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DEMETORI

>> No.44206976 [DELETED] 

Shitposting troll thread reported to us law so shitfuck pedo mods do their fucking job

>> No.44206981 [DELETED] 

>>44206976
*queef

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>>44206877

>> No.44207043

Why does a thread about Demetori bother anon? Also, what are they even up to these days?

>> No.44207049

AND GAY MEN

>> No.44207164

>>44206877
I laughed. I don't care if other people got tilted.
At its core this is /jp/'s spirit animal.

>> No.44208082

I still listen to their music kek it heals my inner chuuni

>> No.44208349 [DELETED] 

post little 9yo girls being fucked in the pussy god i wanna see them they so little and cute aaaaa i want 9yo girl pussy yummy i love cp!!!!!

>> No.44208459

>>44208082
There version of Kid's Festival ~ Innocent Treasures is still amazing

>> No.44208700 [DELETED] 

>>44206976
>>44208349
sallyfag is very autistic

>> No.44208766

I love sushi

>> No.44208789

I feel like this thread might be where I'll find people who know where I can download Light Bringer songs these days.

>> No.44208835

>>44208459
I don't think anything will top their Emotional Skyscraper or Transient Faith, but honestly it's hard to pick a bad song. I forget which album it was but there was a prelude to an SA theme, but it might have been into Riverside View, at the start that was just dischordant schizostrumming and even that sounded fun as a direct lead into the next song.

>> No.44211831

>>44208459
indeed

>> No.44211910

"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But, then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.

"Uh…DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON HE IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi. Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.
Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a grave evil indeed.

>> No.44211979

>>44206877
me

>> No.44218171

>>44208789
Have you tried the TLMC collection on nyaa? Otherwise doujinstyle might have it.

>> No.44218269 [DELETED] 

Shitposting troll 3DPD thread reported to us law so shitfuck pedo mods do their fucking job

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>>44206877
AND LUNA NIGHTS

>> No.44222399 [DELETED] 

Shitposting troll 3DPD thread reported to us law so shitfuck pedo mods do their fucking job

>> No.44222433

>>44206877
what or who is Girugamesh exactly anyways?

>> No.44222442

>>44222433
Mythological hero king of Sumer.

>> No.44222764

>>44222399
Kill yourself Sally, you're so fucking retarded it's not even funny

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>>44222399
lol settle down newfag
you've only proven yourself that you never belong here

>> No.44222779

>>44222433
A J-metal band

>> No.44222879

And diddy are.

>> No.44225843 [DELETED] 

Shitposting troll 3DPD thread reported to us law so shitfuck pedo mods do their fucking job

>> No.44226773

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IQpJkiDR8g

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>>44225843

>> No.44236131

>>44207043
they are easily triggered

>> No.44236302

Shitposting troll 3DPD thread reported to us law so shitfuck pedo mods do their fucking job

>> No.44238864

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji2TYVUicTs

>> No.44242918 [DELETED] 

post little 9yo girls being fucked in the pussy god i wanna see them they so little and cute aaaaa i want 9yo girl pussy yummy i love cp!!!!!

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Here Sally, maybe a funny fish will calm down your autistic tard rage

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44246855

yep

>> No.44255605

Bump

>> No.44255941

bump

>> No.44256033

>>44243906
If sallyfag kills the fish thread I will lose it

>> No.44257600

>>44256033
It's okay, the fish survived.

>> No.44262706

>>44206989
Buuchouli...

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44267905

MOOTYKINS

>> No.44270042

>>44207043
released a kino album recently

>> No.44270061

ANDGAYMEN!

>> No.44270199

>>44267905
https://www.youtube.com/@lgkmgerrgrg2328/videos

>> No.44275408

>>44206877
What the duck are you on about.

>> No.44275529 [DELETED] 

>>44206877
Why does a thread about Demetori bother anon? Also, what are they even up to these days?

>> No.44275572

>>44256033
>sallyfag
Should I know who that is?

>> No.44276210

>>44275572
Some butthurt mentally ill 3DPD idolfag that gets upset over jaypee's shitposting culture.

>> No.44276216

>>44275572
This guy >>44236302

>> No.44278294

GILGAMESH

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44283091

ZASSHU

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