of the entire world

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>>44514032
Well their kisses have to taste good at least, I don't mind if the hellhound kiss tastes like coal I like nasty and disgusting girls too

[Anonymous No.]

well imma go off and steal one of her older sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514053
Yes, the portals will open but monster boys will be real. But they're all sent off to the abbey to help human men hook up with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514034
My plan is to go undercover and sell information on the resistance to the demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514034
I guess having it on the radio while I am balls deep in my new Hellhound wifes cunt technically counts.

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>>44514034
>Literally every wannabe warlord, tyrant and empress wants to make a speech about their conquest of earth
>Some of these are dragons, who dont give the briefest of speeches
>24/7 livestream of podium on tv
>A year later, they're still making speeches about the "recent" conquest of earth

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>>44514069
>tastes like coal
There are way worse things a kiss could taste like than coal.

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>>44514034
Depends if they're playing it at the Dragonian embassy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514080
it's going to be a little awkward when anons keep independently 'betraying' each other for the same pro-monster causes

[Anonymous No.]

>news broadcast
>portals have opened
>cry tears of joy
>hags airdrop your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513990
Lmao midget

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514084
>cut to me
>come up behind one of those dragons and KANCHO
>then run

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514105
>telling Sabbath they can't ride the tunnel of love due to their size
>however you have a solution
>hand them a megamorph potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512692
>most Dormouse smell like molasses
>this Dormouse smells like chocolate and caramel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514084
>It becomes a game of how long it takes after tuning in to hear the word foolish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514098
This actually happened IRL before the Russian Revolution. Government agents unknowingly informing on other government agents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514083
>Hey honey, who's this annoying woman on the radio, someone important?
>Nah. Just some virgin.

LMAO. She could conquer earth in less than an hour and she'd still be lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514091
it's just an example, i talked to people whose breath made me throw up

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>>44514135
>anon gets "captured" by a satyros
>hey you wanna take a shot every time she refers to humans as mortals?
>...
>you don't remember how the rest of the night went but you woke up motorboating goat titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514105
>scared of roller coasters
>marry a short monster
>refuse to ride coasters out of "solidarity"
>everyone thinks I'm a good husband and not a coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514170
You made me realize that married mamono's breath would literally smell like cum. I guess that's one way to make sure men don't get cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512692
>>44514130
We need more of this tan sleep mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514034
I shall welcome Our Benefactors.

[Anonymous No.]

>jabberwock tries to act tsundere
>one of her tentacles tells her to knock it off
>the other says nothing because it's too busy trying to remove your pants with its teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514191
WE NEED MORE TAN MONSTER GIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514198
i'd imagine as well as they have different accents
like the jabber having the posh accent, and the other two have more and more slangy and hood accents

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514213
There are like a million of them?
https://files.catbox.moe/a4mohs.png
This was my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514213

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514242
But are there any more tan, sleepy mice that taste like sugar cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514213
i want blue, grey and purple girls more

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514213

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514258
rare bunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514262
cheshire commit the 60% of rapes in MGC despite being the 14% of the catgirls

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently, the best way to avoid an overbearing rape machine monster becoming a nuisance is to balance them out with several more rape machine monsters.
For example, I am planning on thirding the amount of rape I receive by getting a hellhound, manticore AND an ogre in my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514271
what is this curious creature

[Anonymous No.]

>My ancestor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514169
I won't go that far calling her lame, I'll make up my mind when it's time for taxes, since mamano have no need for money I assume my taxation will be going down so I only expect good things from her leadership.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to jump over a mershark on a water ski. The look on her face will be PRICELESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514324

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to the anons who replied last thread. Now both have hearts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514330
Taxes will go up but there will be very generous tax breaks for married couples with children

[Anonymous No.]

There is a sad ogre. You should go cheer her up by bringing her onion soup while wearing an apron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514395
i bet those bogie pillows provide excellent lumbar support whilst being raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514395
They looks like organs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514397
says I owe 100 liters. must be a typo or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514395
bless you (I am an Eros devotee, you cannot choose which God the blessing comes from)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514397
Get a wife and you will be self sufficient
Food? Have sex
Heat? Have sex
Entertainment? Have sex
Energy? Have sex and use magic to electricity convertor
Health? Have sex

Monsters are more effective administrators, build better infrastructure, and will improve your life in every metric.
Get a monster wife today, and you can lie to your friends when you say 'I got married for the economic benefits!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514395
adorable
once im done with wome requests from here and there imma make more bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514433
You keep saying this but I don't see any art you produce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514413
>hug bogey pillow
>it starts beating faster
don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514436
i do make art from time to time
Im wurmbro on twitter, I ain't the greatest and I made this last
https://files.catbox.moe/90sdnx.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514102
Tips for holding out when Day of The Rape comes? The opening wave will lead to a lot of chaos but what if I'd like a little choice in who I get? My current worry is that trying to make a barricade will only be seen as a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514395
They're cute, but I can't really see it on the Bogey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514454
my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514451
>Bogey wants to give you all of her love
>hands you her literal heart
very romantic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514460
k, also am in college now
don't worry I've done better. not everything can be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514456
>hebi
hard difficulty
>any hag
very hard difficulty
>hebi hag
?????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514498
>>hebi hag
TAS only, nobody succeeded playing normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514498
Hebi hag who ran a ryu temple for 1000 years
Any who braved her temple were snatched up by the hebilings.
She's a little tetchy, a little superstitious, and has got faint crow feet eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514498
hebi(fated)(ovulating)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514507
im gunning for her
but i will make it look like I'm a spirit that wandered into her temple

[Anonymous No.]

