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Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the American and the British accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>> No.4422224

>>4422220
good luck!

>> No.4422226

crappy pasta.

>> No.4422227

The pasta really doesn't work as well for America. Cowboy outfits lol.

>> No.4422235

The problem with this pasta is that it wouldn't be as fail as his weeaboo counterpart.
In fact, he would be successful to a certain degree.

>> No.4422237

KEN-SAMA!!!!

>> No.4422238

Why would a cowboy care about cartoons?

>> No.4422242

>>4422238
Why would a samurai care about Anime?

>> No.4422244

Ｃｏｏｌ　ｓｔｏｒｙ，　ｂｒｏ．

>> No.4422250

>>4422238
Why would a kimono wearing samurai care about anime?

>> No.4422277

>I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass

Even though you're pasta, you're still awesome as fuck in my book, Kenichi Smith.

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>> No.4422306

>>4422220
You seem like a really cool guy. Although I'm a bit worried about your choice of Nickelodeon, they might set you to work on cartoons of inferior quality. Make sure you aim for the best!

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>>4422220
This is still awesome.

Happy sage.

>> No.4422337

OMFG FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF "rage" XD

>> No.4422389

I chuckled.

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