/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I hate all of you weeaboos and if I ever see you in the street (I won't since you're locked up in your parents house) I am going to kick your teeth in you hideous overweight pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think you're happy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431362
Flawless response.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

I would kick your nerd ass
I'm an aikido master

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431362
There is no such thing as an "Otaku culture".
You're all just spastic freaks with absolutely no dignity and inferior genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431386
What a funny joke.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>4431396
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431357
>implying that /jp/ers aren't a bunch of underweight, sickly basement-dwellers

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431357
he mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431408
I'm not from any martial background so I will not have trouble kicking your ass.
Real life isn't like your little japanese cartoons where people are flying 30 feet in to the air. One swift kick to your neck and it's lights out for you. I highly doubt you're an athlete if you have time to talk feces here instead of constantly train your body to perfection...unless you won the genetic lottery which I HIGHLY doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431357

You're far too much of a pussy to do anything to ANYONE in real life. Not because you might not have the drive, but because real life has consequences, the internet does not.

You don't and never will have the balls to beat someone up, kill someone, rape, etc...

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>4431453
Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431465
Wrong. I'm not like you spastic freaks. I have courage and animosity to pick a fight with a total stranger. I'm from New York City. I will never see any of you freaks here but if I did, God help me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431472
I have better reflexes and hand eye coordination than you. Your martial arts means nothing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431480

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431453
>replying to kopipe from last year

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431356
Stop spamming AɳoɳTa|k.com with your stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This thread brought you by:

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>4431490
My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431480

You *think* you do, sir. The moment one of them steps in front of you, you will wuss out, and the reason why has nothing to do with your or that person x's strength.

[Anonymous No.]

Suigin is having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431490
If you have any understanding of the martial arts you would realise that reflexes and hand eye coordination are nothing in the face of experience.

Also if he is a practitioner as he says, his reflexes and coordination would be much superior to yours through training.

yours sincerly a 26 year old black man that weighs 11 stone.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you replying the troll dear /jp/? Let the thread die, or leave the OP to samefag his own thread. Either way, this shit just got reported.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431502
Believe me. Perhaps you never went to public school but I can tell you right now, it's nothing like those stupid highschool movies or tv shows where the jocks pick on kids and get away with it. You got in to a fight with someone and everyone would goad both of you in to finishing it.

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>>4431529
I don't know, I thought it was pretty amusing how the OP was honestly replying to aikido posts in a desperate attempt to troll.

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ is the one who's fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431529
This is /jp/. No post is left unanswered. We're just that bored.

I'll start to worry when people start seriously arguing with trolls, but seeing how the discussion already managed to change topic to martial arts, it's not the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431480
You think you could identify us on sight? Or by smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431570
I could identify you by smell, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4431542

I went to a private school, but hey