We are in agreement hebis make the best cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514542
they include the most love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514542
no, that be either holsts, wurms, or trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514552
fluids

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514456
There are several options
>pretend to be an Alp
Not really recomended, as it can be offputting to the monstergirl you are trying to get
>Hole yourself up at home, make a shrine dedicated to your target species and pray to them
Somewhat extreme, but it might be effective even if you don't encounter your desired species at first, as other monstergirls could ve impressed by your dedication and decide to help you.
>Accept your Fate and be happy with the wife destiny provides you
100% effective

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514542
Wait I have a meme of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44513833
>Anon lives his life during the 1800s
>Over 200 years later, is ripped out of the afterlife into a monster girls embrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514244
She looks like an attentive and affectionate mistress.
>Gathered the vegetal genitals humans are so fond of, with attention to procreative and arousal related effects.
>Anticipatory hand posture to help keep her lovably ear-blind anon’s attention focused.
>Openly pleased facial expression instead of resting elf-face, tailored to the weak human ocular processing system.
>Wearing traditional ceremonial gear and charms.
>Tastefully applied ornamental lip colloid, compatible with the traditional Dark Elf oral-genital reward system.
It looks like she’s going to give anon the vaunted ‘accept proposal’ command — but can she pull it off?!

Don’t mind me. I’m imagining that Dark Elves treat courtship like some form of (loving) Weisenheimer-like activity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514580
>its some zoomer loli lich who brought him back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514554
Nuh-uh, my hebi's cookies are the BEST
they're so good they send me straight to sleep whenever I eat them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509397
Drunk uncontrollable ear kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514586
>she does dances to cast her spells
aw man

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514567
Pretending to be alp is useless as mamono can tell. Maybe, unless you are legit bisexual but then you either have to be ready to become one for real or you will get straightened out by monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514587
anon? do you wake up covered in unknown fluids?
>>44514598
>flossing while bringing back old timey anon back from the dead
>all the while being deadpan

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514604
I wake up chained to my bed to the sound of very horny hissing.
Don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514593
Generic cloaks get me so hot and heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514619
damn at least she has the courtesy of raping you while your awake
my jabberwife is a major creep sometimes, drugging me and then playing and raping my unconscious body

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Die and end up in hell, which isn't far off from how it's usually depicted
>The denizens there are about as cruel as you'd expect.
>You are tortured by them (not in a sexy way) for their amusement
>An inordinate amount of time passes
>Suddenly some kind of alarm sounds off
>All the demons stop what they're doing, heading toward the disturbance.
>Sounds of a battle can be heard and demons being thrashed about can be seen
>A menagerie of various monster women are successfully repelling the demons of hell
>It's surreal to see different kinds of demons and succubi freeing and being nice to the human souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511230
nigga this is a femdom fetish thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514699
Why are you bothering to reply to one of the usual tards, especially this late?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514699
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

getting bullied by loli hellhounds that arent strong to overpower you but also dont even know what sex is so they just cling to your leg dryhuping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514699
>femdom vs maledom
for fuck’s sake, here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514695
>die and go to hell
>see all the demons
>they're cruel and evil
>but the jokes on them because you have a femdom fetish and they're all women in office suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514747
at least demons can be reasoned with. angels have no chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514732
I've seen enough asanagi art for maledom to have grown on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514764
really? i like some individual pieces of art but the manga makes me feel quite the opposite. i don't want to break horns and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514775
i dont wanna go that far but I do wanna mating press a cheeky old hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514775
I don't like that but I do like the idea of the ultra capable draph girls being slaves to cock at the same time. It was the same with the succubus one.
Great concept, usually not great males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514654
>Only partial Dragon form,
emphasizing social deviance among Dragons.
>Gaudy hat which emphasizes horn grabbing and other submissive activities.
>Drinks an ‘extreme’ sports energy drink.
>Detailed color coordination associated with team-membership.
>Whistle and sportswear which strongly signals an active lifestyle in ‘alternative’ and ‘provocative’ sports among her species.
>MULTIPLE DIAMOND TATTOOS!!! — heavily invested in deviant racing and automotive activities.
>Obvious excessive thirst — even by Dragon standards.
Oh my, she is a pervert of the highest order. Don’t tell KC y’all, but…she is clearly willing to have sex ‘you know where’. MADE TO DRIFTORU!!!!1!

[Anonymous No.]

>be dumb gaijin tourist
>visit a shrine with hebis in it
>take pictures of them
>one of them demands to see my phone
>hfw when she is the one I took the most photos of
Oh shit, am I in trouble? Are you not supposed to take pictures of them? She must think I am a creep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511771
the chores
myself
correctly

[Anonymous No.]

how many monsters would be mentally ill in a hot way

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514816
at least she didn't see the fox shrine photos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514747
If signing a contract means I get to become a submissive househusband of a hot demon girl in a suit, I'm going for it.
Also funny if the contract doesn't explicitly say that's going to happen and she didn't see it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know human's have a hidden telekenetic ability?
Don't believe me?
Hold your hand out palm down infront of a kot or similar beastwoman. Watch as she will helplessly gravitate towards your hand, rubbing her head against your palm in hopes of getting headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514838
i smell the beastly scent of beast women on this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514838
Instructions unclear. I did this to a Beastwomana and she put a ring aroud my finger instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514853
it happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514843
Thank god for headpats, or else humans would be helpless against the kot and burg snatcher menace.
If you ever encounter a beast woman who is so beeg your hands can't reach her head, pray you have emergency burg or ur fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514818
As many as all of them, depending on your thirst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514853
>Monster girls walking around with wedding rings
>Waiting for the right moment to slip it on your finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514884
>monster tries that
>the finger falls off
>then I go back to my lich momster tell her what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514775
I enjoy light femdom, but enough that I can still tease or fluster her when she gets too confident

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514884
ms unicorn's walking around in a wedding dress
you know, just in case

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna play with and ruffle kej hair!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514981
what would you wish of the great dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514981
i think she liked my raindance

[Anonymous No.]

Hello valued customer.
Can I interest you in the two for one Wolf + Fairy deal today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514990
Interesting combo, although I think that's more an Imp.

>>44514981
I want a Ryu that took more of an interest in defending her temple than actually learning how to shrine maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514990
Squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514990
Those boobs cannot be aerodynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514990
i wish for old holst and old kot whose obsessed with breast milk as much as I am

[Anonymous No.]

