Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

It's a new school year.

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[Anonymous No.]

It's a father's responsibility to marry his own daughterus.
It's shameful for another man to marry and deflower them.

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>>44328811
>hits pipe

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I simply wish to be ambushed and surrounded by oni aunsters asking where their share is when I try to buy beer to drink by myself at home, and subsequently spend the night shoved in between several sweaty drunk oni tits/tummies

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Abyss beckons.

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I said it before, and I'll say it again in case some didn't see it.

Bapho-chan did nothing wrong.

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>tfw no blood roses to give vampiric monsters or ways for me to make beatuifl thorned scupltures
if i was living near vampire monsters, i'd wear a thorn of crowns

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>>44328871
And I'll repeat Marune does everything right.

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>>44328874
Probably not nearly as fun as you'd think

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>>44328871
I want to be lured into a van by sabbath girls under the false pretense of beer and rock CDs...

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>>44328870
kay, she likes blood rose?
>>44328896
it'd hurt but you get used t it after a while i'd imagine
also they would catch the edgy dork vampires eyes a whole lot, since a man is wearing a crown of thorns

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>>44328904
>it'd hurt but you get used t it after a while i'd imagine
Assuming you can manage to not bump or jostle it at all. Go ahead and implant a thorn into the sole of your shoes for a test run and see how easily you get used too it

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>>44328871
>>44328876
>Bapho-chan
>Marune
Make way for the best goat

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>>44328918
at a certain point you'll juist stop feeling the pain
all together, and it just be cool and edgy just like those vampires wants, they'll be crawling all over me

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i believe undead only feel pleasure and cannot feel pain at all

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I want to be an innocent commoner boy that gets kidnapped and put into wight's rape dungeon then kept there for days while I get drained and clawed mercilessly until I am completely mind broken.

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Honk honk shog flayer chimera coming through
Yerb god tier

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Molest elf ears.

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>>44328979
I want to court a young wight the normal way, and make love under star- and moonlight in a huge hedge maze style garden.

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>>44329043
would squish

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slurp

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>>44329043
Cute. That eye gives her more eldritch vibes than most Shogs.

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Going to revive one of the previous chief gods to be my zombie cumdump

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110865999
i don't remember the forest biome being this high level

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>>44329473
The forest has many layers

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>>44329386

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Moth-fu

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Why do foxes always look like they are plotting something?

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>>44329514
Moth-er

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>>44329562
Moth-balls

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Do you know that the monsters come up to you on the safari? Sometimes a jinko will just walk up to the jeep, pick up a boy, and walk away.

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>>44329616
do not feed the wildlife

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>>44329616
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pwzVovhdiA&pp=ygUOUmFnZ2xlIGZyYWdnbGU%3D
Oh no. Another boy got taken. What a shame.

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>>44329616
>>44329638

>This happens to anon
>Shitting his pants in fear
>Jinko takes him into the tall grass and sets him down
>Stares at him
>And stares at him
>And keeps staring at him
>Anon is frozen with terror
>Jinko is frozen with autism
>She has no idea what to do now. She never planned on getting it this far. They said pick up a boy, now what?!

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>>44329561
You're just being racist.

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>gacha trash op
God I hate /vg/ niggers.

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>>44329649
It's too late now.

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>>44329664
>Chesh with a tuning fork grinning in the distance

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>>44328921
nice monster girl image bro.
i love her big horns, fluffy tail, and draconic wings.
sure am glad this isnt off topic shit, like a meme.

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>>44329638
>>44329642
Imagine feeding this jinko fox burgers

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>>44329678
>Happy chuffing jinko that licks anon's fingers clean of bbq sauce
>Tongue feels kinda nice though

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>>44329638
Saucenao does not give the right result for this, yikes.

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>>44329672
This is some dogshit /vg/nigger thread, just accept that it's going to be shit like this until archive.

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>>44329678
This looks more like a caracal to me, one that's already been fed fox burgers.

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I'm hungry and the only places open this late at night are the Demoniac Diner and the Blessed Bistro. I mean, on one hand the Demoniac Diner is a nice bar and grill, and I've heard good things about their wings and sauce but that place is so scary... the interior can't be seen from outside and the sign is constantly spewing fire and laughing evilly, and they make you sign a contract instead of pay for your meal. On the other hand Blessed Bistro is top notch, absolutely gorgeous eatery ran by Angels with the best service and their food is the best in town without a doubt, but they have really high standards and cost quite a lot and I don't think I'd be able to pay for it... thing is though, they're still fine with that. But if you can't pay then you have to accept a Valkyrie to "guard your eternal soul" and she'll be constantly trying to convert you to the Order.

I'm really torn, I don't know which place to eat at...

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>>44329683
https://twitter.com/urisaba
i very much enjoy the lusty expressions and sturdy bodies he draws

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Eros dating app for lonely men but it just adds them to the bounty board with a price on their heads depending on how the questionnaire/profile was filled out

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>>44329705
jinkoburg from Burger Lim

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>>44329700
Stay on /vg/, tranny.

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>>44329672
>Chimaera hours

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>>44329705
Just order from one of those ghost kitchens on your delivery app of choice. Just be warned, if you end up liking the food there's a high chance you'll be haunted by the spirit of a forlorn chef that was never able to find love in pursuit of perfecting their craft. Even if that craft was the perfect french fry.

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>>44328811
>Quote from a dark elf’s husband.

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>>44329772
i'm going to get fucked up on paw beans

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>>44329777
Equivalent post on 4mon
>I''m going to get fucked up on human digits

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>>44329616
Welcome To Mamano Park, Life Uh Finds a Way.

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>>44329782
Big pawed monsters are weak to being fingered.

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I won't fuck a cat.

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kots deserve fox burgers

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>>44329812
tom

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>>44329805
>Mamano park
>Asked if single or married before safari starts
>Told its for insurance reasons
>About half way through the safari the driver presses a button on the dashboard
>Deafening sirens start playing
>Bright neon sign rises from trunk of car
>"FRESH MEAT"
>Jeep slows to about 1mph
>The spaghetti kots begin to circle

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No... NO
I WON'T FUCK A CAT, I...WON'T
DON'T CALL ME TOM!!!

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>>44329812
>>44329665
lol

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>>44329858
Better not be so bratty lest a hag kot will tom you instead

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>>44329858
Too late.

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>Go to thai restauraunt
>Ran by twin werecats
>Do not make the joke
>About to order
>"I'll have that one."
>One snickers, the other elbows them
>"Could you say the name?."
>"The number 18"
>Werecat about to die holding in her laughter
>"The name Sir, please."
>"..."
>"The Tom Yum..."
>Anon gets raped in the parking lot afterwards

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>>44329873
>>>/vg/

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>>44329872
The cat kingdom is just full of old cats that are too lazy to roam anymore. You don't get to say no either.

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>>44329872
Is Sylvester ok?

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>>44329926
Meant for >>44329858

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Where the prehistoric, fossil hags at?

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how to remove tom debuff and cat scratch fever?

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>>44329930
Duchesses of Hazard.

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>>44329986
Ascend to TOM and mollify her

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>>44329986
Have sex with dog.

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Kots good. Me enjoy Kots. Me happy

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>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.
Indeed cats are disgusting

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>>44330014
dogs are great

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Oh, that kind of special autism.

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>>44330054
not even, just copypasta at this point

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>>44330043
Em...

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>>44330014
That's a good girl! But why does the idea of having a wife so loving and earnest slightly unsettle me?

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>>44329844
I don't think the glass will hold them at bay for long.

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>>44329979
Dig at Dragonia's cemetery much deeper than you normally would.

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seems like anon only has 1 wish

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>>44330054
>>44330059
I love this greentext, feel good and I don't know why

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>>44330171
Trash yurinigger anime

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>>44330215
First season had a baller OP tho.

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>>44330215
it's cool to see an H artist get mainstream work

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>>44330064
Is this how some monsters marry? I bet Eros runs a zoo where each monster has got a button to lower the glass for a split second.

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>>44330215
Isn’t that one dragon straight though? It’s been awhile since I watched it.

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>>44330238
You know, if you gave me some mana markers I might volunteer to wander into a monster reserve, no enclosures or "safety" glass needed.

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Snakes on my brain.

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>>44330264
The glass makes it hot though. imagine getting pinned between a jinkos breasts and the pane of glass, and the chesh zoo keeper just points and laughs at you

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>>44330215

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>>44330276
oh god anon fell in the elf enclosure

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>>44330276
Eh, I'm not one for exhibitionism and I'm sure an enterprising monster could find plenty of things to pin me against. A recording of my first encounter with the wife narrated by femAttenborough might be fun for laughs though.

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>>44330291
For fuck sake zoo keeper chesh! Get the butterfly net, the elves have broken into the enclosures again and are pretending to be exotic.

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>>44330272

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The protection racket in MGC... is not what you might expect

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>>44330338
>"Nya ha ha! Whats wrong with Anon volunteering for the breeding program?"

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>>44330388
>every enclosure suggests the contained species is endangered, despite no sources or evidence
>there's "critically endangered" hastily written in marker over a couple of them
if only there was some way i could help

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You better not promise to marry that cool onee-san that babysits you as a kid when you're older. She'll come looking for payment just like if you babysit any monster brats who promise you that they'll come looking to fulfill their promise

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>>44330388
>>44330414

>See a cute jinko at the zoo
>There's an adoption programme
>Neat. You can pay money to make sure your favourite monster stays well looked after
>Pay the money and leave
>Few weeks later doorbell rings
>Very large crate with notable air holes on anon's doorstep
>Heavy panting from the air holes
>Anon puts his eye to one
>Jinko rushes to his side of the crate, nearly toppling it over in the process
>Nipple pops out of hole anon was just looking through

uh oh

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>>44330420
I can't help but think anon will get dragged into the crate like that scene in Jurassic Park

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>>44330272
Snakes are masters in proactive love.

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>>44330436
SHOOT HER

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>>44330414
>"Why just come over here Anon, sign this sheet and we can get you started!"
>Anon signs up
>Chesh looks at the paper, nods, and just tosses Anon into the enclosure.

>>44330420
Come on Anon, just open up, it'll be fine.

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>>44330436
Just pin cushion the box with realm silver spears, Popup Pirate style. Sure, the rape will be extra hard when she can move again, but at least you could have your way with her the first time. It'll set the tone for the rest of the relationship, and that's important.

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>>44330447
nothing says love like a couple barrels full of eros buckshot

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>>44330436
i'm sure after a couple cursory questions anon will be able to determine ms jinko is not presently in heat and then feel comfortable letting her out and sort out the misunderstanding with the zoo

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>>44330447
Thst seen scared me

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>Go to MGC zoo
>Head to the kot center
>Lots of kots
>Head over to the Jinko pit
>You'll never guess what's at the bottom of the 10 foot drop
>Put your head over the railings
>About 10 Jinkos, none have noticed you yet
>Chesh zoo keeper comes up behind anon
>"Yeah... we put them there during their heat cycles to stop them from doing anything weird."
>"Do you not feed them?"
>"Oh shit. I forgot."
>Chesh whistles to get their attention
>Jinkos see anon. Start trying to claw and climb up the walls. When that fails, they start exposing themselves, doing lewd gestures, pointing at anon's head and then between their thighs etc.
>"Wow. They look pretty hungry Ms Chesh... Ms Chesh?"
>Anon turns around, Chesh has already got the run up she needs
>Boot up anon's ass sends him clean into the pit
>Fortunately, he had a soft landing.
>Chesh doesn't need to see what happens next. This is her last shift before the zoo closes for the season
>Closes the pit with a grate like you might with a pool.

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Love sahus

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Usagi

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>>44330492
>10 ft clearance
i'm starting to question this organization's safety standards. tigers jump way higher than that

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>>44330447
>in order to help the program be successful the zoo hired the most trigger happy cupids they could find to blast both of them
Spared No Expense indeed.

