Monster Girl Thread

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>>44231770
Last thread we discussed pedigree Hellhounds. But what about these fancy ass Persian batcats?

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Is Jazz still alive?

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The wakeful sleepy mouse

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>>44231789
>monster boasting of her high class liege
>father is some scruffy looking hillman
>mother is a moggy

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>>44231789
>fancy collar on her tailpussy
>has its own tag with separate name

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>>44231789
Caramel batcat...

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>>44231789

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Hmph.

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Another one of my camazotz waifu

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>>44231822
Looks like she's really looking forward to her breakfast.

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>>44231822
hugnry...

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>>44231822
What happens if I give modafinil to the sleepy mouse?

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>>44231789
Will I go to prison if I get exotic endangered species as pets for the purpose of breeding?

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>>44232294
Wouldn't that be conservation?

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>>44232294
No but they will send people to check that you are actually breeding the rare species and not just looking at them.

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>>44232327
It's only good if you do it out of the good of your heart. But Anon does it because he's a horny bastard. It's not the same.

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>>44232361
Idk man, being horny bastard should be a pre requisite for repopulating rare monster girl species.

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>>44232369
Well, imagine the kind of public image conservationist groups would get when everyone realizes the species are saved by mercilessly matepressing the last remaining specimens into orgasm.

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>>44232417
if it works - it works, simple as

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I'm weak to monster girls in skimpy clothing and they know it.
I should just stay inside so I don't get tempted.

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>>44232470
You can always hide in a clothing store.

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>>44232470
>anon stays inside and orders everything online to minimize skimpy clothed mamono exposure
>all the couriers delivering his orders are various monsters in extremely skimpy clothes
>sometimes their "uniform" consists of nothing more than nipple cups connected with a thin chain to the tiny strip of fabric covering only the slit itself
>basically the bare technical minimum to skirt the newly redefined public nudity laws
and of course they always accent the "plus tip" part when anon pays

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I AM ANIMAL!

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>>44232522
We warned you about the trumparts, bro

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>>44232287
She's perfect just the way she is and doesn't need any coffee or drugs. That would just stress her out and make her cling closer to you.

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>>44232513
Do the only thing you can do in that situation. Get a bunch of costumes and roleplay something different every time to mess with the couriers.

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>>44232417
Uhhhh, that's the point? Would they want her to perform mitosis or something?

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>>44232532
But they're so cool

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>>44232615
What about the ones that want to be gently impregnated in the missionary position with handholds and kisses? Surely they would protest?

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>>44232646
Impregnation is super hard for monster girls, best to maximalize the chances with high intensity, frequency and motivating chants (GET PREGNANT)

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>>44232680
Some say the chants is what actually helps the most, but it's not fully proven yet.

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>>44232767
>anon failed his sex ed and always stuck it up her bum
>somehow got his wife pregnant anyway because he always shouted GET PREGNANT

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A passing lilim wanders into Jim Henson's workshop and turns all the muppets into living dolls. Which of the muppets turns out to be the sexiest?

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>>44232811
I'd rather not think about that

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>>44232811
Miss P'Orcy

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>one week of no snow in Winterstown for summer
>Ice Queen fashions herself an ice bikini and relaxes by the now unfrozen lake
>Wendi family having a barbecue picnic, Wendidad breaks out his camo cargo shorts and Mon Balance shoes
>Selkie-san switches from hot cocoa to iced cocoa, Rata-chan and Snownubis are still able to feed their coca addiction
>White Horns and Yetis visit the local barber for their summer trim, Yetis wearing silk scarves and White Horns in sun dresses

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>44232850
>camo cargo shorts and Mon Balance shoes
This sounds like a highly specific reference

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>>44232811
one of the Skeksis

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>>44232934
>implying it wouldn't be Rygel

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>>44231822
Imagine cuddling twin dormice

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I want to be carried by a princess.

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>>44233152
Hhehehe...

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>>44233152
>>44233162
Seems like a girl weak to anal if you ask me.

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>>44233208
Is anal an off-button for yanderes?

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helping the maid clean

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She is coming to bleat your meat

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>>44233520
I don't think fucking the maid everywhere and leaving the house stinking of sex is "helping", Anon.

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>>44233534
Nonono, it's Shogsex™, so it doesn't smell!

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Cumming in the shogsock!

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>>44233564
If anything it has the scent of freshly baked bread!

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>>44232952
You make a compelling argument but imagine a Harpy doing this.

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>>44233585
Everyone always talks about Shogloaf, but not about Shogbutter.

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>>44233599
That's because none of us can believe it's NOT butter!

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marry foxes

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>>44233703
>pictured here, young Anon messing with his fox auntster

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>>44232931
It's common summer dad wear, and Papa Wendi needs cargo shorts to hold stretchy meat snacks for his daughters

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>>44233848
>"....I'm starting to think Anon likes things 'big'"
The answer is yes but also bigger.

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>>44233859
the hat can't get much bigger

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>>44233862
Listen, I've seen enough 2hu to know thats isn't true, she can clearly manage a bigger hat.

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Post molestable wans!

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You can tame any hag with headpats!
Now as for the duration...

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>>44232811
Deet is neat

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>>44232807
You know, that reminded me of one of my highschool teachers in heath studies, one of the most memorable thing he said was "sperm does not fertilize with shit!"

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>>44233891
shes begging for belly rubs

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>>44232532
Jokes on them, thats literally my fetish

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>>44233903
go on, then

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>>44233995
what kind of hag is this?

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>>44233703
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6558699

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>>44234005
a blind one it seems

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>>44234005
Probably something from Monster Hunter by the looks of her.

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>>44234060
>>44234005
Very astute observation it'd be a gore magala, or however you spell it

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The carpet crawlers...

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>>44234128
>She's in your attic/basement/walls at this very moment
>Skittering around on a hundred little legs and listening to your every move
>Waiting
>Plotting
>Devising the best way to make you squirm
>Dreaming about wrapping you up and tap-tap-tapping her dozens of legs all across your body
>Because she knows that, deep down
>You really are
>a slut for bugs

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>>44233208
Hags? Weak to anal
Brats? Weak to anal
Tough girls? Weak to anal
Good girls? Weak to anal

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>>44234159
Well I'm making her spaghetti

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>>44234170
i don't know if it's high damage necessarily but it does bypass armor and resistances

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>>44234090
Then I will not headpat her
I will kiss her antennae instead

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>>44234005
snuggleable

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Do not do anything that could be perceived as you being shy. Hags love that and will make a move.

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>>44234300
But I'm scared of monsters!

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>>44234300
if you find yourself in such a situation you're already in the snare

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>>44234314
Can a fox be a hag if she only has 4 tails?

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>>44234314
Excuse me, miss, but I think I can see your butt. You may want to wear some panties at least.

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Get in nerd it's snuggle time.

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>>44233523
It's more entertaining when an ancient bapho loli bleats

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>>44234337
That's a weird looking bug

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>>44234313
Sounds like you could use someone to protect you from all those big, scary monsters, doesn't it?

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>>44234329
hagdom starts after 2 centuries so if she has two tails she's a HAG

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>>44234396
That's right. A fifty year old virgin fox is *not* a hag, and it's very rude to call her one.

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>>44234396
oh, that's good

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>>44234345
>monster kneeling down and talking to you like a kid
that's not fair... monsters have unfair techniques...

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>>44234417
The gentle but mildly-concerned tone of voice like you're alone at a supermarket and they want to know where your parents are is what does it for me

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>>44234396
>not doing it so much with a loli inari that she gets more tails just from sex

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>>44234172
Good grief she isn't wearing anything under that sundress!

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>>44234401
Calling her a granny is still fair game because she's old enough to be one and most of her friends are.

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>>44232576
Gonna troll the stinky femcel on her weirdo forums anonymously and tell her how guy’s aren’t into french kissing or having their gag reflex deleted by long monster tongues haha

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don't touch beehives

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>>44234478
But anon
https://files.catbox.moe/kgyces.jpg

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>>44234492
it seemed like a good idea at the time

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>>44234492
I dunno man, we mostly get bumblebees where I live

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It's caturday, be sure to get up early and be productive!

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>>44234508
Bumble bees are cute. Would definitely consider Miss Bumble.
>No giant hive to be social with.
>Bumble bees would be more of a thicc bee, which I am *into*.

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>>44234396
Hag fox.

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>>44234540
>age lines
i have a mighty need

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>>44234492
>That one on his wrist
>"So you're a bee fucker, huh?"

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>>44234533
She's also by far the least aggressive of the yellow-and-black fliers

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>>44234540
Intense hag mating press

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>>44234513
What are you on about? I'm going to sleep in all day and be a lazy piece of shit BECAUSE it's Caturday.

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>>44234557
plus she got that mofu

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>>44234492
This fucking guy really just decided "im going to grab this beehive."

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>>44234128
>>44234159
it's the human centipede!

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>>44234533
>neighbor bees drop off honey every so often
>it's still warm

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>>44234568
It happened in BR2049 and nothing bad happened to K

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>>44234550

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>>44234552
>"It's always hip to fuck bees" you reply without hesitation

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>>44234595
This damn old fox got me into hags...

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Imagine wasp girls, yellow jackets, and massive hornets...god I want to be raped into the floor by a hornet girl

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>>44234640
You say that now

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>>44234533
>hard worker, likes to dance, has a drinking problem
i postulate that bees might be OL

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>>44234640
https://files.catbox.moe/n8pj4z.jpg

>The insect kingdom has heard of Anon's horny

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>>44234651
>Being chased by an angry hornet
>She catches up to you and pumps you with enough venom to make a manticore blush
>Drags you back to her room in the hive and fucks you for hours
>She cools off a lot after that and is extremely protective of you
Love bug, sex with bug, make more bug

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>Small bee girls flirting with you
>Keep wanting to gather from your "flower"
>Hovering around your pants
>Giving you bedroom eyes
>Making repeated attempts to pull down or otherwise sneak into your pants

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OKAY FINE I WANT TO FUCK A BEE

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relevant to current topic

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>>44234688
I would touch and pinch and tickle all their big bee butts (or abdomens anyway)

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given the overwhelming popularity of ant arachne there should be a new freeloader-type monster bee arachne

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>>44234696
Feed bee girl sugar. Watch bee girl give you sloppy toppy with honey. Have raunchy, sticky sex with bee girl. Make more bees. Make more honey.

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>>44234492
NO NOT THE BEES

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>>44234396
>hagdom starts after 2 centuries
2 centuries is still very young

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>>44234824
>Human seduction
>Making the place seem naughty
>Still a virgin

LOL. LMAO. Do hag succs really?

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>One bee is able to sneak in and get inside your underwear
>Most of the other bees take advantage of you being caught off guard and swarm in to join her
>However one stays behind, and then leaves
>The buzzing, licking tickling is too much
>You retreat to somewhere more private and try to remove them
>But they are clinging tightly and it's too late
>Because an absolutely massive swarm of bee girls descends upon you, carrying you somewhere deep into the forest
>You are restrained, nearby a gigantic bee hive
>The hive has an opening at the very bottom, so you're moved, and your penis is inserted into that opening
>They restrain you more, feeding you and collecting your "nectar" regularly

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>>44234830
she got great grades in succubus school

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>>44234696
It's good for the planet you know?