It feels too quiet again. I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514981
Nice thick tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515034
that's why ms jinko wears a bell

[Anonymous No.]

heres something to talk about

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515034
you can't hear it? a gentle gnawing voice, so caring in its enunciation, alluring in its choice of words, and sensual in its timbre.
sounding so close yet so far with its melodic hums, teasing sometimes in its tone, angry when a girl comes nears you.
U don't hear any of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515048
I wonder if she can play music with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515067
I need a strong wife or a soft wife.
Or a mixture of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514034
I plan to bum rush the stage and attempt to propose to her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515067
gonna poke the heart and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515087
getting tackled by the mamano secret service

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515067
I want her to lie down on me and go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515119
Either way I get a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515067
what's her back routine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515119
>Druella pays monsters to cockblock her
Sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515140
I don't think backs have six packs so it looks like a terminal case of playing twister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515143
a lot of opportunist monsters around
hebis 'protecting' ryus
familiars/witches sniping anons before they can get to baphos
monsters hanging around ice queens waiting to snap up a wayward anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515107
>Be prison guard.
>The last honest and clean prison guard.
>Being the Last DJ is a thankless task, one which leaves you emotionally drained and listless.
>3 aphrodisiac OD’s this week, same as always.
>The pain of seeing so many men’s faces twisted in agonized ecstasy — which mana-field of the prison system cannot allow them to fulfill in the natural manner.
>You know the rules, drugs cannot be allowed to substitute for the ecstasy of a healthy relationship.
>Most of the men aim for a quick and unsatisfactory near-high, instead of the long work of relationship counseling services.
>You’ve memorized dozens of spiels on the relationship programs, but…the men who end up in jail hardly care about that sort of thing.
>The aphrodisiac pipeline continues, and your guard comrades are clearly the sources.
>Apparently the occupation of prison guard attracts maladaptive personalities.
She doesn’t exist. Not even IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515048
large, stoic monsters wearing bells because they keep silently standing behind anon and startling him

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

just cover urself in grease and slip right out of their arms

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515283
You've moved into color then, mick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514944
I don't about Kejourous as often as I should, they are the same kind of type as almost all the MGE races I really like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515296
I don't think about*

Damnit how did I forget to type one of the most critical words in the sentence

[Anonymous No.]

What music do wonderlanders listen to?
wock and roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515327
Why are sabbath sirens not great singers?
They're flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515327
u do have to roll them out since they got rolls

[Anonymous No.]

Been thinking about monstergirl anatomy lately...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515356
tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515356
It's a common misconception that a man eaten by a sandworm lives inside her mouth or stomach. Sandworms actually have a special chamber that connects to the mouth but is otherwise separate from the digestive system.

[Anonymous No.]

I live near a desert and often go out to feed the sandworms.
I bring a large basket of meat, rocks, metals all covered in sauce.
They hear me coming, but are too shy to come up until I start throwing bits of food on the sand.

It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

ms girtablilu be looking pretty fine under UV lights

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515418
>he knows the weirding way
M-Mahdi-sama…. I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515369
I was thinking more about the practical side of things and general anatomy, like bonestructure and organ distriution in lamias.
Having such a big snake body made mainly of muscle requires a lot of food, blood and oxigen, and it's no obvious how the small human body would provide those to the snake half. You could say that they get most of their energy from their husband, but that would mean unmarried lamias would be short and stumpy because their bodies can't keep up with the required energy just from eating. However vreathing would still be a problem. If they do have lungs in their lowe half the human nose wouldnt be able to supply those as it's too small and too far away. Maybe they have a breathing hole(like whales) on their back.
There is also the question of if their lower hal is able to be impregnated as well. Maybe you could get a lamia doublepregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

Mana is stored in the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515509
>tfw no dorky chunni dark mage hag gf that only knows how to dark matter nuke everythinng

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Monster version of gladiators/wipeout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515509
>"Fu fu fu, astounded? Amazed? I wasn't simply a little girl with a big hat, I was one of this worlds strongest magicians in disguise!"
>"My immense powers were secretly locked within my smaller frame and as such I just had to find a fantastic potion to unlock my true pote-"
>"Ah ah! Stop it! Don't pull my patch like that its going to hurt when it comes back!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515546
that makes me want to bully her more

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515559
y elf so pale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515296
You should think about them more.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally, I think the only thing anon is good for is being some spider's web warmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515572
Anon is good for being a Kej's daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515563
She's a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515557
>"Muuuuu, honestly don't you know how to show respect? Or thanks? It really hurts when you do that with my eyepatch."
>"Y-yes I need it to contain my fantastic divination skills an- NO! No touching!"
>"C-come on, at least show me a little respect...."
>"...Eh? Nothing? What do you mean - WHY ARE YOU CHECKING MY PANTIES?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515572
I'll sleep with a spooder, but I expect her to sleep in a regular bed every other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515597
im taking her outside on a date instead of being in her musty room

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515597
She's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514191
There's quite a few tanned Dormouse submissions on the archive but most of them have blonde hair so it looks a little weird

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Dragonia gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of you remaining single are small. Some may even turn against you as dragoons, but you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies do not break. That is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your pelvis is an eternal concern. Now cum, follow me, lie down with the undead dragons that rise against us, allow me to find this eldritch evil. I ask not for my own selfish relationship desires, but because I can fix her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515356
I want to fuck an Ushi-Oni in her spider parts so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515731
>Some of you may be raped, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515731
>staying single is small
>in dragonia
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515731
Hold your ground! Hold your ground!
Daughters of the demon lord, my sisters.
I see in your eyes the same lust that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the allure of tits fails,
when we forsake our nature as succubi,
and break off all attempts at forming relationships,
but it is not this day.
An hour of virginity, and unshattered pelvis
but it is not htis day!
This day we rape!
By all that you hold attractive in your future husband, I bid you undress, monsters of the makai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44514395
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44503804

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515846
Pie is still steaming hot and yet it's missing a piece?
Fat fuck demon couldn't keep her hands of her own merchandise.

[Anonymous No.]

