Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Forbidden love

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[Anonymous No.]

i desire to be called a damn sexy savage by a noble monster girl while I nochantaly grope her

[Anonymous No.]

>Please you are destroying my spine
>THEN DONT CALL ME A HAGON IDIOT

[Anonymous No.]

BBQ time

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>>44450131
>destroying my spine
someone didnt drink enough steel wurm milk

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hellwan love

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>>44450208
>>44450138
What if hellwans had fire coming out of their ears instead of their eyes?

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>>44450208
fluffy hoonds

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has anyone drawn a combo of hellhound and bogie?

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>>44450276
hogie

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>>44450276
No, but there's the Bogiecore.

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>>44450138
my BBQ skills are famous, I can't wait pull all the beeg carnivore monsters with my delicious chops and sausage
>>44450106
>gacha
I am disappointed, you know?

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>>44450289
hogie eating a hogie while balancing on a ball shaped hogie

also what would her demeanor be like now

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>>44450106
>Beast woman supremacist about to rape human male who worried about her
Then she's not an beastfolk supremacist if she's willing to sleep with a human.

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>have holst wife
>she gets jealous that you are looking at other monstergirls
>she starts putting her highly caloric milk into your every dish to make you look fatter

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>the janny from /mere/ has finally tracked you down

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>"Anon, come to my office, it's time for some correct- I mean it's time to discuss your future with the company..."

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>"Is it true what they say? Court Alf's justice system and laws is played out in a literal Opera House and court proceedings and trials are played out as dramatic shows?"

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what if gato was big

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Here's the after rape if you guys care.

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>>44450417
>So has the other janny
>Now you're in a mexican standoff

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>>44450572
from where the 'ti gets her scarfs

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>23
what if i dont know where is it be there nmot in the thing?

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>>44450630
ESL-sama... I kneel.

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>>44450106
>>44450521
What’s the story? The wolf woman loves the man but her own racism refuses her admitting to herself or something?

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>>44450621
big fluffy snow spiders

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imagine only bogies and bogie hybrids come out of the portals

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>>44450826
i don't want to get styled on that hard

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>>44450503
looks better than profile.

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>ywn be your waifus guinea pig for her new spells

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>44450883
Stop replying to yourself, /trash/cuck.

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>Hellhounds
They literally stink horrendously. Imagine mixing wet dog, sulfur (rotten eggs), and poop together. And then take that smell and burn it a bit. That's what you're going to be cuddling every night with a hellhound wife. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. They probably smell worse than some of the mamono that live in filth like beezles, devil bugs, and akanames.

Seriously consider a different canine instead like anubi, kikis, or even kobolds. Better yet, opt for felines like sphinxes, cheshires, or jinkos if you want a muscle girl.

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tl;dr

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>>44451019
You read it.

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Alright /mgt/, it's open mic night at the local nightclub! What song do you sing/act do you perform?
Then, roll 1 to see who your song has attracted!
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>But I can't sing!
Don't worry, the club is ran by a Gandharva who will magically grant you the ability to perform perfectly!
I'd go with https://.youtube.com/watch?v=6EyNjmspx64 and seem to have gotten the attention of a Creeping Coin!

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>>44450641
you know the thing be not be there from the thing .,something like it.

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>>44450991
Ok Ms jinko we get it you don't like dogs

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>>44451053
>Bicorn
Oh no no no

I also know fuck all about songs so the horse is picking, gonna assume she's gonna pick some gay ass love song

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>>44451053
Take Me Out or Dark of the Matinee by Franz Ferdinand.
I'm a decent singer, good enough that people don't tell me to shut up.
>Sphinx
I'm happy with the result. Question cat is an A-tier girl.

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>>44451053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqazV4hbu8E
>dhamp
what have I done...

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>>44451088
you can't escape the chunni anon

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>>44450572
I love meaty hags

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>>44450572
the sheer size of them boy-grabbers

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Racist elves

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Picture, if you will, a hybrid of Kejourou and Bogey

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>>44451053
>Demon
I go with the joke song choice of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
or for a serious note https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bSwPRz2itQ

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>>44450909
It's just a cute monster girl, calm down.

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>>44451053
>Satyros
Ok but when I get drunk (and I WILL), will the bird blessing still work or will I get thrown out due to horrible drunken singing

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1 mofu
500 yen

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>>44451053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYWdF8SM2vs
>gremlin
I was betting on a hellhound but I'm not complaining.

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>>44450870
how are bogies gonna style on you?

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>>44451053
https://youtu.be/2Ko9TpduOhE?si=7JaiTSRkhT1aNRmj
>Nurarihyon
Why is she here I want to be alone

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>>44451053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpjo8_MN2xg
miss ghandarva's magic lets me dual wield guitars right
and something about the searing electric riffs at the end seems to interest an ocelomeh

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>>44451053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApfN1jHWS5c&list=RDMM&index=3
is my choice of song
seems like I attracted a mist continent p high p'orc

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How about a little lottery? Pull a seal and you might find a prize on the other side.

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>>44451455
it just says rape on the back and she's looking at me funny

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>>44451455
what is 5 litters supposed to mean?

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>>44451455
Pull them all, no monster should be chained. Except between two consenting and well minded adults.

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>>44451455
>Tonight you will get your dick ripped off
That doesn't sound right.

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>>44451053
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NolF1yCK33c
>Arachne

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>>44451455
why did they seal a cow with a big fluffy tail?

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>>44451501
Weird
I got a discount on teriyaki fries

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>>44451507
When you have an assignment due you got to seal up your fox

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>>44451498
rehabilitating ancient evils is rewarding work

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>>44451533
she a cow, if i peel back the seals on her tits she starts lactating

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>>44451455
i got "oyakodon". sweet! never had that before. looks like her daughter is gonna make it too!

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why is kobold a dog

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>>44451612
old ass dnd

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why is anon a virgin

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>>44451627
Magic

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Why is the Cheshire round?

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Unga bunga

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>>44451665
She eats icecream all day

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Unga bunga

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>>44451665
Because she teleports everywhere instead of walking.

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>>44451689
the guide arrows are pretty handy in case you forgot where to sex

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nobody cares about devil bug

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>>44451627
Because he hasn't had sex

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>>44451455
Do I get an extra special prize if I pull the one off her crotch?

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>>44451689
>Unga bunga
Where is she from?

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>>44451701
hey, that's not fair. some people actively dislike her

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>>44451720
remember to drink lots of water

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I tried watching monster girl doctor but the animation quality kept grating on me and I had to stop.

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>>44451730
thought we wouldn't notice huh anon?

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>>44451689
>Sorry, honey. I'm not in the mood.
Surely she will respect that

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>>44451730
A lot of anime, especially ones with monster girls that are usually isekai, are total shovelware that are hard to watch.

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>tfw no bird monstergirl

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>>44451756
How dud monster musume do it?

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>>44451763
Bird?

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>>44451807
man, he got good.

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>>44451790
By not being isekai shovelware trying to cash in on this trend that has outstayed its welcome. Jobless reincarnate is good though, and that has some monster girls.

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>>44451848
>Jobless reincarnate is good
I don't believe you

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>>44451689
I'm going to tell her that I'm hungry and to make me a sandwich and to stay in the kitchen like a woman should, surely nothing could go wrong

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Hey. You come here often?

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tom

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>>44451908
One thing I do appreciate about greenworms is that their hair is always drawn really fluffy looking

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>>44451922
floof makes it harder for birds to swallow them

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I can only be TOM'd by soft kots

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>>44452013
KITTEN'd

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I want to give a kejourou a scalp massage and play with with her hair to the point where she loses her composure and can barely form coherent sentences.

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>>44451673
Because round pizzas fit in the square pizza-box

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>>44451074
Probably something ironic like "Jolene" or "Like a Virgin".
>Spicegirls "If you wanna be my lover..."

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>>44451074
>>44452311
And then she goes full weeb by singing the first OP to Fist of the North Star

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>>44451665
>>44451673
>neet cheshire goes out to get a man, she's feeling confident today
>puts up her best joke
>only gets a blank stare back
>awkwardly dismisses herself
>back at home
>on the couch with a tub of ice cream for comfort
>decides she's feeling confident a week later...
a vicious cycle.

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>>44451053
I'm going to sing One Night in Bangkok because I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
>Mucus Toad
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble...

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>>44451053
>Ushi
>Apophis
>Manticore
I don't want to sing. I'd rather get the fuck out of this nightclub.

