Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

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[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Breathfag No.]

It's been awhile, but I had a dream where a lewded a monster girl. This time a jabberwock.

I have learned that jabberwocks can give very comfy bear hugs, no matter what you're doing to her.

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>>44203256
>hoss realizing her greatest dream
>anon call the image "nightmare"
why are you so mean?

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>>44203291
Anon's Cockatrice girlfriend lost the race.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't wake her up. She has been mumbling and listing off exotic types of cheese for 3 hours now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44203291
Thats just her species. She's a night mare. Has powers of dream magic and stuff.

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>>44203304
Sleepmouse is a cute.

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>>44203304
she's got school today so she better

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>>44202915
The only reason those salamanders can swing big weapons like they're made of foam is because they are made of (a material as heavy and as dangerous as) foam.
Demon Silver is said to be lighter than normal metals, and passes through people harmlessly. If she swings at your neck you're not gonna lose your head (at least literally) and if she swings anywhere else worst case scenario you can sue her for damages to personal property (your clothes).

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>>44203345
I like how it's possible for realm silver/mamano magic to "corrode" other metals.
Imagine a stealth team infiltrating a foundry or weapons manufacturer and just dumping mamano mana into their crucibles. Even funnier if they don't realise until the battle itself.

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>Find a stray werecat with bruises and heal her
Can I let her sleep in a cardboard box until I get a single bed for her? She's really focus on hugging me but I need to go work soon, how can I leave without traumatizing her?

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>>44203374
at least give her the sofa anon

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>>44203374
uhhh, tell her? she understands human language

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>>44203381
I don't have a sofa, It's useless and too expensive

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>>44203384
Yes but she's begging me and say that she doesn't want to be abandoned again

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>>44203390
Promise dick if she waits for you till you come back from work.

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>>44203374
mana cage and/or make her your cat maid

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>>44203345
And this is why humanity (and many more Order and Chief God worshipping territories and nations) are now switching more and more into gunpowder weapons and cannons. To counter the bullshit-OP-please-nerf Demon Realm Silver weapons.

Of the monstergirls swinging their Demon Realm Silver swords, spears and hammers want me. They're atleast gonna have to get close to me and prove it!

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>>44203415
Bullets and powder also corrode to demon realm materials. Which is cool since you can use real guns for ASG matches in MGE.
Also I bet demon realm powder wouldn't require you to clean your gun for 3 fucking hours afterwards.

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>>44203410
>Cat maid
Good idea but it's weird, no? Looks a lot like slavery
>>44203406
No, that's disgusting for her fated one

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>>44203446
tell her to unionize
or just switch roles at the weekend

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>>44203450
No, I'm not a faggot.
I will leave forcefully or I will get fired. I shouldn't have helped a mamono.

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>>44203304
Let her sleep. Sniff her sweet breath.

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>>44203374
I don't see a cat complaining about a cardboard box.

[Anonymous No.]

RUN, ON AND ON
THE LONELINESS OF THE LONG DISTANCE RUNNER

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>>44203662
And they run when the sun comes up...

[Anonymous No.]

Premature coal

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>>44203550
the box cannot make her feel safer than a warm embrace or husband

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>>44203905
It's good enough to pass the time until he returns home.

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>>44203905
>Most monsters call their husband something cute, like tom or honey or bloodbag
>Your kot calls you her cardboard box

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>>44203345
>Salamander gets tired of demon silver shit and throws her blade and armor of away
>wants a REAL fight, wants to see BLOOD, wants to feel the RUSH AND ADRENALINE OF BATTLE
>starts using a really big, thick branch she tore from a walnut tree like a club because of how hard the wood is
>sees a human traveling the woods and springs her ambush
>smacks him up good and effortlessly defeats him when he tries fighting back with his spatha
>has him groveling in pain on the ground at her feet with a broken arm, cracked ribs, missing teeth and bloodied nose while she laughs and revels in her victory
>too caught up enjoying the sensation of much missed battle to really notice how much damage she did and feel bad about it
What now, Demon Silver shills?

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>>44203825
On-time gem albeit

[Anonymous No.]

i see this is the new tactic for shitposters

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>>44204037
Jokes on her, it was demon realm wood.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I call my snek wife "sugar noodle".

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>>44204055
If you want I can post scat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

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>>44204093
Only if her kisses are sugary sweet

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Will blonde, CC foxes become the news anchors to Fox News after the Day of the Rape?

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>>44204107
They are sweet like a honey bee,
But only and only to meeeee...

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>>44204037
She immediately gets wrecked by the closest monster who notices and becomes protective over the human and forced to apologize. A lot.

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>>44204126
Ratas with fake fox ears and split tails

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>>44204146
Scandalous!

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The kots have been getting cocky lately...
Very ironic considering they don't get cock.

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Is it a crime to be allergic to kots in the kot kingdom? If I sneeze, is that a hate crime?

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>>44204220
Yes and you will be handed over to a hag kot to be her heater as punishment

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>>44204227
but shes gonna make me all teary eyed!

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>>44204220
You'll be given a sphynx werecat. Not to be confused with sphinxes

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>>44204236
You better hold those tears in or she will activate

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>>44204236
make her teary eyed back, by proposing

[Anonymous No.]

The Pharaoh has decided to dissolve the monarchy and found a Ba'athist military dictatorship in which she has absolute power in the Desert Kingdom. She now espouses ideals of militaristic expansionism.
We're doomed...

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>>44204306
This is why you help grep sneks grep the pharaohs

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>>44204236
>Hag kot makes anon teary eyed by just being near him
>Thinks anon is crying, so she hugs him
>This makes anons allergies worse, and he tears up more, getting red in the face
>Hag kot sees this and doubles down on physical contact

A vicious cycle

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>>44204306
>pharaoh
just like everyone average angry brown girl give her a white boyfriend and she will melt in his arms

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>>44204374
need to be sold at the desert kingdom slave auction for an eye watering price

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>>44204397
So like $10?

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>>44204432
I get sold to the hag sphinx lamp pedlar? sounds good

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>>44204306
Isn't she already an absolute monarch? It's like she's getting weird ideas from spending too much time on the internet.

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>>44204454
She thought the uniforms looked cooler.

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>>44204454
>that lamp
Nice

[Breathfag No.]

>>44204444
Hey, her lamps are high quality and hand made.

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>>44204444
Stop humoring the attention whore

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

[Anonymous No.]

>>44204573
hi plural

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>>44204318
>help grep sneks grep the pharaohs
And then grandma shog goes full "the thing" after dumb snek because she humiliated her dersert flower aka her granddaughter

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>>44203256
Haha! Stupid monstergirls and incubi. You cannot make me be in a relationship with a monstergirl or any foul demon! Not only because I only want and desire white women. You heard me, I'm a racist! I am Humanity First! I only desire white girls with blonde hair and blue eyes or just pure white milky skin! No stinky no-good beastwomen or demons for me, only pure human of Nordic or white heritage!

Any monster seduction ain't gonna work on me, haha!

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>>44204055
They managed to false flag into having two threads and managing to keep the second thread going for... for threads now? It's pretty easy.

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[Anonymous No.]

Drinking a tall glass of milk in front of the minotaur and holst track meet!

[Anonymous No.]

im just gonna say this
never trust a skinny monster as a chef

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>>44204908
they probably think you got that from your wife who couldnt make it.
mission complete: survived the track meet unmarried.

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>>44204916
This is the truth.

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I only trust fat monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I find buff monsters most trustworthy.

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>>44204916
The fatcat bureaucrats of the cat kingdom will take advantage of this.

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>>44204973
>>44204963
Why not both?

>>44204996
The issue with this is I do not believe that they know how to cook and have servants for that.

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>>44204973

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>>44205057
You know what they say, the bigger the axe, the bigger the __

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>>44205098
Heart! also applies to hammers

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>>44205160
I'm starting to think that the colosseum fights might be stacked against the humans

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>>44205160
tiny head syndrome...

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>>44205175
Nonsense, anon
Now here's a dagger. We need you to fight Raedaxia the Crimson Rapestorm with it. Oh yeah, and be sure to do a lot of mewling and begging- crowd loves that.

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>>44203256

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>>44205259
>S-she's weak to that... right?
>Very weak anon
>I'm going to plunge my dagger into her... right?
>You sure are anon
>I-is she gonna pin me?
>Anon, just stop talking

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>>44205259
well im just going to do her like that the untouchable greek boxer

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Do you ease a population who has never met monsters before into them by starting with the less insane and more human looking monsters, or do you just rip the bandage off?

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>>44205400
Darkmatter bomb.

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>>44205414
I want to see the carnage.
Imagine your just minding your own business, tending to your pile of filth, and then a bright pink flash of light explodes from the sky. You are blinded for a few seconds, as an incredible amount of magicla energy rushes into you. A few seconds later you hear the explosion, but you don't even notice. You've never felt so powerful, so full of energy, and so horny before in your life. You go straight for the girl you never had the courage to ask out before, and you don't even care she has more than 2 legs (she looks even more beautiful now).
The sky is full of flying monsters, the streets are filled with the sounds of ecstatic screams, and the air becomes thick and humid with the smell of sex, sweat and pheromones. And as you limp out three hours later with a broken pelvis, all you can think is "Thank the Demon Lord, my new lord and saviour."

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how would you react after finding out a monster girl have a daki of (you)?

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>>44205259
>anon fights in melee against a mamono
Martial anons have no chance of winning, caster chads win again

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>>44205535
probably wonder if im in a popular anime?
>>44205538
>magic
>needs time to cast
>Instead of just grabbing monster and flipping her on her back then raping her
>calls himself a chad?

