Reimu said NO!

[Anonymous No.]

"You want to try mating with Youkai? ABSOLUTELY NOT! You'd be committing a grave sin by attempting to reproduce and create even more Youkai! I don't care if they would be half-Youkais either! I forbid it! If you try, I'll exterminate you on the spot without mercy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
It's funny, because a substantial half-youkai population would actually pose a danger to Gensokyo's purpose, which is the preservation of youkai. The diminishment of apprehension/fear combined with the increased competition that half-youkai would bring into the equation would, in fact, have disastrous results. And not just because it's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
I'd like to see her try, lazy mikos don't get to enforce their own morality on Youkai Wives willy nilly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
Why should we believe you? Lazy miko

Come all! We have bunnies for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
No, I said "I want to mate with you, 'kay?"
Please don't accuse me of being one of those dogfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
The Unique thing I understood is that the Lazy Miko is envious of the attention the Youkai Women get

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
Quiet Reimu, the adults are talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
>cums deep inside Alice
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
Ejaculating into Hong Meiling to make mysterious youkai children

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
>takes zinc and abstains for a week
>fucks youmu silly
>overflows
>tell her I forgot the condom
>"condom te Nani?"
what's that you were saying miss miko?

[Anonymous No.]

>climbs up youkai mountain
>goes to the tengu village
>tell aya I have a scandalous story
>hold hands
>next day's bunbunmaru headlines: Outsider Getting Too Friendly with the Ladies of Gensokyo? First Hand Account
Couldn't hear ya miss miko, could you say it again?

[Anonymous No.]

>jumps down a pit
>goes to the palace of earth spirits
>takes out a can of cat food
>"nuh-uh"
can't find that fucking pic i wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>"y-you can't see the mistress"
>"i will do more than just see her"
>dows more than just see her

[Anonymous No.]

>girl in yellow appears wtf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380830
>>44381429
>>44381452
>>44381481
>>44381486
>>44381493
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>goes to the myoren
>feeds cheese to the rat girl
what are you going to do about it, shrine bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381508
This is a new thread meme, they are making up stories about loving youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>goes to the bamboo forest
>"does this mean your eggs are also immortal? Let's find out"
It's just an expert reimu
>>44381508
reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381508
Are these threads always so strange? I have seen these youkai marriage threads appearing for a few months. The last ones seemed mostly normal but this one looks like a SEA schizo delusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381528
Is the Doll pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381534
No, you see, if I remember correctly, the previous threads were more of discussion and comedy, no idea what's been going on recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
Who do you want us to impregnate then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381508
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>goes to the sunflower field
yet again I can't find the pic i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381563
Here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381561
She's just jealous
>throws a few coins into the saidenbako
>puts a bun in the red and white oven
There fixed it for you miko san
>>44381574
No it was her breastfeeding a baby with a smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381595
Oh my god, Who is the lucky one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
I'm not trying to mate with youkai, Reimu! I'm just...uhm, practicing coitus for when I do it with a human girl. It's not my fault if I don't pull out in time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381613
Mating press the 'ka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381613
>doesn't have the balls to stand up to some red white self proclaimed bitch of a policewoman
don't worry your sperm count is so low you're just going to fire blanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
You misunderstand my goal. I don't want to reproduce with a youkai. I hate kids and don't want any of my own. What I want to do is marry one and spend my days in relative peace and happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379819
>competition that half-youkai would bring into the equation would
Well the only one we knows is Rinnosuke and he survives on normal food like, so who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381640
She could kill me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381769
Ever heard of dying for love, love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
>I'll exterminate you on the spot without mercy!
Try getting past my wife first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381815
>My wife
Damn right she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381815
Reimu is at ease because your wife is post menopausal, no youkai hellspawn bastards to me made in that oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381900
Damn, that poor anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381900
Literal goddess of fertility, volcanic soil level womb, could get pregnant just by sitting down on the average /jp/sie's bed, octomom levels of fecundity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381534
They attract waifufags, who are utterly deranged figures unable to distinguish between reality and fiction. They can't be reasoned with, nor do understand humor. They just obsessively post the same shit every time to distract from their miserable lives.
And Yuukafags are probably the worst of the lot, obsessing over an imaginary version of the character that's completely unrecognizable as Yuuka Kazami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381941
This anon does not know the power of Youkai Moe.
I pray for his salvation.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381429
Youmu isn't a youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381941
>Yuukafags
I love how in every thread that mentions powerlevels they are the first one to get super defensive over their waifu. Its very funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381956
Why is Yuuka so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381493
>Masturbating at home
>Suddenly feel a mysterious force weighing down on me, as my cock is enveloped in a warm pressure, like something is wrapped around it.
>Without understanding why, begin thrusting into this presence like an ape, the invisible force tightening with each push.
>As I feel myself cumming, I expect to ejaculate on the floor, but my seed is nowhere to be found.
>A strange, green haired girl materializes around my cock, giving me a loving smile
Wtf just happened bros? She just keeps hanging on to my arm with this lost puppy expression?

