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Snek time

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>> No.44475238

>>44475230
Why are long, supple snake bodies so attractive?

>> No.44475239

>>44475230
old

>> No.44475240

Really big and soft monsters to sleep on

>> No.44475243

I'm gonna pick up a loli Lamia or Wurm by her tail and start swinging her around and around and around until she's dizzy for fun. Bullying lolis is so fun!

>> No.44475247
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44475247

I am going to ALICE

>> No.44475249
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Reminder if you ever need milk for anything you can just ask the nearest titcow.

>> No.44475254

>>44475247
I am enjoying the recent popularity of alices.

>> No.44475258

>>44475249
i'd do this to dragons, especially highclass ones to annoy them

>> No.44475259
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>>44475243
>a sabbath special op's team has been dispatched to your location

>> No.44475260
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>>44475247
My heart is in Wonderland for ALICE!

>> No.44475266

>>44475259
So? You think I'm frightened of a little brat? I'm gonna bully her too. The whole Sabbath will fear me in time.

>> No.44475267

>>44475243
>loli wurm
good luck lmao

>> No.44475268
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44475268

>>44475254
It wasn't till rather recently that I finally understood the appeal of ALICE

>> No.44475269

>>44475249
>Nothing would even come out, you plebian f--
>Something comes out

>> No.44475271

>>44475249
>go to hagville
>ask for milk
>anon is never seen again
>but anon is also full of milk
>forever
Should've been more careful

>> No.44475285

>>44475269
i hear that all monsters that are 200 and over can make milk anytime they want, all they need is some simulation

>> No.44475295

>>44475285
Like what? A cow simulator? An exhausted mom simulator?

>> No.44475307

>>44475295
a crying, some light crying will make the old monster to make milk

>> No.44475319

>>44475307
Ah, a banshee simulator.

>> No.44475323

>>44475269
Just say the magic word "breed" and they'll spontaneously lactate.

>> No.44475328

I may like my harem, but after reading Lewis Caroll I have become fond of Alice.

>> No.44475329

>>44475307
>cry in hagville
>All monsters get wet spots on their shirts and sweaters

>> No.44475334
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>>44475329
It's a sympathetic response.

>> No.44475360
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>> No.44475365

>>44475329
>it wasnt even caused by sadness
>just was from you yawning
>And that old cheshrie you were just talking with instantly grabs you and smothers you in her massive milky tits

>> No.44475368
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>>44475243
>Followed anons advice
>Tried bullying this group of delinquent hellhounds
>They made me go to their hideout and took all kinds of video of me
>Now I have to go buy them all snacks at the 7/11 every day

>> No.44475369
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>"Hey Anon, what do you think of my dress for our wedding?"
You met her yesterday for the first ime, btw

>> No.44475370

Wurms are Lamias
Holsts are minotaurs
Kraken are scyllas
All birds are the same
Succs are lilim

>> No.44475387

>>44475370
cowering and trying to avoid eye contact with every succ you meet because you think that everyone who looks like that is a 'lim

>> No.44475398
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>>44475240
Soft and big

>> No.44475402

>>44475370
>Succs are lilim
Nah succs actually get laid lilims do not

>> No.44475407

>>44475370
most of those are fancy elves

>> No.44475408
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>>44475240
If I can't use her as a big, cuddly mattress, I don't want her!

>> No.44475429
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I want to pull a Troll's tail, I wonder what could happen

>> No.44475433

>>44475429
sexual assault

>> No.44475442

>>44475334
>tfw ywn wake up on this old holst's farm, in the middle of the field
>And wake up with her big veiny tits in your mouth
>And hear her thick southern accent

>> No.44475463
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>>44475268
I've been drawn to Alice interpretationa since I saw the Disney movie as a kid. When I discovered MGE, I was immediately drawn to the Alice species.
It's nice to see more people appreciating Alices, though! That means there's a good chance we'll get more art and other OC!

>> No.44475535
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>>44475240
Really big and squishy slimes to sleep on

>> No.44475546
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>>44475463
Very respectable, perhaps for me it has to do with my blonde hair fetish, her innocence and lewdness, and my miswired fatherly instincts coming back with a vengence.
Regardless, us ALICEbros will be living large even if new content is a bit lacking.

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Anon look out, knife weasels travel in packs!

>> No.44475558
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44475558

New vampire content for you guys.

>> No.44475560

>>44475552
nerf teamwork

>> No.44475569

>>44475558
>panties under garter
a man of culture

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>>44475558
I will say one thing about the dorkiest undead, they certainly have an eye for underwear

>> No.44475592

>>44475558
Fitting outfit for an undead noble

>> No.44475604
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>>44475560
Instructions unclear, buffing the pleasure bonus of team attacks to scale exponentially instead of linearly

>> No.44475609

All of you anons keep saying you're going to Alice, but what are you going to do when you get to her?

>> No.44475617

i want to rape hags

>> No.44475623

>>44475617
but they all want it like their saucy harlequin romance novels

>> No.44475644
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Summer is almost over.

>> No.44475645
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>>44475609
1. pet the ALICE
2. feed the ALICE
3. hug the ALICE
4. pamper the ALICE
5. play with the ALICE
6. love the ALICE
7. visit wonderland with ALICE
8. ???
9. ALICE!
10. ALICE?
11. ALICE!!

>> No.44475648

What is better, to sleep on top of a big hag, or to be squished and pinned beneath a big hag?

>> No.44475661

>>44475648
need to be squished under a demon hag, pressure will help me sleep/feel content

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>>44475230

>> No.44475670

>>44475623
if they wish me to be the young man that unexpectingly pops into their life I can do that easy
I'll just be the new young man at her work that keeps flirting with her
or I can be the slave master that bought her or any variation in between
>>44475648
sleep on top for comfy, squished for comf and sex

>> No.44475679

>>44475535
have fun getting waterboarded when she rolls on top of you in the middle of the night

>> No.44475684

strange and romantic is the fate

>> No.44475727
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Swimsuits

>> No.44475751

>>44475727
but the beach is so far away

>> No.44475756

so has anyone drawn a haku in the typical pantsuit with pencil skirt combo

>> No.44475775
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Coffee dates with lilims

>> No.44475782

>>44475727
Level drain would imply I have any levels worth draining. They better take responsibility if I end up age regressed into some dumb kid.

>> No.44475789

>>44475329
>Act stoic instead
>It's assumed you're sad and just putting up a front
>Monsters ask you if you're okay.

>> No.44475794

>>44475727
I think I read this.
>https://nhentai.net/g/362718/

>> No.44475834

>>44475789
>Monsters ask you if you're okay
>they keep coming but soon get into fights
>"This poor boy needs some home cooking to soothe him!"
>"No! He needs to be cuddled and pampered!"
>"Wrong! He belongs in my sweater!"
>hag brawl breaks out over stoic anon
>meanwhile he keeps walking while acting stoic
>but inside he is panicking and wants to go home

>> No.44475863

>>44475834
Definitely don't let your anxiety, worry or panic show through

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>> No.44475940

>>44475775
I'm not going to give preferential treatment to Lilims, talking to them in an ordinary way!

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Cows on the beach

>> No.44475974
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N-no taxes?!
NO TAXES?!!!
HOW WILL I FULLY IMMERSE MYSELF INTO AUTISTIC GRAND STRAT MANAGEMENT NOW!!
AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.44475990

>>44475789
>They can see right through your disguise
>They can sense your pain, anger, sadness
>you're just trying to run some errands, and soon enough you're in a therapy session with several monstergirls at once, trying to make sure you leave happier
>and married

>> No.44476002

>>44475990
Gee, Anon why do you get to have 5 momsters?

>> No.44476017

imma sing just im just ken while I deliver the food in Hagville
I'm sure nothing will happen

>> No.44476052

>>44475834
>"He belongs in my sweater
I would break, I hate this fucking thread for giving me a sweatnapping fetish

>> No.44476064

>>44475974
dl collects on the mana tax

>> No.44476068

would you be the ken to the living doll barbie?

