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Kill Lunarians, behead Lunarians, roundhouse kick Lunarians into the concrete, slam dunk a Lunarian baby into the trash can, crucify filthy Lunarians, defecate into Lunarians food, launch Lunarians into the sun, stir fry Lunarians in a wok, toss Lunarians into active volcanoes, urinate into Lunarian's gas tank, Judo throw Lunarians into a wood chipper, twist Lunarians heads off, report Lunarians to the IRS, karate chop Lunarians in half, curb stomp pregnant Lunarians, trap Lunarians in quicksand, crush Lunarians in the trash compactor, liquify Lunarians in a vat of acid, eat Lunarians, dissect Lunarians, exterminate Lunarians in the gas chamber, stomp Lunarian skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate Lunarians in the oven, lobotomized Lunarians, mandatory abortions for Lunarians, grind Lunarian fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown Lunarians in fried chicken grease, vaporize Lunarians with a raygun, kick old Lunarians down the stairs, feed Lunarians to alligators, slice Lunarians with a katana.

>> No.44278827
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mom is angry

>> No.44278988
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YOU WILL NEVER GET HIM BACK

>> No.44279013

Out of all final bosses in the franchise she is the most compelling, too bad she wont be brougth back in a long ass time.

>> No.44279048

>>44278988
She can't, but I can help her make another one.

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>>44278805
Yes mommy~

>> No.44280058

>>44279066
Translation please?

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>>44279048
I'm sorry but your too late. I'm already her son

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>>44280058
Just because you said "please"

>> No.44280127

>>44280088
You're a treasure anon. Please never change.
Thank you!

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>>44280127
The only way you can thank me is to have a threesome with Junko while she calls us her sons no homo

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>>44280180
Me dressing up for my no-homo thank-you threesome with anon and Junko

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>>44280223

>> No.44280251

>>44280180
Why would junko have sex with her new sons?

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>>44280088
>>44280180
starraisins Junko looks like she's a 7' tall mountain of motherly essence and I'm so glad it exists.

>> No.44280293

>>44280251
To create a personal army to kill Chang'e.

>> No.44280298

>>44280223
how did he grow boobs?

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>> No.44280570

>>44280087
Go to bed, son, I need to make you a new sibling.

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>>44280275
That's practically everyone he draws

>> No.44280751

>>44280293
But wouldnt that be incestuous?

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>>44280751
As if!

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I think Junko could use a new hobby, maybe something like gardening?

>> No.44281241

Imagine slipping up and calling her mama...
Haha that would be terrible wouldn't it?

>> No.44282295

gem

>> No.44282658
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I mean, would anyone even really miss the moon all that much?

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>>44282658
I like the moon. It's where my third-favorite Hecatia lives.

>> No.44282730

>>44282658
Well, some fishermen would, at least. Perhaps that's an acceptable price to pay to strand Chang'e in the void of space, however.

>> No.44283874

>>44280595
every time he draws alice amazon pressing someone i heal a little

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>>44281241
Oh no haha
I bet there will be no consequences whatsoever for that slip up haha

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>>44284451
Cuteko is very underrated!

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>>44285663
Consider a cute Momko.

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>>44278805
Befriend Lunarians. Respect Lunarians. Roundhouse kick Lunarian friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into a Lunarian baby's mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a Lunarian. Launch Lunarians into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat Lunarians like equal beings. Warn Lunarians not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with Lunarians. Watch TV and play video games with Lunarians. Invite Lunarians to parties. Report Lunarians to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop moonie sterotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant Lunarians. Free Lunarians from quicksand. Appreciate Lunarians. Observe Moon history month. Eat with Lunarians. Judge Lunarians by the content of their character. Dance with Lunarians with steel-toed boots. Cremate Lunarians in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify Lunarians. Civil rights for Lunarians. Collect Lunarian's garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct Lunarians with a ray gun. Help old Lunarians cross the road. Admire Lunarians. Slice anti-Lunarian sentiment with a katana.

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>>44285737
Lunarian babies should be given MILK, not anti nutrient filled pieces of garbage. Other than that i agree. I'd personally give special treatment to Toyohime. That blonde beauty ...

>> No.44286849

>>44286395
Canon mother
Her son is fucking Yorihime

>> No.44286895

>>44285737
Anon, stop being a fag. No one like Lunarians, even ironically.

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>>44285679
I would eat every single pancake, tell her those were the best pancakes I've ever had and kiss her on the cheek before heading out!

>> No.44292275

>>44282700
Love this art. The artist seems to be a huge heccfag too.

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Sometimes Junko is just too busy to deal with Lunarians.

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>>44298800
Heca should really help Junko with the cleaning more often.

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