[Anonymous No.]

Youkai wife = happy life

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE TOUHOUMON REIMU

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381956
Oh, I'm quite fond about youkai moe. But the thing is, youkai moe does not mean a youkai who is moe. It means a youkai who is so earnestly youkai-like that it becomes endearing in its own right.
However, since youkai are kind of unpleasant figures by nature, given them being such a threat to humanity and all, Yuuka Kazami's honest youkai nature makes any interaction with her a rather terrible experience. But she's just having so much fun ruining your day, that it's still kind of adorable, in like, a way where you really wish you hadn't met her that day. Any human would still wish to avoid her. That it what it means to face youkai moe.

Still, youkai moe just isn't as strong as miko moe. That's just a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44391822
So youre saying that it would be better for me to fuck reimu instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44392334
Yes, she's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44392357
I must continue the hakurei bloodline. Billions must be born.

[Anonymous No.]

>I sit down to share a late night cup of tea with Remilia not long before midnight lunch
>'Did you know that despite it being a long-running trope in fiction, to a vampire biting the neck isn't the best way to efficiently draw blood from a still living human?'
>'It isn't? You really question that I've been doing it the wrong way these past five hundred years? It always seems to work fine to me!'
>'No, although there are a lot of major arteries and veins in that part of the body, a specific part of the human male anatomy somewhere else has a far bigger concentration of blood vessles than any other part of the body, in fact it's a perfect place to bite on and draw blood from'
>Remilia looks up at me with a blank but curious expression as I stand up and step closer towards her
>'..and where might this part of the 'male anatomy' might this be then?'
>*unzips*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44394118
Would it deflate like a balloon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382044
I mean, the bitch is pretty fucking strong, as is a lot of the cast. But def overrated by her admirers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44394599
Given that her Ability, for the purposes of combat, is dogshit, and she is considered up with the top tiers in terms of danger level, it's safe to assume that she's extremely strong, probably comparable to Yuugi in a straight fight, would be a fair inference, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44395779
Nah, no way that Yuuka could take Yuugi. Yuugi is fucking ridiculous and has never been even remotely serious in a fight, usually spending her time casually sipping sake in the process.
I figure that Yuuka's raw power is around the level of Remilia, except she doesn't have the other broken vampire bullshit. At the same time, unlike Remilia, Yuuka doesn't have any real weaknesses to exploit, being well-rounded, and she has a wealth of combat experience that gives her an edge on other opponents around her level.
She could probably take Remilia or Yuyuko in a fight, as well as most other final bosses except Junko, Okina, and maybe Keiki.
She's likely outmatched against someone just way beyond her in power, though, such as the oni leaders or Yorihime, or those with an ability she has no way of dealing with, such as Yuuma. She might also lose against opponents she'd heavily underestimate, like Tanned Cirno.

She's definitely strong, but she's nowhere near the real top contenders, who are just in a league of their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44396994
>Tanned Cirno.
I am going to disregard your opinion based entirely on this fact. Super cirno is still limited by being cirno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44397014
You're sleeping on her, honestly.
Tanned Cirno likely has enough power to match or even exceed Yuuka, and even in her normal state, she has immense natural talent to the point where she could give Marisa something of a hard time.
Yuuka would actually need to take things seriously against Tanned Cirno and take advantage of her far greater experience, but she's unlikely to really see Cirno as a genuine threat, and would end up on the back foot before realising that she lost the advantage and needs to make an actual effort, which could be her undoing.
And if Cirno wouldn't need to worry about her own power killing her, Yuuka would probably be completely outclassed.

