NEET thread

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about to go to the doctor to get evaluated for autismbux access. I pray to the neetdom gods by starting a /neet/ thread.

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Also, how should I wear and say for the highest chances of success?

[Anonymous No.]

good luck op.

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>>44378237
Finger your crack and sniff it often, ask to sniff theirs
Touch enough things to make them want to speed up the procedure
Ass we can

[Anonymous No.]

The NEETdom gods have heard your prayer.

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>>44378292

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The evaluation is done, the doctor will now write the application to the gov.
Heavens, let me be an autismbux neet.

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How did it go anon?
>>44378292
I know you just finished but I'll answer for other burgerland NEETs
Sweats and a t shirt, try to look low income but not too much that you look fake
Depends on why you're filing it but you should exaggerate your symptoms since they want to make sure you truly can't complete your daily independent activities because of your disabilities. Again don't look fake, do some research but don't quote your issues 1:1 from a WebMD definition and use some of your IRL experience and feelings
Or maybe you can just unleash your inner shitpost autist and go there without eating breakfast to look irritable and then accidentally pass out from not eating by the end of it that worked for me
>>44378486
Crackhead strats

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Fellow NEETs, I think I discovered a lifehack
1) Read everyday
2) Take walks everyday

It sounds like bs but it really helps. Walking boosts my motivation and energy a lot, while reading keeps the brain active and stops you from being a couch potato. Just by doing these two things I feel like the downsides of being a NEET disappear and I can pursue whatever I want

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The conception that our minds are separate from the physical world (as advanced by Descartes) cannot be more wrong. The body and mind are one; the brain cannot outpace one's legs. Do not trust an academic who does not exercise.

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>>44378237
I wish you luck OP
I couldn't even get it despite my schizoness

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>>44378237
>>44378292
If the quack they sent you to has any sort of bias against the system or you, it won't matter, you are fucked.
I tried to get on NEETBUX in my late teens and they sent me to this sorryass, rude, fatfuck who spent like 10 mins tops with me asking me questions despite lying completely on my answers on my behalf.
The caseworkers were a bunch of proper cunts as well.
Overall, it was one of the most pointless, humiliating, worst experiences I've sunk anytime in. The fact I had the complete intention to use the funds and Healthcare to pull myself out of that abyss was just a cruel joke.

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>>44382671
I'm surprised you didn't lawyer up to fight on your case

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>>44382980
Keen but again, you are fucked. Because the doctors they send you to aren't your established physician and they are only doing a contracted service for social security("consultative exams"), you can't really hold them accountable for misrepresentations unless they make it cartoonishly obvious they've committed malpractice(ie beating your ass etc)
They can and often do get away with lying, bad behavior, and misrepresentation. I've talked to lawyers and more humane government workers. You can only really hope you don't encounter one of these quacks, have a decent relationship with your established medical professional, and pray the judge is reasonable and notices the enormous discrepancy between your doc and the quack. I have heard horror stories of truly unfortunate people who just completely lucked out and had consecutive lying CE(s) or a bias judge overpowering a good report. Fucking America.

Maybe it was for the best. I don't even think the shitty ssi checks have kept up with inflation. What is the average monthly ssiBUX now? Around $900? A complete joke.

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Oh and each time your case gets denied from a judge the harder it will become for you to get accepted for disability in your lifetime(previous rejections WILL be considered, despite what they or the paperwork tells you). It's a huge waste of time and you'll read stories of legit physically ill people dying before they even hear about their decision.

If you really want or need this, you better come prepared. I have heard unicorn experiences where social retard "autists" are blessed with friendly and supportive professionals but they were as common as you'd expect.

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>>44382671
>>44383296
>>44383393

That sucks what the hell, they make the process that difficult, as if they were paying out of their own pockets or something? Why would someone take on such a task as a job, only to actively try to keep help from being delivered?

The only one who has screwed me over in this process was that doctor during my first attempt, who told me being autistic "probably means you're smart, so just go work with computers or something" and failed my evaluation.

I am not in America but in Sweden. The institutions and my current doctor have been very helpful so far and they are even the ones who recommended I seek autismbux.

Every government that taxes companies too much to afford hiring less productive autistic people, should compensate with hassle-free autismbux for those affected.

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>>44382460
Agreed.

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>>44383296
Bureaucrats in general are just evil though

[Anonymous No.]

I am just dropping by to proclaim that I am winning the lottery jackpot as is my destiny.

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>>44383714
What lottery?

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How do we get to Japan if we just stay at home and earn no money, is it the far Nippon land only in our imagination?

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>>44383940
no worry, we just have to wait for the anon fated to be a jackpot winner.

[Anonymous No.]

What games would the Guya play? I think she'd like action games with lots of gore and violence, given that she fights Mokou to the death every day for fun. I'd love to play old school shooters with her!

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Telling you
Don't try to get autismBUX in Poland
Not worth it
It's better to get care allowance for a disabled family member.
Or leave Poland, even better.

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>>44383696
LOL
I was hopelessly naive and idealistic. That decked me real good tho

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>>44382460
When I was a teen I believed that exercise was a waste and that I needed to focus on studying instead. That's obviously bullshit now and I'm doing decent amounts of cardio/weightlifting.

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>>44384106
Girls seem to love Minecraft.

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>>44384531
Lots of people like Minecraft. The Sims, on the other hand, caters more towards females.

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I'm going back to bed to jack off to girls playing The Sims with a nude patch

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>>44384531
She isnt like most girls. My Kagu is NOT a normie!

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>>44383681
you actually need to kill yourself

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>>44378237
I am also awaiting a decision on my NEETbux, where hopefully I will be permanently classified as unemployable due to autism. Like hell I am going to be a wageslave again, I would rather be dead.

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>>44379665
Good luck anon!

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>>44385037
Kagu would play DOOM

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>>44385839
Lol knew a retard lefty would get salty about that. To make you feel better that only forms part of my collection. Ive read books and am in the process of reading more books that run counter to the ones i showed in my picture.

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>>44386346
Playing H-Doom with Kagu! Eirin is visibly uncomfortable but Kagu wanted to play so Eirin kept silent!

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>>44386346
This anon here thinks that DOOM came out in 2016.
What a nerd.

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One of my only pleasures in life is getting wasted but im getting more tired and tired recently, I cant even stay fit long enough to enjoy being drunk anymore.
what even is the point anymore
im a dead man walking

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Thanks for the support frens, let's walk the path of neetdom together.

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I have to go outside tomorrow to do shit fuck me i dont wanna

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>>44384246
Never tried it, how hard is it?

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Im stupid and worthless.
I destroy anything I lay my worthless fingers on.
Im not good at anything.
I hate myself so much

[Anonymous No.]

Get a job you bums.

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>>44410852
I'll put it in your daughter's bum, wagie.

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Remember to visit your neet fren once a week