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>>44330493
's a fine fish

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>>44330372
>Going to work
>pay the rats outside your building to not break into your place and steal your underwear
>pay the snake down the road not to lovingly coil you on your way to work
>Pay the harpies flocking outside the subway to not sing beautiful songs to you
>Pay the Demon OL to stop trying to get you to sign a contract while you're relaxing on the train
>Pay the mermaid that lives in a pond by your work to stop splashing you
>

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>"Will you be my frontline meatshield?"

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>>44330507
Magical girl wererabbits.

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>>44330529
Umm you do know that’s a dude right? Which we’ve been over this before.

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>>44330519
very nice feesh. Little art sadly.

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>>44330510
It's measured in jinko feet. Cause they've got beeg ass paws. That's like, 30 human feet. Lucky anon landed on Jinko tits and not Jinko abs.

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>>44330510
Any higher and feeding time might hurt the future husband and wives from the fall.

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>>44330538
He's posting furshit, why the fuck would you assume that he's posting anything in good faith?

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>>44330538
I am clinging to that ambiguous gender tag.

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>>44330549
Not much I just remembered we’ve been over that picture before.

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>>44330558
I'm gonna stomp on your fingers so that you let go and fall.

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>>44330572
nya!

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Are drunk Jinkos more or less spaghetti?
Thinking about tossing a few beers into the Jinko pit

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>>44330594
they get more cuddy, rub up against you more and have a decent chance of falling asleep on top of you

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>>44330604
>>44330594

>Get Jinko drunk
>She's very friendly and cuddly, but nothing more and nothing sexual.
>Wake up with anon under her
>Goes turbo spaghetti autism
>She blubbers about what she and anon did last night
>He just taps his nose.

True evil.

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>>44330165
Cat get!

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110872786
atlach with large venom glands courtesy of nav

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>>44330636
Smug Nacho, needs correction.

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>>44329740
Peak female form

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What monsters would be the most needy if ill? Think laying in bed with a little silver bell they ring to get anon's attention. Demanding hot tomato soup, cuddles, and constant attention.
Conversely, who's the most over reacting and fussy when anon gets ill?

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>>44330064
They seem to make the glass very thin for some reason...

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>>44330732
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Disposition_Index#Selfish
The big C is easy but by thread canon also wight. Apparently not the profile. Seems most wight personality is thread canon. ha.

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Can KC ever top the Hellhound entry? It's his most popular and copied mamono.

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>>44330825
Let's see.
He draws one monster girl a year
so no.

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>>44330825
no, but I'd bottom and enter a hellhound

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>>44330825
Maybe if he gets around to a lion.

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>>44330854
lucky that paradox part 3 is almost done.

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>>44330525
>Pay the Demon OL to stop trying to get you to sign a contract while you're relaxing on the train
That, in itself, would require a contract. Checkmate, human.

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Balrog soon...

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>>44330525
>pay the snake down the road not to lovingly coil you on your way to work
Aw, anon she just wants a hug!

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>>44330872
his next work will be a new sith, sorry.

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>>44330854
I dunno, I imagine the design would be less unique than Hellhound's even if it turned out very well.
>>44330872
So many possibilities for the boss of Pyrows.

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>44330751
>44330830
>44330879
This is pathetic Mick, just end yourself already

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>>44330879
Someone already did the OC you wanted https://files.catbox.moe/o48vo6.png, now take your meds and fuck off back to /vg/ with the rest of the rabble

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>>44330863
?

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>>44330901
It has a thousand monster girls.

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>>44330887
Tall intimidating punk delinquent design please. Leather jacket and silver chains with magma and fire underneath

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>>44330895
>someone puts in the effort to actually learn to draw
>seethe over it harshly
why?

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>>44330636
Such big breasts for such a small spider

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Go on. Push the tongue back into the mleming ocelomehs mouth. see what happens

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I'm gonna interrupt the Lilim's evil monologue by saying SHUT UP YOU STUPID MONSTER.

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>>44330986
>I DONT SEE A MR LILIM ANYWHERE, GENERAL. RAPER OF KINGDOMS MY ASS!

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>>44330986
I swear, can't have a good monologue now a days as everyone tries to cheap shot.

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>>44330872
Something something something the dark flame will not avail you, Flame of Udûn.

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>>44330903
No it doesn't

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>>44331036
Damn, I was misremembering. It's only 800.

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>>44331036
Please don't feed the starving irishman

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Zirozhebi

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>>44331043
You want me to draw some porn? I was thinking of waiting but I might be good enough now.

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[Anonymous No.]

>If won't let her eat you, how can you say that you love her?
Sandworm probably

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock, more like, flabbywok (cooking instrument) lmao fat

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>>44331090
Wonderland's prime most vore monster.

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>>44331095
is it safe to stick your head in one of her other mouths?
what about ur dick?

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>>44331133
Only if she's your wife or soon-to-be wife.

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>>44331136
toothy ass blow job. have you seen those chompers?

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>>44331140
They've got big, thick tongues. You won't feel any teeth.

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>>44331144
consider wock tails, but with braces

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>Space Outlaw Anon
>Mamono Magi
>Thief Anon
>Special Agent Duster
all successful series, and now ShogTV wants you, yes (You), to come up with the hit show

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>>44331161
Undercover boss deonora

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>>44331161
judge kitty

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>>44331161
remake of the classic Sky Captanon serials, everyone likes a dashing heroic pilot

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>>44331161
large predators and small humans

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>>44331154
What do glowing tails mean?

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>>44331161
Pandimonium's kitchen. Get that famous demon chef to yell at people for cooking poorly while they try to win a job at a restaurant

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>>44331185
pitch it

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>>44331188
Usually atomic breath. Take cover.

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What are demon momsters and sisters like?

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>>44331161
>Anon in the Middle
>How I Met Your Momster
>Cory in the Shoghouse
>That's so Tengu

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>>44331212
cartoonishly evil

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>>44331212
>sisters
same as always

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>>44331161
>Mamono Magi
we only need another season

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hellhawk.

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>>44331226
What, does she put raisin cookies in her sons lunchbox? kiss him infront of all of the other kids? maybe even put a contract in his school bag that he needs to sign saying he loves his mom before he can open it?

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>>44331242
Mostly just the laugh

[Anonymous No.]

I'll just pay the Monsters not to rape me. Nothing can override the insatiable greed for money that everyone has, not even their sexual desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331235
what happened in the previous seasons?

[Anonymous No.]

Amazon wife commission done! Commissionist has spots open in case you are interested anons.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44331256
I still cant decide which is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331256
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331256
>didn't go with red hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331266
>>44331256
Either way, your pelvis will be smashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331212
Demon momster falling to pieces as her newly born son is placed into her arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331267
>>44331266
Also I think the red hair version is even better, but it's your call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331256
>>44331266
I'm a fan of the red. Who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331270
Umm...>>44331266

I cant decide which one looks better though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331266
What about black?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331283
>Amazoness experimenting with dying her hair
Gotta find out which one her hubby likes the most.

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[Anonymous No.]

How I wish to spend all day in a kejourou's silky embrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331279
>>44331279
Twitter Leenvidia or preferably this mail for your wife commissions [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

Feeling sad? Feeling blue? About to drain a quart of bleach?

Well don't... just drink any bleach! Drink lichbleach! Leaves you not just dead, but drop dead handsome! 10/10 zombie kikis reccomend lichbleach over shogbleach alternatives. Dont delay, find your new zombie wife and buy lichbleach today!

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>>44331271
Why? She only wants her payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331325
>No one will break my hubby's pelvis, only I can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331314
But does it remove ghastly stains from my clothes and sheets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331314
>find your new zombie wife
I refuse that's unethical

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331266
>>44331256
>8ft

Can Amazons really get that tall? I assumed that was the size for Onis and Minos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331341
You're right. Guess we have to ostracize this anon now.
Such a shame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331339
Anon, it contains chemicals that enhance your natural pheromones so that your zombie wife can find you. They get lost easy. Dont have one? Drinking lichbleach will fix that too

>>44331331
It sure does! Our special formulation uses potent chemicals like ghoul saliva and ectoplasm to exorcise even the scariest of spills

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331293
>YWN share a scarf with your wife
>The scarf will never ever also be your wife

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>>44331370
Truly a wonder chemical, my fears of longlasting stains are quite dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44329270
>Ah finally, a master who makes civilized wishe-
>BWOMP

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>>44331341
8 ft is excessive to me, but whatever gets anon going. I think more than a few inches taller than me just sounds like it gets in the way.

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>>44331256
>>44331266
Would she get mad if you started counting coins to pay her?

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon dies alone
>Dont worry, hes going to a better place
>Cue truck driving his coffin to the undead demon realms

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm, this is a tough one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331406
>The truck only comes after I've died
Fucking bullshit, how do I get isekaied now?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331413
Sure I do... do you guys have oranges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331419
>She starts visibly sweating.

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>>44331413
Yeah, I got ID: Insatiable Desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331419
Yes, and there are plenty of sporanges.

[Anonymous No.]

I am not sated anons
I need more Jinkos
Drunk Jinkos, cuddly Jinkos
Jinkos spilling spaghetti
Jinkos going into heat
Jinkos who have been fed fox burgers
I need them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331432
Your question I'll answer with another in kind
Though I believe you'll answer with body over mind
You ask so strange if we have oranges?
So what do you do in bed that can break a door hinge?

[Anonymous No.]

its got to be something great right?

[Anonymous No.]

I won't be tempted by Egyptian Undead!

[Anonymous No.]

>smoked cigars first time
Damn, that's good but will be better while petting my maido chesh. Portal soon t4

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>>44331433
I just want one very deredere Jinko for myself.

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>>44331469
I bet Cheshy can smoke a cigar without using her mouth or paws.

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>>44331384
You won't stay cold with her around. If she catches you shivering, you'll be nice and bundled up in no time. I think it'd be cozy for her to be give you a piggyback ride with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

consider a frostwyrm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331469

This morning was really scary, I'm glad we are still here :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331414
A real man never dies, even when he is killed.

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>>44331433
>Bimbo jinko
>She's actually just a normal jinko, but she let it slip that she enjoys when you trigger her instincts and turn her into a dumb molly, so now she has a reputation
>Also, you think you're on the verge of convincing her to paint her claws

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>>44331552
Get her to adopt the gyaru looks and you're golden.

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>>44331390
I mean, I'd do that.
I would totally do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331161
the clown anon

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>>44331564
Sounds like a job for the swim club. The chlorine would bleach her hair and fur and probably deepen her tan.

[Anonymous No.]

what if kc decided to make mgs to be aliens all along?

[Anonymous No.]

Eat hellhound butt for breakfast lunch and dinner. Wan of your five a day. A dogs breakfasst. Yum yum yum sweaty hellhound cheeks. No I am not mindbroken by my hellhound facesitting me for a 6 hour movie marathon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44330627
Did the robot claim the shota or did he stumble upon that robot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331668
And this is why it's important to take breaks between facesitting sessions. Poor anon here will never be the same again.

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>>44331672
These aren't mutually exclusive.

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>>44331266
Abs look stronger and harder than stone

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>>44331690
Cat came back! She must really like those pets!

[Anonymous No.]

Scary women are attractive but surely having scary eyes as a man will keep the monsters away

[Anonymous No.]

am i the only one that imagines wights voice with a french accent?

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy mouse

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>>44331684
I want to stick my face inbetween a hellhounds ass to communicate like dogs do how happy I am she just got back from the gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331732
guillotine scars have been discussed, yeah

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>>44331732
nah, i can see that but imagine the spainsh wights

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>>44331717
What I want to know with this vamp did she get bit on her breast or neck first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331744
>spainsh wights
Always completely unexpected, but detested by haku everywhere nonetheless.

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>>44331732
Wights should be Italian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331733
Feed it to my wife.

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>>44331750
why do hakus hate them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331739
>Ze Pesants were quite atrocious, zey did not even dress up for my execution.

[Anonymous No.]

Wight was always russian

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>>44331732
I imagine it's any of the romance languages, posh English, or the aristocratic American Southerner accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331768
>He doesn't see it
You've been added to her list of students in need of remedial attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331774
those southerner wights are big and meaty, way tall and heavier than their European cousins

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters faking accents to larp as being from Earth is funnier

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331532
What the fuck are you talking about anon?
>>44331524
Easy but can she sucks you while smoking?

