Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Roses are red and violets are blue
It's eye for an eye and me against you
Red vs blue

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44462345
Miniwurm wranging, a very difficult task you have to take care of in the fairy village.

[Anonymous No.]

Love is a battlefield, but the way into a woman's heart goes through her stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462370
Fun fact, many monster girls can be convinced to assist you with fresh garlic bread.

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>>44462356
>be Park Ranger anon
>when you're not chasing bears who steal picnic baskets you're playing sheriff in Fairy Villages
What a job

[Anonymous No.]

irish repellant

[Anonymous No.]

k, i made the thread with the wide wurm since I fucking hate that mick
but since here is active, imma sta here and abandon m thread

[Anonymous No.]

Ignore the shitpost OP and use this one

[Anonymous No.]

so how do i level up in mge, do I have sex with the monster at the level up bonfire?

[Anonymous No.]

post songs that will be in Top 1 popular tab after portals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ9usrpAPao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462374
WARNING: Do not try this with vampires. They will lose themselves due to the garlic and end up raping you like your common succubus. Such a disgraceful act.

[Anonymous No.]

Maxing out the cooking skill to beat monsters without combat. Can't get raped if the monster is in a food coma!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462476
>mama, why am I not like my younger sisters?

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>>44462423
Weird how we’ve never seen the full picture.

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>>44462476
Pranking vampires by putting garlic extract in their wine

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>>44462494
I think it's AI art and this is probably the best that got made.

[Anonymous No.]

The eternal cycle of Jub

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>>44462526
>utterly mind broken
"verification not required"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to propose to a wight only for her to ohohoho at me before saying she accepts.

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>>44462515
That's just a waste of good wine. Also that's a really nice looking vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw I tell a holst hag I'm allergic to boobs to stop her from sweaternapping me and she actually believed me
She looked so heartbroken over the idea her breasts were bad for me but at least I'm still a free man. Just hope she doesn't do some research and find out I'm lying... hags aren't that smart, right?

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>>44462623
Local Sabbath thanks you for the new recruit.

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>>44462476
Please, its not rape.
She is, uh, conquering.
Far more noble than the common 'rape' of the succ.

[Anonymous No.]

To Succubus knights, riding a horse (non-euphemistically) and riding a man (euphemistically) are such similar skills that experience with one is comparable with experience in the other. What other skills in being a lover can be transferred to non-sexual abilities?

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>>44462566
I wish to wake up to sleeping on a mega hag wight

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>>44462649
That’s fucking evil yet funny

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>>44462566
I want to see (and feel) a wight gradually change from an easily flustered tsundere loli into the playful and elegant profile girl, and then experience what your post says.

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>>44462638
Oh of course that’s what she will claim. That’s what she will tell your future dhampire and vampire kids. All behind a bright red face as you remind her of how passionate she was during your first time together and every time after.

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>>44462566
>"Ohohoho"
>Oh, she's rejecting me. What was I thinking?
>"Sorry for bothering you."
>Anon leaves looking downcast.
>Wight running after Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462639
angling your fishing rod and angling the cock
only the OG good grandsons get this

[Anonymous No.]

Ke-jou-rou~

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462638
It's the vampire's burden to civilize humanity (through rape)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462787
The drain is clogged up again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462720
>Rape? Don't be preposterous! I was merely conquering my Count-consort as was my noble right.
>I WAS NOT IN HEAT!

>>44462793
Truly theirs is a burden fit only for their noble shoulders.

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>get a job at a sabbath branch kinda out of the way
>fat chance there's many men around willing to travel
>recruiter almost spills spagetti since someone actually responded
>secretary job
>its clearly a trophy job
>you will have none of that though
>don your three piece suit
>secure your anti-rape whistle and spray(lemon scented)
>have your notebook and pens ready
>first day
>all the girls are way too flustered to be around you for long
>almost no one approaches you aside your boss
>for the best, all these girls in way to lewd uniforms is bad for the self-restraint
>main bapho in charge greets you herself
>shes barely able to look at you and stammer out a greeting before leaving a gift basket with some of those demon fruits and other goodies(its all aphrodisiacs or other kinds of lewd toys, the massagers neat at least)
>towards the end of the day no ones really hit on you nor tried anything much to your surprise
>hang out with one of the few men there and his imouto
>you make mention that everyone's been really hands-off so far and you haven't even had to use the spray you brought
>they seem a bit embarrassed before mentioning that the way you dress is too lewd so its been intimidating them
>they ask if all portal humans wear such lewd clothing
>they thought people were more prudish there

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462683
I want to turn my clumsy dumb zombie maid into a Wight, if you know what I mean

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>>44462793
A noble task they have been assigned to do. Making sure humanity can have a small amount of the seer level of nobility vampires possess.
>>44462809
>I AM NOT A VAMPIRE BAT
>Yes he does cook all of my meals. That doesn’t mean anything!

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>>44462345
>dragoncels edition
Why are these stinky neets trying to shove themselves into everything?
Literal we wuz'es

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>>44462837
>get a job at almost any sabbath
>all the girls there avoid the topic of age whenever possible
>get a job at Momonika's sabbath
>all the girls you meet tell you their ages when they introduce themselves

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>>44462804
I hope you're not implying that she's responsible.

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>>44462345
Beware the wurmcoil anon. When they grow up they will come together to ensure you all cum together.

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Zombies can't be maids
They are too dumb and slow to perform chores or serve properly
Leave maidhood to professionals

[Anonymous No.]

I have a bomb that will release a mixture of Megamorphosis and Raging Mushroom set to go off in a congregation of Sabbath members and their big brothers. It's for the purpose of an experiment to see if Sabbath members can be mindbroken into preferring an adult body.

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>>44462890
anon, wurms are not prideful, they rather throw themselves at the gu they like literally

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>>44462890
Wurms actually can score unlike the winged tsunderes.

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>>44462953
Ms zombie is my emotional support meido that can occasionally actually make iced tea right without comically spilling it on me and starting to vigorously suck it all off of my clothing. She can stay

[Cheat Anon No.]

i want to join the sabbath. where do i start

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463018
Go outside and loudly yell, 'I love little girls. I want to fuck young girls'
You'll find an application to join in your mailbox tomorrow morning

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>>44462852
I'm not really into the zombie and I prefer the young Wight->fully grown Wight path to the Zombie->Wight path, but there's a lot of similarities in appeal.

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what is better tall extra meaty zomibe or tall extra meaty wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463115
Yes, either way we win.

[Anonymous No.]

KONsider the following

[Anonymous No.]

>"Time for your injection, Anon!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463155
i think this undead cow is getting a bit uppity since it seems like she hasn't been milked in a long time

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44462423
>irish repellant
I don't get it

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>>44462837
>work in the kitsune branch of the sabbath
>always have a fox clinging onto me.
>always the center of cuddlepiles
>almost always is there some tall person problem that needs to be solved somewhere
>whenever i sit down there is always a fox that wants to sit on my lap
>for lunch im begged by at least a dozen foxes to make some fried tofu
>naptime is right after, have to make sure everyone in the building is in a comfortable spot, the boss is waiting in my office because she likes to sleep on my lap
>doing some computer work while everyone else is asleep
>thinking about everything that i left behind on earth in order to cross the portal.
>look down
>the boss is laying in my lap with a blissful smile on her face
>...
>it was worth it
>give her a headrub before getting back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

what is the better high class undead
wight, lich, or jiangshi?

[Anonymous No.]

if a haku is undead, is she still smart but cant speak or move all that well right after or do you need to fuck her to get her to wight so she can become smart again?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you name all these monster girls from their nicknames formed over the years:
>sleep mouse
>zap weasel
>tism wan
>hot dog
>meme cat
>!
>fluff noodle
>spider cow
>gacha machine
>BIG FAT VO-
>*clack*
>dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463249
>dork.
that describes at least 10 species I can name straight away

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>>44463249
>Dormouse
>Raiju
>Anubis
>Hellhound
>Cheshire
>Anubis
>Bunyip
>Ushi-Oni
>Echidna
>Sandworm
>Wight
>Lilim
How did I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463249
dormouse. raiju, anubis, hellhound, cheshire, tritiona, bunyip, ushi oni, echinda, jabberwock, wight, lim

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>>44463263
i think the third to last is wrong

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>>44463263
I think ! actually refers to Tritona's. Anubi would be '! !'
An Anubis with only one ! is only half awake!

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>>44463181
i'd prefer diy foxlet cuddle piles. it might be a slow and roundabout way to get the same result. but it comes with many great perks that you just cant get from being a sabbath secretary.

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>>44463249
shaved fox
static fox
ordered fox
spicy fox
faggot fox
sticky fox
lamia fox
silky fox
hybrid fox
/d/ fox
grave fox
variety fox

[Anonymous No.]

i wish to wake up in a field in mge filled with holsts and cow like monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463249
>*clack*
gotta be a Demon

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>>44463249
>wine goat
>batcat
>mere dragon
>grape snake
That’s all I could think of but I bet there’s plenty more

[Anonymous No.]

I still think it's fucking retarded that the wock got the big fat vore monster meme when WE HAVE A LITRAL VORE MONSTER

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>>44463305
>>44463317
stumbling horned fox
flying fox
scaled fox
hypnosis fox

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y is everything a fox now? i cant see a wurm being turned into one

[Anonymous No.]

Here is your fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463380
Long scaled fox

[Anonymous No.]

ur mom a fox lol

[Anonymous No.]

are foxes an invasive species?

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>>44463402
i wish...

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>>44463420
man i love that artist, and how thick he draws the girls
also I wish for a fox momster as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463420
man hate that artist, and how thick he draws the girls

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>>44463420
Man I have no feelings either way towards this artist, and how thick he draws the girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463172
At this point that's micks baphomet OC.

[Anonymous No.]

I still wish KC would release malef already man, I wanna commission some art of her. Mostly big booba milf with the scales covering her almost like armor

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the carnage of having only 1 or 2 spots for head of year / class president in MGC high. For domineering and ruler type monsters, a position of even slight power would go to their heads. There would be bloodshed at the elections.

>Mrs Vampire's daughter, who's incredibly rich, a complete ojousama, and thinks it's her god given right to rule over MGC high
>Mrs Pharaoh's daughter, who always gets her way, a complete brat, and thinks it's her god given right to rule over MGC high
>Mrs Dragon's daughter, who is incredibly haughty and prideful, and thinks it's her god given right to rule over MGC high
>Mrs High Orc's daughter, who is crass, rude and will fight any who gets in her way, and thinks it's her god given right to rule over MGC high
>Mrs Ice Queen's daughter, who is - who would've thought -a complete ice queen, and thinks it's her god given right to rule over MGC high
>Anon, who didn't want to run but the president insisted on having a positive male role model

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463507
Just commission art of her then and claim its something else.

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>>44463508
So of course Anon wins by a landslide

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>>44463515
So smart actually, It still bothers me a bit that he hasn't released it though. I get he's overworked and stressed but still wish he would just communicate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463380
dumb lamia fox
>>44463411
invasive AND corruptive.
overexposure to fox mana will make the tails of any beast girl become fluffier.
non-beast girls may see themselves developing fox like traits, dragon/lamia tails may become fluffy instead of scaly, harpies may see a significant increase in how much fuzz is on their feathers, those like wights or pharaoh's will just grow a tail outright.
there is no escape, there is only fogs.

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>>44462345
KC will update his game in September, right anons?

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>>44463548
>he's overworked and stressed
I don't care about his second job or his crusade.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's your catgirl, bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3PHVk9HyKQ

[Anonymous No.]

The situation in Winterstown has grown dire

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>>44463628
Don't go to Winterstown bros...I got trapped in a yetis house and she shut off the fireplace...she keeps saying I'll have to warm up by hugging her help bros

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We're all gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.]

