Monster Girl Thread

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Quiet, this is more important.

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>>44248526
Snack time?

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Imagine Mamono detectives involved in human murder mysteries but the catch is that nobody actually got murdered and the murderer is just a fall guy set up by the "victim" who is faking their death to try weaseling out of marrying a monster ever.

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>>44248526
>When your wife decides to rattle you as a practical joke
Liches and other high level undead are not to be trusted

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How to deal with final stage mofubrain?

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>>44248534
you already posted this

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>>44248588
Submit to desire. Fluff the mofu. Your end has come.

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>>44248668

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Beware of the mint chocolate hag

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>>44248588
At this time there is no known cure.

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You know I’m kinda getting sick of the whole mofubrain disease thing is there any other diseases that monsters carry.

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>>44248738
Not exactly a disease, more like a virus

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>>44248738
Cowitis is a serious disease that the sabbath has been working to fix for some time now, however they have made no progress.

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>>44248738
Cabin fever

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>>44248750
disease, virus, whatever I just want some new concepts rather than mofubrain all the time.

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>>44248633
Yeah but the thread literally died as soon as I did and I like the idea.

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>>44248820
And yet you contribute nothing. I've got your prescription right here though

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>>44248738
Ligma

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remember: zombies are to be taken cared of and protected until the wight from ambient mana

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>>44248858
Abysstis Ichthosis: found in 99% of human males who have had intercourse with abyssal monsters.

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>>44248900
Funny.

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>>44248816
>extreme irritability and restlessness from living in isolation or a confined indoor area for a prolonged time.
Wendigos?

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Post spooders

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imagine bogie dark mages with cartoon magic spells

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>>44248926
>due to high zombie population, statistically most wights are lower class blue collar workers

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>>44249007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bggBrUbCo

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>>44249068
Ah yes. The Spoider.

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>>44249068
Okay. Once.

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>>44249068
Puffy.

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>>44248694
Ha, bet she is not even that powerfu

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>>44249152
That’s giving me Nacha vibes, that are you for sure that’s a normal Spider and not something from the depths of the abyss?

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>>44249242
Looks like Quelaag from Dark Souls 1 to me.

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>>44249262
Is is.

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I'm using english Chaos Magick to protect myself from Monsters. If I just believe hard enough that they aren't there and can't touch me then they won't.

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>>44249408
Is it working?

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As long as there are not any old monsters here, i am safe from instantloss

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>>44249446
I believe so.

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>Want to know the future
>Who you're gonna marry etc.
>Stare into a monster's crystal ball
>See her face in the crystal ball
>Obviously isn't just putting her face behind it
>Now wants to do palm reading

Don't trust monster clairvoyants

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>>44249451
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>>44249472
W-wait we can talk about this!

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>>44248526
Stop impregnating foxes.

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>>44249451
no old ladies at the high school

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>no old ladies at the high school
Teachers pet.

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>>44249408
>using magic
>like a woman
>instead f just grabbing the first monster wrestling her to the ground and raping her and making her carry your ill willed and rapist seed so he may do the same to another unfornunate monster
pathiec

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>>44249652
>>44249652
que?

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>>44249655
It's for this experimental film Which nobody knows about and which I'm still figuring out what's going to go in my experimental film

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>>44248694
Mint chocolate chip is my favorite kind of ice cream, though.

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>>44249665
so you fucked up?

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>>44249655
I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

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>>44249652

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>>44249655
get back in the mirror

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>>44248526

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Monsters never expect the old cardboard cutout of anon trick

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>>44249682

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Take the "telling the ultrahag you're thirsty" challenge!

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>"Silly, FOOLISH United Federation. We will win Special Military Operation in Volkograd. No amount of economic sanctions will stop us."

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>>44248526
>You are not thinking of or harbouring thoughts of heresy you, Anon?

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>>44250001
>United Federation
Pretty sad that you went from having a separate community on /tg/ to squatting here like unwanted vermin

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>>44250021
>Le /tg/
Brother... How do you even know that!? Have YOU been lurking the /tg/ threads when it was up and running?

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>>44249972
im not gonna put myself in danger just for some hag milk.
i will instead send a proxy to demand it in my stead. there are plenty of small monsters willing to do anything for a treat.

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>>44250027
Summerfag-kun, when they actually mainly one autistic tripfag keep trying to implant their garbage here for years, it's hard to not start noticing things. Especially when archives exist.

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>>44250054
Well apologies. I'm not always online. Let alone as terminally online as a Twitter or Reddit user.

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>>44250068
>uses plebbit Le memespeak
>tries to play it off and accuse others of being plebbitors
comedy gold

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Oh my god will the both of you shut up you don’t even sound like human beings anymore.

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>>44250097
Boku wa ningen dayo!

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>>44250097
The future of the internet is graphics cards arguing with other graphics cards, forever.

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>>44250132
Then talk about monster girls then. Tell me about the cait sith. Is she angry? Will she purr?

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Has this ever happened to YOU?

>Hey honey, I'm home!
>Welcome back dear! How was your day at work?
>Oh, I have wonderful news! I'm getting a rise! My boss told me she spoke to the CEO, and
>SHE? M-my husband talked to another w-woman!? And he's getting a rise MEANING ERECTION?

Does your husband talk to other women? Does he work in some place other than a male-only convent? Are you worried about all the loose sluts out there in the world just waiting for a piece of his mana?

Consider Cabin In The Woods™

Cabin In The Woods™ is a revolutionary living concept designed for "careful" wives like YOU! All our cabins are placed in dense, wooded areas spaced twice an average male's running distance from each other! The woods are enchanted by expert mages to confuse and disorient any would-be escapees!

They are all equiped with a state-of-the-art surveillance system, ample basements, high speed internet and drone-operated food delivery. Never see a skanky succubus eyefucking your male again!

Call now! The rape dungeon of your dreams is within your grasp! Complimentary rope and rag of chloroform for our first 100 callers.

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>>44250187
stop this hebi slander

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>>44250203
How could I slander my best customers! Are you implying that the more than 200 satisfied snakes who all our cabins their home are somehow unreasonable in their belief that horny mesugakis are lurking around every corner?
I love hebis! Just as they love our patented Hoss-B-Gone® anti-bicorn cattle grids!

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>>44249671
Yeah!
You're all gonna be in this experimental film
And even though I can't explain it, I already know how great it's

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>>44250441
Shoggoth is the bike
Shoggoth is the garage
Shoggoth is the watermarks

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Knight-Anon is armored and prepared for comfy, why aren't you?

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>>44250441
Over 70% of motorcycle accidents are caused by the nut connecting the handlebars to the saddle.

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>>44250492
Where do dryads live in the cyberpunk dystopia?

