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44281989 No.44281989 [Reply] [Original]

how do i seduce the 'guya

>> No.44282019

>>44281989
you don't
just become friends instead

>> No.44282064
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>>44281989
chiccy tendies

>> No.44282217

>>44282019
Are there benefits?

>> No.44282249

>>44282217
Health insurance courtesy of Eirin.

...Though whether or not that counts as a benefit is questionable.

>> No.44282282

>>44282019
will i be able to seduce her if we become friends?

>> No.44286086

>>44281989
you get murdered by eirin instead

>> No.44286094

>>44281989
Seducing her isn't even the best part of it. Imagine Kaguya being turned down for the first time in her life after centuries of men swooning all over her. She'd be devastated.

>> No.44286133

i want to play vidya with the guya.

>> No.44286165

>>44281989
Fistfight her and assert your dominance. I got this info from a peculiar white-haired girl.

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>>44282249
you read the fine print and it seems like you also agree to be her human experimentation subject

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>>44286165
You will DIE

>> No.44289542
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shortening words with apostrophe (e.g. 'guya instead of kaguya) is not nice

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The 'ya

>> No.44290779

Just clap her NEET cheeks

>> No.44291099

>>44286094
>That's precisely why it would be a dilemma that chips away at her sanity. Countless men who are richer and more important than you have offered her everything they could for her hand but she rejected them all because she didn't think they were good enough for her. Then here comes this nobody guy from the outside world who has nothing of worth to offer her and doesn't even seem to be particularly interested in her. This is who inexplicably catches her attention.

>Kaguya becomes obsessed with trying to find out why you, not knowing that she is digging herself deeper into a hole of obsession in pursuit of an answer. Kaguya starts sending out spies to learn everything about you so she can try to piece it all together. When that isn't enlightening enough for her, she starts inviting you over to get to know you better in person and these meetings only endeared you to her even further. Sometimes you have to decline because you have prior engagements and this drives her crazy. She can't believe that any man would ever turn down an invitation from her. You should be breaking off any engagements you had for the privilege of spending time with her. The fact that you didn't only made her obsession with you stronger. She sends spies again to try to find out what you are doing that is so important only to find that all you are doing is drinking with some buddies you made in the village or even worse, having dinner with some village girl. This makes her particularly angry. There is no way that this random villager was more beautiful than she is. Why would you turn down her invitation in favor of spending time this girl instead?

>Despite her obsession, she still manages to put on a dignified face on the occasions that you do visit and pretends that you aren't driving her insane. Kaguya knows it would be a bad look for her if you knew what she was doing so she always tries her best to make sure her interest in you never seems too strong. At most she makes the occasional flirty pass at you but you always just laugh it off as though it were a joke and it takes every ounce of her strength to maintain her mask of civility when you do. Of course, the easiest thing for her to do would be to state her feelings and intent to you but Kaguya still feels restrained by the trappings of her station. She is royalty, it would be unbecoming of her to be the one to confess her feelings, especially to a commoner like you. She has everything she needs to win you over and force you to be the one to confess. It would be a great personal failure on her part if she wasn't even able to do that.

>So Kaguya continues driving herself mad with her schemes, her household looking on in concern. Mokou too is aware of Kaguya's predicament and considers telling you about it whenever she has to escort you to Eientei but she feels as though that would ruin the payoff of this whole thing. Instead she eagerly waits for the moment that Kaguya snaps so that she can have a laugh at her rival's expense.
Something an anon here wrote

>> No.44291913

>>44291099
Sounds like a Gensokyo version of "Love is War" only this time its one sided. Plus the main girl is also called Kaguya

>> No.44292720
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Cute hime

>> No.44293077

>>44290779
I wish i could clap her NEET cheeks

>> No.44297197

>>44281989
Just be her friend and let it develop naturally.

>> No.44297370

Cross psychic threads

>> No.44297393

>>44281989
Kill her once or twice and rape her as she reforms

>> No.44299651
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>> No.44299863

>>44286094
>>44291099
>>44291913
inane premises that assume Kaguya would give a shit enough to even reach out to some random person
the reason she turned down men was that they constantly hounded her even though she was just living in some forest minding her own business
Like now!

>> No.44302984

Kaguya is so cool and interesting. Why isn't she more popular? This is outrageous.

>> No.44305801

>>44302984
It really is. I would love to see more of her CDS was not enough to make up for all those years of neglect!

WE! NEED! MORE! 'GUYA!!!!!