Don't break your wife's heart by telling her that she can't act and dress like she is a teen again.

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>>44463700
I'm afraid not, Anon. A lot of monstergirls won't be getting their husbandos.

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Do wish we had more writers
i think diggin through anubis.moe is starting to dry up and everything decent on a03 usualy gets linked here same day
ff.nets a lost cause

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463700
how

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>>44463716
We have about 4 dudes that write
And Beast in cryosleep

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>>44463709
honey please
youre two hundred and fifty years old

[Anonymous No.]

Bogie & Bogey, now with line art.

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>>44462526
Seconding, that, there's multiple Kenkou Cross/Monster Girl Encyclopedia loras out there and some of them are very close to his style. It's very easy to pull something like that off as long as it's conveniently cropped to avoid showing that it fucked up the other paw, gave her big breasts or human feet etc.
Mick's a faggot but puuyo does play around with AI and often talks about it in his server he shares with his chinese friends. I should know, I'm in it.

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>>44463709
i always dress my old wife like if shes 17

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>>44463742
Cute!
>>44463716
I'm doing a few drafts, I think I'll make a fan profile before a story though. Which sounds cooler, Tulpa, or Ergegore? I prefer Ergegore
>>44463700
If the portals opened I would hide in my closet

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>>44463738
>No, I am 17.
>Bu-
>SE-VEN-TEEN!

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>>44463716
The pastebin era was the height of creativity. There's less stories and less art than ever.

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>>44463738
That is still pretty young.

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>>44463786
MGE and monster girls in general seem to be on the decline, shit seemed to slow down around 2016

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>>44463715
No way, they're going to get their husbandos and we'll get our waifus
>>44463724
We just will
>>44463763
Closets can't save you from their love.

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>>44463742
lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463716
I started writing something but got distracted, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463627
Let's go, playing elden ring while eating tendies with neko wife is cool and based

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463910
Hope you're ready for her to fuck you over and sabotage you constantly for a laugh.

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>>44463644
You can always run out the front door, what’s the worst that could happen?

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>>44463738
>>44463749
>>44463780
Monstergirls don't age on the outside so they never have to care about dressing their age.

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>>44463628
Get comfy.

https://youtu.be/Rm-4JUivLcE?feature=shared

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>>44463938
Oh no and after I have to take revenge in bed? Damn sound really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464010
they do, have seen some foxes, the thing is they age like wine not like milk

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>>44463745
Receipts or shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

Paizuri Priestess

[Anonymous No.]

Nakadashi Nuns

[Anonymous No.]

Alliterating wurms

[Anonymous No.]

impregnating ignuis

[Anonymous No.]

Hotdogging hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463263
Third-to-last is jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464058
>wanting me to out myself
I'm in your walls goatfucker you should have been careful who you invited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463249
You missed one
> Bestgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

Kissing kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464010
This is what hags actually believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464054
Gonna fill this fox with pups.

[Anonymous No.]

so what is better older;
demon, fox, dragon or elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462345
Pretty hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463709
>200-year-old meaty hag wife squeezing back into her high school uniform
hrngg

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>>44463716
I got stuck and later got distracted with the last Touhou game, so there's me being part of the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464190
Ancient repentant evil dragons.

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>>44464190

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>>44464190
Milfy Demon sugar momma, all she needs you to do is sign on the dotted line and her meaty body is all yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464200
You write 2hu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464190
Dragon or elf. Demon is better younger.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44464217
i would have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464220
Nope.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44464292
I support this notion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464190
Elf, fox, demon, dragon in that order

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464307
>elvish hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462639
Riding a dragon and being ridden by a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464245
Hope you enjoy the stipulation you didn't read of always being no taller than tit height so she can always smother you in a sweaty boob hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464314
I simply recognize their superiority.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care which monstergirl send to me, i will NOT HAVE SEX!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464322
That's a wyvern, 2 legs

[Anonymous No.]

Look at the savage with her stick with rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464330
even better, so she gonna get bigger? or am i gonna get younger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464332
Superior at being virgins if anything, considering there are much more exciting mamono running, slithering, swimming and flying around.

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>>44464356
I assume you'll lose some height but her contract makes sure it goes to the right place to help her sick fantasies.

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>>44464361
I imagined that when elves convert they kind of just SUCC out only with slightly pointier ears than their "regular" cousins (of course with an attitude problem as well)

[Anonymous No.]

Fuggg the lot https://youtu.be/u3PHVk9HyKQ?si=b02-EPHYihCBQBp7

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464396
This cat is getting really popular recently.

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>>44464354
She has no clothes on! How sad!
I'm gonna take this kitty to my camp and give her some of my spare clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

Big scary oni "little" sister!
Imagine her calling you onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464427
Famous last words before being raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Slimes are dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464439
Only for shotas

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>>44464121
lol, you mindbroke him once you figured it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464449
Vicious and viscous!

[Anonymous No.]

>mick is so mind broken that the only cope is to say it's ai
lol, puuyo won't post it. he shared it with people in his private discord though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464460
Friendly and useful!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44464396
>tfw no memelord catgirl gf

[Anonymous No.]

>Get beaten by squad of monsters
>Tank minotaur stun locks you with kiss and hug skill
>DPS salamander comes in with a blow job, dealing critical damage and inflicting status resist down
>Mage dark mage level drains you
>Weak healer lvl 1 succ who was tagging along gets to bully the shit out of your dick
>Folllowed by three level lvl 100 monsters raping you
>At least you get your levels back after
>Can't get rid of 'Married! 4x' status though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464361
Superior at everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462345
FAT WURMS FIGHT

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>>44464574
Looks like the kind of elf to softly go "oh my, humans are as lustful beasts as they say" while vigorously giving you a handjob through your pants and generally being the direct cause of your sudden urges.

[Anonymous No.]

hellwan love

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464631
bean pole hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

love me wans

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464570
Better hope a manticore doesn't ambush you, you don't want to get the love slave and venom addict debuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464672
I can't ever see hellhound as tough again once I learned she wears shimapan

[Anonymous No.]

Eel hugs

[Anonymous No.]

Can you trust Church of Eros status cleanses?
The cupid seems a little TOO friendly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464681
It's a tactic to lower your defence. Do not fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464773
Not like a Hellhound needs to lower your defense in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464773
>Hellhound
>Tactic
Hmmm. Somethings not right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463716
Write! I have two chapters (or one longer one) on the way. I'm hoping do have it done within a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464773
I don't think she's smart enough to come up with that so I'm safe letting my guard down. Can't teach an old dog new tricks after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464454
Wasn't hard and honestly there's worse stuff from his server to leak but he's a decent guy so I won't. I'm just tired of his homoerotic love affair with mick derailing the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464791
>>44464800
Famous last posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464811
gentle missionary sex with miss hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464811
I'm telling you that intermingling with humans post-portal has caused the hound to slowly be domesticated. Just look at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464121
>Goatfucker
It is indeed hip to fuck goats but I'm not who you seem to think I am.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464834
Now that's an interesting question.
Which monsters would adapt to Earth life best?
Gremlins are an obvious pick, but who else?
Which would would find it the hardest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464873
Eros and her followers would have a bit of a culture shock at times, I'd think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464873
pyrow would be a wildly successful invasive species

[Anonymous No.]

>no echidna pissed at speedrunners

[Anonymous No.]

>try to sleep next to my holst
>sounds of milk churning and sloshing in her breasts distrups my sleep

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464896
They'd probably rampage and spread their beliefs with such zeal to do the Order proud

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464868
yeah
would

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464931
They'd be effective at evangelising, but also I like to imagine there's a lot of interfaith dialogue as well.
>Christians? I love Christians! Be fruitful and multiply? We're basically the same religion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464946
Jesus' message was also one of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464897
All it takes is one Pyrow in a school taking human girls on a shopping spree and then the whole school will be flooded with monster gyarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464970
Jesus was a bro and also human so I bet he'd understand the appeal
Not saying he'd try and grab one for himself but he'd probably be accepting of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462467
one way or another

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464873
Best:
>Gremlins because technology
>Pyrows because hoodies
>Danukis because money
>Ratas because social media
>Bubble slimes because have you seen Earth's environment?

Worst:
>Manticores because predators and nobody will believe their maneating shit
>Basically any loli because nobody will take them seriously
>Echidna because no dungeons

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464898
how would you speed run an echidna dungeon
the're only gonna be operating it till they get married, I would think the dungeon would shut down after the first win

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464946
Gonna whisper quotes from Song of Solomon into a cupid's ear as she passes by on the street

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464970
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464873
i'd toss some lettuce at a greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464983
Lolis would face a backlash from the twitter crowd and their enablers
Imagine having a baph wife and you get arrested because of child abuse and said baph wife then beats up the cops/breaks you our of jail or does something similar.

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>>44464983
echidnas will simply become basement dwellers

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>>44465000
>Lolis would face a backlash from the twitter crowd and their enablers
Lonely hags looking for excuses...

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>>44464801
I think you made him mad enough to post "goats"

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>>44465000
i dunno, they'd get the politicians in record time

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>>44464931
Just don't tell them about divorce in general; how high the rate is and the concept of divorce rape.

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>>44465013
Politicians would be too twisted and evil for them.

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>>44465000
>out with sabbath loli wife
>couple of retards make a big scene out of it and call the cops
>cops arrive and attempt to arrest you
>sabbath loli wife turns their car into sludge and animates their cuffs, which proceed to arrest the cops
>walk away

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>>44465013
All politicians, their enablers, and the rich will undergo forced flayer therapy. Otherwise they'd be the only real causalities in the monsterization of this world. There is no real salvation for them otherwise.

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>>44465000
>>44465033
>Be in human court for having a sabbath loli wife
>Massive diplomatic incident with multiple monster parties and their representatives vouching for you and your wife
That'd be a sight to see

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>>44465017
I imagine that really bad people just end up getting claimed by monsters that have a bit of a mean streak. Not violence per se, but probably turning them into drooling husband/slave/servant/dickthrone
You'd never see or hear from them again because some monster took them far away and never intends on letting them go (which is the best outcome for everyone, even the shitbag)
This world is pretty horrible but in a few generations it'd probably be unrecognizble for the better

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>>44465067
She proves her age by impressing the court with her knowledge of classic rock

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We are the masters of night, and humans are but our blood bags. While we sit upright, they are on their knees.

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>>44465013
>'politicians' get a chance to negotiate with the monsterous invaders before a full scale invasion occurs behind close doors
>utterly out maneuvered and played like fiddles by Ren Xiongmao's, demons, vampires and other similar monsters.
>Within weeks their entire civil services, governments and powerful industries are infiltrated by monsters, monsterised women, or men who are now married to monsters so have monstrous interests at heart.

Portal stories always forget that a lot of monsters operate on seduction.

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>>44465069
The irredeemable are killed, Anon.

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>>44465078
>We are the dorks of the night
ftfy

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>>44465067
>Loli says she's just going along with this for optics, can't make the homeland look bad, right?
>goes on to say if they actually convict her husband she's trashing the place and leaving, WITH HIM, back through the portals
>and there's nothing they can do to stop her

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>>44465069
The real bad ones are ignored by monstergirls but I like to imagine they're genuinely reformed via flayer or other form of therapy. In all seriousness they genuinely don't deserve it but its the only way to fix them. Some people are just born evil.
>>44465081
Problem is that politicians are morally evil and monster girls would be utterly repulsed by them

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>>44465087
You would never say that while her thighs are locked around your head and forced to lick, and not just because your mouth would already be busy.

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My wife will slowly get pretty eyes.