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>>44452444
Sing a song that they’ll all hate!

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>>44452474
Mmmm

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>>44452474
>can't sing a sad song, they'll take it as you pleading for help and bumrush the stage
>can't sing an angry song, they'll think you're gonna hurt yourself or others and rush the stage
>can't sing a song about being unfaithful, Eros will have a Cupid shoot an arrow through your skull
>can't sign a happy song, they'll think you're being cute
>can't even sing a racist song because they'll take it as a challenge and try to "correct" you.
Again I choose to instead slip out the back and get as far away from those horrid beasts as I can get.

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>>44451053
>Sing something from Alestorm or Gloryhammer
>Attract a Shirohebi
I'm a skinny nerd who would make a poor power metal album hero or a pirate of anything except the digital seas, but I can put my heart into something I like. Maybe sing Wizards and learn the skills that should be possible in a post-mana world.

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>>44452523
But what if that happy song has lyrics about bright, sunny days and asking for consent?

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>>44452557
They'll just laugh and jeer about how you going onto that stage to begin with counts as consent!

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>>44452563
Damn. Crafty monster girls...

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>>44452444
If you try to run the grape snake and bat cat will fill you with enough venom to make the ushi blush anon

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which monster would be the retro choice?

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>>44452523
>I choose to instead slip out the back
That always works until someone notices you trying to get away. Good luck with the alert phase.
The best way to not be embarrassed at the night club is to not go at all. Well, unless you're teleported there by force.

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>>44452588
Catgirls and foxgirls are the oldest girls around.

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>>44452586
I don't like them though. I'll just wait until someone else goes up and leave when they're all distracted with the fresh meat.

>>44452613
You never know with those monsters, one wrong internet search could get you teleported right in the heart of some dingy club full of them!

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>>44451053
But I don't want to sing in front of people, and my favorite songs are all sad or angry. Nobody wants to listen to someone sing a call for help anyway.

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>>44452613
Never trust that satyros brand beer, they cross promoted with Eros winemakers to get some teleport spells on popular beers that single men drink. Doesn't help its the only thing on the market that doesn't taste like piss

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>>44452664
Imagine drinking a weird ass craft beer that is suspiciously cheap and you end up getting teleported to MGE

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Just don't drink alcohol! They can't get you that way!

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>>44452664
>friday night
>another weekend alone
>flip on monflix and crack open a cold one
>you're now on an unfamiliar couch in an unfamiliar living room
>a fluffy, lumpy couch
>except when it moves you realize it's not a couch
>you're resting on the coils of a fluff snek
>you stare at her and she stares back
>excited bunyip noises

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>>44452694
>Get a latte
>Get teleported to a farm with lonely cows
>They have demonic sliver guns to make sure you can't escape

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>>44452712
I'm biting my tongue off and drowning in my own blood. I refuse to be treated like a walking piece of meat.

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>>44452712
Ah, yes. Good ol' Wisonstroit.

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>>44451053
>Cyclops
https://youtu.be/I3L17cr37TQ?si=-Ebd3wfkBu0ZBtNs

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>>44452727
>Anon tries this
>They immediately stop him and start cuddling with him
>repeating over and over how much they love him and want him to be happy

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>>44452702
>excited bunyip noises
~Aboo!~

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>>44452702
Nice, can she give me more booze? I need to be drunk to speak with people

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>>44452739
I'm gonna still do it! I've gone this far, it's too late to go back!

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>>44452789
That's okay, because she'll hardly be able to speak to you either! Once she stops vibrating and enters predator-mode I'm sure she'll find more productive uses for your mouth anyway.

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>>44451053
Didn’t know there were wurms that liked Journey, kinda endearing though

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>>44451061
she should lose some weight, but tiddy can stay

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>>44452523
Just sing something nonsensical like a Neil Cicierega plunderphonics song. Can't go wrong with Piss or Wow Wow. Just avoid Bustin' because all that'll do is make any ghosts present extra horny.

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dont trust australian monstergirls

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I don't want to stand no discussion about posting human looking youkai, so I won't post a picture here, but which powerful monster would do this >>44428110.
Basically letting you bang her with a condom only to teleport the contents straight into her womb later?

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>>44452892
Succubi, obviously.

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>>44452892
Dark mages
Also 2hu is always allowed I'm pretty sure

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>>44452903
would the smaller ones be powerful enough?
>>44452906
yeah, that's what I thought, but wouldn't teleporting something inside a person be more difficult than a regular teleportation?
also some people really don't like seing human looking youkai ITT and I don't want to cause any ruckus

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>>44452712
Joke's on you, I planned for this and have my own demonsilver levergun and six-shooter! I will no longer need content myself with cowboy action shooting at the range, I can finally experience my very own Wild West showdown at the Moo-K Corral! YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS
*spurs jingle jangle in excitement*

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>>44452926
>would the smaller ones be powerful enough?
Succubi are fucking experts at sex magic you fucking clod.

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>>44452937
Kill yourself and I mean this genuinely

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>>44452940
teleportation is sex magic? that explains why I can't do it despite being a wizard already

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>>44452955
If it's during sex it counts as sex magic.

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>>44452949
I said demonsilver guns, not real ones you fucking retard. Go stretch your neck with a noose, shitposter.

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>>44452861
Why would you say such a thing? They just want to love you.

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>>44452959
but the picture in the related post is after sex!

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>>44452964
I don't give a shit about the guns part retard, using *action* is pure faggot shit and from how defensive you are about your shit-tier post it shows how much of a waste of life you really are. Now kill yourself, please.

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>>44452969
Ah, but you forget that cum is involved and as such gives Succubi a loophole to use sex magic because cum is a product of sex!

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>>44452969
why must hebi give me that look?

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>>44452949
>NOT wanting an honest-to-god, Texas-style, cowboy throwdown, western shootout
I guess you just stick with your point bits of steel then, anon. What's it like having such banal taste?

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>>44452984
I see now, you are indeed correct.
>>44452987
You did not distribute enough dick to her today.

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>>44452949
You seem like an awful person. I mean this genuinely. You need to work on yourself if you ever want to be deserving of waifu

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>>44452999
I'd rather have that without faggots like >>44452937
posting like we're on deviantart or some shit.

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>>44453017
I think you just need to take a deep breath and ask yourself if this is really worth making a scene over.

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>>44453015
Mad that I told some *action* using faggot to rope himself like he should? If anon isn't going to delete his post then he can at least kill himself for ruining a halfway decent idea like he did.

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>>44452987
There are two kind of hebi, the ones that blast you with fire and the ones that just give you "the look". Many people would say that the fire is easier to deal with.

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>>44453028
If you want tumblr-tier faggotry try going fucking anywhere else but here. People posting like that have been told to kill themselves for over a decade and if you're that assmad over your boyfriend getting called a faggot you should try posting on a different website.

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>>44453073
You only need to reply to me once, anon.

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>>44453069
The look in question

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It appears the shitposter has returned to stir up the thread. And here things were so cozy. Let's ignore him and discuss which mamono would look best in dusters.
the answer is lamia. Maybe hellhounds.

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>>44453096
>dork
I wanna kiss this dork!

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>>44452987
>>44453069
I bet they even wiggle a little bit

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>>44453107
>Say "I love you" after the kiss instead
I've ruined everything!

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>>44452937
but what will you do when the manticore banditos arrive?

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>>44453099
>newfag pretending people weren't told to fuck off for using *action* shit before this place was infested with /vg/ trannies and /tg/ refugees.
You have to go back. Hilarious how you keep ignoring what the actual point is and how talking about western gunslinging with monster girls isn't the issue.

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>>44453148
Who cares about demonic sliver guns? Seriously why?

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>>44453121
redo it, the audience won't mind and the director will be very glad

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>>44452949
Not who you replied to, but don't worry. I will kill myself.

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>>44453148
Not him anon. Why don't you have your meltdown somewhere else.

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*holds up spork*

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>>44453099
It was so nice too. Cute yip and hebi content and then anon decides to announce that he forget his meds. It really seems like they target the comfy threads.

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>>44453110
Hebis do not 'wiggle', they undulate sensually

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hebis are STUPID
i want the dragon girl

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*invades her Onni-chan's lab*

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>>44453185
>I'm not getting my way and everyone is making fun of me so I'm just going to do the thing I don't like over and over
Behold. The tantrum.

