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What are the implications?

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>> No.44133630
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I need your fluffiest monsters, monster sellers

>> No.44133646
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Kej!

>> No.44133695

>>44133605
I'm done waiting
I'll take all the cockroach and mushroom girls i don't care just open the portals
I'm willing to take the sacrifice for everyone

>> No.44133723

>>44133695
Myconids are amazing stfu.
I want myconid hugs.
I want to inhale myconid spores.
I want to make more myconids.

>> No.44133736
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>44133605

>> No.44133750
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I don't want to sniff Danuki breath, I just want to cum inside every single orifice of a Danuki cake

>> No.44133793
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>"Anon-guide, this is summer season for Winterstown yes?"
>"Why do my shivers persist? Surely the cold and snow must stop"
>"I have words for this Ice Queen, and you're coming with me for cuddle support"
>Anon-guide was later seen carting an Anubis-sized ice block from Ice Queen's palace as Rata-chan took paparazzi photos

>> No.44133797

>>44133750
When you kiss her, you will be sniffing her breath.
When she's overtop you, looking at you face-to-face, panting heavily, you will be sniffing her breath.

You will enjoy it.

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>> No.44133806
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>>44133605
The green bean of gluttony, farmers fear her, men love her.

>> No.44133821

>>44133806
She's cuter as a butterfly

>> No.44133843

>>44133821
yes

>> No.44133844
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>> No.44133865

>>44133821
I'm not really into Greenworms but I'd feel bad if one claimed me and then papped because it wouldn't be fair that she liked me the way I am and then changed for me, and I wouldn't be able to do the same for her.

>> No.44133897

>>44133865
That part does feel kinda bad. I could handle a wonder worm, but not a green worm.

>> No.44133910

>>44133897
Are you sure you can handle a wonderworm?

>> No.44133911

>>44133910
nta but I'm asthmatic so no

>> No.44133921

>>44133910
I'm not sure I can handle any woman at all, but I think maybe?

>> No.44133958
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Sexy sleepy mouse

>> No.44133988

>>44133605
What is the worst monster girl, that someone could like
And why is it the amazoness

>> No.44133996

>>44133988
All monsters are likable and none of them are bad
siths

>> No.44134005

Added some more dialogue in and got up to 10k words where now I feel like I can make a chapter 9 eventually which might be about the bloodmoon goddess falling in love with someone but with whom exactly I haven’t figured out yet.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45830287/chapters/115340014

>> No.44134006

>>44133958
Sweet sugary dormouse breath!
First thing in the morning if smells of sugar cookies in the oven. Delicious!

>> No.44134031

Which 2hus are monstrous enough fir these threads?

>> No.44134037
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>>44133865
>>44133897
You're hurting her feelings!

>> No.44134049
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>> No.44134051

>>44134031
Just call it a witch or dark mage touhou.

>> No.44134060
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Message from Eros: Dote on little girls

>> No.44134064

>>44133865
But that's the natural life cycle of a greenworm.

>> No.44134101

>>44134031
>yokai good
>human bad
Unless you use one of those pictures where Marisa or Reimu are monsters.

>> No.44134103

>>44133988
amazoness, dark elves, siths, hellhounds, manticores...

>> No.44134124

>>44134037
Sorry, I'm not into nubby tubes but papillon are super great.

>> No.44134132

>>44133988
I hate you so fucking much right now you do this shit every thread almost, stop fucking bitching and talk about the things you like rather than the things you dislike, FUCK.

>> No.44134150
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>>44134031
Any of the ones that don't look like regular humans.

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>>44133605

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>> No.44134196

I HATE THE DEMON LORD
I HATE THE DEMON LORD
I HATE THE DEMON LORD

>> No.44134200

>>44134031
Reimu's balls and Marissa's fat snake

>> No.44134224
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>>44134031

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>>44134132
Not him but.
This is the monster girl I like. I think she has very nice hips.

Say something nice about her.

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>> No.44134264

>furshit
kys irishman

>> No.44134284 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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What's an anagram of sith?

>> No.44134301

>>44134284
hits. Did you never play fable?

>> No.44134355
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>>44134031
What matters is that the inhuman traits are emphasized, rather than just being a fancy type of hat that is otherwise without significance.

