Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Law and Order

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[Anonymous No.]

That's it. I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna open the can of Wurms and nobody can stop me.

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>>44435694
>can of Wurms
WHAT HAVE YOU DON-

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I'm gonna do it!
I'm gonna trust a fox!

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>>44435748
Tanuki hag > Fox hag

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>>44435781
>I regret nothing
>t. Anon seconds before getting chopped

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>>44435781
I really want to get isekaid into the Navverse

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>>44435810
LN world for me please
So comfy

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>>44435675
That's a small cow. Why does her mother let her have that?

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>>44435823
I would choose LN's world too if it wasn't for the nonexistence of Trolls there, I guess I'll go for Daxem's universe

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>>44435891
Because it’s her Hathor given right.

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>>44435904
>was gonna refute the loss of trolls in LN
>don't have any LN troll pics
Oh no?!

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>>44435904
That guy used to do magic on the drawpiles, I wonder what killed his love for drawing monster girls

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I like birbs

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>>44435982
i can imagine.

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>>44435982
Crossboarders, vtumors and tourists

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>>44435982
Probably just ran out of ideas of what to draw with them

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>Low electrical buzzing

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>>44435675
The Milk Bandits, a group of cows who moved west in hopes of finding a homestead. Instead all they got was heartbreak. Turns out the wild west already had it's own cows with the American bison. With the men all going for these big brown hussies, all the hopes of finding a husband settling down these young cows had were gone. At first they tried to convince men peacefully but every girl's got her breaking point. At some point they figured if asking won't get what they want, then they'll just take it. From then on stampedes of lonely cows have plagued the west. Many men have found themselves at the end of a gun and asked "what do you want in your mouth, my nipple or a bullet?" With how bad it's gotten, the local law have had to resort to bounty hunters to fix the problem. Bounty hunters like Anon, who sought to make his fortune at the expense of some poor cow. He left the town with a picture and a name: Bessie, wanted wed or alone. He was pretty sure of himself at the time. Now he's staring down a barrel with a cow straddled on his lap. Looks like he'll be riding with the stampede from now on. And girls like Bessie only ride cowgirl style.

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>>44436195
Hear the voices of the Big Generator

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>>44436195
Ride The Lightning was their last good album.

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111199996

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>>44436271
Nonsense. He's got himself a Bessie, and she got a man like she wanted. Now both better move this bandie/sheriff roleplay to the bedroom and get to work tilling the corn fields if they dont want to starve

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I want to promote shrine maiden into a shrine goddess

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>>44436586
somebody has to take over now that the old deity moved out

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>>44433431
Source on that pic? Or is it something verbotten?

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>>44436704
Gimme the baphos

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Gimme the baphos

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>>44436872

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>>44436907
he said baphomet not whatever this is

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>>44436921
Here you go, friend.

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>>44436872
Our Baphos are too strong for you Onii-Chan

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>>44436953
>KC-drawn baph
Can't get any more canon than that

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Reminder that if your partner is a slime you should never try to touch her core with any part of your body during coitus. Doing so is painful and dangerous.

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>>44436953
rope, now.

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>>44435675
Gao !!!

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>>44436980
Problem?

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>>44437018
I just thought you wanted one because you never saw the full thing.

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>>44437023
As opposed to getting nothing at all?

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>>44437036
You wanted something you entitled fuck?

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Quit it you alps I know you’re dick starved, but will you shut up for at least one thread.

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>>44437069
Bratty Alphs...

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>>44437069
But we haven't even reached the fun part in about eight hours when the legitimate schizophrenic comes to rant about the purity of MGE and argentina.

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I almost got bit by two spiders in the shower yesterday I think I pissed off a Arachne.

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>>44437301
There is an easy way to rectify that.

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>>44436953
I still think it's funny how that OC has just become a shorthand for shitposts now.

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>>44437301
A spider bit my dick, what do I do?

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>>44437557
But that's not mick's schizo scribbles

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>>44437563
Did you like it? If so, then thank her for having a nice nibble of your love sausage.
If you didn't like it, just ask her not to do it anymore.
And if you're just being a bratty sub online and whining about what you deserve from Miss Arachne, then she needs to bite harder next time so you're too busy with that to waste the thread's time.

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I just wanted baphos not shitflinging

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Gonna go pass out in public at night in Hagville after getting super drunk at the Satyros Bar. It's not like any Hags will actually be up and about at night looking for human men at 3AM to find me anyway.

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You know what they say an __ a day keeps the hags away

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Need a thick chocolate succubus hag to steal my cum and call me her boy toy while she records my double peace signed face to her social medias

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>>44437825
empanada

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>>44437825
alp

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Now that I think of it, Lilims look an awful lot like genderbent Inchoroi

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>>44437844
what do hags have against empanadas? are they more cornish pasty type monsters?

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>>44437990
You throw them out as a distraction. They're like burgers but more portable.

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>>44438056
>Every day anon goes to the park in the wee hours of the morning
>Every day a bunch of hungover hags end up in said park, regretting their life decisions, but particularly the amount they drank the night before on a night out
>Anon sits on a bench with his bag of empanadas
>Soon enough, he has a group of moping, miserable, and pitiable hags surrounding him
>He feeds the hags, as he always does
>Anon's cooking makes them feel a bit better

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>>444378251
Solid Snake distracts soldiers with gravure magazines, therefore distract hags with Marriage magazines.

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>tired of the malef raids
>know where an ancient malef is buried
>gonna build a dragon automaton from her dead body as a basis
>dragon bodies and bones are strong after all
>that will teach those damn malefs, finally we won't be defenseless
>another raid, just a single malef should be no problem
>she flies off to intercept and attacks the malef
>they seem to scuffle a bit but nothing serious so far
>actually she seems somewhat reluctant to attack my mecha-malef
>she breathes her black flame on my automaton they hover and stare at each other for a bit then the malef flies off
>That seemed a bit underwhelming but I can't complain if she got scared off
>Oh she is coming back better do some inspection on her
>She is coming in a bit too fast
>Why are her eyes glowing red?
>H-HEY! STO- plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

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>>44435904
>>44435932
The only existing LN Troll I'm aware of and she's not detailed.

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>>44438408
Sketchy troll

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>>44438372
Don't talk about malef please.

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>>44435675
Man I hate the demons. It's a good thing I am already married to a humble Nun/Sister in an arranged marriage organized by my mom and dad. No monster can get me as my Nun-Sister wife is also in the Adventurers Guild, meaning I'm protected by her and the guild perks as well.

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>>44438544
You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!

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>>44438372

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>>44438614
>the mother
>the daughter

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Humiliate ancient evils!

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>>44439397
I was not thinking with the head on my shoulders and didn't read the other text, learn from my stupidity

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>>44439397
does this lead to free use?

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>>44439458
Eh, it could still fit MGE.
> You, the destined hero, defeat the local succubus lord threatening to conquer the local Order kingdom.
> Miss Succ doesn't take you seriously and gets humiliated.
> Then you decide to do to her exactly what she threatened to do to you.
> Feel worse and worse as the locals start flinging rotten food at her and threatening to rape and/or kill her.
> Eventually someone makes a move to attack her and you spring into action, grabbing her and defending her from your fellow citizens.
> She flies you both to safety.
> In the aftermath you have a long talk about comparative morality and right and wrong.
> You both end up apologizing to each other.
> You're both really too wired to process what you two are, but she does fall asleep in your arms that night.

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>>44439397
Ancient evils should be reduced to loving mothers

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>>44439650
Who gives a fuck if it does or not?

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>>44439650
Also, my headcanon here is that Miss Succ probably has a MASSIVE humiliation fetish which is the only reason she lost in the first place. It just got out of hand a little bit.

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>>44438372
>be dastardly necromancer
>tired of malef raids
>knowing what happened to a previous Anon who tried to make a dragon automaton
>get a devilish idea to "kill" one of them and raise her as a dragon zombie servant
>get an exotic fast acting eastern poison from a local danuki
>sneak into the local malef femcel cave
>poison her beer with my poison
>cast invisibility spell and hide in a corner
>she starts drinking but has not fallen over yet
>wonder what went wrong
>notice the label of the poison is coming off
>there is a label underneath it
>take the first label off to reveal the label underneath
>Raging Mushroom Extract TM
>oh_shit_oh_fuck.jpg
>try to run for the door
>she picks up my scent and is running in my direction
>"please have mercy I was just-"

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I want to make potions. What monster would be down to make potions with me? Spend an afternoon huddled over a cauldron brewing some vile concoction to fix lower back pain

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>>44436921
That is a Baphomet. Has dumb fucking horns but it’s still a Baphomet.