Slutty elf.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515873
fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bogie/Chesh cast a curse on me
>Now when I get an erection it makes a slidewhistle noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515869
Take that back! Elves are not sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

how is a horse going to rape me with where their pussys are located?
reverse into me aggresively?
get real

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515920
if there's two of them one can hold you up guide your hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515920
ever wonder why they all carry rope and lassos?
that's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515743
I want there to be gifs of every mamono with big this guy energy:
https://files.catbox.moe/4eyba9.gif
So I can post mamono of that type bein' horny for you in the silliest possible way.
And I want Miss Ushi to lovingly carry me across the threshold of her home like a bride, and then engage in cute, romantic lovemaking with me while holding hands, making eye contact (seal off!) and constantly affirming consent and enthusiasm for the act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515920
There's many alternatives for the enterprising horse
>Bonk anon before turning around and raping him
>Get a gremlin-made rape harness with robotic tentacle arms on the back
>Have another monster hold anon in place (the bicorns' method of choice)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You have the ability to teleport into MGE. The only caveat is that you will be switching places with a daki of yourself, mid-cuddle with a monster.
I guarantee that there will be at least one monster with the bodypillow, but you don't know which monster it will be. There is nothing stopping you from escaping and finding another monster - nothing stopping you but the one you just teleported into the arms of that is.
What's your plan, and which monster is cringe enough to own a bodypillow of you? Do you accept your fate, or do you go find a less dorky monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
i'd be split into three

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515953
broken link...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516023
you got a kamaitachi that has a pillow of you for each girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
I'm curious to learn which monster girl would own a daki of me, but not curious enough to actually go to MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
>anon is wildly popular, owned by thousands of monsters
i get royalties or something, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
>teleported into a Dormouse's sleepy cuddle hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516037
>I'm curious to learn which monster girl would own a daki of me
I'd teleport in, comment on her trash taste, and teleport out.

[Anonymous No.]

I do not like it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>automaton
Kuudere robot dork sounds adorable. I'll stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516118
Mouse girls are cute and passionate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516118
what's wrong with a house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
Setup camera in room to document the daki's arrival, teleport quickly in and out, check condition of the daki to see if I want to meet her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515725
Tan and blonde is a bad combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
This >>44516065 but dormouse twins cuddling the same pillow. One similar to the profile dormouse, and one like >>44512692

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
I got gremlim like 3 times in the random selector so fine. I’m ready for my forced orgasm through machine intercourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516156
i don't hate it but there are more optimal pairings for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
Someone with such trash and she needs to know.
>rolled Medusa
I might not be getting away but I will insult her despite it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515920
she'll drag you out into the middle of the steppe and demand your cooperation. What are you going to do, run away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516034
>>44516034
nah three wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll 10 or 20, these are monster girls that own a daki of you. Now roll a 10 or 20 sided dice, or use a RNG simulator between 1-10 or 1-20. The result is the monster you first end up with when you teleport with the top left being 1 and bottom right being last number. Teleporting again will generate a new number. How lucky do you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
>Wight
Good, no need to fight it then.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516229
>Try to escape a sleeping wight
>Graze her ghost claw by accident
>Pass out

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516240
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
>wyvern
No man escapes the wing burrito. No, not the wind burrito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516262
>Disappointed sylph noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
>>44516228
>Vampire
kek, not so haughty now eh?
I'm staying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516286
>she has fuzz between her teeth
>several puncture marks on the daki
nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516228
>18
>Jiangshi
does she hop around with it or something?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no cursed weapon harem
>no tall and thin spear chan, short and stout gladius chan, no genki messer, no big mace oba san

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516360
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

i cast a plague of wurms upon ye
now gimme cute wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516378
magic wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516378
NO U

[Anonymous No.]

>>44509477
I didn't realize this was exactly what I wanted until I read this. god.
I know it's extremely unhealthy, but clingy yan hag desperate to keep you from leaving the house - or her arms, even...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516386
Furfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511129
Just because your mother is a vapid whore doesn't mean all of ours are. Don't talk shit about my mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516388
>Clingy 3 Meter Hag fox treats anon like a toy dog
>Anon is nestled under her kimono like a warm cinnamon bun anytime she has to go out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516383
Incredible! What does she do with this newfound power!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516388
codependcy best dependency

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516406
Use it to say all sorts of mushy things about Anon without him knowing and her getting embarrassed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516351
>tfw no lanky but sporty pike-chan
>tfw no top-heavy and inhumanly-strong pollaxe-chan
>tfw no bri'ish countrygirl billhook-chan that keeps insisting on being the one to make dinner even though pike, pollaxe and I have tried multiple times to dissuade her, and our tastebuds are rapidly losing the memory of any other flavors but boiled grey meat, mushy peas and malt vinegar

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
>Alice
I'm... actually fine with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516451
>tfw no talwar-onnesan who makes amazing curry and is deliciously choco

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
>demon
I'll take it but I'll be very worried about her shit taste. I'll contractually read her inevitable fanfics about me and rate them by how OOC they are before acting them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515999
everything is fine except for humty eggs, alices, or matangos

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Magic cow

[Anonymous No.]

>They say gazers are small and smug
>First one I run into is huge, beefy, and smug
I'm pretty sure the scholar is on some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516593
the perfect party is a big dumb guard human and a squishy mage

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516613
a sample size of 1 does have limitations, especially when considering regional variants

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516691
Listen, I'm sure a Geizah in the jungle is going to be mostly similar to one in the mountains of Winterstown

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516613
I think KC once said that even they you are predisposed to one body type there can be variations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516711
Oh? Then why is that vampire I ran into plump and that weresheep built like a holst?
I think this book may be a tad inaccurate.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are angels like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516714
as i said even a kobold can be built like a brick if they want to it´s not normal but it can happen

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the dastardly new teamup of a nightmare and a weresheep
Together they are unbleatable

[Anonymous No.]

You are a noodle fucker aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516836
i'd canoodle a noodle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516803
sorry you are NOT going to separate me from my sleepy wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511047
At this point, my mother would be fine if I brought home ANY girl. Monster or otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516836
Especially this snake, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516863
Careful, she bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516872
>she bites.
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44511047
Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44503804
Slash.monster dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516877
I guess a hole is a hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516982
It's a very advanced onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516836
>>44516863
>>44516877
She'd be so much better without the MAW

[Anonymous No.]