>> No.44134364
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Cum inside Anubis Buttholes.

>> No.44134393

>>44134355
I went ten years before realizing that rans hat was shaped to accommodate her ears.

>> No.44134402
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Being a chaperone for the Sabbath is hard work.

>> No.44134421

I will only cum inside sabbath girls if they got big butts.

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>>44134364
>lousy image
>posted every thread
>iPhone filename
Here. Take something that isn't making a poggers face

>> No.44134452 [DELETED] 

>>44134196
Quite don't let (((them))) and their brain dead supporters hear you.

>> No.44134476

>>44134103
Fucking agree, and the people that like them are the most insufferable faggots. probably from low testosterone
>>44134132
found the Amazon fag lmao

>> No.44134506

>>44134476
I’m not Amazoness are just too basic for me I like Wendigos, Anubises, Wererabbits and Wisps, which if I remember correctly aren’t under any of the femdom branches.

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GAZER
WOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.44134534

>>44134506
>Wisps
>Not femdom
So either you're the annoying anti-femdom faggot or you're a fucking secondary (or both).

Try talking about stuff you like instead of stuff you hate.

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How do I tell a married night gaunt from an unmarried night gaunt? They say an unmarried one won't have wings but that means every picture features a married one, so what does a single night gaunt look like?

>> No.44134562

>>44134534
Wisps might be but those other three are not, also I’m not that anti-femdom guy you’re talking about. I’m just sick of the complaining where that guy always makes that post to start shit.

>> No.44134564

>>44134031
All except the human gang

>> No.44134572

>>44134551
She still has wings but the wings don't have hands.

>> No.44134573

there is tasteful femdom and there is bad femdom

>> No.44134579

>>44134564
There like 3 girls out of the whole series that are pure human.

>> No.44134583

>>44134551
It’s the eyes on her back you can tell that are married that has a purple grin across it’s face right below it’s eyes.

>> No.44134588
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A GYARU! A GYARU! MY KINGDOM FOR A GYARU!
-Richard III, moments before an oni in lepard print mating pressed him at the Battle of Bosworth

>> No.44134596

I don't like gyaru, but I do like chubby nerds

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>>44134579
About 9 actually, not counting Sanae

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>>44134588
>in highschool I heard the "Now is the winter of our discontent" speech and it kinda resonated
>it does even more in my 20's
How many dudes do I have to kill, directly or by proxy for a Gyaru monster girl?

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>>44134551
So a unmarried one would kinda look like this where there isn’t a smiling face looking back at you.

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>>44134588
Lovey-dovey gyarus are the highest tier

>> No.44134642

a gyaru and a chubby nerd or a chubby gyaru is amazing

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>>44134642
Chubby gals belong with skinny anons.

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>>44134631
anyone got that image of a gyaru banshee?
undead are favorites of mine

>> No.44134679
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>> No.44134682

>>44134679
Is this ai?

>> No.44134684

>>44134060
id pamper her even plumper. small girls are for being spoiled rotten.

>> No.44134697

>>44134682
Doesn't look like it. What makes you think it is?

>> No.44134700

>>44134161
kinda reminds me of that Alice Angel from those terrible Bendy games

>> No.44134735

>>44134697
The lines

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>>44134421
I will cum inside the non-sabbath lolis with big butts instead

>> No.44134758

big horns allow for extra carrying capacity

>> No.44134759

>>44134588
>A GYARU! A GYARU! MY KINGDOM FOR A GYARU!
>jokingly say this as you walk out of your appartment
>when you get home suddenly every monster in the building is wearing animal print and dyed their hair blonde

>> No.44134798

I'm going to keep blowing my load into tissues and leaving them on monster's door steps

>> No.44134825

>>44134735
AI art always has that weirdly synthetic look to it. I don't see that in >>44134679.

>> No.44134853

>>44134798
I wouldn’t do that with dog mamonos they will track you down easily by just the smell of your cum alone.

>> No.44134858

>>44134006
Not gonna lie, the way you describe dormouse breath makes me want to smell it too.