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>>44250537
Agri-domes
Someone has to manage the hydroponics or reach people nature areas.

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>>44250187
>wooded areas spaced twice an average male's running distance from each other!
Well I am not the average male, That those white snakes will never catch me. ZOOM!
https://files.catbox.moe/45wrrb.gif

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Summer is coming to a close soon, post feesh while you still can!

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Milking a vampire a bit too hard so she bites me in pleasure during it and we pass out in a pile of bliss

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>>44250567
Fatty Tuna.

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>>44250560
Sounds nice.
>outside your window the neon lights of the endless city
>inside the window a garden of earthly delights

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>>44250582
Its probably a very large nature enclave inside the city and I wouldn't doubt they'd be doing some restoration efforts in/around the city.

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If you pick anything other than Lawful Evil you are unabashedly a plebeian.

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>>44250567
Good. I hope the ice queens, yetis, and white horns are looking forward to the return of the best season.

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>>44250760
Stump Guy is probably the funniest bit LN's done since his entire existence is basically "It's X" season and getting harangued by various MGs, like with Autumn being foxes making his sitting a festival.

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>>44250864
Stump Guy!

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>>44250878
So does he just sit at a different stump for the winter picture?

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>>44250878
Stump Guy's too afraid to leave his stump!

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>>44250893
>>44250918
Stump guy remains at the same stump, as is his duty

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>>44250918
Heh

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>>44250923
I think this is the only time LN's drawn a matango and mandragora

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>>44250923
>that ushi stalking him from behind a tree
Run stump guy! She's gonna do unspeakable things to you!

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>>44250943
That's part of the Legend of Stump Guy. He can't leave his stump so long as he's touching base in a game of tag, and the Ushi-Oni that's marked him is just biding her time, waiting to obliterate his pelvis as soon as he gets up!

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>>44250958
Assuming the stump he's sitting on doesn't turn into a monster girl or something.

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>>44250966
>The stump is the same one the Jub-Jub was sitting on this entire time

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>>44250975
Oh no.

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>>44250968
Big sis has taken some extreme methods of winning her little Bro's attention.

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>>44250988
What a polite-looking bird. I'm sure she isn't a sex-crazed nymphomaniac that has no room in her head for anything but penis.

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Started another sarcophagus vs coffin flamewar on 4mon

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>>44251009
>How are you even supposed to fuck in a coffin? The guy barely has any room to thrust. Coffincels cope
>stfu sarcoughagus bitch nobody wants to go anywhere near your dusty ass stone box (or your sarcophagus lmao gottem)

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>>44251009
>The Coffin is superior, padded interior, lightweight and mobile, elegant hard wood that you can inlay or carve.
>"Hah! Superior? 'Oh no, the peasantry caught onto me so I must flee!'. Sounds like a ruling issue, a Coffin is sturdy, inlaid with fine gems, and can even be carved into mine fine visage. Its far more fitting than some wooden matchbox!"
>Now listen here you dusty bitch...

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>>44251009
>When a man dies, what happens to him? He gets put in a coffin. Ergo, a man is far more likely to feel at home in a coffin. How many men do you know that get buried in coffins? Only the ones married to sows with sand in their snatches.
>LMAO rent free batcel. You keep sleeping in your cuckquean tinderbox you call a bed. Sarcophagi are works of art, coffins are a shitty boring tools for peasants.

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>>44251058
>>44251065
>>44251097
>tfw a zombie clumsily posts her bed with her husband hugging her and posts a single word
>love
>basically shat on both sides and then fall asleep while hugging her husband closer
>thread had to be nuked before it got onto other boards other than the necro thread

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>>44251130
Why are the undead boards the way they are?

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If the portals open and I can't for whatever reason go to the other side I think I might try traveling to the Isle of Wight.

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>>44251174
They never actually sleep, so...

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>>44251174
When you're dead all the things you have left are time and the voices in your head.

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>>44251174
Imagine being 800 years old, not having the need for sleep, and only a vague familiarity with recent online discourse.
You make a 10 page long argument in favor of coffins and a memecat posts an image of a ghoul riding her husband in a mud pit, captioned "seethe more vampcel"
How could they be anything else?

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>>44251174
undead are known to hold lots of grudges, second only to dwarfs

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>>44251130
>Zombie posts her and her husband once per thread
>love is all the posts ever say
>never responds to any replies
>eventually becomes a wight
>posts after a short hiatus
>Love

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>>44251174
Pharaohs and vampires do not get along. They see themselves as too different, but also are both natural rulers and very arrogant.

>Coffins vs sarcophagi
>Pyramids vs castles
>Dark grasslands vs deserts
>Bats vs snakes
>The Mummy VS Dracula

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>>44251218
Pharaohs cope posting on boards like /human/

>'Bitch wouldn't know how to be horny if it bit her in the ass'
>I'll have you know as the 32nd in the Ptolemaic Line I was "horny on main" 1200 years before your language was even invented you barbarian
>'Post tits or gtfo'
>She posts her massive rack
>Entire thread derails into "Mommy, I mean mommy, I mean mommy" posts and has to be pruned

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>>44251247
so monsters also can appreciate a lovely pair of mommy milkers as well?

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>>44251247
This isn't even mentioning the pharaohs in denial about being undead

>Post pulse or gtfo

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>>44251257
>PULSE OR GTFO
>Heirogylphics sandstone tablet for the current date and the reader
>Flat line the entire way through
>Apophis posts a selfie with the caption "Damn if I knew the bitch was this flat taking over would've been done centuries ago"

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>>44248526
>>185709217

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Regardless of whether it's true or not that elven culture says that someone who beats her in combat can take her as "spoils", could they at least try to "lose" to someone who could believably win? All these shotas who are up to a year away from puberty and being led around by the leash they are holding (look at these two, he is definitely not in charge) somehow defeating veteran ladyknights, archmages, master markswomen etc. is getting absurd.

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>>44251236
Ai desu

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I miss breathfag already.

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>>44251300
I don't.
Danuki are made for motorboating their big tits and impregnating their fertile wombs, not for weird things like sniffing breath.

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>>44251308
Also monopoly power play.

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>>44251174
>Go onto Zipangu boards
>Akaname tries to do a cute post
>Entire ass ritual greentext of:
>THE AWFUL ANALINGUS ASSASSIN
>THE BERSERK BALLSWEAT BANQUETER
>THE CRAVEN CUM STAIN CONNOSUIER
>THE DASTARDLY DICK DEVOURER
>THE EVIL EXCRETE-MANA ENJOYER
>THE FREAKY FINGER FEASTER
>and so on and so forth getting posted every thread
>That one Beelzebub poster who always pops in getting told to fuck off going "Hate speech" every time that meme gets brought up

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>>44251311
If you go bankrupt, she’ll gladly lend you enough money to stay on the game provided you let her Titfuck you a couple times. Nothing weird, just between friends. Don’t look out the window, you won’t see her Pyrow friend feeding her lines.