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>>44205535
mating press

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44205414
>Miss Oppaiheimer, I'm afraid to inform you your creation, the "Rapeificator 3000 Ultrasex JubJub Deluxe", has been used in an... unexpected matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44205574
*removes glasses*
T-the bomb causes rape..

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>>44205259
>Out of shape nerd
>Put in an arena with a monster girl built like a brick shithouse
Match fixing!

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>>44203256
>"Alpha Team moving in."
>"This Alpha Team to Command. We're going dark."

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>>44205637
>For our next new prank: elfing.
>We're gonna send in a bogus report to the elf BI and they're gonna bash down this dudes door.
>And when they don't find a threat those sexually frustrated elves are gonna rape that dude
>get Elfed.

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monster have no morals it seems. one wanted to sell off their daughter to sleaze themselves out of paying for a level 1 fetch quest.

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>>44205535
Very surprised

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>>44205535
Going to perform a teleport switch on the daki while she's cuddling it. The look on her face will be priceless!

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>>44205259
I'll just lie down and offer no resistance

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>>44204467
Creepy glasses anubis that goes "ehehehe" and constantly adjusts her glasses like an anime girl but also wears a military uniform and is a bureaucrat for a brutal she expects people to work sometimes instead of have sex 24/7 dictator pharaoh.

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Find the bastard who keeps dropping her eggs through my chimney

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>>44205535
I'd be extremely flattered

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>>44205747
Hahahaha get harpy'd nerd

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>>44205661
>can see the mothers pantyhose covered foot poking out to the right
>my benis

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>>44205535
mix some powerful sleep drug into her evening drink, then proceed to sneak in and replace daki with myself
Alternatively tease and bully her about it till she breaks, then offer to cuddle her, while still teasing and ramping up the sexiness of cuddles.

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>>44205732
Also the anubis bureaucrat runs the pharaoh's torture dungeon except it's entirely elaborate demon silver rube goldberg machines that blow up in her face and cover her with soot while she coughs cutely

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>>44205661
I thought most elves were wealthy? How are they unwilling or unable to paying something as basic as that?

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>>44205535
what's a daki?

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>>44205661
A party member and onahole is overpaying for a level 1 fetch quest if you ask me

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>>44205848
A really big pillow

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>>44203256

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>>44205881
that's a bogey dumdum

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>>44205941
No, a bogey is a really, REALLY big pillow that can hug you. A daki is just a big pillow. Important distinction.

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>>44203304
You gonna eat that?

[Anonymous No.]

Which thread is the real thread?

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>>44204454
! !

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>>44206052
The autists refuse to use the other one and it's at bump anyway. It was nice while it lasted, a lot more calm.

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>>44205883
Need me a huge titty angel senpai

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Desertification is a good thing actually. You don't want all those Apophis and pharaoh children to not have kingdoms of their own, right?

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>>44206052
this one

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>>44206098
Good, good.

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>>44206069
The other one was practically a carbon copy of the /d/ thread if you subtract the zoomie shitposter's faggotry and the associated autism, might as well move there if you prefer that kind of thread.

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>>44203256

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>>44206124
I see greentexts, image dumps, and a lack of lore bitching.
You're delusional.

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>>44206124
Pretty sure you just responded to the mick.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44204696
>damn harlot even tried to steal her look

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>>44206149
at least shess not grabbing me and pounding my pelvis into the floor this time.

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>>44206149
>>44206177
He needs to draw this fox pregnant

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>>44206135
>You're delusional.
I'm not the one staying in a thread full of people I hate, when other places exist

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>>44206180
he has
https://files.catbox.moe/4g4kd6.png

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>>44206180
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100553221
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99944419
huge kids

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>>44204696
what are the benefits for a monster with a shog grandmother?

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>>44206128
does those tails that succs have a name

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>>44206213
spade tail

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>>44206136
Too busy practicing my faces and figuring out a dialog system, friend

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>>44206177
it's still coming. there's an internal timer ticking down until the next session

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>>44206231
thats the name of some fish

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>>44206250
shit. i need to escape into the woods-

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>>44206193
>>44206203
!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Wight the options.

[Anonymous No.]

if yu dont want to be raped just rape first

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>>44203256

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>>44206373
how about a nice date instead

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206404
that comes after
>>44206409
honestly like more sag in my big tittied girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206409
please do not harass the genies

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>>44206409
so what your third wish would be

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>>44206445
that's probably good. what else do you need?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206445
>"For my third wish I want you to be ovulating right now"

[Anonymous No.]

In what ways do less physically adept monsters go about finding husbands? Hard mode: no magic

[Anonymous No.]

So if you all are looking for character AIs you can create, try crushon (dot) ai

It allows you to create characters and has no nsfw filter. Only downside is that message are limited, unless you wanna pay or save up rewards points.

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>>44206555
a good cook

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>>44206128
did you know that kissing a succubi's tail is one of the most intimate things you can do to a succubi

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>>44206567
thank you pajeet very cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206555
Recruting a bigger, tougher, married monster to hold you down

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>>44206567
How does it compare to gpt4?
https://files.catbox.moe/4mgshn.png

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>>44206585
50 messages a month won't get you very far depending on how much the world count it can manage is.

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>>44206590

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>>44206603
Extremely mediocre in comparison. I don't even see any good hints of rp from that.

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>>44206613
Well to be fair, I haven't put much effort into the character's definition yet or into the posts I make either.

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>>44206596
You get 100 messages every other day through the bonus system. And that's if you only do a daily check-in. There are other ways to earn messages, such as publishing characters, invites, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

The sandworm loli variety works more like a shared sleeping bag than the usual mobile flesh house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206211
well fed

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, hag lim best lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206760
disgusting art

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>>44206687
Shogs will forever be mogged by birddogs.

[Anonymous No.]

I bought a comm of my march hare wife yesterday. We went to the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay Anon E Mouse, here's your state mandated monster girlfriend!

>Whitney Whitehall
>Species: Whitehorn (centaur)
>Age: 24
>Height: 6' 5"
>Weight: ^#$---& lbs.
>Skills: Sprinting, cooking, fashion
>Likes: Snow, pastries, salads, Anon E Mouse
>Dislikes: Hunters, grizzlies, late Summer, cars

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>>44206795
cute

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>>44206799
>Dislikes: Hunters

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>>44206760
If a lim tried to call me out, I'd pretty much automatically look over my shoulder for whoever she's calling behind me, until I turn back around with her suddenly being right in my personal space, breathing heavily while I'm barely at tits height

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>>44206795
Cute! March hares are criminally underrated

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>>44206808
maybe she's territorial

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>>44203256

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>>44206799
>wife doesn't hunt with you
Is she even worth it?

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>>44206799
I think this form is incomplete. Her weight seems to be scratched out

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>>44206555
>keep hearing rumors that Mattress Firm is a front for some shady business
>go anyway because I want to upgrade to a Tempramomano
>greeted by a very excited dormouse at the door, says she’ll be helping me today
>maybe a little too excited
>try out mattress's for a while but nothing really sticks
>retailmouse follows me everywhere, eagerly helping me find the best fit
>they don’t sell any twins or fulls here since monster law makes it illegal to buy ‘single person beds’
>whatever, more room for me
>started with the firm, then the mediums, and onto the softs
>still not soft enough
>mouse says she has a special product in the back which may suit me
>assure her I’ll wait in the front but insists I try it right away
>grabs my arm and basically drags me through an ‘employees only’ door at the back of a winding hallway
>enter dark room
> in the center there’s the most comfortable looking mattress I've ever seen illuminated by multiple spotlights
>Momano Uber Soft
>placard on the front says: “when the only thing hard should be you”
>mouse nudges me towards the comfort oasis
>climb in
>wow this is soft
>like floating on a cloud of weightless wearsheep soft
>already sold, roll over and try climbing out
>can’t climb out
>uh oh
>I start sinking
>sleep mouse employee squeals and dives in with me
>as we sink deeper she starts kissing my face all over
>fall into drowsy love pit full of dormice and fellow tricked anons
>should’ve listened to the rumors
>the Mouse Mafia is real, anons

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>>44206808
She has awoken to violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206841
Miss Whitehorn bakes the softest, most delicious gingerbread cookies known to man, with a perfect balance of spice, sweetness, and [redacted]. One bite and you're hooked forever!

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>>44206932
Cute and dainty doragon wife.

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>>44206841
>Cold weather ATW (All-Terrain Wife)
>Knows the land
>Enjoys /out/
>Excellent sleeping bag partner
>Won't hunt
This one's broken, send her back and get another.

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>>44206954
HORSE CUNNY

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44205883
I see them

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>>44206795
she looks naked from the waist down

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207012
If anything, we should be glad that she bothered covering the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Starting to realize the main monster girl love language is just touch

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44207035
Well yeah, monstergirls are all about CLOSENESS. Both in cuddling and in penetration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207035
especially with all the dorks who act angry like Hellhounds, Manticores or Red Onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44203550
A cardboard box, huh? Just like Zanzibar.

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>>44207012
>>44207024
>bring your march hare wife to the beach
>while you put down your stuff she starts to change clothes
>when you turn around she's completely naked
>"A swimsuit? Why would I wear a suit to swim?"

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>>44207035
eros tongue is body language

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>>44207035
I will bully my wife for being ESL and she will sound adorable when she butchers words like squirrel.

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>>44207065
Well... she's not wrong. Now it's also a lot easier to have sex on the beach.