>> No.44306159

Chocolate

>> No.44313120
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i really love this 'guya image

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>> No.44317421

>>44313120
me too, anon

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Lazy NEET

>> No.44323339

>>44281989
By having an equal amount of money and status. Maybe you can convince her into thinking you are some great prince from a foreign land or something.

>> No.44324587

>>44299863
Love is irrational and strikes when you least expect it and when you least want it in your life.

>> No.44327107

>>44313120
It's one of my favourites.

>> No.44327418

The 'Guya would never like me but thats okay, I'll simply court one of those cute earth rabbits. Maybe I'll help run errands for Eirin and gather herbs for her.

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>> No.44327717

>>44327708
Pov: you just entered a stable relationship with Reisen

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>> No.44327746

>>44327717
Poor Reisen, everytime she meets a guy she likes everyone in Gensokyo tries to NTR her.

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>> No.44327852

>>44327746
Its her fault for being such a push over and not making proper time for her boyfriend. If only she'd demand a day off to spend with him she wouldn't keep having all her virile boyfriends captured by Inaba and the other denizens of the bamboo forest.
At this point Reisen getting a boyfriend is already a matchmaking service to them!

>> No.44329845

>>44327780
she's literally me fr

>> No.44329992

Is 'guya the kind of girl who'd cuddle with you for hours?

>> No.44330147

>>44329992
Yes, except not with you.

>> No.44330265

>>44330147
Agreed. She cuddles for close to a full day instead.

>> No.44331743
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I want to play video games with the Kagu while admiring her shapely body and groping her. Bonus points if she rests her feet/legs on my shoulders.

>> No.44332363

>>44331743
i want to smack this kagu's butt

>> No.44335612

>>44313120
AAAAAAHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEX WITH KAGUYAHIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>> No.44341724

>>44281989
You don’t.

>> No.44341738

>>44281989
Show her your dick

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>> No.44344106

>>44281989
Stick your dick in a bag of chettos and get it covered in chetto dust.

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>> No.44349744

>>44345897
It's always the moon with her isn't it?

>> No.44354588

>>44313120
I can understand why so many people wanted to marry her

>> No.44357830

>>44354588
i really want to marry her

>> No.44357926

>>44354588
I want to live with her and tell everyone we are married but not signing any official paperwork for it because it's a pain in the ass!

>> No.44358038

>>44357926
she would probably be too lazy to sign them too

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A jealous Kaguya is great too!!!

>> No.44362067
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>most beautiful, irresistable woman ever
>mostly drawn small breasted
this is not right

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>>44362067
It was the Heian period, anon. Things were different back then.

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>>44362067
The art in the canon fluctuates and changes a lot. From the games to the mangas. Different artists draw characters differently. Sometimes they look sexy and other times they look like children. So for me that relativity gives me the freedom to imagine the girls in almost anyway i want and if we're being honest Kaguya WOULD have big tits, a big ass and wide hips and thick legs and a flat stomach. Why wouldnt she? As you said, she is the most beautiful, irresistible woman ever. When you think of peak femininity do you think of what i just mentioned above? Someone with a body that evolution/nature is frantically screaming at you to procreate with? Or do you think of what a lot of lolicon anons think and imagine her as short, flat chested, narrow hipped, skinny ''woman'' (child) with an ass like Brie Larsons? With them pulling up ZUN art pics and using that as flimsy ''evidence'' to validate their shit taste? (never mind the context they pull those images up in are sexual, who the FUCK masturbates to ZUN art?) It just doesnt make any sense at all. Kaguya is sexy, plain and simple.

>> No.44364341

>>44364237
>who the FUCK masturbates to ZUN art?
I do. But only to ZUN Satori as I imagine her trying her hardest to give me a handjob with her T-Rex arms.

>> No.44367902

>>44362067
Sex with Kaguya's lewd body!!!

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>>44364341
Eh, i suppose her cute smug face somewhat makes up for it. But you can do better than that, bro ...

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fetch an item for her

>> No.44378517

>>44377160
I would love to see some adrenaline junkie actually accomplish all her Impossible tasks only to ask for more instead of marrying her.

>> No.44378693

>>44378517
Convincing Eirin to give you the most potent stimulant she has!
Snorting three ounces of that good shit and heading out!
Pwning all the subhuman filth afore ye as you climb the circus of honours!
Accomplishing the impossible three times over before sundown!
Going back to Eientei!
Getting more meth instead of marrying Kaguya!