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>>44251325
>wanna do it with an angel
>angel can't just say yes, has to do her weird song and dance of 'da lawl' and 'one bajillion years of rape'
>end result is i get to do it with an angel, just as planned
Why are angels like this? At least the cute nuns in the church are always happy to take my "sin", so why can't angels be honest too?

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>>44248526
Corn time is best time.

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>>44250747
Neutral evil is kinda cute, lawful evil is also hot, but i don't date elfs or sluts.

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>>44251362
They start to get honest after a little while

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>>44251362
Ancient evils have their speeches, wans and most other beasts have the thrill of the hunt, let the angels have their thing

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>>44251362
Ah, I do enjoy emptying my balls of sin.

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>>44251369
T-this damn old fox...

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>>44251394
200 years old and she's still got it.

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>>44250747
Neutral good is based and reason-pilled. Would marry for the greater good and raise our child to be the next Buddha, or at least the next Sun Tzu if my dumb side is dominant.

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>>44248526
Language young lady

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>>44250747
I'll take the chaotic good cutie, thanks

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>>44248526
On their way to get some of that corn

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Brushing Dormouse's hair... While she's sleeping!

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>>44251406
Foxlets still seething

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>>44251058
She should wear her police uniform.

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>>44251470
Foxes and Tofu.... the tastier menu would be Foxes and Oyakodon... with extra Anon sauce.

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>>44251508
>be Anon
>travel to Zipangu
>walking throung !notEdo into !notPissAlley
>sit down at small Mofu bar
>don't speak much zipangese
>eager young Foxlet asks "[moonrunes] Tofu [morerunes]?"
>Anon shakes his head, points to the Chef in the kitchen "Oyakodon?"
>Foxlet shakes her head and starts more confused moonrunes pointing at the menuboard
>9tail Chef just pushes her aside and smirks...
>"Oyakodon, Anon-sama."

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>>44251563
>help, I'm being raped by someone I don't understand!
that's kind of hot actually

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Kiss the goat

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>>44251563
Gee, I sure hope no one in Zipangu takes advantage of my very limited understanding!
They keep referring to me as a "kawaii gaijin" whatever that means! I'm just going to wander into this district that's really red for some reason.

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>>44251618
If you see any highschoolers while you are there make sure to say hi! They might show you a really cool hangout spot called ラブホテル, you'll love it

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>>44251618
Yeah, can get confusing in !notAkihabara, I went into a MaidCafe but all the food was purple-goo... and now I can't find the piece of the purple walls where the door used to be...

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>>44251586
Foreign language and monster girls is a very nice combination. It'd be interesting to see with some undead and desert kingdoms

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>>44251660
Beware the tourist traps in the Desert Kingdom
>Anon goes to look at the pointy rockpiles the nice Ayylmaos built for Pharoah and her TismWan
>Grapesnek guide offers Anon a lift up to get a good tourist Insta
>She won't let Anon down until he signs a marriage contract
>manysuchcases

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William Friedkin died. A cold wind blows in my heart.

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>>44251658
Silly Anon, don't you know at a Maid Cafe you have to draw a moe picture on the meal with your sauce squeezebottle.
If you're no good at art, you can let the Maido squeeze take hold and squeeze it out for you.
>dont forget to say "moe moe kyun"

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>>44251660
I will mess with the Anubi palace guards, flipping skirts and then having to pay for my crimes against the kingdom as the barracks chew toy.

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>>44251651
Thanks Anon for the advice! I called out to one of them. Her uniform looked really wet so I offered her a towel. She declined it but seems to be really happy for some reason. Actually she's been following close behind for some time now. Kinda smells like petrichor. I hope I didn't offend her. I mentioned that ラブホテル thing you mentioned and she got really excited for some reason. Man my trip in Zipangu sure has taken some interesting turns!

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>>44251720
Tourist traps can be bad everywhere:
>be Anon looking at the tall pointy !notFrench metal thing
>suddenly surrounded by a horde of unwashed loli-goats
>Anon thought they were going to get his wallet and phone out of his pockets as theyre grabbing him everywhere
>>suddenly they stop and run off...
>Anon looks around expecting the Gendarmes
>It's a pale aryan blonde Kiki maido holding a frypan
>muttering "filzhy gypziez" under her breath

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>>44251730
Friedkin and /jp/mon, I'm trying to understand the Connection...

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>>44251814
You could say there's a... FRENCH Connection! Eh? EH?

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>>44251658
When the Portal opens in Tokyo I want there to be MaidCafes with both kinds of Best Maids.

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Don't forget to go to !notRussia or any other !notSlavic countries if you want to meet a lot of kikimora.

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im going to notamerica and seeing all the 7ft tall and pudgy monsters there

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How long does it usually take to ease newly monsterized humans into monstergirl dress sense?

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>>44251870
Oh, as soon as a human girl monsterizes they get a care package in the mail within 5 business days.

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>>44251660
Just thinking are there any !notMerika mamonos? - their are JungleKots jumping the fence from not!Mehico and Wendys and Whitehorns etc in not!OopNorth... but there are no BaldHarpies or Buffalogals and only !notNooYok Danukis.
RattleLamias?

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>>44251869
Are they all Chimeraes in !notMuttland?
Or just Harambes and BeanerKots?

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>>44251869
Go South and meet the BEEFY cows.

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>>44251902
a mix of every monster in the cities, and in the rural parts usually p'orcs + whatever monster would be native to the region
>>44251908
there are gator gals in the everglades

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>>44251890
Chupacabra and Jersey Devil when?