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>>44203256

[Anonymous No.]

milk truck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207079

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>>44207086
She's shipping a lotta dairy across the high seas. Gotta stay away from sabbath waters, they'd impound those milk tanks on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206954
The cuck horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207086
>>44207091
Ice cream barge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207047
yeah
>>44207103
she is pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207091
dairy dreadnought

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206954
The afterschool sabbath club has been gaining a lot of new members since she joined

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207117
The lactose leviathan

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207118
She has her own club though.
miss bicorns swingers club

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207117
She's packing the MILK CANNONS.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207118
Ah yes, the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207138
Still not buying it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>activity stops in the raidfag thread
>posting random pictures here with no attempt of conversation increases exponentially

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207073
That sure is a lot of tentacles, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207156
It sucks I was the last poster there and used the image in the wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody tosses a dwarf('s salad)

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>>44207147
i swear he looks up adoptables just to find embarrassments to post

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>>44207156
Why even bother, his retarded revolution failed and that's enough of a mockery on its own. Now we go back to the regular program of suffering from a severe portals deficit.

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>>44207230
I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206795
Love that bun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44206795
Great bun, Anon!
>>44207147
I still don't get the point of adoptables from buyer's perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207271
You are in a thread where I commed my wife is something said relatively commonly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207288
yeah, but that involves willing something into existence. the desired art may not exist without the commission, whereas adoptables are...
something?

[Anonymous No.]

I'M MADE OF METAL
MY CIRCUITS GLEAM
I AM SEXUAL
I KEEP YOUR PENIS CLEAN

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>>44207288
Commissioning your OC/waifu makes perfect sense. Buying an adoptable, which is a premade design you didn't have an emotional attachment to, I can't see the point of.

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>>44207307
It's really not a lot of difference, either way you're spending money to try and claim ownership of something. Especially when you see exactly how original a lot of those designs are.

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>>44207312
I, for one, willingly accept our robot overlords (aka new boss at work)

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>>44205538
>oni fighter picked some magic-resistant armor
>puts you in a headlock and forces you to cast "buff semen output" on yourself

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>>44207333
i guess you're the target demographic because there's a big difference to me.

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>>44207360
I see she's stepped up her seduction game.

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>>44207371
No matter how bad, I take pride in making my own stuff.

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I am sure I can fix her.

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>>44207386
what's your 3 step plan?

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I want a kraken to cover my whole body in tentacle hickeys

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>>44207566
I want a lot of things anon... I want a lot of things. Unfortunately we don't get any of them here except vaguely monster girl related drama.

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>>44203256
Why are centaurs so fucking sweaty?

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>>44207640
because they are hot

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>>44207640
It tastes like raisins

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>>44207640
They run hot.

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>>44207146
are you going to the next meeting?

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>>44207640
Pillaging men is hard work, Anon.

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>>44207817
The extra eyes on the head I'm OK with, but the belly peepers give me the jeepers

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>>44207863
>womb vision POV
i don't know, she might like it

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>>44207878
I now need a girl with a womb window.

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>>44207717
I didn't get it first but over time I have become more open to the idea of a baphomet wife. I don't think I could do true rori though. Maybe a more petite body type like a really small woman

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>>44207863
that way you can still have eye contact when you're in pants mode

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>>44207885
I suppose Shog could technically qualify as having a womb window, but she doesn't really have a womb in the traditional sense.

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>>44207885
I bet monsters would have the technology to do womb windows like an H-game but in real life. Might be one of those things that goes into uncanny territory

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>>44207909
you could probably repurpose some of grelias medical tech to get some internal views
or just go with the obvious slimes, automata, living dolls, ghosts, golems and so on

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>>44207909
you could watch her seizing orgasm in real time

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>>44207907
she's got as many wombs as you want, hot and fresh made to order

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>>44207893
Each year I like baphos more, not entirely sure why, perhaps the sabbath has successfuly psyoped me

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I don't trust this face.

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>all the sabbaths coming up with cool spells, some practical and some lewd, sometimes both
>meanwhile, Momonika keeps trying to make a spell that allows emoji use in real life

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>>44208008
goats have charming features

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>>44208054
Psyche damage is still damage

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>>44208054
plus all that livestreaming

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>>44207945
Imagine how many shogloafs she can make in one sitting!

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making extra threads.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a hourisexual

[Anonymous No.]

You autists don't get to play pretend mods anymore. You're outnumbered and the majority of posters here don't want to abide by your faux gatekeeper nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

You're nothing but annoying coomers trying to pretend you have a "culture" that gives you the right to dictate what gets posted here despite it not breaking rules.

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>>44208119
Just for that Eros is sending you another Houri

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You chase out people who don't adhere to your retarded demands and act like you're the victims when someone takes a stand. You're nothing but playground bullies acting like they have serious power.

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>>44208149
please no. Eros keeps offloading problem houri onto me.

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>>44208149
How do I get a Cupid? Do I just have to say that love is nothing but chemicals in our brains that help us find a mate to propagate our genial line?

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>>44208163
Ok come now.
This one is mostly normal.
She just.....She's just a bit buff is all.

>>44208167
Fill out the cupid marriage form, the girls have a number of problems where they start working too hard to actually get themselves a husband.

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>>44208033
it must be your unconscious bias against black sclera. get yourself a devil or demon to help re-educate you

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>>44208179
Q: What do you call 15 houri arguing about the true definition of love?
A: Every fucking morning at my house. Please, they are insane.

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>>44208179
>She's just a bit buff is all.
Can I have her if you don't want her?

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>>44208179
>Fill out the cupid marriage form
But that thing is 20 pages long!

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>>44208200
I am merely an intermediary here.

>>44208192
Anon please, those are deep, theological debates on the human condition.


>>44208216
Love requires sacrifice.
In this case, an afternoon of reading and paperwork.

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>>44208234
>afternoon of reading and paperwork.
This sucks! I hate Eros!

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Does your wife like hiking? Where do you usualy hike to?

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>>44208234
They are deep debates, and apparently it requires a lot of energy so guess who gets up at 5AM in the morning to prepare breakfast for 15 hungry hungry houri?

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>>44208262
She climbs to the top of the cat palace and can't get back down!

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>>44208262
>truckercore
fuck off.

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>>44208260
Do not worry, tactical wurm has been deployed to assist you.

>>44208275
Anon, you know you can have one of them cook right?

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>>44208281
keep on trucking girls
REAL WOMEN RIDE TRUCKS AS MUCH AS THEIR DO THEIR HUSBANDS
>>44208279
she can just fly down!

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[Anonymous No.]

>raidfag has a complete meltdown after exposed
Pathetic

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>>44208287
>Diet: The love of human men
Anon, breakfast must be made with love. And if one of those 15 houri make it, the others will complain it's the wrong kind of love. Why do you think they debate love over breakfast? Houri are exhausting, but I care for them too much for my own good.

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>>44208294
cats can't fly and capes do not glide even if you tried it.

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>>44208294
Don't be a faggot pretending to not know you're posting Bob's futashit OC you tranny fucker.

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>>44208306
Laska was ok before the futashit

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>>44208304
Sounds like you're still enjoying it though.
Ergo, its fine.

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>>44208306
who's Bob? I get all my pictures from this thread. Is that manticore infected with fag virus?
>>44208305
manticores can fly

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>>44208317
I don't fucking care, faggot. It's futashit trash now so fuck off trying to post it again just because most of the people who actually remember that gutter trash are gone now.

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>>44208332
But I was talking of my wife, who is just a cat.

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>>44208337
oh well then you either call the firefighters, or wait till she gets hungry or horny and gets down on her own

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>>44208332
>who's Bob
Well, newfaggot. He was an old writefag that wrote some shit stories a long time ago. One of them being a story about a trucker manticore and cheshire who turned out to be a futa who was fucking said Manticore. The only people who post said Manticore are either newtards who got the image through Wikifag's shit archive or shitposters who know the origin.

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Lmao none of this is /jp/ do you even know what otaku even means?

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>>44208306
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>>44208054
Stop posting in this thread.

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>>44208354
alright, I'll delete the pic

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>>44208361
I keep trying to explain that but they'll just screech at you.

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>>44208374
>giving into raiders

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shurk

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>>44208361
Either I&R or go have fun and find the /v/ thread he's pulling these from this time.

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I am here for the monster girls of which the vast majority are japanese or at least eastern art styled.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be careful when doing after hours work alone.
A lot of monsters like to enjoy picking of lowly office workers that stayed too late.

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>>44208383
is that collar a part of her body? looks dangerous

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>>44208379
>raiders
Nigger I've been here longer than you. Posting truckercore is something only a complete retard or someone who didn't know better would do.You want futashit? Go to /d/.

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>>44208375
No I was talking about you dickhead your posts have nothing to do with /jp/ in any shape or form.

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As if we needed any more proof that the early thread spammers are outside raiders, they're all using the same spambot.

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>>44208403
It's a fashion statement, and doubles as a lemon juicer.

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>>44208408
Dunno bout your drama, only here to post about cait sith based on mge mostly.

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>come back from a meh vacation where my sleep was interrupted every single fucking night
>two threads
>blatant samefagger talking about how "there are too many zoomers! you dont get to gatekeep anymore!!!"
not enough mofu to deal with this shit.

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>>44208402
if she carries me home and helps me rest in the blankie, then I am all for it
>>44208415
I hope it's not pointy, she can get hurt if it clangs on the rocks while she's swimming or something.

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>>44208425
I know that feeling.
Once had a vacation where I was sleeping on pullout beds every night for a week.

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>>44208383
Hellhounds of the sea, in a good way.

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>>44208425
>not enough mofu to deal with this shit.
Trust in ! !