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>>44331788
It's all that cobbler, ice cream, and bourbon they have in the summer. It goes straight to the thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>it’s another “adventurer mistakes pixies for fairies” campaign
Stop complaining about getting camped right outside the starting town until you’ve done your research, it could save your virginity!

[Anonymous No.]

Fire be upon thee, APEP! Thy flesh is
seared from thy bones; The Lord of the Duat
will never enable thy shade to rise again! Crawl away, APEP! Thou hateful serpent;
thou shalt not copulate. Thou art put in
chains and taken to the place of
execution; there thy slaying shall be
carried out. And RA Said Unto Themself:
LET MY NAME ENVELOP YOU. SEEK NO SHELTER FROM THE FLAME OR THE TEETH OF THE BEAST. CLOAK YOURSELF IN THE FIRE OF MY WORD AND CAST BACK TO YOUR ENEMIES THAT WHICH WOULD BLACKEN YOUR FORM. I feed upon my own fire. I am RA, who protects myself! Nothing can harm me! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA!

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>>44331826
Excellent. Let's add some sweet tea to the mix...

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>>44331788
As it should be.
A shame I'd have to live down south and not get actual winter.

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>>44331531
>with a blizzard approaching, you take shelter inside a conveniently placed cave
>it's oddly warm and humid for a cave, but really you don't have a choice
>you tell yourself it's probably geothermal
>as you settle down and wait for the blizzard to pass, a pink-skinned woman slithers out from deeper inside the cave
>you realize that this is not a cave and you are inside a frostworm
>her mouth is still open, but you know you wouldn't get far in this weather
>maybe getting married to a worm wouldn't be so bad
>at least she's more polite than those sandworms

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>>44331838
ms. anubis seems to be suffering from delusions of grandeur

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>>44331838
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

This Salamander keeps challenging me because I'm an adept mage of the arcane and she wants to prove that pure strength can overcome magic. Every time I accept her challenge she charges at me with her giant sword and then I just point a finger and blast her away into the distance with my gale spell. She kept trying to get close to me for a whole two hours before she sauntered up covered in bruises and asked for a time out because "we're merely stalemated". I only used one of the seventy spells I know. She's never going to learn is she...

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>>44331838
I love this artist

[Anonymous No.]

neat. somebody remembered her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331859
She gonna imbue one of your spells into her sword and then you are right up shit creek without a paddle lad.

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>>44331826
>>44331842
>>44331841
>tfw she uses her extra softness to entice you
>she loves hugging you and smothering you as well
>and shes 8ft

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>>44331876

Thats great but I'm not moving below the mason-dixon

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>>44331854
Go with thy face averted, thou emission of chaos! The hidden ones have overthrown thy words, thy face is turned backward, thy head is divided in two at the sides; thy skull is ripped from thy spine. Taste thou death!

[Anonymous No.]

SO WE BEEN RESSURECTING ANONS FOR 3 GENERATIONS
MOS THE TIME THE ZOMBIES STICK TO THEM. THE ANON DONT GIVE ANY KINE OF UH PROBLEMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331881
Good, keep your yankee ass north.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331903
Good, don't need to move somewhere that can't handle an inch of unplowed road.
Besides, we have all the white tail we can handle up here.

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>>44331868
Pfft, I doubt it. She isn't very smart, as expected of a lizard. She'll probably just come up with the same plan again, but this time she'll use a shield or something. I have way too many spells and if she did manage to get close I could just cast intangibility and let her embarrass herself for a little while. She's NEVER going to beat me, she should just give up. Stupid arrogant Salamander.

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>>44331907
>Southerners get wight girls
>Northerners get White Tail
Sounds like everyone wins. Me, I just have all these cows and lizards...

[Anonymous No.]

>too bummed to draw mgs
tomorrow, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331952
white tails?

[Anonymous No.]

Haha chesh can you spell pen island?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331967
Deer. I call them durr when they're drunk.

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>>44331963
nobody cares, mick.

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>>44331967
Deer

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>>44331952
i got big fat tanukis, big fat rats, big hounds, meaty shortstack pigeons and lots more of critters

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>>44331901
I like to think apophis talks like this at anyone who mildly inconveniences her

[Anonymous No.]

imagine snorting a line off her tummy with a face like hers

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>>44331790
The accents are real, they're just from fantasy countries with languages that happen to make the same kind of accents as the similar Earth countries. The french Wights don't actually have french as their first language, but the language and country is mysteriously France-like.

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>>44332037
So then could I get a Bostonian accent Wight?

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>>44331982
It's motivating.

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>>44331790
I want a trailer trash redneck Wight that still thinks she's royalty somehow.

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>>44332037
I doo not understaand you Earth people mon ami. Zis so called France of yours... they are just copying us, non? Zey even copied our Elfel Tower!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna do it. I'm brewing unsweat tea in front of the Southern monsters

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>>44332041
The countries or cities bear strange and uncanny resemblances to their Earth counterparts, are you sure you want a wife from Not-Boston?

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I cant wait for my country to be colonised by dragonia

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>>44332057
>Ahm queen of the junkyard! Yeehaw!
>Her werewolf best friend glumly drinks from a bottle of hootch while the wight empties her six-shooter

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>>44332058
You just reminded me how new the Eiffel Tower actually is in the bigger picture, they probably wouldn't have an equivalent on a medieval fantasy world yet.

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>>44330872
I'm not holding my breath for any updates the rest of this year. That way if there are it'll be a pleasant surprise.

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>>44332082
>Her werewolf best friend glumly drinks from a bottle of hootch while the wight empties her six-shooter
What if there was a little trailer park community of monster girls?
>afformentioned wight and werewolf
>wight also has a zombie "maid"
>she just fucks around all day. maybe digging through trash piles or something
>gazer mechanic uses her goop as motor oil for her beat-to-shit yet somehow usable trucks and mustangs
>Pharaoh and Apophis, who live directly across from one another, always starting some argument over the dumbest shit
That's all just the top of my head. Maybe an anon who lives just outside the park in a decent apartment has to walk next/through the park to get to work/anywhere useful and IMMEDIATELY gets hooted and hollered at by basically ever resident there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332121
Lucky there are other better artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332062
Anon No!

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>>44332079
When the portals open and Earth is carved up like a cake at the Berlin Conference, I hope to romance my new viceroy

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>>44332079
What will the US be colonized by?

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>>44331398
She would laugh and throw me into bed. Maybe say "if you want violent foreplay just say it."

[Anonymous No.]

>the night after your phantom gf got a hold of your horror games

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna ask a Dragon why she's a bitch, nothing bad will happen.

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>>44332155
Nevada desert and most of east coast to desert kingdoms
Rest of east coast to Zipangu
Dragonia gets Rocky mountains
Lescatie gets most ex Louisiana purchase land
Southern states get kots
New England to Wonderland?
not sure about the rest, not from USA

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332183
Midwest here, we welcome our comfy farming monster overlords.
But the lakes are ours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332183
meant west coast oh well

[Anonymous No.]

The fluffiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332183
I will accept over lordship of cows and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332183
Virginia would be a mixture of everything skewing towards Ocelomeh, Jinko, Genie, etc the farther north you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332183
Pharaoh will rule from the Bass Pro pyramid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332215
>>44332189

They will turn your land into the biggest farm ever. Nothing but pastures and lazing minos and holsts for miles around. Not a bad fate, to be a subject of the mootriarchy.

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>>44332183
>New England to Wonderland?
No, Wonderland takes Florida. If you know, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331432
>If her hat isn't at least 2' tall, she's a thot!
Mad hatter probably

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>>44332183
>Rest of east coast to Zipangu
Fuck. Going to need to make a trip to the east coast for My Ushi-Oni wife. Will be worth it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331703
Thats the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332228
Oh please.
And what of the weresheep lazing in the fields?
The Cockatrice in their nests?
The dryads and their great, well tended orchards?
You think its only pastures but there are far more ways to farm than you would know.

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>>44332183
My country will be divided between elves, dragons, fairies and wonderlandians.

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>>44332183
>Rest of east coast to Zipangu
I know you meant west, but all I can think of now is Appalachia being filled with moonshiner onis and everyone has problems with danuki or foxes rummaging through their trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332288
Just put ogres up in them hills.
Western version of the same thing.

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>>44328784

>>>44324749
Holy crap. I was not expecting my little greentext was going to get that many replies and continuation posts from other anons. Also:

>>>44325949
Someone wants a conclusion but seems no one in previous thread is willing to do it nor has done so. Oh well, might as well write it myself the grand finale:

>After much more hiding and trying to run away as a means of preserving the NPC Status, anon has eventually been caught and captured by the monstergirl heroines who attacked the base and the female soldier he knew well, now monsterized as a Holstaur has gotten her hands on him
>The now monsterized female soldier celebrates by giving NPC Anon as big long smooch infront of the heroine and her party
>NPC Anon also finally sees the Heroine is none other than a Dark Brave, to which no wonder why the base despite its defenses and having elite well trained Tier 1 Operatives fell
>NPC Anon finally surrenders the Crystal power source as well
>However things are not done just yet, as NPC Anon is now just like all the other captured human male soldiers but NPC Anon will be getting some special treatment not befitting an NPC

>fast forward, NPC Anon is taken to the Command Centre of a Demon Realm Military Base that has lead the assault on the Super Weapon

>BGM:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5NwCUox-QI
>A rather positive and optimistic middle aged human male commander begins debriefing the Heroine and her Party
>"Outstanding work, Heroines! You did more than just hobble the enemy's ground forces on the Orlando Plateau Havalayna Fields. Indeed Heroine, you and your party along with an entire battalion has successfully thwarted the enemy Colonel's nefarious plans. Post battle analysis along with technical analysis from our finest Gremlins and tech divisions have confirmed that super weapon is indeed a large scale anti-mana projector that would've nullified or even eliminated any and all magical capabilities and entities within a large scale target area. Potentially affecting millions of innocent lives, human, elven or monstergirl... I shudder to think what havoc and damage would have been caused by such a successful enemy attack. Either way, you Heroine, your party and all the troops and officers you help lead have saved millions of lives today! And no doubt all opposing forces troops are now in much better hands under our rule and care. Those young men and women will finally know love and peace under Lilith's loving rule and name. This success should also help free up our allies bogged down on the East Coast and the Sampo City area. In addition, this success will also allow us to move on and initiate our march on and liberate the rest of Katstaya from the hands of the Le'Gardian Regime. No doubt The Le'Gardian Regime has been dealt a crippling blow with the lose of their super weapon trump card and the lose of more of their troops, officer and Colonel Rayna Miller. Plus, I have already sent word and news of this entire operation and our success to General Rockwell and Madam Escandor, they will also be sending word of this operation and success to the Royal Makai Top Brass. We have a long road ahead of us. Go get some rest while you still can, Heroines. Dismissed!"
>The Heroine and her Party sternly salute their commander and they leave the room
>As the Heroines leave the demon realm commander turns to NPC Anon
>"As for you Son. You are brought here because not only of what the Heroines have told me about you and your circumstances. But I also am congratulating you for doing the right thing. I know this is overwhelming and plenty for you to take in. You probably were just a regular citizen enlisting in the army to serve your country, nothing more, nothing less other than simply working in the army to keep yourself fed and clothed. But it is rather amazing you, a man of little significance has been thrusted into a major event like this simply because the Colonel you served under handed a catalyst to an officer. Who is also YOUR Commanding Officer of your particular platoon. Who then handed that Catalyst; that crystal, to you. Under some desperate attempt and measure. But fear not Son, you're not going to face any charges or retribution. Not even your Platoon Leader, your fellow enlistees or even other officers will not face any serious repercussions. We are not like that and we are NOT that vindictive or judgmental. I myself know your experience for you're actually not the only one who's had circumstances like this. None the less, I just simply want to assure you nothing bad will happen to you. What you simply need to know is this: starting today. You and your fellow comrades are now fully fledged enlisted men and women of the Demon Realm Armies. Welcome to the Demon Realms, boy. You are now also a citizen of the Demon Realms, praise be thy Lilith's name."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332322
>The Demon Realm commander also hands over something to the NPC Anon.
>OH! I almost forgot, I wanted to personally hand you this. Its your new uniform- actually I got two uniforms, one for you and one for your now monsterized girlfriend. The Heroine who brought you here did say a female soldier you knew had feelings for you and apprehanded you when you had that catalyst. Oh and more positive news for you, your Platoon Leader has already joined us. He actually got a rank-up granted to him by us and he is now a higher ranking officer. He too also told me about you and the circumstances that lead all of you here and you in my Command Centre. Seems you and him have been friends ever since you enlisted in the Le'Gardian Regime's Military. Oh! And speaking of your previous regime. The only ones who will be facing ANY real consquences and puishment is the colonel you served under. Colonel Rayna Miller and her still loyal officers have been properly arrested and will be dealt with accordingly. In a peaceful, stern but fair manner. They are the ones who did help build and greenlight that super weapon that would have doomed millions of lives. They will however, not be facing any firing squad or gallows. But will face some reflections of their actions in our prisons where they will atone for their sins and receive three square meals a day... Now enough of that! Go, boy. Don't let me keep you any longer than should have! I'm sure you're now monsterized girlfriend is waiting for you. And lastly, you will still be serving under your previous Platoon Leader. Go get some rest, you and defintely your girlfriend could get some."
>And thus NPC Anon has left the Command Centre with his now monsterized girlfriend eagerly waiting for him
>NPC Anon's new life almost turns out to be no different from when he was still a pure human and not a member of Demon Realm society
>It seems the lesson in the end of the day is: Even in monstergirl society, you can be still an NPC to live a rather normal life with little to no hectic situations