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>>44251914
>Gatorgirl catches anon
>Does the deathroll while having sex

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>"Evil" demon general that has ruled a country for over 500 years
>Except she runs it so well that nobody really minds
>It's modern times as well so the order is nothing more than edgy men (and totally not a psyops by big sis government) online
>Said demon still wants to defeat a hero, corrupt him and make him hers
>So when anon starts complaining about the high taxes he suddenly gets sent a ton of magic weapons and armor that was totally not for the demon and told to embark on a quest to defeat her

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>>44251843
>!notEdo
>Tourist Anon pauses outside a purple MeidoCafe
>a moe Maido appears out of the front door of the Cafe... literally 'out of', the door didn't need to open...
>another Maido from the Cafe across the alleyway beats her back with a frypan and 'assists' Mashtah-sama into her very clean neat Cafe

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>>44251931
The gumbo is worth a few rotations

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>>44251908
The Taurs are bigger in not!Texas

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>>44251908
>tfw no pasty southern belle wights

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>>44251932
>Go on, declare war against the IRS
>Do it
>Please
Inb4 due to whacky circumstances he somehow ends up with a tea alraune GF

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>tfw no big turkey harpies with an obsession of having you "stuff" them

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>>44251926
Isnt a Jersey Devil just going to be a fat skanky ugly not!Snooki succubus...?
(I'd almost rather Alp than go to not!Joizey)

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>>44251962
>This is the third time this year
>at least her subjects are happy with the "hero" men she keeps giving them

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>>44251962
>Go on, declare war against the IRS
https://youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4

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>>44251998
>IRS-Alp tried to audit my IceDragon waifu and her collection of CreepingCoins last tax season
>...tried...
>he'll thaw out in a few decades

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>>44252029
I want to fuck the IRS alp

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>>44251914
>A lot of Euro Centaurs like going out to not!Arizona and dressing up in 50s-meme movie 'western' outfits
>they got very disappointed when the 'Dude Ranches' started running out of Dudes.

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>>44251908
>>44251949
>Visiting !Texas
>Get sold on a visit to a local ranch
>Day of the visit the guide separates our group into single men and the rest
>We get herded into a large barn
>The put us into individual stalls and tell us to wait for the cows
>A giant cow woman walks in
>"Well, darlin', ya can either tip this cow or milk her and then tip her, yer choice."

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>Anon is on a cruise, looking out over the water
>His sunglasses fall off into the drink
>He resigns himself to losing them forever
>A giant tentacle comes up out of the sea and puts his shades back on railing and waves at him before disappearing under the waves
Married monsters are so pleasant.

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>>44252038
Yeah, but it's strictly only Hate-fucks
>and you have to say the magic incantation "NoHomo" afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252066
>surreptitiously places a photograph of her daughter with her phone number on him at the same time
Pleasant yet cunning, anon

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>>44252075
Those were $200 sunglasses, if the price to get them back is about as annoying as a flyer on my windshield I'll freakin' pay it. Plus, her mother is a nice woman and the daughter's cute, so...

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>>44252071
>IRS-Alp comes to collect overdue taxes
>Hate fuck her
>Tell her that's her cum tax
>She leaves
>Comes back every day now to "collect" more taxes
>This is somehow legal

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>>44251926
A Chupacabra is a 'goat-sucker'
>Sabbath raided by MGCPD for illegal Yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>44251870
I think its hotter when mamonos move through the Portals our way and dress modern to acclimatize.

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>>44252147
All the more layers to tear off her.
>and leave in a messy tangle on the bedroom floor
>watching her bending over next morning picking them all up...

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>>44251932
>>44251962
>Browsing politics board on 4mon when you come across another femcel calling for demon queen to establish state mandated marriage of all males when they turn 18
>Barge into the thread and make le ebin troll post saying you will begin an armed uprising with all of the other men and take down the monster's reign over the country
>They bite the bait, everyone either replies with claims they will claim your pelvis or "post dick or gtfo"
>Heh, thread derailed, mission accomplished
>Wake up at noon when you hear a doorbell, hey isn't it saturday? did the mail come?
>"We're with the Queen's Intelligence Service. You're coming with us, subversive"
>Dragged off kicking and screaming into a black van by 3 monstergirls in sunglasses and suits, they tie a bag over your head and you can't see anything as you fall unconcious
>Wake up in a prison yard with a big sign nearby reading "MONTANAMO BAY MALE CORRECTION FACILITY"

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>>44248526

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252093
>only in the ass
>make a late withdrawal to not record a deposit
Feel the combined Alp-seethe plus the IRS-seethe
"Nohomo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252063
I'm a romantic, naturally I'll milk her first.

>>44252147
>>44252156
These guys get it. Plus, I'm a sucker for slut casual clothing in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>Make eye-contact with a succ
>"Hey! My breasts are down here!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44251908
Fuck you Texas
And fuck your Lone Star Beer
Fuck the fuckin Alamo
And fuckin longhorn steer

[Anonymous No.]

I will promote wight supremacy on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252185
GunnySergeant Heart-mon was right:
Only Taurs and Alps come from not!Texas

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252198
Consider the following: alpstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252196
Black Horses Matter!

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>>44252160
>"MONTANAMO BAY MALE CORRECTION FACILITY"

>It's basically just a hotel you can't leave and have to take "correct classes" every day but is otherwise very nice
>That is, as long as they see an improvement
>Otherwise they will send you to a "Voluntary rehabilitation home" to deal with you... personally

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44252147
>>44252156
Low test response.

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>>44252160
Sad Moncels and MonGTOW on mon/anons/ seething and hiding in their cave dungeons as 'NoPenis-NoSeenus'
>Anon spams Dickpics
> ....with no exifs

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44252175
If she doesn't want me staring at her eyes then she shouldn't have black sclera. She's asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252227
She looks like she wants to have 26 kids at minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it normal for your Amazoness wife hand make your arm look like a twig?

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>>44251757
>>dont forget to say "moe moe kyun"
Tourist Anon doesn't speak Zipangu-runes well
>sprays the sauce and incants "Moe Moe Coom!"
>and poor Anon never came home again

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>>44252241
Gonna post on 4mon about how men deserve more rights and shouldn't just be a boy toy for monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252260
They know men can't get enough of black sclera. More monster girls should have them

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>>44252275
Can confirm if a big red demon woman with black sclera walked up I'd instaloss and drop spaghetti with marinara out of my pockets. Cloven hooves ESPECIALLY.

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>>44252281
I made this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44251902
The city state of Wankanda is slowly getting better, formerly known as Detroit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252262
Yes, but don't feel bad about your arm. Feel good about hers.

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[Anonymous No.]

So how long did it take you to some to the realization that dormice are the best mamono in MGE, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252307
l mao

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>>44250585
nice monster girl image

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252307
Sorry I only fuck abyssal monsters. I want those power gains dormice don’t do that they make you sleepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252238
every excuse to post this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252307
My favorite will never change

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>>44252169
I want to sexually bully the IRS alp.

[Anonymous No.]

This baphomet keeps following me around and headbutting me. How do I get her to stop?

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>>44252338
Give her some cans to chew on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252307
I agree with >>44252327

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>>44252281
I always find some humor in a monster girl that instalosses you but she only approached to ask for directions or something else innocuous

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252307
That's a funny way to spell Wonderworm especially as far as Wonderland MGs go.