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>>44208436
>Turn around.
>Massive ogre in ripped jeans and a tank top.
>"You workin' late little man?"
>Awwww shit.
>"I'm afraid its time for you to clock out."
>She hefts you over the shoulder and starts walking off before realizing something.
>Walks back to your PC, saves the documents, and actually shuts it down before carrying you off.
>"Hope you like Pizza little man because I ain't got time to cook for you tonight."
A suspiciously cordial kidnapping.

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gonna tell kiki that I think her lobster would be better with ketchup

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>>44208471
>Walks back to your PC, saves the documents, and actually shuts it down before carrying you off.
It's common courtesy, just like solving the captcha and clicking "post" before carrying the boy off, if he was writing a message for the imageboards.

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>>44208481
That or she's in IT
Only weirdo IT people actually properly save documents and shut down computers when going home from the office.

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>>44208479
Don't try and prank the help anon. She has access to your room 24/7

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Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger

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>>44208491
Uhhhhhhhhh... I'm a C developer working on some really autistic embedded systems and the last time I shut down my laptop was in 2021.
I hope Gremmy-chan won't be mad.

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>>44208506
very funny ms kiki but you can untie me now

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>>44208506
>She has access to your room 24/7
My room is shog though

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>>44208516
Anon, you better whip out your code

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>>44208544
She better show me her boobers if she wants to see my stack.

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[Anonymous No.]

Love won
Eros won
Monster Girls won
Mara also won (now my pants will never fit again)

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>>44208555
You need to see some shortstack before you show off a stack?
Lewd.

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>>44208540
>Wake up in my shogbed
>Shog delivers my shog-based breakfast
>Give my Shog a kiss and leave for work in the shogmobile
>Greet my boss, she asks me to come to her office
>Says I'm doing a great job but I should treasure my wife more
>Tells me I can go home now
>Sigh and kiss my boss
>The fabric of spacetime distorts, revealing a flustered Shog in place of her
>She created a simulacrum of reality again to keep me in bed
Honestly she's sweet but it gets tiring sometimes.

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>>44208572
Kilts are healthier anyway.

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>delete the posts
>don't delete the thread
sasuga

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>>44208572
Monster girl love always wins.

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>>44208583
nuh uh, it won't win against me!

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>>44208572
Mara is best goddess (but Eros is a close second)

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>>44208583
I wish I has a monster girls love

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>raidcuck seethes at gatekeepers, spambots images from some random /v/ thread, gets banned
He sure showed us

lol

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>>44208594
I feel supremely unloved these days.

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>>44208581
More room for Shog!

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>>44208576
Well her stack is overflowing for sure!
>>44208580
Well it would be a cultural appropiation. Good thing people here used to wear long coats, now I can retvrn to tradition.
>>44208583
Amen to that.
>>44208593
I like Eros more, since I absolutely LOVE the Mark <3 Beret that her agents wear.

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>>44208581
>>44208603
Isn't this the monster girl thread? Are you roleplaying as an Alp maybe? I don't understand these posts.

[Anonymous No.]

How do shogchildren (shogspawn) work? Do they also become the house? Is my shog going to get jealous?

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>>44208614
Finally learned how to ban evade, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

short stacks, tall stacks, ban stacks, who cares.
the only thing you should be stacking is children for a cuddlepile.

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>>44208618
She squirts them out like any other girl

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>>44208618
there's two variants. since they're slimes they can divide mass in the manner of most slimes or since they can make organs they can do womb delivery as well

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heroine milk

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>>44208618
>shog wife and shog daughter compete to see who gets to be anon's pillow
very cute

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>>44208614
can't win really. Now we got gatekeepers spamming mge instead.

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>>44208618
They look for other anons to assimilate like how their mother did with their father, that’s how Shogs work they are very possessive beings and want to share their DNA with you.

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>>44208634
Two identical shogs sounds like a bad idea. One might try to kill the other.

>>44208643
This is more what I meant. I imagine she would get some concessions in what she could become, before eventually getting kicked out to find a man of her own.

>>44208654
You're going to want to look after them for a bit though, no?

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>>44208647
>people posting monster girls in monster girl thread
that's fine bro, all is well

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>>44208661
be gentle, you're conversing with the mentally disabled

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>>44208661
You've not seen the "lore" arguments then.

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>>44208668
You can fuck them all but you aren't getting any discounts...

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>>44208667
go back to your /vg/ cuckshed, mick

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>>44208660
>I imagine she would get some concessions in what she could become, before eventually getting kicked out to find a man of her own.
Unless you go out of your way to ban her from looking for a man way into her adulthood (which monsters reach earlier than humans), your monster daughter will not develop any incestous feelings towards her dad or brothers.
>>44208665
I try not to, but maybe they can use a few nice words once in a while?

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>>44208661
Also isn't the main reason these threads are on /jp/ because MGE isn't /a/ material? That's like unironically calling for Touhou and VNs to be removed from this board.
>>44208665
That Anon's being too kind for his own good.

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>>44207893
Good, you're halfway there

>>44208054
>Momonika keeps trying to make a spell that allows emoji use in real life
>UOOOHHHHH

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>>44208676
No, I don't think i will.

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>>44208679
yh I wasn't trying to plan incest. I meant more like it would be cute if momma shog let daughter shog replace some of her father's items as both practice and as a form of daughterly love. I don't really like incest in MGE, but I like the idea of ones daughter doing cute things.

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>>44208054
That's why she's the best

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>>44208691
From what I remember the argumentation was that monster girls are not really anime specific, but rather a trend.
Was a long time ago.
>>44208699
Oh that's okay and normal. Moms teach (taught?) daughters how to work around the house everywhere. And I also don't think daughterly or sibling love in MGE has to have sexual undertone. If I got reborn into MGE I would love to have some monster sisters that would be great to hang out to and share some love without any sexual undertones.
Imagine Shirohebi sister giving your gf a thorough screening before she accepts her, to make sure no evil woman will ensnare her bro.

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>>44208722
Yeah I agree. It might sound weird, but a lot of the appeal in monster girls for me has always been the cutesy, lovey-dovey, not even sexual shit. Call me a fag, but I think momster or sisters are doing platonic love has a unique appeal. Something like a hebi or hound momster being fiercely doting.

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>>44208722
>Hebi older sister conditions your monster gf into being a yandere like her
Oh no.(OH YES!)

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>>44208714
GOD I WANT TO FUCKING CORRECT THIS CHEEKY GOAT ON A GODDAMNED SEXY LIVESTREAM BROADCAST TO HER ENTIRE SABBATH.

I WANT TO "UOOOOOH" IN REAL TIME.

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>>44208743
>your hebi sister walks in to borrow a charger
>your gf is tying you up in bed with a crazed expression
>she points out some weak points on her knots, waves at you, smiles and closes the door

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post fat voreslut beasts

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>>44208743
>when your Hellwan gf first arrived to meet your family, your hebi sisters made her feel unwelcomed
>now after a few months, they assimilated her fully
>at least they get along fine now
>>44208742
Having a monster mom would be cool. I bet they are extra cuddly and dotting compared to most human mothers.
Imagine coming back from school to your Lamia household and having to cuddle your mom and each sister as a greeting.

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>>44208783
fuck off.

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>>44208818
malleable and gropeable fat bat butt

[Anonymous No.]

The grand old duke of P'orc
He had ten thousand men
They went into the middle of the badlands
And they didn't come out again

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>>44208788
A hellhound with the yandere tendencies of a hebi may doom the world

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>>44208851
No! Bad hellhound! No licking the screen! I'm going to get the vacuum cleaner!

[Anonymous No.]

I got bitten by a Vampire from behind while out walking late the other night, it happened so fast I didn't even get a chance to see the Vampire, but I have two fangmarks punctured in my neck and I lost a lot of blood to the point I got light headed and ran to the nearest clinic. It still hurts and now I'm staying exclusively indoors ever since, haven't left my house and I've strung up rosaries in every room. I know that so long as you don't invite a Vampire inside, they can't enter so I should be safe in my house in case it planned to try getting me again, and I'll only run for food in broad daylight. But I'm fucking worried about the bite, am I going to get to sick with something horrible? I won't become a Vampire too will I? Am I going to be alright?!

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>>44208875
Seek help when you begin to sparkle.

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>>44208408
They literally would not have known it was Truckercore if you didn't spazz out dumbass.

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>>44208862
>the vacuum cleaner
what is wrong with you dude? that's straight up cruelty
plus you will have to get the fire departament to get her down from the roof again

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>>44208894
>just let newfags post futa trash unimpeded!
No thanks retard

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>>44208905
It was an escalation of violence. I started with the newspaper, but she broke my pelvis for it. Then I tried the spray bottle, and she broke my pelvis for it. Finally, I tried peanut butter laced with ghost pepper. She really liked that, but still broke my pelvis. I fear for my pelvis when the motor shorts on the vaccum cleaner, I am typing this and it's making noises like a cheshire falling down a staircase. Send replacement vacuum cleaner asap.

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>>44208920
Based. Would rather talk about monster girls.


What's your opinion on the social structures of the cat kingdom?
Would you let that smug little dominant cat milk you in public?

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>>44208927
>Then I tried the spray bottle, and she broke my pelvis for it.
Dear God... They are resistant to the spray bottle now? Save our souls

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>>44208920
There's no need to be upset

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>>44208920
Now I know you're not from around here because nobody has cared about Bob for at least several years.

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>>44208954
Wait, does that mean the raiders are other mge fans?

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>>44208954
Because nobody's fucking posted Bob in years outside of faggots like you. The only outsider I'm seeing is the one I'm replying to.

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>>44208875
>he thinks any of that will stop her now that she's marked him

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>>44208960
The raiders are inside your head anon. The mick, /vg/ posters, gatekeepers. Let it all just fade away. You will feel something slimy in your ear now, don't pay it any mind. That's just the treatment working. Just relax and talk about your favorite monster girl.