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>>44453200
That was my first post after 3 hours. But I agree, *actions* open doors for a special kind of cancer.

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>>44453164
Nobody, faggot. That's not the issue with Anon's post. He writes like some nigger faggot from reddit and uses *action*s like a tumblr tranny.

>>44453174
>not him
Sure you're not, tumblrite. Go write your trash somewhere else that might like using dogshit *action* formats like /vg/ or wherever the fuck you came from.

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>>44453194
Sorry, the best I can do is a wurm with switch tendencies.

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>>44453200
*angers you again*
Woops, don't mind me and my... BIG... EROTIC... GIRTHY... posts
*hits submit*

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>>44453223
that's okay, as long as she's cute

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>>44452588
succ if you are feeling religious, cat if you are feeling wild, fox if you are feeling like a smug motherfucker.

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>>44453219
The only cancer I see here is anon having his tantrum. Why does it always feel like this is how these sorts of things play out?

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>>44453248
>I'm not the cancer, the people making fun of me are the cancer!
>>>/vg/
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
go

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>>44453248
He's gatekeeping you absolute dunce.

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>>44453248
You don't understand, anon. How will we know how badly we need him if he doesn't shit the threat up for hours?

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Black Diablos has come to your thread to break shit

[Anonymous No.]

We could argue, or we could post black harpies.

What will you choose?

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>>44453280
But we're already broken after Godzilla fought a Tarrasque!

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>>44453267
Retards like you are the reason why we have the mick posting here like he's in good company.

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>>44453293
I chose hellwan.

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>>44453297
Honestly sorta seems like you're in the minority here. But I get it, admitting that hurts and you'd rather double down. This isn't your discord server.

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I shall post one(1) Kejourou and do so again in a couple of hours.

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>>44453328
>anyone who doesn't want shit-tier newfaggots and retarded furries ruining a monster girl thread are the minority
Played your hand too hard, outsider. Fucking kill yourself.

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>>44453328
I just want him to stop. Gatekeep the important things like NTR or the other garbage. Having a meltdown over some action in a cowboy post is just autism.

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>>44453342
something something pretending to be retarded
something something actual retards believe they're in good company
- Druella, probably

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>>44453334
I shall respond with one (1) more Kej and reply to your next post with the same.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope that when I wake up from my nap I'll be nabbed by a monster girl

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>>44453342
Both are shit and if you do either you need to fuck off. It's really that simple. You want to post like a deviantart-tier faggot then do it somewhere else just like if you wanted to post about having your monster wife fuck 60 niggers while you watch.

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>>44453300
Imagine a Hellhound in the wild captures a guy and takes him to her rape cave, and then she remembers she has to feed him and thinks hard what to bring him.

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You know what? Fuck you.
>Ungrapes your apophis

[Anonymous No.]

Post brats in need of husband correction

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>>44453382
this is just cherry apophis

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>>44453365
Wannie is not stupid, she'd only kidnap a man that can grill.
Then she'd make the same perplexed face, when she realizes she doesn't own a grill or even charcoal, because she's actualy stupid.
>>44453360
I wish you that from the bottom of my heart, Anon.
>>44453382
This happens to an apophis that was bitten by a pharaoh.

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>>44453362
cum bending

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>>44453382
Thanks, I hate it.

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>>44453280
That knee looks like a gigantic third nipple for some reason

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>>44453342
It's the mgt special. Mentally ill anons complain about how lonely they are and how much they want loving waifus, and then demonstrate exactly why they don't.
All you can do is ignore it and hope janny cleans it up or he gets bored.

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs are so starved for physical love. Their anatomy makes it such that hugs, cuddles, and the like are difficult. They grow up receiving little in this department, so when they reach adulthood, this deprivation manifests in different forms.

Centaurs go berserk at the slightest touch and rape you in a frenzy, blaming you later, demanding you take responsibility.
Unicorns turn into super perverts obsessed with porn, fantasies, and smut.
Bicorns do the same but take it up a notch with their cuckoldry.
Nightmares become stealthy midnight rapists, enacting their depraved fantasies with you through dreams.
Whitehorns become sinister and learn the art of drugging and date rape. Don't eat the cookies or drink the hot chocolate.

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>>44453382

[Anonymous No.]

Horse pussy, worst pussy. It had to be said.

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>>44453412
>replying to yourself after playing your hand with wanting to push more acceptance for furfaggots and other low quality posters
Kill yourself, /vg/ trash.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how much better the world would be if all the anons had a warm yeti to snuggle. She wants you to be happy anons, why are you so angry all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453421
OH MY

[Anonymous No.]

Hello my friends. Let us post wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453382
>>44453421
These are frying my brain and I'm enjoying it?

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>>44453442
Honestly, you answered your own question.

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>>44453421
>unblues your succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453421
N-no! Demons have blue skin and that's that! Stop tempting me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44452824
Speaking of each other past and why we are so antisocial? I need that a lot but only a unreal fantasy monster girl can provide it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453421
I will not succumb to caramel demons
I will not succumb to caramel demons
I will not succumb to caramel demons

[Anonymous No.]

Most anons here will end up with flayers with how deranged we are, and it's a good thing. Flayers best girl

[Anonymous No.]

Only schizos need flayer therapy. The power of love and mamonobanana fixes everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453506
There are no portals, only one very nasty man sorrounded by a cadre of nasty people Who never get off twitter and discord except to come here

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>>44453515
Yeah yeah yeah now get back into your panties tentacle form

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453517
Mickuel please

[Anonymous No.]

i will never be a squid

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>>44453524
If I was forced to chose then I would go Night Gaunt.

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>>44453531
What about a kid?

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>>44453506
Real talk. Despite everything, I genuinely want even the most unhinged anon here to find love and happiness. It's one thing to say they don't deserve it and another to say the don't "deserve" it. If it takes a yeti or succ therapist, or the slimy embrace of a mind-flayer to help them, then I want to see them get that help.

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>meds
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453530
Why does my service wan not wear pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>Ittan momen gets stained in the wash
>Hair and skin color changes accordingly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453563
Not everyone can find a loving Shog.

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>>44453541
that's how marriage with a Flayer and Dark Mage looks like. you're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453537
Oh, OH! Speaking of which, I stumbled on a really old AO3 story that was pretty good.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13629336

Just working my way backwards through the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453563
The real cringe is liking Shoggoths. I'm not turning into a fucking slime boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453604
Just go with a Nureonago instead if Shoggoths are too much for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453604
Don't be dramatic anon. Shogs aren't going to change who you are. You will still be you.
You will just be goo, too.

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>>44453604
Rude, shogs are best. Flayer shog chimera best girl in the Omniverse. >>44453546
Me too anon, one of the biggest appeals of MGE is everyone getting a happy ending even people I hate. It's one of the reasons why I get really sad when people on these threads are really hateful, monster girls in MGE would want us to love each other to some extent. >>44453541
Why her? Is it the submissiveness?

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>>44453636
>monster girls in MGE would want us to love each other to some extent
My dream is that being incubi would give us the same strong yet broad sense of community that mamono have. We would see the mamono as "wives" and "females" while other incubi would be "brothers" and friends. In doing so, we'd lose the part of ourselves filled with rage and cruelty and end war forever.
A man can dream.

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>>44453530
I need my irish sith to get me citizenship through marriage. please understand.

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>>44453626
I gladly would, at least a Nureonago wouldn't force me to change into something I don't want to against my will.

>>44453630
I don't want to be a goo boy, If I wanted to be turned into a monster I wouldn't be a fan of MGE and only MGE when it comes to monster girl settings.

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>>44453714
>If I wanted to be turned into a monster I wouldn't be a fan of MGE and only MGE when it comes to monster girl settings.
Might be the most retarded take I've ever read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453563
>noooo kiki don't take away my piss jars
>W-what's the axe for?
>nooooo don't cut off my internet
>nooooo I don't want my pills no matter what Greila says aghhhhhh I don't wanna be normal

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>>44453671
I would sooner bash the mick and every other /vg/ vermin's head in than call those subhumans my "brother".

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453743
I hope we get milked and broken in by cats side by side, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453743
It's okay anon. Miss mindflayer will give you a hug and then everything will be better. You'll be so much happier not carrying all that weight around.

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>>44453727
Every other setting either has monster boys, snuff, cuckshit or a multitude of other trash and until KC's retarded fumbles with Wonderland and Chaos girls MGE had it pretty good and it still is objectively the only good monster girl setting out there.