The End. Hope you guys appreciate this greentext and maybe the anon who asked for a conclusion can like this one.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44331207
so there's a big lady
and then a guy

[Anonymous No.]

Who colonizes Utah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332353
Bicorns and smoke hobos.

[Anonymous No.]

WARNING
GOBLINS HAVE STOLEN SEVERAL CRATES OF INSTANT LEVEL UP POTIONS
BE WARY OF HIGH LEVEL GOBLINS ON THE HUNT

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44332423
Give her horns and hooves and bigger breasts

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44332456
I really want to see alternate color or style coins.
Like jade coins or platinum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332480
>old ass aluminum creeping coin who still thinks it's valuable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332464
>>44332474
Fuck off /vg/ tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332463
better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332494
>"Impudent little welp. I'll have you know that I was rated as much as silver back in the day!"
>'And today you are a wrap around my burrito.'

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>>44332474

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Honey Bee offers dating advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332535
does beeing yourself involve throwing yourself bodily into a mass of bees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332535
Better than when they told me to kill John Lennon

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44332562
Butters that you?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44332423
Cute bubblegum demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332511
From looking at the artist that is an AetherxYae art. Still prefer YaeYato (Kamisato AyatoxYae Miko) since Ayato and Yae have been seen together onscreen in two game events, both have things in common. Plus, its a hetero ship that really REALLY pisses off lesbo yuri shippers and makes them mald.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332594
That kid would be day one hellhound kidnapping material

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>>44332595
What a noble creature. Someone needs to make a MG reality TV show with MG royalty. Maybe a Lilim, Pharaoh, Wight, Titania, Vampire, etc have a Big Sister show where they develop rivalries trying to seduce the sole male in the household.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you put bells on your cows so you can always find them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332560
>Queen bee orders the honey bees to get her a husband
>They try and fail, all they find are married men
>Late at night
>Heading back to the hive
>Suddenly a man appears
>The bees are surprised and happy about this
>But something is off
>He's very drunk
>"IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES" he shouts at the top of his lungs
>They are obviously startled and barely dodge his lunge
>Quickly coordinating, they're able to subdue him
>They bring him before the queen
>"We uh...found someone?"
>He screams the same thing as before
>An awkward silence fills the room

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>>44332654
The cow bell isn't just so you can find them.
Its so they can't sneak up on you

[Anonymous No.]

>lone single Overleveled monstergirl dominating an entire base/facility of underleveled enemy soldiers
>her mission is actually to look for her one and only boyfriend because intel suggest the perfect fated one for her is in this very area
>so far she has not seen him yet and is still sweeping the area
>"Dammit! Did command lie to me!? Was intel wrong!? Everyone in this stupid base is taken! Everyone's boyfriend and girlfriend or married already! Where is my one-and-only!?"

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>>44332673
This mamono is too deep in a Tarkov RP, the fake blood is too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331394
>not wanting to be able to standing motorboat your wife

[Anonymous No.]

Egads! The sneaky enemy Kunoichi has caught you in her ambush! Your adventuring career might be over, and you only started just the other day!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332698
what does ninja pussy smell like, I might accept my fate more easily or burn a teleport pearl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332698
This is ridiculous! How can there be any adventurers when they just get snatched up before hitting level 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332698
i will have sex only if she becomes part bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332698
the guild receptionists jaw would drop if a novice anon actually came back from a quest single

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332687
>Tarkov
I have grown to fucking hate it and Tarkov-type games. All I'm just going to say is I was bankrupted, lost EVERYTHING and EVERYTHING. All the hardwork, and loot LOST simply because of tryhards and sweatlords also playing the game. To which I was lied to! They all said Tarkov and any Tarkov-type games are all strategic, methodical and tactical and that there is no room for gung-ho run-and-gun Call of Duty-style retardation and cheap shots. LIES! More than a dozen times I've come across literal headless-chicken style running and gunning Sweatlords sprinting and marathon-ing everywhere I fucking went. Nearly everywhere I went in Tarkov I ended up bumping into Call of Duty run and gun sweatlords who killed me with the most cheapest and underhanded ways possible. And many times I ended up dying and losing EVERYTHING because piece of shit human beings camped in the extraction points instead of coming out and facing me like real player.

And I could not recover because of the loose-everything-when-you-die gimmick that makes Tarkov and others like it soooooooo goddamn famous. I have learned Tarkov definitely is not for me. But I cannot comprehend why people enjoy such masochistic painful experience of loosing everything. That seems like such a waste of time and effort and slap-on-the-face to the player. What, are games just too boring for some gamers that they get turned on from masochistic cuckoldry that is loosing literally everything in a Tarkov game session with the possibility of going bankrupt in the game.

Sorry if I might offend any genuine Tarkov experts and veterans here. But your game and the Tarkov genre doesn't seem fun at all and just a stressful masochistic torture. I suppose its meant for actual military veteran faggots to help them relive some old memories during deployment!?

[Anonymous No.]

So is Fontaine in Genshin 4.0 a good or decent example of what Court Alf may look like?

[Anonymous No.]

BAT PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332890
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332911
Fruit Bats!

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>>44332911
>>44331717

[Anonymous No.]

Please behave yourselves in Monster Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a centaur doing Galko style?
Attention Whorse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332922
>anon does it again
>gets raped in the guard break room
worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332949
oh no how terrible
>anon comes back 1 hour later

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332917
I just got here damnit

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim-sama invited me to tea. What should I do to prepare myself and look as spiffing as possible? I wish to woo her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332978
oh, which one of the 1000+ Lilim invited you? I wouldn't worry too much about the price of the gift but bring something you'd think she'd like

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332978
wear your "i heart greenworms" shirt to flare her jealousy and make her want you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332978
Don't go. Demons will deceive and mislead you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332985
Her name is Zeshe, 777th daughter of the Demon Lord. She's something of a mystic, spends all of her time in a monastery she made to explore the psychedelic cosmos. She says she's a High Priest of something or another.

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>>44333002
Be sure to skim over some mystical subjects so you can ask the right questions and get her to blab out them. I'm sure she's been dying to talk someone's ear off about it in her reclusive little(labyrinthine) monastery since I doubt she gets out much.
Be sure to wear a nice button up shirt and sensible slacks, this is specifically so she can "accidentally" spill some secret alchemical substance on you, so she has an excuse to change you into the mystical priest robes she's had prepared for the last few hundred years. She may or may not insist on calling you some chuuni name once she gets you in the robe, just roll with it.

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>>44332922
>Shitpost on the 4mon /des/ board
>Get curse of Ra’d
>Didn’t think anything of it
>But now I keep dreaming about tanned desert monsters and doing nothing but fucking them
I’m going to be alright, right?

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>>44333038
I'm fairly well versed in the esoteric, I can talk about Tangmi for hours if need be. I'm sure I wouldn't bore her with all the talk about foreign religions and philosophies. Things might get heavy quick if I mention I actually practice the occult. Who knows what dark and secret rituals she wishes to enact upon my person? It could be ritual "sacrifice", or the "Showing of the Great Work", or even, most horrid of all, tantric sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember to get a wife that gives good post workout massages.
Don't want to get too sore or a stiff back.
Also obligatory happy ending

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44333092
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333092
Please leave I don’t know what wrong turn you took to get here. Unless that’s you mick spamming again like usual, causing problems like a actual demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>A few days post-portal
>A lilim appears before you
>floating in mid-air, smiling
>says she's taken an interest in you
>well, it's more like a whim.
>curious to see what you'll do now

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>>44333119
"Sorry for wasting your time miss.Lim but I'm not really worth wasting a whim on."

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>>44332922
I will not. I will smile at a nile crocodile

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>>44333119
That's usually when my alarm goes off and I have to wake up for work

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333073
oh yes anon, everything will be perfectly fine... The easiest way to cure it is to find an Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333119
Tell her I am honored for her interest. Then spend time getting to know her and learning to make her happy.

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>>44333139
>Lilim and her nightmare subordinate sit in her warroom
>Lilim is angry
>nightmare is apologetic and trying to placate her
>"I'm sorry master Lilim but the link between our worlds is just too thin for anything but the faintest dream connection when they're on the verge of waking up!"
>Lim knows this and but is still angry, "I don't care about that, just come back tomorrow and be ready!"
>She turns to a harpy pigeon attendant, "And you! Get another message to Baphoment and tell her to get her head out of her Onii-chan daki and get that portal project coming already!"

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone said, MGC Retail?

[Anonymous No.]

So anon, you may be wondering 'portals when?'
I'm here to tell you, "never, but not really"
You see its simply a case of energy, if you consider our universe the primary one and that theirs was created by a being in ours than the total amount of energy they have to work with is much less, orders of magnitude less in total.
What does this mean? that means that no matter what they do, even if they're able to harness the total amount of energy in their universe they'd never be able to open a portal to our universe due to the sheer energy difference.
The only solution, is instead to open it on our side. Simply speaking while we could observe and interact with their universe it would be impossible for them to do the same with ours. Meaning that the only hope we have to open the portals is to work on it from our side since currently at best only one way communication is possible into the MGEverse.

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>>44333161
>Any dream anons have of monster girl is them actually trying to communicate
>No matter how strange it may seem at times
>A side effect; it's like a game of telephone so it may not appear as intended.
>Maybe if they can find that ancient evil nightmare..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333218
I think the only monster girl dreams I had was me outside of a wights mansion. God if a wight chose me I'd be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333202
Now here's a question; how do you convince people that building a giant portal to a world full of monster girls who want to fuck us is a good idea?

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>>44333197
>Tfw I work as a cashier in MGC
>This hag fox makes sure she comes through my checkout lane
>She has a very evil smile as she puts her items on the conveyer
>The items are always of a questionable nature
>A single brush, a bottle of sake and a bottle of astro glide
>I know she does this just to make me blush
>When I get home from work I guess I will have to talk to her, I don't mind her coming down to see me at work but this is so embarassing to the point my coworkers are giving me grief over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333298
Just hire some Polish and Estonian construction workers, they'll do it no questions asked

[Anonymous No.]

elder dragon

[Anonymous No.]

bogie sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332978
dress like the good old landsckent

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>>44331838
This wan has had too much boardgaming, she needs to take a break

[Anonymous No.]