>> No.44134890

>>44134853
>Kobold knocks on anon's door
>"Hi! You dropped these!"
>Attempt to shut door on kobold
>"You weren't going to waste these, were you?"
>Kobold gives anon puppy eyes
>"I know you weren't going to just leave them. A nice looking human like you would never let all those potential puppies go!"

>> No.44134935

I genuinely think cu sith is better than kobold.

>> No.44134943
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Milk! Do you accept?

>> No.44134949

>>44134943
Only if it's fresh.

>> No.44134980

>>44134943
I've already had my cup of milk today

>> No.44134992

>>44134943
sure, heat was starting to make me crave something to drink anyways

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>>44134943
Of course

>> No.44135019

>>44134943
From the tap?

>> No.44135028

>>44135001
You just made me have a flashback anon.

>> No.44135032

>>44135001
This is all fucking want

>> No.44135044

>>44134943
I don't like milk

>> No.44135064

>>44135044
>Holst wakes up from her nightmare in a cold sweat.

>> No.44135065
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>>44135044
You WHAT?

>> No.44135080

>>44135044
your getting hooked up to the output of the Gremtech turbomilker 36,009

>> No.44135107

Getting facesat by a syrupy sweet Alraune.

Getting drained by weapons-grade Ghoul mouth pussy.

Yes.

>> No.44135119

>>44135064
>>44135065
>>44135080
I said nothing wrong! Milk just tastes like bad water! Like it's not made to be drank by humans!

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>> No.44135137

>>44135119
Anon, there are some things you just don't say out loud!

>> No.44135144
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>> No.44135145

>>44135107
monsters for face sitting?
monsters for ass eating?

>> No.44135165

>>44135145
wight, cait sith, pharaoh, all those un do vampires
>eating
imp. I hope you mean your ass

>> No.44135182

>>44135137
Oh so monsters can say stuff like "I bet he has a cute dick" or "I wish i could smother him with my chest right now" all day but I can't say I hate milk?! That's dumb! Monsters are stupid!

>> No.44135206

>>44135165
I mean yea but also I want to eat aphophis ass

>> No.44135217
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Wondering Wonderland is wonderful ?

>> No.44135222

>>44135206
I don't know how that works and the single bit of lamia art I have seen that showed any ass had an actual ass on her, which is absurd because those muscles are created due to being bipedal.

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>>44135001
Is this the same artist as sneks on a plate?

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>>44135222

>> No.44135268

>>44135222
they are monsters so those muscles are for clapping and eating. if I want grape snek to have an ass to eat out of, then grape snek will eatable ass have

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>> No.44135311

>>44135264
>"And this, my fellow pharaoh, is how I shall avoid being infected with sex venom."
>Proceeds to pull up her lamia onsie
>"Humanity hurrah. We slightly less sex crazed monsters shall prevail over the filthy inhuman sex crazed monsters."
>isis music plays in background.

>> No.44135380

Which mg is built for faceless old men?

>> No.44135387

>>44135380
Ancient Abyssal Monsters.

>> No.44135396

>>44135380
sometimes when you marry a sabbath girl your face falls off

>> No.44135398
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>>44135380

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>>44135380
JK delinquent Hellhounds.

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>>44135380
>good news, gyaru shog doesn't care that you're a creepy old man
>bad news, she replaced your wardrobe with clothes made of her and now you look like a creepy old man who's also a gyaru

>> No.44135473

>>44135467
not as if i go outside anyhow

>> No.44135495

>>44135473
I suspect that's the plan, unless she's really into creepy old crossdressers.

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>> No.44135514

>Find apophis kingdom
>Smuggle pharaoh into kingdom
>Sneak into the apophis' bedroom
>Pharaoh bites apophis' neck

The look on her face will be priceless

>> No.44135532

>>44135495
I mean they are monsters after all some probably have very strange fetishes.

>> No.44135540

Greenworms are one of the most wholesome monsters to exist
What are some other wholesome monsters?

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>> No.44135550

>>44135540
dogs are loyal

>> No.44135562

>>44135549
Fuck off.

>> No.44135566

>>44135540
doromes are one of few monsters capable of using the [platonic hug] technique although it's still risky

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>> No.44135586

>>44135540
Trolls are cute and good at housekeeping.
Yetis and Bogeys just want to hug you and make you feel better.
Black Harpies have strong family values.