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>>44464898
>echidna spends decades perfecting her dungeon
>traps based on several monster species, perfectly balanced encounters, thought invoking puzzles...
>she posts a commission to the adventurer's guild to get an adventurer to face it
>patiently waits in the boss room for her "victim"
>he more or less tears through the walls of the dungeon, making a path straight for the boss room... and ignoring every thing
>by the time he's there ms echidna is a sobbing mess
dungeon run responsibly, anons. some boss monsters are proud of their work.

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>>44465106
I will 100% say that to any vampire that walks up to me

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>>44465013
>>44465017
>>44465047
The whole crypto craze that reached a head like two years ago made reach one conclusion,
People are all fundamentally the same. Those that rail against the rich and powerful would do the exact same things if thrust into the same position. All the Idealistic crap is only spouted from people who are not a position were they have to actually resists those temptations and would crumble the moment they actually had to.

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>>44465165
>Those that rail against the rich and powerful would do the exact same things if thrust into the same position.
???
They'd rape children and murder people that threaten their position?

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>>44465165
Thats not what I mean when I bash the rich or the politicians, I don't hate those with wealth for their wealth.
I mostly mean this >>44465183 and lets not forget the whole 'murder-torture-snuff cult stuff they do with said kids either'
That said, I don't this is the thread to talk about this specifically outside the context of 'how would a monsterization of this world go' so lets drop this subject, yes?
Instead let us post ALICE

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>>44465165
>everybody is awful
yeah yeah, roight

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>>44465096
>judge about to make the verdict
>electrical cracking comes from the outlets, the smell of sulfur fills the air, and a very worrying groaning comes from the building's structure
>the bapho gives the judge a hostile stare
>everyone else is looking at him with an extremely concerned expression...
>"not guilty!"
>things go back to normal and the bapho is cheery again. she teleports herself and anon out in an instant after saying thanks.
alternatively...
>"guilty!"
>with a single flash everyone is teleported out of the courthouse.
>it more or less incinerates, leaving nothing but dust.
>no trace of anon, the judge, or the bapho
>the three have instead teleported into the center of a sabbath stronghold on the portal side
>in the middle of many lonely and single sabbath members

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>>44465197
Just look at this community where those that think themselves the best are actively the worst.

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>>44462956
and the legacy of the uwaaabomber loves on

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>>44465206
The best people generally don't shout out their bestness for everyone to hear.

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>>44465196
>Instead let us post ALICE
Oh FUCK what have you done! HERE IT COM-

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>>44465231
I want to play memecat's butt bongos.

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>>44465231
fucking picked the wrong image

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>>44465231
>>44465236
The Neco Arc craze has awakened a love for shitter memecats in me.

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So uh... does chesh have multicoloured pubes?

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>anon having a nice day shitposting online on his favorite threads
>Suddenly someone posts about how they're going to ALICE
>he scoffs as his spills some of his chips in the floor
>He will never ALICE
>ALICEing is beneath him
>Suddenly he gets a (you)
>his dopamine receptors get a hit of that sweet sweet juice
>'look behind you'
>he does
>its ALICE
Thank you for reading my short horror story

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>>44465261
They glow in the dark.

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>>44465270
Worse, it's like how the disney cheshire cat appears with only its eyes or smile, before the rest of it's body.
You're just sitting there, and then some glowing pubes just appear in front of you without a body.

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>>44465277
>all you see is a hovering clit slowly fading in
kek

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>>44465262
I don't like how Alice always forgets everything. It makes the whole thing sad in my opinion

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>>44465249
More funny cat girl for my meat grinder (masturbation) I'm happy even if I don't even from where neco arc come. I'm stupid but I love hearing her sing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Danuki reading in-depth about private health insurance with a mix of horror and intrigue
>Explains it to her Unicorn doctor friend.

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You just know Cheshires would be into some crazy shit, being from Wonderland + able to teleport + able to disembody their own limbs and fold themselves into crazy shapes at will.

Every Cheshire has performed auto-cunnilingus, guaranteed.

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>>44465295
They only seem to lose their memories in regards to sex which is fine. You can still ALICE as you please

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do every english town has a kot named after it

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>>44465262
Thank Chief God I was worried he wouldn't find her. Really had me on the edge of my seat there Anon, now if you'll excuse me this useless fucking cat said she'd help me find my A

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>>44462494
>>44462526
>>44463745
>>44464058
>>44464121

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Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.

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>>44465309
Don't Alices get to keep their memories once they've visited the Queen of Hearts or something?

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>>44465319
Wives?

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>>44465319
Emotion support and love?

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>>44465299
>So you mean they just jack up the rates because they know that insurance companies will play it no matter what?
>What thats crazy theres no way they'd pay more!
>Nono really, they have agreements with all these hospitals and clinics so no matter the insane rate it'll get paid and the money just flows back and forth between them! The governments of the human lands even force all the people to get health insurance ensure rates only keep going up!
>This causes the Dainuki to think and she hatches a dastardly plan as she calls up her Lim friend...
>the Lim shoots down the idea instantly and sentences her to public spankings

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>>44465319
The doujins these two are in are top tier

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>>44465325
There is a comic of a succubi offering to do anything with a kid.
They build gunpla
I basically want that same thing so yes

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>>44465325
Unironically forbidden. Get stronger or/and start to drink. Drowning your problem is the best possible solution right now if you can't take it anymore.

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>>44465336
>monsters in meaty metal mechs
what are their callsigns and dorky mech names?

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>>44465298
>from where neco arc come
Fate series (Tsukuhime (a visual novel)). She's basically the chibi version of a vampire girl named Arcueid.

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>>44465321
I think so, been awhile since I read their material. All that means though is that you'll have to ALICE in wonderland. Be careful though as ALICEing in wonderland can have unintended consequences...
>>44465315
RIP anon, he tried to ALICE without his ALICE and got captured by a memecat, many such cases.

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>>44465344
Oni posters get the bean.

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>>44465344
>Drowning your problem is the best possible solution right now if you can't take it anymore.
There is ONE other solution, but you know... its a rather permanent solution and makes a certain type of ghost very excited

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>>44465345
>Cheshire running with the Callsign of Schizo
>CC Grizzly running as "Mama Bear"
>Wendi has something in runes not quite perceptible by humans.

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i feel like a peaceful earth invasion wouldnt even last for an hour
>"alright remember girls. we are trying to do this without any combat, to ease earth into accepting us"
>"ok, instead of trying to help their homeless they push them down further. but we dont need to fight! we can help them instead"
>"so some religious zealots are racist against us because we are not made in 'god's image' and are evil. well we just need to show them that we mean well!"
>"uhhh... look, i know its bad that their corpos and governments are violently against the common person, but we can show them compassion and love!"
>"MA'AM UNITS 2-15 HAVE GONE BERSERK! they've been corrupting people left and right"
>"we are supposed to be doing this peacefully! what the fuck happened?"
>"well..."
>"ok. alright. divorce rates are really high. that just means that people feel rushed into getting married. we just need to get eros to help us with matchmaking"
>"and..."
>"THE COURTS RULE IN FAVOR OF WHO, EVEN IF THEY ARE DRUG ADDICTED AND ACTUAL WHORES?!?!?"

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>>44465373
Not mamono alcohol, real alcohol like eau-de-vie, liquor, gin, rhum,porto... avoid beer, they're good but make you fat.

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>>44465373
fucksake this image gave me a hearty chuckle
He cannot be reasoned with, if there is an oni at the door he will bean

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>>44465380
That's not a solution, it's a just a tempting escape. God forbid it anyway so we have to git gud and harden up

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>>44465317
It's almost pathetic how this shit's gone on for nearly half a year now.

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>>44465373
>new game release
>BEAN
>its just a shitty doom clone except you're throwing beans at onis

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>>44465419
>Instead of brutal deaths for the enemies, the oni just sit on the floor and cry.

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>>44465419
>Oni's try and protest the games release
>This leads to most forms of work grinding to a halt as Oni's gather in the streets, get drunk, brawl, forget why they're standing in the street and form an impenetrable wall of passed out oni's

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>>44462956
based, the sabbath and it's consequences have been a disaster for monster kind

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>>44465419
Needs more Rowan Atkinson

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>>44465323
Yes, that.
>>44465325
Also this.
>>44465335
They're my favorite personally. Good tastes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

What's happening on this week's episode of mamono magi?

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>>44465438
Well now I can't play your game. I hate seeing people crying, I ever laugh like a retard because my brain need to evacuate the cringe the worst possible way or I freeze like a deer in headlights. Only time.I had the good reaction a 3DPD fuck me other. Thanks for reading my rant, here more funny cats

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>Trying to explain the "Men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting" meme to a monster girl

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>>44465483
Not really? I'd imagine they'd be pretty n board with the idea that men also want intimacy, fun, and trust in a relationship. Or do I misunderstand what you mean?

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We have GOT to stop using the words fuck and other sexual words to describe things before the monster arrives.
Imagine their confusion, then elation, when guys walk around saying "fuck me" or "fuck you" or even shit like "screw the pooch".

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>>44465475
>His SEN will never recover
Don't leave your computer unattended when playing schizo h-games. Even if you live alone that won't stop them, in fact it will only make it worse as they find it funny watching you struggle to piece together why your stats have plummeted

>>44465497
They'd be baffled on why it's "disgusting"

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>>44465497
they'd probably be confused by the 3dpd jealousy of pixels.

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>>44465500
Nah, fuck that.

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>>44465409
The fanboys are retarded, what do you expect?

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>>44465472
the short bratty villain and magi White's bitter rival [VAMPIRE VILLAIN NAME] is causing a ruckus at the local mall!

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>>44465393
3 days later:
>A rather tired looking Lim sits on the throne of her warroom
>before her: a rather nervous mouse holding a clipboard
>"so... you're saying that over the last day only the most paranoid humans haven't submitted to us...?
>"y-yes your limship! Most men have accepted us with open arms after little more than a hug and a minor amount of affection!"
>"The women that resisted us were easily converted with just the slightest promise of power and youth!"
>"The leaders of the lands kowtowed with only the slightest show of power after a few devils and demons got together to pull a gag at one of their rituals! aside form some minor hiccups most have been submitted to flayer therapy or Bogie correction..."
>The lim spoke, "and what of their militaries, I was promised resistance from their advanced technologies?"
>the mouse looked even paler in the dim lighting than what should've been possible
>Well you see your limship... Literally every single one of the rank and file submitted instantly upon seeing the slightest bit of skin and even the married ones were okay with it once their wives monsterized..."
>Lim sighs deeply, I mean was at least a little challenge too much to ask for? She didn't even get to make a grand speech or have a otherworldly hero challenge her...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to show bladerunner Ryan Gosling memes to monster girls when they come here

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>>44465523
if its a challenge ms lim is looking for she can just ask the politicans, there is a reason why they all worship moloch after all.

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>>44465523
And how about those holdouts?

>Be retard doomsday prepper
>Ecstatic when apocalypse comes.
>Sure, it's a whole lot sexier than you imagined, but who cares?
>Watch earth crumble in a week to monsters from comfy bunker
>Ok, now to be great american hero and single handedly save world
>Walk out of bunker
>Nearby ocelomehs and manticores put down their books and/or stop shlicking
>FINALLY, the hunt begins

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>>44465519
>fanboys
kek what, you pile up all the crazies from KC's side and cumulatively they don't reach even 1/10 of mick's insanity.

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>>44465542
I'm going to force them to play old RTS games with me

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>>44465562
I'm starting to think that mick just generated that image and has been false flagging baphomets for the past year.

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>>44465523
I will make the sacrifice and be the "Evil Hero" she needs to defeat. I'll text her telling her I'm in the most impenetrable fortress with a massive army. She'll show up expecting a fight and she'll find me in my trailer huddled in a cardboard box with plastic army men, with me holding a foam sword.