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>> No.44476086
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>>44475990
>Tell them "Look, I appreciate that you're worried about me, but this isn't something I want to discuss with strangers"
>They quietly nod to themselves
>"So let's not be strangers anymore!" one of them pipes up
>They introduce themselves to you, one at a time
>You hesitate to introduce yourself, something they find to be adorable

>> No.44476089

>>44475645
Excitedly crouched at the rabbit hole
March hares humping and thumping in time
The Cheshire flashes, she shows her bum
Churning and burning, she yearns for the cum
The Trumparts maneuver and muscle for rank
Lust burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the maze
The hookah is potent in Wonderworm haze
As they speed through the kingdom, their pants go down
The prey get off and they get out of town
The tea party is empty, except for one man
Still driving and striving as fast as I can

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cups
But I'm driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom I still burn

I'm going to ALICE, I'm going for speed
She's all alone, all alone, all alone in her time of need
Because I'm racing and pacing and plotting my path
I'm fighting and biting and riding on my cat
I'm going to ALICE

>> No.44476134

if youu start in hagville, would you ever leave?

>> No.44476135

>>44476089
Oh fuck, I forgot to fix the second line to rhyme.

>> No.44476140

>>44476134
As soon as I can.

>> No.44476170

>>44476134
Why would I

>> No.44476195

>>44476134
i'd sell all my clothes and get a nice demon wood club, some clothes and a helm, then go to the adventurer guild and do some rank f quests alone and make enough so I can leave

>> No.44476213
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>>44476052
It was going to happen sooner or later. Human men belong in monster girl sweaters.

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>>44476134
I'd start by heading to the nearest sabbath branch and start asking about their membership fees

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>>44476052
I've seen too much toddler shit to ever be attracted to sweatershit.

>> No.44476244

>>44476134
better question is, how far into hagville can you go until you get claimed?

>> No.44476260

>FAT old fox hag
>pre transformation tier age and /d/ tier weight
>unironically wears a "morbidly a beast" shirt
>knows exactly what kind of looks she gets because of it
>gets off to it because causing discomfort in inferior species is one of the few joys she still has from the old days

>> No.44476262

>>44476237
That's a strange association to make, do I want to know?

>> No.44476270

>>44476237
I'm 5'3 so close enough eh?
>>44476213
It's too strong, especially if it's cold outside. Imagine the warmth making it too impossible too even think of leaving

>> No.44476278

>>44476262
It's odd, being trapped in clothes then infantilized is so common in monster girl media I'm more surprised you haven't seen it.

>> No.44476284

>>44476270
Yetis and Whitehorns love to use it for that reason.

>> No.44476285

>>44476260
i'd fuck this fox

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>> No.44476295

>>44476134
Wait, it's possible to leave?

>> No.44476309

>>44476295
depends where you appeared in the town, in the fields you can, in the city, a maybe, in a house, you are fucked

>> No.44476310

>>44476295
few make it past the quarantine zone and DMZ surrounding it but it's said to have happened

>> No.44476311

>>44476295
If you can resist the mind breaking pleasure and pamperings, yes.c
>>44476284
Imagining yan yetis and horns is nice, especially if they're subtle. Imagine a yeti breaking off a fuse on her heater and using frost magic to make it colder and colder to the point you need to cuddle her, then giving you hot coco laced with rum

>> No.44476323

>>44476134
I'd try to, but I'd be forced to stay through devious monster tricks asking me to help with minor problems with rewards of food and appreciation in some sick twisted cycle

>> No.44476328

>>44476323
Oh, and the sad looks they'll give when you try to tell them you're going to leave and won't be able to help them anymore.

>> No.44476333

>>44476086
Can't I just politely and simply tell them: "Thanks, but I just want to be left alone. I honestly and genuinely have things to do. No I'm not distressed or have any huge problems right now. I just want to be left alone and do my thing."

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>> No.44476346

>>44475429
Why does she even has a tail? it looks dumb and out of place, trolls are dumb in general

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>> No.44476353

>>44476333
if you are prepared to immediately hit the bricks, skedaddle, book it, run for the hills, pound pavement, make yourself scarce, vamoose, bail, hightail it outta there, step on the gas, or employ any other manner of rapid escape, then you can try

>> No.44476365

>>44476347
The next game has a tanuki MC.

>> No.44476368
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>>44476347
I will trust foxes, and you should too

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>>44476323
>>44476328
Jokes on them, such overbearing affection only serves to remind me of my own mother and thus turns me off like nothing else. I am immune to hags and their ways!

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>> No.44476420

>>44476295
Yes. Just not alone

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>>44476368

>> No.44476427
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44476427

Post lizards

>> No.44476430

>>44476421
>No high level monster harem
>And then there's the one, low level succubus maid that keeps them all in line.

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The fox asked real nicely, so I took all those paper slips off the walls. She was so happy she started laughing.

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>>44476427
>lizard cooks for you
>insta lose to her tasty dinner
Would lose to a simple steak and potatoes

>> No.44476450

>>44476434
What a fun loving fox. But maybe she's hungry after being sealed so long? Offer her something to eat.

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>>44476427

>> No.44476478

>>44476434
>fox starts laughing
>start laughing with her
>she keeps laughing while putting her arm over your shoulder
>you keep laughing with a hint of confusion
>she pulls you close and stares deeply into your eyes while still laughing
>you keep laughing nervously
>she laughs while peppering you with kisses
>you let out a nervous chuckle
>she starts running her hand down into your pants while laughing
>your chuckle slows down while you can only give her a nervous smile

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>> No.44476503

>>44476333
Saying things like that will get you sent to a mindflayer.

>> No.44476510

Cait, please sit on me.
Get it?

>> No.44476520
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ANON LOOK OUT, THE FOXES HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT

>> No.44476536
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>>44476520
play along and seal them when their guard is down

>> No.44476559
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>>44476536
>seal them when their guard is down
your dollar store seals have to affect on her

>> No.44476560

>>44476439
>That eager look of anticipation when asked how you liked it
>The pure joy when you her tell its delicious
>The shy, hopeful suggestion that you could visit her more often if you'd like?
Ah, monster girl hospitality is too strong.

>> No.44476577

>>44476347
>>44476365
What’s the name of the game she’s in?

>> No.44476583
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>>44476536
>Tell fox you want to try sealing talisman play
>She agrees to get in (your) pants
>Seal her and leave
>Three weeks later, get a text
>"Your pelvis is history, start running."

>> No.44476599
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>>44476577
SEQUEL series by hakika. Fox is specifically from the second game SEQUEL Awake.
Unironically a series that I came for the tiddies and stayed for the gameplay and story. And also the tiddies.

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>> No.44476615

>>44476599
Thanks, I’ll check it out.

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More sealed up monster girls? They must have done something really bad!

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>>44476427

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>>44476652
It is scientifically proven that white+red monsters are three times as likely to be sealed than others.

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>>44476665
what a travesty

>> No.44476717

>>44476665
Nah, gotta go a darker blue and black.
Thats good mofu.

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>"Stay away from him, monsters! I won't let any of you lay your hands and claws unto him- LEAVE THE BOY ALONE!"

>> No.44476784

>>44476700
>Fox with a fox mask
Foxes are such strange creatures.

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You all think you're gonna end with super special wives from rare species like lilims or wights or vampires. The truth is that you will get a succubus (or two) or a vanilla lamia (or two), or a fox and you WILL like it.

>> No.44476795

>>44476792
You say that like its a bad thing.

>> No.44476801

>>44476195
>i'd sell all my clothes and buy some clothes
anon?

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>>44476270
Why she is best girl now and forevermore

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>>44476792
but succs are the best?

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>>44476728
Monsters can indulge in military autism too.

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>>44476792
Good thing napping in lamia coils whenever you want forever is a good end!

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>>44476792
just a humble hellcow rancher

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>>44476792
A succubus harem would make me really happy.

>> No.44476900

>>44476881
Power levels are just a state of mind.

>> No.44476903

>>44476881
I'm gonna steal her dumb tiny crown

>> No.44476910

>>44476792
I'm not really into the super powerful or rare species anyway.

>> No.44476914

>>44476614
>a literal bottle of sex
heh

>> No.44476922

>>44476881
>sharp teeth
oh no, my many weaknesses!