I belong to dormice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517025
>without the MAW
>take the snake bits out of the snake girl
Just fuck a normal human then you sicko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516418
>codependency
God, can you imagine - thinking that it was just her that was clingy and needing to be around you, then her having to leave for a day and feeling anxious and unbearably lonely... getting groomed to be just as dependent on her as she is on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516403
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517102
>The only thing snek about her is a face that could swallow a watermelon
Yeah sure buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517025
This conversation is for monster girl lovers. You are not a monster girl lover. You are a monster girl tolerater. Never forget that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517102
I bet it would feel incredible to stick your hand into wide snek MAW while she's yawning
Get gummed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516228
>15
>Ice Queen
e-eh? royalty? oh, this is embarrassing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517192
You ever poke a cat's tongue while they're yawning? That's what I do to my cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517211
I do this too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517209
She's gonna have pictures of you all over her room!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516228
>Anubis
They 100% seem like the kind of girl to have a daki, hopefully she's naked and my head is between her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516228
No thanks, the probability that I get one of the 5-6 mamonos I like is too low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517209
>Ice queen hugging her daki
>Suddenly it feels much warmer and not like a pillow at all
>Sees anon there, in her embrace
>Can barely manage keep her composure
>Internally is extremely happy
>Silently just holds him closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
>Wild West gang of Monster Girls
Finally, some good fucking food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
I wish Bounty Hunter Anon the best of luck in wrangling The Viper Gang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44515206
She looks like she just heard Anon say "No thanks, I only drink almond milk."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
Oh cool, there's more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517416
less good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517416
big fan of bip

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517416
You could get a standing blowjob from the gobbo and standing paizuri from the monoeye. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>Holst waif
>Go to !India
>Waif gets worshipped

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512369
That cat is a dangerous one, guess she left her cat's paw revolver at home though.

[Anonymous No.]

Why should I give my seed to some smelly desert dog?
Seems like a poor choice to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517599
Dogs are man's best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517599
She's smart, dutiful, and will raise your offspring to be smart too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517621
She's just autistic, not smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517631
At least it's the productive type of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517649
More like reproductive type of autism
>your first child is born
>she insists that the number of children must be even
>so you try again
>now you got twins, making the total number still uneven
>you try again and again and it's still twins every time
>and you cannot stop until her autism is satisfied
why is there almost no normal preggo art of Anubis and so much hyper preg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517735
>Why is there almost no normal preggo art of Anubis and so much hyper preg
Read the main word in your post and you will understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517735
They have to make it painfully obvious that the girl's pregnant and doesn't just have a big belly so that even the smooth brains will easily understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517735
>Spoiler
There isn't hyper preg art of anubis. It's just disguised vore art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517817
Be one with wife.

[Anonymous No.]

reproductive autism is nice, but how about reproductive shitposting
https://files.catbox.moe/rth4j0.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517896
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517896
You can't convince me this isn't actually the aftermath of her eating an entire tuna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517942
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517817
Damn monsters voring all those poor innocent sperm cells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517605
and it's time for man's best friend to become man's best lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518337
it's part of growing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518349
This disturbs me on a deep level.

[Anonymous No.]

>the monster boy encyclopedia guy stopped
One less trash on ao3 to sift through I guess

anyone got any ideas? not for me to write, just propmts to thow in the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518396
Family pets make the best wives. They accompanied you through your life, it makes sense that this should extend onward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518451
But does she give birth to cat girls or to regular cats that later turn into cat girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518337
Fancy dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518475
She monsterizes into a monster girl so cat girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518396
Family dogs are for starting families with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517735
That's numberwang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518017
vore ovaries... voraries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518606
I want to show numberwang to a hakutaku and watch her brain melt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518446
Was there a reason you mention this sounds like you just want drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518807
>drama
something we dont like going away, isnt something that causes drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518831
Are you sure?
We have quite a few people that haven't been in this thread for years yet their names cause hours of stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518831
I’m saying the mentioning of it is the issue. That you could’ve kept it a secret and none of us here would know or really care and we would just go about our day like normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518888
Not, him, but as guy who frequents Ao3, I kinda care about the stories there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516877
that puffy mouth…

[Anonymous No.]

Time to hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519195
Ah... This was a bad time to get firewood...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519261
>Exploring the woods on the outskirts of Winterstown at night
Rookie mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519302
How can I larp as an epic military soldier if I don't do that ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519333
ever play Darkwood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519333
You can, but they'll be larping as some kind of horrific cryptid to play along.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mgs would be the biggest brotherfuckers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519426
devil bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519302
Hey Susan, fancy seing you here! I see you also want to get some fresh air after all that sitting in the office, haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519426
Elves, not just the dark ones but elves in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519426
Brothers are weak to their cool onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519366
Nope but I het the idea.
>>44519425
Nice 1vs1 duel in the wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519426
The lore says: ones you wouldn't let seek a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518446
I will carry the flame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519425
>Fufufu~ beware little Human, when I'm done with you, I'm going to walk all over your skin, gakakaka!~
>Uh, that's not what they do, Susan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518451
>>44518349
These are the ugliest siths. For people who insist so much that you have to follow mge canon you are right here breaking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516228
>14
Well...a Kiki is nice. Probably the best option out of that lot of monster girls to me personally at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44519613
>...and so sayeth the King of Butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516228
>rolled a 2
And this is why i never leave anything to luck. Fucking dork having a bodypillow of some skinny nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a Jinko to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44520482
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516451
>Balanced hourglass longsword-chan
>Opulent and haughty, acts like your a noble and treats you like royalty while looking down on others (even though you're not even a knight)
>Never leaves your side and will only do so with some very persistent nagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>44520494
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44520494
So she can sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44520542
But sitting is for chairs, anon, not faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>44520948
Fuck chairs. You’ll never catch me sitting in a chair. Sitting in chairs is for punk ass bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44517253
Extra, extra! Ice Queen keeps pictures of anon in a secret chamber of her palace! A shrine to anon perhaps? This reporter will discover the truth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44520526
>tall yet fatassed rapier chan
>haughty french noble, is very straight to the point as well
>Loves to tease you and fuck with others
>still cute but that ass is massive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516451
>feisty shortstack carronade-chan
>haughty and elegant culverin-chan
>crude and strongfat bombard-chan