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>"oi, whatcha say about rootbeer?"

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>>44465548
Thats why the devils and demons played a little prank at one of their rituals

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>>44465580
DRINK LESS OF IT!

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>>44465568
You'd have to be clinically retarded to believe that it was AI generated and you are probably one of the morons spreading bullshit and muddying the waters for funsies.

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>>44465568
Nah, just the pedos being pedos.

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>>44465612
>he says as he posts the same 100px image over and over for eight months

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>>44465523
>All these monster girls over preparing for when they cross over
>Men just give in to them near immediately

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>>44465373
Suffer like G did?

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She got wet when princess carried

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a hag with a slight drinking problem and insatiable libido as your wife

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>>44465319
I don't like the direction Lee's art took

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>>44465661
gonna Princess carry may Kiki straight to the waiting taxi taking her to her 2 months all expenses paid holiday in the Summerville isles

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>>44465594
>"I WILL NOT!"
>"ITS MAKING YOU FAT!"
>"SO?"
>"THAT MEANS NOBODY WILL WANT TO FUCK YOU!"
>"FUCK YOU, IVE SEEN YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!"
>autistic hissing between anon and the mug dog

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>>44464768
They do cleanse all statuses, especially the "Single" debuff.

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>>44465580
>Mug
Into the trash it goes. Come back when you bring some A&W or Frostop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465708
That debuff is pretty serious.

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>>44465689
Need a cherry red strongfat oni that becomes lovey dovey when drunk and doesn't let me escape

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>>44465689
>You will never swap cheap room-temperature beer between your mouths while she gives you a sloppy handjob.
>You will never get a clumsy paizuri beneath her sweaty wifebeater
>You will never receive any shaky pelvis-crushing reverse cowgirl that dents your bedpost
>You will never get to hear her sloppy giggling when you stick your thumb in her butt and catch her by surprise
Life without hag love is pain.

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>>44465723
The pain should eventually subside, Anon. Contact your doctor if you're still feeling something after 30.

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>>44465723
Please do not anal the hags.
No matter how much they tempt you

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>>44465689
I'd rather a true loli with an insatiable libido.

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>>44465652
>"We spent years preparing for this invasion. How could they overrun our forward base in less than 24 hours?"
>"Well it looks like we underestimated how many lonely men there were on this planet. A few hours after they got your message, thousands of them just walked into the base and asked to get married. I've never seen anything like it before"

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>>44465761
Me too except maybe somewhat more satiable.

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>>44465753
damn ass shakers...

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>>44465753
I will do the hags in every hole they have available and there's nothing they can do to stop me

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>>44465784
I want a hellhound to mock me as I immediately throw down my weapon and crawl to huff and eat out her ass as soon as she turns it to me.

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>>44465768
kek, imagine
>forward monstergirl bases set up preparing to go out and claim husbands
>instead they get human waved by thousands of men, literally tackling monstergirls off their feet and dragging them back into their barracks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465782
What's your favorite mamono for this?
For me it's either imp or alice.

[Anonymous No.]

harpy angel

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>>44465615
>Pedos being pedos
Oh let’s here it Anon, let’s hear the age old dumb fuck argument trying to correlate lolicon to real world pedophilia while you deflect away from your own issues.

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals opened, the US army was not prepared for the level 1 succ offensive

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>>44465829
Harpies are angels.

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>>44465797
>They initially think that they're actually under attack
>Learn that they're just taking wives
>The monster girls retaliate anyway
>Just for the fun of it really. And why let the humans have all the fun?
>The commanders of both sides "fight" each other to see who can say claimed who
>Very theatrical, really.

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>>44465833
The US army was very effective and resisting the effects and charms of monstergirls, but wasn't very effective at stopping them charming and seducing the rest of the country.

Guess there was some merit to filling all branches with trannies and women, although all the trannies alped and the women were turned in the end.

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>>44465795
I bet hellhounds are very weak to analingus

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>>44465483
>"Anons only want one thing and its *disgusting fucking."
Ftfy

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>>44465854
>soldiers and monstergirls wrestling and fighting in the dirt, victor deciding who's on top
>washington deciding on if they should just nuke them all

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>>44465580
>root beer
Ms Bunyip is pretty sure those are two separate things.
In not!Straya Anon's options are a root then a beer, or vice-versa.

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>>44465833
>a couple dozen lv1 succubi
>Virgin, has never tried to seduce men
>Shy
>Brings an entire country to its knees

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>>44465797
>Lim's hope flares as the Bapho monitoring the invasion of our world pales
>Did the humans muster a force?
>did one of the legendary heros of human myth rise as the legends foretold?
>Did the God(s) of humanity Rise up to thwart their invasion?
>She looks into the bapho's wide shimmering pool
>She sees human men storming one of the monster's outpost
>As expected theres no deaths reported, the blessings of Ares are potent after all...
>theres no injuries either...
>lots of casualties...
>she looks closer
>Desperate men of all walks of life are tackling the monsters with an insane fever in their eyes
>shouts of 'GET PREGNANT' are heard
>even the hellhound berserkers are no match for the waves of desperate men throwing themselves at them before one gets enough of a grip to drag them off kicking and screaming
>The barracks and other buildings are under siege
>scared monster girls of more meek disposition take shelter
>The last thing before the forward observer's mana link is cut is the site of the door being ripped apart by the hands of the horny
>Magic is cast on them as they storm in, silver weapons pierce them and some fall.
>but there is more
>there is always more...
>A manalinked harpy flies overhead witnessing the carnage before the order to retreat is given
>As she tries leaving she squaks in panic before falling to the earth
>some crazy bastard in a jetpack is clinging to her and dragging her to the earth
>the man screams out, "Mine, you're mine now!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" the next sight of him unzipping his pants and approaching the scared harpy
>Bapho cuts the link as she shakes her head
>the Lim feels nothing, maybe she should've taken the Dainuki's offer and just started a tourism agency... at that way she could've had a nice vacation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465855
The pussy leftist concept that is "war crimes" is how leftists got their foot in the door to start corrupting western militaries.

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>>44465880
desu a virgin succubus is the most powerful creature ever conceived. It really is no surprise.

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>>44465856
Most monsters would be weak to analingus since it’s not an orifice for reproduction. At worst they’d probably think it was kind of weird at first until hubby did some shit like sliding his thumb in there while playing with their clit but overall they’d probably be more receptive to it than most human women.

Since you know, monsters usually like what their man likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465899
>yfw a meek, lv1 succ shows interest in you and asks for your consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465893
I have no idea where you came from, but you really have to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465893
At least when furries are posted I might want to fuck one. I can't imagine ever spending the rest of my life with monster girl pinochet.

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>>44465857
>A new unicorn arrives in town, sets up her small medical clinic and waits for customers
>she treats a few mamonos, even a couple of husbandos, mainly sexual sprains, broken pelvises, the routine incidents
>occasionally its some new Anon who injured himself in the forest after falling through a portal or being Truck-kun'd
>after a while other mamonos start to worry, even the cured single Anons she lets them go to find other mamonos
>eventually they figure that being a unicorn she's so pure, she must need some ultra-pure Anon
>then one day they bring in another lost and injured new Anon
>a portal had randomly opened on a cliffside, one broken ankle and gravel-scrapes all over his back and ass sliding down
>lift Anon up on the table, cut his tattered pants away, its a simple 5 minute job
>afterwards she rolls Anon onto his back to test her cures
>"So, you're not like most Anons we get here, hmmm, very special."
>Anon asks what she means, he always thought he was about normal
>Doctor Unicorn leans in and surprises Anon by sniffing at his crotch like a doggo
>"Most Anons we get here are virgins, well not 'pure' ones, they've spent years 'fapping' but never actually touching your 'three-dee' women they call them?"
>Anon, "uh, okay, I suppose so"
>Doctor Unicorn leans in closer, and Anon freezes as her sharp horn presses lightly on his belly
>"But you Mister Anon, no, I can smell the mana of them on you, you've had relations with human women..?"
>now Anon is starting to sweat, of course he's heard how Unicorns are supposed to only like pure guys, everybody has, but those old stories don't say how they react otherwise, and that glistening horn now looks dangerously sharp
>"Uh, yeah maybe, I did have a few girlfriends in high-school and college, but you know how those 'three-dees' are, right? Any guy gets real tired of their crap real fast, so I decided of course to come here, where things are much better."
>by now Anon is almost petrified, he's so hypersensitive he can feel the Unicorn's hot breath on his dangerously exposed junk as she sniffs him again
>... and then the Unicorn's hot wet tongue runs from the crack of his ass to the root of his dick, making his horn instantly as hard
>"Oh, Goddess, I've been waiting here for years for this, Oh I can taste the dark mana, the dirty filthy dark mana of those human sluts still on your balls!"
>Anon stammers, "Uh, aren't like Unicorns supposed to be all about like purity and stuff...?"
>"Yes, and it's so fucking boring! Sweet, and glowy, and magical, and always being nice to everybody and fixing their injuries, and it's been almost driving me fucking insane. I need a dirty corrupted Anon to fuck me with your hard dirty cock! Cum in me, cum in my mouth, on my tits, spray your cum on my face... You can turn me into the dirtiest sluttiest Bicorn ever! Oh, I've been dreaming every night about every depraved thing you're going to do to me - fuck every hole I have, ride me bareback down the main street, fuck me in the Town Square with the whole town watching! And then together we can fuck every single slutty mamono in this fucking boring shithole town..."
>
>And Anon and his Bicorn waifu lived happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465887
YES
YES
MINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465887
Hey, that's me. I'm in there, the deranged madman sprinting faster than Usain Bolt straight into the monstergirl lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465913
Its always the quiet 'pure' ones who are the hottest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465908
Her gravest mistake... now the mating press begins in earnest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465854
>prisoners taken on both sides
>they're all taken to secret locations for interrogation
>they withstand long periods of sexual torture
>some last only a few hours some last weeks
>other prisoners are forced to listen to the moans as they wait for their turn to be interrogated
>finally one of them breaks and gives up intel
>it's the location of her parents' house
>she wants her interrogator to meet them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465941
NTR horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465955
If coof and tiktok has taught us anything its that medical chicks are all dirty sluts underneath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465887
>"well if it makes you feel better ms. lim, now that portal technology is operational we can plunder other realities."
>"like what?"
>"well uh..."
>"..."
>"we could try taking over... the... umm..."
>"..."
>"hang on i remember something but i just cant quite-"
>"just let me sulk for a bit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465955
*harem horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465887
>>44465925
It'd be fun to be part of the initial insane human wave against the monstergirls. Literally foaming at the mouth to get at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465984
The cheating horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>Diet - Human men's essence

Gee, there's so much to know about monster palettes! I'm having some monsters over. Anyone know where I can get some of that for my party?

[Anonymous No.]