Grope kej butts

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>>44332324
Holy mother of cringe, just go back to /tg/ and let other anons write instead because this is bad. Your posts read like a trashy military shitfic with monster girl tacked on, other anons did this way better.

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>>44332079
>micronation declares war on Dragonia
>dragons are still reading the declaration when another messenger bursts in with their unconditional surrender
>Deonora uses it as an excuse to add another win to Dragonia's flawless military record, graciously annexes the nation

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333505
When I play CK2, I sometimes declare war and surrender immediately to get a 10-year peace treaty with a stronger neighbor so they won't try to conquer my lands

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331838
>>44331861
Thanks, I like it when I see my art in these threads
>>44332922
anubutt guard very stronk

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>>44333522
>Schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine tring to summon a malef going by the encyclopedia examply only to get the most womanly dragon you could get
Im talking maximum ara, the kind that makes you spill spagetti just from hearing her talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333522
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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>>44333516
>become vassal state of the dragons
>GDP quintuples overnight as wealthy dragons flock to find husbands
>army disbands since the wyvern militia is more than enough to defend the nation
>entire cities renovated and expanded to make room for the mansions, shops, and businesses the dragons bring

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>attacking the evil dragon valiantly with my sword and getting a little frustrated because it doesn't seem to be doing anything
>suddenly she gives a bored sigh and just lays back and goes limps
>stop attacking for a moment to stare
>then prod her with my sword
>....she's still not moving
>check her pulse
>it went dark
>she is literally dead
>she seriously just died on the spot
>now her skin is slowly turning greyish-greenish
>she fucking died for real
....This counts as a victory! I, the brave questing knight, have slain the wyrm! Huzzah!!!

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>>44333522
>work in the desert courts as a lawyer
>constantly having to bail out guys trying to get it on with the palace guards
>not even a big deal, they should just be dragged away and fucked like any other monster would
>have to go through a whole "trial" to declare the guy "guilty" first since their all anubi
>bitch anubis prosecutor is a total hardass, never deviates from perfect court procedure
>mocks you for never having won a case despite being the reigning champ of the kangaroo court
>finally have enough of her bullshit
>next time you have a tourist on the hook, draft a document and submit it to the court for the case
>interupt the prosecution's opening case and ask that your document be read in for the record
>73 pages of "SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP" in microscopic font
>throw in a few random words and legal statements to make sure they read the whole thing
>kick your feet up on the desk as the bailiff starts to read your SHLOPs
>whisper to the fuming prosecutor that you're still being paid by the hour, even though she's on salary

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331967
If you go too far up norf, you'll find arctic foxes with pure white tail fur, in a strange and faraway land known only as "Canada"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333502
eh, its a bit longwinded but it's fine, nothing to cringe about
if you wanna see some better writefagging, start with yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>try to buy armor from a danuki
>all she has are shoulderpads, loincloths and boots
There's no way this actually works as armor, right? Most of my body would be completely exposed.

[Anonymous No.]

why is there a belt around her horn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333825
So it doesn't fall down

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333812
A good pair of pauldrons will make the monsters swoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333812
Ask her about breath shields. She'll hook you up

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>>44333745
It's fucking cringe because it reads as if he spent more time coming up with fancy irrelevant fantasy names for people and places than on monster girls. There's seriously fuck all monster girl content there and it's just an autistic worldbuilding attempt full of references with no meaning or connection to the relevant setting.

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>>44333812
Joke's on you, mine gave me a bottle of enchanted oil to slather myself with. It works with the armor to protect me from any harm. And it smells like lavender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332797
Poor mamonos is completely mindbroken. Just level scav to 6 and hunt PMC with it or extract and sell everything for easy money. Buy budget kit for PMC, good enough but nothing to cry about it if you lose it. Or stop playing dumb vidya and find a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>Pirate that new “Baldur’s Gate” game
>Those anons on 4mon work fast
>Run the game
>It’s just 3 and a 1/2 hours of mindflayer porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333966
And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333966
>binaural flayer asmr
whoo boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332797
It turned to shit because they started balancing it around streamers and other e-celeb trash, peak tarkov was right before they started restricting the market so it was far easier to gear up.

That said I'd 100% rope my Anubis GF into playing this retarded game, I want to spend most of the day under her desk on motivation/stress relief duty.
>oooh that's the spot keep going honey fuck yes I'm going to wreck those scrubs and take their loot
>...
>FUCKING BULLSHIT, GODDAMN CHEATERS
and then I feel a fluffy paw almost crushing my head against her crotch

[Anonymous No.]

I had a weird dream just now. I was heavily crippled and in a dreadnought. I was fighting blurry mamonos who tried to help me. They jammed my weapons and try to extract me from the dreadnought. All them cried when they opened the sarcophagus and I was feeling extremely ashamed for losing and looking this bad. The shame woke me up, don't know what to think

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>>44334015
I want the other way around but yeah, I see what you meant based anon

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>>44334015
>Snipe an anubis again
>6th time in a row
>She must be livid
>See new PM
>
>I now have a boner and an inexplicable urge to fuck desert dwelling monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333502
>>44333851
Again, how about you start writing stories and green text then? If the greentexts and stories you see far is not up to your standards, start writing and contributing then.

>There's seriously fuck all monster girl content there and it's just an autistic worldbuilding attempt full of references with no meaning or connection to the relevant setting.

The anon literally stated he did it as conclusion for a chain of greentexts. There IS Monstergirl content in it what are you talking about!? It's military autism yes, but it's military autism where mamono are the awesome mighty winners and the self insert character gets live a rather easy and simple life with a female mool now monsterized as his waifu. The opposing military bad guys CLEARLY lost and the monstergirls and the heroine party won. Are you simply grasping straws and being Negative Nancy looking for ANYTHING remotely negative that you can tie all back to /tg/? They haven't been truly relevant in these threads since 2021 when their Monstergirl thread died.

Quit being such a Negative Nancy and how about write stories or greentexts yourself then?

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>>44334147
It's a cat, anon

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>>44334120
>switch places to spice things up
>now Anubis with tongue like >>44333522 is working your shaft while you're lootin' and shootin'
Not bad. Probably won't make me play better but that sure as fuck would be something

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333959
>>44334015
>>44334147
Still not a fun game or a fun genre and has created one of the worst gimmicks and mechanics I have witnessed in any game no matter how niche it is. I really hope Tarkov does stay a niche, obscure and unpopular game and genre. It is a No Fun Allowed game made by No Fun Alloweds for No Fun Allowed gamers. You only have fun with Tarkov if you're winning AND ONLY WINNING. God forbid you loose in any circumstances and literally loose EVERYTHING you worked for in the game because of cheap underhanded shots and shitty cowardice from other players. Tarkov and it's genre is a game and genre as a whole I wouldn't mind failing and burning to the ground and becoming irrelevant die to whatever controversy and major change it would go under.

I really should have not spent real money on certain weapons and gear packs in a different Tarkov-type game. And ended up loosing all the microtransaction items because of a shit breath sniper player and a extraction point camper. Couldn't even ask for a refund legally. So I do wish any hackers and bad faith actors good luck in ruining and destroying Tarkov and the it's genre with whatever Shenanigans they could come up with

[Anonymous No.]

>start writing a story
>get distracted
>no longer feel like writing it
Help
A guy and his vampire wife go to a tropical resort, ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44334227
I don't care of you are Magus or any of the "based" Writefags, when if you are. Fuck off! No more writefaggotry lest you want to ruin the threads further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44334227
Sometimes you just can't do a story on a certain day, or more importantly you're writing the wrong part of the story. Personally I'm writers blocked so I'm playing some vidya till then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44334209
This ain’t /v/, go there to complain. Yes tarkov fucking sucks, yes it has a hacking problem, yes you’re retarded for spending money on a game that is literally poker with cheaters
Now post monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44334240
Your post is incoherent, do you need a flayer dispatched to your location?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44334240
>complain about autism
>start hysterically shitposting and false-flagging in response
ayy lmao, the centaur horseshoe theory is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333522
This wan was made for the peanut butter trick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332668
>He continues
>"I am the king... and you will call me Sweet C..."

[Anonymous No.]

if it shows a bit , are you bothered by it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44334952
Don't worry, I will sacrifice myself to stop her. You guys escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335167
Good luck man, she seems pretty energetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44334952
Why are zombies' clothes always either ripped up or just straight up rags? Does Ms. Lich not care for her minions? I'm going to gather these girls up and start a union. No more undead invasions until each zombie is supplied a cute outfit of her choice! Zombies deserve to be cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335246
It's a punk rock aesthetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335246
because youre suppose to go clothes shopping with her, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335282
So that's why they wander around malls so much.

[Anonymous No.]

I will win over the affection of a murder of black harpies with french fries and corn chips, and I will wage war on all my neighbors with loud dogs, lawnmowers, and annoying kids with them.

How will they wage war?
By getting them to steal shiny things and poop on the neighbors cars and lawn furnishings.

They will only be shown mercy by quitting their annoying behaviors and by paying tribute to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335314
Another Dawn of the Dead remake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333851
>relevant setting.
Monsters girls don't have a relevant setting. Relevant settings have monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335489
Something Evil Inside?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with slugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335648
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44334952
Well there's worse ways to go

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335717
Snek nurse?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44335622
>headpat little fox girl
>she takes it as a marriage proposal

[Anonymous No.]

Crushed under a mob of zombie titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335763
Zombie outbreaks after that Lich got waaaaaay into holst based products were interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335732
Was this kidnapping a doctor story real? I remember something like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335761
>ms jinko watches as a little fox can just walk up to an anon and then sit on their lap and get pats
>decides to try it for herself with that other anon

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[Anonymous No.]

I know MGE is against bad ends, but I can't help but think that mouse girls meet bad ends when they attempt to court the husband of an overly yandere lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>44335998
Weak bait.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336005
No, if I wanted to bait, I'd post about alps, siths, or monster boys.
But I'm not here to bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336040
keep your murder-boner to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335732
Fuck off, no one want to see nigger fucking mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336054
>>>/global/rules/3

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I get a full suit of anti-magic armor? I need it to defeat a lich so I can get back my underwear that she stole

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336128
Just buy new underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or does hellhound's eyes make her look kind of dopey/retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336132
Tried to do that, she kept stealing those too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336151
Put some crucifixes up around your home. That'll keep out all the evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336054
The black guy is the doctor, not the husband you fucking tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336040
Tell me more about the fabled alp sith?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine: a hybrid of Mindflayer and Bogey

[Anonymous No.]

Would you prefer Ratas with or without paw feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336160
Nice fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336175
Big, male dog that used to hump your leg to establish dominance and because he was horny?
Monsterized into a cu sith, and because he was male, is also an alp in that regard.

Now she rides you cowgirl to establish dominance and because she's horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336189
With.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having an ancient evil dragon or fox who killed thousands before the demon lord monsterized them.
Fast forward to now, where all of their previous victims have been zombied, and now she's trying her absolute best to make amends/spaghetting about the whole killing them thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336160
Listen you’re talking to a lower life form here pal. It’s best to just let him stew and self destruct at a later point.

Back on track, how do you deal with your wife evil laughing over small pranks like she’s defeated some great hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336128
Just steal her underwear in retaliation.

[Anonymous No.]

Surrender yourself to flayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336346
That's why I need anti magic armor, so I can do that without her being able to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

Flayers are helpless against ear wax

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336381
Only if I get to stay in my human form, I like being bipedal way too much to become a squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332324
I liked it

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[Anonymous No.]

Abyssals more like, abysmals lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336402
You will become squid panties and you WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44336425
だが断る。

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>>44336494
Dude just wanted to do his holy choir lessons in peace, these damn monsters man.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Shambling hag zombies with thick bodies or runner type gyaru zombies with toned/slim builds?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336396
In through the eye.