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>>44231789
>Maine Coon manticore
>fuck huge
>lynx ears
>extra fluffy
>behaves more like a hellhound than a manticore
Nice

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>>44234847
One of my favourite monster copes

>I got great grades at human seduction courses!
>I'm building up the courage to talk to him!
>I'm waiting for him to level up a bit
>I would never mate with a mere ape

Just have sex lmao.

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>>44234513
>cat
cat

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>>44234513
I will be productive with cat

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>>44234909
that's reproductive, slightly different

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>>44231789
Dollcat manticore is really submissive and cuddly?

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>>44234513
I actually did for once, 7 miniatures painted, I feel dizzy. Sadly I can't play with them against the local mamono nerds

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>>44234872
>I'm waiting for him to level up a bit
It's not cope when they say this. Level draining human men who lack levels is dangerous for both of them.

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>>44234972
It's a slippery slope

>He's too low level
>Ok, he's max level, but he hasn't maxxed his stats out yet!
>Ok, he's capped, but he hasn't finished his skill lines yet!
>O-optimised gear?

They don't even wear gear during sex. Later never comes hags.

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>>44234972
Imagine you're trying to gain levels but your wife drains them as soon as you get to level five.

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Sex with robots

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>>44235006
>User, this unit has broken her chains again

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>>44235001
This is what happens when you don't attend Level Drainers Anonymous.

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>>44235022
to be fair he was a little busy

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>>44235022
>Hi everyone, my name is Anon's wife
>Hi Anon's wife
>I-I haven't drained his levels in over 2 months... he hit three digit levels last week.
>Murmurs and gasps spread across the circle
>The temptation though... surely he wouldn't mind losing just a couple levels, right?
>He can gain them back later, right?

At least anon enjoys it.

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>>44232417
You say that as if mating press isn’t the best method for repopulating rare mamano

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>>44235006
She will rape you. That's what she does. That's ALL she does.

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Post salamanders

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>>44235136
Here's a salamander

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>>44235000
The stats and gear don't mean anything, that's a complete hoax. I tried, but you don't get anything except EXP. You can't "drain" their stat growths.

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>>44235157
>You can't "drain" their stat growths.
This makes me imagine a Disgaea situation where getting gimped and coming back just makes you stronger as a matter of course. Imagine hubby demanding to be drained. Imagine how much mileage he could get out of some comparatively light weights.

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>>44235183
Superior winged dragons. Lizards seethe.

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levels are stored in the breasts

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Update on wife commission, lowered the kimono a little bit on her arm to reveal a little her buff arm. WIP.

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>>44235218
the open shoulder kimono is always a good look

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>>44235218
I want to differentiate her from the profile girl so I would want her red haired, sadly KC stated in a tweet question that red hair in amazons would be very rare and that they have pale hair colors. So Im stuck with that hair color.

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>>44235278
rare doesn't mean never

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>>44235191
What happens if you submit?

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>>44235278
You know you can buy products to dye hair, right?

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>>44235192
Give them back.

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>>44235278
>Im stuck with that hair color.
Imagine being so autistic you get chucked out of things you want in art you're paying for. He didn't even say it couldn't happen, just that it was uncommon. He always gives an out for things like that.

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>>44235289
I want my waifus natural.

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>>44235288
You return to the last bonfire with an even stronger erection.

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>>44235294
do it yourself

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>>44235301
>Come, coward! Milk me!

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>>44235306
sorry but I don't think I should be doing that sort of thing, plus I have no clue how, I live in sheep and beef country

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>go to ecological dead zone
>it's full of monsters
>none of them are dead
0/10 would not visit again

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>>44235278
What do you think he will do if you have a red hair amazon. A hit squad?
What do you think he will do if you get an mge compliant amazon? A pat on the back?

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>>44235341
>all you hear is Ghost Ryu going REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>44235354
what's she going to do, make it ghost rain?

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>>44235341
It's actually an "Eek! Oh, logical" zone. That's where they put monsters that like jump scaring their soon to be husbands but the name doesn't make sense until you see it spelled out.

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What kinda monsters can I find at the bottom of the Mariana trench?

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>>44235301

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>>44235368
elf, fox

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>>44234824
I would really love to see KC's process of drawing.

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>recieve a Valkyrie as an adventuring companion
>she's a loli, and you're the one protecting and raising her

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>>44235378
who cares

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>>44235386
I do.

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>>44235374

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>>44235381
Valkyrie R(a)ising

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>>44235387
But if you were a true fan you'd know he uploads some of the makings of to patreon.

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>>44235191
>Get up and fight
the words submit,surrender,give up don't exist in my dictionary!
>>44235218
oh look it's Karlcha from BG3

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Don't trust elves. They are all secretly depraved rapists no matter how innocent they act.

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>>44235404
You know how the old saying goes. "Around elves, watch yourselves."

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>>44235404
That's actually my ideal woman.

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>>44235393
I meant of a more tutorial-style of how he does it, but I know about the sketches.

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>>44235368

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>>44235430
I'm sure if someone told him about it a 500 dollar coloso course would be right up his alley.
Imagine the loli voice

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>>44235430
time lapse drawing videos are interesting but they look like magic to my untrained eye

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sharing a drink with your gf!

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>>44235436
look up rinotuna speedpaints. About half are monster girls anyway.

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>>44235450
Hope that's not alcohol

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>>44235450
That's a weird cup

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>>44235408
>you will never notice a sudden increase in fake monster girl "doctors"
>you will never see elven activists insisting that human semen is the cure to many diseases that are specific to elves (citing dubious and poorly-sourced articles)

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>>44235502
dark pharmacomancers still get results

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>>44235502
>all the "fake doctors" cures actually work.
>big pharma is in shambles as all illness is being cured by copious amounts of monster girl sex.

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>>44235450
>manticore tries to do this with ice cream
>asks you to eat it quickly because her tail is going numb from the cold

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>>44235532
>the societal consequences deepen as desperate h*man w*men disguise themselves as unlicensed kitsune "doctors"

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>>44235497
Batcat boofing. Cheshire is a bad influence.

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>>44235569
>men are advised by online sources to pull on the base of the tail to make sure theyre real
>they omit the fact that this is considered a marriage proposal
h*man w*man making things worse as usual.

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>>44235569
>mass increase in number of kitsune-tsuki cases as a result

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>>44235594
if you can't get a boner around a monster, that's how you know. your dick won't betray you

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Monsters can't rape me if I do up my belt REALLY tight.

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>>44235641
>Cheshire teleports yo dick to wherever she wants
What now, silly Anon.

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>>44235641
A lame defense like that is useless against your soon-to-be slime wife. Moving to higher ground won't help either.

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>>44235641
monsters with big meaty paws like jinkos and Anubis are incapable of undoing a belt buckle.

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>>44235646
I'm going to stuff a cucumber down my pants so she freaks the fuck out when she tries that

>>44235658
Waterproof pants

>>44235663
This anon gets it. Play to your strengths.

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>>44235641
>Unagi Joro orchestrates the perfect series of slips to bring about a whoopsy dicksy.

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>>44235663
>monsters with big meaty paws like jinkos and Anubis are incapable of undoing a belt buckle.
They just shred your clothes with a claw.

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>>44235641
ms sylph hard counters clothes/armor

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>>44235674
Slimes have more control over their form than simple water. If all of the "pathways" leading to your ochinchin are anything other than airtight sealed, which is a stupid idea for clothing meant to be worn, she will slip in and you'll end up married.

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>>44235608
But I'm okay with elves, I get hard around human women just fine.

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>>44235594
>humans quickly discover the truth of the matter
>marriages between (real) kitsune and human men skyrocket
>overpopulation ensues
>the nation is soon overrun by the foxy menace
S-such a horrific plan! We can't allow for this future to happen!

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>>44235690
Just talk about how much you like the air of pants you are wearing to every monster you meat before she can rape you.

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>>44235704
This will require further preperation. Perhaps if I stuff enough sheets of absorbant paper towel that will deter her.

>>44235679
High traction shoes + a wet floor sign.

>>44235691
My belt is REALLY tight anon, but if that doesn't work, then a windbreaker shield + a shovel to dig a hole to protect from the elements.


Remember, if you have time to prepare, then you are unrapeable. Those who fail to plan, plan their weddings.

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Did Lich-san do it?

[Anonymous No.]

So what broke the board this time?

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>>44235793
Judging from how they literally have no threads?
I think /pol/

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Cheshire was behind this.

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have a fox

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Gentlemen, the rare dwarf cyclops.

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All those hours down and I couldn't find a danuki to sniff the breath of. Disappointing.

Hope you guys had a good Saturday though.

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>>44235807
i think that fox has autism.

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What is the most trustworthy monster?
Foxes need not apply

[Anonymous No.]

Finally I can do what I was meant to do:

Post Kej

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>>44235830
demons/devils

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>>44235830
I wish Daxem would be back to bless us with more of his Troll art goodness

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>>44235839
Criminally underrated.

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>>44235839
nice kej

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>>44235887
Local Oppai Kej uses her hair as a bra.
Truly a classy woman.

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>>44235830
Automatons.

Other extremely trustworthy monster girls would be yetis, holstaurs, cu siths, harpies, and black harpies.

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>>44235808
...I wonder if the smug of a monster is a bellcurve related to their height?
That or she's got some Geizah in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235887
I dunno about that, I’ve seen kej popularity ramping up dramatically over the past few months

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235914
why stop there?

[Anonymous No.]

made an effort, drew a strong fat dark choco p'orcer
shes got a carpet
https://files.catbox.moe/yk3oj8.png

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235975
I don't think that uniform is up to company standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235975
See, now she's a pervert.
A lovely pervert, but a pervert

>>44235976
Big pig

[Anonymous No.]

The safeword is police brutality

[Breathfag No.]

>>44235978
No. I will not pleasure Ms. Anubis without first having a lengthy breath sniffing session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235363
Don't diss the Rain Cycles man, they're so dangerous there's rain shelters all iver the dead zone
the Ryu only rains because she's lonely. On and also the local automatons are stealing all the river water for their steam engines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236016
Strange how you are more safe with criminals than cops...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235989
missing the necktie probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235887
And thus, I will carry on with my plan of posting kejourou like 5-10 times tops, quietly lurking or typing out a random greentext if some anon's post inspires me

>>44235907
Thanks, here's another
>>44235952
It is interesting to see it happen. I feel partly responsible but I don't apologize for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best pics of hellhounds please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236034
I feel like one of those crimes should be murder via vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236083
discipline dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235793
Gremlins

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236083

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236097
That seems like a bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235990
>>44235990
she is a big pig, and she needs an anon, like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235976
I've always been partial to some pork sung buns

[Anonymous No.]

ok so where do we meet up when 4chan goes down ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236124
Good.
Big pigs are needed in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236160
i doubt you'd see me again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236160
>>44236187
i thought you guys mentioned a backup site but i forgot it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236170
p'orcs are too good to be left
>>44236155
i dont think shes from the mist contient anon, shes way too meek for that, those p'orcs are big, fat, arrgonant and great fat old rapists

[Anonymous No.]

how do you guys like your horns/antlers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236209
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236209
big

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236209
Moose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236209
Easily used as handlebars

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236209
bullgoat

[Anonymous No.]