>Umi Osho technician working at the base
>So focused she doesn't notice the alarm and following commotion
>Gets knocked over by Anon on her back
>Slowly, he turns his gaze at her
>His crazed, animal-like countenance scares her
>"GETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANT"
>Screams can be heard as he descends on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465994
Its not cheating if shes leading the girls to you openly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465887
Disappointed Lim in her lonely throne room is beseiged by hordes of screeching blue-haired Karens.
She has to defend herself by throwing loaves of bread and sliced meats at them hoping they will finally learn how to make an Anon at least the simplest sammich.
FML now she has to spend months trying to mosterize and fix these worthless holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465995
That's the best part! You already have everything you need!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465887
>the link comes back on
>The baphomet is conducting a fighting retreat to the portal, holding off the mob with Sabbath mages and fighters
>suddenly a great noise us heard and the mob splits in half like a wave
>the five baphobros are sprinting at full speed, sobbing like crazy
>they've been training in spellcraft for years and easily overcome the defenders
>in desperation, Bapho-chan summons reinforcements
>twenty Baphomets come from the portal prepared to fight!
>The baphobros furiously charge, and suddenly grab four each while screaming "YOINK AND BOINK!" at the top of their lungs and then run through the portals
>they were never heard from again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466010
I feel the same way about the reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465887
>>scared monster girls of more meek disposition take shelter
let me in
LET ME IIIIIINNNN
IM TEARING THROUGH THE WALLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466010
It's not cheating if she's handing out numbered tickets and keeping the queue in order, plus rehydration and after-care hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462345
>The MGE Monsters invade our world to make love to lonely men and monsterize our women

I dunno guys. First off: I am not doubting the monstergirls abilities in our world and believe they'd liberate is and make lives better and far easier. And secondly, I do also believe when the monstergirls do successfully reach out world, invade and establish a firm solid foothold. They'll only be able to successfully secure the poor impoverished third world nations and countries but the more economically prosperous, technologically powerful first world Western nations would hold out and resist the mamono invasion. The first world developed nations do so because of technological, military, and more successfully influential politicking. Even worse? The Chief Deity and The Order may also cross into our world and align with the first world developed nations, thus making The Order actually a legit threat and reignite and revive a newfound sense of religious faith and fervor on the developed first world nations that fight back the mamono invasion.

So: the poor third world countries of Africas, Asia, Middle East and Eastern Europe fall under Monstergirl rule.

And the developed first world nations of The United States and Western Europe and the handful developed first world Asian nations resist and fight back the monstergirl invasion. Worst case scenario, the Chief Deity and The Order do the same portal hopping and side with said first world nations giving birth to new religious faith and zealotry to boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466002
Imagine the monster of a man you'd have to be to flip an Ushi onto her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465887
ah me, i'd be slowly apporaching a big monster, sweep her then carry her off with just as a slow a gait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466044
Every western nation has wide open borders, what's stopping monstergirls from just walking in and monsterizing them from the inside out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465983
>>"well if it makes you feel better ms. lim, now that portal technology is operational we can plunder other realities."
They could start with either the Warhammer Fantasy world or the Fear and Hunger setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466044
>So: the poor third world countries of Africas, Asia, Middle East and Eastern Europe fall under Monstergirl rule.
Bapho-hands typed this.
The Middle East is going to freak out at Djinns, run a mile from Valkyries and Angels, and even Wine-gotes will be haram unlike their other gote-cousins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465887
im going to be the scariest one of all, having an unchanging grin and slow gait towards my target, casually walking through walls and doors as if they don't exist, the whole time not saying a single word
>>44466069
this would be extra common, I can imagine how many taco cats would flood California and new york city

[Anonymous No.]

I think she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466044
The fact that portals can open anywhere makes it impossible to defend against monsters.

What is to stop them from opening a portal inside the pentagon or whitehouse and sending a rape squad in
What is to stop them from opening a portal with an entrance connected to the undersea, or wonderland, and neutralising an entire area at once
What is to stop the monsterization of powerful men's wives, or powerful women
How do you deal with magic? How do you deal with lilims turning nukes into realm silver ICBMS? How do you deal with dark matter turning new york, Beijing or London into Earth's biggest orgy?
What happens when a sizable percent of your country becomes monsterised? Can you really hold the confidence of the people when people's wives and children are monsters, or are married to them? Can you hold their confidence when the monsters start offering shit like cures to cancer and reviving long dead relatives?

Most importantly.
Why would the monsters start a full scale invasion without doing immense prep work beforehand? They have masters of stealth, disguise and magic on their side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466010
Making bicorn-chan kiss you on the lips after eating out the friend she brought over

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466031
>all the monsters inside are huddled together in fear
>all but one
>to the side a lone greenworm clumsily fiddles with the lock on one of the windows
>on the other side of it is a man
>"and they have unlimited soup, salad, AND breadsticks. l'll take you every day!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466104
Yeah she is and I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466120
>>44466120
you and bicorn-chan sucking on some massive fucking milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466110
Kiki maidos with fake Ukrainian accents start turning up at refugee centres looking for a home-stay accommodation with any single Anons... and the Courts rule it is racist to lock them away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466128
Are they trying to run away from the (drunk incompetent) Z Grizzlies and Vatnik Kikimoras? Can I be a smartass son of a bitch by teasing the "Ukrainian" Kikimoras by professing my love to the Z Grizzlies and Vatnik Kikimoras?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466120
>Making bicorn-chan kiss you on the lips after [*you've both been] eating out the friend she brought over
Its about sharing together.
And Ms Haku was upset at the imprecise grammar of who was doing the eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466110
This is where the worst case scenario comes in: Chief Deity and The Order join in the fray in the side of the developed first world.

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>A panicking mouse runs into the lim's warroom
>"y-your limship, b-big news its terrible!"
>"The first waves of humans have been repelled at our bases but just barely! Only the sabbath's wizards have held off the waves with solid barriers!"
>she's just about had enough of this 'war' already but this peaked her interest, maybe now that he rabble affection starved men were held at bay they're actual military would come in and they'd have a fight?
>she couldn't wait to show up her sisters with her martial prowess and show how well she could conquer! she'd have a whole new world as her realm and make her sister cry in jealousy!
>she didn't autistically plan out this invasion for 154 years for nothing after all
>The mouse continued, "b-but the human's have breeched the portals when a hero they call 'Flo-rida man' consumed an ancient elixir they call 'Me-th' before taking an powerful weapon they call 'Jump-cables' and shorted out the barrier!"
>Lim was interested in this supposed hero, this was the stuff of legends after all, the stories she grew up with as a kid!
>"and what of the aftermath?! don't mince your words and tell me how the human hero fared!"
>The mouse girl recoiled but spoke, "This Flo-rida man" engaged with our secret weapon, the raiju corps, wearing nothing but a copper wire that trailed behind him while masturbating... He wound up married to all of them after wrestling them to the ground and having his way with them while everyone cheered..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466159
Angels would fix all societal problems so there is no reason to be upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465984
>"Free car" signs
Attracts a group of eager dragons
Disappointed when they find out there is no car on offer for free
Not disappointed when they find out what is on offer for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466010
It's not NTR if you're in on it and a willing participant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466159
If we're talking gods we have our own and they don't like sharing, order can get fucked and so can the 'Chief' Goddess (who can't even take down one uppity succ)

[Anonymous No.]

imma be honest, if portals happen, imma get m wives, who i can tell they are since they are massive, literal heads over most monsters

also gonna suck my wives titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466179
BASED FLORIDA MAN DOES IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466146
Ms. Haku arrives to correct Bicorn-Anon's bad grammar.
Discovers the Hag Learn-cow giving Anon the motorcycle-BJ is her Bad Gramma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466159
>The Order
>in the side of the developed first world.
Medieval theocracy that considers cowgirl position degeneracy, forming an alliance with the modern first world. This is gonna be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466189
you do you but I'm not willing to share my wife no matter how tempting some monsters look or how many lonely anons still exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466189
>>44466231
>It's not NTR if you're in on it and a willing participant.
>I'm not willing to share my wife
Did you not read what I typed at all and just fly into a rage because you saw those three letters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466221
IKR? not even the Catholics would have anything to do with them. That's not even getting into how much of heretics they are or the Catho's position on converting sentient non-humans.
We'd see them decrying their pope as heretics and reunification with the ortho's before they deny monsters the chance to join their church and worship.
Would be a kinda neat story, a priest sent into the portal to evangelize and having to deal with CG's angels, Devils and demons, and other monsters trying to tempt him constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466231
I don't think you understand how Bicorns work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466252
Actually, I pretty much did. Carry on, I suppose. Hardly the worst fetish around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466213
Ms. Haku watches as Bicorn-Anon grips those horns hard and cooms.
>Thinks "GIWTWM"
>Mentally corrects her own acronym to clarify which 'that' she is wishing was herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466258
We are not talking about bicorns or even mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466110
>be aerospace nerd working on a new radar system
>you're in week 3 of crunch because the project is way behind schedule and management wants to get it back on track
>at least the overtime pay is good
>you're exhausted and don't feel like cooking, so you stop at the supermarket on the way home to grab a beer and a pizza
>you'll start eating properly when this is over
>you get home, close the door, and some chick in a ninja costume walks out of the kitchen
>"I have been waiting for you, weaponsmith"
>what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466275
They are literally talking about bicorns and MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466298
Oh, then it's disgusting cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466300
Retard-kun...

[Anonymous No.]

Review excerpt of the order scriptures, from rabid order hating leanan sidhe.

Why didn't the chief god not just cast herself out of the dullest religious text in the history of religious texts? Seriously, each book following the incel goddess and her band of heros as they fight an assortment of comedically out of date depictions of monsters has been indistinguishable from the others.

>A-at least the current chief goddess is good!

"No!" Her combat abilities are dreadful; and her ability to lead humanity even worse. As I watch her cower in the heavens, I noticed every time she did a half-assed wave of her hand to bestow power on someone without showing up in person for it, and she would call it a "blessing".
I began marking an envelope everytime she did this. I stopped only after marking the back of the envelope several times. I was incredulous. Her mind is so governed by hatred for monsters and dead ages that she has no other grand plan for humanity. Later I read a lavish, loving review of her bible by the notorious LOSER top hero. He wrote something to the effect of "If these kids are reading the chief goddess at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to save humanity" And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read the order bible you are, in fact, trained to become a house husband to help save humanity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466275
>>44466300
Have you actually read any of the books or just take the memes and jokes that formed from them as actual lore about the monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466304
Yes. It's cheating on your pure and monogamous relationship in a setting about monogamy. Kc including it was a mistake and we've discarded plenty of things he's done that suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466275
Some of us are, the rest are doing the reverse-grimdark Earth invasion.
>Cross-over
Depressed Lilim is still overwhelmed with the horde of useless Karens and Feminazi Lezbos
A lone horse and rider appear [cue slow slide-guitar riffs]
>"Seems you need some help wrangling these heifers..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466316
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

if mgc is an inverted version does that mean their mmrpg are full of mgs pretending to be human boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466322
Yes, its a well known fact that many MGs will get catfished by those pretending to be boys to get free items from desperate mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466322
Yes but they are mainly Alps who seethe whenever the replies they get are YWNBAM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466304
Yeah, not even the poorest starving Mersharks are going to take that pathetic reeeeee-tarded bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466316
Bicorn, Anon and their entire consensual harem point-and-laugh at the village Reeeetard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465909
>>44465911
You must return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466367
They were a mistake and KC fucked up harder than the siths.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you offer to trim a cursed armour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466290
Dozens of mamonos wonder at such powerful Human magic when they realize these 'Comms Geeks' are suddenly fucking them on a Daki that already has their likeness printed on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466322
I wouldn't call MGC an inverted version, but men would be using voice changers online to avoid attention instead of the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466322
>tfw you play the hot new MMO, dungoen fuck
>playing a wretch, club and only loin cloth only
>meet a group of players
>put in chat "how ya doing, what are some things that I should I keep in me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466316
I was wondering how long it would take before we returned to KC dick-riding again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466382
Bicorn-Anon stretches his usual 'anthro-faces only' rule to Doggie-style a Cu Sith, while his Blackhorse waifu videos it to send to Ree-tard-kun personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466382
I want a bi bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464217
clack

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466436
All Bicorns are bi. A woman has no business being in a harem if she isn't willing to be in close physical contact with, kiss or eat out other women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466316
>monogamous relationship in a setting about monogamy
>Kc including it was a mistake
>we've
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.]