>> No.44476928
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>>44476900
it do be

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>>44476792
I wouldn't mind a rabbit helping me on my quest for Alice!

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>>44476792
Even if I won't land a cute baph I'll be very happy with the first witch, familiar, or sabbath girl that smiles my way

>> No.44476937

>>44476929
if you'll excuse me i need to slam my face into dodo titties

>> No.44476944

>>44476903
You monster

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>>44476900
I guess. My win condition is getting a blowjob and losing my virginity

>> No.44476980

>>44476792
I vill love ze succ and I vill be happy

>>44476944
Maybe the real monsters were the anons we met along the way

>> No.44476988

>>44476935
One of my most recurring MGE fantasies is cuddling up with a Witch, her Familiar, and our Rata assistant under a blanket with some warm tea and a stack of dusty old texts to read through.

>> No.44476995

>>44476988
>Tell me you're trying to join the Runya sabbath without telling you're trying to join the Runya sabbath

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>>44476792
Don't forget slimes! They're pretty common too!

>> No.44477030

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because a Raiju can light a light bulb, doesn't mean you can use her as an electrical generator during a power outage.

>> No.44477064

>>44477029
>easily dodge and walk around clumsy slime
>she starts crying cause no bf
>swerve around and go back towards her
many such cases

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>>44477030
But she CAN charge my phone
>shit posting on 4mon while raiju wife is sucking your charge cable

>> No.44477084

>>44477029
Those too. And elves I guess.

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44477085

I didn't understand at first why a new thread wasn't created after the previous one hit the file limit on this board, but now I'm sick and tired of the /vg/ ADHD faggotry of creating a new thread as soon as the old one hits bump limit even when there's active discussion still going on in the old thread. This is now the only thread culture I can tolerate because it seems like escapism is alive only in this small corner of the internet.

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>>44477084
depend on what flavor

>> No.44477095

>>44477030
>>44477072
>Blackout knocks out power
>right as your phone hits 5%
>Raiju wife can fix this
>but you're also comfy in bed and don't want to get up
>Insert vibe into raiju wife
>insert charger plug into mouth
>???
>get raped

>> No.44477107

>>44477089
Vanilla light elf skin common, dark elf rare, drow obsidian skin white hair super rare

>> No.44477111

>>44477095
birthrates go up after power outages
mamano all the more so

>> No.44477117

>>44477089
I suddenly have a craving for blueberry...

>> No.44477119

>>44476995
Guilty as charged! Just thinking about it makes me feel warm and comfy inside.

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>>44477064
>she starts crying cause no bf
Emotional damage needs to be nerfed, my heart can't take much of monsters crying.

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>>44477030
>MGC in a blackout for the third time this week due to a thunderbird flying into a transmission mast
>raiju technician fuming at the power plant
>she and hubby have their weekly Monflix binge tonight and she was NOT doing overtime
>hooks jumper cables to her fur and starts furiously schlicking
>didn’t think mana was actually conductive
>enough to power the city for the rest of the night, but future acts are discouraged after a quarter of the residents jizzed uncontrollably from touching their household appliances

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>>44476792
if you want a special regular monster sometimes echidnas give birth to palette swapped variants

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>>44477199
wow, look at this rare shiny succubus!

>> No.44477216

>>44477206
>lilim tries to tell anon otherwise
>anon gives her love and affection
>...maybe she will tell him later

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>>44477064
>Sees you walking toward her
>She's surprised but has a big, hopeful smile on her face
>Holds her arms outward
>Your entire body up to your neck is covered in slime as soon as you hug her
>Carries you off excitedly
>Goes on about how nice and warm you are.
>Cries because bf

>> No.44477237

>>44476134
I'm currently stuck in the toilet because I badly cooked meat (again for 10X time). If they know a quarter of my daily life they won't let me go.

>> No.44477240

>>44477230
maybe i should take the slimepill...

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>>44477030
>Go out fishing with raiju
>Toss her in the river
>Collect freshly fried fishes
Who needs rods and reels when you have on demand electrical currents? Yeah you might get raped by a soaking (non-sexy) raiju right afterwards but think of all the fish!

>> No.44477246

>>44476928
>special dagger fused with mountain loads of Apophis venom and magic
This defeats Settra the Imperishable

>> No.44477248

>>44477244
>Getting raped
>In between nuts, manage to catch hordes of eagle harpies and large mermaids stealing your floating catch
>There aren't any fish left by the time you're released from your wife's clutches.

>> No.44477253

>>44477244
>dazed as shit sea bishop washes up on the shoreline
poseidon's not going to like this

>> No.44477257

>>44477253
>marries you and raiju
>sea bishop's words are all slurred
shame on you anon

>> No.44477260

>>44476792
A succ would be nice. With all the strays in the area, and an unfortunate name to boot, I'm probably gonna get snagged by a werecat.

>> No.44477267

>>44476792
I fuckin' love vanilla succs, greatly enjoy foxes, and am more than okay with a lamia. I'd like to feel an eel, but this still great.

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>>44477248
Well damn, guess you have to go try in another fishing spot. Just gotta come up with a good excuse to get her out on the boat again.

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>>44476792
jokes on you, im getting crabwife

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>>44477282
time for crab!

>> No.44477306

I prefer Danukinomics to Crabitalism myself

>> No.44477308

>>44477293
hag crabs can reach some truly impressive sizes...

>> No.44477316

>>44477293
So do you get to sit on top of the crab with your wifey or do you have to walk next to it?

>> No.44477331

>>44477316
sit, shes basically a centaur

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>>44477240
It's not a bad pill to take at all.

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How do you deal with monster dorks?

>> No.44477390

>>44477384
spank

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Swamp doggie

>> No.44477430

>>44477404
thats a saltie, they live in the ocean

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deds

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Late night kej posting~

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Not even the dead can escape the foxfuckers

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>>44477474
Cutejourou!

>> No.44477497

>>44477484
>Lich-san, no!
>"It's too late for me assistant Anon!"
>"I must uncover the mofu spores in order to find a cure!"

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>>44477495
Not enough art of cute kej daughters

>> No.44477610

>>44477430
No, no, you don't understand. I am going to take her back to my place in the swamp and fuck her doggy style, with her tail over my shoulder and everything

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>>44477495
cute!

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>>44477085
There's a reason why people here are so invested in keeping the existing culture and not giving in to retarded newfags demanding that this little cozy autistic tree house turns into another soulless shitpost dump.

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>Massive thunder storm rolled through my area
>No raiju appearing in a flash of lightning
I just want to hug the weasel

>> No.44477718

Why have most of my fantasies lately been of dark future humans being healed by monstergirls? There’s just something about a lich or Lilim or gremlin carefully prying a human from cybernetic entombment in a mech and nursing him back to health even though he’ll need extensive reconstruction.

>> No.44477726

>>44477718
Same here anon but I know why I'm like that

>> No.44477729

>kiki maid grindset

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>> No.44477737

>>44477707
I love the bedhead-look this artist always gives her

>> No.44477739

>>44476846
>ushi-oni has the shota cornered
>before she can make her move, a siren goes off and the large blast door begins to open
>gremlin steps out wearing a power loader
>"get away from him you bitch!"

>> No.44477742

>>44477726
Imagine having your first actual view of light in years be accompanied by a Lilim’s piercing shriek of horror at how you’ve been butchered to be wired into the mech suit. Arms and legs reduced to stumps to access their nerves, cables connected to your spine, skin pale from years without sunlight. Imagine fading in and out of consciousness day by day as her top physicians and engineers try to find some way to remove you from the device without killing you. Imagine waking up one day with your arms and legs restored through automaton-like parts with her slumped over your sleeping body, muttering in her sleep about how it’s going to be okay and how she’ll save you.