>> No.44379512

>>44378517
That's kinda the main appeal for me when it comes to Touhou. The Adventure one could have in Gensokyo and the other Realms are enormous. A proper Adventure story in Gensokyo could rival One Piece in terms of Storytelling and World building

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>>44378517
We need someone with the appropriate skills to make this edit.

>> No.44383441

>>44381878
>>44378693
I'd love to see this kind of character in Gensokyo. An absolutely suicidal moron who somehow always succeed in his insane quests, even if he lands in Eintei ever other week. I'd imagine he'd tell Kaguya about his insane adventures as a way to pay for the medical bills. That or maybe even to something for either her or Eirin (as long as its interesting and dangerous enough that is)

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>> No.44387749

>>44386523
kaguya is so lewd!

>> No.44388213

>>44362167
Bamboo Cutter Story was only composed in early Heian period, time of action is obviously not the same as time of composition. If we take Kuramochi-no Miko = Fujiwara-no Fuhito, which is nigh certain in Touhou, then the story is set in the late Asuka period, with its emperor being emperor Monmu (the only male adult emperor during Fuhito's tenure). Anyway even without that identification, already by the beginning of Heian period ritsuryo system had collapsed and emperor's authority had been subverted by the court and Fujiwara clan, so the emperor from the story wouldn't be able to just order any soldiers to throw a fucking elixir of immortality into a volcano because of unrequited love, so the story is bound to happen earlier.

>> No.44389056

>>44386523
I'd do any her impossible Quest so that I could bear witness to this.

>> No.44389648

>>44383441
Crackhead touhou: Marisa simulator.
Although that is something I would like to write actually, but with my own autism in it.
Basically someone who abuses not being held to SC rules and fights off anyone who can't/won't be/ doesn't wan to be reasoned with through a combination of outside world knowledge and magic learned ad hoc through the friendlier magicains (Alice).
You'd need a really specific kind of person to be both insane enough to try any of this, and actually be able to pull it off, meth or no.

>> No.44389686

>>44389648
Sounds like he'd make great friends with Cirno. Its make a fun buddy story

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>> No.44392226

>>44372009
Sex with Satori

>> No.44392303

>>44392226
What if: Sex with Satori dressed as Kaguya

>> No.44392308

>>44392303
I would.

>> No.44392612

>>44389686
The perfect effectively immortal comedic sidekick.

>> No.44393976

>>44291099
based

sedn more

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>>44393976
Alright here's another I've got saved. Kaguya's immortal Husband trying to escape from her:
>Kaguya enters the living room hoping to talk to you when you make your bid for freedom.
>After 100 years of basket weaving you are skilled enough to quickly entrap her in a large woven basket while you escape.
>But with her 200 years of experience in tap dancing she is able to sense the reverberations throughout the basket and pinpoint the weak point in the fibers to strike and destroy the basket.
>It's too late, and with your 300 years of oil painting you used the few seconds she was trapped in the basket to paint every surface in the room to look like other surfaces, rooms, and hallways all with their own painted walls painted with similar paintings in different orders to confuse her sense of direction.
>Unfortunately with her 400 years of blindfolded mountain biking she is able to close her eyes and navigate the room with echolocation by screeching and chases after you.
>Luckily thanks to your 500 years of hedge trimming you are able to create an exact duplicate of yourself in the yard that draws her attention.
>Tragically, her 600 years of baking key lime pies made lime, egg yolks, and sweetened condensed milk, and topped with a meringue topping made from egg whites, or with whipped cream leaves her able to detect that the faint scents of the ingredients of the pie you ate that morning led elsewhere and she determines your correct location.
>Quickly, you use your 700 years of misdirection to trick her into using her 800 years of crime scene reconstruction to piece together a past scene you already played out earlier using your 900 years of improvised acting in anticipation of this very moment, tricking her into observing the past while you hide in the present.
>You have five minutes until she uses her 1000 years of kite flying to manipulate the local atmospheric pressure to create a wind formation that creates a small vacuum pocket in the sky that will collapse and suck you up into the air for easy discovery unless you prepare.

>> No.44396850

>>44396378
I remember that thread, good times

>> No.44397262

>>44396850
Would you happen to know which one it was?

>> No.44397642

>>44397262
It was in one of the Yandere 2hus threads.

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>> No.44401106

>>44396378
Kek, being Immortal with someone else sounds fun. This is exactly what our princess needs

>> No.44401994

>>44401106
Imagine the domestic disputes when you know your spouse literally can't be killed.... Followed by building foundation shattering make up sex.