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>>44453747
I'm literally dying. I forgive everything you've done for writing that.

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>>44453762
>>44453747
>>44453753
>/vg/ trash circlejerking because shitting up a thread that doesn't like them is le epic
Kill yourselves. You faggots post like twitteroids trying to browbeat everyone into accepting their retarded opinions.

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>>44453671
lmao, no. you can take all that brother nonsense and stick it, me and my Hellwan wife will be holed up in a cave somewhere while I write my manifesto decrying technology while hypocritcally using said technology and having a very insane mixture of religious beliefs varying from Esosteric Odinic Rite to Kali and Jesus that contradict impregnating a monster but since I see her as a human it's fine.

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>>44453776
>Anon, mere moments before being taken away to snuggle his new (cat?) wife

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>>44453742
>lalalala I cant hear you I am turning my mastah into a functioning member of society lalalala

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>>44453788
>you can take all that brother nonsense and stick it
why you gotta be so mean

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>>44453814
because you're a fucking faggot that should kill himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453814
>Actively trying to avoid other humans by living in a cave is mean
I do not understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453801
>Master commit suicide after 3 days of office work
Wow who could have guessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453460

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453832
It's no different than you hiding in that cave alone and denying your waifu her life with you. You're denying the rest of the world the opportunity to get to know and learn from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453839
>Another human who thinks he can run from his problems.
You will find that death is not the end and your problems will follow you past the mortal coil.

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>>44453864
>anon wishes to die angry and unfulfilled
>"No," says lich

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>>44453842
Yes, it is about time KC drew a new cait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451053
I sing Beast of Gevaudan by Powerwolf
https://youtu.be/po-u-V6GiEk?list=RD7FW4F5bi2Nc
>Cockatrice
Wot?

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>>44453864
Oh boy I sure hope this lich brings anon back without making any wacky modifications to his sexual organs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453882
Anyone who gets a lich is obligated to sing "Resurrection by Erection"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453908
this

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>>44453864
Damn, I'm sure that being forcefully resurrect to get back to work in your office is great and wouldn't make anon jaded and bitter. I'm sure he won't go crazy and slaughter the kiki who dragged him into this nightmarish hell before killing as many random as possible. If

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>>44453801
shogg will turn anon into a based schizopilled chad, meanwhile kiki will turn anon into a wage cuck
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.]

Noooooooooo I don't want to have kids and be a father!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453671
This is nice. I wish I could live in that world too.

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>>44453900
Like the old resurrection comes at a great cost, but your equipment just gets bigger/potent depending on how horny the lich is that day. Too much and you'll just get tossed to a buff zombie/reaper handler, however, no one can escape death for that long on purpose.

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>>44453671
Sounds nice, I mostly just want to be happy in a world where people are happy.

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>>44453951
>before killing as many random as possible. If
Oh thank goodness. Eros special forces finally got him. I'm sure he'll be much better after his reeducation.

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>>44453953
Way to out yourself as a subhuman /vg/ troglodyte, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453954
Same. Monsters need to stop pushing fatherhood on us single males, it's too costly and time consuming. There's better uses of our time.

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>>44453969
I try to erase the last part but I will post since you comment on it :
If anyone from the other side portal read that, know that I'm serious. Don't put me back in the wage cage.
>Verification not required

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>>44452539
>>Attract a Shirohebi
Not picking something by Whitesnake.
>https://youtu.be/WyF8RHM1OCg?si=XNHOPykEgbcvOy57

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453973
Don't insult me in such a way Anon, I am not a /vg/fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454000
Sure you're not, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454000
>>44454005
I have an idea, why don't we not lose the good vibes we have going and make the waifus sad? be nice to one another.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna join the MGCPD so I can hang out at the cop bars and give monsters frustrating tickets

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454011
Go back to R eddit mister wholesome faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Post loli monsters to scare away the /vg/ trannies.

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>>44453414
>Centaurs go berserk at the slightest touch and rape you in a frenzy, blaming you later, demanding you take responsibility
Slap her ass after spending weeks practicing to do that vault-onto-her-back from behind move.
Giddyup!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons, play nice or the Bogies will come visit

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>>44454037
Shit, I'm a hagbro. Don't have many loli monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454036
You caught me. I'm sorry. What I meant to say was: "Why can't you just be fucking happy, you piece of shit?"

[Anonymous No.]

I will never understand how a setting with unconditional love being at its core attracts so many angry hateful people, I understand lashing out I'm a bitter sad and angry person too but not like that
I hope flayers and bogies give us all correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454059
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454037
are shortstacks okay?

[Anonymous No.]

Anons will get a hybrid of a Bogey and Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454059
Fuck off already, you're not funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454067
Nope, they'd be fine normally but /vg/fags are terrified by actual lolis so shortstacks won't be good enough to scare them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454036
Flayer pit NOW!

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>>44454059
while the setting does have unconditional love, it also has some stuff that people don't like due to personal tastes. Expecting it to please everyone is rather naïve

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>>44454053
Why not bring some life to the thread by drawing some monster girls?
https://files.catbox.moe/8qr9uv.png
>>44454059
The kind of person who gets really into monster wives is also going to be the kind of person who goes absolutely insane at other people, go figure.
>>44454067
dunno, but here.

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>>44454059
Judging by the last hour, there's at least a few of us who want to live in a world without this crap. I just want peace, love, and happiness for everyone.

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>>44454104
The guy raging now is off his rocker, but you are literally the last person to be saying anything about people being insane, lmao

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>>44453421
Eww bad color palatte!
Change her bits to red at least! Or post the red demon.

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>>44454118
That's a load of shit, you only started pushing this when anons started clowning on faggots like *action* spammers and that furnigger Mick. Why not just admit you want anons to just accept furshit and other low quality garbage being pushed here so we can be your /vg/ offshoot thread?

[Anonymous No.]

A loli a day keeps the shitposters at bay

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454158
dummy shog

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>>44454065
Naw
>>44454084
Oh I'm not making a joke, I'm dead serious. I think most Anons here would end up with a flayer or demonic energy shit.
>>44454130
NTA but I don't really like furshit, I don't like Mick but I don't hate him like the rest of the people here. I genuinely want the dude to get help I feel really bad for him, I know what it's like to suffer that intensely from stupid benign stuff. The post I made earlier was just kind of me venting frustrations, monsters are sweet and loving and I feel like we should represent that to some extent you know? Maybe I'm just extremely mentally ill I dunno

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>>44454212
>he's still posting
consider suicide.
posting another cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454212
You're a good person, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454037
Posting Sabbath belly.

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>>44454230
>encouraging suicide
are you a wisp?

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>>44454130
Not him, anon. You finished yet? This is embarrassing now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454212
Honestly this bit of coziness after anon whined about the action thing has been really nice and I'm glad you posted it. There is nothing wrong with >>44454118 or any of the other anons who try to be better people for their waifu. I know several of us volunteer or get therapy, so taking care of yourself isn't unheard of here.

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>>44454212
>I genuinely want the dude to get help I feel really bad for him
You shouldn't feel sorry for him. Aside from the mental illness around his grudges against KC and his allies, he's genuinely a shitty, self-centered faggot and before the feud with KC he was every annoying both here and in the previous place he posted in before finding this thread.
It's just that only the final schizo meltdown made more people start recognizing him, but he really didn't change that much except for gaining some sort of public humiliation fetish.

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>>44454212
>Unironically a faggot
God, keep your feminine emotions for yourself and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following

https://litter.catbox.moe/zacut9.png

https://litter.catbox.moe/tq3r3a.png

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>>44454275
>except for gaining some sort of public humiliation fetish
Exactly. He's clearly the only on here who thinks it's a big deal but he just has to have the last word. We've been meming on him about flayers and Eros camps but he doesn't take the hint. Why can't he just stop and not have to have the last word and ruin these cozy threads day after day?

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>>44454275
>KC and his allies
Kek, who would say it like that? You fighting a war?

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>>44454289
I've got to clarify: are we talking about the cait sith poster or the asshole who's been shitting the place up over action or whatever he's on about? Honestly don't care about the guy with the cait waifu, he's pretty chill at least.