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No one asked so I made a Clelestialwan

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>>44440683
All dogs go to heaven

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>>44440683
>guard dogs of heaven
>a valkyrie' sbest friend
>and goodest girl (look, she even has a halo!)
how cute, would give her chin scritches

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>>44440732
Somebody told me that the good dogs go to heaven but the bad dogs go everywhere.

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>>44440743
I'd throw her halo like a frisbee for her

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>>44440683
imagine her meeting her cousin hellwan

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>>44439659
Mother and monster almost sound the same after all.

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>>44440035

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As long as you keep the hand on her head, she can't have her way with you.
Unfortunately, this means your hand will be stuck to the hellwan's head for the rest of your life.
Better than rape?

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>>44440943
is it so bad just to have sex with her? i want a strongfat hellwan

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>>44440943
Touch the inner ear fluff

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>>44440943
>be 23 years into your rapeless marriage
>asleep
>have a dream that makes you move around a little
>your hand falls off your wife's head
>hellhound eyes open instantly
23 years is a good high score

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SCHLORP

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>>44440683
I hope she's big enough to let me sit on her lap.

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>>44441006
These damn smug dogs

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>>44441006
>Make her a PB&J
>Gets mad at me and storms off
Maybe I should have made cookies instead.

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>>44440943
>If I rape him, then I can make him mine, and we'll both feel really good
>But then he'll move his hand...

Economists call it the hellhound's dilemma. It's a good thing they don't think in the long term...

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>>44441049
butta on tha dawg

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>>44441006
I wonder if peanut butter is also effective to rodent mamono since IRL rats (think the cute pet and white ones not the stinky urban sewer ones) also love eating peanut butter.

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Tough monsters are best when they have the tables turned on them

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i wish for hellhound nun

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Meanwhile on 4mon
>hellhound gide to getting human boy cock
>Step 1 human like complement and approval like hellhound do, but diffrent. write word promotion or employee of month on paper and say "good job" when give to them
>Step 2 human like helping other peepl. put object in bag and act like you cant lift it, even if u can easily lift it. human will feeel good and offer to lift 4 u.
>3 if above fails then rape.

Any she missed?

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>>44441188
No, that's all of them.

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>meanwhile on /hag/

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Holy cunny...

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>>44441188
ill chime in and tell them that human boys like fresh breast milk from the nip

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>>44441279
>add an dumb to hellhound gide to getting human boy cock
>i am told that huuman boys like milk. I think it is to do with bonez but am not sure. make sure to ask before brestfeedin them
>also fluff em. fluff em good. they reaaallly like fluff. dont get it my self but just bury them in ur chest fluff. if you dont have chest fluff just borrow weresheep wool and glue it to your chest

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>>44441255
>Is 25 old enough to be a hag?
>Is 2500 old enough to be a hag?
>Do I look young?
>How to get semen out of velvet
>Vampires btfo!
>Sweater rate thread
>Potion thread

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>>44441313
>the whole thread is asking how to induce lactation
>spills over to the /cow/ thread

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>>44441330
>forgetting the cute young boy thread and the milk volume comparing thread

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>>44441337
>Milk jug thread
>"Lmao C-let cope thread"
>"You will never be a cow"
>"Le texture over size meme"
>"Le boob feel meme"
>"Le inverted nipples meme"
>? post tits

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>>44441362
>INVERTED NIPPLES A MEME
imma show that men love inverted nips

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>>44436907
>>44436953
bad goats
>>44437620
good goat

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>/sg/ sweater general

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>>44441255
>how to adopt a 30 years old man
>is it illegal to shotaify a man without his knowledge?

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>>44441330
imma post vids of me sleeping with hag wives
and watch the (yous) imma get

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Hags are gross. I only go for Christmas cake onee-san types

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>Hags pay gremlins (or gremlin hags) to build software that shows what a person will look like after shotafication
>/hag/ is unusable for a month

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>>44441362
>tfw no bf

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>>44439397
I'm gonna defeat a ancient evil, humiliate her and then turn her into a breeding sow.
I'm then gonna teach all of the kids how to be moral upstanding citizens just to rub it in.

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I am torn between regular gremlin and megamorphed gremlin

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>>44441521
>too many ouuhh posts and shota erotic posts
>a raise of shotafication on MGC
>not uncommon to see shotas salary men as well as shota teachers in school

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>>44441639
>One of the most infamous posts on /hag/ was during the age thread
>Hags bickering about age obviously
>Some are >1000 years to be hag
>Others believe hag is a mindset
>Getting asked to post hands is a common pseud way of verifying age
>Hag gets asked to post hand
>She posts hand
>With the smaller hand of a boy ontop

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>>44441702
>her next post was that same boy sucking on her tits
>the uproar of questions basically made the thread spill over to the next board over, /cow/

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i wish to tease an old hag into raping me for being an erotic brat

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>>44441795
clean your room

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so how do i deal with the ol lollibabas at my work
They keep flashing their panties at me

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I HATE MINDFLAYERS I HATE MINDFLAYERS I HATE MINDFLAYER!!!
>1 tentacle massage later
I LOVE MINDFLAYERS I LOVE MINDFLAYERS I LOVE MINDFLAYERS!!

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>>44441805
I love lalafell.

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lewd...

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[Anonymous No.]

>shitposting on /hag/ with zoomer memes
>it drives them into an absolute hateful frenzy
>entire threads can be ruined with simple phrases or youtube links, and threads made with said memes hit the bump limit due to sheer autistic anger
>eventually cross the line, apparently some old timey songs are used in one of the zoomer memes and it pushes one of the hags over the line
>"YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY? THATS SUPERFICIAL HUMOR."
>"yes. and how can humor be fake?"
>"WELL HOW ABOUT I RAPE YOU? I THINK THAT'LL BE FUNNY!"
>"you dont know where i live"
>the moment your message pops up in the thread you hear a teleport noise behind you
>you can only barely turn around before a sealing talisman is thrown onto you, inhibiting all movement.
>your soon to be raper is a completely deranged 9 tail fox. she's holding a radio in one hand and a webcam... oh no.
>she slams you onto your bed and sets the radio on your night stand and puts a disk in
>takes her a minute to set the webcam up, she posts a stream link in the thread
>spend the next hour getting raped as vintage music plays in the background while the thread explodes

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>>44442034
>exposing a slime's core to open air
Very lewd. Censor this image please.

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Touch Fluffy Calves.

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>>44441941
Remember anon, abyssal girls love deeper than the abyss itself.

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>>44442073
Bratty anons being raped on Livestream is peak

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KON-nichiwa

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>>44442242
Huhuhuh.

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>>44442243

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>>44442073
if i were to post on /hag/ id be looking for hookups
And watch them squirm

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Need extreme hag correction

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>>44442073
I'm gonna post on /hag/ how younger monster girls are better and post on /sabbath/ how older monster girls are better.

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this made me think just how common that massive visible age difference between couples would be in MGC
like a 30yo monster with what appears to be a 12 yo but he is 50 or a 30 year with a lolibaba that's 1000 but looks 10
how would age verification would work for bars and stuff

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Do you want your wife to wear a traditional wedding dress or one that has received the monstergirl cultural touch at your wedding?

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>>44442418
IDs and a policy of never guessing based on appearance.

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>>44442375
I'd post looking for non-traditional hags. Like...
"Are there any Ushis on tonight? REAL old ones, with meaty, overripe bodies. I want to meet up with you for dinner and then take your seal off because it got food on it, and then force you to sit through the meal watching me with both eyes until you can finally take more and drag me off to the bathroom to fuck me within an inch of my life."
Then post it with a picture of an Ushi seal being held in a human hand.

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>>44442424
Neither. Courthouse wedding.

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>>44442424
go back

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>>44442424
How many times has this been posted now?
Is it just a bot or is someone actually posting these?

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>>44442453
Probably. Some pictures are just auto posted every thread.

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>>44442437
the megamorph spell can render that obleste and you can easily make a new identity with it

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>>44442453
This is the ex-/tg/ tripfag that was known as Warhammer Fantasy Anon, he's a very autistic squatter that insist on using our thread as if it was his old dead thread and repeats the same prompts with same images FOR SEVERAL YEARS STRAIGHT.
He also posts off-topic trash and makes new threads with stupid images and we end up having split threads because his shit is not welcome here.
If you don't believe me just search for that filename on /tg/ or /jp/ archive

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I have a mixture of a Megamorphosis and Raging Mushroom bomb set to go off in the local Sabbaths next meeting. Let's see if Sabbath members can be mindbroken into preferring to have an adult body.