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>>44251097
>mention that you're a man and that your ancestors were buried in coffins
>tell pharaohs that since you're "such a fucking peasant" that maybe you should rethink your plans to move to the desert and marry a nice vampire instead
>fighting explodes again with pharaoh cope and backpedaling
>some say you're not a man, some say that they didn't mean *all* coffins contained peasants, many send you vocaroo links demanding you expose various parts of your body with timestamps

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>>44252281
I like to think she would switch gears asking if you're okay after spontaneously generating spaghetti and spaghetti sauce.

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>>44252386

What happens if you tell them that you plan of getting cremated?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44252327
>>44252364
I will forgive your ignorance for now. But know that dormice are the strongest of all mamono and offer the best boosts to one's stats and skills.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider purple demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252419
I prefer blurple

[Anonymous No.]

>>44251300
He was weak. We are here forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44251300
Did the breathfag get banned? Good riddance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44251300
Did he rope himself or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252394
>>44252372
I swear to God the movie Legend ruined me for life. I just desire an 8 foot tall big red demon woman with a sultry voice dripping with honey and ABSOLUTELY. MASSIVE. GARGANTUAN. GENUINE LOVE FOR MY ASS.

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>>44252457
>>44252456
He went go meet his waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Wet dog! Ew!

[Anonymous No.]

Sinking this ship... WITH NO BACHELORS!

[Anonymous No.]

I like Tanukis that are completely shitfaced on alcohol. They get more smug but their decrease in motor functions can lead to unwinnable situations for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252460
Rest in piss, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252461

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252456
>>44252471
das rude

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, human women are destined to become cute monsters. Remember to lead as many as you can to demon realms or into the waiting hands of a monster that will happily embrace them into their new way of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252488
I don't like dykes.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna break into a vampires lair and cuddle her while she's still in her coffin

[Anonymous No.]

Cutie mouse

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>>44252488
Vamps are dykes lmao

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44252503
Smells like sugar cookies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252289
THIS SUMMER...
>𝅘𝅥𝅮Everybody's working for the week-end𝅘𝅥𝅮
>camera pans across Mon-troit
A BOY AND HIS DOG TAKE ON MOTOR CITY
>Hellhound and Anon sitting down in a diner eating breakfast, on one plate is scrambled eggs and the other is an entire slab of ribs
THEY'LL HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER...
>𝅘𝅥𝅮Everybody wants a little romance𝅘𝅥𝅮
>cut to Anon struggling, carried over the hellhound's shoulder tied up with rope
IF THEY WANT TO MAKE IT
>Anon nervously using his office computer while a gaggle of mongirl OL's peek over the cubicle walls
>𝅘𝅥𝅮You want a piece of my heart𝅘𝅥𝅮
>Anon whispers under his breath "Akward..." as they shift closer
>𝅘𝅥𝅮You better start from the start𝅘𝅥𝅮
>Anon opens the door to the bathoom and gulps
AND MAYBE THEY'LL EVEN...
>𝅘𝅥𝅮You want to be in the show𝅘𝅥𝅮
>Camera turns 180 degrees and hellhound has a furious expression and blazing eyes, stark naked in the shower
FIND TRUE LOVE?
>𝅘𝅥𝅮Come on baby let's go!𝅘𝅥𝅮
>Camera in the hallway watches as Anon is grabbed and pulled into the bathroom by two big paws
DIRECTED BY CHRISTOPHER NOLAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252511
Fuck off newnigger.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44252461
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252407
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252456
>>44252457
He allegedly 'retired', whatever the fuck that actually entails.

>>44252468
>Trying to outdrink a Tanuki
Might as well train to outdrink an Oni while you're out it those hags love sake like fish love water.

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>>44252516
10/10 Anon, I would only suggest getting John Carpenter to direct rather than Christopher Nolan.

[Anonymous No.]

What would an ancient evil mushroom be like?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

A monstergirl that dislikes kissing, eating out or being in close physical contact with another woman has no business being in a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252563
>outdrink a Tanuki
Hell no. I wouldn't mind some casual drinking though.
>>44252577
REALLY big cap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252590
>>>/vg/

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>>44252610
But we all already post there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252625
Maybe mick, gachaniggers and other pests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252592
>>44252563
Something something sniff her breath or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252577
like that armillaria ostoyae
it's like a queen slime but with 4 square miles of mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252625
>we

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[Anonymous No.]

I am the Emperor of Chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252592
How do you feel about the smell of her breath after drinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252662
begone you hoodiesnatching shotacon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252667
Come on we’re not bringing this back again move on breathfag is no more. Possibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252639
i am one of those and you are right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252667
fuck off cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252275
it do be

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252639
>gachaniggers
Tell me Anon how much money did you lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252681
I mean, you're gonna be smelling it when you make out with her. So it's a legitimate question. Unless that is... you don't kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252692
Yeah well fuck you, have a Tanuki ass.

[Anonymous No.]

The real question is, what does tanuki tail smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252704
The same question could be brought up about queefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252743
Why would you be smelling her coochie?

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>>44252741
Watermelon and cottage cheese.

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>>44252753
why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44250923
>Stump Guy
is there a summer stump guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252396
>"Another common Wisp W"
>mountains of green text about how no one wants to fuck a ball of fog
>cheshire chimes in and says that the wisp just wanted to rattle some cages

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>>44252803
Because it's gross?

[Anonymous No.]

The pharaoh is out on a beach vacation which means I can sneak in and drink her good wine, eat her fancy food, and sleep in her comfy bed instead of dealing with the scraps that servants get.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have you prayed today, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252805
Yes there is!

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>>44252681
It's probably still him, just not using the name.

[Anonymous No.]

Did resident scatposter and breathsniffer finally get the boot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252853
oh my god do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution

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>>44252882
No, he announced his "departure" and now uses sock puppets to pretend that anyone liked his bullshit.
Just send this shitter to the garbage bin where he belongs and move on, no point giving him any more attention.

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>>44252869
Big elves for breeding.

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>>44252878
I've never been Breathfag I just felt like having a bit of fun. Actually kind of glad that he's gone because now I don't have to actually use a filter on this thread anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44248526

[Anonymous No.]

>Us Elves are a proud people. We are not a race of exhibitionists!
She says while dressed like this.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44252944
Elves lose the fucking moment a human man nibbles on their ears. Proud race my fucking ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252901
It's always about breeding with these elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252944
>Us Elves are a proud people. We are not a race of exhibitionists!
How is being a proud people and a race of exhibitionists mutually exclusive? Why not be proud of their beauty and exhibit it whenever they can?

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>>44252869
Considered.

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>>44252839
Not wanting to eat pussy is dangerously close to maledom.

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>>44252958
But humans lose to elves doing the same to them. It's why you must always protect your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

MAKES THEM SCREAMS

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>>44252823
oh geez

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>>44252958
>Lose
Interesting word to use to describe them pinning down the man and subjecting him to the Amazon position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252869
>pov: you entered the mall in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

Abyssal dark elves…

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>>44252999
It's not a pov since I don't have a gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252965
Of course, they're built for it!