>> No.44402157

>>44401994
Sounds like my grandparents

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>> No.44404101

>>44396378
yanhus are the best hus

>> No.44404205

>>44404101
The allure of a dream that will never be...

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>>44395394
i barely want to live the years I've been given
Kill yourself retard princess

>> No.44407036

>>44406335
>Kill yourself retard princess
Don't be insensitive anon, she's quite literally incapable of doing that

>> No.44407689

>>44406335
Well she did say you can do whatever you want. You can spend that time killing her.

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>> No.44408537

>>44408197
I can't believe the princess is literally me..

>> No.44411377

>>44408537
Wanna go on a date sometimes with me Kaguya-Anon?

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>> No.44414985

Kaguya is a Naruto character breh.

>> No.44419913

>>44411377
I'm sorry, but i can't. I'm scared of people.

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>>44414985
She's a DB character.

>> No.44420972

>>44420585
Is she winning?

>> No.44421105

>>44420972
Look at their expressions anon.

>> No.44421176

>>44421105
>close slash
>close slash
>"trunks stop spamming that move, i cant get out of it!"
>close slash
>close slash
>close slash

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ENTER MOGUYA

>> No.44433286

>>44281989
you don't

>> No.44436857

>>44433286
This, many have better man have tried and not succeed. Unlocking the Kaguya route is probably the hardest thing to do in Gensokyo. I'd recommend going for someone else like Reisen

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>> No.44446910

>>44428458
So is she now Immortal or Immortal^2?

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>>44442729
The Hime has such cute feet!

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>>44281989
Too late, I already claimed the 'guya

>> No.44454764

>>44453566
This makes me wonder, would Kaguya or Mokou even be able to have children or would their immortal bodies destroy it to maintain their time locked bodies?

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>>44454764
Given how much Mokou changed while under the influence of the elixir, I think it's safe to say that hourai bodies aren't actually static. They're eternal, but it's more that their souls regenerate their body if it gets destroyed. Mokou also comments on getting exhausted and suffering from muscle pains after her fight in IN, so many of the normal biological processes still apply to hourai immortals.
I think it's more that their bodies are defined by their souls, and can change based on their self-image. So Mokou's hair grew out and became white because she started to see herself as inhuman, while Kaguya and Eirin remained the same because as Lunarians, they already saw themselves as unchanging beings who are above life and death.
In that case, as long as they perceive themselves as being fertile, their bodies would be able to bear children like any other person would be.

>> No.44456638

>>44454764
This reminds of that super rare disease where a fetus will die and instead of the mother's body expelling it or absorbing it, it cover the fetus in bone and basically creates a bone statue of it inside the mother and it stays there forever, or until it is removed surgically.

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>> No.44461420

>>44454926
Mokou went from NPC to MC design wise

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>>44454926
So what you're saying is Mokou can have delicious fat tits and wide hips? Nice.

>> No.44465390

>>44465307
Nah, Mokou looks like she acts; like a middle schooler with a really bad chuunibyou habit.
And I don't mean the more-developed modern middle schoolers, I'm saying that Mokou is very short and completely flat.

>> No.44465590

>>44324587
Men's love is irrational, while women's love is based on unconscious calculations

>> No.44469225

Imagine a threesome with Mokou and Kaguya.

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>> No.44473351

>>44465590
What a gift that must be...

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>> No.44473857

A barrage of 'guyas!

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>>44473857
Yes!

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>>44465390
>Mokou looks like she acts; like a middle schooler with a really bad chuunibyou habit.
Nuh uh. You're just taking a dump on her character. She's over 1000 years old and carries the burden of true immortality. So her tits are fucking fat and heavy and hurts her back ...just like the burden of living forever. Poetry.

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>> No.44476468

>>44476352
I can't believe she parades those around Keine's students. Does she not know about the turbulences of puberty? At least Kaguya has the decency to not have such humongous, bouncy, nibblable knockers!

>> No.44477620

>>44281989
Unironically, you'd have a better chance of seducing her by not even trying to seduce her, because she has seen fuck knows how many men try and seduce her, and seemingly being unaffected by her charms would actually set you apart. Problem is that you'd probably need to talk to her a lot to get her interested, and Kaguya's pretty boring. She's got nothing going on in her life outside of fighting Mokou. At least Mokou has tales about what she did throughout her immortality, she helps people get to Eientei, she sells yakitori, so she has a business, she hangs out with Keine, all in all, she has a life outside of just, fucking around with Kaguya. Eirin has her whole, magic-science schtick, she works as a doctor, teaches Reisen, probably practices with the bow from time to time, she too has a life outside of Kaguya. Kaguya however... other than messing with Mokou, what does she do? Occasionally reject men? Not a very interesting life. So it'll be a chore to talk to her.