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>>44442418
>>44442437
>age verification
aura scanners
>a bapho walks into a bar, tries to order a heavy drink. she has a convincing ID
>scanned by the bartender
>"sorry lass, rules are rules. come back in a few years."
>"buh but my ID-"
>"ID my ass. this is a gremtech aura scanner. made for the sole purpose of outing underage brats like you."

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>>44442418
>a guy comes into the bar with a satyros or oni that looks 10
>they don't ask her for id because she's allowed in regardless

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I have a mixture of a Megamorphosis and Raging Mushroom bomb set to go off in the local Sabbaths next meeting for the purpose of an experiment to see if Sabbath members can be mindbroken into preferring an adult body.

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>>44442337
Dairy fox is strong.

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>>44441255
>25 tips how to seduce your nephew

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>>44442439
>Yo any Ushis wanna flash that seal of theres?

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>get a hag MG
>she's always been picky about her looks
>wakes up every morning around 5 to do her skin and makeup routine
>hair is always meticulously maintained
>nails and feet are done every week
>but since she's met (you) she's noticed her wrinkles have been more pronounced
>and her crows feet around her eyes won't go away
>and her bust has been sagging more and more lately
>and her hair always goes grey even after she dyed it the day before
>she doesn't know what to do until (you) say how much you like her new look
>now she stopped really worrying about her looks and is just content with going out with (you)

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GHOST SEX HAVE SEX WITH GHOSTS

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>>44441255
>>44442562
/aunt/ is just nothing but hags trying to bang their nephews, and then there's the one thread every other month made by an Anon who wants to bang his aunt.

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>>44442602
Gonna grope that spectral chub

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>>44442602
How do ghosts even get chubby? They literally cannot eat!

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>>44442620
Chubby ghosts are best ghosts
>>44442627
Overfucking (you)

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>>44442627
Too much human 'life essence' drained from the man foolish enough to live in the house they're haunting.

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>>44442648
The very best, those spoopy moans are going to become lewd ones once I get my hands on her.

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>>44442627
grudges are heavy

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>>44442511
ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? NOW THEY ALL WANT TO BE YOUR OLDER SISTER

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>>44442671
this fucking ghost steals gallons of semen everyday
why did japan make that 8ft tall ghost woman
it too good not to get hard over
FUCK

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>>44442602
imma gently bite that ghostl pudgy then nibble on ghost nipples

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>>44442501
>be dating ancient evil
>legs for days, tiny waist, big boobs
>always takes the lead, acts like the experience older woman
>tells you stories about historical periods and famous people
>she takes you to a fancy restaurant
>orders the best wine
>age scanner on the waiter's belt beeps
>waiter gives her a flat stare
>after a long pause she whispers "...and a cola for me."

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>>44442602
https://exhentai.org/g/2287340/0baa3fae9f/

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>>44442671
>tfw no 8ft tall ghost aunty that steals your semen and your love

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>>44442424
Weddings are a thing of the past anyway.

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>>44442649
does the same go for any essence feeding monster?
>valkyrie gf
>been an absolute sex addict since she's transformed, at the very minimum you two go at it once in the morning and once at night
>but lately she's been having a few... issues.
>she takes longer to get all of her armor off and on
>its taken her an extra moment to lift off of the ground
>she prefers to use slam or lunge attacks in combat now, instead of swinging her sword.
>try to bring up her attack changes and ask why she's done it
>"its NOT because im fat ok? i just decided to change my style thats all, so drop it!"
>now she's all pouty
one of those cases where you should really go over your "manual for proper monster care", you wouldnt want to accidentally ruin her figure because of a bad diet. right?

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Going to the beach with White Horn sisters

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jubjub+phoenix

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ghosts truly are the semen demons
i just lost a gallon of cum to one

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>>44442671
she's a big girl

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>>44442908
Intimidating.

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>>44442863
I don't know what you're so smug for, aint nobody want those tiny little mosquito bites

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>>44442955
>>44442955
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>>44442955

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>>44442929
as a human i am troubled by this human hunter

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Pick a flavor.

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>>44442965
Not sure what you're talking about, small bumps are worth getting smug over.

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>>44442983
draph got the goods

[Anonymous No.]

has there been a story where a boy was raised by ghosts in a mansion and he never knows this since no one who isn't a ghost has entered said mansion, and he was born already loved by all spirits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443005
got to flaunt what you got

[Anonymous No.]

8ft ghost lady y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44440943
Hand on Heckhund's head
>push her lower
>[unzip with other hand]
>hours of multiple mouth-raep
>eventually Heckhund surrenders
>push the Heckhund's coom-splattered face to the floor
>doggie the doggie
>make her promise to obey her AnonMaster or you won't coom
Problem solved

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>>44443084
she's a little outshined but i don't mind her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443084
She seems intimidated by the power of the beetle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44442983
Only 3 to pick from.
Only one has proper floof.
Simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443005
Still can't tell what she's supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443169
balrog iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>44442929
As a human hunter can I humanely hunt Human Hunters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443177
I can't believe the haters are reposting KCs work before he even finishes it now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443177
>Balrog
>No flaming whip
>No smoke and fire
>No wizard husband
A loli she is but a Balrog she is not.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443236
those all kick in with puberty

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443236
First time embracing japanese culture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443231
'luv shortstacks
'luv tall monsters
'ate average sized monsters
simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443190
>Reposting KC's works before he even finishes it
>Implying KC owns the rights to Balrogs
>Implying I didn't just commission it using Baalbuddy's Balrog as a baseline and a generic fantasy Goddess get-up

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>>44443265
that's about the caliber of intelligence i expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443240
abominatio est

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443241
The cake to end all hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443240
When an elf-male [canon] fucks a Cait Sith?
Double-ears double-oddity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443271
The fuck is your point?

[Anonymous No.]

Get scorpioned idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443271
Not caring about your personal tard-feud but isnt that how we got LNs proto-kikis before the official KC-kikis?
And I prefer stiff-ear kiki-meidos.
>>44443005
>this isnt a Balrog to me
>>44443236
As here. Black loli imp but not enough fire to be a Bal-logi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443367
The oldest instance of scorpion people in written records is the Epic of Gilgamesh. Those Sumerians knew what was up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443368
Don't feed the mick, let him die from potato famine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443374
Funnily enough the Girtablilu show up in the Epic of Gilgamesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443368
>LNs proto-kikis before the official KC-kikis?
no. proto kikis came years after the profile release from kc showing his creative process

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>>44443265
Retard.

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>>44443384
Dont care about the pota-tard.
His "balrog" is just a shit nig-imp.
Probably because whoever did the commission for him wasnt told enough specific details that they were actually making him a proto-balrog, so it turned out as just a dull variant colour imp.
But your protest about "being unofficial is automatically shit" is useless if we dont get to see the official yet to compare.

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>>44443426
>Creative process
lmao, lol even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443432
Try forming a coherent argument over throwing ad homs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443441
if you can't understand, the dude's being serious to a guy who's clearly being tongue-in-cheek

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>>44443441
>thread has extremely vocal mge lunatics that try to drown out everything else
>KC has claimed to be doing a balrog for like three years now
>he is also extremely dmca happy
>the joke is people are illegally reposting a character he hasn't even made because no other content but mge is allowed to be posted
I know, I know, so much of your time is preoccupied by your Argentinian alp paramour so complicated jokes are too much for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44436953
Why does this gote make so many mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443477
>so many

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443475
>Argentinan Alp paramour
Not even with a borrowed dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is monke so mad?

[Anonymous No.]

I just hope mick doesn't find the 3gb folder of ai generated monster girl ntr

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443374
There have always been hot monstergirls, centuries before KC.
There are tits-out centaurgirls on frescoes in Pompeii, and hot Lamias from the ancient middle-east to India - the eternal struggle for hoss/snek bestgirl predates Monmusu.
My first monstergirl fap was a paper book printed in the 1980s(?)
Ronnie Barker, the english comedian, had a book of his vintage collection of 1800s French 'naughty postcards'.
Most were just pix of b&w fat naked ladies, some were dirty jokes old even back then, but one was a pencil sketch of a nubile but demure young Satyr/Faun girl naked except for a transparent bodylength bridal veil.
I've never found a copy of the book since, but she still lives in my mind.