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>>44253009
They're so passionate about it though. It's like they want to fill the world with half elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252999
Where do all the werewolf packs hang out in the mall?
They will surely help protect me from the dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252999
man this section sucks.
im going to the tofu bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252939
Would do downright shameful things for those abs

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>>44253029
The goth werewolves are just as bad as the elves, Anon. They'll drag you into the back of Hot Topic and fuck you until the sweat makes their makeup run down their faces.

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>>44248526
>Corn time

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>>44253024
Monsterized elves give birth to monsterized elves.

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>>44253052
A world of elves. Just what they intend to happen. Devious, dangerous elves.

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>>44253030
Good idea. The cute human girl working the tofu stand always gives me a little extra for free. She really needs some rubber gloves or something though, since every time her hand touches mine when I get my food, there's a little shock and I can swear I see fox ears over her head from the static electricity.

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>>44253046
Has science gone too far?

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>>44253065
Mistaken identity. She's a Raiju, not an Inari.

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>>44253067
With Gremlins? Never.

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>>44253052
I want to take an uncorrupted elf to Dragonia and see if she turns into a dragon.

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>>44253024
of course they do, its their way of overtaking humanity!
Well, its what they would do if the boys weren't humans but they won't complain.

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>>44253044
Yes, but they won't use whips.
Also they might actually cuddle me after they are done raping me.
And they're not elves

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>>44252995
Interesting way of describing them melting and going full cuddly-wuddly with slurred I wuv yous

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253076
She didn't turn into a dragon but she did romance a Wyvern as a co-wife. Now after coming back from riding to battle, the now threesome you.

[Anonymous No.]

but if miss apophis makes the sun disappear how will she sun herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253125
She will bath in your glorious light, emperor

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>>44253097
Ah, of course they would consider taking over humanity! Elves really can't be trusted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253117
>dykeshit
vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253142
I'm not really cut out for leadership positions

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>>44253149
Get ready to vomit again.

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>>44253153
Too bad you're the Pharaoh ( in name only ) now.

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>>44253153
Don't worry, you just have to lead an army and take life-threatening fights to please your "wife" because you're a dumb simp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253157
>>44253169
this sounds terribly stressful, think I'll just back to being a fruit picker or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253153
That's what prime ministers and advisors are for, you think Kings and Emperors run the day to day of the empire? No, only big decisions and taking the blame for failures unless you can find a suitable patsy to blame.

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>>44253155
I try not to think of trash like them.

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>>44253182
Good, go fuck yourself in the mud

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather?
>Marry a ratatoskr who freelances news articles
>Makes you run errands for her including but not limited to getting hazelnut coffees, mixed nuts, and post office runs
or
>Marry an apophis alchemist
>Uses you as a test subject for new creations which may do things to you you don't like

Assume they have the stereotypical personality and body type of the profile version

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253197
Wait, both scenarios make you her servant, they're no good ending. I choose to not choose and wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253155
Isn't their yuri shit only to lure in a husband or am I misremembering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253213
No, it's stated that they've been having sex with each other before they both marry a man and will satisfy themselves with each other if that man refuses.

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>>44253207
Well, the rata you have chances to correct. She's small and can be manhandled. The apophis you accept being her little bitch. In both cases, she loves you dearly, and you're the most important person in the world to her.

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>>44253182
>apophis can't keep her new husband from sneaking off to some place quiter

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>>44253227
> accept being her little bitch
>she loves you dearly, and you're the most important person in the world to her.
No thanks, those are incompatible
>Verification not required

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>>44253226
You love to see it.

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>>44253226
I'm aware of that but them having sex with one another is basically just a way to lure in suitable men so they can engage in an eternal FFM threesome is it not? The only other reason I've ever figured for the yuri is the word play.

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>>44253197
rata, the job requirement is significantly lower and if i don't feel like working they're simply easier to subdue then +100 kg of muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this creature trying to tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252887
based

[Anonymous No.]

Quick reminder, rata can't fight back even if you're super weak, all rata spill the spaghetti and become submissive when cornered. It's even more true for the "extremist" ones

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Surfin' goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253143
Of course not.
You need a loving, sturdy, respected dwarven wife.
In fact, go down to the tavern and you'll find one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253391
Trash art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253361
This sounds like bait, but it's true. Any Rata turns weak and submissive when there's man's nuts in her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253437
Never fear anon. I will draw more kate the cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253444
They do love nuts

[Anonymous No.]

It's an established fact that the best ending you can achieve in MGE is becoming sandworm food.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, how about you give your cute totally normal classmate a sip of your blood? Just a sip, haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253509
Shai-Hulud get off the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253509
But I don't wanna be food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253527
No.

[Anonymous No.]

We must fund the space program. The only escape from the monsters is the stars

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252939
I already posted that update in last thread. Im still pondering on if her hair color should be that purpleuish of the official art or red. I will likely wait till the commissioner finish it with the common color and then ask her to see a redhead version and see whats better.

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>>44253580
I have bad news anon

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>>44253594
We must fund the subterranean civilization plan. The only escape from the monsters is to dig deep and seal the entrances..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253332
>+100 kg of muscles
Thats the best argument for Apophis I have seen, up the waifu tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253509
That doujin from SSS had no right to be so cute.

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>>44253580
No you fool, they're up there waiting for us! The only way to escape them is to fund the "Teleport ourselves into an alternate universe" project! Surely we'll land in a universe where there aren't any Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253608
that'd apply to any lamia type MG, snakes are mostly muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253605
It would be incredibly naive of us to think that these new developments will cause any change in monstergirl expansionist policy. If anything we must be increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over other mine shafts in order to breed more prodigiously than we do. thus knocking us out through superior numbers when we emerge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253605
Wurms, sandwurms, and horny gremlins with giant drill machines all encourage you to try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253645
We must fund the giant dome initiative. The only escape from the monsters is to encase ourselves in a titanic snow globe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253674
Cheshires and skilled magic users have teleported into your dome. It is now a rape dome. Much rape happens in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253718
I'm beginning to sense a common theme amongst these botched plans. Perhaps if we simply give the monsters what they want, and throw men at them, they will leave us alone to live in our dome/cave/space shuttle

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>>44253718
>see a clump of monsters outside the dome
>think that they're bitter because they're trapped outside
>get closer
>see a cheshire selling admittance tickets
>monster buys a ticket
>chesh snaps her fingers
>monster disappears
>hear a poof off in the distance behind you
>cheshire calls the next monster forward

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253718
Such a lewd outfit, is this the power of a Cheshermancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253751
>space colony becomes Aliens
>men getting pulled into vents by rapacious monsters all over the station
>yandere AI robots kidnapping men
>dark matter bomb creates a population of amazons and orcs that begin to run rampant

[Anonymous No.]