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I HATE THE DEMON LORD!
I HATE THE DEMON LORD!
I HATE THE DEMON LORD!

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>>44208984
>the nurse giving me the wet willy
I'm never going to that stupid hospital ever again.

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>>44208767
>GOD I WANT TO FUCKING CORRECT THIS CHEEKY GOAT ON A GODDAMNED SEXY LIVESTREAM BROADCAST TO HER ENTIRE SABBATH.
Same exept the proper loli version

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>>44208988
I will take the demon lord’s throne and make all monster girls be like Unicorns and Hebis it is the way.

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>>44208967
Sure, and you totally didn't come from Bunkerchan to sow dissent like you always do.

>>44208960
There are no raiders, it's likely one person. Now choose your destiny. Wisely.

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>zoomer raiders are so retarded they can't compartmentalize anons having good long-term memory
loving every laugh

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The only raiders I want are driveby gyaru rapists.

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>>44209001
I love those brats. Best sabbath, would correct.

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>>44209006
>the only people who don't want art from .less about Bob's trash futa story are bunkerniggers
Nice deflection, faggot. Nobody likes those shitters either and you're not gonna avoid the fact that you're a subhuman newnigger trying to create a narrative that everyone who doesn't like gutter trash is some outsider so you can free reign to post whatever garbage you want. Go back to spamming /v/ trash you dumb faggot at least that's easier to deal with.

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>>44209037
Leave the raiders to me

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>>44209037
You can't get much cooler than a gang of Pyrows in biker outfits.

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>>44209045
Can ya stop with your shite or at least do it better?

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>>44209052
I hate Orcs but I like High Orcs. Why am I like this?

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>>44209057
Last I checked I'm not defending futatrash being posted. Go fuck yourself, mick.

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>>44209001
Momonika in both forms is perfection.

>>44209037
>>44209055
>Gang of Pyrow drive up to Anon
>Grope and get him off
>Refuse to elaborate
>Leave
>Ruin a man for marriage by making him marry all of them.

>>44209045
Nigga you retards literally brought Bob up last night in your meta thread and then again today. It's not exactly paranoia or deflection if I know what I saw.

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>>44209057
>>44209045
>>44209006
>>44208967
the pic is deleted for a long time ago, let it go, mistakes were made and fixed

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>>44209059
Because they really are just a straight upgrade from Orcs. Why go for the base model when you can have the choco version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209065
Really though, who is the artist that draws all these?

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>>44209079
It's because sometimes the best flavor, just like Warcraft is VANILLA

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>>44209067
> It's not exactly paranoia or deflection if I know what I saw.
All I'm seeing is a tranny faggot trying to push for futa being posted and defending his retardation with "yeah but some literal fucking who said Bob's name so that means I get to be an annoying faggot when someone tells a newfag to not post futa trash!"

>>44209078
Oni-Tengu iirc. Gonna be hard to find though since I can't remember if he had a pixiv account or anything.

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>>44209091
Nigga my entire point was that they would not have known or cared what the context of the image was if you didn't have an absolutely mental breakdown over it. I don't like futanari but as far as I'm concerned posting an image of Savannah sleeping isn't breaking any rules on here Aux.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anyone in this thread with authority to treat with me?

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>>44209067
>Pyrow "drive by"
>Pull up in their convertible
>"Ohmygosh anon, you have to see this!"
>Hustle you into the back seat, sandwiched between two of them
>Forced to look at all of their pictures and listen to all of their gossip
>All the while the close in on you, popping bubblegum in your ears and not so subtley dancing their fingers on your thighs
>Prisoner fruit air freshner not helping
>They pull into a secluded spot, pull up the hood of the car and pull down your pants

Pyr-owch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209109
I shall summon the liaison of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209111
well
it was cute until the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209108
>still playing damage control
>still trying to let futa being posted slide
Once again raiders prove to be complete shitheels who should be taken out back and shot. Go fuck yourself, mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44208783
I'm just going to ignore the vore part and post Jabberwocky since I think that's what you actually said.

[Anonymous No.]

>Trumpart turns you into a hotdog and uses it as a dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209126
Tell them I am making a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209126
>have a mental breakdown for 20+ posts
Damn anon you really showed that mick guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209132
On second thought, let's not go to wonderland
Tis a silly place

[Anonymous No.]

The weak shall fear the strong

[Anonymous No.]

Image did not look anime enough. now I feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209156
Jokes aside, I would not want to go. Even though I like a lot of the wonderland girls the idea of going to the crazy dimension is not that appealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209127
NOOOOOOOOOOOO JABBERWOCK DON'T PLAY WITH THE N64 CONTROLLER NOOOO DON'T DO IT YOU'LL GET FRICTION BURNS ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR CLAWS NOOOO DON'T PLAY MATANGO PARTY 1 STOP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209127
what do you think the extra mouths are for anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209158
Why are foxes like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209127
She probably would if you asked her, though. Out of all of them, she's the confirmed degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

The Abyss is the goth version of Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209176
RULES OF WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209171
Licking you all over, or if you go by the SSS doujin, being like loaches in your skivvies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44203256

[Anonymous No.]

Laughing at monsters with manes of hair when they come out from the rain looking like a frizzy furball!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209289
Kill yourself, outsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209289
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>no autistic Anubis adult lego fan gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209040
I've gradually picked up a minor "correcting slutty brats in front of the others" fetish, and Momonika's sabbath is especially built for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone play Wurms Orgygeddon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209316
>green hair
Oh not this shit again

[Anonymous No.]

I want my monster cat wife to say scritchy scratchy and scratch me. Is that cool with mge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207337
I will accept robots if they either give me a robot GF that won't bully or belittle me, or teach me how to hack my apartments' smart home AI into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209078
https://twitter.com/OniTengu0
gotta scroll back like 5-7 years to get to the good stuff, so good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209316
aw yeah we can build a microship fleet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44207909
Just get a scroll of limited X-ray and cast it before/during sexo.
Magic is awesome and monstergirls are made of magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209040
>orderly brats patiently waiting in line for their turn to be corrected
wait a minute, these are just good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209327
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209377
I have seen porn of this already and it literally just looks like a meat stick pushing meat walls out of the way.
>>44209382
Yes, ropu is the best sabbath and you can chase them around and hunt and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209387
Oh wait nevermind then, I think I was confusing this one with another Anubisfag who used his oc for some dumb shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209402
God, I wish I had an OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209390
This art sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209408
mine's the lilim of interior design. she helps remodel newlyweds homes to be more monster friendly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209408
>Ask Leanan Sidhe to draw some of your female characters.
>She keeps drawing monsters that all weirdly resemble her.
>Can't bring yourself to bring it up, it would break her tiny heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209320
Good taste. It's canonically the streaming sex sabbath so they're built for it
>>44209382
>bratty girl? needs correction
>good girl? brat who knows acting, needs correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44208637
A natural healing potion for use in escort quests (helping shopkeep Anon with various errands)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44208668
I'll take the kagerou. Gacha foxes and League of boring can stay where they are, but a dog is a man's best friend for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209408
It's easy to do just take a girl you like and change stuff about her with things you like like maybe put her in a leotard, or give her long lush flowing hair, or make her delicious chocolate with a somewhat flat chest but a massive thick ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209522
You're replying to the mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209505
the discerning and economical choice for someone who is looking for both a pet dog and a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209528
Not even the heavens and earth could convince kenkou to draw mge anymore anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I need gyaru Pyrow who's secretly a nerd and is into nerdy shit maybe even more than me, I want her to teach me to Battletech while she's in those ridiculous sexy clothes, I want her to lose some boardgame pieces or tokens in her cleavage, only to ask me to help her find it then before I can reply she grabs my hand and thrusts it into her boobs
Aaaaah why are monster girls (or at least nerdy gyarus interested in me) not real??

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44209648
i think i'll just go to the apophis' bar

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>>44209408
I have an office chair, she’s a Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209671
I hope she serves orange juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209563

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209671
It's in the same building, just down in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209126
Except I’m a thread native, and I’m also not The Mick. You have to take the pills as prescribed to stop the voices and hallucinations.

Get help because this is your last ( You ).

[Anonymous No.]

>>44208668
>>44209505
>>44209563
>>44209746
nice dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209752
sitting in big fox's lap while little fox sits in your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209767
>reddit spacing
The only thing you're native to is the pile of shit you slithered out of.

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a cheshire or bogie to drop a realm silver anvil/piano ontop of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209752
Need summertime fox in need of massive correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209111
>>"Ohmygosh anon, you have to see this!"
I'm not sure which is better. If the pyrows know anon prior to this or if some random pyrows just addressed him by name and kidnapped him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44208618
But can your ShogPC run Doom?
MyShog.wad is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209859
>.less
EW

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209878
He works at their local mall, with a "Hello, my name is Anon" badge stuck to his jacket. Prime pyrow bait.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209878
I'm gonna make a Pyrow break character. I'm gonna say I don't have have friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209881
She couldn't run Lilith.pk3 so I told her not to bother.

[Anonymous No.]

You know how a group of crow tengus is called a murder, or a group of mershark is called a shiver?
I propose we call a group of two or more lilims a dork of lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209927
this nerd's proposing to lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209904
>One of the Pyrow spotted him going from bright smile to looking like he was dead inside the second they walk off after Anon helps them with something
>Decide to nab him that very night once he gets off work

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209904
at least it's not the poor guy with the "hi my name is Tom" name badge that every cat feels like pointing out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209752
foxes get competitive if they think a guy is watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209966
its important to equally divide your attention in such cases. otherwise one is going to proclaim victory and fox you on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209943
Correction, I am running from a dork of angry lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209882
I could do much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209953
literally me

[Anonymous No.]