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>>44442870
Why is the eros priestess taking off her clothes and doing that pose when I said I've never been with a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443500
Excess pent up horny from not getting regular dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443520
our ancestors smile upon us

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

which monstergirl has strongest vagina muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443475
It's more like I don't really give a shit about the whole meta bullshit that you asinine dumb fucks bring up nearly every goddamned thread because it's the only thing that brings light to your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443558
ms baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443558
Probably Dorome, Golem or a dawn Gargoyle with granite-hard puss grip.
Similarly Automatons with steel parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443558
Mermaid. If you know you know. Baphomet canonically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443558
Probably baphomet. They canonically have the best pussy out of all the monsters

[Anonymous No.]

mick this is getting just sad. you def were raised by a single mother, because this is feminine to the extreme
>>>/ic/6814492
what a little woman lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443566
then ignore it and just post monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443537
My ancestors are probably busy railing hot Valkyries in Valhalla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443588
in theory krampus is up there too, being part of the baphomet family

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443558
cloaca > spinneret > vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443615
>Anons ancestors are probably railing Valkyries
It hurts knowing that the only thing worthwhile the British Isles offer is a Goddess of Fate associated with fucking Black Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443597
Fuck, he really wants bbc cuckshit.
Alp.

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>>44443672
he's just a massive faggot. It's CWC autism, but actively being malicious. He knows what he's doing. He's 100% on welfare and the product of a single mother. Every action and every sentence he types is so passive aggressive like a woman, and yet I can't stop laughing at him. He's become my little monkey that dances.

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>>44443654
Interesting, there are a lot of Irish/Scottish Celtic mamonos but nothing distinctly English. You could potentially claim the Bram Stoker / Hammer Horror trope vampires as being an English creation not the Trad Transylvanian folktale originals, and Mary Shelley's Frankenstein-'s Monster mamonos even though its set in a Germanic euro setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443672
Please don't compare alps to the irish. Alps haven't done anything wrong yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443597
i wish i was that cheshire's husband desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443642
MY DAY HAS COME!

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>>44443732
I mean, yeah. There's plenty of Scottish and Irish mamano but the thing is was specifically referring to The Morrígan. Redcaps, Goblins, Hobgoblins are probably the big three when it comes to England-specific or even Border specific girls from MGE.

>Frankenstein's Monster
Not even sure that would work in MGE but have had ideas based on Victor from Vampire Savior for years. Grazie, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Death wa

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>>44443558
>>44437312

[Anonymous No.]

introducing my newest spread, marwight

[Anonymous No.]

BEEG ded

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>>44443741
Ignoring the whole problem of KC and most Anons not liking Ntr, why would a cock-obsessed Chesh take a punydick Anon in the first place and not just be loyal to Tyron-anon? So having for whatever reason other than his dick size having chosen Puny-non why does she cuck him, even if he wants her to?
Chesh uncontrollable japery means Tyranon is probably about to lose his bbc, or Anon is about to get pranked into doing the fucking himself.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44443558
Monstergirls with abs.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, look at that smugness! Lilim-sama needs correction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443837
Untapped market of horny.

[Anonymous No.]

How monsters want you to think they got their scars
>In battle to gain a husband
>Saving a human's life by blocking a blow
>To prove themselves as a strong, capable warrior

How they actually got them
>Potato peeler
>Forgot they had beeg claws when applying makeup
>Tried to do a cool sword throw or knife trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443558
The ones that do lots of riding.

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>>44443883
According to the world guide, riding a horse (non-euphemistically) and riding a man (euphemistically) are such similar skills that experience with one is comparable with experience in the other.

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>>44443906
applied to broomriding too

[Anonymous No.]

They can't rape all of us! - Famous words of order general before the great plap of ordertownsville

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443883
Or being ridden

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443799
>vampire drains some swole barbarian guy
>ends up like this
>still acts like shy dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443947
An all-day centaur ride is like 6-8hours of nonstop foreplay on the hosspuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443597
I only posted my bapho in /beg/ and got some good advice about form and perspective I tried to apply, you should look it up
Anyway since I gave up on my monster girl game idea I'm retooling it with a hellhound that rapes everyone she beats to power up like a succubus, I guess. So look forward to that, I guess. Not often you see the female perspective on monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Hush, hush, hush
Here comes the Bogeywoman!
Don't let her come too close to you
She'll spoon you if she can.

[Anonymous No.]

love cirno

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444000
I too wish to fuck ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444000
witnessed

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>>44444000
Touhou thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444000
Man I wish Cirno was real (and my wife)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443997
>new Bogey pic I haven't seen before
>cirno steals the thread
Do Bogeys have Bogeys to cuddle the sad Bogeys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443906
Knight erotic I want her to become a dark brave so that she can be maximum erotic and op

[Anonymous No.]

Bogeys, but bigger
In fact, all monsters, but bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444034
Consider cirno tulpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>My wife face when she sees me in jail until I die
I got arrested for nigger hunting, bad luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444093
Why cuddle another Bogey? For a Bogey, her husband is a better snuggle than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44442743
i would join the sabbath if baphos were busty onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444169
Onee-sans are cool but I am instalosing against oppai-lolis so whatever sabbath has that, I'm in.
...I want a busty familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443862
*you can't let them know that these scars came from practicing pulling your clothes over your head safely..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444246
How about pet play instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443558
Wurm. You can put in a lump of coal and pull out a diamond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444302
they eat out of that dog bowl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444262
Nah I wanna know what made those bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444323
It looks like semen so my headcanon is that they gather up all the jizz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444302
...aww fuck me, that's great too. Fucking indecisiveness, this is why I'm gonna remain alone should the portals open. I don't deserve nice things

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444262
>neighbours see a minotaur bringing a torn bloody shirt into the garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443981
didn't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444544
You seem to be letting someone completely powerless and irrelevant live rent free in your head. Haven't you got monster girls to post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444578
Don't you have niggers to worship? Looks at we are at impasse monkey :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443094
you are making one hell of a problem for your pelvis, to be encountered at a later time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44435675
I love my Vtuber wife

[Anonymous No.]

Royal child bride with childbearing hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444641
that's unfortunate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444681
>human girl

[Anonymous No.]

How would you tell the difference between a Dark Mage and a Witch under the megamorphosis spell? By relation, how would you tell the difference between a Witch and a Dark Mage under the pedomorphosis spell? Is it possible that there is no difference and the distinction is only based on what type of body she prefers?

[Anonymous No.]

Jokes on you fuckers - I've got a hellhound AND a manticore wife.
Yes, my pelvis does get broken. BUT that's only after one of them is done with me. The other fucks me so hard that my pelvis UNBREAKS itself. Yeah, try that on for size.
that's how it works... right. right?

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>>44444698
she died and got better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444700
Color palette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444700
My wife does one explosion a day but she makes me do ten.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the times when we just had to worry about anons wanting to kill monsters and make everything grimdark instead of this bullshit. But thinking about it what if it’s the same people way back then and they have evolved their tactics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444700
The usual personality types are different enough that they would have a hard time pretending to be the other.

[Anonymous No.]

In Victorian Britain it was common for gentlemen to fall in love with and secretly marry their maids. Their civilization was the peak of human society for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444724
I would marry a chimney sweep kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444614
Every time I see one of these leash POV images I think of this
https://imgur.com/wVZ6M7p

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444706
Or more accurately in this case, a daughter of a girl that died a very long time ago and got better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444731
Won't be able to fit in the chimney when she's six months pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444739
i knew what that was before i even opened it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444739
Whatever that Shiba's being fed, he needs half of it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What would Demon Realm gravure be like? I can't imagine it ever profiting in an environment where lingerie is casual clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444791
go the other direction and add more clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444791
why does the back of her hair look like a pineapple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444795
So it would be things like women dressed in full combat harness or heavy work clothes or fancy but frumpy ballroom gowns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444822
Stylization for intimidation factor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444822
Say that to her face, I dare you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444720
No, it's open and shut that this is mostly mge fans coming here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444778
Might be an issue of not getting enough exercise. Shibas are a very active breed not and meant to be sedentary

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444846
cute pineapple
she's a fruitbatcat

[Anonymous No.]