The ears show an elf's true feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253776
Don't lump a hashihime with filthy elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253776
>>44253784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUJI0J0VAiA

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragged off kicking and screaming into a black van by 3 monstergirls in sunglasses and suits

What if I stick really tight to them when they are taking me and hug them while we are in the van?

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't hide in the desert, pharaohs and apophi will find you
>Can't hide in the ocean, you'll get 'eaten' by krakens and anglerfish mermaids
>Can't go to space, it's full of eldritch shogs and sexually frustrated anubis bureaucrats
>Can't hide in the sewers, they're full of bubble slimes and ratgirls
>Can't even digitize your consciousness and upload it to the internet, it'll become the plaything of succuviruses and automatons
I guess I just have to find another dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253879
You’re gay.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves on the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

Shred doors that lead to wonderland. You don't want your soldiers to get whisked away one by one everytime they try to go to the toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253964
that only makes a lot of little doors to wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>44253855
>>44252160

Can you imagine purposely posting the most outrageous subversive stuff only to receive the suits and sunglasses girls with love letters, flowers and gifts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44254014
getting swatted by eros sounds kind of nice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44251300
>>44252457
God I hope. What a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44254049
That boy is in danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44252966
So this type of elf class supposed to be some nimble agile and fast moving blade dancer who does spinny twirly acrobatic moves. But how do such elven ladies be such type of nimble agile speed freaks while having breasts that large and heavy!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44254086
>elf class
Why did I instantly think of a school entirely of elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44254086
Counterbalance

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>>44254107
Hentai manga perhaps for I know of one just don’t remember it’s title.

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>>44254107
There's at least several manga and hentai that fit that descriptor is why.

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>>44254107
elves hunt in packs

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>>44253523
Isn't it sad Sa-chan?

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Thinking about humid rainforest sex with lamia

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>>44254195
ms anaconda or ms rainbow boa?

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>>44254257
idk I'm not a biologist can you identify a snek by her three measurements?

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>>44254257
One of those flying snakes they have in asia

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>>44254195
Me, I'm more of a simple guy. I want to bully a rattlesnake lamia.

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>>44254284
>on jungle safari
>suddenly a half ton lamia flies out of a tree and lands on you

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>>44254319
You gotta go even simpler, go for a level 1 mob faced common garden snake.

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Sex with blue demons

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>>44254335
But that brings more Demons into the world. And Demons are bad!

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>>44254345
That's why you mess with them by using a condom. The perfect crime.

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>>44254327

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Smol sneks are what make the Medusa the cutest.

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>>44254363
Stretchy snakes

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>>44254383
thick snake hair is cuter even still

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>>44254345
>sign a contract with a demon that forces her to take Plan B after you're done fucking
>she agrees
>takes a Plan C after she takes the first pill
>the C is for "Conception"
>demon realm fertility drug that all but guarantees pregnancy

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New wife comm done! Came out great!

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>>44254404
Thats a very nice short hairstyle on her

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tadpole girl when?

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>>44254404
>dainty little feet instead of big paws
RUINED! Nice pic though

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>>44254284
these ones?

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is it true that the fewer words a cursed sword's name has the more dangerous she is?

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what if mge had an API?

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>>44254424
well, you don't want to be on the bad side of Ms. Throngler, that's for sure.

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I hear oni get pretty mad when you bring up augmentations.
Seems they're not a fan of any old monster girl being able to toss a car around now a days.

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>>44254385
Small snake

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>>44254440
But I didn't ask for this.

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>>44254449
Don't worry, you can remain unaugmented just fine!
Its the werewolf gang down the street with the enhances frames you have to worry about when they tip your car over.

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>>44254335
Sex with blue demon brat

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>>44254404
Dog!

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>>44248526

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Cat Snek

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>>44254407
I wonder if we'll get a MGE version of a leech girl.

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>>44254531
We did, tho.
I kid! I don't hate vamps. I just think they suck.

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I wish to stick my phallus into a lilim. That is all.

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>>44254404
>Show me this "Out of Control Fire", I'm going to kick it's ass!

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>>44254511
Cat Sausages

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>>44248526

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>>44254554
Well, I want to stick a Lillim onto my phallus. We are not the same.

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>>44254547
I imagine them having somewhat of a resemblance to unagi joro but shorter, thicker, but not quite like a wonder worm complete with a cool attitude with a mean-spirited edge

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>>44254019
>Call 9/11
>"How can I help you?"
>"There is a very dangerous man, please send a SWAT team with the biggest strongest, toughest monsters"
>"Any description of said man?"
>"Its me, hurry!"

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what's up with the mega archive being down again?

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There may be Monsters on earth and on the moon and maybe even the other planets that will get me. But at least there's none on the sun that can get me when I launch my shuttle into a collision course for it!

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>>44254628
I keep reporting it for CP

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>>44254609
Swordkot

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A monster legally can't dom you if you put a collar on her first

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>wake up to find an anubis audibly sniffing your dirty underwear and whispering to herself "oh yeah, that's the good stink"
What do?

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Excessive passionate funtime with Dormouse

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>>44254659
send a formal complaint to the pharaoh.

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>>44254659
! !

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>>44254675
So what, your cuddles are more aggressive and include ear molestation along with head pats?

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>>44254559
Watch out, they're barbed.

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Is it weird to find this highly inspiring?

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>>44254684
Yes, and even consensual hand holding

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>>44254659
Offer to let her try the real stink.

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>>44254404
>Knock Knock Anon, we got a call about a fire
>Whats that no fire, better check your pants and make sure there is no fire

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do today found out that dourmouse is an actual animal irl that sleeps a lot,

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>>44254723
>Anons pants actually were on fire.

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>>44254657
molly level +1

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>>44254739
Thats why Hellhound preemptively wear collars.

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>>44254628
They're working fine for me.

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>>44254748
Just gotta pull out a leash instead

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>>44254780
incidentally ms holstaur is fond of the lasso

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>>44254739
Aggressively submissive monsters are hot.

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>>44254728
Of course. Mice need lots of sleep.

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>>44254640
Alright I'll bite. Why, exactly?

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>>44254739
Thats my face when my Amazoness wife grabs me with her big strong hands>>44252939

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>>44254834
Yes... sleep unawares.

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>>44249068
It's late, but here is one last spooder.

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>>44249068
Big spood.

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I want to cuddle with a kejourou

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>>44254894
He’s mad that KC didn’t give him the free art he demanded so now everything MGE must be destroyed.