I'LL STICK MAH DICK IN THE OWL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210034
I want to aggressively squish and molest those hooters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210034
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210269
This has always been so adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210269
Looks like someone needs a Beanpad™

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210269
This is so wholesome and adorable, I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210269
bean smooches

[Anonymous No.]

>Trade your cow for some magic beans
>The magic beans arrive
>Pic related

Damn danuki, give me back my holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210328
>trading away your holst
You didn't deserve beans in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210328
What are you complaining about? Those are some high-quality beans you got there.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I walked past the farm today and smiled at a cow and now she is in my room?

[Anonymous No.]

“I’m not like other mice” —Dormouse, probably

[Anonymous No.]

I will marry a danuki! I'm going to sell myself to one if needed!
I love their silly little ears and big poofy tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210354
Grab her breasts and lightly pinch their nipples, they hate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210349
she was a broken holst. She wasn't the right color (she was brown), and she always got really angry whenever I drove my red tractor around. I'm going to beg the danuki on my hands and knees for her back, I miss her. I don't want to loose my beans either, I'm getting attached. I will sell my soul to get enough money to pay the danuki off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210434
>Anon sells his soul to a demon for the money to pay the danuki off
>Anon now has four wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210389
Anon my clothes are now soaked, her face is funny and she is breathing really creepily while mumbling something?
What did I just do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210389
GRAB HER NIPS AND TWIST EM

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210464
That's weird. You probably made a mistake. Try squeezing harder and using your mouth next. Also do you have any red clothes? They can't deal with the color, it makes them nauseous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44208984
>"I will be the rapist assigned to you for your treatment"
What kind of hospital is this?!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Minotaurs have a tier system for their red instincts.
Wearing red clothes? Rape.
Blood? Treatment followed by rape.
If you don't want to get raped by a Minotaur, just break your nose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44205661
"Your terms are acceptable"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44205535
Flattered but concerned over their terrible tastes. I will hit on them like a man possessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210526
What does a Minotaur do if she sees a red girl, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210604
punch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210604
Threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210604
Thankfully monster girls aren't dykes so at most it would just make her horny for her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210604
rape the nearest guy, which is (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210649
But I dont' want to be raped

[Anonymous No.]

kot wife, tom life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210654
That's the spirit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210654
then why are you outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210663
FYI I'm still looking for feedback. Heads are killer for me.

[Anonymous No.]

My chances of getting raped are at an all time low since I work as the personal chef of a human jarl. So think about it, if Monsters decided they wanted to try taking over his town fief, they would go after the important people like his chamberlain, his advisors, his human wife and children, or his captain of the guard, or his thane. None of them would care about his personal cook, so I would be able to escape while the rest of them are getting raped if it ever came to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210732
Try breaking your fingers, when they reform they'll be more agile and let you draw more delicately. No seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210763
Your grand plan to escape rape is gonna fall apart the moment a greenworm notices the lettuce on your garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210776
I think there are easier ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210781

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>>44210763
You say as such but the Slavic chambermaid for the princess who frequently makes your company is well... let's just say someone may already have their eyes on you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210781
>shoo her away
>next day she brings her friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210781
>>44210796
>be humble chef in human territory
>notice Greenworm in your garden one morning
>start thwacking her with a stick you use to scare the crows away while screaming for guards
>before they can capture the monster she teleports away in a flash of light, just glad it's finally over
>months later your city is being overrun by monsters, all being led by a familiar looking Papillon

[Anonymous No.]

ah, someday cute monster girls will be within my grasp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210781

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210806
These greenworms look like fat Dutch people.

Do they perchance have an obsession with tulips?

[Anonymous No.]

>now he's just posting furries
Thanks a lot, newfags. Really glad you let this fag feel accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210946
I'm just here to post monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>"Important fact of the day: Malekith hates snow."

[Anonymous No.]

>furshit
Go back to >>>/trash/ vermin

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210964
Miss Haku, is knowledge stored in the breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44210826
I really enjoy fluffy foxgirls. The kneejerk reee furry reactors are still living in 2007.

[Anonymous No.]

Furries and furshit are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211018
Anon, people just don't want to fuck an actual dog

[Anonymous No.]

>44211018
Try ban evading and dumping random garbage with a spambot some more, I'm sure you'll le hecking epic own the chuds this time or whatever it is you subhuman discord roaches came here to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211023
I don't know. Cu siths are kinda cool. I mean, I wouldn't be keen on lewding one; you'd have to get me drunk, and I'd have to be super horny to the point I'd be willing to stick my dingaling in weird shit to get off. But I'd definitely friend one no doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211026
But... it isn't. Just like pic related isn't a literal fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211048
I'd like the siths a lot more of their designs were better. As of now, there's much better furry women out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211048
>>44211056
Don't make excuses or concessions for furfag mental retardition, they deserve none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211066
You fucking retard those posts know full well what they're doing. Just call them a furnigger and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211065
I don't know. I don't go looking for furshit.

>>44211066
I don't really mind so long as the thread doesn't get taken over by it.
>inb4 enabling faggot
That's what aspies like you are here for, to keep the furfags in check. I can't be bother to care enough to call 'em out on it as I'm not too invested myself. Thanks for your service or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211101
Kill yourself, furfaggot. You dogfuckers have had the same playbook since fucking 2013 nobody is getting fooled by this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211056
Don't make me tap the sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211129
I think two is perfectly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211157
Three is exotic and fun to snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211157
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211120
Mmm yeah, now those are the best I like to see. Brings me joy when aspies get worked up about stuff that literally has zero value or worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211170
It's not even sporting though, he's too low functioning.

[Anonymous No.]

which mg could reach the island of stability?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211170
>>44211175
Posting furshit outside of /trash/ is against the rules, furfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>44211170
>haha merely pretending to be retarded
Unironically neck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211185
You are thinking of nsfw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211175
It's still entertaining. They're like monkeys in cages dancing for us.

>>44211185
I've yet to post furshit, sperganon. And I don't intend to. I'm just enjoying your level of seethe right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211193
All of it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211166
Three massively depends on the artist desu.

[Anonymous No.]

Gatekeeper anon, in the off-chance that you are not trolling yourself, do you realize that having a multi-post spergout every time someone posts something you dislike attracts the kind of attention you don't want?
You are completely free to call furshit furshit or want to keep futa in /d/, but doing this just makes you a target. If someone wants to see you lose your shit they just need to post one image and enjoy dozens of posts ranting about the mick/vg posters/niggers etc. These people are clearly just fucking with you.
Tell people to fuck off (once) if you want, report posts that break the rules, and ignore low effort bait. It's that easy.

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>>44211056
monster girl: human with animal parts taped, stapled, and glued on
furry: dog reshaped to look vaugely like a human.
in other words: monster girls use a HUMAN as a base, and have animalistic inspiration. furries use an ANIMAL as a base and have human-like inspiration.
thats the difference between the two, that is why monster girls are infinitely more acceptable than furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211213
Shouldn't you be spamming off-topic trash from /v/ about now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211215
This niggas looking at western art again. You should know by now western everything is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211220
Okay, so you ARE trolling or just clueless. My bad anon, I'll leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211215
I could probably track down one of those images that proves anime girls are just cats. It would probably prove something.
>>44211222
I also have one showing a cute eastern kemono vs a giant dog looking abomination from the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211213
>NOOOOOO EVERYONE THAT CALLS OUT MY UNWANTED POSTS IS ONE GUY. LET ME POST MY BEASTALITY PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211235
calm down bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211242
i was just rephrasing what the furshitposter said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211230
>complaining about a singular "gatekeeper" when the bigger problem is discordfag raiders who would drag this shit in regardless of your strawman existing or not
>only other person who insists on this meme is the same fucking retard from earlier today who was spamming shit from /v/ whenever you call this behavior out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211231
The kemono/furry distinction is pretty small in my eyes. Maybe I'm a purist but anything above a 1 in >>44211129 is unappealing to me. Fur covering the abdomen = no go

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211213
That's why he's referred to as 'low functioning' Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>/jp/thread/44166763#p44179468
>>/jp/thread/44166763#p44179519

Reminder that these are the true colors of every parasite complaining about gatekeeping and trying to play down everyone who doesn't accept their faggotry here as one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211250
I can actually understand that. To a lot of people big paws are pretty significant as a change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211250
I've seen some pretty nice pics of girls with fluffy chests and bellies desu

[Anonymous No.]

hello

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if your wife cannot smother you with her breasts she's a chestlet and isn't fit to raise a family.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if all that rage and energy was directed to something meaningful instead of an imageboard thread that will be deleted in a few hours.

You'd do much better for yourself, anon.
I recommend a hobby. Maybe gardening or something. Reading books is cool too, especially history and philosophy. And if you like, you can just imagine your have your monsterfu beside you, doing the hobby with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211310
Imagine if he put that effort in perfecting art instead of raging on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211310
Fully agreed, imagine how good the potatonigger or the /vg/ zoomers could get at drawing if they didn’t spend all their free time here seething at some japanese guy for following his passion and the people that enjoy his work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211283
>pov: you are about to be stuffed in a kimono

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211310
I imagine my monster wife falling asleep with me quite often actually. It's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk the real talk.
How much robot is too much robot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211352
4 is the sweet spot. Too much human and it's just a cyborg, too much robot and it's like fucking Atlas. Automaton is a cute design

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211352
Robots aren't monster girls.
>b-but MGE automatons!
are the exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211352
I'd go all the way up to intersolar space ship desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211374
So mecha shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211363
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211378
More like the AI that controls the entire ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211384
Robots aren't monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211393
I meant why mge is an exception. It's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211215
>normal mouth and nose=monstergirl
>snout/trunk/whatever=furry
Facial features are also a good guideline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211310
i learned how to check for piece DNA mutations by heteroduplex formation/digestion today
i like to think lich would be proud of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211399
It's the exception because the MGE automaton is written in a very specific way to count by the setting's rules as a monster girl which separates it from the generic robot girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211419
>lore autism
you are not helping your case here

[Anonymous No.]