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>>44135619

>> No.44135629

>>44135626
>>44135619
post something interesting instead

>> No.44135635

>>44135626
That's a scary Automaton.

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>>44135626

>> No.44135638
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>> No.44135643

Personally, I'm satisfied with my Automaton who isn't overbearing like other Monsters are. She explains that she can't feel things like "love" and emotions anyway and only abides pure machine logic. She doesn't treat me like some husband and expect me to perform husband duties, and I don't call her "wife" when asking her to do things like cook my dinner. And the best part is that she'll never burden me with some brats to raise. She's just my servant and nothing more, which is perfect for me when I devote most of my time to writing my novels. I hope it never changes.

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>>44135629
Nta but is this interesting enough for you.

>> No.44135645
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>>44135629
What could be more interesting than some more insight into MGE, world building even?

>> No.44135650

>>44135645
obsessed

>> No.44135652

>>44135583
>viking sabbath raiders coming to rape and pillage your village
Scary...

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Heroine-chan is back to protect her fellow human! Why are her breasts so big suddenly? It was the armor, it was too tight so she took it off, haha! Why the revealing clothes? It was really hot in the armor, haha.

>> No.44135659

>>44135650
Correct, you are.

>> No.44135681

>>44135656
Why don't monster girls just walk around naked?

>> No.44135693
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>> No.44135699

>>44135629
The word arcane is usually used in sentences relating to magic but the actual definition of the word has nothing to do with magic
It just means knowledge only known by a handful of people.

>> No.44135701

>go to dragonia
>go to bar
>crawl onto dragons lap
>sleep

>> No.44135707

>44128446
She loves to laugh ?
She loves to sing?
She does everything?

>> No.44135711

>>44135656
Well it is good to have my LOYAL COMPANION by my side!
And she need not worry about her chest, I have seen monsters far bustier than her so she needn't worry about her increased bosom.

>> No.44135713

>>44135512
What I wouldn't give to clean the syrupy nectar off of Alraune thighs with my tongue.

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>> No.44135742

>>44135549
Is that a bowl of... pussy?

>> No.44135743

>>44135713
>Alraune saying "Missed a spot" over and over again

>> No.44135750

>>44135707
Who are you responding too?

>> No.44135759

>>44135743
Her doing that would leave me no choice but to plug it up at the source.

>> No.44135782

>>44135645
Alp horns

>> No.44135784

>>44135681
>Why don't monster girls just walk around naked?
Seeing all the titty monsters and lolis walking around nude all day would leave you desanitized, the skimpy armor that leaves just enough for imagination keeps your neurons activated.

>> No.44135822

>>44135782
That's cute, actually

>> No.44135831

>>44135681
That would actually be less erotic.

>> No.44135832

>>44135782
>>44135822
stay on /lgbt/, troon lovers.

>> No.44135839

>>44135832
Maybe don’t give a girl forward facing horns, which only show up twice in MGE? Alps and Lilims. She sure as she doesn’t look like a Lilim to me so that kind of narrows it down doesn’t it.

>> No.44135841

>>44135619
>>44135626
>>44135636
This stuff is great

>> No.44135846

>>44135839
Kill yourself shitdick.

>> No.44135849

>>44134573
All Femdom is garbage

>> No.44135851

>>44135846
I believe shitdick would be the alp lover.

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>>44135782
Is this like the thick tails now?

>> No.44135863

>>44135841
Now I want a late 18th century pirate themed Sabbath crewed by Wights, Zombies, and Skeleton girls because it’s “spooky and sexy”. Make way for Tortuga lasses we have husbands to plunder and all that.

>> No.44135866

What if a Bapho had horns like this goat.
https://files.catbox.moe/dq8p9n.jpeg

>> No.44135871

>>44135241
Jewish post, kill yourself kike

>> No.44135880

>>44135855
It’s whatever you want I was honestly bored.

>> No.44135881

>>44135849
wrong

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>> No.44135899

>>44135866
Needs to ask for a refund looks like work out equipment handle bars

>> No.44135901

>>44135855
FLUFFY PUBES!

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>>44135880
Fair enough, I thought it was the start of some genuine cherrypicking autism.
>>44135899
I see no problem if she helps you work out.