>> No.44478382

>>44477620
Akyuu notes that Kaguya is well-spoken and knows a lot of (old) stories. She's also quite curious and enjoys sneaking out to the village, so she's eager to learn new things. Plus, there's the Lunar Capital Exhibition, and her life on the moon. Kaguya really isn't supposed to be boring.
Mokou, on the other hand, isn't all that sociable, and only really talks freely with Keine. Plus, she spent most of her life hiding from other people, and even spent hundreds of years practically comatose out of sheer boredom. I guess she probably has a lot of stories about how she brutalized youkai, but other than that, she wasn't much less isolated than Kaguya was.
Also, she doesn't actually operate a yakitori stand. That's just a lie she uses as cover.

>> No.44478582

>>44478382
That does mean she recognizes the problems I brought up, and is working on fixing them. Not bad, 'Guya.

>> No.44481312

>>44478382
Speaking out of Eientei and going on adventures with Kaguya... now that sounds fun.

>> No.44481627

>>44478382
>Mokou, on the other hand, isn't all that sociable, and only really talks freely with Keine(her dog). Plus, she spent most of her life hiding from other people, and even spent hundreds of years practically comatose out of sheer boredom.
Dios mio she is just like me!

>> No.44484163

>>44478382
Lies..

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>> No.44486761

>>44477620
She has lived for thousands of years and is in deep with Eirin's shenanigans. She may be lazy but she definitely isn't boring or unintelligent.

>> No.44486979

>>44486761
>She may be lazy
She isn't lazy,she just doesn't get the opportunity to fo stuff because well Eirin. Plus wasn't it revealed in CDS that she uses her power to defend Eientei in some way?

>> No.44486993

>>44486979
I dunno about CDS but I do know she uses her power to keep Eintei from breaking down/decaying due to age, and I don't remember if its her or someone else there who's responsible for its spacial distortions.

>> No.44487174

>>44397262
Here:
>>/jp/thread/40817058

>> No.44487204

>>44487174
Thanks for finding it.

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>> No.44489517

I'm kinda surprised this Thread didn't die yet. I rarely see Kaguya threads hit the limit, has she gotten more popular or something?

>> No.44492049

>>44489517
Deserved desu. Kaguya is the greatest of all.

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>>44476468
As bad Mokou's flaunting of her assets around underaged boys may be, you are sorely mistaken with regards to Houraisan COWguya's breast size. Her breasts are also massive. Big, juicy, pale suckable moons that draw you into them with their gravitational pull. There's a reason she doesnt go out very often anymore. If she did every man would be scrambling to get her attention. And on the off chance she does go out, she makes sure to cover her ASSets as well as she can.

>> No.44494092

>>44489517
Slow and steady wins the race, and Kaguya is all about taking it slow.

>> No.44494307

>>44281989
You won't get close with Eirin's watchful eyes. Your only hope is to be my wingman and set me up with Eirin so she's occupied and Kaguya begins to think of relationships with human men like the one Eirin is having.
We will also need to recruit one anon who fucks Reisen daily, again to make the others think they are missing something. Alas I am committed to Eirin.

>> No.44495404

>>44494307
I guess i will have to take Tewi then, but i might need some other anon's help to dig a grave to bury her body later.

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>>44476468
She knows.

>> No.44495580

Time for you monthly bath you stinky hikki neet!

>> No.44497487

>>44495446
Mokou has popped tge cherry of ever single Villiger for like a 100 years straight.

>> No.44497672

>>44449150
If I put my nose in between either one of their toes will I die?

>> No.44499482

>>44494092
>Kaguya is all about taking it slow.
Even in terms of reletionships? I don't think I can wait 100 years just to hold hands with her. Unless I become immortal myself that is.

>> No.44499515

>>44495404
Don't worry, Moko and Raisins will help!
In fact, pretty much everyone might like to chip in.
If you're lucky, it might just happen spontaneously.

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>>44497672
It would be extremely erotic.

>> No.44504127

>>44501185
But would he die?