>it's the furfag
Don't know why I bothered replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211433
>it strikes out when it has no response
Remember, senko isn't a monster girl because the settings rules don't specify she was made this was by a succubus. She's just a regular kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna slap a Mindflayer on her ass when she least expects it and then run away.

[Anonymous No.]

I mean if it looks inhuman enough I would think it would count, but that’s just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>waste all day every day in a thread for source material you hate, written by an author you hate, filled with posters you hate and who also hate you
>call others autistic
Furfag brain

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211452
This image hurts my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211452
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211451
To be fair that isn't exactly unique form of brainrot.
Pretty sure back when grimderpers, /tg/ and spacebattlers were the main boogeymen there also were posters who insisted on squatting here despite hating MGE, KC, this community or all that combined.
A lot of people do seem to be obsessed with MGE even though they hate it to the point of hijacking communities around it. Say what you want about us being autistic the MGE hatedom is at LEAST as autistic if not more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211529
pixiv id's in the filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211537
But the mick posted here for months without hating mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211546
so are you saying you made him hate mge
this is all actually your fault

[Anonymous No.]

slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211553
shitting his own diaper is his volition

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211553
Pretty sure it was his own sense of entitlement tht did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211553
its closer to
>alright dude its cools that you like siths but we dont like them here. please post them elsewhere
>no. i post sith.
>dude we dont like them here, its furshit, please leave
>NO! I POST SITH!!
>WE DONT FUCKING LIKE IT!
>I HATE YOU I HATE MGE REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211553
Shut the fuck up you dumb potatonigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211596
It's actually even more pathetic than that. He went insane when some cuck friend of his from /trash/ got DMCA'd and KC didn't respond to his google translated schitzo ramblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211553
No you tard he basically demanded a free picture from KC and when KC told him no it fried his potato brain. He still seethes about it to the point where he’s going out of his way to make a game where you kill mge girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211553
It's because KC showed up to the thread once specifically to call him out for being irish. You can see it in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>arguing about stupid stuff when you could be RUDYPOSTING

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211627
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211631
Sorry Anon, I'm cowpilled now.
Did you know some obscure amazonian tribes worship Hathor for fertility and strength to protect their homes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211631
dangerous dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211631
Potassium

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211631
Best doggeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211631
Made for white men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211644
cow and dog can exist in harmony

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211764
Can they?
I know sheep can exist with dog but something tells me that the life of the cow does not mix with that of the dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211764
cow dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211775
Canis Bovis
An interesting breed, no one is sure if it came from experiments on werewolves or an echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211775
Cow cat

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna break a Harpies heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211793
>>44211775
Cow mixes may suffer agility penalties but the extra 'beef' is well worth that tradeoff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211785
>>44211793
>new MGcinema horror movie
>title: "it came from... AMERICA!"
>plot is that meaty monsters have started swarming from distant lands, and are converting the populace through excessive burgers and pampering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211824
>anon tries to use his agility build to defeat cow
>she turns around and knocks him out with her milky weapons
Not really a penalty if they never needed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211248
I’m fairly certain there isn’t an organized group of “Discordniggers” and it’s more just bored shitposters that know people will respond to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211837
>Teleports behind cow
>"Nothing personal chi-"
>She turns in surprise and titty checks him to the ground by accident.
>"O-oh.....Mr. Anon, do you want to try that again? I won't turn around next time I swear."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211849
>monster being nice to you after wrecking you by mistake
what sweethearts

[Anonymous No.]

whats her appeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211866
Truly the sweetest girls.
Its like getting accidentally stuck in a judgement cut when a Kiki is getting rid of insects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211885
You talking about Druella? She is a big dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211837
My ranged build will keep me away from those massive mamaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211916
Man I wish I could ask her out for coffee or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211916
God that makes her so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211931
>12 hours later

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211393
dont care

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211931
>send Druella a love letter figuring you have no chance
>a couple weeks later somebody knocks at the door at 3 AM
>everything after that is just a blur
>wake up some time the next day in a (you)-shaped crater in the bed with with a lim getting out of the shower asking if you want to go for round two

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211989
that is what druella thinks would happen
>what actually happens
>anon and druella have an awkward coffee date but both find it enjoyable
>manages to get each others numbers while druella runs away in embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

I was in the middle of a winter storm trying to get out and I heard this moaning from behind. I looked and saw this towering shadow with arms outstretched at me coming loser, and it had huge claws and white fur I could vaguely make out! And it said to me in the most eerie, creepily calm voice "Come here!" and tried grabbing me! I never ran so fast in my life before, I got out of the storm and reached my cabin. Must have been a fucking abominable snowman, trying to eat my flesh. I'm never going back into the snowy mountains again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212039
I want to hold hands with a lilim with her tail wrapped around our intertwined hands to lock us in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211931
the coffee shop went downhill after all those junkie spiders started hanging around

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212055
Degenerates like you belong with lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212052
>yeti hag trying to help people freezing in the winter but she keeps scaring them off because the snowfall gives her wampa vibes
>doesn't stop trying though
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212039
Who would be more awkward, Anon or Druella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211836
Surprisingly popular among sabbath personnel as a hazing ritual to force initiates to watch the whole thing.
Also caused a popular thought experiment of how they'd move to contain such a threat

[Anonymous No.]

Do not be tricked by the cat kingdom scouts.
They try to convince you to open the door with the promise of cookies, but if you open that door they will tie you up and throw you in the back of a van heading straight across the border.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212136
I only open the door to pizza succ

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no

Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211836
>get into the bomb shelter with comrade kiki
>once the blast door is sealed you notice her trying to hide a scratch on her arm
>you tear off her maid uniform only to see she now has a usa-flag bikini underneath
>she's ready to manifest your destiny
the horror

[Anonymous No.]

>Begin my heroic speech to the Demon Lord
>Voice cracks half way through it
>Her guards begin chuckling
>Fumble my words
>Her demure maids begin snickering
>Lose my place in the speech
>Try to bring out of my note card with it
>Drop it
>Laughter is getting louder
>When I try to pick it up I drop my sword
>Full blown laughter
>Note card is smudge to hell leaving it unintelligible
>Try to read it anyways
>Demon Lord herself is losing her composure
>Try to keep my dignity and leave
>Trip on the carpet
>Potions spill everywhere
>Demon Lord bursts out laughing
>Vow revenge on the Demon Lord
>Knew I should've gone to those Phantom acting classes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212173
>he didn't go for the speed running run
who needs a heroic speech when you can no clip through the walls and 1 shot the end boss with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212173
If I got laughed at like that by monsters I'd go back to the deepest part of human territory and never leave my room again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44211627
you fucking wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212229
don't bother with the crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212173
I can't believe Monsters would be so cruel like this, and Monster shills would tell you they actually love us a lot when they'll mercilessly tear down a guy like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212232
no i wanted the link to the archive

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE FLYING MONSTERS. JUST GET DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME. NO SWOOPING DOWN TO KICK ME DOESN'T COUNT, COME DOWN, STAY DOWN, AND FIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212240
you're going to be waiting a long time if you want actual evidence

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your wives hunt and capture more wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212260
they know me so well

[Anonymous No.]

Mimics have chests, Jinns have jars, so do rabbits have hats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212283
>do rabbits have hats?
>take off your hat when you get home
>rabbit jumps out and starts lazying on your couch and eating your chips
I sure hope not

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212260
>Arachne wife bringing you an angry hornet delinquent who needs "correcting"
>All tied up all she can do is thrash around like a greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212302
fancy spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212302
>mommy longlegs

[Anonymous No.]

>A Fairy approaches you
>Tells you that a bunch of Leanan Sidhe got into an argument
>Asks if you’d be interested in filling out a short survey in the hopes of settling said argument
>Ok sure, why not
>you examine the clipboard she gives you. There’s only one question on the sheet
>’Which of the following is the most important to you personally?’
>[] Literature
>[] Art
>[] Music

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212346
None of the above, I'm not good at any of those fields so why bother caring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212346
>write in the sex option
>circle it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212362
>tfw latenight has drawn enough lewds that I could count them on my hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212378

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212302
>Angry gyaru hornet tied up and completely at your mercy
>Arachne wife watching and giving encouragement and pointers while fingering herself
Fuck that’s hot.

[Anonymous No.]

deds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212242
Just yell out: "JOOR ZAAH FRUUL" and any dragon is bound to the ground and unable to fly. Thus granting you an opportunity to attack her while weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212448
Fuck I died now the Wisps are after me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212260
I would have to stop her around 3-4, I am not capable of performing beyond that small harem and don't want any feeling left out/neglected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212479
Do you think it’s painful when a unicorn’s horn splits in half like that when becoming a bicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212532
i assumed she just grew another horn

[Anonymous No.]

sheep butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212554
The horns are flat on the inside and look cracked open so to me it looks like the one horn split in half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209648
Large feline

[Anonymous No.]