Also she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

If Reimu intended to stop you from romancing Youkai, you wouldn't be able to do anything about it. She could stop you easily if she wanted and ensure you can never even meet a Youkai, and lock you up somewhere to hold you if you persisted. If she wanted you dead, you'd have a needle between your eyes piercing your brain stems before you'd even catch a whiff of her intentions. Don't try to say that the Youkai would save you either, she would beat them easily, not that they even would as she'd already be well capable of preventing you from making any relations at all as we've already established.

Face it anon, with Reimu actively standing in your way and denying you Youkai romance, there's not a damn thing you can do about it. You have no choice but to accept defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44398349
>t. virgin shrine maiden who cant find her sorry ass a man AKA Reimu Hakurei

[Anonymous No.]

>>44398349
Yeah, but what if it's the chair hag? How would Reimu stop her if she's serious about loving me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44397234
I like tanned cirno because she is brown and erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44398739
Okina would never date you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44398349
And this assumes that the pestering from Yukari from destroying her chances at nabbing a man is worth any level of whatever reason Reimu has to do this.
By denying people the right to Youkai Wives, and vice versa, Reimu is antagonising anyone who wants to get married in Gensokyo who has to deal with the total lack of male youkai options.
their only option is to pick up a nice outsider who they can keep under wraps while they pretend nothing is wrong to the rest of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44398976
It's not Reimu's problem most of the Youkai are unlikable and scare off any men before they get to know them. Anyway, having some Outsiders show up and try making more Youkai, especially half ones that would endanger the balance of Gensokyo by shifting its demographic is a bad thing and she will stop you. No matter what you try she will send you back through the barrier and you will accomplish nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44398934
Look man, she forces me to sit on her lap while she molests me. That's what counts as a "date" to these women.
I don't think she has even taken a bath for over a month. Please help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44399091
The shrine maiden says she takes a hardline approach on the issue, but why doesn't she do anything about the Tengu run "massage parlors" and other shady dealings they have? I smell a conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44394118
*Hard cut to anon's funeral*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44399410
Implying anyone would hold a funeral for anon and not just ditch his sorry carcass in the forest for animals or youkai to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

I love how these threads always involves discussion of my fertile, cute, youkai wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44398349
>She could stop you easily if she wanted and ensure you can never even meet a Youkai, and lock you up somewhere to hold you if you persisted. If she wanted you dead, you'd have a needle between your eyes piercing your brain stems before you'd even catch a whiff of her intentions.
So if we go off this, Reimu will lock you in a room unless you only interact with who she deems acceptable. She may also just execute you out of the blue, maybe from behind. Are human women supposed to have my best interests in mind? They sound utterly deranged. Anyone with sense should look elsewhere, even at man-eating monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44399410
>>44399933
>a human dying at the sdm getting a funeral
lol
lmao even

This brazen as fuck anon most likely ended up making up a large part of Flan's food for the rest of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44398419
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Reimu is a girl with a stressful and thankless job, so its hard to meet people and maintain relationships like that. She also doesn't know how to talk to guys because she doesn't know many of them that well. She isn't some coldhearted bitch that hates romance, she's a normal girl that has thought about that sort of thing, even the dirty parts, but doesn't know how to begin this sort of thing. Maybe if you went to the shrine and talked to me, then I'd accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
I'm an Outsider, so I'm not bound by your arbitrary rules. Now I'm going to make a few Dhampyre children with the Mistress like she wanted me to. Suck it. Nevermind, she'll do it for me.

Now here's some donation money that Suika can steal and go blow on booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44403750
Just don't piss her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
I'll only follow this if Reimu lets me mate with her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44403773
>Outsider
That's a weird way to spell "food".
Also, imagine thinking that Remi's immature dead womb ever was or will be capable of bearing life, or that she's even interested in sex or romance as a perpetual child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44403750
Come on Reimu, Akyuu is nearly dead there is no need to pretend.
It's nice you are carrying on her spirit, but it's time to let go.