>44465893
>44466372
>post two off topic images
>tell other people to go back
the sheer audacity

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466445
Yes. Now I see you're getting angry about being gatekept again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466444
Numbers of horny truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466444
im just saying it helps if she has the same tastes as me, you know,

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466443
would

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466446
/pol/ is omnipresent, the very fabric of 4chan. Anyone who ever tells someone to go back to /pol/ doesn't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah yes, the classic shitposting tactic
"No u!!!"
Remember that instead of shitposting with the mick and other trolls you can just ALICE instead
after all, an ALICE a day keeps the doctor away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466356
>>44466423
>reetard
I thought you left after your last tantrum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466467
go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466467
https://files.catbox.moe/2wnczn.png

[Anonymous No.]

>Is birb left wing or right wing?
>She's both wings
>Silly anon. There he goes again on his strange ramblings.
>Birb not understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466443
Woah momma

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466444
This.
The peak of being a Bicorn-Anon is pounding your last load of dark-mana coom into her as she is hungrily eating the rest of it out of your happily satisfied harem.

[Anonymous No.]

Left for another couple months, how is the game coming along. Surely the first chapter is fully finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466506
Wow, she must be desperate for a co-wife to bring in a Hellhound. That's giving up the possibility of ever being the head wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44465799
>What's your favorite mamono for this?
Demon or Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466512
He dmcaed when we posted his last paywalled profile so the fags are watching the thread and reporting it. Aside from that no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466482
>>44466490

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466467
>off topic images from the /pol/ nigger: 3
the problem is when you spread politics and off topic shitposting to other boards like a pest.
/pol/ is a CONTAINMENT BOARD.
the SOLE PURPOSE of that board is to KEEP ALL POLITICAL DISCUSSION THERE
see >>44466490
we are not here to hear about how much you hate jews
we are not here to hear about who cut off their dick this week
we are not here to hear about the current president.
we are here for monster girls.
and your posts lack monster girls completely.
so yes, its YOU that needs to go back. not us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466530
make that four off topic images.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna wake up in chains and being sold to ultra meaty hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466520
how the fuck are you dmcaing anything on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466516
For a HH to accept a 'dinner' invitation she's already admitting she hasn't, or maybe even can't, get an Anon of her own, so the already married Bicorn already has the psychologically dominant position.
Bi-corn and her Husbando jointly fucking the HHs brains out just physically confirms that she's not the top-dog in the harem and her friend is figuratively and literally throwing her a bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466547
>fans in thread looking for bad think
>see it
>report it to him
>he sends dmca to jannies
that's it. They are doing it on other sites too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466566
nah thats not it

[Anonymous No.]

> 44466525
> 44466530
We finally get a thread with 2 running sub-threads and the meta-tards try to shit in it.
>>> fuck off to /lgbt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44464978
He wouldn’t like the siths tho, for anyone who sleeps with a animal shall be put to death.
>Leviticus 20:15-If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466566
yeah nah im not seeing
4chan doesnt give a fuck unless its a megacorp doing the dmcaing

[Anonymous No.]

You cannot escape from snuggle time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466578
Except 4ch does because it’s happened multiple times now. Hiroshimoot is not the same as Moot Classic and will kowtow to anybody and everybody who files a DMCA. So sorry, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466644
The NTR they would have gotten away with but I don't think anyone is comfortable with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466644
right
guess ill just have to take your word for it internet stranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466660
Entirely above my pay grade and beyond the purview of my responsibilities as an Anon.

>>44466668
You either can or continue to murmur like a paranoid schizophrenic about how the Illuminati are taking away your monster girls. Either way it’s your choice to make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466684
>Illuminati are taking away your monster girls.
Secret Society of Hebis who influence men from the shadows to only like Hebis and no other monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466684
???

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466811
i wish to have sex with this cat's meatier aunt
I bet she even has better look than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466698
I didn’t stutter

[Anonymous No.]

how does one arouse haku
with Shakespearian quotes and excerpts from ancient epics, complex mathematical theorms and their verb solving, or speaking of scienetic facts as you get closer to your haku teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466893
You're the one crying about imaginary DMCA's bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466912
DMCAs don’t affect me at all I just know that when Dragonewt got linked it was reported to KC within the day and taken down. Believe me or not I don’t really care or have the time to entertain your stupidity further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466902
>"The Moon is made of cheese. The Earth is flat. The apple fell on Newton's head because of magic, not gravity. Pig says woof. Cow says quack. The bird says oink. Square wheels are more effective than round wheels."
>And also talk like the stupid TikTok NPC trend

[Anonymous No.]

Even monstergirls that you would never think of as being physical powerhouses have the potential to be swole.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hang out with a bunch of math nerd Wonderland girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466935
thats more lean than buff, she has stick like arms and this ain't an invitation to post a roid monster
>>44466930
that's how you give them anyerusm and make them want to hatefuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466927
Who the FUCK is Dragonewt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466958
What about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466971
The new profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466971
malefs lil sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466972
now thats buff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466984
>>44466985
post it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467006
it's in the archives

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467017
scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467017
Rottweilers are goofy so this fits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467017
goofy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467017
Kingdom Hearts looking dawg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467017
>>44467051
she sounds like a female goofy
would you still tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467056
>would you still tho?
Hey a kobold is a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467056
not anymore since you made me remember that one thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467068
dog!

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, tell me the 3 monster species you love the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467071

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467080
Dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Sleepy mouse
Kung Fu mouse
"Large" mouse AKA rat brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
bunyip (x3)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Ushi-Onis, Bogeys and Shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Wendigo, Anubis and Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
wurm bogie jabberwocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
demon
dragon zombie
hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467098
If you come to the cat kingdom you're gonna have a bad time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Succubi
Foxes
Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
>cait sith
>harpy
>dragon
Dragons grew on me ever since I saw the alduin art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
>bapho
>wock
>oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Holstaur
Titania
Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467086

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467171
counter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
You damned tree rat, get out of here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Baphomet, Pharaoh, Lilim
I would switch any of them with dragon, and vice-versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
foxes, lamias, kots.
foxes are what id be happiest with, but i wouldnt mind a noodle.
and the kots were what got me into this mess so they still hold a soft spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463801
Are the Gaira covers and profiles still in the archive? I think I'm blind and can't find them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

How big is too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467189
foxes are silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467223
that depends.
are you feeling normal... or a little /d/evious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467223
No such thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Vampire, Dragon, Jurougumo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
First there that came to mind are...
Jinko (Big muscles, strong cat)
Kiki (Loving maid, dainty and cute)
Holst (Big breasts and country comfort)

Honorable mentions go to Cheshire and Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Becoming Very Clear That MGs Are Not Normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467289
who wants normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Alice, Cheshire, Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467252
Ok good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467171
NOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Kejourou, Unagi Joro, Nureonago

[Anonymous No.]

Good night, lads. Have a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
dragon zombie
demon
shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467302
gonna pull of that seal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467332
Remember to milk your cow, while not painful, she does get very sensitive when that busty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
loli tsurara, loli jabberwock, big apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467399
Is there an upper limit on that or do they just keep growing forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467432
pop

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467432
it's self-regulating to an extent because the cow assaults you eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467432
At a certain point the cow will begin to force you to milk her along with constantly leaking milk.
how they maintain mobility at such a size is a mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

Bugs, or "cuddlebugs" as I like to call them, exist on this world only to provide a convenient sorce of body pillows for men.

[Anonymous No.]

How to moths work? Like are they born moths or do they have a larval stage like papillon? Do they have their own worm monster or is it some pokemon shit? Like if instead of feeding your greenworm normal veggies, you give her the demon realm aphrodisiac fruits and cum and that makes her evolve into a moth instead? Time to go kidnap a few worms and maybe a moth. I have experiments to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467589
grayworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Salamander, Jinko, Hellhound
Yes, I have a fetish for tall women. No, I will not apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467620
I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS FAGGOT CAT

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that golems can be cool too!
You can make them out of different materials and they can get cool rune tattoos and may even have their own magical immunities!
They're also a bit easier to make than an automaton as you don't need a license for a mamano reactor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467736
anon, you dont need a license for your penis, youre getting scammed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467332
Slosh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466120
Bicorn chan should be in charge of moving my hips while I'm breeding the others. They're almost moving on their own! And I can't stop them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467620
Those aren't even that tall. There are taller girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467086
Anon, you should understand that chocolate is toxic to anyone in large amounts. A lot of things are. A human sized dog wouldn't be killed by a single bar of chocolate. Still, she probably should put it away, or at least share most of it with her husbando.
>have to eat chocolate bars that your doggy wife nibbled all over or she threatens she'll eat them herself and get sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467223
For me it's when she starts knocking walls down with her sheer size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467848
Dire Hellhound, Dire Cheshire and Demonlord Level Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467796
Yep, I don't just want a Bicorn who goes out and gets me other mamono girls, I want her to actively help me fuck them together.
Pre-fuck warmup yuri - kissing, undressing, fingering, titsucking
Presenting her to me - pressed in close behing the other girl
Still working her while I'm fucking her, kissing her, kissing me, squeezing her tits, her ass, fingering her ass while I fuck her
Turning her for standing from behind, kissing, tits to tits, fingering from the front while I fuck her from behind
Pressing her head down to suck me, forcing her to deepthroat, sandwiching her head between my cock at the front and frotting her front hosspuss on the back
Eating my cum out of her
Making her eat my waifu as I doggie her
>Do everything together
Kiss and cuddle together afterwards
HaremHoss is bestHoss

[Anonymous No.]

Do you allow your wife to collar and leash you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468027
probably not, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468027
If I'm not on my tard leash, I might corrupt an order nation or two with my angel bogie wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468027
This picture could've been great without the leash autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468027
In the privacy of the bedroom sure, never outside of the home, any kind of weird shit she might like I would be willing to try once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468027
With that body I don't really care whos wearing the collar as long as I can a taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468025
disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468027
I could try for her, but I have the feeling that it wouldn't work out. I can handle some femdom, but I feel like at some point I'd basically just become a brat. It's like a defense mechanism, when someone puts me in an embarrassing situation I start teasing them as a way to knock them off balance and stop them from further embarrassing me. She puts a collar on me, and I'd call her a pervert and end up doing everything i can think of to piss her off. Then again maybe she'd like the "damn brat needs rape correction" roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468027
No, maybe the other way around but it's a little bit cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
My heart says yeti
My brain says flayer
My DICK says the big fat fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468236
My defense mechanism is insult, drink and stab stab stab. I never got a good outcome from those interaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467705
You know what you must do Raven

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468262
Boost, close the distance and hit her with melee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468262
I do what the lady in my head says

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468257
Try laughter, works like 73% of the time. Bogies would love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468273
>Laughing at someone who tried to humiliate you
That really stupid anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is he right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468317
True but it's a forbidden opinion here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468317
Shit game, Shit MC, Shit Waifus too none of it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468317
Correct about that garbage series, not about actually good settings like MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468262
>>44468265
>Cheshire just teleports straight into your cockpit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468335
So if I fuze my flesh with my mech cockpit dreadnought style she can't get in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468269
>>44468346
succuvirus bait

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk up to lilim
>Don’t say a word
>She’s already blushing and breathing heavily

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468335
>ah yes, the pit of cock...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468317
Yes, just because she touches your dick until you like it doesn't make the relationship balanced. In MGE particularly you end up with this fucked up situation where your superior acts totally subservient until it's rape correction time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462345
>"Äbtissin Gambargina of Reichsfrauenstif is at your service. When the Emperor calls, we must answer. I take up my arm in the name of the Gottsreich Empire to put an end to all that is unholy!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468374
Shut up cat, dreadnoughts are very serious and cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468027
She says I'm prettier with it on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468395
nyahaha, I've got a cock-pit for you rrrrrrright 'ere