Shout out to the brave men and women and heroes of The Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212639
That’s great /vg/ fag. But sorry to tell you all of them are gonna get monsterized and incubized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44209746
Terrifying? More like terrifyingly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212699
>/vg/ fag
I get that /vg/ is becoming our new boogeyman, but that's the usual /tg/ rapefugee, WHFnigger I think.
No idea what kind of autism compels him to stay for so long despite being so unwelcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212748
At this point what’s really the difference they all post off topic shit.

[Anonymous No.]

deader...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212854
>Live in undead kingdom
>Garlic bombing vampires
>Building sunlight cannons
>Hammering loose vampire clothing into the ground with Ashwood crucifixes
>Retreating to your secret base in the woods no vampire is invited into
Oh, shenanigans. You thought little Suzie would be a killjoy when she insisted on tagging along, but it turns out she's really into it. It's nice having a "face" adults trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212854
on low level shitters need an invitation

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212854
only low level shitters need an invitation

[Anonymous No.]

Is it unethical to feed burgers to a holst?

[Anonymous No.]

what mamono would play fighting games with me inside of a bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213221
make them bigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213221
It's unethical not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212585
What awaits her at the end of this grind?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't hug cute spider girls passionately or they will mark you!!

[Anonymous No.]

ME: https://litter.catbox.moe/wh2wg0.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213258
dear farmer anon, who's locked in his room

[Anonymous No.]

I need the softest snugglecow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213459
You get a flat, bony loli brat and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213486
Wrong. He will get the meatiest, cakiest, cuddliest monster in the whole world

[Anonymous No.]

pump-a-rum

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212242
Its okay she's a jobber, just throw a flashbang at her and kick her shins

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213594
but I mustn't! that's exploitative

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213648
kiss the kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213648
>>44213594
>Kikis going online and finding their mastahs while bombarding them with troll posts telling them to KYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213548
pump-a-rump

[Anonymous No.]

Pump and dumb monsters, not like they can force you to take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213769
Oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

Kot, help me! There are tentacles and things I cannot describe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213791
>go out for cigarettes
Now what? the big dumb snek can't even drive a car, I'll just skip town

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213803
You think that is going to stop her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213769
>Pump and dumb
please do not speak of miss.Wurm like that. You cannot just pick up Wurms and use them like barbells

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213840
Wurm Wielder did

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213648
>>44213658
>>44213668
how do kikis cope with masters who wouldn't even dare to put a finger on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213796
>spooky shog first encounter
very important part of eldritch relationships

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213855
Kiki has a number of tactics for seducing blockhead mastahs
1)cut a hole in the box
2)put your tits in the box
3)get mastah to open the box
And that's the way you do it! Her tits in a box!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213855
kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

drink yo tap water

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212240
>>>/jp/thread/S42600938#p42610412
Here you go. Life is stranger than fiction sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213908
>KC showed up to the thread once
>>>>/jp/thread/S42600938#p42610412
You serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213855
Professional Kiki: Won't mind as long as her master praises her for her job
Horny Kiki: raging mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213920
That is the logical conclusion of what I am reading, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213930
That's some Wonderland logic there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213947
You're entitled to your interpretation but it seems fairly cut and dry to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213930
You are literally retarded if you think this had to be KC, bunch of people knew about you even before you started having meltdowns about MGE and KC, especially those who lurk more than one thread/board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44204037
Can she find her husband after that or she get cursed by Eros to be forever alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214176
Anon, you're being schizo, there is no grand coordinated mge conspiracy from other sites and discords. KC just decided to come here and set the record straight.
Have a wight since you made her topical again.

[Anonymous No.]

It can potentially begin a completely new set of problems but in a pinch you can convince your average Hellhound to perform virtually any physical task imaginable in exchange for a belly rub and a big bag of sliced pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214256
*she may also demand a 'bone' to 'chew on'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214210
>KC actually came here just to humiliate the faggot who cried about shitposters to him
So when did you change your mind that that was posted by KC and not Aux or Puyo or whatever discord boogeyman that bullied you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214210
Sorry but KC probably forgot you even exist days after the poorly translated mail, it's all bored autists milking you for lols because rarely you get to see such lolcow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214210
>Japanese man comes to a foreign weeaboo site and writes a post in clean English that can't be machine translated and incorporates local lingo to expose some random fag that desperately tries to get his attention but fails to accomplish even a fraction of what Japanese trolls can do
Yep, Wonderland logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214337
Probably just asked his translator. Nothing else makes sense. Unless you think kcs twitter is run by aux or something, but that would be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214350
Yes I'm sure KC was aware of your idiocy on /vg/ and bunkerchan
Take your fucking meds already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214371
Yes, apparently. KC keeps a very close eye on MGE communities it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214256
I'd give her a belly rub without anything in exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to get my kiki a pet roomba

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214350
Reading through that thread, you seemed bsolutely convinced Aux posted that.
So why the sudden change in narrative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214413
I'm just a bystander, anon. My favorite monster girl is greila.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214437
If you like Grelia so much, why wont you take your meds?
See? You're scaring her with your unhinged rants about how some nip artist salaryman cares about what goes on in this shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214478
Greila says if I take the meds the secret connection that lets her make a portal only I can see will go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>"GIVE UPPIES NOW!"

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese sexdog (rare breed made specifically for sex)
>>44214505
anything for tiny wannie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44213671
Such a lewd ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214256
big sis hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214528
All ghosts are lewd

[Anonymous No.]

Ded

[Anonymous No.]

Bakamitai

[Anonymous No.]

this is what happens when you ignore your meido's signals for far too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214614
Very much so

[Anonymous No.]

>>44215101
But is it worth getting ectoplasm everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44215418
Is that a ginger ale? Root beer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44215390
I'll drink the ectoplasm straight from her nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>44215068
very unprofessional of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44215512
what does it taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44215645
Ecto-cooler

[Anonymous No.]

this baby can usurp so many kingdoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>44215913
It's all gooey

[Anonymous No.]

>>44215913
>not usurping the kingdom by legimate means, by marrying the pharaoh and fucking her into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki had a heart attack. She came in and saw me cooking my own food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44214297
Puuyo doesn’t post on 4chan at all. Some shit stirrer from Bunkerchan is more likely since those dipshits were actually posting literal Discord messages in the threads back in January/February. Mick called down the thunder and reaped what he sowed but KC probably doesn’t even give one fuck about his existence unless he goes full MGU retard with his game using stolen assets.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do if all the monsters I know in town genuinely don't like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44216517
likely the work of a yanster trying to isolate you from all the other monster by spreading false rumors. you'll wake up chained to your bed any day now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44216363
I think my aunt is too old for that kind of outfit

[Anonymous No.]

I'm KC. Not the actual one mind you, his reincarnation. The wheel of samsara is not linear.

[Breathfag No.]

>>44215913
>The blade is imbued with apophis' magic power
>It's difficult to hide its power
>Walking around ruins with it, typically you'll get captured by pharaoh's servants and become the servant's husband
>Pharaohs actually welcome men who come to them with this blade
>They see it as a grand marriage proposal
>They relish in the fact that the man wants to degrade himself and lose himself in pleasure with the pharaoh
>It's made of demonic silver and apophis venom and apophis magic
>Made by apophi
>Very few in number, but can be obtained from danukis
>Its design is the type that are often used by mamono dancers for self-defense and is worn by the guards that protect apophi
>It has the same properties as apophis venom
The picture's caption has her going on about "building a kingdom together <3 with her attacker. You're mine, and I'm yours."

[Anonymous No.]

I'm KC. The actual one mind you. Sabbath girls are simply superior.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not KC. Fuck flatties. Day of the megamorph soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217093
the uwaaabomber did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217119
Tell me about the uwaaabomber

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217134
scourge of the sabbath, master alchemist, never caught, never seen, hundreds of sabbath meetings and offices megamorph bombed, 100% victim marriage rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44216289
>kiki when you say delivery is fine for dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>44212079
Miss Yeti and Miss White Horn drown their sorrows and discuss single life at the local tavern

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217162
You're a horrible human being if you ever make a kiki look like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217177
Hey, this could be consensual. Some kikis have a cleaning denial fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217177
what about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217203
The pic gives the indication that mastah is calling the meido agency to have her replaced.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you downloading the bear sex game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>442172
delet this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217206
delet this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217177
Oh, please. They're crybabies, you say you want to clean one little windowsill yourself or have her take a short lunch break and they turn on the waterworks. Don't let yourself be manipulated, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

kikimora the explorer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217230
but anon she thought you liked human girls...

[Anonymous No.]

Its that time again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217209
If I'm remembering it correctly, the original story for that image is
>Anon hears glass break in the kitchen downstairs
>When he goes down to investigate he finds a kikimora who broke in through a window and is now cleaning it up
>He pulls out his phone to call the police but the kikimora throws herself at his feet and begs him to let her be his maid
So in short, kiki best girl

[Anonymous No.]

easiest to offend monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217436
dragons, pretty easy to make seethe with but a comments about how her wurm cousins are way better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217217
No fuck off because the context is so much worse. It was gay sex with a wolf shaped Druid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217217
yeah, see you there anon.
No tabaxi mgs...

[Anonymous No.]

As the thread dies I will repeat
Cait sith cute and snuggly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217162
>>44217234
Why do you want to make her sad, it's just mean. Maybe I'm an idiot or a simp but making mamonos cry out of pain/sadness is just pointless
>>44217206
I prefer If I'm the one who got dismemberment after getting drafted in a war for [local globhomo] and I get a kiki to help with what little of life is left to live afterward. Autodestructrice pulsions are normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217750

[Anonymous No.]

>>44215913
lick the blade and kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217750
Cait Sith make great chairs. Little else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44217963
And soccer balls, can't forget about that.