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Say something nice to Alice

>> No.44203538
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44203538

something nice to Alice

>> No.44205930
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44205930

l liked that one doujin where she shat herself in front of Marisa

>> No.44206034

She makes good onaholes.

>> No.44206036

>>44203526
I think she's cute.

>> No.44206048

>>44203526
I want to be her abusive boyfriend.

>> No.44206067

>>44203526
Her maid is REALLY hot.

>> No.44206133
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>>44203526
At least Alice fans post entertaining threads than >>44205940 where all they want is to rape Parsee!

>> No.44206154

>>44203526
>Say something [...] to Alice
No.

>> No.44206198
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>>44206067
Imagine how sick and tired of changing Alice's piss soaked sheets every morning Yumeko must be.

>> No.44206258

She doesn't smell that bad today

>> No.44206465

>>44206198
Did you think her swords were for combat? No, they're to help her remove the bedsheets without having to touch them herself.

>> No.44206510

>>44203526
Alice, you may not get the chance to hear this as much as you deserve to, but you are a wonderful person. You dedicate yourself to your passion, to the point of becoming a magician, and that is something I find inspirational. You're devoted and hard working, and willing to achieve your goals no matter the work needed. I admire that, and I wish I had your drive and motivation. Aside from that, you clearly care deeply about those around you, and you're always willing to offer kindness even to the stranger in need.

You're an amazing and talented lady Alice, and I can only hope that you continue to pursue your goals and dreams, and show the world the wonder and power that is Alice Margatroid. And I'll be cheering you on every step of the way!

>> No.44207169
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>>44206465
Yumeko invented a whole new branch of Makai magic in order to change alice's sheets without being grossed out, and it just so happens to be pretty neat in combat too!

>> No.44207220

>>44205930
anon you cannot say this then dont post sauce

>> No.44207228
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>>44203538
What's up with Alice and shovels?

>> No.44207305

Alice has a gig on the side making knock-off fumos and selling them on AliExpress, she's such an entrepreneur!

>> No.44207414

>>44207169
Yeah, they're called di*pers and they pre-emptively eliminate the need to change Alice's sheets on a daily basis. Yumeko using them for combat sounds pretty scary though.

>> No.44209264

>>44203526
I am really glad you live in the middle of nowhere, such as no one can make contact with you!

>> No.44209982

>>44203526
Why should I?

>> No.44210461

>>44207228
The mighty shovel strikes again with incredible accuracy and speed!

>> No.44211341
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>>44205930
I demand sauce NAO

>> No.44211404

Her big butt looks nice whenever she's naked

>> No.44211487

I bet Alice masturbates to loli guro.

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>>44206048
Sorry pal no vacancy

>> No.44212587

>>44206133
i wanna rape alice

>> No.44212958
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I don't want to physically hurt or rape Alice or anything like that. What I want to do is gaslight her with hypnotism into thinking she's supposed to have one of those big stupid poofy hats and she lost hers. Watching her tear up her house looking for something that doesn't exist would be a good laugh.

>> No.44213130
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This is why i shouldn't visit Alice thread on jp anymore. Maybe someday there will be an Alice thread with more dignity, but i doubt it. Bye-bye.

>> No.44213307

>>44207305
more like AliceExpress

>> No.44213311

>>44203526
She will eventually die.

>> No.44213314

>>44213130
That would require there to be an Alice with more dignity.

>> No.44214556

>>44213130
Bullying Alice is fun. You should try it.

>> No.44218684

>>44212958
I'd just make it so that Alice would never remember whether she locked the door or not.
Alice getting out of bed dozens of times just to check the door!

>> No.44219723
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44219723

she mikes cute dolls

>> No.44219749

>>44214556
I kinda want to be bullied by Alice to see what she would try.
It would have to be 0 or 100 I think. Completely inept or more horrifying than anything anons have thought to do to her

>> No.44221447
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44221447

Alice is big!

>> No.44221527

>>44221447
God damn, shanghai is sexy there

>> No.44221586

something nice to Alice

>> No.44221615

I bet her asshole smells nice

>> No.44221670

>>44214556
I did, and then she rubbed off on me, now she's one of my favourites. Help

>> No.44221686

>>44221527
Shanghai deaerves her own thread

>> No.44221729
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44221729

Whenever i feel stressed i imagine the most fucked up scenario involving the abuse of Alice, it makes me feel better or at least distracts me a little.

>> No.44222410

>>44221447
Sex with smug Shanghai

>> No.44222606

>>44212958
How can Alice be a witch without a big hat? A hat is, like, mandatory.

>> No.44222807
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44222807

>>44221447

>> No.44223599

>>44222606
Alice is a fraud!

>> No.44223622

>>44207220
>>44211341
https://exhentai.org/g/1870752/a1041890d1/

>> No.44223645

I don't mind the dolls at all. Its the fact she's a human turned youkai that I don't want to get close to her.

>> No.44224659
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44224659

>>44219723
>>44221447
>>44221729
Guys, she's so attractive. How do I stop the yearning?

>> No.44224718

>>44224659
Thats the neat part, you don't!

>> No.44224832

She's not pathetic some of the time and stage 3 has the 5th best atmosphere of all the stages in PCB

>> No.44228771

>>44205930
this one is strangely simillar to the image where she recievies a strong anal sex

>> No.44229050

>>44224659
Would Alice be happy if she saw dude falling in love with her dolls? Maybe she would think it's proof that she's progressing well in making real living dolls

>> No.44229264

>>44229050
Alice would probably take it as a sign you're into her instead since she animates them with her subconscious

>> No.44229705

>>44229264
So a threesome with Shanghai and Hourai is possible?

>> No.44229864

Sleeping with Shanghai!