>> No.44504881

>>44299863
>the reason she turned down men was that they constantly hounded her even though she was just living in some forest minding her own business
Naw man, you're missing the point. She ent them on impossible quests to find what Kaguya already had. The message was simple: spend time with Kaguya if you want her to love you. But they all tried to find shortcuts to hook up with the moon lady, so they got humiliated and failed because the game was rigged from the start.

>> No.44509044

>>44500734
>18 years old
I keep forgetting how old touhou is

>> No.44509056

Would she be a sweet lover or haughty like a typical princess?

>> No.44509145

>>44509056
She doesn't seem that prideful, combat bluster aside. She seems sort of generally pleasant?

>> No.44509184

>>44509056
If her canon appearance is something to go by the she hasn't been very arrogant so far.

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>>44465390
erotic desu

>> No.44509211

>>44509056
She's the most approachable of the people at Eientei, but she does tend to talk about the moon as if it's a superior place for superior people, even though she herself obviously likes Earth and its people much better.

>> No.44509311

>>44509211
That's because you get arrested for having sex on the moon. On Earth Kaguya is happy to sell her body to make Tewi's rent and does it with rich old men all the time. Only a dumb normie would actually want a stinky neet hooker princess wife, unlike someone as pretty and respectable as Mokou.

>> No.44509536

>>44509311
pretty and respectable huh? >>44495446

>> No.44509575

>>44509311
Is it really appropriate for such an influential politician to write angry posts on the internet about some girl who rejected him, Mr. Fujiwara?
Going all sour grapes never made anyone look better.

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If you manage to get Kaguya you'll also get all of Eientei as a bonus.

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>>44513700
>you'll also get all of Eientei as a bonus.
No need. Kaguya is enough for me

>> No.44515513

>>44509311
Stop projecting, Mokou.

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Help me out /jp/, I want that picture of Cirno blowing a kiss where the text say "Overwhealming sexual appeal"
I can't find it in my stash

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You are in the Bamboo Forest, and a female figure with long, dark hair walks out of the bamboo. What do you do?

>> No.44520924

>>44520884
Continue on with whatever I'm doing.
If I'm in the bamboo forest, then the only reason I would have to be in there is better than moonhime sex.
I'd probably be burying someone, and the appearance of some random might be an issue were it not someone who doesn't give a shit if I killed a man or not.

>> No.44521023

>>44520884
Unironically freeze like a deer in the headlights and try to walk/run away. I am easily frightened.

>> No.44521065

>>44520884
Talk to her and see what she wants.

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>> No.44521710

>>44521571
I will yeet her to the moon with a rocket.

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>>44521065
Guess.

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Why is Kaguya such a cuck?

>> No.44523359

>>44521769
I have to refuse then. Now please leave me be or else I'll have to call the Shrine Maiden

>> No.44523428

>>44520884
Even if I knew who Kaguya was I'd still be wary of shapeshifters. 10 times out of 10 I'd just talk to them and learn.

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>>44523359
You sadden her.

>> No.44523640

>>44523551
Too bad, my wellbeing and survival trumps everything else. Even super sexy and inhumanity beautiful moon princesses

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Spacejin Kaguya makes me laugh.

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>>44515679
please respond

>> No.44523957

>>44523928
I'm sorry, i don't have it

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>>44515679
This is the Kaguya thread, retard.

>> No.44523974

>>44523969
Thank you anon, now I can sleep

>> No.44524056

>>44523884
For some reason, i find her endearing. That one Spacezin chart also states she'd only annihilate your nuts if you act like a disrespectful asshole, so she's still befriendable.

>> No.44524104

>>44524056
>she'd only annihilate your nuts if you act like a disrespectful asshole
What if I'm a reasonable disrespectful asshole?

>> No.44524272

>>44524104
>She is a beautiful lady who usually has a gentle demeanor and she relatively has a low danger level.

>But when she has thoughts like "It shouldn't be a problem if I were to crush that type of man" in her mind, she's terribly dangerous.

>In short, when you're with this lady you mustn't treat her rudely or insolently.

Well, in your case.. it might depend on her personal biases and opinions towards you.

>> No.44524425

>>44495446
>>44497487
I'm everyone's cherry

>> No.44524450

>>44524425
Fake, they're all mine actually.

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Mokou and Kaguya, one is nothing without the other...