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>>44454292
No, that's just how schizo mick sees things, I forgot to add quotes around "allies"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454311
>he's pretty chill at least.
Nice try mick you cancerous fucking faggot. Get caught in a car bomb you failed abortion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454319
the text/image juxtaposition here is sublime

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454311
>Honestly don't care about the guy with the cait waifu, he's pretty chill at least.
I wouldn't consider that quest to get noticed by KC-sempai chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454332
The only good furnigger is a dead furnigger. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a good tip. Just filter the word "Mick" and you'll see far less garbage. When the idiot jumps on the next word: rinse and repeat. See:
discord tranny
meds
go back
mick
???

We deserve better threads.

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>>44454348
Or the irish furfaggot (you) could just kill himself and we could have a halfway decent thread again.

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>>44454341
Protip: janny never looks at the context of posts outside the specific threads he monitors, and phrases like "nigger" and "kys" make you more likely to get targeted by him than the recipient, no matter how bad he is.

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>>44454370
Suicide is wrong anon and would make the waifus sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454348
do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454411
It depends who you ask.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there an mg you love more than anything else in the world?
One you want to marry and live together with in eternal happiness?

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to tell we're being raided by /trash/ or /vg/ cretins is when the same two or so posters go back and forth espousing that anyone who pushes back is the real problem after one of their buddies gets called gay. Once you notice this it's impossible to not see it's a deliberate demoralization attempt to make people give up and just let them spam furshit and other nonsense here that hasn't been tolerated since these thread got kicked to /jp/ back in 2013.

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>>44454448
Without a doubt.

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>>44454348
The only reason you would continue arguing about this and taking the side of well known vermin is if you're one of them. Neck yourself retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451743
You go months or even years without catching on.

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>>44454471
Honestly, given how you're literally the only one still upset by this, I agree with anon that you're only trying to stir shit up here. It's been hours and yet you're still screeching and pretending anyone here actually believes your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454522
Keep trying man, I'm sure if you keep sucking off your irish furfaggot friend people will eventually believe you that he's not really that bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454471
I don't know ow you decided to target our threads but sooner or later I am going to find out who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454541
And send a mindflayer to help him right, anon? Right??

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454541
>our
Fuck off back to /vg/, just because you're trying to colonize this thread doesn't make you a native.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454487
Seeing how hard they're squirming now that they got called out it's plainly obvious that they're just mick's faggot friends from whatever shithole he's in to help play damage control for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454522
>. It's been hours
I think it's been three or four days straight now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454561
>mick
>friends

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>>44454571
Shitposter comrades in arms, more likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454448
I want a familiar for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>shit up the thread for almost an entire year now after Wightnog got outed as an annoying cuck
>seethe like mad when you're the object of ridicule
I hate newfags so much, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454563
>>44454563
It's so obvious it's almost comical. Things start getting cozy, anon finds some thing to pretend to be angry about, and then he same-posts for hours and argues with himself. When that doesn't work and the thread moves on, he doubles down and starts it again. We had a solid hour of cozy after the first drama, everyone had moved on, and lo and behold, suddenly it's a big thing again.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes

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>>44454059
Because other mg settings exist for anons to jack off and nothing else, whereas MGE is explicitly a hugbox setting so anons bicker over where the line should be drawn. I don’t like the transformation-vore-snuff on other boards, but there’s remarkably less discourse over there besides the occasional obvious shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454622
>vtumor
leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454563
>>44454592
>>44454628
>>>/vg/
Go back, vermin.

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>>44454628
But we haven't been arguing about the setting at all. Anon is literally having a melt-down over someone using "action" in a post four hours ago. the eternal struggle of hugbox vs. grimdark at it's peak in the late teens wasn't half as bad as this drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454648
You mean the word action?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454655
Nah, here lemme give an example.
*Pats your back*
It's when you use asterisks to signify some type of action like above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454647
>”Everyone I don’t like is reddit or /vg/“
>a helpful guide to MGE discourse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454695
>circlejerking how everyone else is the problem and how mick is a misunderstood good guy
>not crossboarder faggotry
Go shit some other place up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454695
>mobilefag filename
yeah get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454655
>>44454687
Is that it?? I genuinely don't get it. How the hell is that any different that greentext?
>excited bunyip noises
or
>backs away slowly

These are things I see here CONSTANTLY and nobody bats an eye. What diffrerence does an * over a > make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454718
The * is used mostly on Twitter, discord, maybe reddit? That's why it flipped a trigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454718
It's tumblrshit nonsense that exposes the poster as an obvious outsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454707
I never did this before so I might screw it up but was >>>/vg/443933641 you?
>>44454718
I refuse to believe it's genuine and not just something he randomly latched onto but the idea of any action happening at allexcept sex being too grimdark is funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454732
And that's worth the thread going to shit for NEARLY FIVE HOURS? Good god, I try not to lose my cool, especially after all the feel-good cozy talk about loving one another, but what the actual fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454741
>implying I'd post on /vg/ after years of these retards raiding this thread
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454212
normally I would agree, but the mick has proven time and time again that he knows what he's doing and being malicious on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454744
>wanting redditor, tumblr and twitter trannies to flood this thread with low quality bullshit when we already have the fucking mick to deal with
Are you retarded? Because god damn you seem like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454744
again.. an anon posted a suggestion. Just report the mick to the moderation team and let them range ban him.

[Anonymous No.]

how long until the mick's asspals starts dumping images from a /v/ thread now that people are shitting on him again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454777
So who the hell is mick? I feel like both sides of this are throwing his name around so much I can't tell if he's on my side or theirs. Is this guy the one having a meltdown or the one who set the guy off using Unapproved formatting?

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>>44454777
They'll only ban him if you convince him that relentlessly shitposting in the Hololive thread is the way to get KC's attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454801
I just want to add that this feels like a "on this blessed day we are all Mick" moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453626
I'll go with the shoggoth. i like too much for me

[Anonymous No.]

>friends convinced (You) to go clubbing in mgc
>arrive to a higher end nightclub
>explain your feeling of unease as the bouncers let your group in without any trouble
>they explain they let guys in for free at these place since it attracts more business
>the night progresses pretty smoothly
>even with the drunken rich hag flirting
>eventually (You) feel a pair of eyes drilling a hole in the back of your head
>look over and see a white succubus looking over at you
>you both lock eyes and she gestures over to a seat near her
>(You) shake your head and get back to your friends
>after a short while the bouncers grab you and escort you to some private garage attached to the club
>your friends try to protest however their pleas are drowned out by the cheering of the other patrons
>eventually get tossed into an expensive car with that white succubus
>however the sheer weight of her presence and the burning of your loins tell you that she may not be a normal succubus
>she floors it and (You) speed over to chief God knows where
>she looks over at (You) and finally speaks
>"Y-y-you c-come here often?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454801
>>44454817
>/vg/ newfaggots trying to muddy the waters on the irish furfag
Go back to your home board and stay there. You people are beyond obvious now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454239
I want to make that belly bloat with my seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454876
As you should, its the optimal state for a monster girl to be in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454883
I'll stick with sweaty, flushed, and breathing heavily. Preferably resting on top of her husband, or spooning him from the front as the demon lord intended.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to attempt to... woo. The Goddess Ares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454829
Imma pull out the I’m feeling romantical line

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, not talking is how you lose monster interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454944
Good luck Anon, im sure your pelvis won't be dust within 10 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455003
Anon they'll just think you might be in pain and gain their interest faster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455027
I just took a vow of silence to be pious and pay penance for my lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455114
Fallen god bait

[Anonymous No.]

the pathway is clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455175
How's KC's game coming along, I haven't heard much from it since the cowgirl was released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455175
Fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455175
Vaporwave scam game

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455202
The patreon hasn't updated.

[Anonymous No.]

We are NOT starting game drama. Post kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455247
But maybe it's real and that's a post from the inner circle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455247
>Post kot
You can't tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454876
Same but with a Troll instead, a Sabbath Troll is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455277
Trolls gave me a taste for tanned girls with freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455175
Better be a cait sith up that path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451053
>Greenworm
I really got her, I swear.
Also the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz3ia7TFqM

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455222
KC still collects simp bucks for his scam he hasn't updated for a setting he hasn't updated for over two years now. How fucking cucked do you have to be to support such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

approaching ms chesh and begging her to teach me how to aggravate, infuriate, annoy, and provoke, even just half as well as she can, so i can do it to someone big and muscly and get violently (and lovingly) folded in half

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455273
I love cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455247
What a pair of dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455345
>https://files.catbox.moe/1vwz7m.png
I don't know. I assume people are just dumb but I imagine it's like simping for an OF girl where admitting you goofed is betraying too much of what keeps you going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455381
God MGEtards are so pathetic. Hopefully that scamming jap KC kicks the bucket for stealing money just to do ONE (1) image for some random magazine once a year.

