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44182119 No.44182119 [Reply] [Original]

What Touhou would you like to be? How would you want to become them, would the changes be physical or mental too?

>> No.44182157

Are you a homo or a tranny by any chance?

>> No.44182394

>>44182157
Wanting to be a Touhou is a time-honored/jp/ tradition

>> No.44184218
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44184218

Whet if people turned into Yuyuko?

>> No.44184257

Parsee. I'm already mostly mentally there, and I've already got the eyes and the legs. Just need blonde hair and a rack that good looks in a sleeveless shirt.

>> No.44184380

>>44184257
You'd be stuck as someone who is always jealous and miserable inherent to their species, Parsee is a really weird pick

>> No.44184431

I would like to be Kasen.
>How would you want to become them,
magic
>would the changes be physical or mental too?
Neither.

>> No.44185478

>>44184380
What do I say, that's a skin I'm already used to. I'd just be hotter.

>> No.44185485

>>44182119
I'm literally Chen.

>> No.44185635

>>44185485
Post tail

>> No.44185919
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44185919

i want to be a marisa

>> No.44186203

I'm fine being myself, but I suppose if I could be any 2hu I'd be Yukari.

>> No.44186258
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44186258

I hate my body because I am short and unattractive, but I wouldn't want to change my body into that of a girl because of it.

>> No.44188299

>>44182119
Keep your fetish out of /jp/.

>> No.44189907
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44189907

Alice before she lost her ultimate magic and became a loser.

>> No.44189954
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44189954

>>44189907
Alice moment, do you think in reality she became a youkai trying to kill herself but failed miserably and now she has become this depowered femcel version of herself?

>> No.44190346

>>44186258
You could've just said Rinnosuke you know

If you're basic bitch and boring

>> No.44190359

Fortune Teller. I will pick up where he left off, this time without getting bisected.

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>>44189954
I don't know how she could fall from grace so bad. She had her entire life set up for her before she was even born. Her mom is a literal Goddess who created a realm herself and who also has immensely powerful grimoires just laying around, free to be read by her children. Alice didn't even have to do anything if she really didn't want to. She could've lived her life in her mom's palace and enjoy all the luxuries that come from having the Goddess of Makai as your mom. But she somehow even failed in that and became a total loser. If I had had even half of the opportunities that she was given I'd be ruling both Gensokyo and the Moon by now.

>> No.44190987

>>44190445
No, you would just end up a creepy femcel like Alice. Alice is doomed to that fate. And if you say otherwise, I would want to be Remilia so I could make sure you entered such a fate.

>> No.44191017

>>44190987
I would breed Alice.

>> No.44191114

>>44191017
t. Alice

>> No.44191126
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>>44182119
the one that cooms the hardest

>> No.44191270

>>44182119
I dont need to become anyone.
I'm already Seija.

>> No.44192236

>>44191126
Girls don't do that

>> No.44192246

>>44182119
Either Sanae or Sakuya.

>> No.44192292

>>44190445
Look at her face. So innocent, so happy. No idea what's in store for her.

>> No.44195534
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>>44190987
I would NOT become some "femcel" loser as Alice. What would you be even able to do to ensure that as Remi? You'd be too busy being lazy and acting like a little brat.

>> No.44196630

>>44195534
I would NOT be lazy or a brat, Remi isn't either of those things! She's a hard worker with maturity and charm, there's a reason she has a whole mansion of obedient staff! She's a true and proper lady! And I would continue to uphold that as Remilia!

Just for that slander, I would manipulate fate to ensure an even further solidifying of your Alice fate! You deserve it for being so rude! Be stuck a creepy weirdo!

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44196673

I want to be forcefully and painfully transformed into Kogasa

>> No.44197639

>>44196673
Me too

>> No.44197645

>>44196673
>>44197639
I will not let that happen.

>> No.44198218
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44198218

it is easy for me as when I am drunk I become Aya immediately

>> No.44198229

>>44197645
I will become kogasa and you can't stop me

>> No.44198288

>>44198218
What if you smoke crack which 2hu would you be then??

>> No.44198573

Youki.
>respected elder
>unmatched swordsman
>epic gardening skilz
>cute lady as the boss
>mysterious disappearance during the cherry vanilla coke from the store-incident

>> No.44198604
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>>44196630
I wil NOT be a creepy weirdo, make dolls that resemble my friends, be too socially awkward to actually talk to said friends, become a shut-in, wet the bed, take pills just to get out of bed, or do anything even remotely resembling the stuff that a femcel loser would do. Remi's fate manipulation powers don't even really work all that well. And enjoy being a little bat brat for the rest of your (naturally unending) unlife.

>> No.44202391

>>44198604
Remi's/My power of fate manipulation does work like that! It's one of the most powerful abilities in Gensokyo, just like Remi is the most powerful and respect lady in Gensokyo! And she's not a brat, don't call her a brat anymore! Just for that I would manipulate fate more to force you to come for tea every now and then just so I can see how much of a creepy weirdo you are first hand!

>> No.44203224

>>44198573
Isn't youki a guy though? Seems kinda gay.

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