A Mindflayer keeps stalking me at night. I went to the gas station to buy a drink and some lottery tickets and cigarettes the other day and just when I was walking back to my apartment after I see her out of the corner of my eye looking at me and start running. I imagine she knows where I live but the only reason she doesn't try to get me is because my Minotaur landlord is really violent about anyone who doesn't pay rent trying to get into the apartments. She scares the shit out of me, I don't know what to do if she ever tries grabbing me one of these nights. Can't they take a hint and just leave me alone...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236160
The "Team Breath" discord server.

[Anonymous No.]

That was a weird 7 or so hours. Oh well, now we can get back to postin.

>>44235641
>>44235674
>>44235731
Remember guys, what Andy Samberg said 10 years ago? YOLO. Always take precautions to avoid being raped when you can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c
"You know that we are still young
So don't trust anyone
'Cause you only live once" ...
"Don't travel at all
Build a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls
And wear titanium suits incase pianos fall on ya" ...
"Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it
Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison
And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy them" etc etc. Very applicable advice in today's world where you could be raped by mongirls at any moment.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't do anything right, I might as well go home and get teen pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236160
If it ever actually went down i'd probably migrate to 8, wiz, or just use the directory to find one relevent to my interests

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236388
The Stellar Divinities sure have a cool looking space fleet.
Although Angel boarding parties and Divine plasma batteries are OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236338
Fuck off redditor

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Prisoner Fruit Miasma is Banned under the Greenrealm conventions.
The old lusty wind can't be used in combat anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236430
Anything to conquer Druella's lands (and hold her hand)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236430
>he thinks we follow some silly war rules
carpet bomb everything in shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236376
Directory

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236538
what's she going to do, clean my house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236514
Imagine waging a multi decade long war to conquer the mamono realms lead by druella, setting back the extremist cause by centuries just because you wanted her to notice you so you could propose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236543
clean your house
clean your heart
clean your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236562
>druella arrives at the negotiating table with the anon empire
>emperor anon opens it up by stuttering about how nice the weather is
There has to be a better way to flirt with lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236586
write her a letter. she's into that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236613
>Spend hours writing the perfect letter to Druella
>Days later get a response, it oozes seductive charm
>This continues for several months, you're impressed, you can tell she is too
>The time to meet in person finally comes
>You're both stuttering retards
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236641
>minions of both sides whisk them away to regroup
>15 mins later
>anon and druella start reading from their prepared scripts and start flirting again
>would have been romantic if both these dorks didn't focus on the scripts instead of looking at each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236641
Just as the Demon Lord intended. You and Dru's offspring shall be the most militaristically capable and spergiest creature ever conceived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236641
I'm calling in the cupid special forces

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236266
Biggirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236722
this gote has eaten too much grass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236717
No no, just a liason. They're trying to get together, they're just retarded. They're going to need Eros' softest, pinkest dark priest.

[Anonymous No.]

I finally escaped my Dark Elf captor's sex dungeon and removed the tracking collar she put on me! I'm free!

[Anonymous No.]

How big is too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236777
Don't worry anon, we will make sure you are safely escorted back to your wife

[Anonymous No.]

Commissioned a friend

[Anonymous No.]

Me searching through the warosu archive and reading all the replies to my pastebins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFk20b713RA&t=95s

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236791
She needs to be bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236819
How about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236795
She's not my wife! I don't care what she says! You can't marry the victim of a kidnapping by your own hands! I'm never going back in the sex dungeon! NEVER AGAIN! I'LL FLEE INTO THE ARCTIC IF I HAVE TO! I WILL BE FREE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236824
>And somewhere, in the distance, a whitehorn's ear twitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236824
Anon, no! The Arctic is snow elf territory! Go within five days travel of one and she'll track you down to rape you for violating her personal space!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236839
He needs a snow ghost to protect him

A snost!

[Anonymous No.]

Unseal you're "waifu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236858
Of course, he'll be living in the arctic from that point on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236930
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget about the common cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236864
Surely this creature is harmless, what is the worst that can happen if I rip these strips of paper off her. She promised me a great reward if I release her from her infernal prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236864
Fox post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236963
Just make sure to put your own seals on her
With badly written words such as "Wife" and "Mother"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236991
I don't believe in magick, don't trust wizards/witches or monks so I am gonna rip off her seals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237003
Well atleast make sure she has enough plastic skulls and fruit punch cool aide
She will need to scare off the priestess that comes by to re-seal her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237012
No worries, gonna take her to spirit halloween and stock up, then make sure she is constantly pregnant so she can't cause any mischief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236803
I love her
very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237012
>fox has her throne of skulls and blood
>starts mocking the priestess that came to seal her
>suddenly, anon barges in
>he excitedly claims that he got a free skull sword with his purchase of the 20pk of Halloween skulls
>"evil" fox cannot look priestess in the face as anon starts swinging the sword while making sword noises

[Anonymous No.]

I love convincing old vampires that the current fashion is slutwear that’d make a pyrow blush

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237130
Gross. Don't come near me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237128
They are prettt gullible

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237138
Don't be rude anon, gyarus have feelings too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237130
Beautiful, send me her number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237128
That actually is the current fashion. Thanks, Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236199
Either /monster/ or capybarachan. Those two are the only viable backup options, aside from someone like wikifag making a new altchan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237236
need ms wight to use me as a her chair as her fat ass crushes my legs and her lavender scented hair covers my entire head

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236309
>anon’s too worried about a random flayer who absentmindedly side-eyed him to notice the overprotective minotaur landlord who’s started suggesting “alternative payment”
Anon, it’s like you WANT your pelvis crushed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237236
>famous Wight movie celebrity in town
>she's obnoxious like you'd expect from a celebrity who lives on her social media, wearing better clothes than everyone and being constantly swarmed with paparazzi and attention
>I'm just shopping for a nice suit to wear at a really big high priced clothing store when I'm unlucky enough to bump into her and her posse going out the door
>she, being the snooty narcissist she is, assumes I'm a fan and offers to photograph my hat
>be on the receiving end of a barrage of paparazzi flashes and someone gushing about how "generous" she is to offer photographs so freely
>tell her I've never watched one of her movies in my life
>her crowd gasps
>she looks as though she's just seen her husband get murdered in front of her
>her whole world looks like it just shattered like glass
>say I prefer that other celebrity, Miss Vampire's movies, vastly
>and that her movies are trash too
>she's visibly seething at me now and namecalling while her crowd boos
>makeup even running down her face because she cries
>swears I'll regret this one day
>walk off with a shiteating grin to my car and go home
Man that felt so good. Monster celebrities like her are so out of touch with reality, they need a check sometimes. No wonder she's still single too, how could anyone love a megalomaniac like her?
I bet she'd be horrible to any of her romantic interests too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235797
apparently some shit also happened on /vt/ with a vtuber's real info being leaked.
i also noticed that cloudflare was a bit fucked as well
so whats everyone's bets?
>servers just shit themselves, /pol/'s even moreso.
>someone did a funny and the three letter agents didnt like it
>it was the ordeal in /vt/
>cloudflare went down as a whole, and it was entirely unrelated to 4chan
>a fat cheshire turned the servers into a bunch of crushed tin cans with her chair slaughtering ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237413
That was mean, you didn't have to insult her acting career and movies like that. You could have just walked away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237441
Self centered Monsters like her deserve it, I don't feel bad about doing it one bit. In fact, I'm gonna go give her latest flick a negative review and then buy tickets to Miss Vampire's latest blockbuster and see it this week myself too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237440
doxing of an (e)celeb seems to be the most likely option, IIRC the last outage was because of something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237496
https://youtu.be/S9uChe2XZ0U?t=145

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235808
Another cute dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237280
I’d choose oblivion over using an altchan made by and admined by that dickhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237440
My vote is /pol/ pissing off the tri letters again. It's pretty frequent actually.
I remember that time someone posted an actual picture of an alien the site literally shit itself the second it got posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235816
yeah, I played flavor of the month vidya and did more sith heads. What a shame the site was down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237559
Whats wrong with them anyways? I rarely browse alts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237610
Nice. Now show us the Epstein client list, glowie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237613
It's either mick or /trash/ subhumans crying about wikifag again, don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237613
I think he meant wikifag. Aux is easy thread lore while capybara has origins as a splinter of /vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237610
I remember our first contact with aliens being "fuck off, we're full"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237613
The only real problem with a place like /monster/ is the perceived lack of activity since most people ( seemingly ) flock to the meta thread or the doujin thread. Otherwise it’s pretty damned comfy and has a relatively active writefag scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237616
Didn't that list actually get leaked a long time ago? So hard to keep track, and no I won't show it to you. Even if you say please!
>>44237624
Classic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44236016
>Aren't you a little smol to be a cop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44235731
I don't see what the big deal is. I just wear this armor I found made from purple dragon scales and monsters don't even try to rape me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237633
Hi aux.

[Anonymous No.]

monster for maximum first encounter spook scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237647
I’m not nearly frijole enough to be Aux

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNNRlPfoC7I

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I have fallen once again in the Warhammer pipe. I want to be chaos space marine of Eros again. Fugggggg me D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231770
>I swear! There are reptilians! In the plane!!! THERE ARE LIZARDS DISGUISING AS REGULAR GIRLS IN THE PLANE! I AM NOT SITTING NEAR THOSE SALAMANDERS!!!! THOSE RED HEADS ARE SALAMANDERS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>44237758
>off-topic image
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237748
Are you watching what I’m watching agent-sama, because I’m planning on getting into Warhammer figurines.

[Anonymous No.]

I broke up with my Dhampir gf and blocked her number because the last time I tried to kiss her, her eyes glew and her fangs suddenly sprouted longer and she bit down on my lips hard until I was bloodletting so she could drink. I had to get stitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237856
Should have just dated a real Vampire from the start, they can actually control their urges to feed unlike those half breeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237856
I rejected a p'orc once and she brought a whole god damn p'orc raid to get me back.
So anyhow, that's how I ended up as the hoard breeder boy.
I just wish they were a bit more gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237617
Or I just don’t like him on a personal level while respecting his once a week updates given the way he acts outside of those posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sex; the final frontier
>These are the voyages of the starship Intercourse
>It's 5 year mission to explore strange new worlds
>To seek out new life and new civilizations
>To boldly fuck like no one has fucked before

[Anonymous No.]

More hellhounds please

[Anonymous No.]

>>44233069
Best night's sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Finished writing my echidna/anubis fic, now for the fun task of editing

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get into a fight with a lizard girl only to hug her and then run away.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound that like to dom you all night long, but likes being the little spoon and getting headpats as you fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I feel was a missed opportunity in the guyver series, there was no female Zoanoids when there could’ve been. Since all humans in that series have ancestry to the Zoanoids if I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238282
Tiny Pomeranian hellhound who is even more aggressive than regular hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238296
Not really a hound if she's a blow dried rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238288
Guyver? That's the one with David Hayter in it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238296
This is credible, my mom's pomeranian is fucking feisty. Whenever I come to visit I poke the little thing with my foot and she goes apeshit and bites me as hard as possible without drawing blood.
She's 100% going to monsterize into some angry womanlet hellpom if portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238361
Yes, but it was first a anime and manga first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238403
Or a bitch of a cu sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238411
Don't know about any of that
So it's about a guy with a living bug armor or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238430
You can easily look it up, but here’s some stuff about it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bio_Booster_Armor_Guyver

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238440
Just wondering how to adapt this for Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

Could this be the last time
I hear the bogey song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238505
Abyssals and their husbands + Organic living armor(If that’s a thing) and there you go for a potential idea for a monster girl version of the Guyver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238533
You're kidding me
You've gotta be

[Anonymous No.]

>Stinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238553
>Stinks so good
There fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238552
She's ancient
She's juggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237455
it sounds like u are a woman
just move on
i dont care for miss wights flicks either but i just sleep with my massive wurm wife instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44237978
So if everyone moves to an altchan, Bollocks is gone forever?
Splendid.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally... the one for me....

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been visiting for a couple months due to work first time in years, did you guys notice the rise in post quality?
Anyway, were there any news from KC since Malef release, other than that Gaira magazine cover with slime lolis done by him? Did he allow Malef to be freely shared officially like he intended?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238899
>I haven't been visiting for a couple months due to work first time in years
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238899
Post quality is the same as ever and KC is probably dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238928
Ah! Freckles! One of my many, many weaknesses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238899
Nope, Malef is not officially out yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238928
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238899
I can't tell if this is bait to shit on KC again, but things here did visibly get better ever since newfags failed their takeover.

[Anonymous No.]

So what was the 4chan downtime about this time?
Some /lgbt/ discord bullied some think into kyssing again?
Someone on /pol/ or /x/ posted SHUT IT DOWN worthy information?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238928
This doragon is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239341
Anon kissed the server automaton and she short-circuited. Very embarassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238763
Literally who

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239617
just imagine somebody really whiney and self-absorbed.
not an uncommon sight around here, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238505
Basically just have the Control Metal be Demon Realm Silver that prevents the Guyver creature ( your living armor waifu ) from raping the husband 24/7 since without it they go berserk and rape-happy over the rather graphic way Guyver-2 dies in both iterations.

Otherwise >>44238534 has it pretty much down pat with it being basically a Living Armor version of an Abyssal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239560
I wanna kiss the mainframe.
How do I get the admin credentials to do it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239652
How much back rent do I owe you, Anon, be honest. Must’ve struck a nerve if that was the response to calling the Wikifag a dickhead off the clock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239855
Why did you post the recently retired/graduated fox VTuber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239915
oh, i thought she had two marks under the eyes. sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>Enemy Encounter: /k/ Sorceress/gun witch

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239948
Why don't you just fuck off back to /tg/, seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>it is the Sabbath
>not only is the thread not filled entirely with angels
>there is a grand total of ONE in the entire thread
You're all going to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239866
oh don't worry. you're not particularly notable among the rabble

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239965
Listen, cute adventures with angels are fun but there is little desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239965
she is a cute one though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239965
Isn’t it a little counterintuitive to send those who consort with demons to where they reside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239965
I am going to purgatory. I hope there are some monsters there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240121
lot of humpty eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239965
Hellhound pussy got me actin sinful

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240127
lava cannot be good for your skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240154
You offended the lava golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240154
don't knock it til you try it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239967
Glad to hear it then. Cheerio.

[Anonymous No.]

Forgetting to read the sign is no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

The bug family has finally broken past the server issues to complain to the manager about the lack of fruits/vegetables on the buffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240125
Dante please go home to your writefairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240250
This needs the Dr. Livesy walk

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone tell me why my centaur party member has been dumping all her skill points into charisma recently? She has a nice warrior build going but now it seems like all she wants to do is hang out at the inn with me.
I asked her what she was doing and she just said something weird along the lines of "farming relationship points".

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't do something
>Literally could be anything
>Even just a quarter
>Say loudly that 'I would sell my soul for a quarter'
>About 20 demons manifest on the spot, all climbing and shouting to get your signature

Hell is full.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brush my fingers across sleek adventurer loli backs and bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240287
>anon will now take a mortal blow for centaur-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240491
That's nice but I just want to pound a lolimander's asspussy till she's pregnant somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240491
i got stuck in the farming minigame somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240506
Fucking a Salamander in the ass when she’s child less is an insult higher than rejecting her marriage offer I hope you know what you’re doing Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240287
>"farming relationship points".
Nice, what's her Persona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240531
If I'm not supposed to fuck her ass, then why does it look so perfectly breedable???

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240552
It’s a trap. A sexual headlight. A lolicon lure. You need to give her a true fight by mating press until pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240561
instructions unclear, dick stuck in fire brat's butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240552
You're supposed to fuck thick lolis in both pussy and ass to your heart's content and not knock them up for a long time just by chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240628
Ground control we lost Major Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240633
yelling get pregnant at opportune times can increase your odds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240688
>paizuri enthusiast blows his loads exclusively between his wife's ample breasts
>wife is confused why he keeps shouting GET PREGNANT while spraying cum all over her tits
>until one day she finds out she's pregnant
mamonobanana is truly miraculous

[Anonymous No.]

I had a sad and longing dream last night that turned into a nightmare. In the dream was working with people trying to do a contracting job, when I noticed a Lilim walk by and into a high-end building. All I wanted was to think of some way to impress her, to get her to stay, and nothing I did got her attention. Then I went with my dad to patch a hole in a roof, and a flayed and burnt horse fell on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240718
>a flayed and burnt horse
Ghost Rider Centaur? she can see into your very soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240718
>a flayed and burnt horse fell on me.
Nightmare-chan is jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239225
lol, sure, autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240746
>>44240748
Even in my dreams I can't get Lilim sama to notice me. When the portals open I'm going to have to be more assertive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240718
That's pretty metal. My dreams are just about me doing my job wrong and getting yelled at until I hit someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240748
Yoo I didn’t even think about that. Yeah anon got a yandere nightmare after him and is very upset he be thinking about lilims instead of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240763
The scariest thing was in the dream we went over to a horse merchant, and ALL of his horses were standing straight up, burnt to a crisp with no skin, and STILL ALIVE. They didn't say anything or cry out in pain, just stood their while people ripped off their flesh and ate it. Lovecraftian shit for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember I had a dream I was on a cruise ship with a bunch of monster girls and weirdly dogs. I think those dogs may have been demon realm dogs trying to set me up with monster girls, but I’m still not 100% sure on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240718
this >>44240768
Anon you got some horse pussy that needs your dick in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238899
The thread gets better when the mgefags show up less, that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt of elden ring with waifuable monster girl npcs
And even mechincs allowing you to turn the monstrous bosses into monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240790
Absolutely not. That is not the way to get me to like you.

[Anonymous No.]

your path has been blocked by nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240810
Nerds, huh? Do they like Ideon more than Gundam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240807
She's just nervous, she doesn't know any better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240810
Those don't look like nerds unless I'm being recruited into the cosplay club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240828
yeah, they're more like dorks

[Anonymous No.]

uh oh the party's priestess got corrupted

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240863
ARE THOSE...???

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240867
Shhhh don't believe your silly little eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240863
>there's no appreciable difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240867
Wings? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240867
she's a noted pepperoni smuggler

[Anonymous No.]

Need some zombie gyarus to swarm me and force me to take them on cute dates in haunted houses while they shamble along and pretend to be scared

[Anonymous No.]

I must draw cat twice more.
Than I must draw baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240718
I think the closest thing to a monster girl dream recently was something akin to the game Soma. But instead of being a robot I was just an ordinary dude staring out into the black of the abyss and I saw a Shoggoth staring back at me. Woke up in a cold sweat that night and couldn’t get back to bed for at least 10 minutes because of terror shakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240810
[X] Rape the maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240940
>[X] Rape the maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240959
wish i had some big handfuls of shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240933
That's how it was for me today, woke up with my bed covered in sweat. When I woke up and remembered the horse, I immediately thought of Susano'o from Shinto myth and how he flayed a horse and cast it before Amaterasu to offend her.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the evil demon general gonna do if I just give up, huh?
Just decide that fighting her isn’t worth it?
Can’t have a final climatic battle if I’m too emotionally exhausted to keep going, now can you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240933
>Soma
>portals open
>but they were too late, nooks or a meteorite wiped humanity out
>now the finest gremtech specialists are working to restore humanity from backup
>and most importantly, give them physical bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44233848
>find a genies lamp in the desert
>Genie can only come out halfway because her booty can't fit through the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241005
It'd probably take a wish to get her out past her shoulder, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240828
Don't be deceived, they're in love with tabletop games and dungeon building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240982
>collapse in front of demon general
>she approaches, no doubt ready to finish you off
>wait that's not a dagger
>she stabs the injector into your neck, flooding your body with the most powerful stimulants known to demonkind
>"get up"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240982
She'll pamper you until you're ready to get your ass beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240971
The worst part is that wasn’t the first time I’ve dreamed of staring into the abyss. It’s like it’s calling to me in my subconscious mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241023
seems to vary day to day

[Anonymous No.]

imma just steal the bogie princess from throne instead of the cheshire princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44240688
But you don't want to increase your odds. You'll have to stop adventuring, her divine figure is spoiled and then you'll have to look after two children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241269
you're thinking of those weak humans. pregnancy makes mamano stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238155
Bridge bunnies.

[Anonymous No.]

Dogfaced here, finally finished the request I was working on.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49157392

This one is about an eccentric echidna trying to convince the zoning board why they should let her build a dungeon under their town. It's also got a workaholic OL anubis. Last work got pretty positive responses, so I hope people enjoy reading this one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241350
Neat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241112
Then, it becomes a cycle of losing, getting pampered, losing.. for who know how long while anon slowly improves.

[Anonymous No.]

With their kingdoms gone and monarchies being a thing of the past, pharaoh and apophis have not let it dissuade their rivalry. They still very much compete and always try to one-up the other. Last week, they were in a bitter fight trying to become the president of the knitting club. A couple months ago it was who would lead the bake sale.

Someone needs to man up and breed them both at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241350
it'll be a bit before i can dig into it but it sounds lovely

[Anonymous No.]

the best gift for vampiric monsters is a blood rose
fed with your own blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241407
seems inefficient

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241397
Oh, and if you were wondering, a dormouse became the president of the knitting club. It was decided that that role should be done by someone who is calm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241413
anon its romantic since its literally your blood that made the rose as beautiful as it is, it doesnt have to make sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241459
yeah but that's blood that she could be drinking wasted on soil

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241472
its a way to tease as well
unless the bloody rose becomes a blood rose alarune in the form of the vamp anon wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241481
>Breed me, Seymour!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241377
I think I’d have a mental breakdown by round 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241459
>give vampire a blood rose with your blood
>pass out since you used your blood
>she swoons and blushes while carrying you to the emergency room
whatever it takes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238899
>News since Malef and Gaira
No.
>Allow Malef to be freely shared
No.
>Reasons why
Don’t know don’t care. For all we know he finally found a peculiar doll and made it to the 2-D world.

[Breathfag No.]

I am retiring, frens.

I genuinely enjoyed our conversations here. I wish you all the best of luck, and yes, even the spergs as well.