And let me have flower wife please it's all I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>44404904
But Yuuka doesn't want to be flower wife; she wants to watch the flowers and bully weaklings for no apparent reason.
She'd never be able to love a man as much as she loves beating up Makai's people and telling Shinki how she thinks so little of them that their supposed "genocide" is just a little game to her.
Being that kind of youkai is her main charm point and it's entirely incompatible with her being a wife. Man always yearns for what they cannot have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44405421
I reserve the right to try, even if it means suicide.
Give me yuukussy or give me death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44405608
She's going to kick you out of the garden and file a restraining order against you with the shrine maiden, worsening public sentiment and making it even harder for human gentlemen to hook up with more amiable and marriage-desiring youkai like Ellen and Meira.
Why did you have to ruin it for everyone with a woman everyone knows she just wants to be left alone, anon? Thanks for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44405656
No she won't, not when I am the only retard autistic and determined enough to sit through any possible lecture on flowers she could come up with.
My future wife does stuff, she isn't a hikikomori, and she sometimes does stuff with other people as well.
I hold no fear toward her, if she does not accept me then I will live with whatever consequences she gives me.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads are always amusing
I'll gladly go for youkai hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44405863
Anon, you don't "go" for youkai hags. Youkai hags go for *you* the moment you show them any amount of positive attention and refuse to listen to anything you say as they molest you and force you to go to the monthly hag meetup until you collapse and die because of the concentrated old lady stank. The villagers only survive because they evolved the ability to completely ignore youkai hags and pay them absolutely no mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44405919
I'll just cuddle her real tight and refuse to let go
She won't even be able to go to the meetup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44405973
Anon, hags are all super strong and/or able to teleport and all of them believe a relationship is chiefly about showing up their "friends". The guy himself is kind of an afterthought and more of an accessory than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44405919
Which is why I only go for goddess hags.
I have faith in them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44404852
Sweaty, desperate, smelly, passionate and completely unprotected sex with Reimu-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409800
Putting a bump in the grump should pacify her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
Does leimu really give a shit? There are a few possible outcomes,
>you get killed/eaten (good riddance)
>you lead a happy life with youkai, less incidents
>promotes harmony
Really just reduces her work. I think this is just youkai cope about human men not approaching them because of le evil red white girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu is too fucking lazy to do anything that requires effort so unless you go to the shrine and start fucking a Youkai within a few feet of her she won't do shit. If you are dumb enough to do the above you deserve to get your ass fortune-told for being such a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

Never forget youkai and youkai fuckers that there is a thin red gohei and if you cross it then you deserve everything you get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
Maybe the increase of human/youkai relationships is an incident? There could be someone behind the scenes responsible for this

[Anonymous No.]

>go to human village
>MAN I SURE WOULD LIKE TO FUCK A FAI--

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381595
I gotchu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>44424456
Yall just delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381481
>>takes out a can of cat food
The best gift for Orin is a whole katsuobushi. It's expensive, traditional, unavailable in Gensokyo because of lack of ocean, and all cats love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
exterminate ME!?! i never consented to any of this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44423288
Probably the doing of people with long noses.

Yeah, err tengu ones I mean..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44427843
You shouldn't have looked so cute and rapeable to youkai hags then, it's your own fault. Either way you're effectively useless now. The mundanity of human pussy will be intolerable after experiencing a youkai's. So if you can't make any more humans, it just makes sense to exterminate you before you can spawn any more youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44428489
Akyuu and Reimu can try to kill me while I hide in Yukari's private gap which she reserves for her lover only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44428489
Good luck finding me deep in Mugenkan's deepest bedroom Akyuu.
Oh, and before you get any ideas, we bribed Reimu with a basket of sunflower seeds every week so long as she turns a blind eye.
She's well aware that her wellbeing is resting on allowing Youkai-human marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44428628
Anon, you're a fool. Yukari only pretended to like you to trick Reimu into giving it her all to eliminate you. It's all part of her training and you're the chump selected as bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44424645
qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44429166
https://www.science.org/content/article/why-do-cats-love-tuna-so-much-scientists-may-finally-know

[Anonymous No.]

>>44428840
theres just one hole in that plan of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44429723
This was a really good doujin. One of the earlier ones i read. As comfy as it is sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44429723
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44429723
Sure was nice of you to prepare Yukari's next meal before she has you executed by the shrine maiden. I hope she enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
So she only has an issue if its with a Youkai? Oh good, I'm in the clear then since I was only interested in that cute Hermit with the wrapped up arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44431346
Hermits are fine. They're basically human, anyway, and any children from their union would be proper human kids who can support the village and oppose the youkai menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
The Unique thing I understood is that the Lazy Miko is envious of the attention the Youkai Women get

[Anonymous No.]