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468410
I'm going to PLAP PLAP that cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468371
>look at lim
>roll over
>go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Three on one is hardly a fair fight

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve been thinkin’ about them satyrs…

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468410
I won't be able to give her the dick if I'm fuzed with metal and pipes while only less than 25% of my body remain. Sorry Cheshire, in another life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468461
Everything I know about wine I learned from Sideways

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468595
Red wine with meat
White wine with fish
Rose if you're a faggots
Begin to drink when the sun rise
Close the bottle when it's bedtime
Feel good to live in country with a lot of wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468618
Would a Hellhound drink MD20/20?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468631
This is not wine, this is just some bastardized mix for people who don't like the taste of wine. Take a Porto if you want a stronger wine
To answer you, yes since they're mutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468646
Only wines I know are Mad Dog and Franzia. I think a Hellhound would laugh at me for bringing her a spacebag.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ewww, onii-chan! Your room smells like pee-pee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468669
>She then starts smelling everything in your room like a lunatic when you’re not looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468663
A spacebag?
I don't follow you anon, are you Canadian? If yes I can't help since I don't what you drink and call wine back there.
Either bring a bottle to a hellhound and she will be happy no matter what it's inside (expect weird stuff)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468595
>>44468618
alcohol is the death of nations, reject it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468686
Franzia comes in a bag in a box, sometimes the bag is silver or clear, hence spacebag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468697
Shut the fuck up mudslim, I don't want to hear about your religion here of all places.
>>44468699
Ah so like a cubi, we have the same thing here. Just take 2 big ones with 5 liters and keep them cold. She won't make fun of you for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468682
Only if she's a canine or a bug. Otherwise, she just thinks you're a gross, old man, and she's gonna tell everyone who dirty you are until you correct your behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468713
>mudslim
hit and miss, I'm not muslim, I just happen to live in a nation destroyed by alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>44466902
Just pull on her boobs and milk her like a cow, that'll be arousing to her. Hell, I bet most hakutakus are too tired of being smart, and want to just be treated like cattle or a bedwarmer and not have to worry about social mindgames or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467774
>police wan knocks on Anon's door
>"Oi, you's got a loicens on that penis?"
oh no the horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Cupid, yeti, and pyro
They just all seem so kind and lovable

[Anonymous No.]

The ‘take care and don’t burn down the thread’ anon might be my favorite ritual poster on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
batcat, gremlin and succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468393
5 minutes later Order-skank has mana-magically grown horns and a tail, and is using her sword-hilt as a dildo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468733
Eastern Europe?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, anon, it's time to choose your waifu!
Our lovely ladies for the evening are:
>reverse weeaboo kunoichi
>english is a bit broken but is still conversational
>will cook you some "American" dishes
>has a wide variety of western style games [spoilers] though mostly splinter cell, she is still all about stealth and such [/spoilers] , only the actually good ones
>bonus points if you're a man in uniform
>doesn't mind if you're a /k/ommando
>in fact she would love to go to the range as a date


>hillbilly grizzly
>a bit on the thicc side of things
>a drawl that would put most country singers to shame
>makes the best honey moonshine in all the Appalachians
>wants a man she can bring home to momma and daddy
>she is off the grid [spoilers] a literal cave [/spoilers] though she wouldn't mind having solar panels installed if it'll make you comfortable
>may or may not have a few choice words about pharaohs, dark elves, yetis, and other monster with the same thing in common
>has a farmers tan


>opera singer banshee
>amazing singing voice
>will essentially be your sugar momma, though if you do decide to get her something yourself she has expensive tastes
>will have to be taught proper undead nobility etiquette
>a bit older, even for undead standards
>will often have dinner parties around the holidays such as Halloween or Christmas
>has a soft spot for Disney movies will often sing Disney songs around the house


>small town succubus
>pretty vanilla compared to the other girls
>loves Hallmark, older cookbooks, and the like
>wants a small church wedding, has a list of baby names already
>very traditional, but has the typical succ side in bed
>dresses and makes your home very cozy
>will often invite her book club over to talk and gossip [spoilers] just harmless stuff, nothing mean [/spoilers]
>makes one hell of a meat loaf
Well, which girl will you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469041
>fucking up the spoilers this much
End my suffering now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468989
Don't humor the /tg/ pest, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469047
every time I see this pic I can only think of komi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469086
>spooder can't communicate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469047
Impressive lower fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469041
I will pass on that one. Nothing interest me in this batch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469108
Well, what does interest you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469041
>hillbilly grizzly
Giving up internet is a steep price, but sharing a culture with her is a big plus. I'll give her a chance but she needs to stop knocking over my trash can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469086
its the hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469150
true loli imp

[Anonymous No.]

What mamono besides hellhounds and p'orcs are most likely to accidentally give you poop dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469041
Eyy bby u wan sum succ?

[Anonymous No.]

catnip alraune

[Anonymous No.]

does MGE have a solid magic system ever mentioned? Or is it 'x mamano can cast this type of magic' and that's it?
I'm talking about how magic works in the world, as opposed to the many magic groups of the baphomets and their focus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469591
Sabbath grimoire has a whole section for magic. What mana is, schools of magic, specific spells, etc.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469591
>x mamano can cast this type of magic
I believe that’s the case, that I don’t think there is a “magic system” really. Though I don’t have all the knowledge when it comes to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why not sleep with the Good Sleep Sheep? With her, you'll be in a slumber so deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469041
>>will have to be taught proper undead nobility etiquette
I'm intrigued

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469781
Why do I feel granma smith is some type of eldritch abomination like Katie from Horton hears a who. Who is watching and studying the Mamonos for some strange reason before returning back to her own dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

Letting a phantom become the prime minister of Wonderland has been bad move. Now she is proposing to the queen that she should declare war on reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469803
Imma make her grow her hair out. Put me in a coma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469781
>europoor
>hate air conditioning
martsharter every single person has a air conditioner

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469150
Kots, funny Kots, bunyip, rata, kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468025
>be Anon
>lazy Sunday morning, breakfast in bed with Bicorn waifu
>"Y'know, honey, I was thinking..."
>brace for impact, here comes another crazy kinky idea, "hmmm?"
>"That 3D girl, the one who was your bitch GF before the Portals and me...we could track her down, I could mana-monsterize her, and you could fuck some sense into her this time?"
>nope, not going back to even memories of 3d shitlife, "Uh, thanks babe, but I've got more than I could ever want here", start licking her nipples as a distraction to that dumb idea
>"Okay, but I was talking to my friend Dr.Flayer and she says it can sometimes be good to have 'closure'."
>
>a few days later, she's convinced Anon to come see Dr.Flayer for some couples -counselling
> after five minutes of looking inside Anon's skull, Dr.F detaches her suckers and agrees, no way should Anon go back to that 3D
>anyway, there's still 35 minutes left, is there anything else she can help with?
>Anon: "Ok, how about you join us while we have sex?"
>Dr.F blushes bright purple, but "No, sorry Anon, I have to remain professional with my clients, or I'll lose my licence... again..."
>Anon: "No, I meant 'join-us' like a mind-meld so we each see and feel what we're doing to each other, that's permitted, right?"
>the best 2 hour 'the-rapy' session Dr.Flayer has ever conducted
>both 'patients' try to ignore the schlick ink-puddle all around her chair as they leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44470464
During the mind-meld Anon picks up some embarrassing secrets she's tried to keep hidden:
>like how jacking-off both her horns like a double-handjob sends her into a brain-melting coom
>Anon 'accidentally' grabs both her horns to stop himself 'falling-off' next time they are out riding bareback in the Park
>embarrassing public display of grovelling, crawling, begging Anon to publicly fuck her
Fun time until MGCPD get called and she convinces both of them to join in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469803
I'd rather have a qt dream demon to turn my reoccurring nightmares into sexy reoccurring nightmares. No amount of fluff will save me from my shitty subconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469047
That's really puffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44470464
>'the-rapy' session
Ms Haku frowns at the mispronunciation, but she has to allow it as a valid wordplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468027
No. She'll not wear one either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44470714
How do you feel about horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Bunyips, Bogeys, and Inari for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Dragon Zombie
Dragon
Phantom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
I wanna knock them all up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44470925
It must be pretty great with the cult following it has, but I'm no pervert if that's what you're asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467456
>>44466083
>The Middle East is going to freak out at Djinns, run a mile from Valkyries and Angels
I apologize for the late replies to this one. But can anyone care to explain? I sure as hell am not aware or knowledgeable in Islamic Faith lore. But why would Islamists and Arabs be seemingly scared shirtless to Angels and the Valkyries? Sign that Islamists and Christians really are enemies for life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471133
>I'm no pervert
Liar

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44467079
Any demon variant
Manticore
Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>44470365
There's no need to lie on the internet like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471150
"Deus Vult" of Nordic shield-maidens of Odin and Winged Crusaders of the Christian-God arrive to 'bless' the heathens...
>not exactly the 72Virgins and pretty Goats they were promised

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471270
Muslims and Christians have the same God you absolute knuckle dragger
It was literally Micheal who gave the ark to Mohammad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471270
Works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go ask old Miss Troll why she's going on three hundred now and still doesn't have any kids, let alone grandkids for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44469041
Banshee.
I think I might be a gold digger (without the divorcing part, obviously).
Wealth is oddly attractive. So is being and extremely talented singer!

[Anonymous No.]

post sex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471421

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471478
stinky lizer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471421

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471421
ms greenworm is far too racy to post

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471490
i kinda do wanna /ss/ with a nice succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471421

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471517
i do like ms kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471314
Tomatoe-Tamata on God(s) but Islam doesn't have the Western blonde big-titty Angels of Christendom and there's lot of very messy history from the Crusades to modern-times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471517
miss kraken looked horny, nipples protruding. very very disrespectful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471578
she gets like that when she sees anon. it's very mysterious

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471490
>>44471503
Demon queen x shota is best pairing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471527
ms. kraken likes you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471545
Houri are islamic in origin, and they're sweethearts.
Allegedly, if you're a very, very good boy, when you die you'll be rewarded with 99 houri wives in an afterlife of your choosing.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine monster girl stds. I bet they'd do some crazy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471833
wouldnt it be closer to MTD (mana transmitted diseases) since STDs mostly spread by people fucking multiple other people?

[Anonymous No.]

Couldn't stop myself from doodling another holywan. My headcanon is that she spawns a ring of eyes whenever she gets agitated

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471901
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

gotta push through that brain fog and finish my splice backlog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471873
?? Monster girls can have sex with multiple men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471966
yep, you're a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471973
The fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

A demon could easily trick me with a simple doughnut. Whether this means fat demon ass is up for debate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471901
Cute dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471996
Just go back to /vg/, mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472183
who?

[Anonymous No.]

Go for a casual walk

[Anonymous No.]

>Volunteer to do some errands for a dark mage
>"You've been really helpful. I think you deserve a reward. Is there aaaanything you'd like from me?~"
>I want your hat.
>"Eh?"

[Anonymous No.]

i'd be chained up by wives, not for kink but if Im left off my leash i'd dick around and cause a kingdom to fall to bogies overnight and turn into clown central
>>44472251
i'd ask for her fanciest hat

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any comfier life than one with a smug memecat and a sweet, sensual awakened Alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472199
>no hooves
looks painful

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna commit snugglehag and nobody can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472251
Magic is stored in the hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472377

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472377
I thought it was stored in the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472377
its stored in titty milk

[Anonymous No.]

Close that fridge door right now or I'm sticking that carrot where the sun don't shine

[Anonymous No.]

which is the best girl for massive ass and thighs, jiangshi, grasshopper, cocaktrice, wererabbit, or march hare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472595
me

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472628
Finally, monster girls are real.

[Anonymous No.]