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I want to defend myself from a yandere Kejourou with a chainsaw. She won't attack me out of the fear of getting her hair cut up by it or me hurting myself if she tries something drastic.

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>>44254739
The only way to avoid becoming a TOM is to make your wife a MOLLY first.
That's why I carry a collar just in case a kot tries to mate me

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>>44255117
And how's that going?

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toxoplasmosis

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>"Wait hold up! Before we do it. We gotta be safe, hang on a minute- I got condoms in the drawer."

How would any monstergirl react to this when their boyfriend says this during the sexy fun times part of their date?

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>>44255148
He continues to defile this Earth with his existence unfortunately

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>>44248526

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>>44255165
Ear brushing ahegao is not a fetish I expected to have yet here we are

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>>44255131
Chainsaws are pretty noisy, you know. Better make sure you pay extra attention to your surrounding in case she's trying to sneak around to catch you unaware.

Makes me imagine a thief/rogue type kej

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>>44255117
I would happily pay KC for art though if he made art of my waifu

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>>44255192
just draw ntr of her first. Seems to work.

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>>44255166
The more dominant ones would probably just laugh and ride you raw
The more meek monsters would be pretty upset and feel hurt
Don't ask about what a Jub Jub would do. It's not pretty. Last time someone tried that it took a team of kikimoras a whole day to clean up the stains.

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>>44255166
go for it. sex is how you trick men into more sex later

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>>44255117
Oh, this merry go round of stupidity. Yeah, I don't care anymore. Carry on.

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>>44255229
They keep bringing up this bogus story and I'm tired of it.

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Help, the Tanuki won't stop day drinking....

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>>44255238
Then stop reacting to it and stop fucking bringing it up.

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>>44255238
>bogus story
You yourself admit it happened.

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I recall reading an exchange of KC arguing with a NTRfag that drew NTR of his MGW wife (a Wight) and KC basically outright told him that he didnt respected his wife.

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>>44241350
this furthers my theory that all snakes are dorks
had a good time with it. would've liked a touch more interaction with nebet and rhea before meat-slapping funtimes but multiple girls always seems difficult to balance

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Dear dragon

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A crusader like me needs no such thing as a wife. The perilous journey of crusading forever in the name of the Chief God does not allow for one, and there is little happiness. But there is something even more important than meaningless things such as happiness in crusading, there is DUTY. DUTY and HONOR. The Monsters tremble in fear at the sight of me.

I reclaim the parts of the world their filth has infested and take it back in the name of the Order. I kicked down the door to a tavern full of Monsters in a village that was once owned by humans in antiquity and stand tall over their dark mass, my chainmail and great helm shine like among their filth, and my tabard emblazoned with Her Holiness winged crest protects my body from their corruption. I stride proudly towards the bar and smash away their potions and witch's brews they call "liquor" with the mace I hold, making them gasp in fear, too afraid to challenge me. Then I slam down the flag of the Order I hold and fix it on one of the bar stools so that it flies brilliantly and hold up a scroll of scripture for all these heathens to see and loudly I proclaim "THIS LAND IS PURIFIED IN THE NAME OF THE CHIEF GOD. ALL MONSTERS MUST LEAVE AT ONCE. BEGONE!"

Then I leave and go back to my Valkyrie, who carries all the extra flags for me. The Crusade is a long road and it will only end when I have reclaimed all lands taken over by Monsters and their filth. There is no need to kill them, they are too weak to oppose me and know their place already.

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>>44255344
Pics like this tug at my heart.
Wanna take that Nuki home and give her a warm bath and bed.

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>>44255370
>t.Glow in the Dark MGC Civil Protection post masquerading as an Order shitpost

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>>44255334
Mommy.

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>>44255381
Turns out she's one of those weirdos who behaves and lives like they have no money because they save literally everything

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>>44255370
>the local order crusader who everyone just views as an annoyance because he never pays for the damages he inflicts to property
>demons plotting to darken his valkyrie so she'll rape correct him and make him stop breaking shit already

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>>44255423
>"N-no Anon you don't get it I-"
>"Oh, this is some good chicken...Hold on, now! I'll have you know what-"
>"Well, this is a nice shower....and that bed does look nice...No HOLD ON! I have a house and....is that some tea?"
Anons going to wake up and find a check for a lot of money as repayment.

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>>44255238
Reminder.

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I will act like this to a dark elf

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Real dead hours.

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>>44255447
Why is cait sith so perfect?

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all oomukade are the same, awkward girls you imagine.
Some are calculating, vicious, and very skilled in combat, bearing weapons and armor of excellent quality to better ensure they make you theirs.

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>>44255381
That nuki drives a mercedes and lives in a mansion, she ain't homeless she just wants free money.

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>>44255570
it says open, does the nuki not do commissions? I've been looking for more ass pics of hellhounds

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>>44254783
>be Anon
>very proud noble Centwaifu
>kep making 'bridal outfit' puns
>Anon's birthday
>she brings out her surprise present
>turns out she's been a Sub and didnt want to admit it
>hfw Anon rides her bareback...then rides her bareback...
>Hfw for her birthday Anon buys a sulky and harness
>harness also holds her tail up so Anon can watch how wet pulling the sulky around the yard makes her.
>Anon reaches forward with the tip of the long riding crop to make her run faster... it's already running down her thighs...

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I was once writing a greentext about the KC game Tanuki with a heavy accent where an Anon was isekaid, told her he wanted to marry a warrior MG and then she showed up with a samurai armor, a sword and told him how she could keep him safe because samurai ancestry and that stuff.

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>>44255570
>Rich Nuki drives her Mercedes down to the rougher part of MGC.
>Locks it in a garage of a building she owns.
>Gets changed into dirty ragged clothes.
Begs for change all day
>Some days she makes up to twenty bucks
>every day she's making thousands in rents and stocks
>she only does it because she secretly gets off on the degrading humiliation
>Baldheaded Anon with 'not!sanskrit' hookcross tattoo walks past, spits in her begging cup
>Nuki almost collapses from excitement
>"Hey Anon, for fivebux I'll blow you in the alleyway..."
>afterwards Anon throws fivebux on the dirty pavement, even scrabbling for the cash gets her wetter
>"Hey Anon, for tenbucks you can do whatever you want..."

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>>44255413
We're gonna need a new one for the new caramel girl.

Or we could just use the caramel girl as is.

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>place your bets

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I've been shitposting Vampires on 4mon for hours insulting their bloodline and "royalty" and making them seethe because they're just dirty neets who won't do anything about it.

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>>44255738
i want to make fun of vampires while living in a trailer park with my tank-top wearing vamp mosquito wife