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>Night time
>Brushing your kejourou wife's hair as usual
>Working at a gentle, steady pace.
>A quiet moment you two have before bed
>Helps you both relax
>You'd had never brushed someone's hair before meeting her
>So you were a little nervous, especially considering how much care she puts into it
>But you didn't have much to worry about
>Just a small amount of coaching
>And so you kept at it, until one of you gets tired
>You had been doing this for her for many months now
>Her soft little gasps and moans when you do it just right is certainly its own reward
>The two of you do a good amount of pampering for each other
>She notices when you're tired by the movement of the brush slowing down and then pausing
>Standing up and helping you up in one motion
>The night is very quiet, footsteps being the only sound you can hear
>"At this point" she starts " I think its safe to say you're better at using that than I am"
>Your attempts to downplay your ability are quickly dismissed
>She turns around, smiling at you, an expression full of gratitude, love and contentment
>"When the time comes, I expect you'll be spending plenty of time brushing our daughters hair too. Congrats, Papa Anon~"

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>>44477742
Yup that's the big idea. Even better if after the portal opening you fought for the extremist army for several years while hiding how the mech truly work. Or you could be part of the human army, deployed during the portal opening.

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>how does she do it?

>> No.44477793

>>44475569
Fuck you.

>> No.44477799

>>44477742
Cue obligatory “how could they do this to their own kind” sort of comments

>> No.44477800

>>44477772
Just imagine the gentle cuddling and quiet sobbing as she tries desperately to help you remember what warmth is.
Meanwhile the demon lord has to explain the horrors that the men of your world are subjected to by apathetic and cruel rulers.

>> No.44477805

>>44477799
It might even elicit the horrible sound of a Cheshire Cat sobbing.

>> No.44477806

>>44477799
">Willingly that's how, after all, it's an honor to be entombed"

>> No.44477810

>>44477806
Don’t you twist this, this is a “saved and healed” fantasy grimboy.

>> No.44477812

>You will never accidentally summon Deruella directly into your bedroom after messing around with a ouija board you bought at a garage sale
Why live?

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>>44477799
>I am sickened
>...but curious

>> No.44477822

>>44477810
It was sarcastic but I fucked the green text.

>> No.44477824

>>44477812
>”So what happens now?”
>”I… I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far..”
>“…”
>”…If you’re gonna stare at my tits like that, at least fuck them.”

>> No.44477833

>>44477824
To be fair they are some pretty nice tits.

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>>44477718
Don't even need a hypothetical dark future when us humans live in this present anon

>> No.44477844

>>44477816
Some living armors probably bond to the mechs of humans who can’t be safely removed and get violently protective.

>> No.44477846

>>44477824
>want some chips?
>...Sure...
>give her spicy chips
>watch her squirm
heh

>> No.44477848

>>44477810
You don't get attached to a war mech unwillingly for obvious reasons.

>> No.44477857

>>44477833
Saying that is a one way trip to the roughest Titfuck you can imagine.

>>44477846
Anon, that just gonna lead to her sucking you off and giving you the spicy dick.

>> No.44477866

>>44477837
You don’t get forcibly amputated and wired into a mech suit in our dark present anon.

>> No.44477871

>>44477866
If it was possible currently I would do it.

>> No.44477879

>>44477871
That’s sad anon, hope a fluffy monster girl fixes you.

>> No.44477891

>>44477871
You wouldn't, you just talk shit on the internet to misery shitpost on /mgt/

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>>44477866
I am 1/4 of the way there sans mech suit.

>> No.44477899

>>44477891
No, I'm serious. I would apply and get sent in the process with no coming back. Didn't say I wouldn't regret it a lot after.
>>44477893
KEK

>> No.44477951

>>44477857
Well considering Holstaurs are my favorite girls I say bring it on.

>> No.44477997

>>44477866
>>44477871
If it was profitable to someone you wouldn't have a choice.

>> No.44478037

monsters for the voices in my head calling me raven?

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>>44478037

>> No.44478047

>>44478037
>got a job for you 621
>that spider Cinder is breaking down my door you've got it help m-

>> No.44478048

>>44478040
Good grief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPgewHpf-q4

>> No.44478056

>Dr. M.Flayer literally sucks the voices out of your head with her tentacles
>gives them a corporeal form via abyssal fuckery
>now you have a real schizo harem

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>>44478037

>> No.44478063

>>44478059
>MOGGED

>> No.44478065

>>44478059
>gore
fuck off

>> No.44478098

>>44476801
Anon-worn clothes can sell for ten times as much as fresh clothes in the shop
If you're not bankrolling your adventurer lifestyle by selling your clothes then you're doing it wrong

>> No.44478335

>>44477184
>Raiju powers the city
>Your PC becomes a monster girl
>You start finding android girl porn in your PC that you didn't download.
>Your PC makes weird sounds every time you plug in something

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>>44477857
>the spicy dick.
>How could you give your own husband the spicy dick?!

>> No.44478358

>>44478056
>the only other voice in my head is basically one of those edgy suicide posters
nah, she can kill it

>> No.44478392

Is this the monster girl thread or the meme thread?

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>>44478392
It's actually the monster girl meme thread

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can you feel it anon?

>> No.44478442

>>44476865
thats wurm though

>> No.44478447

>>44478442
Clearly a Ryu, aka a Water Wurm

>> No.44478452

>>44478447
thats my wife

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Humans are sluts. Tie and lock them up in your room. Forbid them to look at other women or talk to them. Forbid them from thinking about other women. Replace their fluid intake with your milk and pussy juice. Make them dependent on you. Mind break them with love.

>> No.44478484

>>44478398
now that's a big bushy tail

>> No.44478586

>>44477848
i dunno man a few sedatives and an emergency remote-activated killswitch and you're good to go

>> No.44478604

>>44478483
oh no looks like Hebi hasn't taken her paranoia meds again

>> No.44478611

>>44478604
Yeah, I've been hiding them since they make sex with her boring.
> No ropes
> No whips
> No bueno

>> No.44478622

>>44476792
>like lilims
no one wants lilims bro stop lying to yourself

>> No.44478642

>>44478407
This chesh looks like one those Tumblr retard, I don't like it.

>> No.44478705

Things I brought to this thread
>sweatersnatching
>hags
>hagville
>bad end bar
I'm sorry, but not really
Post more hags

>> No.44478718
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>>44478705
Anon, I think you might have mommy issues

>> No.44478730

>>44478718
I have mommy solutions my friend

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>>44478730
based

>> No.44478840

>>44478483
Gonna ask her if I can instead consume her spit instead of pussy juice.

>> No.44478951

>>44478718
god look at those ears.
can a gal even call herself a fox if her head is bigger than her ears?

>> No.44478969

>>44478705
>Things I brought to this thread
>hags
I don't dispute the others, but I'm pretty sure hags were a common term on 5chin even before these threads started on /a/.

>> No.44478981 [DELETED] 

>>44478705
You should be sorry subhuman, mommy dom fags are truly subhumans

>> No.44479015

I don’t understand why some people are against the mommy stuff. Like aren’t you supposed to want a woman who has motherly attributes so they’ll be there in your times of trouble.

>> No.44479026

>>44478759
>tfw no desperate hag will win the serious and pure student (you) after multiple attempts of picking you up after school and trying to romance you in the best way her romanceless ass is able to.
Man, I fucking love hags.

>> No.44479030

>>44478705
Things I brought to this thread:
>black harpy whore
>low-key vore posting
>everything mouth fetish
>sith posting
>p'orcer lore
>dormouse sugar smell
>big fat vore monster
>spanish minos
>wonderland is /d/
>alps are gay
There's a lot more I'm probably forgetting. I'm not sorry at all. Every second of it has been fun.

>> No.44479057

>>44479030
I just brought in TF stuff, but wow.

>> No.44479061

>>44479015
It's wrong that's why

>> No.44479063

>>44478969
>to this thread
>this thread
Ms haku is in your window right now

>> No.44479081

>>44479015
People think it makes them less of a man (I know the word but I can't spell it because I'm a filthy ESL)
Which is arguably true, but personally I value happiness over an image of manliness

>> No.44479083
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>>44478705
Things I brought to this thread:
>a tiger is not a valid option (I apologize, didn't mean nothing by it)
>Brawny Lamia
>bunch of long-forgotten stories
>one piece of Latenight art
All these years and that's all I got? Well whatever

>> No.44479087

>>44478705
I pretend to be multiple anons so I best not mention my contributions

>> No.44479101
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I brought deez

>> No.44479122

>>44479081
Subhuman, that's the word or maybe you meant emasculating?
Either way both are true with everything touching femdom and especially mommy dom.