Succs say no to suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444832
it's a video of ms demon in ribbed sweater and comfortable-looking jeans humming to herself while cooking dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444912
>One moment you're about to end it all
>The next you're sitting on your couch venting all your problems and anxieties to a concerned succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444946
>Biting down on the end of a shotgun
>Press the trigger
>Mouth fills with handkerchief
>Bogie spacewarps out of barrel of gun, her tit now in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444720
I don't think it's the same people. The thing about autists of this level is that it's extremely difficult if not outright impossible for them to change their behaviour patterns, so if it looks like a different person it probably is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44442602
What’s fucking ectoplasm like? Is it semisolid like a slime girl or more vaporous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444955
>cutting wrists in the bathroom
>barely hear he thuds and commotion in the other rooms
>mershark, still soaked from the ocean, breaks your door down
>despite gasping for air, she still manages to shriek in horror as she tackles you to the ground while her tail thrashes to turn on your bathtub
>She's applying pressure to your wound with her mouth
>finally gets the water going, yanks you into the tub with her
>she changes her pose, death gripping one of your wrists with one hand, the other with her tail
>as she catches her breath, she uses her free hand to reach into her bra, gets her cellphone, and calls 911

>visits you in the hospital every day

>you and her eventually make a few extra reasons to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444946
>despite her over-sexed appearance, she's an incredible listener and highly empathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444912
but wisps say yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444791
>raiju manticore
>tail sex is basically sticking your dick in an active generator until you pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444955
>Try to hang yourself
>The cloth you used was actually an ittan-momen
>struggles to untie herself for a moment
>then clings and cuddles you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445043
>pixie manticore
>the world's most dangerous fleshlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445059
>Basilisk manticore
>more poison than she knows what to do with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444955
>Toaster bathtub
>Drop toaster in the bathtub - duh
>Apartment short circuits, sparks everywhere, yet you are unharmed
>And have a ferocious boner
>Turn charred wreck of toaster over
>"Made in Zipangu"
>Led on inside of toaster is now blinking
>Hear angry scratching in corridor outside apartment
>Door bursts open
>Raiju carrying a GPS tracker in hand, a look of pure lust in her eyes
>Jumps into bathtub without a second thought
>Sparks everywhere, you are unharmed, and just jizzed yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445032
Imagine being caught in-between the actually angry and serious arguments of the monster girl who saves you and a wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445148
>That was a horrific display anon
Yeah, he didn't even jump!
>NO! Suicide is horrible! And in such a disgusting way!
Oh, right, yeah.
>How could you jump!
Yeah, anon, how could you jump when you could've just taken a hel's nostrum
>Ye- NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444912
>finally had enough
>get your pistol and line it up with your brain
>instead of nothingness you're uppercutted by a 'BANG!' flag
>confused you try to fire again
>'enter the gladiators start playing'

[Anonymous No.]

Any fantasy setting can be improved by the inclusion of monstergirl races who still males from the races that have them for use as breeding slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445161
I don't mind monster boys because I don't think about them much but realize they'd make cool antagonists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445161
>ugly western manface orc
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445161
By making them incubate eggs they stuff inside them with ovipositors!
Sexy, sexy ovipositors.

[Anonymous No.]

Any fantasy setting can be improved by the inclusion of monstergirl races who steal males from the races that have them for use as breeding slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445174
it was kinder to leave that deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445176
At least she's green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445174
cute

[Anonymous No.]

post them yella girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444912
gonna set myself on fire outside Deonora's castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444688
but she's the OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445174
Don't know why most western artists insist on making female monsters ugly as sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445214

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445220
danuki brand gasoline

[Anonymous No.]

>>44443236
>being a thunder mage husband to a fire demon balrog
This is the life. Yep. woooOOOOO! *sick guitar riff followed by harmonica solo*

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve already died a long time ago and now I am a destroyer spirit, that no wisp or undead can match my power bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

And there goes Sunday, I can't wait for next weekend to spend some more quality time with my auntster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445023
>What’s fucking ectoplasm like? Is it semisolid like a slime girl or more vaporous?
I always assumed something like liquidy jello. Wonder if someone has recreated that feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445231
my god man what is wrong with her

[Anonymous No.]

>Saved by a succ
>Start spending time with her
>Almost every day
>Just wandering around town, goofing around and having fun
>Every time you feel a little down, her genuniely excited and happy expression is all you need to make your day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How op is the lvl 1 succ wave offensive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445234
By yellow, you meant Chinese monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444262
Always keep a box of bandaids ready for your big girl.
>>44445283
My favorite drawing of his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445214
By yellow, you meant Chinese monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44442872
The answer to this question? Yes.
Make sure to 'feed' your wife responsibly

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445319
Gonna rack up social credit points by getting her pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445304
My cute and lovable business partner.

[Anonymous No.]

mamono abs is not attractive

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on this thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445349
Nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445348
I need to get my face close to them to form a proper opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>How do you fellow mist continent monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445349
shes better than me in factorio its not fair, by the second multiplayer play session she's always already won the game without me, the meanie.

[Anonymous No.]

Rank the following in terms of height
Hellhound,manticore,oni,ogre,minotaur,fairy,jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445569
fairy > oni > ogre > minotaur > jinko > hellhound > manticore
biggest to smallest

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaand back to the respawn queue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445569
Oni > Ogre > Minotaur > Jinko > Hellhound > Manticore > Fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445575
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445585
>>44445575
onis are that big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445592
pov you are in a shoebox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445594
Technically ogres and onis should be about the same size since they're cousins but people like onis more plus they're supposed to be demons in eastern myths so they consider them bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445569
>Hellhound: 6'4" - 6'8"
>Manticore: 5'8" - 6'
>Oni: 7'2" - 7'6"
>Ogre: 7'4" - 7'8"
>Minotaur: 5'10" - 6'2"
>Fairy: 4" - 37'8"
>Jinko: 6'2" - 6'6"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445594
to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445619
oh shit I am 5'5'', I'm in danger

[Anonymous No.]

baked mgs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445646
>5'5'
youll get height bullied by every monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445646
>manlet
May as well go for loli since you're short like a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445655
He could always become the goblin king. That or get swole and marry a dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445658
funnily enough I also look much younger than I really am, I am basically a legal shota

[Anonymous No.]

being a manlet is just asking for getting hag'd like what would you even do when she picks you up by the waist? wriggle your feet in the air? moron

[Anonymous No.]

Traphouse of horrors

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445675
Unless your fat, bald, and/or hairy. Then you're prime loli bait, especially true loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445653
she looks like she lovebites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445668
THE GOBLIN KING!?

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to sit on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445692
>>44445668
Forgot to attach image

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445655
Almost makes me wish I was his height if there was any real possibility of getting a buff monster gf so she looked even bigger and stronger in comparison to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445655
>>44445658
You realize that for some monsters you're also as much of a manlet as him, right? It's like being a guy a trying to make a difference between a shortstack, and a small shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445675
why are hags so mean...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad I'm not a manlet...5'3 is tall right? Monsters would think I'm tall and cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445710
sneks can cheat their height by adjusting their tail/torso ratio

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445697
This, but black harpy instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445710
Sorry buddy, you have to be at least 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.]

what happens if you are so much of a manlet that sabbath girls are taller than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445710
You look like more like a chicken leg than you do a man to a lamia when you're that short

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445717
Imagine snake towering over you by like 10 feet using her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445739
i wish miss kiki would pat my head...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445742
Try calling the girls there "onee-chan"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445742
otouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445742
Are you a midget?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445739
But I'm in my mid 20s!
>>44445743
S-surely lamias aren't predatory like that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445767
>>44445742
>Anon is so small he gets confused for a male dwarf
>Constantly harassed by academics and high ranking monsters who were certain male dwarves had disappeared
>Not to mention actual dwarves
>And elves who bully the shit out of him
>Not to mention every small monster with a napoleon complex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445710
awww. how cute...

[Anonymous No.]

What hentai doujins have you found that could easily take place in Monster Girl Encyclopdia?
>https://hentai2read.com/a_story_about_how_an_adventuer_who_was_beaten_by_an_oni_got_captured_to_make_babies/ (couldn't find it on exhentai)
Man captured and made a breeding slave for a group of Onis.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1073319/1a724dbc0e/
Swordswoman gets branded by a mark that makes her an increasingly lewd and perverted but still monogamous woman and fucks her elven support. Easily could lead up to monsterization in MGE.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1429775/5dd709f360/
Apprentice Sorcerer gets captured by two Dark Elf twins and made their sex slave.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1236707/b86b2b6aa0/
Elf twins capture man for use as a breeding slave.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1863381/067c20655a/
Prudish dark elf gets her sexual desires awakened.
>https://exhentai.org/g/943289/75a00a1fdc/
Sexy witch fucks her apprentice. Is implied to have groomed him.
>https://exhentai.org/g/854919/d45d40f000/
>https://exhentai.org/g/748342/a02942f8ff/
First is where an insect girl saves a man from committing suicide, second is possibly a sequel where the two are married.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1064567/a30b9a4486/
Indirectly related where a pre-portal world gets prepared for portals using apps that induce temporary monsterization in women.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1879839/e9300594e0/
Samurai sent to slay an Oni instead lays the Oni.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1816919/399d28c577/
Oni gets a "sacrifice" from a village.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1371984/fb21452fde/
Man is caught and raped by a Basilisk.
>https://exhentai.org/g/975384/9f02f545b4/
Noble boy kidnaps a Lamia to be his lover.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1547260/b88961e377/
Romance between a Alraune woman and a noble boy.