Adieu, goodbye, auf wiedersehen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241597
see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241607
deny him even that trite acknowledgement

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241597
Why are you leaving now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241481
>French accented Blood Rose Alraune
Instaloss

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241667
No, infertile monster girls. I don’t wanna be a dad.
Impregnation play is fine tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241683
sounds like a shroom end for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241683
>He doesn't want his wife to give him daughterwives

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241534
>>44241534
anon, blood roses need but a prick to grow and a daily watering of about a liter everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241667
>trying to mere the dragon but it turns out being pregnant just makes her even smugger

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Shog maid because she's very helpful and sweet, but I haven't given her a crumb of dick and refuse to. I don't have anything against her, and she's pretty cute, well... the top half of her at least. It's just that I am not risking sticking it into a hole full of teeth, eyes and tentacles. I'm sure she understands, since it took a year foe me to get used to the sight of her anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241683
>He doesn’t want to create more monsters to make more anons happy and become the Genghis Khan of a new world
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241683
I can't believe what I'm reading here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241794
it's a sad and pitiable case for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241794
Turns out humans are even more tsundere than monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241794
Just your average order cope. He's already fallen for mamono, but still doesn't want to take the final step. I bet he has some dorky name like Humphrey as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>get followed by a heroine suddenly
>she claims it is an escort quest
I am just going for groceries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241865
That honestly would be so chill. Doing errands with a friend can be a surprisingly OK way to pass some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241350
I'll give it a go a bit later. Also I'm envious cause you have much better speed than me normally and I have no excuse for my current writer's block.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241759
>he doesn't know what happens under his shogsheets when he sleeps

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P6DGzSRf3Q
>DEMOOOOON
>ANOOOOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241794
I would bully a clumsy Elf too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241941
Every day you spend talking about your writer’s block and not writing is a day Stephanie Meyer is a better writer than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242111
>Stephanie Meyer
Reminder that if you just swapped the genders in Twilight, it would be a hit among the monster girl fandom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242138
She literally did that for her next book series lmao. Except she self inserted as the hot vampire girl instead of whatever the fuck Bella was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242138
>basic bitch vampire and werewolf
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242138
or Beauty and the Beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242111
You're right. Less bitching, more action.

[Anonymous No.]

Succ will save us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241947
if your crusade doesn't end in a half naked fist fight between the two leaders I ain't joining

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241835
I haven’t fallen for the succubus officer and you can’t make me knock her up!

[Anonymous No.]

creepy yandere kenjourou would be nice
creepy yandere kejourou wight would be even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242304
>creepy yandere kejourou wight
>each hair has a spirit drain tendril
Scary...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241107
She underestimates my apathy.
I will deny her her victory

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242174
Fr fr you got this nigga Dogface doing stuff because he can and if he can make that work you can too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242338
>>44242174

I wouldn't be motivated to write if there weren't other writefriends posting their shit in the thread. I believe in you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241717
Average Dark Elf/Slime poster anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242302
>you can’t make me
I don't need to. She will make you soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like pigs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
2D Pig Delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
no
haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
I like them when they're chopped up and cooked but I'd have to be pretty desperate before I tried to do that with a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
Yes. Best beastman type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
Depends. Pig pigs are nice in my tummy. Mamono pigs are nice on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242302
hope you like "community service"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
In my state, you don't need a license to hunt feral hogs. Just gotta be careful not to become the hunted

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
Do I like P'Orcs? Yes.
Do I like cops? No.
Do I like actual pigs? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
not kosher

[Anonymous No.]

Hag bar tonight anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242590
No way, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242138
It was a shit story from the beginning, a genderswap would have achieved nothing other than making it MG bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242590
hug bar
1$ 1 hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242616
huge bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242590
Sorry don’t speak to me unless you have visible age lines. The fox hags at least have those.

[Anonymous No.]

Science gone awry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242632
Can you even make her frown?

[Anonymous No.]

>go to dungeon
>get raped by dragon
I just wanted to explore the place and take some pictures. No one told me I'd have to fight monsters down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242317
>when she walks she leaves an afterimage of her hair somewhat like castlevania protags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242643
SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
Imagine rolling around in the mud with a tribe of porkers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgL8t23c3ro

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242645
>Can you even make her frown?
Yes.
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242645
no, you have to watch for drooping ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242643
Peanut butter hellhound vs chimney sweep kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242643
One is a powerbottom and the other is for powerbottoming. You have to figure out which is which yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242645
she has a wide variety of emotions

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242691
and skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242304
Well I don't have a kej wight but have this yandere kej instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242715
>I gave you a lock of hair once
>That means you’re mine
>Look Anon, I knotted some of yours into mine!
>Don’t worry, I know how you like it
>I’ll never leave you and you’ll never leave me
>You’re mine and mine alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242699
Look at her go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242752
>inside the boxes is anon and his room
on no?!

[Anonymous No.]

An entire sunday thinking about my alraune ghoul wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
yes, i like those fatties

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242806
Is she some sort of venus fly trap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
stupid squidgy piggies... I bet they deliberately get too close for comfort

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242751
>that lock of hair suddenly appears
>wraps and ties itself around your wrist
>"See how there's much more of mine than yours? how you can barely see your own depending on where you look?"
>"An apt metaphor, don't you think?"

[Anonymous No.]

>there is a house in new monleans
>they call the rising tsun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242829
Yep! Great guess anon. She's a bit like a corpse flower as well.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242845
>Visit New Monleans
>It's kind of like Wonderland
>A very strange topless Purple Kot has given me some wine and now everything is moving slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242838
Meanwhile, YanKej after you mating press her into a crater

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242938
just wait until she gets gum in her hair. We'll see who comes crying to who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242806
what ya been thinking about anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Pondering my feels
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1691079457844232.webm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Does your kot find the warmest place in your house and kip there 99% of the time?
is it your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242961
Mostly about how we'd meet.
>I'm a wandering knight
>after week of travel, come across a town and rent a quarters in their inn
>overhear concerns about a wicked undead plant monster who is terrorizing the travelers
>I ask if any of them know of the monster's whereabouts, grab my armor, gear and basic provisions and then strike out in that direction
>after about a 6 hours of hiking, come across an old, ruinous town
>what were once pristine looking brick buildings and cobblestone roads now overrun with vines and various plantlife, along with a strong very sweet scent wading through as well
>set up a small camp where I leave my provisions then enter the town, following the scent
>come across a damsel, strung up in the air with her arms bound vines and her body ensnared in a massive venus flytrap
I'll stop there. tl; dr version for the rest is the damsel is the monster, she catches me, I manage to escape, find refuge in a shrine where a maiden tends to me, until I realize the maiden is the monster as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243078
Yes
No, my groin is far hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242938
>Something about the her hair's fragrance compels you brush
>And so you do just that
>Over and over and...
>over and over and...
>She leans closer to you as you work, making cute little moans and tiny fidgeting despite her attempts to stay still
>But you don't let it stop you
>So you keep going. again and again
>How many hours have passed?
>You're not sure. You feel good from the trance she has you under
>But also a little tired
>At some point, you drop the brush
>As if on cue, she scoops you up, resting your head on her shoulders, like a piggyback ride
>The slow, steady walk to her bedroom is relaxing and the praise you receive for doing a good job brushing her hair makes you happy.
She may get you addicted to her hair, but she has no intent to let you go through withdrawal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243078
Ms Cheshire, your booty hole is looking very vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243138
>My butt looks very vulnerable?
>Wanna critical hit it?
>Morelikeshiticalhitamirite
>Wait, no, anon, I WAS JOKING!
>Very happy chesh and anon afterwards

Kots cannot handle anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243134
How can other Zipangan monsters hope to compete when you have all that hair and they can easily do THIS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243134
I don't want to be a hair weirdo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243210
You're going to marry Bayonetta and you're going to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243208
>Kej catches you staring at her hair
>Just smiles coyly and lets it flow around freely; twirling it here and there
>Being very theatrical about it and making she has your attention the whole time
>Winks at you when she finishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241350
Finished it, thanks for another solid one. Thank goodness I don't hear any Gaian god laughing at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242418
Would a Horc get mad if she did her best to try and woo me but I decided to just lift up a random Porc instead of haul her fat ass away as my wife instead of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243292
ANON NO. YOU NEED TO CHOOSE THE H'ORC FIRST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243317
Going to take a random Porc and turn her into a Horc of a newly created tribe of our daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243210
That attitude won't last once she has you fully in a silken cocoon of hair, holding you close to herself and whispering sweet nothings to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242616
>hug bar
It's a trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242645

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243358
>Hug monster girl
>Tells you she likes the way you feel in her arms doesn't want to let go
>Stares at you with bedroom eyes
Devious monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243367
You've seen duck-a-muck
Now here's fox on the rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242650
Instead of fighting ot trying to fight, just take pictures of the monsters, say it's for a newspaper. They'll be eager to pose and get photographed, and will let you roam around taking scenic panoramas of the combat arenas. Even the dragon will agree to a "final boss portrait" photoshoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243338
God I want to fuck that Orc full of piglets. I’m not usually a chubby chaser but she does things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragoncels are on the loose!
I repeat dragoncels are on the loose!
Please stay at your homes till their femcel rages wears off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242650
say you're a safety inspector or something. that'll get you through

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243427
BEHOLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243367
Shouldn't have started with the eyebrows. That just made her stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243430
Mana is stored in the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243453
it is stored in the big silly hat

[Anonymous No.]

vamps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243472
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243472
Dork vamps (that you can't help but find lovable)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243286
Thank you anon. Don't ever get a bogie wife, she comes with a laugh track.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243478
they keep asking too many questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243472

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243519
What is the next part of you plan Remi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243465
coudla sworn it was the thighs

[Anonymous No.]

I would never date a Vampire. Good thing they never leave their castles because they're neets, I wouldn't have to worry about one anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Public Service Announcement
MGC Police has received multiple reports of female brats active in the area. They were seen hanging around vending machines, following after tired salarymen, flashing their underwear at young boys, and whispering obscenely at onii-chans.
Do not approach brats. They are highly erotic and attempts at applying correction may backfire. All single men are advised to stay indoors and report any lewd brats they encounter.
In the event of unavoidable contact with a brat men are encouraged to decline politely yet firmly any suggestions of "hanging out", "taking a break", and most of all, "having fun". MGC police will not intervene if such an offer is accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243609
Well, all they need to do is send on their servants after you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243623
>implying any monster wants to serve a neet when they could they could just take the men they're asked to grab as their own husbands instead
But anyway, I'm still not dating a Vampire, and I doubt any Vampires even know I exist or live close to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243622
>following after tired salarymen
Those poor salarymen. Don't they go through enough?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or is the OP shrinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231789
Persian Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243655
i guess someone finally removed the broken link

[Anonymous No.]

>>44242867
How is he supposed to ride into battle on such a tiny dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

How to combat the heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243719
Seek out a slime girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243430
She dropped it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243719
jinkos body temperature is around 100-103F if you need something to consider

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243719

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243719
>How to combat the heat?
In combat of course. Its in the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243746
Jinkos just cool down in the water, so she'd just bring you to a pool or a bathtub or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243622
she's misbehaving. i should probably correct her

[Anonymous No.]

What waifufag do you wish would come back?

[Anonymous No.]

>be brave holy knight
>training all my life to be a dragonslayer
>been honing my strength every day and training with my great spear infused with holy magic to be able to fell the beasts
>developed a special magic technique in which I create a giant spectral lance over my spear made of potent holy magic attuned to attack a reptilian spirit and destroy it and throw it
>so powerful I accidentally destroyed my house with it
>the fated day comes at last and I hear a dragon is causing a stir on the frontier chasing humans off who go near this area
>apparently she claimed a hillside as territory after moving into a hidden underground cave
>go there and reach it after three nights of travel
>stand atop the hills and watch as she descends to confront me, fire puffing from her lips
>I don't even give her time for introduction
>I immediately thrust to attack and stab at her armored scales from all around at blinding speed!
>do a few spinning attacks where I hit the side of her cheeks with the pole of my steel spear
>and finally I finish her off with the special technique, summoning a giant golden magic lance!
>I hurl it into her and the hills explode! Trees are leveled!
>I'm on my knees propping myself up with the spear because I'm exhausted by then and look up
>when the smoke clears....
>she's still standing and only her clothes were damaged
...Wha.... What do I do now?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243820
Run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243820
Think of atleast 20 names or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243820
pick her up by the tail and swing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243820
Accept death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243820
remove pants
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243820
claim it to be a joke and pretend you're her new neighbor who is already married and hope she doesn't call your bluff because you dont smell like monster mana

[Anonymous No.]