>> No.44230104

>>44221447
a big Nerd!

>> No.44237217

a nice thing...
Alice's suffering will end with her thread's death!

>> No.44237357
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44237357

>>44237217
I will not let that happen to my wife's thread.

>> No.44237806

>>44219723
She installs microphones in them to spy on Marisa? How envi... evil, I mean!

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>>44203526
she has a nice ass!

>> No.44239816

>>44229864
Cumming on Shanghai! Cucking Alice with her dolls!

>> No.44245135
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44245135

mating START

>> No.44246002

>>44224659
Shangai! Shangai!
I want to rub her entire body in my dick until i cum all over her hair!

>> No.44247965

>>44245135
what happened with them after this warugaki mog?

>> No.44254073
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44254073

>>44237885

>> No.44255749

>>44239816
Having wild baby making sex with Shanghai! Thrusting my cock inside Shanghai's tight doll pussy!

>> No.44255939 [DELETED] 

Hhh

>> No.44256060
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I don't like wh*te women, but God help me, i can't resist this, not one bit.

>> No.44256073

>>44203526
nuh-uh

>> No.44259668

Which country Alice is from? Romania?

>> No.44265106
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>>44245135
I can't resist dat asslice holy shit

>> No.44265311

>>44256060
Its perfectly normal and natural to love shanghai anon

>> No.44265415

>>44259668
Makai

>> No.44268024
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>>44265415
BEEG MAKAI TEE TEES

>> No.44268074

>>44207228
clean the poor thing dirty bitch

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>>44207228

>> No.44268267
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>>44268124
is this a stealth thread?

>> No.44269080

>>44268124
Not even a critical hit? Strange!

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>>44269080
Who cares? I'd hit her ass with it

>> No.44272501

>>44203526
Can I buy one of her high quality onaholes?
I'll pay extra if she promises to not stalk me after that

>> No.44276307

>>44203526
I want to be her abusive boyfriend.

>> No.44277146
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>>44276307
I want to be her loving boyfriend. Somedays i want to be her abusive bf too. Depends on the horoscope that day, or something.

>> No.44280823

>>44276307
I want to be her abused boyfriend.

>> No.44281560
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I want to fuck the brains out of this retarded doll girl

>> No.44283759

I want to go to her puppet shows!

>> No.44283768
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44283768

I really want to beat the living shit out of this creepy femcel with a shovel.

>> No.44283781

>>44203526
Her mom is beautiful
Her dolls are cute
Her house looks nice to live in
Puppeteer magic is pretty cool

>> No.44283869

>>44283768
I'd rather just fuck her. Hopefully that'll fix her and she'll stop being creepy.

>> No.44285003
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>>44283768
Lolice was perfect, how did Shinki fumble the bag this hard?

>> No.44285105
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>>44285003
I wanted an alice with tits which can produce milk, a womb that bleeds every month and hips built for childbearing, and that's why shinki did it, whatever it is that you're saying

>> No.44287211

>>44285003
Shinki is a huge lolicon. She lost interest in Alice when she hit puberty and kicked the poor girl out.

>> No.44291156

I hope alice('s thread) will die soon

>> No.44291189
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44291189

I hope not

>> No.44291574
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>>44291156
why are you all so mean to poor Alice! She didnt ask to be born retarded!

>> No.44295976

>>44203526
love you so much

>> No.44296139

>>44291574
damn... why did shinki create alice as a retard?

>> No.44296186

>>44280823
>>44277146
>>44276307
I want her to try and abuse me, only for it to backfire completely and open the door for me beating her ass raw whenever she starts acting up.

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>>44296186
Oh the way I'd rape her if she ever does (or doesn't) do something i don't ( or do) like. Using her as a punching bag or target practice for belting seems fun. I actually wanted to writefag about it but didn't find the time.

>> No.44308963

>>44203526
Alice I love you

>> No.44309084

Alice i pine for you.

>> No.44315285

>>44203526

Nah

>> No.44318111 [SPOILER] 
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44318111

>>44296139
Easy for rape and abyuse

>> No.44319701
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>>44318111
I dont want to rape alice i want to protect her cuddle her and had vanilla sex and procreate with her and make her happy

>> No.44319815
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44319815

>>44318111
AIEEEEEEEEE

>> No.44320116

Hey guys, you're all joking about abusing cute, reliable, skillful Alice right? You're just sun deer, right??

>> No.44320495

>>44320116
what are you talking about? look what alice did to these poor honest men
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Dolls_in_Pseudo_Paradise/Story#Comiket_62_Version

>> No.44324593
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44324593

She looks nice in UDoALG sprite art.

>> No.44324598

>>44203526
I like her hair color.

>> No.44327585
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So I'm supposed to believe that one of her dolls being named "Hanged Doll Hourai" isn't foreshadowing anything?

>> No.44327663

>>44320495
How horrible of Alice to do something like that, she deserves all the bullying she gets

>> No.44327675

>>44320495
Alice how could u I trusted u

>> No.44327692

>>44319701
Sadly she'll just want to kill you

>> No.44327703

>>44327675
Lmao look at this honest dork, prime murderbait

>> No.44329421

>>44203526
Alice is nice. I like her design and fight in both games she appeared in as a boss. Not my favorite, but still a nice character.

>> No.44332945

>>44206198
Alice's grotty, piss-stained mattress
Alice's grotty, piss-stained dolls
Alice's grotty, piss-stained dress

>> No.44333079

>>44203526
She is autistic just like all of my friends here.

>> No.44333089

>>44332945
Hose it all down.

>> No.44333160
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>>44203526
She is the best in both fanon and canon

>> No.44339745

die alice die

>> No.44339787
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44339787

Don't die Arisu! Do your best!

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