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516451
>Chuuni-as-fuck gunsword-chan
>Tall, sexy, and hourglass-shaped
>BUT
>Overdramatic to the point of being incapacitated by normal social interactions.
>Dresses like an anime convention vomited on her.
>Lowkey wants to be "Limit Breaked"
>OK, not that lowkey.
>Just do it, Anon.
>The other wives are getting annoyed with her demands for it.
>They don't know what it means either, just do something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516889
I can't seem to access it either. Seems that it's down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521067
When the portals open I'm gonna hold out until I'm a wizard just so I can make a planetwide spell that makes it so that all swords have big asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>44518446
It was on AO3 so it's not like anything of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521184
most would have decent asses due to the vary nature of the balance of swords

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys know that Hagville is going to be having a bake sale? Ms. P'orc told me. I'm supposed to meet her at her house to help out. She says she needs someone to help put some buns into her oven. Must be a big sale because she says it'll take all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521290
KC really needs to start enforcing his rules on ao3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521337
why do you insist on this game? you already know the answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521346
That he can and has the legal right to?

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about weapons and i just want to feel the embrace of a living armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521307
I will not settle for decent.

>>44521367
...yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44503804

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521383
their asses will fit their frame but it will vary due to their point of balance

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521387
>round ears
faker.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Bell_orgel/status/1698679937732079768?s=20
anon always falls for the endangered species line

[Anonymous No.]

u wake up in mge but now a blond blue eyed twink and in a elf villasge

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521478
I'm running away to the Amazoness village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521478
Not the worst thing to ever happen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521494
unlucky for you the only other village nearby is a wurm village

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521521
That will have to be enough. Gotta find a Wurm with abs then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521535
wurms dont really have abs, they are soft good luck homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44516228
>Roll 2d10
>Get cuddled by a Demon and a Devil
Literally my dream come true, I would sign anything they put in front of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521549
Fuck you, I'm gonna teach them to work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521577
fuck u, kiss me on my lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521590
Nice try, Alp. Maybe you should join the Wurms in their work outs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521618
do you think working out makes someone less gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521618
>>44521623
in fact homos like muscles, a lot. so do you wish tell the class something anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521637
okay, lets not go that far. there's nothing wrong with a strong wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521623
Not necessarily, but exercise is good for the body and the mind regardless. It's helpful even if it won't make you less gay.
>>44521637
Homos like asses too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521658
>>44521659
im just joking
>>44521659
even monster women like ass

[Anonymous No.]

ass is universally loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521659
Liking asses makes you a homo?! Noooo Akaname-chan say it isn’t so!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no bi monster gf who loves to ogle monster ass as much as you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521706
if it's not too bony. i need it with a little padding

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521432
It seems order women are getting even more desperate than monster hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521739
truly perfect ass, boney ass is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521337
AO3 isn't beholden to Japanese copyright laws as Pixiv, 4chan, etc. are and have a team of lawyers that would be ready to throw down with KC over fair use and parody stipulations. So it'd be a fool's folly to try and pull the wannabe janny shit for internet good boy points to try and DMCA shit on a site you can ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521673
>even monster women like ass
Monster wife groping her husband's ass is a pure way of expressing her attraction to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521780
this post came from an ass loving monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521777
>you can ignore.
i dont think its the natural human state to do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521794
It isn't very difficult to ignore things you dislike, anon. I do it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521828
same with femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521572
now imagine
>Sabbath Demon
>Hag Devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521848
>kikimora
>femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521794
You can literally not click AO3 links if they pop up. Same with links to other websites like slash monster or TFT. Only person the fault lies with is you.

[Anonymous No.]

y do i have intense sexual feelings for old meaty monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521877
sabbath demon looks good but i haven't seen a hag demon except for that edit with the tiny head

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521893
well, i am pretty lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521898
i guess i meant more in a general philosophical manner, humans in general just seem to be wired for conflict and struggle and will found it or make it up if none exists.
i guess what im saying is if its not AO3 it would have been something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521848
Femdom isn't so bad. I don't like the hard stuff, but I like the occasional self-indulgent fantasy of being pampered without having to do any of the hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521478
>blond eye twink
>not in a desert kingdom village

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521954
>blond eye twink
did your brain shrink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521972
He turned blonde so yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521972
No I just missed a word. I guess it never happened to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521934
i do like both but i end up tilting towards femdom mostly because it's an easier way for the monster to express their desire for me
and that just feels nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521954
need to be an exotic paleskin in a town full of brown mamono...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522027
sounds good, i'd love if it was !hispanic region. imagine how good the food would be as well how curvy the monsters would be

[Anonymous No.]

do you follow the brown rabbit girl or the white one.
the first leads u to wonderland but south america
the second leads u to normal wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522129
I follow the white rabbit like a good and sane person to find my Alice (she's probably just messing around, I'm sure I'll find her soon)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522129
i'll wait for the 3m rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522129
Latina Chesh sounds pretty tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522129
>wonderland but south america
I'm scared of what Wonderland monkeys and Ocelomeh would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522150
what about latina alice with curly hair?
>>44522153
she is the one that would nab you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521934
nope can't, hurt my ego.
>>44521893
My message didn't have any link with the kiki in the pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522129
>>44522167
>latina Alice that screams ay papi while you fuck
>latina Cheshire does it too to annoy you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522166
wonderland monkeys are brazillains, and wonderland ocelomeh would be gyaru who are honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521954
>t. T.E Lawrence

[Anonymous No.]