How do I break free of an ushi's pin attack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244227
start crying.

[Anonymous No.]

Help the boss is targeting me with snugglehag please save m-

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244227
Well, first of all, why would you want to? You've got her right where you want her!
But if you must know...
>Ushis are weak to gentle kisses whispers of "I love you".

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244233
>Try this
>Ushi pin attack is now ushi cuddle attack
>Even starts whispering that everything will be okay
>10000 love damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244227
it's just a spider. pick her up and put her outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244227
You dont

[Anonymous No.]

>>44239948
Damn it! Why must both male and female high elves gotta have long hair!? Why can't high elf men just have shorter men's hair and women have the long feminine hair!? I don't want to end up going on a date with an elf only to realize I was dating a dude because I could not tell if he was a guy or a gal because of their long hair! I don't want to turn into an Alp because of such shenanigans!

[Anonymous No.]

Me explaining to Shog that Kiki having legs is the one thing that makes her better because unlike Shog, Kiki can leglock me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244310
that's how get a shog with 13 legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244310
shog is always better

[Anonymous No.]

Hugg the succ

[Anonymous No.]

Could I interest you gentlemen with some mint chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244352
hug succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244352
No you can’t don’t even try

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244326
8 legs
7 vaginas

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244375
and then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44241350
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244382
too late. Already tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244403
hold succ hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244309
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244352
>>44244375
>>44244414
>>44244424
LN succs are too pure, they are the most wholesome monster around

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244309
>>/tg/
Is that way friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244447
r u sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244547
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to smash a chair into the back of the Hellhound delinquents head after three straight months of her bullying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244604
pro-wrestling is encouraged

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>>44244567
2 lewd 5 me.
Even these succs cannot handle the peak of degeneracy.

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>>44243820
Write a better plot armor.

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>>44244604
>smash the chair
>she takes 0 damage
>she takes it as a proposal
hope you like your new hotdog gf dragging you around and bragging about you

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>>44231770

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>>44244651
i miss my dogs...

[Anonymous No.]

Uuuhhhh anons, this sign is for tourists, right? Mermaids aren't actually that aggressive...aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

I love rats. Rats are fluffy, rats are cute, rats are the most talented animals in illegal business practise.

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>>44244604
>Bonk Hellhound across the head with chair
>It shatters on impact and just gets her attention more than anything
>She gets up, towering over you
>Picks you up with one massive paw
“Your consent has been noted. To the roof.”
>TFW she’s pregnant by the end of the school year because every day before school, during lunch break, and after she fucks you ragged
Men can’t beat the Hellhound

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>>44244674
but can i find a feisty tomboy eel in those caves? if not than they are useless

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>>44244674
this seems kind of in bad taste to me

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>>44244674
I'll just keep going and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244687
how so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244688
Only if the cave is in freshwater.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244687
>>44244697
The original sign warns people about cave diving while unprepared and it's pretty grim.
https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2016-10/stop-your-death-sign_650x400_71476791136.jpg
FWIW if you choose to dive while unprepared, you deserve to get lich'd

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>get bullied for 3 months straight
>decide to jump off of school rooftop
>get caught midfall by hellhound bully
>dragged off before anyone can even react properly
>several hours of spergout sobbing and apologies about being unable to express feelings
>refuses to let go of you now
>cant do anything without her rubbing herself all over you
>say you forgive her after several weeks of this (she insisted you stay at her place now)
>she gets even more clingy
Remember, death is not the answer, unless the question is "how do I get the clingiest, most obsessive wife in existence"

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>>44244697
I mean the original sign is trying to disway underwater cave explorers, the hobby with the highest death rate. maybe its just me but dying after getting stuck or lost in an underwater cave seems like one of the worst ways to die, its like a accumulation of all my fears rolled into one, even the joke sign my anxiety go up.

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>>44244682

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>>44244702
aren't eels in the sea? I ain't no marine biologist but I want tomboy eels

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>>44244636
>>44244649
>>44244683
Then I'll drown the kids and hang myself while she's at work! I'll get my revenge one day!

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>>44244337
Poor shoggy forgot first-impressions are everything and caused those poor antarctic researchers to panic and destroy the base. Who knows how long she’ll need to wait until another expedition comes around next season…

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>>44244723
>FWIW if you choose to dive while unprepared,
in underwater cave diving even super prepped divers with years of experience still die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244651
>>44244721
Kill yourself gachafags

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>>44244723
>>44244733
yeah i know what the original sign was, but if we want to take the route of "but its dark in real life!" then that would omit
>half the encyclopedia (including a lot of people's favorites)
>all loli posting (pedophilia)
>all undead (necrophilia)
>demon silver (real weapons kill)
>any discussion of rape or kidnapping (the way it is irl actually is bad)
and thats just off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderland kidnappings are no joke
At any moment a cheshire could teleport into a room with chloroform and knock you o

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>>44244723
>>44244733
That is pretty grim
Another good reason not to go into the sea

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>>44244742
Well maybe just not the unagi joro I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if your pet cat sits her big fat butt on your face out of nowhere? What's the correct method to escape before you lose oxygen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244785
Depends, did you feed her yet?
She may just be annoyed that you haven't fed her.

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>>44231770

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44244800
I severely doubt that's a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44238815
She hasn't even been born yet, you sick fuck!!

[Anonymous No.]

Kej tomboys!
>Can tear apart and go through a rack of ribs like no one's business
>Uses her hair to preform sick skateboarding tricks
>Bit of a delinquent
>Downplays any compliments given toward her hair
>secretly likes it and puts more effort in maintaining it than she lets on.

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>>44244769
N-no...
She grabbed him just like that!
Any of us could be next!
It could be you!
It cou

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>>44244806

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244806
it can be if you want Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244823
Well it's not gonna happen to me, I know that for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244798
I am, in fact, opening the mystery box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244832
Gonna fill that wolf full of silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>A cheshire throwing people into here again? Well, you're welcome to stay here if you'd like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244871
I will take the chub chesh for my guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244871
She can feign indifference but those heart pupils don't lie. I'm going to sit that worm in my lap and molest her while she squirms.
Thanks chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244911
>"C-chub? N-nya ha ha! You really are a funny one Anon this is, uh, just a trick!"
>"Yeah, I certainly never overdo it at Hatter-san's tea parties."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244920
>grope her tummy
>lick her neck
it's ok, we can do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244914
You can molest her all you like but she's still going to act calm and enjoy it all. And then she'll take her turn when you wear yourself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244806
BIG MEATY PAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244949
This is how escaping marriage is done.

[Anonymous No.]

Need to grab chubby monster bellies!
My ultimate weapon against hags!

[Anonymous No.]

Regardless of whether it's true or not that elven culture says that someone who beats her in combat can take her as "spoils", could they at least try to "lose" to someone who could conceivably win? All these shotas who are a year or two away from puberty and being led around by the leash they are holding (look at these two, he is definitely not in charge) somehow defeating veteran ladyknights, archmages, master markswomen etc. is getting absurd.

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>>44244949
I want to stuff her full of fried fishs and french fries slathered in malt vinegar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244352
Can't...breathe...

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Regardless of whether it's true or not that elven culture says that someone who beats her in combat can take her as "spoils", could they at least try to "lose" to someone who could conceivably win? All these shotas who are up to a year away from puberty and being led around by the leash they are holding (look at these two, he is definitely not in charge) somehow defeating veteran ladyknights, archmages, master markswomen etc. is getting absurd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245059
>>44245041
Fatfaggots go to /d/. Nobody wants to indulge in your obesity fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245074
worse ways to die than a succ hugg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245074
she will kiss you to give you air

[Anonymous No.]

Regardless of whether it's true or not that elven culture says that someone who beats her in combat can take her as "spoils", could they at least try to "lose" to someone who could believably win? All these shotas who are up to a year away from puberty and being led around by the leash they are holding (look at these two, he is definitely not in charge) somehow defeating veteran ladyknights, archmages, master markswomen etc. is getting absurd.

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>>44245089
>just a kiss

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[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/89e48v.jpg
>No huge elf queen to drain you dry even though her retainers tried to stop you
Take my mana, I'm not using it

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>>44245165
>>44245114
>>44245076
>>44245057
Would you fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245173
This is my first goddamn post of the day, you fucking jannie

Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245165
Why can't elves dress decently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245183
>implying getting a new IP isn't piss easy
Sure, spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245184
These >>44245114 >>44245165 >>44245183 are all dressed decently. And so is this new picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245200
I just got home, bitch

What's your excuse? Nothing else to do but police a fetish thread with absolutely no authority?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245184
That IS decent clothing in their culture. Don't be so racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245229
I will put the elf in a tasteful maid dress and she will be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245217
>getting this offended because I think spamming the exact same post again, again and again is annoying and you should knock it the fuck off
>reddit spacing
Makes sense as to why you're some retarded faggot that just wants to treat this place like whatever shithole you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245268
Hello I'm here too.

[Anonymous No.]

These elf hags shouldn't be this powerful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245255
You will fail in that. Monstergirls naturally hate stifling clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245278
Don't show weakness around them. If you don't think you can do that, then avoid them whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245280
Wrong!!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder Elves are racist and hate us humans and view us as animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244812
redditors are sabbath bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245308
It's true, they consider us to be their rightful breeding studs whose role is to bring more elves into the world but is that so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245308
>He doesn't want to be her favorite pet
You don't deserve an elf...princess?

Wait this is this guy's depiction of the PRINCESS?

What does the queen look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245308
Then why are they in my backyard?

[Anonymous No.]

cat love. even if I am cheating on her with an elf right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245326
queen is EXTRA THICC

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245353
But look at the "princess"

Surely there are limits

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are weak.
Embrace death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245367
happy death...

[Anonymous No.]

I am nothing but a slave to soft hags
The engage in a mental battle with me
I lose and am forced to climb onto their laps and fall asleep
There is no hope for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245367
We're all fellow monstergirls. Why can't we just focus on being the best at pleasing our husbands instead of arguing who is better at it? It makes me want to cry.

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>>44245367

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245367
Gonna need more convincing

For instance, the dead do not lactate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245388
hag gote

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>>44245324
Definitely! I bet they degrade the humans they use and laugh at them as the men resign themselves to their fate. Treated to some tasteless gruel for a meal and forced to sleep on a tattered mat! There's no way they would treat those they deem as inferiors to any sort of dignity!...right?

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>>44245401
Easily fixed with a visit to your local lactomancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245365
If there is we haven't hit it.

>>44245367
Beware the muscle lich, she has levels in monk

[Anonymous No.]

mofu mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245443
Those aren't even proper muscles

Either it's mana or they're other people's muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245403
Shit art.