[Anonymous No.]

Are You Okay with a Slightly Older MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445818
no! she has to be *much* older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445818
How old exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445823
>Young 40 year old fox depressed she’ll have to wait till she’s at least 400 to get a man

[Anonymous No.]

Sassy fat black apophis OL patrolling the empty halls of the bureaucracy pyramid for human stragglers late at night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445829
old enough for her birthday cake to be a fire hazard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445823
That artist is a fuckin' weirdo but his Swamp Witch was top

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445818
All my favorite girls can cheat death or live absurdly long lives, so I'm more than okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Who else wants to bully her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445886
BULLY DRUELLA, BULLY DRUELLA, BULLY DRUELLA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

split your lungs with blood and thunder

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445911
BUY DRUELLA, BUY DRUELLA, BUY DRUELLA
2 FOR 1 ON DORKS! BUY DRUELLA, GET DEONORA FREE!

[Anonymous No.]

Druella is a hag at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445818
I'm ok with a lot older MGs, since I'm on my way to reach my 40s they all look young to me anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445818
this>>44445823
only old women is what I love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445349
put it back before it gets into my midnight snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444720
(Some) things were kinda grimdark at face value before KC clarified a bunch of stuff though. I can't be the only one who remembers the days before momono's soulmate husbando sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445943
That's still a hugbox and the setting was fine before it
You are not destined for the tulpa you have invented in your head, and you will be happy with whatever monster girl claims you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445958
>You are not destined for the tulpa you have invented in your head
i mean with chatbots being a thing do peole need to bes nmake d tulpas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445959
Oh god the flayers got him.

[Anonymous No.]

It's quiet... too quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445958
>You are not destined for the tulpa you have invented in your head, and you will be happy with whatever monster girl claims you
Shit fetish, get outta here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445999
It's more fun without fated soulmate nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446006
Objectively wrong. The soulmate stuff is literally the best part. Even after you headcanon a lot of the garbage out, there are still plenty of girls that many of us would be very unhappy with.
If your version of happiness is getting dragged screaming into an alley by some random-ass monster, you do you, but don't pretend you're not in the minority here.

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO, the Soul Mate-O-Matic 3000 broke! While Miss Gremlin works to repair it, all Anons are stuck with the luck of the draw.
Roll ONCE for your new wife:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Rerolls make first girl stronger and add another harem member!
>First girl will definitely be the alpha of the harem!

Trips power her up!
ONLY QUADS CAN STOP HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446006
I’d be content all the same as long as the monster’s anywhere in my top 20, though I don’t think there’s anything wrong with anons deadset on “the one”. It’s just made dumb by KC making it an artificial mechanic of the setting in response to shitposters instead of just saying “it works because Eros, shut up”

[Anonymous No.]

Are zombies good housewives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446022
Did you forget this is fiction again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445927
It's the same with me, just a couple more years to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446029
Not when they become Wights after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
>Book goat
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446036
Likely some /tg/ refugee or /vg/ vermin that never learned to fuck off somewhere else. Just call him a faggot and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446029
Yes, there's a reason why zombiemaids are so common and it isn't because you can get them for free

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446022
Truth. Anon is probably that guy whining about MGE and trying to stir up the threads. Don't take the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
>Wight
nope
>Gargoyle
nah
>Unicorn
horsepussy is trash
>Nurarihyon
don't have the space to deal with that
I'll wait until the Gremlin fixes the machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
>Yeti
Looks like its time for comfy times.
Which is good, could have used her during the storms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446062
>furshit
Nah, kill that one and you'd have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
No thanks. I'll just go down to the Eros temple and ask for a cupid to hook me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
The popular Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
Reroll'd once - weird harem, which I guess ms. houri is the alpha of

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
>werecat
Yep I'll take her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446066
The real wives were the girls we rolled along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44435675
Be a brave and bold Lad and romance AND corrupt/monsterize a high ranking lady inquisitor of the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446121
I don’t know that girl already looks monsterized to me. Like how many people you know got golden eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446121
> Corrupt the High Inquisitor
> Expect her to turn into a succubus, or maybe a demon?
> Nope.
> Not.
> Even.
> Close.
> Instead she has become something terrifying.
> Something with an appetite you cannot hope to fulfill.
> A being that mortals fear to cross paths with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446121
No thanks, I’ll stick to the level 5 starting town Holstaur who tried to give me my first quest before I mating pressed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446167
>So how do you know your wife is low level?
>"Well, I ran into her in the starting village so she has to be a low level character."
>Turns out she's a midboss from two chapters in during the "Storming of the Keep" mission with multiple levels in the "Bulwark" subclass
>She's trying desperately not to let this slip as its been a long time since she could go to a cafe in a cute dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446121
But non-consensual corruption is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446206
it's a comedic misunderstanding

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446216
A goof?
A jape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446167
I want to get mistakenly given a level 1 Valkyrie loli and raise her to lvl100

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446226
the very same

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446199
Big girls in cute dresses are for impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446228
But do you want to have her stay a loli or level up into a full figured arch-valkryie?

>>44446264
This is true, also awkward when you reach her stage and before she can even hear anything you hear the "Boss Defeated" music and just randomly get XP

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being a zombie herder that fell asleep in the middle of the field

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445958
Honestly agreed, It's one of the reasons why I'm shocked he has not made an Ergegore girl. I've actually considered writing a fan profile for one, It would probably be pretty simple to the doppelganger and ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446121
>Be childhood friend of girl who will become a powerful High Inquisitor.
>The radicals realize that you are her only weakness so they kidnap you.
>Incubize you with gallons of Succubus Nostrum and other corrupting goods.
>Ensure that the High Inquisitor gets the chance to "rescue" you from them.
>Monsterize the High Inquisitor with your tainted seed during relief sex.
>>44446147
It's not from monsterization but from divine favour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446022
I only like the soulmate stuff when it's done very subtly, like the force. Demonic energy basically being like the force is pretty nice imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
>Ushi
>Krampus
Please help I'm scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
>Inari
Fair enough then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446345
>zombie herder
What do zombies produce that warrant keeping herds of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446360
in my eyes it's just a bonus built in for waifufags and doesn't have a meaningful effect on anybody else

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446373
Love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446373
Kefir, buttermilk, butter and cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446373
A freshly raised zombie needs to be kept out of danger and/or guided to a hubby until the vitamin D allows her to regain her living mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446387
Gotta milk those government love subsidies. Thank you church of Eros lobbyists!

[Anonymous No.]

Demons are a boy's best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
>Bunyip
I shall cherish this fluffy snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445023
By default I like to headcanon there being two states to sexing a ghost. There's their standard vaporous form, which they use to phase through solid matter, and then their semi-solid form. Now, while their vaporous form would still leave residue not unlike condensation, the only real thing that binds them together is how utterly *cold* a ghost is. It's the kind of bone chilling ( har ) cold that harkens to a feeling of loneliness and wanting to be embraced. If you're giving a ghost the dick she's eventually going to be warmed up by your body heat and even semen but it'd be like sticking your dick into a quasi-gelatinous woman who tastes and feels like spearmint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446539
I don't see any studies that prove this claim.

[Anonymous No.]

help

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446373
Just make a corpse wear a cow print bikini and she magically starts lactating

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446598
have a squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446605
H I

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446583
I've got one but my demon professor won't let me publish it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446605
Anon, I know that fighting squirrel and I know the only thing on her mind is kids and a question of not how many she'll have but how many she CAN have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446603
gotta love equipment with passive abilities
even if it's suboptimal it's much more interesting than flat stats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446539
No that's elves

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate a kej and raise a family with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446272
>But do you want to have her stay a loli or level up into a full figured arch-valkryie?
Probably the latter, it would be kind of goofy if she stayed small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446632
>Lvl 100 Loli valk
>Huge set of glowing, holy wings behind her
>Eyes ablaze with the golden light of divine power she's filled with and a spear that seems to be made of pure sunlight.
>Still can't reach the top shelf without a chair or flying
I dunno, could be cute.