[Anonymous No.]

Going on dates with BEEG girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455407
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455403
Well, if it actually updates i doubt it I'll post it here and upload as fast as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455414
Hopefully someone mods it to let you kill every monster in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

please do not respond to the mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455252
what inner circle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455445
I'd assume it's not real but if the game updates suddenly or in the next year then that screenshot would obviously be from one of the fags playing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455445
Illuminati

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455407
Zipangan men were made for Oni women.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 22 episodes into MGE. When does it get good?

[Anonymous No.]

>44455430
https://files.catbox.moe/dsyjqw.png
Sorry babe I actually am making a hellhound model right now. I am using that mofu one as a reference and will add some rape animations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455509
>When does it get good?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine MGCU
and you are fresh 18 yo who is a freshman
Unaware of the dangers that lurk in this new school

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455509
Turkish fans really praise episode 31.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455509
the good is the monster girls we met along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455517
I'd rather be in my early 20s, with equally aged college girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna head over to the WcDonald's and go fishing for black harpies. Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455557
meant for
>>44455528

[Anonymous No.]

Was the game picture fake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455557
>>44455566
Dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455528
>mge update posted
>mick freaks out
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455528
Don't worry, his roommate will give him a crash course on who's who around campus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455581
Unlike my drawing improvement dat image is fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44450697
>What’s the story?
Monster Girl loves a human when its forbidden and rapes her after years of suppressing her love for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44450697
>What’s the story?
Monster Girl loves a human when its forbidden and rapes him after years of suppressing her love for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455592
Thanks for the laugh. I’ll win the lottery before you can ever draw something actually decent

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455592
>my drawing improvement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRSPz2KbvZI

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455582
>tfw your roommate is a dragon that looks like she should be a teacher
>also looks this dorm was made just for her......
>I did have free tuition......

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455656
related to a generous donation, undoubtably

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455528
I look forward to fraternity hazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455509
>>44455517
>>44455549
Let me guess, even in the MGE world: English Dubs of Zipangu Anime will still be decisive and controversial hot topic amongst anime fans and weeaboos throughout the MGE world just like in our world and timeline?

And just like in our world timeline. English Dubs and localizations of Zipangu Anime might be politicized and have the political and ideological opinions of the non-Zipangu localizers shoehorned into the work? If that's the case imagine Zipangu Anime and Manga localized or dubbed by people in anti-mamono states and by Chief God loving Orderites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455656
>She has an extravagant bed, the kind with curtains, extra large for her size.
>Expensive antique furniture on her side of the room.
>A "Small allowance" from her parents, is a giant pile of gold and gems on top of the bed.
>Refuses to spend even a single coin from the pile.
>Warns you that she will know if a single piece goes missing.
Off to a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455509
the scholars been on that boat for 10 years

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how pyrows and monsters in general would react to my squishmellows and fumos

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455675
>hazing included bogie baiting with jokes, playing chicken with hellhounds, mino wrestling, wurm milking, Cheshire pickling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455407
She needs bigger boobs. Everybody knows strong girls work better with big boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455634
You're the one posting fake updates. Are you also the anon who keeps saying he's gonna draw monster girls but doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455732
mick you cannot draw. no amount of practice will help you create anything better than a CWC tier drawing.
Everyone here laughs at you nonstop

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that if you become a follower of the Fallen God she may reward you with a fallen angel wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455749
I only care about the 3d though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455756
That seems kind of lazy. I'd rather get my own corrupt an angel kit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455762
nobody replies to anything you do besides to insult. do you understand this? I'll spell it out for you. You are the thread lolcow - we are laughing at you. You cannot do anything besides waste space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455767
and you get to show ms demon your cool halo collection whenever she comes over to visit

[Anonymous No.]

Consider

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455795
>want to create more sneks with her
>she just pops out any other monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455788
Miss Demon is a good teacher. I wonder how she's still single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455795
I am considering now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455788
>Anon and ms demon competing on who has the larger collection of halos

[Anonymous No.]

you guys go on ahead, leave the kots to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455795
I bet i could draw like this by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455854
Thank you for your sacrifice. Good luck Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455804
the first one is 100% echidna!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455870
You’re lying to yourself and the thread. The only thing you can do mick is take up space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455854
i feel like many echidna dungeons go like that where you lose one party member (male) per room

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455921
you guys travel in parties?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455916
But being a semi-retarded waste of space being taken care of by my cat wife is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455927
depends on the dungeon. you might have to wait for a group outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455921
how about entering solo and asking to be led to a specific room
>excuse me ma'am, can you tell me where the goat room is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455675
Somehow my brain read that as "fraternity hags", this place has done things to my tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455939
Mick I don’t even care about sith thing. It’s just sad man. You spend all day online. Trust me you’ll regret it - you’re wasting your life.
You might be able to improve drawing, but you can’t do it right now.
You don’t have the drive to immerse yourself in the time to practice anything besides posting schizophrenic asset rips of 3d models, and uploading blacked porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455676
No matter the era the actions of weeks remain the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455950
best shot's at the bar/restaurant/inn midpoint

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455966
I don't think you're going to get through to him. Others have tried. He just keeps... getting worse. He needs to want to change his life around. And he just doesn't right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>"So, you're the new recruit? Heh! What the hell kind of name is 'Shadow Heart?'"
>t. Elf army captain to the newer elf recruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455854
>Adventuring party is made up of pervert anons that just want to get with a monster girl except for one dense anon who earnestly wants to adventure
>Each time the party encounters an anon's preferred monster girl they stay behind to "hold them off"
>Repeat until it's just dense anon, holding back tears as he thinks about the sacrifices of his friends vowing to finish the adventure for them

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your online MGCU teacher is late to your 1on1 class and it seems like its been an hour past the time
>when you connect, shes dressed like the stereotypical sluttly teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456052
Please embrace anonymity someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456049
I want to catch the scent of that sweaty bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456114
I want to impregnate that sweaty bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454829
She's dork enough for me to fall for her immediately

[Anonymous No.]

Best monster girls for pure hedonism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456173
Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456173
ms apophis and ms jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453900
>Lich casts a spell at Anon
>'Reflect'
HAH! Counterspell was too hard..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453900
i want ms lich to make me her guard human
so I can mess with her and make her smile with my dumb antics

[Anonymous No.]

Kej shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455407
Need me a mino that big, or maybe five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456183
>Lich casts reflect back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456173
Fallen angels or any fallen monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456213
Baph shortstack is best shortstack

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456173
weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456213
what does kej milk taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456224
>start of magic ping pong
>>44456268
minty milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456213
My shortstack, seemingly always pregnant wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44454411
No, now look upon your monument of sins and see why things are the way they are.

[Anonymous No.]

In monster land you don't realize that the yogurt you enjoy so much, that delicious butter that melts in your bread, that exquisite cheese that you can't atop getting enough of or that refreshing ice cold milk you're drinking came from a zombie, a corpse made that produce

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456329
i do realize that and thats why I keep pestering the jinagshi that owns me for some kefir

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456329
is that why the amount of undead in cowprint has begun converging around my local market? fresh stock naturally finding its way to a potential target?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456329
i mean it's on the label

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456422
>2000% daily value of love per serving
is that safe?

[Anonymous No.]

Make you happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456438
No only madness hahahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456329
so its bad that i stole some undead cows from a lich rancher? she did try and hit me with a magic bullet
>>44456443
and this is why your cousin Miss bogie got laid, ms. chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456438
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456422
> Pre-DoTR, the cute Indian chick got removed from Land 'O' Lakes butter
> Post-DoTR, Lich's Best Butter has an overripe zombie cow tit-monster moaning for "graaaaaains!"
> mfw this timeline sucks

[Anonymous No.]