>> No.44479130

>>44479101
Nut, no one think you're funny. Fuck off to wonderland cringe cat

>> No.44479133

>>44478705
I got several fufilled artfag requests and a few comissions, almost all of Holstaurs. I also helped contribute to several characters and memes.

>> No.44479262

>>44479015
A motherly older woman doting on you is great and acting as if she was both your mother and wife at the same time is great, but actual explicit mommy shit with baby speak and such is fucking cringe

>> No.44479279

I bet mamono won't even know how to react to Wraeththu

>> No.44479323

>>44479262
>but actual explicit mommy shit with baby speak and such is fucking cringe
That comes after the mind break/hypnosis

>> No.44479499

i want sugar momster gf

>> No.44479531

>>44479499
>getting dragged off on a yachting holiday by a rich pharaoh

>> No.44479621

>>44479531
>sun
>sea
>her
good luck anon

>> No.44479703
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>>44479323
Not required, all monsters are superior to human boya and you'll never be more than a youngster to them. They don't need to make you a shota, you already are.
And this is a good thing!

>> No.44479731

>>44479703
KYS

>> No.44479759

>>44479703
LIVE

>> No.44479828

>be new teacher for MGC high
>just turned 18 and I was able to get out so early since was gifted
>Get a bit of the jitters before the door of your class
>Get the courage to enter
>You closed your eyes to reduce your embrassament
>You're at the podium now, and finally look at the class
>Huh?
>These are highschool girls?..... they already look like hot 30-40 year old women dressed as highschool girls
>Start your introduction
>"Hello, class. Im anon y. mous, your homeroom teacher. I hope we can get along this semester, I like lifting, videogames, and even math. Now lets get onto our introductions so I can learn more about you
>The first question asked is " Is sensei single?"
>Obviously don't respond to that question
>The next is "Are still you still a virign"
>"Rather rude to ask that, ya know?"
>The whole time it felt like the whole class was looking at me like a starving beast would look at fresh meat
>It must be just my imagination then
>Meanwhile, All the students are obviously old hags that are acting like high school girls very poorly tho, and they want anon, bad
>That side of him trying to keep secret really wants to make them to see whats he's hiding

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>>44479731
Rude, don't worry I'm sure you'll find a loving nee-san who cures you of your filthy tongue.

>>44479759
We're all gonna make it brah

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>>44479731
Good advice!

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>>44478705
I’m responsible for Wendigo awawa cuteness, and a bit of Winterstown lore

>> No.44479931

>>44479902
I can't stop thinking about pulling Kiki's skirt down and going to town on her when she's trying to wipe the counter. I stare at her jiggling butt whenever she's cleaning stuff and I am sure she noticed already. I am a bad master, she must hate me so much...
How can I make it up to her bros?

>> No.44479937

>>44478705
Assisted in Winterstown (but that is like everyoen at this point)
Did a bit of P'orc mumbling.
Don't remember much outside that.
Also big fat cuddle cats.

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>>44475230
Good morning! Did any other anons have ALICE dreams last night?

>> No.44479986

>>44479968
sadly no, oomfie

>> No.44480013

>>44478705
i was the one who really brought hagville alive
wurms prominance
I sometimes draw requests
the church of out milky lady and such churches like the ardent of areas and church of holy cunny

>> No.44480035

>>44478705
Coat realm.

>> No.44480036

>>44479931
hug her qnon, best gift possible. feel good too

>> No.44480050

>>44479931
By being a master worth serving. And maybe leave out an extra cumsock for her.

>> No.44480063

>>44479968
>tomboy alice
I think I wrote a greentext on that once. I still love the idea.

>> No.44480091

have you heard of the mother of mothers
it is said to have monster nuns of amazing maternal demeanor
their kisses can heal afflictions
their milk can bless you
and they are rather tall and meaty

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Purple is my favorite color!

>> No.44480124

>>44480036
I'll try my best, altough she might now want to give a hug to a perverted master like me.
>>44480050
Ew, that's disgusting. I could never do such thing, I already try to do as much of my own cleaning as possible, to not burden her with extra work.

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>>44480124
>I already try to do as much of my own cleaning as possible
You FOOL, stop doing that before it's too late!

>> No.44480277

what are more common, mail order kiks, mail order Siberin tiger girls, or mail order grizzlies?

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>>44479030
good job

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>>44480277
Kikis, but to be fair, I'm pretty sure once a Kiki arrives, it scouts for other potential masters and orders Kikis for them. I have no proof of this, but I've seen A LOT of kikis lately. They are plotting something.

>> No.44480373

>>44480355
see, that's why i like shogs. as a simple slime they don't have ulterior motives

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>>44480277
I'm not sure, but

>put an unaddressed letter in the mail
>the contents - a piece of paper with ALICE written over and over that I've cum on
>check again the next day
>a Chesh grabs me, pulls me into the mailbox, and suddenly I'm in her house in Wonderland
>she's got eyes on a handful of Alices, and wants to help me get to Alice as much as I want to
>end up with a little sis Alice wife and a big sis Chesh wife

>> No.44480412

would you be a mail order anon?

>> No.44480425

>>44480412
it's a good way to pay off those gambling debts

>> No.44480522

>>44479968
IS THAT A LOLI!?????
AHHHHH!
I'M GOING INSANE! SAVE ME MILF CAT WITH FUNNY NAME!

>> No.44480540
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How do onimushas differ from regular ochimushas?

>> No.44480548

>>44480373
ጎበዝ ልጅ

>> No.44480554

>>44480540
Taller, stronger, and tend to focus less on technique and more on brute strength.
That being said, its not uncommon for a few to have swordsmanship skills and that makes them a huge threat.

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>>44480540
Bigger veins, apparently

>> No.44480584

>>44480540
they're oni bodyguard but devoted, loyal and submissive

>> No.44480595

>>44480584
Only so long as they don't slip up in a fight, then they can enrage like any other oni.

>> No.44480609

>>44480595
Yes but it's pure violence and will never be aimed at you, basically no rape.

>> No.44480622

>>44480409
Pre-wonderland Alice > Wonderland alice

>> No.44480628

>>44480609
Let's see how long she keeps that up with no sake.

>> No.44480629

>>44480609
While true, it does leave them a bit embarrassed or dejected to have their lord see them in such a state.
Its not a flattering look.

>> No.44480633

>>44480571
imagine the milk production

>> No.44480674

>>44480540
>>44480571
im going to milk her for her oni kefir

>> No.44480685

I'm hiring a Kiki just to make her assemble really annoying gunpla kits

>> No.44480686

>>44479015
I can get the appeal but its just not my thing, I don't want another mother

>> No.44480761

>About to get raped by phantom
>Asks if I have any last requests before she rapes me
>Ask her if she can sing the entirety of the HMS Pinataur
>She actually does it

It's been 10 hours. She's a great performer, and has an amazing set of pipes, but why the fuck is this musical so long? At this point, I'd take the rape.

>> No.44480782

>>44480609
Gay af

>> No.44480798
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Purple cat.

>> No.44480812

>>44480798
Tell me about the indigo felines, why are they shitposters?
Is it the color?

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What happened?

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>>44480761
>I am the very model of a modern major general
>I've information testicle, pregnable and clitoral
>I know the queens of wonderland and I quote the rapes historical
>from Court alf to lescatie in order categorical!

>> No.44480838

>>44480827
She didn't learn to jump good

>> No.44480852

>>44480827
Tripped on the stairs with her sword out.
Didn't have time to remove it before her lord found her.

>> No.44480933

>>44480812
Not all purple cats are like that, racist.

>> No.44480937

>>44480831
going to milk this dork

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>>44480937
>Haughty laughing
>"Oh, do try, little boy."

>> No.44481049

>>44480937
>>44481024
What does lilimilk taste like?

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>> No.44481089

>>44481024
>anon then pulls out his straw hat, his milking bucket, and takes off his shoes
>set the lim onto a railing
>then with his rough hands, he teases the lims teats with great care and passion

>> No.44481102

New girl just dropped

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>>44481024
>Be lilim
>Supposed to be the biggest semen demons out there
>Simple cows have more sex appeal than you
lol
lmao

>> No.44481121

>>44481111
How did a cow post this when their tits cover the keyboard entirely?