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>>44523884
>She does that thing where she covers her mouth with both of her oversized sleeves
Hnnnnggggggg

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>>44526377
>It's her embarassed and "sees something she likes" expressions
UNFFF

>> No.44529345

>>44520884
It would probably just be a staring contest until either of us makes the first move and talks

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>> No.44532935

Kaguya's feet in my mouth

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>> No.44534256

>>44520884
Mind my business. I'm sure she doesn't want to be bothered any more than I do when I'm out for a quiet walk.

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>> No.44539075

>>44534256
Probably the best approach in this kind of situation

>> No.44539160

Mokou is better than K*Guya.

>> No.44539174

>>44534256
What if she starts fallowing you?

>> No.44539178

>>44539174
Nervously look back and walk faster.

>> No.44539332

>>44281989
Approach her and try to make her laugh, then spend time with her as much as possible. Then avoid any drinks or food Eirin gives you. Then avoid being alone, as thats when Eirin will get you. Then avoid being out in the open as that's when Eirin will snipe you.

>> No.44540126

>>44539332
What If I'm one of the most powerful enneties in the World? Do I have to look out for Eirin as well?

>> No.44540657

'rking on 'ducing 'ills to 'duce the 'guya...

>> No.44543547

>>44540657
... I have no fucking idea what you're trying to say but if it something positive regarding Kaguya then I agree

>> No.44544397

>>44540126
Anon, what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.44544485

>>44544397
If I ever land in Gensokyo I would try to become powerful enough to secure my own safety before approaching most 2hus

>> No.44544513

>>44540126
>>44544485
I swear to god if you thought that was how entities was spelled...

>> No.44544529

>>44544485
How will you become powerful if you can't even spell?

>> No.44544745

>>44544513
>>44544529
I'm not him >>44540126, I just thought that this was what he meant and what I personally believe. No reletionships, be it platonic, romantic or otherwise, can work with such a massive difference in power. You'd be at their mercy for your entire life.

>> No.44544795

>>44544745
Sounds a normal relationship IRL desu

>> No.44544908

>>44544795
Not mine, few as they may be. I don't mind them being superior to me in someways but the likes of Kaguya? She'd older, wiser, smarter and stronger then me, obviously more beautiful as well as richer and more influence. Her complete and factual superiority over me in all aspects is larger then the distance between the Earth and the Moon. The gap between me and 'Guya as well as most 2hus in power alone is so big that I honestly wouldn't like to meet them let alone enter a relationship with most of them. The Idea of being so powerless is honestly terrifying.

>> No.44544930

>>44544908
Doesn't seem that bad honestly, like if I were to go out right now I could easily overpower most women and do what I please with them. Its kinda the same with youkai and humans, such a poor dichotomy is already normal and while they are more powerful its not an issue really since love equalizes thing when you're not bogged down by western morality

>> No.44545029

>>44544930
>>44544908
I agree. I mean i can see why you would be terrified or emasculated but it actually adds to their appeal in other ways. Kaguya being older and wiser and far more beautiful than me is a massive turn on I was fantasized about talking to a being who's millennia older than me. Whats even better is that at least some 2hus wont vaunt their power (like Ran or Kasen or Kaguya or Mokou). You can have a normal conversation with them without them shitting on you needlessly. This is one of the biggest appeals 2hus have. Them being other worldly and so far above normal women. Some of them are other worldly in their beauty, like Kaguya or Ran. And if you really feel inadequate and it bothers you enough there are means within the setting to empower yourself. Taoism, becoming a hermit (then a celestial), becoming a magician or even becoming a yokai.

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>> No.44545497

>>44545029
>becoming a hermit (then a celestial)
This are the ones I would probably go for. At least this way I somewhat retain my humanity. Probably impossible to do the Celestial one because "Heaven is Closed" but becoming a Hermit should work.

On another note, I agree that them being other worldly in many aspects is part of the appeal but be powerful on your own right is an ensurance not just against them but others as well. Power means freedom, freedom to go nearly anywhere you like, whenever you like as well as talk to anyone you like without having to worry about your life being in danger. Plus you wouldn't be a deadweight and feel useless if you can hold your own in a fight

>> No.44548157

>>44545412
Scary...

>> No.44548185

The 'guya is made for cuddling!

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Lovey dovey, baby making, mating pressing, french kissing hime sex with kaguya

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>>44545412
>>44548185
>>44548522
Lovey dovey, baby making, mating pressing, french kissing hime, cuddling, YOBAI sex with 'guya!

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>> No.44553096

>>44552206
where are this COW's tits?! i don't see them!!