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone give me recommendations for games like Eroico where the monsters like giving the man a bit of forcey fun time? Also Buddha bless whoever originally made the depo for the games, haven't played this one in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336642
Ask /tg/ or any of the game threads about it they’ll know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336642
super monster n girls?
Super mamano sisters. Apparently a different game
And I really cannot remember the exact name but something like devil legion where you play a shota demon lord and send your monster girl army army to fuck the heroes into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

Birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336664
/tg/ is mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336694
The mge community is probably the meanest monster girl community you can find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336685
I prefer my birds to either be aggressive with jet black wings and hair or coomerbrained with pink, fluffy wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336685
Will KC ever outdo charisma birb?

[Anonymous No.]

Patiently waiting to get violently raped by black harpies or ghouls

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44336777
why wait anon, just go to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336802
Unfortunately, they don't exist in this universe, so I must wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336808
Sounds like a skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44336396
>She cleans your ears
>She no longer has to mindrape you because the ear cleaning mindbroke you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336732
he already has

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336584
Running gyaru hag zombies with thick bodies that bounce as they chase you down, that evolve into gyaru hag wights wearing tight leopard print yoga pants and who leave neon-colored lipstick marks all over your face and body and have gaudily painted nails on their spectral claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336826
taur beings that aren't horses annoy me for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336845

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>>44336822
I'm low level, and what few points I have I dumped into cooming stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336642
FOBS and Succubus Affection, both have maledom if you beat the girls but it's femdom otherwise. For more about the games you might want to visit the thread linked in the list you mentioned, if you're you're talking about the one I'm thinking of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336845
It's because it forces you to admit what taurs are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336928
Cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44336969
cute as a cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44336977
I hope genshin adds more monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

You are never too young for monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337086
i seen this pic posted a lot, where is it from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337102
Remember to use the funny arrow to use your reverse search options

[Anonymous No.]

Blue makes me loony!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44334227
Easy. Relentless teasing from Anon during the day, vigorous revenge by wife during the night. Anon keeps dragging her outside of her comfort zone, doing all the fun peasant things that she has never done before, but also flips up her giant hat to expose her to the sun and make her weak and horny. Ends with a nice night snorkeling trip to watch manta rays. If you lewd them, make sure you add vampire tanlines

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>>44337156
Tanlines, snorkeling, sunhat. You know your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

imma going to bite the vampire first before she bites me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337171
Go ahead. Try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337180
easy shes wide open, just like her legs for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337086
shit headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337160
>making a vampire blush by licking along her tan lines and saying it tastes like toasted coconuts

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I poke a dragon’s jewel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337230
she finds you cute and hugs you tighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337230
Its like attuning to an aether crystal, you've unlocked fast travel to your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337399
What hath science wrought?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337412
twitter memes.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44337463
Mermaids suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYSkg9FyhPg

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a year of total stasis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337484
Elves can go decades on autopilot, just following the same routine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337470
No, they blow.

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>>44330043
Nice greentext, feel good to see something new

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna release the monsters of chaos from their prisons and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337604
It's important to encourage our new content creators.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have more suicide greentexts? Or genuine bad ending greentexts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337617
Why? You know what for your foolish thoughts you get the cage.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44337634
because its Mick replying to himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337634
I hate them so no, fate will protect me. I just have a morbid obsession for this kind of content

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337640
>>>/vg/
Begone, spambot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337641
I don’t know could be the frog too, since if I remember correctly he was on about that stuff. Though maybe I’m thinking of someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

Apart from kunoichi, what other MGs are part of hit (rape and kidnap) squads to take care of problem humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337656
He isn't just a kotfag? Frogs are all subhumans so it makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337647
Well you do suicide you get undead, that you did want a bad end right there you go. Now stop complaining you big dumb dumb and give me gum gum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337672
Eros girls, particularly Cupids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337695
Cupids don't target high profile ppl especially though. They just do what Eros wants which is presumably people who are the most miserable. I can imagine the Eros command centres having VERY heated discussions about who to get arrowshafted next.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jinkos
>Hebis
Zipangu sounds dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337675
I'm just asking for greentexts or stories to read about that, I'm not complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337584
>Speedrun to eat a man

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>>44337725
You’re a living contradiction, you get nothing, now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

We need greentexts of monsters spilling spaghetti everywhere
Especially monsters who are usually cool!
Like Jinkos and Hellhounds!
And Dragons and Minos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337656
I don't like that kind of shit, fuck off
>>44337673
Ahah really funny burger boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337729
She is a big wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337733
>Living contradiction
You have 0 reading comprehension, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337744
>Be Jinko
>Work at Italian restauraunt
>These beeg ass paws were made for loving, not cooking
>Need to add the finishing touches to your spaghetti ala jinko
>Reach for the ragu
>Beeg ass paws and claws cause jar to slip from grip
>Smashes on Jinko, sauce everywhere
>Jinko panics, wide ass hips knock plate of pasta off the counter
>Head demon chef rushes in and starts shouting at her in italian
>Spaghetti everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337765
I just imagined a demon doing the Italian hands and I don't think I'll ever recover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337759
Well you wanted a bad ending I gave you a bad ending with a girl you didn’t like, that’s all you’re gonna get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337776
Nonono...

Italian *tail*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337807
>Anon thinks the tail is annoying and decides to slap it
>now the Demon keeps trying to wrap her tail around anon's arm

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon learns how humans usually seal a deal
>Anon is just minding his own business, when a demon rushes him
>Grabs his hand and shakes it
>Officially married

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337820
Objection! There was no written or oral contract, so the marriage is invalid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337820
>Grabs his hand
Slut. Youngsters these centuries have no class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337829
>Demon asks if he wants eternal life
>He says I do
>Just before he says I do, the demon says DOYOUWANTTOMARRYME?

Beware the hustle demon

[Anonymous No.]

Alright say the DL and her husband finally win and monsters can make human sons now. How smug would the first monster who gets to be the first mom to a human be? Especially if she was a "lower" level monster like a Slime or Nekomata?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337846
I would've answered that question in the negative. How long would her crying session be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337861
About as long as it would take for her to rape you.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44337846
I'm much more worried about seductive demons. I knew a guy who thought he could resist ones charms. Weeks later I saw him sitting in her lap while she stroked his face and called him a good boy.
They're insidious I tell you. How can we protect ourselves from them?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44337846
>Tell demon I owe her the world
>She takes me to the demon supreme court (cute judges)
>They rule that, in order to pay my debt, humanity belongs to the demons
>All seed is now demon seed
>All bloodlines must be purpled

You are welcome

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>>44337871
That's fair. I wish she would've saved is both time and gotten to it or offered me a honest deal to start though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337892
POV: you are the demon's good boi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337940
>dark mage amazon
These multi-classers are out of control

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337940
>Are you a healer, lady?

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Who the pope of the order going to get married to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338100
Large mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338100
Devil is a must. Just to rub it in his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338100
Hatter so she can wear his funny hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338089
I will now ride your horse.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are quickshots.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster that is cuddle addicted that isn't a yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338100
Cheshire of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338158
The big bogey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338158
Demons, weresheep, lilims, demons, hellhounds, succubi, lamia, demons, lava golems, anything with tentacles, most of the beastmen, demons...

The better question is which MG ISN'T addicted to cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>44335757
Made for headpats and denying her any lewd things until she's honest with her feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338176
How big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338180
>The better question is which MG ISN'T addicted to cuddles
Propably some haughty bitch. For some reason wight pops into mind. A wight who is too embarrassed to go full skinship with her hubby in public.

[Anonymous No.]

you bitches haven't worked a day in your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338209
Actually I work two jobs at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338209
Lmao, I worked as a nurse. Go back to your homeoffice, Anubis. Copenubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338209
My wife does a very good job of working in an office and resisting her urges until she clocks out and rushes home to grind my pelvis to dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338158
Kraken

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[Anonymous No.]

The order Pope is probably a very young and inexperienced shota who is just a puppet figure head of the rest of the church and prime demon/bogey bait

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337724
Jinkos are mist continent you pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338198
Naked cuddles are required in order to get maximum surface area for drain touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338232
>lawyer ushi has to call for a recess every few hours to fuck her husband
>becomes increasingly feral if she doesn't get to see him
>holds the record for being held in contempt

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44338293
Speaking of

Should I play myst?

[Anonymous No.]

I found a Hebi who actually agrees with me that marriage is too time consuming and not worth it!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

When the funny Gato sexo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338332
Now!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338344
>ai slop

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338379
I found it on Danbooru, and they have strict rules against posting AI art. Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

The fluffiest tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338407
>they have strict rules against posting AI art
They still havnt deleted the ai stuff I put there

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Worst monster to be handcuffed together with after a successful jailbreak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337988
she's trying her best

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoy eating food

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338496
Would you be interested is some home made jelly then?

[Anonymous No.]

I told the hebi who was stalking me that I'm into bogies. I'm sure she'll leave me alone and won't do anything weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338450
the chains we forge in wife...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44338407
I hate arknuts but Kal just does something to me
This damn fluffy lynx hag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338576
i like the snow leopard. they need more representation

[Anonymous No.]

Rapes per second is not a real unit of measurement

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338608
what is it in metric then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338619
There's 32 pumps to a climax
3 climax to a rape
5 rapes to a mindbreak (6 in Court Alf)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338505
i'd like the slime jelly sampler plate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338496
Monsters also enjoy, therefore you are destined for monster pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having to fight an entire party of monster girls
You get level drained by the dark mage, and then their hellhound dps and raiju thief and even their healer slime bully the shit out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338674
Would you like a cup of slime to go with that, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338704
I'd like to think that the slime would act as aftercare after the hotdog and zap weasel are done with me

[Anonymous No.]

>get ambushed by hag
>level drains me
>inflicts paralysis
>feeds my levels back
>then drains them again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338719
They all give aftercare. They are all in a very good mood after achieving the objective of their quest, anon's holy sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338158
You're going to be turned into Kejourou's dakimakura; hugged and leglocked.

[Anonymous No.]

Any public domain works that KC could adapt similar to what he did to wonderland?
Robin hood inspired girl, who level drains the rich, and gives to the poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338715
Yes please, extra thick as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338674
>Anon sitting in a chair surrounded by slimes
>they are of all shapes and colors
>each has their own spoon trying to get Anon to taste their jelly
>Anon sits there and keeps taking bites commenting on how much he likes the different flavors
>the slimes keep making these weird faces every time he takes a bite
>you'd think they were drooling, but it's probably just how slimes look

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>>44338890
>Anon finds he really enjoys one particular flavor
>This makes the corresponding slime really happy.
>She gets close to anon and gives him flirty look, one arm draped over his shoulder
>Gives him her number, asks if he'd like to go to the back of the cafe with her to see "The Tub"

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[Anonymous No.]

Slimes share information through something akin to horizontal gene transfer. They meld together for a moment, by holding hands for example.
What they did that day, how they are feeling, who they are etc. is shared.
Your slime may contain little bits of other slime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44334015
Is there more to this picture?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44339015
https://files.catbox.moe/evny8r.png

[Anonymous No.]

i want to wake up in the kingdom of fools and buffons
filled with all kinds of bogie monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339052
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

hag hag hag, I'm gonna piss off the hag
tonight she'll cry cause she's got no lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338704
>Wyvern scout
>Wurm fighter
>Dragon mage
>Ryu healer
I'm in danger

[Anonymous No.]

IT HAPPENED TO HIM

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

DON'T! DATE! ELVES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331161
Monmandos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339118
>Catch rock from wyvern's opening attack
>Throw rock at dragon
>Wurm attacks dragon for rock
>Tell the Wyvern that you prefer dragons with bigger wings to get her also beating up the dragon
>Call Ryu good at healing... for her age
>In fact, call all of them old and cold blooded
>Gg ez

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339130
>only the best
>the most highly trained
>only monsters of courage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339120
They keep trying to date ME though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339120
I'm approaching the elf hag RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339118
Just grab the wurm and raper her then mere the rest and you'lll get the title of dragon layer, a legendary title

[Anonymous No.]