This is your reminder to stop over feeding the cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456539
would with great fervor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456539
I really want to put my penis inside that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456173
Devil, since that's like 90% of their profile description

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I found a little spider in the rain yesterday. A black widow. The spider was stuck in a pool of water in a puddle of rainwater and barely clinging to life, it would have drowned before long. Normally, I would have left it, or even tried killing it due to it being a black widow, a notoriously deadly and highly venomous spider. But something possessed me to feel enough sympathy for this little creepy crawly that I actually dared to reach down with a finger and give the spider leverage to get free, and thankfully it did not bite me for this, instead resting idly on my hand as I guided it to a tree and allowed it to escape up a branch. I felt the stare of this spider, despite how small it was, the whole time as if it was wondering why I would do such a thing, why I would even care.

The next day, I woke in the middle of the night to find a giant Arachne girl was looming over me in my bed, and I could see by her large bopping abdomen behind her back that she was a black widow. She was wearing lacy black lingerie over her pale skin, and poised to deprive me of oxygen smothering me with two enormous breasts in just a few seconds. She stared down at me with all her glowing red eyes and said she decided to "pay me back".

The morale of this story is, don't help tiny bugs outside you WILL get WAY MORE than you bargained for. Those ants in need of food? Don't give them sugar cubes. That mantis staring at you? Don't stare back. Those honey bees? Don't beekeep. Your life will change drastically and you won't be able to go back. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wrangle my sixteen spider children, they're getting into trouble again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456574
She granted my wish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyOuM-xVvOI

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456574
>My master will make a powerful wish, such as great wealth, incredible strength, the ability to control ti- BWOOMP

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456671
i love those disgruntled looking pallas cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456178
You're technically 'king' of the demon realm but factually you're constantly high on mind-melting aphrodisiac venom and either rutting with the queen or napping in her coils, so I guess the anubi must do most of the administrative work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456577
>let a spider outdoors
>she lets herself back in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456539
made for being a breeding sow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456224
you can't cast counterspell the same turn you cast a spell, dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456539
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456577
>Don't stare back
I feel like this applies to every monster. Unless some like for you to pretend not to notice their stare

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brush a Kejourou's hair and run my fingers through it while we both enjoy the calm, peaceful evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456695
What's a lamia supposed to do when her hubby falls asleep on top of her?

[Anonymous No.]

A young samurai accepts a job to clear out a haunted castle, only to find it inhabited by beautiful women. The women are secretly a group of tanuki that try to divert the young warrior from his mission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456766
They love that, it's like a heated blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453630
I wanna be goo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453630
I wouldn't ordinarily want to be goo, but it's hard to say no when she looks at you with that face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456539
Muscle kots are for making into soft kots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456539
if the kot didnt want to be overfed, then why does she purr whenever she eats home made sweets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456539
>>>/d/
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456539
The consequence of feeding cats burgers

[Anonymous No.]

If your wife looked like Nero arc, would you still want her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457041
No. I would crush her beneath my heel like an insect.

[Anonymous No.]

You need help

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457041
>Nero arc
The umu girl?

[Anonymous No.]

II recently stumbled upon a lamia hibernating for the winter and began cuddling with her while she sleeps. I don't - I don't hold any feelings for her, understand, but lamia scales are legendarily smooth and it's a sensation few in the world ever have the opportunity to experience. I have to take advantage of opportunities as they come.
This is the safest way to engage with monstergirls - as long as they're sleeping, they can't do anything to you, and as long as you don't spend too long there you can be gone before they wake up. I've been doing this for months now, and she hasn't noticed. I love napping snuggled up with her. She's so smooth, and soft... It's going to be hard going back to a normal bed once hibernation season is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457096
Once hibernation season is over she's going to look for you, I guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457058
meant neco arc

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn the thread.

Instead, beware the haughty, shortstack dragon empress.
She is 'small' but makes up for it with ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457152
ego is nothing when dick is introduced

[Anonymous No.]

lemme get this straight
youre gonna fuck the goo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457161
>Implying you showing her your dick doesn't make her more smug
Anon, she thinks she's won if she's dicked.
Hell, she'll think she masterfully seduced you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457223
Why yes, I am in fact fucking jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457223
Are you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457223
Well, when I say I want to be inside the goo, I mean it in a much more all-encompassing way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457303
So fully submerged in her body, while she feeds you oxygen and gets to feel your body heat slowly permeating her entire being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457321
Yes, exactly. Don't they have spas for that sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457335
Probably. I bet if they take a liking to you, they’ll keep you around in there past closing. Oh, and if you relax and smile while in a Nureonago, you’ll be married to her.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44456561
>t.gigachad

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to wake up in the field with cow zombies licking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44450106
I wish we got more stories like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457644
You're a saltlick, Harry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457653
Buy you can't deny that would be a hell of a way to wake up into the world of MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457644
Same but with normal zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457644
>Anon stands up
>[DUSK FIELDS] appears across his vision

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lev_4WAFDtM
>pic
i can work with this

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon
>spiky and uncomfortable
>locks you in her hoard
>won’t mere until you fuck the smelly femcel NEET out of her enough times

Wurm
>longe and hugable :D
>verry strongf
>wil protec you during adventoors

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457751
A wurm's hug will skin you alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457761
>t. Dragoncel

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, your scary bodyguard has been demanding you return to the castle, she says Kunoichi are afoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457761
That's a mershark's hug, but you'd love every second of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457777
Being flayed alive is not enjoyable and really painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457790
>he doesn’t know about demon-realm scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457790
Shows how much you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457792
Not a thing on wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragonroasties itt on damage control after being BTFO’d by their long cousins
Sad! Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457822
wurms are the better dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44457871
But bunyip are better than Wurms as serpent. So bunyip best dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451053
Thunderstruck by AC/DC
>both singing and play the guitar parts
Roll
>Raiju
Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451053
Gangnam style
>cupid
awesome

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mutilated my body with cybernetics to make myself "stronger" and numb all emotions with brain implants. I want to get assigned to an Eros follower who try to make me smile again, something like a chesh who float around or rest on my augmented shoulders. Maybe I'm a tsuntsun or a self hating idiot but as long as I use demon silver it's ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458167
If you go too far, you'd probably just end up monsterizing into an automaton/alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458193
Nah, I'm not gay. I just need to keep my dick untouched, it's easy everything else can be replaced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458198
It's not about being gay. The pre demon lord monsters were all actual monsters that got turned into horny women. At some point you'll become more machine than man. So hypothetically if you go to far with the cybernetics, there could come a time were the mamano mana decides "fuck it he's a monster not a man."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458167
>the follower chides you for wearing your sunglasses at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458218
No, it won't happen since it's against my will but I understand what you're saying.
>>44458219
But it looks cool and I can still see since cyber eyes have night vision

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458219
my vision is augmented
https://litter.catbox.moe/cdep3z.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458218
Not really how alping works, if anything he would become a literal sex machine especially if there’s gremlins around to snatch him up.

[Anonymous No.]

At least cybernetics are not forbidden and no retard has wrote murderfic with them. My dream is untainted. Feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

A Gremlin gf would modify your balls to make you shoot cum like a machinegun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458324
What if his cybernetics partially monsterized? Like a living armor that he can never remove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458526
Possible but I don't like the idea at all. Cybernetics are made to be disposable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458582
i am NOT disposing of my grapple arm and that's final

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458643
But a new one just came out, more range, more speed and more molesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458724
Your old arm is coming back as a chochin-obake

[Anonymous No.]

monsters for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458928
This is not mg.pic, please use cat box, also this a today thread, most likely your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458928
Obviously Ocelomeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458928
>>44458957
>want to find legendary city of gold
>only kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458928
>order knight loses to monsters, colourised

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459004
>Bring the golden skin kot home
Yup, colonization feel good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458928
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459004
>gold is a metal
>it gets warm in the sun
>cats lounge on the warm gold
Makes sense to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459021
>invaders kidnap lots of taco cats
>bring them back to their home country
>they have lots of kids
>home country is now all kots and their Toms
>the colonizer has become the colonized

[Anonymous No.]

>>44458928
i was literally just in that thread hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459205
This is a very triggering statement to many anons. Be careful you don't start another spergout.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be Tom'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459360
He got TOM’D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459360
Stage 1: Denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459407
How many Neko Arc posters have actually played Tsukihime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459603
Same amount as Mima-posters playing her game

[Anonymous No.]