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>>44245450

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>>44245457
Are you doubting Lich-san's gains?
Because she has ways of correcting you
Namely a spinning pile driver.

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>>44245443
>adventurer party braves muscle lich's dungeon
>they are nearly wiped out but the warrior reaches the lich's chambers
>with a savage slash he charges at her
>without breaking a sweat she slaps the blade, snapping it in half
>"weak" she whispers, and throws the warrior to one of her ghouls
>another disappointment
>maybe she should check on that cute priest who got caught by the aphrodisiac trap...

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>>44245482
Picture of the cute priest. If Chief God clergy aren't meant to be corruption bait then why do they dress like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245474
Damn she’s even stealing wrestling moves from other people too Muscle Lich-san is sketchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245390
Logically speaking conflict among us ends up being counter productive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245482
Thanks for letting that other faggot feel comfortable, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

is sally her official name or just something the thread came up with?

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>>44245482
>"Are these pathetic wretches the best you have?"
>"Their paltry magics are only fitting for children's shows, their strength would be better spent moving furniture than fighting, and the only thing they could sneak by is a man struck deaf AND blind."
>"Find me true champions, adventurers worthy of the title to step inside my fortress and challenge me for the title of this land or do not come at all."
>The lich ceases the spell as her voice echoes over the land, the tiniest of pouts visible on her porcelain features.
>And meanwhile, in the crypts, a ghoul pouts.
>"I don't think you're a 'wretch' hubby. In fact, lets test those muscles again."

>>44245499
Don't ask how she learned about the Tombstone.

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The virtue she represents is chastity btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245494
I'm convinced the Order's clothing department has been infiltrated by monsters. There's no way they are sending them out dressed like that without knowing what will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>decide you want to go hang out with some friends one night
>one got a husband so she doesn't really even view you as a person anymore
>another got nabbed by a Shirohebi so now he's banned from hanging out with you
>last option you had blew you off to go hang out with some Pyrows he just met
>end up just going to the nearest bar, ordering a few shots of the cheapest stuff available and going home without anyone paying you any mind aside from the bartender making sure you paid.

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>>44245565
Isn’t it basically implied in MGE that they dress like that because they’re just a tad bit too innocent/foolish for their own good?

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>>44245549
Silly fey elves.
Britomart is cute.
Also the least crazy of the fey....which isn't tough all things considered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245565
>replying
God I hate you newfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245549
The virtue of chastity doesn't include not being to show how great your body is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245605
Or...

And follow me on this:

You are insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245598
Interesting. Do you know where that is?

[Anonymous No.]

who wants pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245648
>replying to a threadshitter
Don't make extra work for the meidos
>>44245655
I could go for a meat lover's

[Anonymous No.]

>be born or reincarnated in the MGE world
>given the choice of what you might be in the future and what your class and profession is:

Race: Human, white
Sex: Male
Class: Knight with longsword

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>>44245648
>reddit spacing
>being so new he doesn't know the /tg/ faggot that posts off-topic anime boys because he's an aids infested faggot
You have to leave, this isn't debatable anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245667
I'll get some meats and take the delivery mino too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245565
It's due to cultural osmosis. Monstergirl dress sense has shifted what's considered appropriate nudity. The fins of the Tritonia are used as the basis of dress designs for example.

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>>44245675

[Anonymous No.]

demon neighbor is already your wife!
>already knows your habits
>already knows you favorite foods
>totally not a stalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245711
Ok, then why isn't she in my bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245675
There is no /tg/ fag, it's all in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245589
>walk outside sulking, you'd have preferd to share a drink called lonliness, that'd be better than drinking alone
>you realize you never shouldn't have got the generic "BEER" even if it was awfully cheap, the alcohol content was low but you feel like shit now especially for some reason
>it gets worse, and you puke in a trash can sick to your stomach, just what was in that thing exactly?
>a kind lady you think you heard in the bar comes up from behind and offers you sympathy and a ride home
>you thank them and get in the passenger door with your head still low, wait, what's the lewd smell? did she finger herself in her car? and now that you're looking around you see her and she's clearly a...
>she locks the doors

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>>44245705
That makes a lot of sense actually.
>God I hate monsters so much
>by the way OMG did you see the fall Druella collection? I love the inset magic gems look
>total demoncore vibes fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245736
Oh we're at this stage of raider subversion? Just outright denying shit that happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44244852
If I remember right, you get the host in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245672
Race: Human white
Sex: Male
Class: Abyssal Wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245738
>then anon wakes up from his dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245783
>his nightmare wife is pissed he woke up before the fun started

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245722
She is
She is just too shy to jump you in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245711
Wait, if she's not a stalker then how does she know my habits and favorite foods? I never told her any of that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245808
>"Oh dearest, come into the bedroom...I think its time...."
>Oh boy! Its finally time for me and the demon next door t-
>She's snug in the blankets, has some warm tea next to the bed for me, and is even wearing a little night cap.
Not tonight, tonight is a night of being comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245795
>anon wakes up again
>an hour late for work
>anon is fired
>just drinks alone at home watching old cartoons that got remade to have monster girls in them wondering where he went wrong in life

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245795
>Okay honey, before you turn in, make sure you read the script for tonight
>No, I've changed it since this morning. You will be the baker's son and I'll be the bandit. I removed the bit where I was your long lost sister like you asked.
>Yes, I'm your long lost mother instead
>Sorry honey, but it's getting pretty late and we don't have time for a revision
>D-Doing it while you are a-awake?
>You pervert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245818
She justs knows
Shut up and be pampered!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't need a wife and kids, I'm saving up to buy a new car and getting married would just exhaust all my savings for that dream car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245865
I got you, transforming automatons that can turn into your car!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245651
Pretty sure it’s in one of the World Guides. Particularly the one with the stuff like the Dark classes before and after monsterization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245865
>Get harpy wife
>No longer need a car
>Can buy an industrial quantity of sticks for your nest instead
Think outside the box anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245821
>wearing a little night cap
>it has "Anon's wifey" on it
Ok, she might be too cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245905
She has grown too powerful (cute)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245923
>anon complains that his demon wife had grown too powerful
>coworkers think she is some demon lord
>anon states how cute she is and how he can't resist
>coworkers want to laugh at him but they can't laugh at the high demon (anon's wife) that shows up at the company party

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, sleeping with mamono, one of the truly underrepresented bits of mamono lore. So many things about it are just... slightly bonkers.
> If your wife is on fire, how do you sleep next to her? I have blackout curtains for crying out loud!
> If she's a 'taur shape (centaur, arachne, etc.), how does she sleep with you?
> If she's a slime, does she just sleep in a big pool next to you?
> If she's got wings, how's that work? Does she have to sleep on her tummy or side? Wouldn't they ache just being "out" like that all night? Doesn't it mean I can't be big spoon ever?
> How do you practically sleep with an alraune at all?
> Do undead sleep at all? I'd feel bad if Miss Lich just has to wait 6-8 hours for her husband to wake up every day. It'd be so boring.
> Would a nekomata be willing to sleep with her husband in her cat form so he can pet a kitty and have her sleeping right on him at night?
Just millions of dumb little questions like that about how it might work and the kind of cute slice of life stories that arise from it all.

OK, one more.
> Your lamia wife weighs 3000 lbs (she thicc)--is that just a mattress-on-floor situation, because I feel like it'd HAVE TO BE.
Pic unrelated.

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[Anonymous No.]

You should fuck dorks/nerds
>anon finds a cuite in the library
>she can't go to her dnd club since he s breeding her too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245966
>Miss Lich just has to wait 6-8 hours for her husband to wake up every day. It'd be so boring
Not for a scientist like herself!
>Anon sleeping log, day 956, T+3:54 since start of sleep cycle
>Temperature and perspiration normal, slight increase in heart rate
>Mumbled something about bees and rotated to position C7 (see Appendix B)
>Applied kiss to the forehead and upper back caress. Positive response from subject
>Continuing monitoring

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246003
There's something extremely nice about monstergirls exclusive to one culture dressing in a way that comes from another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245966
>nekomata be willing to sleep with her husband in her cat form
That's fucked up. Why not just accept going halfway with best girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246013
Nah

I'll stick with a friend of my mother's who has absolutely nothing strange going on with her at all

[Anonymous No.]

Sign of demonic energy corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245952
>Expect something lewd out of a bondage flick.
>Instead its a very nice dress with a hairpin.
>Even brought cupcakes
>"Oh? No I can't wear lewd things like that out in public, Its just...I got to save that sort of thing for my hubby."
>Poor guy nearly has a heart attack at the warm smile she's putting on.
Too
Strong.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Holy cow.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Mamano?
More like Mamamoo!
Got 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245705
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246088

>Hide from her
>Changes into a "?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246071
>anon loses it and starts fawning over his wife
>she giggles and lets him do it
>everyone else is super awkward as they watch the silly couple
>hag CEO starts emptying our the bar cause of the affectionate display

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246083
Booo!
Mooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246079
I wish more monsters got art of them in pantyhose

>no demon to wear tights constantly and recross her legs every 5 minutes when she sits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246079

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna call a Mindflayer ugly to her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246226
>call a Mindflayer ugly to her face
>she flays your mind
>your mind says how cute ms flayer is
>she didn't need to properly flay you for that

[Anonymous No.]

Is it over yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44243681

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246080
Is what over?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246196
>Gently ruffle and play with a kejourou's hair
>She walks up to you and gives you a hug
>Sighing happily, she falls asleep with a blissful expression
>Carry her off to bed and sleep while cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246325
Cats are getting so fat these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246341
>monster falls asleep in your arms
>carry her off for an easy marriage
Heh, just as planned...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246356
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246361
This kot is too breedable
I shall take her into my hut

[Anonymous No.]

Post fat fishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246379
fat sea cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246360
But anon, that's what she was hoping for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246398
You are saying I got outsmarted by a monster??
Impossible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246413
Do you really think she'd turn you down after you helped her relax and feel safe? When you boldly declare yourself to be her husband the following morning, she'll go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246486
Bah! She needs to struggle a bit
>haha! you are my wife now!
>ok
>hah-what?
Why don't they want some struggle snuggle?

[Anonymous No.]

Hahahahaha! Chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246556
>she is reading anon's cringy romance fanfics involving anubis
!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246531
>"While I applaud your initiative I am, nevertheless, obligated to force myself upon you for sex which will last for an unspecified amount of time. After which point I will happily accept your marriage proposal."
Man, Automatons make it weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246581
>No! I am making you my wife!
>Affirmative, downloading wife protocols...
>Stop! I am trying to force you to be my wife!
>Correction! This unit is already 100% your wife...
>Noo...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44234345
if a hag ever said this to me I would insta-lose. just reading this made me blush...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246656
>Clasps one your hands in hers
>Lets you finish speaking your thoughts
>Looks at you with genuine kindness and understanding
>Worried about your well-being
Ah...I'm caught off-guard by all this sincerity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246705
Do you need an adult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246705
stop, stop! he is already insta dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44246711
I thought I was one, but now I'm not so sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44245966
You can sleep with an alraune by joining her in the petals. She could step outside if she's feeling frisky, but the petals are comfy so why bother?

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>>44244227
Flamethrower

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>>44244227
DC20 STR check

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>>44244769
Just wear a gas mask everyday. It looks cool anyway

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The sheer power of:

Bogey Hag

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>>44246656
Make me cringe personally, what are you finding appealing?