What in the fuck is a "Tom"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339130
>>44339158
who will make up this elite unit of monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339201
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339203
kikis obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339167

YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE, BRO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339167
Oh yeah?! What are you going to do after that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339217
>kikis on ShogTV
dangerous game anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339201
>>>/vg/
go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339203
need a monster for each archetype
>muscle
>sapper
>sniper
>spy
>driver
>marine
>thief
>seductress

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339203
Eros SpecOps

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339273
>seductress
isn't that every monster?

[Anonymous No.]

If I'm a policeman in MGC, can I arrest a Monster for stealing my semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339273
>that list
hang on a minute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339308
Fun fact, the MGC police is allowed to arrest anyone, even without due cause.
Just as long as they "interrogate" the suspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339308
Yes. The punishment for semen theft is house arrest and you'll be assigned as her parole officer. Unfortunately this means she's likely to steal more semen from you and make her punishment last longer. They won't let you switch out with another officer either. The only way out is to tell the judge that you consented to her taking your semen, which leads to immediate marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339273
>Mino
>Gremlin
>Cupid
>Doppel
not sure about the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339302
If you’re looking to minmax get a succ, they’re the OGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339308
Get bullied by the centaur unit, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339316
Don't be stupid of course they have to have probable cause to arrest someone. It just turns out they have very wide discretionary powers and probable cause is a rather vague thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339243
fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339378
Nice try, mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339273
>>44339302
>>44339358
>succ in disguise tempts order guard into an alley
>clobers him over the head so the rest of the team can get past
>feels bad for him and gives his lump a little kiss before running off to join the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339273
>>44339342
why not an ushi for muscle?

[Anonymous No.]

It's slime time.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to become a wizard and build a tower of stone that stretches to the top of the world with my flesh and bone just to fly with the harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339388
Ashe won't jump out the plane

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339220
Jesus christ is this real
>>44339232
Hug her real tight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339382
>order guard died of brain bleed
>succ barely cares because she found a guy during the mission and as such doesn't view the guard as a person anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339395
>all anon attracts are hag dorks way too old to still be in their rebellious rock phase
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339158
>>44339273
>>44339315
>is Lescatie burning?

[Anonymous No.]

>44339400
Flayer correction needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339399
You're going to hug her? I bet you'll have no issue with being taken away, adopted and given lots of love and affection as your new role as her toy, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339421
The moment those ears wiggled, I had already lost.

[Anonymous No.]

So we misery posting again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339406
I will continue to make bad references to dad rock until I get hagged and become an actual dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339424
I am pretty miserable right now, so sure. Let's do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339424
No, despair hours is cancelled
It's familyposting hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339424
They can post what they want but I will instead post a Kej.

[Anonymous No.]

Being a knight is cool until your horse monsterises mid charge
>FOR THE CHIEF GODDESS!
>YES YES FOR THE CHIEF GODDESS AND THANK HER FOR CREATING MY HUSBAND!
>YES THAT'S RIGHT MY NOBLE STEE-
>Eh?
>Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339443
Do you think best kot carries her kids around by the scruff of their neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339388
>>>44339273
>>>44339342
>why not an ushi for muscle?
No, no, no! Ushi for EVERY archetype.
>muscle
Ushi.
>sapper
Ushi.
>sniper
Ushi with a rifle.
>spy
Ushi in a tuxedo with a sexy French accent.
>driver
RIDE THE USHI, ANON. IT IS SAFE; YOU ARE WITH USHI.
>marine
Ushi with a snorkel.
>thief
Ushi in a cat burgler outfit.
>seductress
Ushi with her seal off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339130
>Monmandos
>elite
>highly trained
>actually has to do serious work
>lowest marriage rate of any unit
remember their sacrifice anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339400
Based and realisticpill, mamonos won't care about collateral damages. We will get kill because we are on her husband's way. I'm happy with this outcome, at least my death will make them happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44328784
Mana is stored in the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

I built a fake doorway leading right off a cliff and put a sign on it that says "Free Human husbands inside - Take one!!"
A Hellhound went right to it and opened the door and fell right off the cliff taking only two steps! LOL! Monsters are so gullible and stupid!

[Anonymous No.]

>/order/ raid again

[Anonymous No.]

A new slime jelly bar has opened up in MGC. What flavor are you getting Anons? I choose grape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339463
>Ushi with a snorkel.
How terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339465
>lowest marriage rate of any unit
how come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339478
I don't like slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339478
Radical Raspberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339463
glad you've made your choice officer, you'll be spending the next three months in the Highlands training them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339478
Strawberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339478
see>>44339391

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339478
Pan galactic gargle slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339485
hard to nab a man when your deep behind enemy lines, have a very important and urgent mission and extraction is a very small dinghy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339465
>Make our life harder by taking our weapons and enforce Mamono colonialist's rules
No, I hope they lose a hand on a wired grenade trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339499
Your order sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339526
neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339534
Well, yeah, did you want her with ice?

[Anonymous No.]

You know, with the way slime girls seem to enjoy having you eat part of their body, it's the opposite of sandworms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339520
>T.didn't see ushimanndo cause she was crawling through your outer vision cone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339557
What was that noise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339557
False, no one like your kind but we also can't say it out loud. I hope you get your face disfigured by a IED installed by one of us.

[Anonymous No.]

Does the archive for the pastebin purge still exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339540
On the rocks, with a slice of lemon, shaken not stirred.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339635
Yes but it's miseryfag hours. Don't waste the Kots on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339635
>cat aggressively raping you into the dirt after you tried to be some big hero guy during your mandated vacation time
Being a warrior of light is hard work, but it's a good life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339526
I would like your entire supply please, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339662
But I want to rape the kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339660
It's been pure misery for a long time now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339692
>he thinks he's in charge
Oh, how funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339698
I will be in charge, I will eat the shrooms, will bite the neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339672
>They bring you to an enormous vat full of that slime
>A number of slimes peek at you from the top

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339705
Well, I mean. That sounds like it would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339203
>the pixie
>the wurm
>the pyrow
>the satyros
>the minotaur
>the gremlin
>the angel
>the cupid
>the cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339369
>protesting for men's rights in MGC
>suddenly tackled by a 7 foot horse woman
>she tears my clothes off and starts riding me bareback while screaming STOP RESISTING
>only stops when I bust a nut
>drags me to the precint and interrogates me for hours
>gaslights me until I finally confess to loving horse pussy
>drags me to the courthouse and marries me
I just wanted men only train cars...

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlS3w1GGE8g

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339749
>I just wanted men only train cars...
Sounds like sexism to me. Pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339764
Oh, so you like being molested by monster OLs every day? Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339743
I genuinely wonder if Cheshires have a safe word or something if you're REALLY not in the mood for pranks or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339769
I know my place and accept our monster overlords. I love Big Sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339770
some trash about soulmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339120
if you have a dream baby with a nightmare would you take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339769
>anon molests large OL jinko while jk raiju molests him
it's efficient i suppose

[Anonymous No.]

I can't take it anymore! This dumb, fat Wight who seduced me thinks she's in charge of me just because I agreed to move in with her! She thinks she can just use me a pump and then put me back up in her room when she's done! I'm gonna stand up to her and show her that she can't just rule my life like a tyrant and that I'm more than just a boytoy! I have free will!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333825
She doesn't have a third hand to hold it so she keeps it on the horn for later use, maybe she forgot it's still on her horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339770
"I love you."
> It's not really a safeword, but you've found your wife can't make fun of you if you look her in the eyes and say that.
> It works even better if you're touching her while you say it.
> Usually it ends with a cuddle session to really get her out of a pranking mood, but she's a pretty good kot, all in all.

[Anonymous No.]

Matchmaking's a good job mate.
It's challenging work, out of doors.
Guaranteed you'll get horny, cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339773
>Toiling away in my job at the Ministry of Truth
>Redacting the number of rapes in Eastcatie to reflect the good think
>Manager calls me to her office
>"Congratulations Anon, you have been selected for compulsory marriage. Report to your new wife at this address"
>Blanch when I see it
>It's the deepest reaches of hag district 69
>Where the oldest, ardent, nearly deranged followers of Big Sister live
>Thank her and go back to clean my desk
>When I am going down the elevator a doubleplus ungood thought comes to me
>Get on the train heading to the border
>It might be risky but it's my only chance
>I'm alone in the cab except for a father and daughter
>The little werecat is wearing a Big Sister party pin and has her eyes trained on me
>I notice I am still holding on to my marriage notice and quickly put it under my arm
>I stare straight ahead
>When I get off I hear the werecat run past me
>Her father looks sad and doesn't meet my eyes
>Then I see her talk to the station guards
>I make for the train again but the doors are already closed
>The guards say nothing and take me to a small room
>They leave me alone until a pair of cupids arrive
>The Ministry of love has come for-
And so I found the error of my ways. I am truly grateful to Big Sister for stopping me from making a terrible mistake. I am happily married now and will live a long life of service to the state. I hope all anons in this thread will find life as a Malef's cumpump as rewarding as I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339822
>in mge australia everything is part manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339791
>dumb, FAT wight
sorry anon, but something tells me she can just lay on you and thats the end of the rebellion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339822
Feelings?!
Look mate, you know who hasnt got a lot of feelings? Blokes who ignore their wives to win golf trophies. Professionals have standards.
Be fecund.
Be amorous.
Have a plan to hitch any couple you meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339904
>fat wight
did you put on a few pounds or is that just your corpse bloating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339957
yeah you'll definitely piss off a few undead with that one. beware the revenge rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339904
The only thing fat about her is her ass and giant hag tits, which I just have to avoid getting crushed by via standing up to her... over the phone. Yeah, then she won't be able to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Fine. If they want my love so bad, we compromise.

First we go on a trial date
Then 5 regular dates
Then we can hold hands for 5 more dates
Then I introduce you to my friends and family
Then, after 10 years of no conflicts or pissing me off, maybe, just maybe, if my friends and family like you, I'll let you hold my hand
I'm sure monster girls will be happy with this compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339983
I was married to my Hellhound wife within 5 minutes of meeting her outside of Carls Jr. I was just trying to get a hamburger, she raped me and then we went inside together to get some food. I couldn't imagine waiting longer than 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339997
5 minutes?! Are you out of your fucking mind?!
Nonono monster girls wont even see a hint of my heel until at least date 13.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339635
I'm going to SEX that cat, and no one can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339983
ah, you want a romantic type that takes her time. we have some options for you!
>one date - hold hands
>three dates - introduction to family and friends
>five dates - marriage and sex.
closest to your offer take it or leave it.

[Anonymous No.]

i just raped my wurm wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339635
>"Me-yow!"
How do cats responds when you react like that in response to their cupcaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340044
With proper education

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339635
I want to be a Tom, but not by that cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340035
Impossible!? What eldritch powers you be using?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340052
i use the power of wurm milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340051
Is there anything wrong with that particular cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340035
Groping her boobs while she's playing with her blocks doesn't count as rape anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340012
I knew she was the one as we were feeding each other burgers and fries. I wasn't sure at first when she pushed me down and hopped on top of me but as we talked everything just clicked. I am conservative so we got married at the court house the next day, can't be having no hellpups out of wedlock.

[Anonymous No.]

is this the correct mg thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340059
old auntie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340060
i put my dick into her vagina and plapped her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340068
Right, but I asked about her faults, not her charm points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340072
Did you tell her to get pregnant too? A wurm might forget to ovulate otherwise. You may need to tell her multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340072
i don't think you're actually big or strong enough to do that because that would be literally superhuman
i think you're lying on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

Get a manticore in your harem and you can play pin the tail (spine) on the donkey(anon)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340081
would be true if i never drank wurm milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340080
lift her by the hips and shake a couple times. that usually does the trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340059
She isn't a Chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340080
>>44340091
Get her a womb tattoo. Just one press and you are done

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340068
>old
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332346

[Anonymous No.]