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>>44481121
She asked her husband to post it, of course.

>> No.44481140

>>44481102
leak it

>> No.44481166

>>44481080
Spoider giving Greenworm a run for her money

>> No.44481176

>>44481125
this should happen to every female

>> No.44481197

>>44481125
I really wanna fuck a girl during this transformation.

>> No.44481208

>>44481102
You mean the lesser dragon we all know about or another one

>> No.44481213

>>44481102
I'm not willing to post here again.
ayakanamana
Add me on discord and I'll send it to you for someone else to post.

>> No.44481221

>>44481140
I don't know if it's Patreon exclusive or not. It doesn't say. But I will say this:
アキアカネはバフォメットです

>> No.44481232

>>44481221
It is. That's uninteresting as fuck by the way.

>> No.44481251

i can create you guys a brand new monstergirl

>> No.44481259

>>44481251
make it a cait sith

>> No.44481274
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so if new girl is out, but Malef is still not out to the public, does it mean that they won't be coming out to public anymore?

>> No.44481276

>>44481251
more clown monster

>> No.44481279

>>44481274
Yes, you must have established that by now.

>> No.44481356
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Big strong oni arms wrapping around me.
Being pressed between her biceps.

>> No.44481405

>>44481356
Undead oni milk

>> No.44481418

>>44481197
>She completely transforms
>Tears off her own shirt
>Pins you down; grabbing your wrists
>She sways a little from side to side
>"Aren't they beautiful, anon?"
>Lowers herself, putting her breast right in your face

>> No.44481493

I will NOT drink the milk

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>>44481493
You will.

>> No.44481526

i will drink all the milk, even the unholy milk

>> No.44481581

Imagine a holstaur but big, brown, strong, and gets annoyed by the colour red.
We can call it, Holstaur 2

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>> No.44481614

>>44481581
>annoyed by the colour red.
They don't react aggressive to the colour red, it's the wavy movement of the "curtain" the Matador holds and baits the cow with.

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>> No.44481648

>>44481581
>>44481614
both holsts and mino get angry at red
>>44481614
>mge mino fighting
>instead of using the estoc, its penis in mino vagina that brings the beast down

>> No.44481652

>>44481625
>try to turn on the AC so she can be at a more comfortable temperature
>get smacked

>> No.44481666

>>44481648
>WHY ARE YOU WAVING A RED FLAG IN FRONT OF ME?
>I AM NOT ANNOYED BY THE COLOUR RED, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
>BUT YOU KNOW WHAT DOES PISS ME OFF?
>PEOPLE THINKING I GET PISSED OFF BY THE COLOUR RED
>OOH, LOOK AT THE DUMB COW GETTING ANNOYED BY THE COLOUR RED. FUCK YOU.

>> No.44481698

>>44481666
>Anon says only these words, "why are you angry then?"
>Mino-chan charges him
>Anon then dodges
>Mino-chan is now stuck in a wall
>and you know what happens next

>> No.44481717

KC made a new Patreon post. Some world report or something.

>> No.44481785
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Wouldn't having someone pamper you really be quite awkward?

>> No.44481796

>>44481785
Only if you make it awkward.

>> No.44481813
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I can draw her head, but I really want to draw her catbutt.

>> No.44481819

>>44481493
She's just gonna start slipping it into your food

>> No.44481829

>>44481698
He slathers her up with butter?

>> No.44481840

You shall be punished by getting a monster in accordance with your sins
Lust - Succ
Greed - Rich Succ
Gluttony - Chef Succ
Envy - Green Succ
Pride - Self help Succ
Anger - Gamer Succ
Sloth - Druella

>> No.44481858

>>44481813
fuck off

>> No.44481881

>>44481829
anon she gets thrust into by anons meaty pole

>> No.44481896

>>44481840
Looks like I'm getting a harem

>> No.44481917

>>44481840
>chef succ assigned to me thinking its just the "pamper a human" deal she wanted
>in reality 'gluttony' is because of my fetish
poor ms. chef succ, her waistline never stood a chance.

>> No.44481941

>>44481917
Maybe, but she does get a loving husband so its well worth it.

>> No.44481947

>>44481917
I would bully my kiki or chef succ by making her eat the meal she prepared for me at the same time as I do. Such a scandalous thing to do!

>> No.44481970

>>44481519
>buys one holstaur
>gets one for free.

>> No.44481987

imma make druella american and no one is gonna stop me!

>> No.44481990

>>44481840
Lust - Succubus
Avarice - Creeping Coin
Gluttony - Beelzebub
Envy - Alp
Pride - Dragon
Wrath - Ogre
Sloth - Dormouse

>> No.44482025

>>44481947
a kiki would be exceptionally fun to americanize, for reasons not suitable to talk about on a blue board.

>> No.44482039

>>44481274
Popular speculation is that every new girl will be paywalled to stop cucks and shit, so I guess?

>> No.44482049
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>>44481990
Sleepy mouse works hard!!

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>This kills the Sabbath

>> No.44482101

>>44481990
how my life with belzebub and dormouse would change

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>>44482049
Food!

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Morning kej posting~

>> No.44482149

>>44481840
>>44481990
What happened to Melancholy and Vainglory? There used to be 9!

>> No.44482164

>>44482149
Demons have a hard enough time remembering 7, don't make it harder on the blueberries. They are not very smart in reality, they just use fancy words.

>> No.44482195

>>44482107
fuck off

>> No.44482224

>>44482195
You're mean

>> No.44482241

>>44481102
Not a new race, but a Sabbath in Zipangu associated with the lilim Enma (sort of, this Sabbath and its lead baphomet simply lives in a city on the way to where Enma is).

Perhaps this indicates we'll get more info on Enma soon.

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>> No.44482275

>>44482241
nobody really cares, mate.

>> No.44482286

>>44482275
No one would have said anything then. So that's wrong.

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>>44482164
What do you mean? Demons are VERY intelligent!

>> No.44482364

So, I've been out here collecting black harpies all day. They seemed really chill when I was giving them some corn chips, but now that I've run out, they're giving me strange looks, and I feel like something bad is about to happen. Do not send help.

>> No.44482385

>>44482149
Melancholy-Banshee
Vainglory is just pride again, so dragons

>> No.44482422

the ideal mg bodytype?

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>> No.44482431

>>44482422
for me, way taller than me, meaty and with a bush.

>> No.44482469

>>44482343
i want miss demon to help me with homework

>> No.44482480

>>44482431
Hag enjoyer?

>> No.44482568
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Dead hours.

>> No.44482578

>>44482480
what do you think? obviously, thats my ideal

>> No.44482590

>>44481356
She'll keep you safe.

>> No.44482597
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BEEG undead

>> No.44482607

>>44482241
That's nice.

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>>44482597

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>>44482422
Little girl with big hips

>> No.44482714
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>> No.44482811
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I don't like Alice

>> No.44482886
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If ALICE had a million fans I'd be one
If ALICE had only ten fans I'd be cheering the loudest
If ALICE had one fan that'd be me
If ALICE had no fans I have passed on from this earth
ALICE love!

>> No.44482889

What monsters make for good waitresses and why?
How about air hostesses?

>> No.44482898

I'm proposing a ban on Alice. It's clearly an addictive substance

>> No.44482905

>>44482889
Jiangshi, because it would be funny to watch her try to deliver a plate of anything without spilling it

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>>44482889
Its a shame bunyips don't get more love, they're all the good parts of the snek, all the good parts of the fishe, and all the good parts of the mofu

>> No.44482939
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Didn't mean to reply but whatever, point still stands

>> No.44482963

>>44482939
you can imagine a cute bunyip waitress trying to muster up the courage to talk to the guy who keeps tipping her.
As she's busy ferrying plates, she'll sneak glances at him while he eats. Maybe she'll even brush her fluffy snek tail against his leg by accident, just to see how he reacts

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>>44482898
I-I don't have a problem, I can stop anytime I want!!