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Someone really needs to tell them that chloroform has been shown to cause brain damage and cance

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>>44246783
Most anons here are cringy subs who unironically just want a mommy.

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>>44246356
>>44246379
>emergency meeting between the CEO anons of "slim 'n trim" and "pumped up beef"
>"i assume you've called this meeting over our competitor's advances?"
>"yes, 'plump corp' has been making aggressive advancements into our territories. just last week a minos gym near MY home was replaced with a wock donut shop."
>"how horrifying. just yesterday i found out that all of the low cal produce shops in one of my cities got new milk suppliers from HIS holst farms, have you seen what those girls eat? that milk is closer to cream!"
>the two talk for a while about how they could possibly fight back. such as advertisements to promote their desired body shape or outright buying up their competitor's territory.
>but little to their knowledge, the new fox hires in their office buildings have just placed orders for break room sweets, disguises ever so slightly faltering as smug laughter escapes their lips.

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>>44245966
>implying my wife isn't my mattress

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What would happen if MGE or a human kingdom/country had its version of Saint Olga of Kiev? Order Queen/Princess managing to beat approaching hordes of monstergirls away from her territory by utilizing small birds with pieces of Sulphur patches and flammable materials to to set ablaze the incoming mamono hordes? And after her death, is canonized as a revered Order Saint.

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>she destroyed hundreds of Olive Gardens
Wife material here

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>>44245966
>on fire
a lame answer, but literally just mamano mana for this one. its what prevents you from getting burned in the first place
>'taur shape
id imagine a special mattress layout that allows her to "lay down" (put her human half down on the mattress while the monster half is laying as the animal normally would off of it)
>slime
pool, yes. but you are in the pool
>wings.
it'll take her a moment to position herself, but just give her a moment to work out the logic behind it.
>alraune
you sleep in the flower with her, anon. its implied in the profile.
>undead
more mindless undead are just happy being with you, smarter undead would realize that they can either force themselves to get tired through magic, or make it so you dont need to sleep. as for ms. lich, >>44246014
>nekomata
if you fall asleep in a chair, she'd be more than happy to hop into your lap as a normal cat. otherwise there are no real issues.
>lamia
you fool she IS the bed, you're coiled up in her.

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>>44247068
sir, this is the monster girl thread

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>>44247068
This is the monster girl thread not the human thread, that thread is one more down on 4mon hope this helps.

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>44247068
shitposting aside
>first wave of lower ranking monsters
>chased off with the fire bird thing
>no deaths
>moments later a VERY pissed off cupid teleports into her private quarters, beating her up with demon silver brass knuckles
>monsterised
>does the bird thing again, but with demon silver'ed sulfur
>now mass monsterizing the order

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>>44247078
I apply insecticide. There, she is defeated.

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>>44247116
>just makes her horny
careful anon

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The best way to kill bug is fire.or acid

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>>44245308
>Elves hate us humans
why?

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>>44247156
Why do you consider rat like vermines and animals? Same thing here but with different scale. Elves are not worth your time anyway. I hate them so much

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Clussy
(and daughter)

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>>44247167
Well if those elves want to get fucked by a animal then I’m gonna drink half of a Theriomorphosis Potion and mess around with them that way.

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>>44245966
>If she's a slime, does she just sleep in a big pool next to you?

I imagine you'd get buried under her body as she splats onto you in a big pile of goo, her core resting on your chest by your heart.

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>>44247167
i don't think a rat invented cars and computers?

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ded

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>>44247174
>It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

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Consider: Parrot harpy

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Time to get some food.

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>>44247279
>Colorful plummage
>Intelligent
>Very annoying
>Could be very old

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>>44247279
I do but the repeat gimmick would be annoying, I just want to see harpies with funky color schemes

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>>44247279
>Calling her nickname makes cats horny

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>>44247279
>feed her crackers
>make her say swear words
probably best wife

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>>44247265
Again, I said different scale for a reason. We live 70-80 years, they live for a 1000+ years. Our inventions are nothing in comparison, their magic do it better and sadly protect them from carpet bombing.
Again, if a rat use a pointy sticks with his hands to attack you, it will be annoying at worst or cute even if it's the best current rat's technology

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>>44247284
dumb kot

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>>44247284
>>44247330
>Cute, easily tamable and not fat
Nope, good kot

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>>44247269
>you take the little bogie
>she marks you instantly...
>but neither of you are into loli stuff
>she just protects you from rape until you're an adult

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>>44247352
>you're an adult
fuck, SHE's an adult.
kill me.

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>>44247337
>easily tamable
Says you...

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La Tigre Grande...

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Wanna be a bloodbag

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>get jinko wife
>40% of your income now goes towards food

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>>44247374
Give roast meat, pet her until purring, scratch head and voilà big Kot tamed. Skill issues on your part anon.

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>>44247352
>until you're an adult
But I'm already a big guy.

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>>44247403
>Have to buy a very large freezer to keep in the garage, stocked with MEAT and MORE MEAT.

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>>44247441
Good, grilling is based and manly

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>>44247441
>>44247458
Anon must appease his big exotic kot wife with a range of different meats, from wild game, to beef and chicken.

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>>44247473
At least she'll be doing the hunting.

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>>44247480
>Not wanting to hunt with your wife
Cringe

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>jinko hours
hard to feed but easy to please with belly rubs

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>>44247279
Parrot lamia

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>4 weeks sober
>It's summer
>A cold one would be so good
I hate healthy

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>>44247487
>jinko agrees to take Anon hunting
>Anon is excited to contribute something
>gears up with a ton of hunting equipment
>wife takes him to her favorite hunting ground
>halfway through her explanation of what to do, her ears twitch
>runs off into the forest
>Anon has no idea if he should follow her or not
>tromps around the forest for hours looking for anything he can hunt
>wife finds him at dusk
>two massive deer, one over each shoulder
>all Anon has to offer is some wild herbs he found with the help of his new field guide
>she tells him that he can add them to the meet and thanks him for coming with her

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>>44247544
Painful and emasculating. Never going to hun with her again.

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>>44247544
Anon will always have the best BBQs, he can invite his friends over to his gigantic outdoor BBQ and spit, with several animals roasting over a bonfire.

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>>44247068
>>44247113
>Saint Olga of Kiev

I think a source or some info would be appreciated and less Anons would think of shitposting:

>https://youtu.be/T-D52RZ86rg

Also didn't Olga do her whole firebird firebombing thing because of vengeance for her husband against the tribe that murdered her husband. So what, is MGE Saint Olga on a vengeful wrath to destroy some specific Monstergirl tribe/horde that has suspected in killing her husband and she does it in a creative way of using her bird firebombing technique? All while being some respectable Order aristocrat and eventual Saint? And would it likely turn out her husband is all fine and healthy, he's just held captive until Olga herself is defeated and monsterized?

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>>44247552
>don't do well at something the first time you do it
>give up forever instead of learning how to succeed
>not emasculating

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>>44247587
Yup, that's how my brain works, problem?

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I’m gonna sexually harass officer succ and nobody can stop me. I’ll sexually harass the who police office if I need to.

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>>44247573
>and less Anons would think of shitposting:
It's shitposting because it's the WHFtard with his off-topic image and irrelevant prompt again you numbskull

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>>44247605
>Anon bursts into the police station and declares a hostage situation
>brawl erupts over who gets to be the "personal hostage"
>swat team sent in
>fight gets worse as they all start fighting too

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>>44247605
pretty sure she would harass you first

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Reminder that if dragon kidnaps your brother the appropriate response is to kidnap her sister

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>>44247666
but what if I am an only child? who would steal me?

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>>44247626
>this is a reoccurring event
>they even stared having a schedule over who gets to be the victim
>”but you got to be the kidnap victim last time!”
>”yeah, but you saved so so fast he never got to fuck me and only got to rip off my clothes, it doesn’t count”

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>>44247626
I’m gonna go for the p’orc sherif.

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>>44247717
Too many donut's for the P'Orc Police force.

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>>44247544
>later that night during belly rubs, anon is looking a little down
>"whats wrong anon?"
>"i just wanted to help hunt..."
>suddenly the jinko goes wide eyed
>"no! you helped out a lot."
>"did i?"
>"yes. im terrible at finding herbs. and you being there made me much happier while hunting, just knowing that my husband wanted to help me."
>anon lets out a weak smile
>"i guess..."
>and then suddenly is as happy as he was before the hunt
>"that means i'll just need to focus on plants next time, so we can properly season the meat"
>"h-honey cmon dont say that, you know what happens when i start crying..."
>"y-yeah but your crying makes me cry..."
>and its too late, the two give into their emotions and fuck for the rest of the night. if they were anywhere but the middle of a forest their neighbors wouldnt be able to get any sleep.

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>>44247674
A dragon duh, the you have to do your best to steal her heart

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>>44247740
steal her panties instead

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>>44247746
Gonna steal a dragons panties and make my own hoard with them

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>>44247746
>dragon
>wearing panties
Best you’re getting is a loincloth

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>>44247666
and if you kidnap a dragon's daughter don't be surprised when the dragon kidnaps your daughter

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>>44247279
They really love music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTl1asCDOgs

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>>44247805
she could have just asked if she wanted to see the grandkids

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>>44247805
>kidnap a dragon's daughter
>next week a huge caravan full of treasures pull up to your home and dump everything on your lawn
>a letter was left on top of the pile
>"congratulations on your marriage, here's your dowry"
>"P.S. she's your problem now"

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>>44247735
Pathetic

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>yancat

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>>44247869
>yarndere

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>>44247874
>yamdere

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>>44247626
>kidnap a lizard girl officer
>she keeps having to instruct you on how to properly tie her up and dominate her

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>>44247876
Must be some kind of Mandragora.

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>>44247869
>uses your back to sharpen her claws when you mating press her.

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>>44246387
So soft.

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>>44247957
Fairies have no business being this big.

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Going to send a message in a bottle and become penpals with some overseas monster if the sea creatures leave it alone

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>>44247970
Why not. Big fairies, big love.

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>>44248013
Pigeon harpy mailwomen are more reliable.

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>>44248013
>throw it into the water
>hag catches it midair
You should know better by now

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>>44243595
I cannot find the sauce. Send help. Also send big spoopy kej.

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>>44248039
A Fairy as tall as we humans get would scare me. See, the thing they never teach you is that the magical powers of a Fairy is proportionate to her size, so that's why Titania is so powerful. Big Fairies mean even more trouble and I'd faint if I saw a Fairy as big as me.

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Should we be troubled and perturbed?

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>>44248131
Be horny.

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>>44246013
Need a nerd dork Automaton who'll play board games with me and perfectly adapt to my skill level

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>>44248145
>fairy thinks she's going to be my onahola
>turns out she's better used as a lolipop

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>>44247761
>That particular dragon
Fuck off

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>>44248363
What has made your titties be twisted this time.

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>>44248389
She’s literally a scalie who’s engaged in shit like sex with furries and having her husband get ass fucked by them as well.

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>>44248411
Sounds like meme stuff of all the things this thread doesn’t like. So I find your post funny than anything.

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>saucenao it
>get a link to e621
>click her character tag
Turns out Anon is right and >44248488 should kill himself.

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Imagine Mamono detectives involved in human murder mysteries but the catch is that nobody actually got murdered and the murderer is just a fall guy set up by the "victim" who is faking their death to try weaseling out of marrying a monster ever.