Marry foxes.
Not like you have a choice anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

there is no shrimp mamono

[Anonymous No.]

imagine latina jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

I only fuck dark skinned desert monsters who find me exotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522234
there used to be but they all evolved into crabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522278
Why does youtube keep recommending "why do things keep evolving into crabs"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522335
because some people click it

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach auntie Satyros the ancient Finnish tradition of kalsarikännit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522150
Traits from the original Alice would be an improvement
>Confident in micro-gravity and free-fall operations
>Excellent swimmer
>Autistic conversations about eating people
>Exceedingly imaginative, a flexible and creative thinker
But instead she has retardo-speech and a very bad memory. Thanks KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522018
I think the ultimate expression of desire is a slutty brat seducing and flirting her way into getting dominated by a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522233
Do i get to choose what fox i marry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44521777
but they are behold to international copyright laws, the berne convention that us and japan has signed, as such authors are allowed to say no to international copyright infringement and as such the us is obligated to protect copyrights of other signatories

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522278
>>44522335
all crabmamonos lose to scyllas/other squidgirls

[Anonymous No.]

i desire fox but latina flavored

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522368
If you act fast, yes. Late joiners get the leftovers, like unwashed feral foxes instead of elegant mikos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522379
cuttlefish? more like cuddlefish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522364
Sounds irritating and unappealing but you do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44512062
fpbp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522413
cuddlefish hypnotising you to become her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522393
Wouldn’t that be a maned wolf mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522456
too busy looking at those w-pupils to see the psychedelics

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522376
That isn't a fight KC is going to win. Sorry, not sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522393
Nevermind there is South American foxes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_American_fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522490
a maned wolf is fine too. legs for days

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522412
Time to quickly snatch an elegant feral fox and make a family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522475
Sounds like he doesn't even care about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522474
of course cuddlefish mamono has all the colour pigments in her boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522505
Just be ready for some weird before she gets civilized/domesticated properly.

[Anonymous No.]

Mad hatter, more like, Bad Shatter. lmao

I'm joking best wonderland girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522527
>oh yeh honey, haven't you tried salamander yet? They are pretty good once you get used to them
>Quickly bites the tail and starts slowly eating it until our lips meet, then kiss her
>mischevious fox in a state between confused and aroused, not expecting to be one uped
I was born ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522534
That's not how you spell CHESHIRE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522527
this is kind of weirdly hot

[Anonymous No.]

ohayou~

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522597
I am tired of mad hatter getting sidelined by autism kot and obese dragon. I love their design so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522620
I'll give you that--Mad Hatters are good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522629
The suit does something to me man. The whole design really. I like their bio and I drink a shit load of tea so I feel drawn to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522620
>>44522629
I like hatters, but I think they're overlooked because visually they're just women in suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522664
in my mind it goes full circle with the underlying mushroom parts disguising itself as human

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522653
>>44522664
So, it's a shame the Helltaker guy didn't latch onto them, then? Because that dude's whole shtick is demons in suits.
And frankly it's a great shtick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522620
They're sidelined by Wonderworms too

[Anonymous No.]

>"oh no, anon, I messed up my transformation in my old age!"
>"W-wait, you don't mind?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522664
Definitely underrated.
Yeah but theyve got a mushroom motif and the wonderland motif. Their hats are mushrooms on the inside, but seem normal on the outside, matching the quiet lunatic angle.
I get they are not the most monstrous of designs, but they are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

mad hatter but with massive meaty asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522629
Hatter momster who always has tea and homemade cookies/biscuits ready for when you get back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522700
I would eat the cake at the teaparty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522620
hatters gonna hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522707
>tfw ywn just dive onto her big round meat ass after a hard day and feel her soft cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522684
I wouldn't go as far as to say they need the Helltaker guy boost. They got their niche like >>44522692 says, and they have their appreciators.
>>44522686
Wonderworm a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys and your hat obsession...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522739
>Ah good afternoon dear. How was your day? Weathers terrible. Did you lock the door after coming in?
>Small talk conversation continues, as if she wasnt bent over the kitchen counter while you fuck her fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522768
Memecat in a hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522768
Chesh teleport me into a milf hatters lap head between boobs please.

[Anonymous No.]

Hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522808
Mad Hagter.
They call her Earl Grey.

[Anonymous No.]

>my manticore wife is on a diet
>keep showing burgers into her tail while she sleeps
>she is wondering why she doesnt lose weight

[Anonymous No.]

Hatter thread next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522423
>Sounds irritating and unappealing
How come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522842
Please. In this style 6/9

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522774
>tfw shes so tall you end up dangling while you pound her massive ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522620
mad hatter is literaly the joker, how she could not be the (second, dormouse besto wonderland girl) best girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522832
>While forcing her to do excercise so she's always exhausted at the end of the day
This is how you beat a manticore
just don't get caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522858
>>44522700
>CHANGE PLACES
>About to get up
>Shitbag chesh pulls you down seat with tail
>Cant get up before Mad Hatter plops herself on your face
>Now drowning in suit-clad cake, mad hatter not noticing in the slightest as they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522842
I thought of something else, but I'll probably be away from the computer when this one expires anyway, so go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522879
thats how you end up with strongfat manticore though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522858
Today at university I spent like two hours trying to draw a nice ass but couldn't. I wish I knew how to draw.
Boring lectures are a perfect time to learn I guess. Sorry Haku-sensei!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522886
>>44522858
I'm so glad all the tea and cake and biscuits goes to the right place.
Those teaparty chairs are wide as fuck for a reason, and yet they still spill over the sides.

Top 3 monster ass easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522919
first you must study the hips and surrounding muscles, then look at the structure of what an ass without fat would look like, then you can add the fat to make more shapely but remember that the ass will follow the underlying structure
also it is shaped like a rhombous

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522949
I will study this carefully, senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522956
go find a nice hatter to sit on model for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522969
it would be better to go to see an onis ass, they would most likely have an ass that's very muscular, so you would really be able to understand the structures

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522362
>The Cheshire gave a deep undulating hiss that seemed to echo from multiple places around her. The Alice, the main object of the cat’s ire, ignored the hissing fit in favor of spooning more of the Dimensional Lock Jam into her mouth. Now reduced to moving through space without teleportation, the Cheshire was having some difficulties. This was a micro-gravity area, to make matters worse. The cat had spent her time teleporting in such areas, instead of learning how to move regularly. As such she moved with an ungainly awkward stroke towards the Alice. To add insult to injury, the Alice was gracefully juggling her plate of Strange comestibles, as she lithely swam through the air. “S-stop eating it, you little fool!” shouted out the cat, making no headway in swimming towards the diminutive succubus.

