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44204933 No.44204933 [Reply] [Original]

"N-nani? You're actually a nice person and you help old people even though you have 3.5 terabytes of hentai material drilled into your computer hardware?"

>> No.44204981

>>44204933
I'm not your nanny, little girl.

>> No.44205044
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>>44204981
Which are you in here then

>> No.44205061

>>44204933
Pretty fucking sure Eiki would just visit you while you were alive and lecture you for several hours on why consuming hentai is wrong. She tries to get people to live good lives so that when they get to her, she can judge them positively and send them on their way. If you show up dead with 3.5TiB of hentai then you're going to judge harshly. Everything is black or white to her. No blushy yama for you, just straight to hell.

>> No.44205158
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>>44205061
Isn't it the same as Kaguya, she's independent and isolated in canon, Remilia, she's not a slut, Sanae isn't a slut as well, and the rest of the touhou cast. Eiki will be a blushy yama loli as long as everyone believes so

>> No.44205680

Masturbation and hentai aren't bad things, you know. You could perhaps make the argument that real porn is harmful due to modern day slavery and its indignification, but the act of jacking off itself? Free your mind, Yama, and experience yourself...

>> No.44205694

>>44205061
>why consuming hentai is wrong
Hold the fuck on. How is it wrong?

>> No.44205734

>>44204933

>>44170772

>> No.44205856

Eiki hasn't visited me yet.
I must be living my life perfectly.

>> No.44205868

>>44205694
It causes you to spill your semen outside of a 2hu's womb. No-no.

>> No.44205937

>>44205868
Shit, that's a fair cop.

>> No.44205947
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44205947

>>44205680
>>44205694
It gets you into children, and rape!

>> No.44205962

>>44205947
It hasn't gotten me into any children so far!

>> No.44206252
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>>44205962
How about rape? Do you want to rape the Yama?

>> No.44206308

>>44206252
Is she a child?

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>>44206308
Depends on (You)r definition, however, I'm sure you can fill her womb after just one shot

>> No.44208683
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>>44206405
Congratulations on securing the Yama's disappointment, send my greetings to Komachi, another anon will cross the Sanzu River now

>> No.44208735
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44208735

You have been sentenced to massage the Yama's feet

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>>44204933
Yeah and it's all fairy rape hentai
I don't mind burning in hell though. can you lift your blouse btw i want to take a look

>> No.44208883

>>44208735
E-Eiki-sama's legs... uwahh...

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