Although if you do get a 6 foot tall demigoddess of muscle and divine power you could still tease her about her loli days a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446373
Their combined mana serves as a phylactery for Ms. Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446689
so if I kill the zombies I kill the lich? sounds easy enough

[Anonymous No.]

i wiwsh to wake up on ms lichs table and be her big dumb guard human that keeps making trouble for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446625
>>44446539
Elves are a MAN's best wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
>Dragon
I don't want a stinking dragoncel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446887
i'll take the tsundere noble dragon off our hands if you don't want her

[Anonymous No.]

If MGE became real I'm not sure how much would change for most of us, I feel like we're too terrified of social interaction and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446916
that's why we would all get neet bug GFs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446916
>I'm not sure how much would change for most of us
There would be common monster girls EVERYWHERE. Slimes, imps, zombies, you name it. Everyone has like 5 kids minimum, laws would be changing like crazy to accommodate for this ridiculous increase in population, would be baby boom 2.0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446916
eros'll figure something out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446916
Just have good taste and instead of monstergirls here, imagine that the portals send (You) there. That way you're forced to interact with them, like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446916
I think if you're a good person there would be mamono eager to "save" you. Whether it's a cupid's arrow, a demon forcing you to sign a contract, or seductive charm, they'd eventually help us be the loving husbands we are meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446940
cupids will put in overtime, it's not like they have husbands waiting for them at home anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446539
Surely a demon would never take advantage of a sweet young boy who doesn't know any better than to glue himself to the first woman who's kind to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446916
i'd most likely meet my wives

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that loli dragons come in extra smug and evil flavors.
Still weak to tail attacks though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446625
I would be like a deer in the headlights if there was serious interest shown toward me. It'd be a staring contest if I encountered a deer girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446976
don't stare too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446952
It's sort of narcissistic, but I like to imagine being portal'd to the monster realm and being a 'rare exotic gaian human' or whatever
It just seems like it'd be nice to be rare and special and have people want to have you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446953
>a demon forcing you to sign a contract
One of my favorite parts about Voso in Magus' story was her forcing the MC to sign a contract that would essentially force him to be married (to her or someone else) in six months. Pretty much said: "I won't let you hurt yourself by staying single anymore. This is for your own good."
A few of us definitely need this. Not all of us are cut out for some grand adventure to meet our wife and would be far better off just being delivered to her like a present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446571
Thank you good sir. I’d give a more concise reply but it’s getting kinda chilly and the static on my TV won’t g

[Anonymous No.]

magic weasel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446976
first to blink gets raped

[Anonymous No.]

>be big guard human for your lich
>see that vampire is trying to bully her
>grab her by the back of the collar
>wha shud I do wit hr?
>vampire is panicking since she only comes up to my crotch
>lich: let's play with her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447008
I get it, although personally I think the attention would drive me insane
>>44447009
If I was in the magis shoes, I'm genuinely not sure what would have happened to me I probably would have died. On the chance I didn't though I would have probably rejected pretty much everyone out of fear for myself and them, I don't think I've ever made the right choice in my life especially when it comes to romantic relationships. Pretty sure I have BPD so I would actively try to reject all of them and hide away for both of our protection and that's not even including the whole DE allergy thing.
>>44446953
See that's the thing, I don't think I'm a good person and I'm not sure anything could actually convince me fully, I think the only one that might be able to convince me would be a flayer.
>>44446952
you underestimate my ability to hide, I would actually probably try to get that love curse from Eros.
>>44446937
Neet centipede gf sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447008
For me it has always been people from these threads being sent there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447076
Wait elaborate, like /jp/ being a portal or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446952
>There was no massive event where monsters flood the streets of our world
>No, instead human men just went missing; gone without a trace.
>Just a couple here or there at a time, most of the time
>Sometimes it'd be a few dozen
>But this was largely not a concern to the public at large and life went on usual..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44444246

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447115
it's like the rapture, but with rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447128
clever girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447128
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447128
Her smug aura mocks me.

[Anonymous No.]

I wan to bully my teacher, ms.lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447128
oh no she's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44445658
>>44445655
>>44445646
>>44445705
lol, im 5'2", and its not worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447115
I hope for that shit every night man

[Anonymous No.]

I just want someone to come home to that ain't just a empty room

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446916
Doesn't really matter since monstergirls are aggressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447308
wonder how long those eyeflames can get

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447308
>A hellhound breaks down your bedroom door
>You try to climb out the window terrified
>You're almost out but you feel something grab your ankle and pull you back in and throw you in the bed like you're a daki
Monsters are scary....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447327
You'll be quite happy after the act.

[Anonymous No.]

The flames of hellhound have a strange note about them
The amount of love they wish to give to you is based on the color of it
Orange is normal
Red is high
Yellow is higher
Yellow white is nearing obsession
Blue white is all consuming passion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447327
>nubs rattling at your doorknob
>mweeing noises outside
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446026
>Bogey
...are ya sure the soulmate thing isn't working? Cause she's perfect for my mopey ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447346
She rigged it. Just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447335
Imagine her drooling and it drips onto your face while she grinds your body into the mattress

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447342
It's all good, just try not to wear out your welcome at Olive Gardens salad bar, unless you don't mind driving to the next county.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447352
Canine monstergirls (as well as feline and rodent monstergirls) will lick you to show affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447356
>older kot gf tries to groom you with her tongue
>carries you around by the collar
>calls you 'kitten'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447352
Catch it in your mouth and then kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447373
Fucking cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447356
>Anon is constantly showing up to work covered in loose hellwan fluff and drool
>Thankfully the boys at the site don't give him too much grief as they are in similar situations with their new wives and Mrs Hellwan is both your supervisor and wife.
I guess that's a positive of companys consolidation post portal, though sexual harrassement has largely been done away with because of monster cultural norms, all those poor lawyers are out of a job now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447374
>How to give a Hellhound heart pupils and increase the ferocity of her rape by 200%

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447377
the thought of it makes him very angry. he can't help but speak up about how angry it makes him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447338
Purple is supposedly the hottest color in existence, so I guess that’s when a Hellhound hits yandere mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447373
I can imagine a feline auntster doing that, also they try to breastfeed you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447390
Rather than banning office relationships, they are encouraged, especially if a man and a woman like each other but won't start a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447390
oh no
the poor lawyers
what a waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447502
Older monsters trying to breastfeed me is my fetish, I'm weak to milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447510
I am sure a danuki will help them by absorbing their firms, that or they can go kiss alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447523
I would kiss an Alp, no homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447547
My Cheshire wife said no homo to me after I demolished her asshole
I couldn't fuck an alp personally because it was once a dude. But hey whatever floats your boat anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I visited a store that had 3 cute and affectionated kitties and one of them kept licking my hand.
Tt was rough but kinda felt nice against a skin, but I can't decide whether I'd like to get a kiss from a girl with a tongue like that. Do you think werecats and other Mollies have human or cat-like textured tongues?

[Anonymous No.]

Dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447818
I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447818
I've been licked so much by cat tongues I'm used to it. Moulded by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447818
Spiky tongue blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447835
Must be so nice. The kitties there were the cutest and most affectionate ones I ever met, unlike most cats I met that weren't really nice.
>>44447837
Okay, that is a concept worth pondering on.
>>44447831
Toms really go say stuff like that, then claim they were not trying to flirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447837
Ouchies

[Anonymous No.]

what's the theme song of the husband of a set of highly aggressive kamaitachis
weasels ripped my flesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447854
Yes, I'm a TOM and?
I'm still waiting for my Molly but nothing is knocking at my door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447818
given the setting I imagine it's similar in texture but softer

[Anonymous No.]

beat cats by getting an actual cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447967
That's something I imagined as well, it feels pleasantly dragging on skin, but not rough to kiss.
>>44447922
Ain't nothing with that.
t. also a TOM
>>44447975
untill you notice the cat has 2 tails and is very smug all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447875
Theme song of a man who got Bogey'd
My Friend of Misery

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are entitled to owning a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44448070
Owning a human is a big responsibility. Is she sure she's ready for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>Still not having a human owner after 25
> Hang out on /4mon/ didn't help
I don't feel happy nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>44448143
go to anime conventions and cosplay, to make nerds feel safe and drop their guard down

[Anonymous No.]