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>> No.44554079

>>44281989
Consider murder

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>>44553096
Right here! The moon cow with her moon tits!!

>> No.44554260

I can't believe this Kaguya thread might reach the limit... I'm so proud!!!!

>> No.44554673

>>44554117
Perfection.

>> No.44554679

>>44554260
historical moment of jaypee

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>>44554260
I think it's the second or third one this year to hit the bump limit either way good job /jp/

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What footwear do you prefer for your Tsukihime to wear?

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>> No.44560710

>>44556419
God I love 2hus with boots, or oriental dresses or whatever with boots in general, incredibly aesthetic
>Tsukihime
Who wins in a fight, Arcueid or Kaguya? I feel like they'd both tire out after a while because of their immortality
Would Shiki be able to bypass the effect from Hourai and be capable of killing her and Eirin?

>> No.44561638

>>44556419
I honestly prefer both the 'guya & mokou in boots
Because I M A G I N E T H E S M E L L

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>>44560710
Shiki would try to rape Kaguya and subsequently gets killed by Eirin, so it's a moot point.

>> No.44561837

>>44560710
>Who wins in a fight, Arcueid or Kaguya?
Remake Arcueid would give Kaguya the beat down of her life but wouldn't be able to kill her
>Would Shiki be able to bypass the effect from Hourai and be capable of killing her and Eirin?
People of Hourai are Eternal and will survive past the death of the Universe, won't they? They have no end so the MEODP won't work on them

>> No.44561885

>>44561837
I was thinking Remake Arcueid would be a tough one but wouldn't Kaguya manage to do something with her manipulation of eternity and the instantaneous, whatever that means?

this got me thinking what other popular moon princess characters are out there

>> No.44561893

>>44554260
i'll help hime-sama with this post. eirin, please, deliver some cash in my mailbox.

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>>44564001
Would you?

>> No.44567736

>>44563955
>>44564001
Is this Kaguya's attempts at seduction?

>> No.44573296

>>44564804
No I'm not into that but If Kaguya is then I guess I'll play along

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Gentleman, it's been an honour

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Sayonara, brethren

>> No.44578987

She did it.. the limit has been broken.
>Verification not required.

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>> No.44582370

hime-sama... image dumping is not a fair way to reach the bump limit on jaypee.

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>>44582370
Oh yeah? Who told you that?! Mokou?! You really gonna listen to that smelly hobo?!

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>> No.44589563

>>44564804
With every fibre of my fucking being
>>44524272
I'd risk Total Scrotum Death so I can befriend her. Honestly kind of appealing in a strange way. Enjoying the conversation with her and flirting but not being too forward. Trying to remember Japanese customs about respect while under the adrenaline rush of talking to such a beautiful girl while trying not to come across as rude so my balls aren't atomized...

>> No.44589925

>>44585049
She's not as smelly as your feet, 'guya :^)

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>>44589925

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>>44589925
Oh yeah?

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>> No.44590191

you better don't

>> No.44590212

>>44590143
Yeah! Now air out those feets, I ain't got all day!!
N-not that this thread hit bump limit or anything like that....

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>>44590212
Here you go.

>> No.44592289

>>44590212
Hmmm stinky feets

>> No.44592324

>>44590212
More stinky Guya feet

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>>44567736
Yes and it will work. Even if you arent footfag. Such is her beauty.

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>> No.44592436

>>44592337
I don't know, I don't want Eirin to poke around my brain in trying to find out why I like feet so much.

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>> No.44592451

>>44592436
Eirin almost certainly knows the answer. She's so old and knowledgeable. And even if she isnt that just means that you'll be involved in experiments involving the Hime's feet. Wouldnt that be wonderful? You'll be fixed up right after.

>> No.44592482

>>44592451
No, I'm not subjecting myself to Eirin's feet; only 'guya's will do!!
Plus I don't want the damn brat bnuuy & purple bnuuy to give me the stank eye

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Serving the Hime. Fanning the Hime. Clothing the Hime. Bathing the Hime. Cuddling with the Hime under the sheets. Going out for walks with the Hime. Cooking for the Hime. Entertaining the Hime. Reading books to the Hime. Playing video games with the Hime.Grinding in boring shitty games so the Hime doesnt have to. Swimming with the Hime. Massaging the Hime. Watching movies with the Hime. Being the Hime's fuck toy. Satisfying the Hime's fetishes. Protecting the Hime. Loving the Hime.

>> No.44593232

Shitguya

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