>>44424456
thanks never losing this again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44430644
https://exhentai.org/g/1804470/c6048c873c/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44439579
I don't have an exhentai account, what's the name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44439579
Thanks!
>>44441148
Hatsujouki no Ran-sama to EX Yukarin mo Issho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44405656
meira is a youkai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44429723
>>44441361
A very good pair of doujins. Not enough play with the idea of Ran in heat; come hell or high water she will have your kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379819
Correct. Rinnosuke might be pathetic. But in practice Youkai/Human hybrids are basically the master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416730
Like other anon said, human youkai hybrids are a danger to Gensokyo. She might, MIGHT, forgive you if it doesn't become a trend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44449504
...and that's just regular garden variety youkai. Breeding with powerful youkai is pretty much asking to create an race of near invincible hybrids that are resistant to the usual anti-youkai attacks and magic but stronger, more resistant and longer living than humans.

I need to somehow convince Remi to have a half human child. A human-vampire hybrid is pretty much guaranteed to grow up and become one of if not the most powerful living being in Gensokyo. Especially if it has some resistance to sunlight and flowing water through being half human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44450771
You are forgetting the literal goddess of fertility herself, the terror of Makai, the Beauty of the Twilight

And she wants a big family to fill the halls of her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44450771
The word you're looking for is dhampir, and those usually turn on their parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379780
People think Rinnosuke being half-youkai means reproducing with youkai is a guarantee lol
Half-youkai are never stated to be explicitly born from youkai-human relationships, they could simply be beings between youkai and humans
So yeah, you can't reproduce with fucking imaginary friends born out of schizoid beliefs, but you can still fuck them though I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451593
>Half-youkai are never stated to be explicitly born from youkai-human relationships, they could simply be beings between youkai and humans
Read any amount of mythology and you will see numerous examples of humans producing half-breeds with non-human creatures, to say nothing of the fact that you fail to propose any alternative explanation as to how they would be born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451682
...except japanese mythology, where children from mixed supernatural parentage are either full human or full youkai. Any actual hybrids can be counted on fingers.
>>44451593
>you can't reproduce with fucking imaginary friends born out of schizoid beliefs
Again, youkai marriages in mythology are usually full of kids and surprisingly happy (there are exceptions), it's just that the kids are either totally normal or monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451780
In fairness, you could argue a similar thing of Rinnosuke, the one half-youkai in canon. Without that being explicitly stated there would be no reason to think he's not an ordinary human barring his long lifespan, which would just get attributed to becoming a Magician (Youkai) or the like given his connection to the Kirisames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451593
>imaginary friends
*Imaginary fiends
They aren't your friends, they are your oppressors

[Anonymous No.]

>>44450928
well she's going to have to share with the other literal goddess of fertility

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451839
Tengu and Oni oppress my dick with ruthless semen taxes on a regular basis, living in Gensokyo is rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44451839
Friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44452414
ENEMY.
THIS IS YOUR ENEMY.
EXTERMINATE HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44452928
I will exterminate all youkai (with my dick). There will be not a single youkai remaining after I'm done (only half youkai). Gensokyo will perish.

[Lunarian No.]

look at all those crawling worms malding about their lustful desires on a dirty land of impurity, im glad us lunarians rid ourselves of such useless feelings long ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453011
How's fucking your nephew working out for you, by the way, Yorihime?

[Lunarian No.]

>>44453021
it's all about preserving the royal bloodline you filthy perverse-minded earthling, our customs are different from your inferior ones, but i suppose your tiny earthly brain won't comprehend anything we say without twisting it in your own impure way

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453041
My earthly brain at least comprehends the genetic issues of inbreeding. Let your sister know I'm available when Tsukuyomi panics about congenital deformities and decides they need to bring in new blood.

[Lunarian No.]

>>44453111
>the genetic issues of inbreeding.
we already got rid of those problems all thanks to the medicinal knowledge of yagokoro, the issues of inbreeding on your earth doesn't exist on our perfect moon, we are free of diseases, so just accept your inferiority and the fact we surpass you in every single way, we could eradicate you with our technology if we wanted, it's simply not worth the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453146
Purity this, superior that, we all know you shat yourselves when a demented old lady came by.

[Lunarian No.]

>>44453162
hah! that old grieving lady wouldn't be a problem to us whatsoever if it weren't for the wretched hell goddess helping her, if she went on us alone she would be atomized by one of our princesses single-handedly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453146
Tsukuyomi soiled his trousers when we discovered quantum mechanics back in the 1920s, and your propaganda still calls a lunar lander and 2 unarmed humans an attempt to establish a base. And don't even get me started on MoonHub's raceplay video section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453207
Lunarians are built for BAC (big american cock)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453193
lost to fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44453162
>>44453193
and yet NASA landed on the moon 5 times.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuukarin won't let some dumb shrine maiden stop her from getting married

[Anonymous No.]