>> No.44482997

alice but big fat hag

>> No.44483003

>>44482241
A summary of the info:

Akiakane looks to be rather tall and slim for a baphomet. She wears a red and black Zipangu-style outfit and carries a sword instead of a scythe. However, her sword emits at aura that forms the shape of a scythe.

As the "Director General" of the City of Higan in Zipangu, she and her followers enforce several rules as an Extremist Sabbath. While the city still has human women and is not a mamono realm, Akiakane will slash and transform any human woman she meets who is unable to confess her love. Men and monster girls also become targets of her mamono realm steel blade if they don't follow the rules (namely to not let anything interfere with love). She even cuts down her own followers if they are late in returning to their husbands from patrol.

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>>44483003
doesn't sound like very cute goat behavior

>> No.44483060

>>44483003
ok? Now post the picture.

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>>44483003
Ah yes, a edgy weeb dork bapho. Now I need to see what she looks like before I pass my judgement over it

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Thoughts about this girl?

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All I did was tell her that the moon is beautiful and she started lactating. Zipangu is weird.

>> No.44483196

>>44478398
Imaging getting a face full of that *POMF*. That would knock you out.

>> No.44483197

>>44483152
>the moo moon is rising

>> No.44483209

>>44483129
She wears a sarashi and an outfit similar to the nurarihyon.

>> No.44483214

>>44483209
is it on kemono?

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>> No.44483228

>>44483214
Whoever has access to MGE patreon should update the kemono, it's also missing dragonewt.

>> No.44483237

Smug true loli Demon that's all talk and weak to everything in bed

>> No.44483273
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>Human girl in the early stages of mofu infection

>> No.44483279

>>44483273
seems pretty late stage to me

>> No.44483282

>>44483152
You should have known that saying any phrase that includes anything that sounds like Moo is an older monsters sleeper activation code, now you'll have to deal with your sudden cows needs

>> No.44483286

>>44478398
>>44483196
think its soft of brushy?

>> No.44483289

>>44483279
Late stage is when the hair changes to match the color of the ears and tail.

>> No.44483300

>>44483286
Yeah but look how BEEG it is. Think of it like a giant fluffy pillow someone swings at you with all their strength.

>> No.44483308

>>44483228
is the auto updated the only option?

>> No.44483340

>>44483308
Seems to be, the whole site is built around its scraping feature.

>> No.44483352

>>44483273
Is this ai?

>> No.44483370

>>44483340
should be importing.No clue if it's working.

>> No.44483373

i had a dream about a vampire who was being bullied because she didn't have a castle and only had a tower
i hope she makes it out of that mess and gets a castle so massive that a legion of zombie maids won't be enough to keep every surface dusted

>> No.44483404

>>44483352
That's a screenshot from an anime you blithering schizo.
https://youtu.be/os9WKotkb7M

>> No.44483426

>>44483137
Is it from a plap plap game

>> No.44483428
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Bunyip are beautiful and I want to catch one.

>> No.44483430

>>44483273
>6 tails
She's at least 400 years old

>> No.44483432

>>44483428
crack out the Vegemite

>> No.44483440

>>44483432
I still want to try some but I can't find it here

>> No.44483442

>>44483426
Yes. Just fucking around in AA2 after a while.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub

>> No.44483481

>>44481519
The MGC franchise of Chickfila is sure creative with their advertising.

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>>44483428
Gotta go down to the edge of slow moving or still waterways and start singing about loving Bunyips. Once you see steam rising from the water you'll know you caught a Bunyip.

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>>44483428
You do not catch bunyips. Bunyips catch you.

>> No.44483521

>>44482886
Alices are pretty cute, she was one of my favourite early MGE girls.

>> No.44483530
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Elves.

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>>44482886
If ALICE had but one fan, and you were her fan, than I am you and you are me!

>> No.44483553

>>44483547
Did you draw that?

>> No.44483567 [DELETED] 

>>44483485
>>44483506
Yes I can I just need to wait next to my local slow-moving waterway, eat the funny mushroom and the bunyip who try to catch me

>> No.44483597

>>44483485
>>44483506
Yes I can I just need to wait next to my local slow-moving waterway, eat the funny mushroom and hug really hard the bunyip who try to catch me

>> No.44483599

>>44483340
Well, at this point I'd say it's not working and I'm really willing to troubleshoot this.

>> No.44483616

Do you have an OC? Have you made art of her, or commissioned art of her?
Tell us about her.

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>>44483553
No, I found it in the fanart gallery.

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>>44483530

>> No.44483668

>>44483426
Plap?

>> No.44483671

>>44483616
Nope. I probably would if I was good at drawing or had it really thought out for someone to draw as a commission.

>> No.44483680

>>44483671
Just saying, but I'll draw her if you want.
https://files.catbox.moe/yqrvjc.png

>> No.44483684
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>>44483547
I see, so we are
Then let us ALICE

>> No.44483710

Live action mge adaptation by Netflix

>> No.44483712
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>>44483616
I don't have any real OC but i'm conceptualizing my custom sabbath based around pharmaceutical sales and research that functions kinda like a university. Its rather vague at the moment and i'm trying to decide between tabbards+something under or graduate robes/hats as the uniform

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Dorks

>> No.44483779

>>44483765
Where's the cake eggman?

>> No.44483781

>>44483710
A joke with no punchline.

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I kind of softened up to Alps, I wouldn't mind impregnating and starting a family with one

>> No.44483790

>>44483786
Alps are real women unlike trannies (who will never be real women)

>> No.44483805

>>44483599
Check their FAQ section, you have to copy your session key or something

>> No.44483812

>>44483805
Yeah, I did. It said it can't obtain the posts for mge. I can give it a day but I'm not sure how long my pledge lasts.

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>> No.44483817

>>44483786
Once a man, always a man.

That tongue in that alp's mouth was a man's tongue. You'll be kissing that.
Those nipples were hairy man nipples, you'll be suckling those.
Those hands touched so much dick before yours. Granted, it was the alp's dick, but it still counts.
The lips of that alp's vagina were formerly its nutsack. Think about that when you down on that alp.
That alp had a hairy man butthole. Think about that when you eat that alp's ass.

>But then what are alps for?
Relentless bullying. You do not dick them. You don't even show the slightest affection for them. Just call that alp a turbo faggot or whatever other slur you can come up to offend a queer. Bully them harder by marrying and dicking a friend of theirs that isn't an alp, that was born as a monster girl. Ideally, the monster girl that monsterized that queer.

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>> No.44483842

>>44483819
why are elves like this?

>> No.44483848

>>44483842
Some girls have tentacles, beautiful fur, exotic faces, or vaginas on their tail.
Elves have life on hard mode and have to compensate.

>> No.44483852

New cuck art of cheshire just dropped. It's really good

>> No.44483853

>>44483616
There's several defined "characters" I have a mental image of that I fantasize about, but I don't think they really count as OCs since I haven't made any stories or drawn/commisioned anything.

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>>44483817
Can men get pregnant?

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>> No.44483925

Help! I made a desperate pact to gain the power I needed to survive and now my patron is acting all weird!

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>> No.44483937

Post gyaru lizards

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>>44483937

>> No.44483958

>>44483853
Same, I got 4 well defined characters that I fantasize about but no real OCs

>> No.44483963

>>44483925
who's your patron anon?

>> No.44483978

>>44483963
>ywn be abducted by the seelie court as they demand your firstborn

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>> No.44484022

>>44478705
I lurk

>> No.44484038
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I introduced my friends to monster girls and one of those fuckers sent me this, should i kill myself?

>> No.44484040

>>44483994
stupid idea this gave me for some reason
>Daedalus cheshire.
>named "cheshalus" or something equally stupid
>places magical signs all around wonderland to create a maze
>the magic in question forces people to follow the sign if it says what they are seeking (exit, the queen's throne room, cheshalus's bed...)
>when it comes to signs leading to the exit, the never lead the right way, often putting people back to where they were or deeper into wonderland
>originally these signs were meant to keep the queen's soulmate trapped in a maze with no exit until she could work up the courage to rape him
>but now the sign maze has only grown larger as cheshalus has gone unchecked for decades
>residents of wonderland know the signs tricks, and are able to freely ignore them while those who have fallen into wonderland are stuck chasing "EXIT >" until a deranged loner gets him

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>>44476311
A small touch of cabin fever can do wonders for a Yeti, her only cure is forced cuddles

>> No.44484051

>>44484040
>Improperly labeled exit intentionally placed to confuse and mislead
I'm telling OSHA, what if a fire breaks out?