>Work in Danukimart
>Have to wear a dumb namebadge so spaghetti prone monsters have an easier time of starting conversations (doesn't work)
>Unfortunately, this means I have to stand at the front greeting monsters all day
>Werecats and cheshires frequent the store to get catnip
>And I'm just standing there, with my big badge reading 'Hello, my name is Tom.'
>You do not know how much I suffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459873
I don't feel sorry for you at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459873
Time to rebel anon, join us, become TOM, inject the funny mushrooms in your veins, get revenge through rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459873
I don't envy any man in a minimum-wage job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459884
>>44459892
>>44459873
>>44459966

>One particular pair of cats are the worst
>College students who always come in in the afternoon
>"Nya ~ Look who it is chesh."
>"I don't know who it is werecat. I forgot my reading glasses ~."
>...
>I sigh
>"My name is Tom."
>Both snort and snicker like what I just said was the funniest thing ever.
>"Nya ~ Sorry. Could you repeat that? I didn't hear the first time."
>...
>"My name is Tom."
>Werecat doubles over laughing. Cheshire falls on the ground nearly pissing herself in hysterics
>"H-h-hey Tom." the cheshire manages to say through her laughter. "W-when you went for the interview, did you actually say, My name is Tom?"
>"Yes."
>Both of them die laughing

Fucking kots. I do not get them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459970
I'm sure the jinko customers are nice at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>44459970
>>44459873
>work at dainukimart
>i love my job
>hag picks up some wine
>"having a romantic dinner with a loved one huh? That wine is running a special for buy one get one free!"
>she isn't and we both know that
>she gets the (cheap) wine anyways on special
>teen monsters come in and are chatting while shopping
>"hey ladies I'm sure your boyfriends would love if you acted on the sale in the cosmetics aisle! Make ups, lubes, and other aphrodisiacs are being marked down!"
>they don't have boyfriends, and fall quiet as they now must buy them to keep up appearances
>moderately famous baphoment from the local sabbath comes in along with her familiar and witch friends
>"wow, I'm sure happy to see such young friends going on their first errand! If you have any spending money the toys are on aisle 4!"
>satisfied as they don't want to correct me in order to keep up appearances so they go down and buy a toy each while glancing at me and badly acting as little girls
>why yes, I AM ms.dainuki's strongest warrior. How could you tell?

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>>44460172
You're either a strong goyim golem or the Jewest Jew around the block

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>>44459990
>>44460172
>Serving Jinkos Pro: They are very quiet and do not make a scene. If they do come up to you, they are polite, albeit a bit shy and autistic sometimes
>Serving Jinkos Con: Have to take 'Spotting Heat Infected Tigers' training. You have approximately 3 seconds to register a jinko is in heat and get out of dodge before its too late.
>Serving Jinkos bigger Con: Beeg girls
>Case in point, exhibit A, Miss Jinko
>Immediately look for signs she is in heat. You breath a sigh of relief. No panty stains or heavy breathing.
>Miss Jinko is a regular, and very kind. Always respectful on the rare occasion she musters the courage to speak to you, or the more frequent occassions she is forced to
>Beeg paws. Beeg hips. Beeg tail
>Nods and darts off to the sauce aisle
>Few seconds later, hear a mighty crash. You shake your head, because you know exactly happened without even seeing it
>Go to aisle, Miss Jinko's pencil skirt covered in ragu
>"I-I'm s-s-so s-s-s-sorry!" She blubbers. "I-I was just g-grabbing t-the s-sauce..."
>Motions to aisle
>Beeg ass paws knock even more sauce off by accident.
>Mortified Jinko is left sat in a pool of sauce, catatonic from spaghetti.
>Another day at danukimart, you think, as you leave to announce a clean up on aisle 3.

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>>44460289
Sex the spaghetti jinko. Make her Prego.

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>>44459873
i ended up on wurm wrangling duty

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>>44460401
>Wurm Wrangler to the ballpit, Wurm Wrangler to the ballpit
And so anon dons his deep-sea diving, heavily reinforced suit and is lowered by crane into the ballpit like Asuka was lowered into magma

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>>44460421
>implying danukis would get such a suit and not just get anon to skinny dip in with a o2 scuba tank and mask on

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>>44459873
well at least your a worker, I'm being sold in the slave aisle, lots of old monster are fighting over me and I cant sleep

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>>44460172
Don't forget to get the monsters to stick around for longer by suggesting they check out the rotisserie chicken in the deli. They'll have to walk through all the aisles and look at stuff on their way to the back of the store. The longer you keep them in the store, the more likely they will buy stuff!

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Imma sell my body to pay for college tuition in mgc, where is the place where i can get the most

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>>44460762
join the military

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What should you do if a jinko is stalking you

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>>44456173
Any lilim that ins't a turbo autist dork

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>>44460956
turn your back to her
she'll get the message

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>>44460956

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>>44452336
>not immediately trying to recover with another joke
What a terrible comedian. Just keep going until something sticks

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>>44460956
wear a mask at the back of your head

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>>44461060
>im a pround jinko and not like a merehousecat so I wont be tempt...ed b.....y a laz...
>cut to her chasing the laser point while laughing like an idiot

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post them cute elves

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>>44461111
>tfw no elf gf from the 80s

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>>44461196
she's almost 2000 years old anon. it'll never work

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>>44461216
and? i like older women, and elves are perfect, one would call me a stupid sexy savage as I molest her first in the morning

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>>44461111
Cute chocolate elf babies.

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>>44461260
oh perfection, thats how i like my elves

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>>44451053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM
>Kappa
no...

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>>44461284
look at them saggers

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dex build that keeps circle strafing you

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>>44461351
>dex build
She can take my virginity, but she can never have my respect.

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>>44461351
Thats nice.
I'm sure her 1d4 damage is going to truly wound me as she's not flanking with anyone and is just flipping around.

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>>44461351
>tfw she gets grabbed and raped by a patient strength main

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>>44461351
Just use magic. She won't be able to silence you and stop it in time

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>>44461351
all you have to do is sit there and wait until she tires herself out if you drank wurm milk, since that basically gives 999 def

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>>44461351
>her sisters look at her with deep pity in their eyes
>the family was all str/def and she came out dex
>they even baby her by bringing anon to her so she can have a husband

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>>44451053
>What song do you sing/act do you perform?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bExFkJezqxE
Depending on what monster I get I migh-
>Wurm
I'm not going to be able to finish the song

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Stop making fun of dex builds they're perfectly viable! I'm able to run circles around minotaurs and Amazon's.

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>>44461515
eventually the opponent concedes from spinning and motion sickness

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>>44461515
>t.homodexual hellhound
go back to looking at sexy holsts and schlicking off with your dainty little hands

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>>44461351
As a human being my build is Stamina + Intelligence, which is completely incoherent nonsense

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>>44456539
But they keep asking.

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>>44461679
stam + luck is pretty viable for that extra impregnation chance and twins/triplets/etc multiplier

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>party member uses ridiculous equipment because it has the best stats

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>>44461726
i like that shirokuto had to enforce dress code because all her gang were frumpy min-maxers

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>>44461726
>tfw the hellhound warrior in the party is dressed like victorian era noble women because of the stats

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>>44461726
My party will have a dress code. Fashion comes before stats

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>>44461743
what, go more in detail
>>44461750
mine usually goes with looks best and has good stats

[Anonymous No.]

what monsters do you assume that wear bloomers?

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>>44461796
Vampires.

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>>44461796
Wights, trolls & baphos

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>>44461764
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Shirokuto-3

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>>44461805
>sexy dress and look
>it comes off
>dorkish bloomers on her
>>44461813
>bapho had one look at the shirokuto gals and said they looked ugly
>to a bunch of cute lolis in rags

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>>44461796
Chesh to hide their ass in-between pranks.

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>>44461805
>>44461811
>Vampires, Wights, Baphos
All of these definitely wear either nothing or expensive sexy lingerie, except for Shirokuto I guess

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>>44461841
>hfw anon pulls her skirt up to see her bloomers
>immediately laughs his ass off

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i imagine dragons wear golden bloomers

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>>44461860
I think some of them have more 'traditional' tastes, or just don't care.

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which would go nopan? wurms are an obvious choice as well as hellhounds

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ahhhhhhh i want wurms to take over the world

[Anonymous No.]

Fist of fury
A deadly weapon
Rapier of Havoc

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>>44462097
im fucking her

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>>44450572
Yeti-Chan really let herself go, her hair is a mess!

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>>44462111
i think that's how you level up. give her the exp and she'll figure out the rest

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>>44462219
>tfw you level up by fucking the level up monster girl and in the afterglow you can a lot your lust points into stats like stamina, strength, dick length, and even intellegnce