>”Hmph. I am not a fool.” said the Alice with the put upon dignity of the very young. “I made sure it didn’t say ‘poison’ before eating and besides, it tastes very good.” She gave another harrumph before taking a bite of a flat muffin, smeared with jam. Incidentally this scattered yet more of the quarks interfering with the feline’s space-bending abilities.

Wut do?

[Anonymous No.]

Kej butts are for sitting on your lap while her hair molests the rest of you

[Anonymous No.]

>Steals your last image

[Anonymous No.]

The hatposting will continue until tea time.

Speaking of which, if you ever want to get plapped by a mad hatter, bring bagged tea. She'll mating press you right in the middle of the table, calmly and politely explaining why shes not so fond of bagged tea if you dont mind her saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523087
NOOO I WAS GOING TO POST A HAT FUCKING FOXES AAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523098
How dangerous is a mad, mad hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523098
what if i bring american tea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44522506
MGE and even his work on MGQ were a hobby of his. Anybody who thinks that it's his main source of income would either be moronic or delusional. Possibly both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523079
I want to brush a bottom heavy loli kej's hair while she sits in my lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523146
Who asked? Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523098
>Yes I do mind you saying actu-

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523133
she would pegg you until you repent of all your sins

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523133
She appreciates the thought, but you really should know better. Bring cake next time. You have to wear the dunce hat.
you sit in her lap and get boob hatted

[Anonymous No.]

uhhh I'm going to bed to do.... stuff...
Someone make the hat thread in my absence

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523158
>Try to talk over mad hatter
>"I say, dreadfully rude of you anon"
>Puts your teacup to your lips
>"Now, as I was saying. The correct way to steep tea is-"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523148
You're going to be practically rooted to that chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523112
>FUCKING FOXES
That's a kot.

[Anonymous No.]

why you niggas dont create a discord server in which you can talk about if KC can do shit or not? this is a monster girl thread not a faggot twitter thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523277
They do have a discord server but that doesn't help them play internet janny for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523261
coulda fooled me with those ears

[Anonymous No.]

do you guys remember the guy in 2015 who asked specifically for drawings in which kikimoras commit bestiality and scat?, me neither

[Anonymous No.]

Lemme post an image.
https://files.catbox.moe/zogs1k.png

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it sucks ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523427
what an akaname?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523379
Kikimora is BEST maid, so she's always committing BESTiality. And who cares what kind of music she likes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523427
seething.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523451
ok man you got me, im laugthing my ass off

[Anonymous No.]

I ordered a kikimora, not a kinkymora. I want a refund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523468
about what? the fact the thing looks like its mentally insane? it seems like your coping

[Anonymous No.]

i desire mge land but in !latin america

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523494
like what she is doing?, raceplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523510
the amazonas is there man, also you can go to a mountain and fight (fuck) the devil, or the patasola

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523518
yeah, she insists I drive hot wheels on her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523529
>patasola
would

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523495
It's afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523531
THROAT CORRECTION, NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523570
>MASTAH PLEAZE I NEED ZE HOTWEELZ TO GO VROOM VROOM. DO NOT DO THEEZ TO MEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523531
>Not making her dress up like Cortana to drive a Warthog over her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523635
I was thinking more of spanking her with a belt and then using the belt marks as roads.

[Anonymous No.]

>mg friend group gathering
>everyone is talking about how much sex they had with their husbands, trying to one up eachother with increasingly graphic dexcriptions of their lewd acts
>Anon's kikimora just blurts out how he played hot wheels on top of her body for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523531
>autistic kiki
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523700
>everyone is blushing at how lewd is thar

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are the best when they are huge dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523531
>A-anon, it's too big...
>Come on kiki, this is what you wanted, right?
>It wont fit!
>Sure it will!
>Anon grits his teeth and rams his tonka truck through the cleavage valley of his kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523700
>A stunned silence descends upon the group
>"Oh... is he uh... you know..."
>It takes a second for her to process what she meant by this before:
>"NO! N-no... it was my idea.."
>Silence replaced with confusion while some more mischief inclined monsters grin enough to make a Cheshire proud
>Kiki chokes back tears knowing she will never live this down

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523724
>Mastah! I only want ze red car! Ze purple car could be shog! Red car! Red!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523734
>anon's meaty kiki has tits so huge, that he can use them as a ramp to launch his hot wheel cars from
>beats some world records with that method

[Anonymous No.]

At this point, I'm going to collect a harem of different body type MGs for a variety of hot wheel track layouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523112
mofu hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523772
>the back of the bicorne is the start of the track
>the car goes down a ramp until it hits a hellhound's abs and uses her boobs as a ramp
>the car jumps up to the ass of a kiki in a jack'o pose so that she goes down and jumps with another ramp up to the tail of a shirohebi
>from there it goes down and up on small ramps made by shirohebi herself until it reaches the ground
>when the car stalls a trio of mechanical large mouses "fix" it and start it up again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523834
Just get a fairy/pixie/leanan sidhe to ride the car as it goes and we've got ourselves a grand prix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523859
imagine a raci(st)ng team of monster girls, the dream of every man

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523740
>Some single monsters are in the group
>Laugh along but silently take notes
>...
>Be anon
>Walk down street
>Dork demon saunters up to you
>"Hey baby," she nibbles your ear "want to drive the batmobile down my tits?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523875
With themes teams I imagine. You've got the desert drivers, the wonderland wheelers, the dragon dragsters, among many more.
As an aside, Wacky races but MG

[Anonymous No.]

i want momster from wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

monster but has /a/utism

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523904
>the zipangu zoomers
>all of them are hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44523302
???

[Anonymous No.]

No wonder all monsters think about is sex. They all have a one track mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about thos beans