>> No.44484054

>>44484051
thats why there are "fire exit >" signs, duh.

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>>44478705
I just Kej post, mostly. A number of years ago I commissioned some art and wrote some short stories too

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>>44484054
Oh, good to know the fire will be able to safely exit the maze in case it gets lost.
Carry on then.

>> No.44484089 [DELETED] 

Imagine those thighs around your waist.

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Cheshires exist to lie and mislead, so obviously you should always do the opposite of what they say.

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>>44475230
Imagine those thighs around your waist.

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>> No.44484129

>>44484098
thats the problem with cheshires, they sprinkle truths in among their lies.
its a no win situation, no matter what you are doing something in her favor

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>>44483786
I mean yeah, if they look the way I like my demon girls I'd get several and make a harem.

>> No.44484180

>>44483616
She's a Balrog with massive tracts of land. That's the character.

>> No.44484190

>>44484180
Underground land?

>> No.44484201

>>44483616
I'm waiting until I can draw or make a few more models but I've a whole monster girl setting in my head.

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>>44484201
Tell us more, anon. I love to hear about OCs

>> No.44484299

>>44484190
Sure.

>> No.44484341

>>44484180
Was that you who commisioned Nav for the Balrog and the small version? She's cute

>> No.44484365

>>44484225
You'll have to wait at least a month for anything presentable.

>> No.44484382
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>I just saved you from drinking a spiked drink. You can thank me later.

>> No.44484389

>>44483616
i have an entire setting, but its a little too bloody to talk about in depth.
i can however talk about my take on foxes, if you guys would prefer

>> No.44484395

>>44484389
The only fox I ever cared for was senko. She left a sad lust in me.

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I think I could take most monsters. They seem to rely on raw power and no real martial arts technique

>> No.44484419

>>44483817
I got bad news for you regarding literally every other species anon.

>> No.44484422

There has been silence for too long. Something is wrong...

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>>44484397
What good is a martial arts technique when it meats an immovable gal with muscles like steel?

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ded

>> No.44484521
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AVAD
All Vampires Are Dorks

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>>44484521
>Dhampir propaganda

>> No.44484532

>>44484432
It's all for show. There's no way their muscle could stop a perfectly executed punch or judo throw!

>> No.44484550

>>44484432
Life would be great with a harem of servant/retainer catgirls. That'd be a lot of cat maids.

>> No.44484588

>>44484550
They lay around for most of the day. You'd need a harem just to get the same effect as one regular maid. They are good at cuddling (they just lay on top of you randomly) and stopping smaller monsters from getting in your house though.

>> No.44484622

>>44484341
Yes, and thanks.

>> No.44484629

>>44484124
I still find it funny Nurgle has a hot elf wife that he feeds soup to everyday.

>> No.44484633

>>44484629
Nurgle is the embodiment of you have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.44484635

>TFW local ramen place shut down a few years back
>Never been able to find a good replacement
I just need a good zipangu girl who would be willing to work with some noodles.

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>>44484635
Find you an Ushi

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>> No.44484677

>>44484645
I want to sloppy make out with this scylla

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>>44478730
wish i had a mommy solution right now...

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>>44484633
Not a big 40k fan but wouldn't mind doing super coke with a hellhound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltOsl5GeQSM

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Undead sex

>> No.44484794

>>44484756
I heard it's good for you.

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>>44484638
I'm having one delivered now!

>> No.44484843
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Remember to love every head equally.

>> No.44484974

I wonder if a space game will ever do monster girls instead of desolate hell planets and blue people.

>> No.44484975
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Breasts

>> No.44484978

>>44483978
>I pledged you my firstborn, right?
>Yes
>So when do we start?

>> No.44484981

>>44484842
Ushis are a lot lighter than I thought

>> No.44484984

>>44484975
>Not boobs

>> No.44485019
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>> No.44485029

>>44484038
I am still surprised how I managed to not only turn all of the guys on my friend group (except chad) into liking monster girls but also the gf of one of my friends, and she really liked the idea of monsterization into a mindflayer

>> No.44485039

>>44484975
What happen if I go for a kiss before she ends crossing the tv

>> No.44485042

>>44485029
anon, why were you talking about monster girls to people irl?
did you tell them mgq had a great plot, too?

>> No.44485052

>>44484981
The heart of an Ushi is buoyant
It uplifts her in times of strife
The soul of an Ushi is prurient
To be your perfect wife!

>> No.44485055

y does my wife want to chain me up, I know get into trouble but its just a little city here and there that's now monsterized. its no big deal

>> No.44485056

>>44481274
not so fun when he hits the things you like, huh?
>first he came for the furries, etc etc

>> No.44485068
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marry foxes

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>>44485068
Why?

>> No.44485089

>>44485042
one fateful night of drinking was all it took
>verification not required

>> No.44485091

>>44485068
Why should I marry foxes instead of elves or succubi

>> No.44485094

>>44485055
Hebi problems?

>> No.44485107

>>44485042
Almost every culture has at least one monster girl in them so it’s not too odd to talk about. I mean even Scooby Doo had monster girls in it a couple times, so it’s not really a hidden thing.

>> No.44485115

>>44485094
no. they keep telling me i shouldn't monsterized cities into bogie breeding grounds cause its "not nice". i think bogies make the place nicer

>> No.44485118

>>44485107
Scooby Doo taught me to fall in love with aliens, even if they are filthy hippies

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>>44485080
>>44485091
no questions

>> No.44485141

>Independence Day
>It's about monsters saving earth and humans from evil aliens

>The Ring
>Is about a cute ghost girl helping a human guy stop a serial killer human woman (and falling in love with the guy in the process ofc)

>Tarzan
>Is about a human guy raised by a bunch of kakuens helping them defend their jungle from a human huntress

Guys, I'm starting to think all Monsterwood films are propaganda.

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>>44475230

>> No.44485177

hello?

>> No.44485184

>>44485128
I hate how this artist makes Akagi and Amagi look identical.

>> No.44485235

>>44485177
Ded

>> No.44485243

>>44485235
Here, found some new cait sith art
https://files.catbox.moe/mn0aco.jpg

>> No.44485269

>>44485243
Well, scratch that. It was made three years before that highly original design.

>> No.44485276

>>44485177
Listen, its hard to play AC and shitpost.
That being said, I wonder if golems have the equivalent of more arcane enhancements while automatons get the techno ones.
Mostly because it feels like the poor gals are competing with a far more versatile rival.

>> No.44485319

How can I get a JK Cheshire to rape me?

>> No.44485349

>>44484038
Reminds me of that anon who was talking about getting his dad the MGE book for Christmas. Wonder what happened to him.

>> No.44485351

>>44485056
Mildly inconveniencing but that's all life is anyway.

>> No.44485364

>>44485349
could you elaborate on this?

>> No.44485365

>>44485349
His father probably honor killed him.

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>> No.44485378

>>44485372
As if the foxes needed to announce they were going to steal half the image limit.

>> No.44485394

>>44485364
Didn’t see any followup if there was any, it was just an anon seriously planning to buy it with a bunch of horrified anons in the thread saying what a retard he was

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submit to foxes

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>>44485378
>foxes
That's a kot.

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>> No.44485504

>>44485457
Puny creature.

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>>44485457
I hate gacha but I love those potatoes

>> No.44485552

>>44485504
She has a massive heart

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>>44485546
>The ones that look like children
>Not the ones that have big hips and wide tiddies
What's wrong with you

>> No.44485583

>>44485573
The things I would do with Sturm

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>>44485583
>That one doujin where there's just two of her because she got a costume/haircut change
>That image set where there's three of her. The third is the artist's own longhaired pregnant version

>> No.44485621

>>44485614
My cute, tsundere midboss wife.

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