>>44446952
Thats worse, i am bad at interaction, and tossed into another world with no local currency to my name, how am I gonna find me my shoggoth and kikimora wives to live a comfy life with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44448160
draw a kiki on a piece of paper surrounded with hearts and show it to first monster girl you meet, then do a dogeza

[Anonymous No.]

>>44447128
Blessed

[Anonymous No.]

i want monster girl to get portal'd here and have her experience 3dpd whores in person

[Anonymous No.]

>>44448499
she'd go full Doomguy and shoot dark matter at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44448505
>reverse grimderp shitfic with Druella or other extremist just going on a corruption rampage upon seeing the absolute state of our world and its women"
This needs to be done

[Anonymous No.]

>>44448499
>>44448505
>portals finally open
>monsters know that just a full force invasion would be rough
>instead, they send a wave of kots over.
>the idea is to slowly shift humanity's customs to those of MGE's, to avoid a lot of unneeded conflict. since catgirls are basic initial integration should have minimal issue aside from religious nuts
>two weeks into the invasion, on the MGE side
>"huh, thats strange"
>"whats strange?"
>"after this week's status update the earth side monsters sent an appstore link"
>"huh. whats the app?"
>" 'the battle cats', i dont get it. i mean yeah all the monsters on that side are cats but we arent invading..."
>the two read over the game's description for a minute
>"..."
>"..."
>"SHIT" "SHIT"
>they run over to a comms console to see if they can stop it in time and avoid conflict
>but its too late, the earth side monsters have already corrupted several nations whole

[Anonymous No.]

Wake up feral Monsters at your own risk.

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>>44448713
Don't wake ferals, cuddle them instead

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>>44448713
I wonder how they'd react when waking up to find a small Human acting as the little spoon.

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>>44448595
>My name is not important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking love this world, and the human men suffering in it. My whole life is just cold, bitter virginity, and I always wanted to get a husband. This is the time of rape, and no man not is worth saving, and I will put in the arms of a loving wife as many as I can. It's time for me to rape and it's time for me to cum; my love crusade begins... here!

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>>44448505
>houri riding a hijacked dark matter into the world trade center
I'm still mad that that picture is gone

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>>44448713
I feel an intense urge rising in my pelvis, to get brutally corrected by them.
>>44448774
it's not gone, it's still there in your heart
>>44448767
and they called her the Loov Gal

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>>44448713
>Haaahn? So you're one of those "Hunters" huh?
>You look like some shitty punk to me.

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>>44448796
Mamonos don't use swears

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>>44447975
hot

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>>44448713
well they better get up or they'll be late for school

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Being the one in charge of the otter squad is tiresome and not fun. I hate them and would prefer to lead one of the well behave kiki squad.

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>>44448873
>kids' show in MGE
>Druella and her extremist squad teaching young ladies it's NEVER okay to use ugly words

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>>44448947
I bet Druella swears like a sailor in private away from men and children

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I don't care what you all say. I know that not a damn soul here wouldn't let tanuki lick your face all over in whatever weird mating rituals they have.

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>>44449025
> Druella is in her office, working her way through updates to a treaty and trying to plan how she'll explain it to the Order Kingdom it's being sent to.
> She thinks aloud about it as she reads.
> "Yar, matey, I be ready to keelhaul your asshole if you don't sign the treaty."
> "Ahem." An increasingly nervous secretary anounces that she's already in the room.
> Druella snaps to attention.
> "You didn't hear anything!"
> The secretary nods and sighs.
> Druella really needs to get laid.

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>>44449120
>all the autism you've seen here
>not convinced socially starved anons wouldn't just dive into the first hole spread in front of them.

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>>44447128
Adorable

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>>44448713
Look at those delinquents, I bet they only eat, sleep, and pick fights.

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If Pyrows and 'Yips all got along
They'd prob'ly hunt me down by the end of this song
Feels like the whole city wanna get me
Everytime I'm in the street I hear
'PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP'

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>>44446916
I don't know. I like to imagine that I will wear my balaclava, take my big chopping knife, print of few pics of my top five species and and go in my town's streets to verify if they're from MGE or not. A modern knight if you prefer

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>>44449215
>verify if they're from MGE or not
thats actually very simple
>find your favorite monster
>ask to see her weapon for a second
>stab yourself in the heart
if she is from MGE, then she gets to have her way with you as all mamano weapons are demon silver. and you'll have your good ending since she is your favorite monster.
if the weapon isnt made of demon silver and you just fucking die, then you are free from whatever hell has been unleashed upon earth.

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>>44449215
If you start seeing land squids and giant humanoids alongside beautiful monster women then they’re probably the ones.

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>>44449306
>Stab yourself in the heart directly in front of your favorite monster
wow, what a good idea. I don't know why nobody else has thought of that

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So in the scenario someone actually did end up in the monster girl world how would you anons recommend actually getting a Inari Wife? I know preferences are considered but theirs a lot of logistics and the worlds a big place and zinpangus only a small country in it.
(Note:Hags are fine if not preferable if that matters)

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>>44449373
with a demon silver weapon, anon.
stop trying to shitpost.

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>>44449386
I'm sure that will mollify your wife-to-be when you try to perform ritualistic suicide with a weapon that may or may not be demon silver right in front of her

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>>44449405
you are a shitposting retard.
its canon information that if a monster carries a weapon it will be made of demon silver.
so if she is a monster from MGE, you are effectively saying "i offer myself to you, please do with me as you please" since you'll just be knocked out.

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>>44446916
i work in the service industry, you learn to deal with it, which isnt a good thing mind you

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>>44449471
I'm not saying you won't be fine.
I'm saying she's going to be upset

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>>44449471
She was a weeby weapon collector and you're dead.

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>>44449306
That gay and weak, just try to make a small cut to your finger. If it bleeds, use the chopping knife on you or her.
if it doesn't bleed and you feel horny, continue to verify that she comes from MGE with trivia questions about DL. If everything is valid, take her hand and bring her home to rape her.

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>>44449490
fair enough. in that case once you have the weapon in your hand, explain what you are about to do.
that'll clear up any confusion. and if she begs you to not do it after that, you can just make a small cut on your hand or something. as long as no blood is drawn you are fine. which also solves >>44449497

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How to not get KONned by foxes?

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>>44449611
stop pulling the damn seals off, for one.

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>>44449634
But she said they itch and that they need replacing anyway.

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>>44449634
Hey it could pay off, I pulled them off of that loli demon and she turned into an 8ft tall thick bombshell with breasts bigger than my head.
Sure, there's now a portal to hell in my weightlifting corner but the sex is worth it.

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>>44449634
It's fun to peel them off though

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>>44449490
I want to sleep INSIDE this minotaurs clothes, trapped inside her shirt pressed into her mattress chest, muffled but content moos coming from outside

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>>44449711
If I pull those off, will I die?

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>>44449611
>>44449711
its the same fake seals that they all buy from Kikimart. i can see the box in the corner of the room with the pricetag still on. you would think these hags would have the free time to make their own at the very least.

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>>44449836
>"Foolish human, now that you've removed the seals you've unleashed my true power and..."
>"and....."
>".....Why did only my breasts get bigger?"

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>>44440230
Dark Mage

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>>44449849
you were actually a mofustein

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>>44449943
>We're Sorry but all excess ancient power and evil could not be carried over into the new regime, as such we've increased your chest size to compensate for your loss - T. Demonlord
Save file corruption is a hell of a thing.

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>>44449952
>tfw her whole body becomes meaty to compaste for the massive tits
>And she also now leaks milk that can instantly monsterize any female after they drink it

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>>44449970
>"I was a courtly beauty with a physique that put the other courtesans to shame and now I look like a woman that enjoyed too many sweets while lounging in the pillow room!"
>We're sorry but no refunds!
>"When I find you 'Susan', if that is your real name, I am going to curse you so hard that everything will think you're a walking ball of negative karm- DAMMIT THERE GOES MY KIMONO!"

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>>44450008
>All while the anon who unsealed her doesnt know not even a word what she said
>he both can understand nor cares to
>He wordlessly grabs her and kisses her
>following up with raping her
>all the while the fox is calling him a stupid sexy savage, barbarian, animal, dirty hairless ape, an idiotic dog, a perverted monster all the while which anon only takes as she likes it and goes harder

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>>44450008
>All while the anon who unsealed her doesnt know not even a word what she said
>he both cannot understand nor does he
cares to
>He wordlessly grabs her and kisses her
>following up with raping her
>all the while the fox is calling him a stupid sexy savage, barbarian, animal, dirty hairless ape, an idiotic dog, a perverted monster all the while which anon only takes as she likes it and goes harder