>>44455268
lol as if

[Anonymous No.]

>>44399322
Look, the massage parlors are legit. If you need proof, the mountain shrine maiden (you know, the one with the big tits) works part-time in one of them. It's religiously approved.

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I SHALL STAY PURE

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>>44455808
I'm pretty sure that's the mountain shrine's goddess, actually. Something about a quid pro quo sponsorship. Her hands are truly heavenly though.

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>>44455579
Well clownpiece had to get the stars and strip idea from somewhere

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I agree with Reimu. Youkai don't deserve human husbands.
Goddesses, though...

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>>44398349
sure, yeah. she can lock me up and all will be well for her... at first.
but im smart enough to know to not go and talk about how much i want to fuck youkai, so id likely be in a relationship before she figures out what im doing.
so ok, she's got one bummed out youkai on her hands. you might say "no big deal. right?" wrong.
>"hey girls, reimu likes to break up happy relationships"
would very quickly start to degrade any respect or tolerance the youkai have for her, severity becoming worse depending on how strong the bummed out youkai in question is.
the problem would gradually get worse until stopping even a single incident becomes a monumental task because they just wouldnt stop fighting until they are physically incapable of doing so, or even have powerful youkai straight up assault reimu on a regular day out of spite...

of course, its easy to make things go back to the way they were - just release me. word would spread and respect would slowly be restored until things are the way they were before.

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>>44473846
The threat of some troublesome people being very, very upset at your incarceration should be enough to get the crimson slasher to stay her hand, and live let live.
The hard part is getting there of course, but once you do...

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>>44379780
Fine, but I'm plowing your witch friend.

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>>44473877
exactly.
when you're in a position that requires your opponents to stand down after a duel, earning the title "reimu the unlovable home-wreaker" isnt the wisest choice

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>>44450944
alucard is laughing rn

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>>44473944
okay alice

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>>44473846
anon please your entire plan hinges in the idea that:
1)youkai aren't entirely greedy people and they care about others not directly related
2)they wouldn't enjoy tearing down another that has more than them
3)that they could actually beat Reimu in a no holds barred fight
Never forget the bitch can casually and accidentally level a mountain and only the strongest of youkai and gods can hope to stop her. She can and will get her way even without that strength since not a single youkai is going to give a fuck beyond what directly affects them.

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>>44474382
1: part of the plan, once they figure out "it could happen to me!" the respect loss process drastically speeds up
2: overpowered by the above idea.
3: in a no holds barred fight the youkai dies. which would push respect loss into an unrecoverable state, also because of the "it could happen to me!" thing.

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>>44474382
You don't need to actively break anon out from his cage, you just need to make it more annoying to keep him than to just let some half youkai kids annoy her daughter come twenty or so years.
It's not like Reimu is well known for taking the moral stance instead of the easy one, so it's quite solid.

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>>44474424
also should point out on number 3 that youkai death means that reimu is intentionally going against the purpose of gensokyo

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become a youkai, fuck youkai without consequences
study magic, become a fully-fledged magician
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>>44474680
What kind of magic?
Lewd magic?
Gun magic?
Autism magic?
Virgin magic?

Need to specify before I sign myself up marisa, I don't want to be a nerd that studies dolls now do i?

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>>44474680
Yeah right, we all know male youkai are 100% gay. Nice try Marisa but I WILL impregnate all your youkai friends before you ever see a penis

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>>44474361
>>44473944
Do you have the one where ogre anon has his hand on marisa as they're side by side?
pls respond

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>>44483045

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>>44483045
all you gotta do is look in on of the (many) dead alice threads

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>>44483187
The edit is hilarious but that's not the original, saved either way
>>44483200
Thank you anon, I do lurk Alice threads but I rarely see these specific images there and didn't save them last time I was there.

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>>44483200
>>44473944
>>44474361
This shit is epic

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>>44398349
>Here look at this funny coin for a moment

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>>44474361
Fat bastard doesn't appreciate being portrayed as a criminal it seems.

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>>44398349
just bribe her

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>>44489443
I know she's supposed to be hypnotized, but she looks like koishi performed a transorbital lobotomy on her.

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>>44398349
I'd like to see her try.

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