>the mgc modern tower
>this massive but highly walkable and climable structure juts into the sky at a mighty hundred stories complete with perches at the top for cats to lounge off of and admire the view
>a winding, labyrinthine structure inside it has many places ideal for cats to get hide in, often bringing lost tourists with them.
>being covered in walls of fine silk for cats to pull at and easily climb contribute to the multi billion dollar budget it took to build. The exceptionally large shrine in the center of it doesn't help.
>although they still consider it a massive win the cost and gaudiness of religious iconography ensured the cat party hasn't done well in an election for twenty years.
>they still secure the orthodox bastet worshiper vote though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340104
its even easier, wurms are always ovulating, all the smarts and the pride of dragons go into fertility, that's why its rare to find petite wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>24 year old shortstack, tits bapho
>371 year old loli bapho
What's your pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340155
The breasts

THE BREASTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340104
does pressing it multiple times increase the pregnancy?
>wife gets nervous when you tell the womb tattoo place you want the turbo button

[Anonymous No.]

Handsy and beeg dragon who has a massive horde but very fragile and lonely and hasnt left her cave in a while so just goes on about how cool her treasures and she is but its obvious she just wants someone to love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340160
>Big Horde
Of what? Orcs? Kobolds? Goblins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340165
jubjubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340100
Based on these responses I have no choice but to assume she's the perfect cat and you're messing with me.

>>44340157
I choose boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340173
Truly terrifying, jubjub musk dulling the guards sense before they're pounced on by those birbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340174
>I choose boobs.
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340183
old soft kot...

[Anonymous No.]

Jubs are worst birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340174
>perfect cat
not even close

[Anonymous No.]

perhaps here be dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340186
Give me the old and soft kots.
Even the extra soft ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340173
>>44340182
If a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of Jubjubs called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340173
>chained to something and being slowly lowered into the pit of ravenous jubs
>"so anon, who's the mere female lizard now?"
>"that doesn't make any sense"
>she frowns and lowers you a couple more inches

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340198
A fornication

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340198
A flirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340198
Clubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340198
an orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44328784

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340187
pretty strong competition
except cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340217
Jabberwock’s goth phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340187
>t. crow tengu
It's OK sweaty you'll find the one, someday

[Anonymous No.]

should i believe the hype?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340239
consider

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340239
800 girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340239
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Trumpart transfigured me into a human and we had rough, animalistic sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340217
Sometimes you go to the more twisted aspects of wonderland and the Jabberwocky isn't a lewd layabout but is a tad more 'active' in her hunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340256
Lucky dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340239
Mwee~

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to find the scariest, ghastliest, most downright evil and terrifying Monster there is. A creature of pure darkness that wants to murder the whole world. I'm gonna find her and then walk up to her and then just hold my arms out, offering a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340278
>greenworm uncomfortably plopped into a barstool >trying to look suave while carefully balancing a glass of OJ on her claws
Cute. Would offer lettuce

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340279
And the only thing you will earn is slightly less violent rape before she conquers the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340284
can you bring lettuce into bars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340293
Only the iceberg lounge

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340286
I can fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340293
Bartenders in MGC keep a lettuce under the counter at all times
If a greenworm starts eyeing the garnishes you need to act fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340286
>Skyrim but monster girls
>Alduin is a tsundere
>Originally hates the dragonborn (You)
>Comes to like you after you defeat her younger sisters
>Final showdown
>You defeat and breed that dragon
>Cuddles up to you like a little girl with her teddy bear
>Still acts tsundere from time to time
>Goes from wanting to end the world to making your king of the world and immortal with her
>Has some slight yandere tendencies especially when you're around her sister Paarthurnax

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340301
>alduin the world eater
>anon the pussy eater
good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340217
Where are her goofy buck teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340312
No olive in the bar would be safe from an intoxicated greenworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340341
There's a reason she keeps her mouth closed in all those other pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340294
heh

[Anonymous No.]

How bad is the bullying at MG highschool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339463
>Eros team trying to infiltrate an Order city to make the duke fall in love
>cupid asks the Eros ushi if she can seduce the guards to distract them
>ushi says she has it handled
>entire city blocks in flames, peasants screaming in the streets, mass pandemonium
>unsealed ushi clinging to the guy she chose, hanging off the clocktower like King Kong while the city guard tries to kill her
>cupids trying to explain to the duke that this is actually HIS fault because he wouldn't follow the divine plan set forth by Eros to fuck a weresheep
>cupids are asked to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340352
Enough that not even the staff cares if a student kill himself over it. Just means he wasn't strong enough for a monster and thus isn't a real man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340352
Dog girls bully cat girls
Cat girls bully mouse girls
Snake girls bully mouse girls
Bird girls bully snake girls
Frog girls bully bug girls
No one bullies cows
No one bullies centaurs
Everyone bullies alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340352
getting pushed into a locker with a dark slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340371
>No one bullies cows
Except me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340390
Tipping is seen as a firm of flirting, you whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340390
Does that make you her BULL-y?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340395
I'm gonna tip the haku teacher then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340352
Just challenge both the manticore and hellhound queen bitches to a fight behind the bike shed after school. If you win, you will be bully proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340352
>shy, nerdy owl harpy has a crush on the class president
>sweetest most innocent love imaginable
>mean girls take notice
>start mocking her, saying that they're going to steal him from her
>owl mage starts crying
>Anon sensei hears the commotion
>finds the bullies and owl harpy, threatens to suspend the clique for bullying if they don't leave
>clique turns on Anon, drags him off into a supply closet
>owl harpy forced to listen to her teacher get fucked by an entire gang of jks
>president finds her crying, cares for her and offers to take her home
>owl harpy still afraid of pyrows years later

[Anonymous No.]

>>44338860
Something like Lovecraft's Dreamlands would be neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340417
>>clique turns on Anon, drags him off into a supply closet
>Pyrow leader stunned as Anon slaps her across the face, demands they all leave the school grounds and informs the gang that he's going straight to the principal about their actions.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to get an Anubis addicted to RollerCoaster Tycoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>Join an all monster party for a dungeon
>Don’t even make it past the entrance
>Spent too much time fucking and cuddling
>Got kicked out by the angry echidna boss who’s looking for a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340449
hello every wan and welcome to another video. Today I'm going to show you how to maximize anons excitement rating in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44339770
No safe are need, just tell her honestly that today is not the day. She can feel it too I guess but safe word are for lefty basedboy, just speak with your loved one, not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340449
gamer noobis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340456
>hello every wan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlW7u4G973M

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340356
See? She's AMAZING at seduction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340473
She appears to have misplaced her seal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340473
>>44340479
>POV: You wanted to see her other eye
>got raped even harder than usual that week

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340482
how to get raped even harder than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340492
Taking off an Ushi-Oni's seal allows her to go further beyond

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340482
> Ask your wife to take her seal off.
> After a long, long, LONG conversation, you finally just pull it up and kiss her on the mouth.
> She's so flummoxed she can't even rape you.
> Just a horny, blushing mess.
> Engage in the most perverse and lewd of all sexual intercourse.
> Missionary position sex while holding hands and making eye contact, and solely for the purpose of procreation.
> She's still an Ushi, so she doesn't let go of you all night, and looking into both of her eyes as they both urge you on for another round is intoxicating.
> Eventually you pass out on top of her.
> In the morning she's put her seal back on is too embarrassed to make eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340473
I feel like a moth drawn to a flame

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340530
I know, right? Miss Ushi is incredibly underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340533
There is nowhere near enough art of them. Their design is top-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340473
Gonna be honest, that long, straight, black hime style hair works really well on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340553
>long, straight, black hime style hair works really well on her.
true

[Anonymous No.]

cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340590
The himecut is strong in this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340352
Not bad at all. Just join a club full of mgs, or a group of delinquent mgs, or a group of rich noble mgs. Or be the teacher's "pet". Personally I'd join the vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

Cozy life in Order territory. Shhhhh! Don't tell the monstergirls and their fanboys that cozy life can be had in the Order, it offends them.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone knows that high class monster girls that don't pick magic classes always go for things like rogues or bards.
You'll never see a Wight or Pharaoh go fighter or, heaven forbid, ranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>44340747
Do you ever post anything thread-related that doesn't revolve around human this or order that?

[Anonymous No.]

Haha, stupid Yeti can't come hug me now that I'm in the Desert Kingdom, she'd overheat and have a stroke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340747
There are no monsters in the city. There is are no monsters in Ba Sing Se. The city is safe for all humans to live a peaceful life without fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340119
imagine waiting in line at the DMV or something and a hag fails to restrain herself and just picks you up and sprints out of the building

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340781
Pls don’t. I don’t want to wait in line again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340747
Yyyyeaaahhh... That sickly looking girl who is clearly hooked onto medical apparatus is no doubt going to monsterize into one hell of a fearsome succubus isn't she? And that apple? Is actually a well disguised Prisoner Fruit, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340755
The Elf Queen says hi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340804
I shall send her a reply forthwith.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that going out at night means you can see the loli werebats learning to fly.
It also means that you're liable to get kidnapped by an errant mothman but thats just part of the life.

[Anonymous No.]

aggressive Dragon getting bullied by Anon's harem of Kikis who are specced out into stunlocking the dragon and whittling her HP down with cherry tap attacks while she can't do anything about it a

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340859
>you can see the loli werebats learning to fly.
I'll cheer them on

[Anonymous No.]

>>44328784

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340859
>It also means that you're liable to get kidnapped by an errant mothman
Always have some glowsticks ready to toss and never wear reflective clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this cute dragongirl

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimoras and Grizzlies have a Schneznaya bias and undoubtedly simp for Tartaglia. Glory to the Tsartiza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340781
this is how i'll get married i imagine. hagsnatched

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340781
>>44341126
>Think you’re just an average background character barely worth a notice
>Some hag thinks you’re the cutest fucking thing she’s ever seen and just snaps
Well I guess that’s one way to get a confidence boost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341074
Fuck off chink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341126
>Be anon
>Casually waiting in like at the DMV
>3 Meter Fox just walks up behind you, picks you up and walks out
>No one bats an eye
MGC is a crazy place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341136
get lifted, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341146
>"Hey! Wait- you can't just... Let me down! Help!"
>No response
>No one in the waiting room even looks at you as you get hauled off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341136
Some usually uptight, cold, and controlled dragon or demon double taking as she sees you, guiltily looking around for witnesses, but eventually snapping and grabbing you like you're the last roll of toilet paper at the grocery store; hags sprinting off in an extremely undignified manner

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341183
getting shoplifted by ms krampus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341136
>2 hags have a stand off with you in the middle
>you think they are glaring at you and you start to whimper
>that just attracts more hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341194
>Anon's plan worked as now the hags are brawling and he can get away safely
Ha! I get away to enjoy another night alone with a cup of ramen noodles and a shot of vodka to keep me company!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341194
its funny to imagine someone being upset or sad in public and hags just sort of rounding corners as they converge on the source of it
attuned to the psychic aether but only for crying boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333812
Shoulderpads are an important piece of armor, they're a must have if you took any levels into Parkour or Skater Boy classes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341211
>anon in hagtown
>stressed out because he doesnt want to get snatched
>a hag comes up to him dressed in a really poor detective cosplay
>just stresses him out more as she looks for "clues" around the area about what might be the cause of anon's stress, occasionally looking at him to make sure he's ok
>more hags come in response to the stress, the spiral ever worsening as the detective hag explains her reasoning.
>the hags all think that someone is out to hurt anon, so now he's got the whole town in his area making sure nothing bad happens.
>meanwhile anon is in fullblown panic mode because he thinks one of them will surely take him away, why else would the whole town gather?

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm, well if trying to look absolutely mundane and not standing out in MGC increases the chances that you'll get nabbed, then I'll just stand out and reverse psychology will protect me from the Monsters!
>proceeds to wear yellow tuxedo and hat that looks like a banana

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341225
Well, to be fair, anon's fears are fairly well-founded. He is going to get snatched, especially if he keeps standing in the middle of the street and shivering like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341227
A Kakuen is going to take one look at you and experience neuron activation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340951
Imagine a harem of high class horses. A man could drown standing up with that much horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44337604
It's a repost though, not new

[Anonymous No.]

>>44341136
>"But just look at me! I'm so nondescript!"
>Her smile widens and she gets heart pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>44340759
He's even more autistic and persistent than mick, just less verbally aggressive.