Peaceful everyday life with my Kejourou wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472742
shes literaly a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472758
That is some deep and forbidden lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472419
It's stored in both

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471490
Yes
But I want to make sure we are able to talk about our feelings first before we commit to a romantic relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472419
Butt for lolis, boobs for hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472377
>tfw you see a dark mage that has a hat nearly the size of a small city

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if a guy told his monster GF that he wanted to "take it slow".
Imagine how she would sit there, holding his hand while barely able to hold back her rape instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472953
>There's a bed up there for you to sleep on if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472959
Imagine if it was a manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472962
>some kikis are there as well, keeping it clean and fixing any holes that may appear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472969
>"Just hang out a bit longer girl... You can do it..."
>"By the demon lord, the moment this fucking boy asks me if we can do it I'm shoving five fucking barbs into him. Fucking god damn he's so innocent and hot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471996
Fuck off mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472989
>The hat gets bigger and bigger after she gets a husband
>It's now the size of a large city and has many houses
>Has its own economy and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473006
>"Do....it?"
>Anon is rather special, he doesn't even know what sex or lust is at all
>And no matter what he doesn't get it, even doing lewd things without knowing it like, holding her hands, hugging her and cuddling her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44472959
>'alright, dont think about it'
>'he's cute. this is what he wants. if i rape him now it would break his heart. which would break my heart'
>"so anyways ive picked out a few restaurants if you would like to..."
>'shitshitshitshit fuck he's too cute i cant hold myself back enough im going to accidentally rape him in a few days fuck'
>"are you ok?"
>"yes, yes. im fine. just thinking about how much... i want to take it slow too!"
>"oh ok thats great, well i know your species likes meat, so i looked for a few steakhouses and..."
>"IM SORRY WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>and she's lost control.
>the next hour is the monster fucking anon while sobbing a storm while blubbering about how she really wanted to take it slow for him

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if your manamo ever gets heart pupils, it is considering to be in an "armed" state

[Anonymous No.]

>>44468027
Honestly, there's a lot of BDSM/kink stuff I'd be okay with as long as it was with someone I trusted and degradation didn't come into it/it was done in a gentle femdommy kind of way.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls love you.

[Anonymous No.]

ultra pure anon and the most sexually deviant monster girl straight from the heart of wonderland
imagine the eros meltdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473152
I'm going keep at it past the point where she has heart pupils. She's going to have to pry me off of her

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the humble elemental, the gnome. Did man not come from the earth? From gaias plentiful bounty we were nutured, and for too long we have ignored her cries. Its time to cum into the earth, plenty of single earth elementals are single and ready to cuddle.

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>>44473238
troll be betta

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473246
Ms troll has a fuck one get one off deal with her silvery haired dark chocolate gnome neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473238
Is this ai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462345
My 17-year-old snek GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473252
maybe but i need a little more to sweeten the deal, so to speak....
>>44473257
sorry anon, she be like eons old, her favorite music is tribal music from the dawn of man

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>>44473255
Random thoughts/ did not care to improve sentence structure

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471162
cute cat

[Anonymous No.]

Consider old foxes

[Anonymous No.]

Consider bold foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473265
I'm sure such a nice, earthy environment would pair well with a lovely, tall, sunflower alraune, who always faces her "sun" aka (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473284
they are my weakness, and my one of my many obsessions
>>44473308
make her a pale as death rose alraune and it would be perfect

[Anonymous No.]

Consider cold foxes

[Anonymous No.]

Consider rolled foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473359
>rolled
so fat?

[Anonymous No.]

picture taken moments before disaster

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>>44473410

[Anonymous No.]

consider mold foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44462345

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[Anonymous No.]

Holy cunny.

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>>44473308
>Sunflower alraune
>Cheerful disposition and a hopeless romantic
>Becomes more than a bit obsessive when they see a man they like
>They "wilt" if they are rejected or he moves out sight

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44473225
Who, me?

[Anonymous No.]

Submit to your robot overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

weasel
weasel
weasel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44463742
Now with color!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473641
Never!

[Anonymous No.]

Join the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473641
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hug slime girls

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>>44473676
Need me a bogie really bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473676
What does Bogey pussy feel like?
>>44473779
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473747
Huge boobs + lewd clothing really makes me horny. Succubi girls would have it really easy with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473803
those are medium breasts though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473820
COWED hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473820
t.Holst

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473820
Even better, that just means they'll be easier to find

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44471901
>starts going cross-pupiled
>trumpets start blasting
>flaming eye rings start floating around her
i could see it

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>>44471901
>Heavenhound
nice

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>>44473152
ALICE makes me heart pupil! Are the hearts in her eyes the reflections of the hearts in my eyes, or am I the mirror to her unconscious lust? Or is it bothwise? Are our eyes a hall of mirrors to the love and lust between ALICE and I?

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>>44473635
Yes of course.

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[Anonymous No.]

Boy, would sure be a shame if I was jumped by a bunch of ninjas right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473884

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>>44473884
>>44473939
Vampires can't defeat me, I'm simply too full of microplastics for my blood to ever be palatable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473954
>gramps infused with lead
>father infused with asbestos
Your silly little plastics ain't gonna stop no one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473968
Monstergirls should still try to get rid of them considering their effects on human fertility.

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>>44473225
But which ones? I only want two (2) specific girls to love me!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd try my darnedest to give her the number of kids she wants. Pshh, can't be too hard, right? What'd she want, 8? Maybe up to 12 for a nice big famil

[Anonymous No.]

The bigger the hat, the more trustworthy she is.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44474005
>8? Maybe up to 12
But that's the number for the age of monster wife you should be looking for, not family size.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg would accept to do netorase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44471545
Christendom doesn't have that either, there is only one angel mentioned in the mainstream Bible that has womanly features

[Anonymous No.]

>44474111
Weak bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474111
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474005

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>>44474194
>dragonewt
Please delete this, sir

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[Anonymous No.]

A sudden want to be patted down by MGs with paw pads, like jinkos

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44474263
That's not shirohebi. That's a kurohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that putting points in knowledge nature is very important.
It lets you tell a minotaur from a dire holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474353
Why should that matter to me? I'm not interested in either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474383
what are you interested in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474353
That information isn't as useful as it sounds. You're getting raped either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474394
Well yet but it also teaches you that just because one of them isn't rushing you down to rape you, doesn't mean you're safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474385
sex

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>>44474404
Yeah, but do you have any mamono you're interested in?

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>>44474353
>be adventurer in monster lands
>knowledge is your dump stat, it's obviously useless
>come across a white succubus
>she's wearing all sorts of expensive jewelry and has some powerful gear you'd love to have for yourself
>easy pickings

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474408
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474411
There aren't any mamono called sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473954

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474418
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474420
No! Not a diet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474194
>dragonewt
please post more sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474420
why is vamp-chan so mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474420
dear god, not my incredibly sugary and cheaply made teas, anything but those!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474420
And now you have some of those microplastics in you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474420
Imagine getting a vampire hooked on fast food through your own blood

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>>44474420
I will eat the vegatable oil and microplastics.
I will drink the high fructose corn syrup.
I will NOT become Miss Vamp's bloodbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474473
>tfw you manage to put an end to a notoriously vicious vampire's attacks because of your unhealthy eating habits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474479
schwab is very proud of you
now eat ze bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474492
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474492

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>>44474504
I WILL NEVER RELINQUISH MY WIZARD POWERS

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>>44474385
I'm going to Alice. It's settled then. Alice it is! Yay Alice!
A Cheshire is fine too.

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>>44474518
Well in that case, dropping your points into knowledge nature will allow you to tell the difference between an alice and a loli alp.

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>>44474522
Would that be nature, or arcana? Or perhaps occultism? Would you consider an alp something natural?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474526
They're all demonic subtypes so planes.

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>>44474536
Fair enough. Planar Knowledge would also be important for interacting with the most Wonderful of Lands.

[Anonymous No.]

i will be stupid and completely oblivious and fall for every trick a monstergirl does

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>>44474565
This but I'm doing it on purpose and my acting is horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>44473340
Help her out!

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>>44474565
I will be smart and aware of every of every trick a monster girl does to me, point it out to her, and intentionally fall for the trap while keeping eye contact.

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>>44474674
>"Oh, is that a snare trap? That's weird, I don't think there's any wild game on this trail. Odd that someone put one on a footpath for people, right? Big, sturdy cable, too - definitely enough to hold a person's weight. I bet if I stepped in that I'd be totally helpless until someone let me free."
>stare at her directly in the eye for an uncomfortably long amount of time
>walk directly into the snare

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>try to tease your succubus wife
>she smugly lifts you up in the air, then slams you on the bed
>Level lost
>Level lost
>Level lost
>Level lost
>Stats reset to 1.

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>>44474732
>smugly lifts you up
damn hags ...!

[Anonymous No.]

Kej~

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>>44474732
She's not gonna get much XP from me if I'm level one. Like seriously, it's a bad move for her to do that. She'll have to constantly grind me for days just to see the slightest uptick in her XP bar.

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>>44474774
Anon, I'm pretty sure that's her plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Well Anon, I thought we had made progress, but your refusal to mating press my tiny body is worrisome"
>"Doctor I just wanted an aspirin, I felt a headache coming in-"
>"And as your doctor I performed a holistic diagnosis and noticed a worrying lack of Vitamin C(unny)"
>"I don't think that's a real diagnosis"
>"Stemming from a pathological fear of little girls"
>"I am not afraid of-"
>"Yet I am lying here, butt naked, legs up, fully spread, and there's no Anon cock knocking on my cervix. How do you explain that?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474751
SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474798
"But Dr. Bapho, I want you to assault me, not the other way around."
She'll be so distracted I can take all the free lollipops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474798
>Yeah. I'd rather be fucking that cute loli alraune nurse who brought me my medicated tea this morning. She said she made it entirely herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474823
>Patient dismissed: referred to Dr. Hellcore

>>44474824
>Patient made progress: put under 24 hr watch with nurse Mossy

[Anonymous No.]

i hate cunnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474855
Only 24 hours? I don't think that'll be enough time! She'll have to move in with me, else I'll have to move into the Sabbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474890
that would be '24 hours a day', not 'one day', anon.

[Anonymous No.]

i love cunnies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i hold no strong opinions about cunnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474855
Hellcore? This sucks, I wanted a Baphomet dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474882
>>44474926
>>44474938
which of these three are telling the truth? solve this riddle and get free hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474898
The nice blue ladies told me that 24 hours in one day is not enough!

[Anonymous No.]

an investigation into a mass death in the fossil record llead to a an mg wife

[Anonymous No.]

what would a haku do if she found people are using chat gpt to make their essays

[Anonymous No.]

>>44475129
go on a rampage

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44475131
>hfw her favorite studenr did it, for a final essay
>her final essay
>Anon wakes up to a rather scary site in his college dorm
>Dr. Haku busting into his room, the shining style

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>>44475129
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
WATCH THE GRUDGE MATCH OF THE YEAR AS HAKU 'HATES AI' TAKU- SENSEI FACES OFF AGAINST AUTONOMOUS 'FUCK SCHOOL WORK' MODEL L-0V3
ONLY THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44474937
I want to do unspeakably lewd things to the eel cleft

[Anonymous No.]

>>44475148
i was thinking more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftjs7KJwbmo

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44475166
>posting a fucking American dad clip
Holy fucking reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44475153
>the whole college comes to see this epic showdown
>Slacker anon is obviously the prize, even if he is trying to get out of his restraints

[Anonymous No.]

I am.. I AM GOING TO ALICE
ON THE LAST PAGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44475163
It would be wise to take back anon, eels can become... possessive

[Anonymous No.]

is it rude to lightly nibble on scaly cow titties?