>> No.44135916
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wurms are cute

>> No.44135919

>>44135645
stop posting this.

>> No.44135918

>>44135912
Alp baphomet
An Alphomet

>> No.44135922

>>44135645
Keep posting this.

>> No.44135923

>>44135916
she's such a hard worker!

>> No.44135928

>>44135912
The only cherries I want to pick are from an Alraune who’s equally tart and moist.

>Genuinely work out
Outer horns are for slow rider nice and easy fuck. Inner horns are for working the core and glutes while you take her to pound town.

>> No.44135934

>>44135916
Wurm at law

>> No.44135937

>>44135916
>>44135923
>>44135934
>hehe stahmps

>> No.44135943

>>44135871
Based

>> No.44135945

The moon

>> No.44135948

>>44134364
What happened to the guy that used to draw these anubises? Did he also quit like Daxem? Sometimes I even wonder if Nav still lurks around here from time to time

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>>44135919
Why? Baphs aren't the most original girls around, but this one is kinda cute.

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If men did not want to be raped by bugs, then why is it so easy to break into their houses?

>> No.44135951 [DELETED] 

>>44135881
Cope and rope, women will never be dominant

>> No.44135954

>>44135937
>she just dressed to get in since they serve free food

>> No.44135958

>find love with a beautiful catgirl
>play into her cat nature and mostly take her from behind, biting her neck to hold her in place and holding her hair
>this triggers her instincts
>Mollys traditionally hit males after they pull out
>you now have a bloody nose

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>>44135945
Rabbits of the Moon.

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I'm still hanging on to my desires. I will get my robot wife.

>> No.44135975

>>44135968
sorry best we've got is a Chinese room

>> No.44135981

>>44135945
Oh no captain anon, a monster space ship is making it way to our lunar station, you must stop them!

>> No.44135983

>>44135881
Why do you respond to bait

>> No.44135987

>>44135916
I desire to steal all nubis hair snakes

>> No.44135988

>>44135951
but monster girls are. most popular mgs are dominant rape machines. seethe

>> No.44135990

>>44135988
Stop responding to it, that’s what it wants.

>> No.44135999

>>44135983
I see like four baits going. It's hyperbait hours.

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I will awaken the aggressive side of my meido

>> No.44136009

>>44136001
you mustn't anon, that highly exploitative

>> No.44136028

>>44135849
The term "femdom" is so fucking broad it's useless. A woman hugging your face into your tits and petting your hair is thrown under the same umbrella as some mentally ill retard getting his balls stomped on.

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>>44135975
Chinese room is bullshit, I know we can get conscious robots. I believe.

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>>44136001
>"Why are Mastahs always so FUCKING stupid?"

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i will wake to wurm in my face and just hug her
what would you do if you see this right at the side of your bed?

>> No.44136051

>>44136041
>fever is clearly making the poor girl delusional, I best let her sleep it off

>> No.44136066

>>44136045
>squish cheeks
>pull into bed
>cuddle
>sleep more

>> No.44136072

I love Kikis design but I don't like the maid dynamic

>> No.44136075

Reminder that Succubi are immune to insults. Call one a slut? Rape. Call one a treacherous whore? Rape. Call one a soulsucking abomination? Tender hug.

>> No.44136084

>>44136072
This they should be Slavic pagans who worship sacred mountains instead.

>> No.44136091

>>44135949
"Why?"
It's because there's a gaggle of circlejerking autists who froth at the mouth over some chang Baphofag.

>> No.44136093

>>44136072
don't worry anon, there's not enough masters to go round so most of them will have to work soul crushing office jobs instead

>> No.44136101

>>44136075
Call her a nigger

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>>44136072
Even their profile mentions an alternative where they drag you kicking and screaming out of your comfort zone and turn you into a productive member of society read: NPC by force

>> No.44136116

>>44136101
>calling a brown succ the n word
>just rapes you harder
You WILL be a good man, you WILL be happy and you WILL be a husband.

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>>44136084
I have a mountain for her to worship

>> No.44136119

>>44136101
>Boom Choco Succ

>> No.44136120

>>44136091
I'm only aware of one subhuman here who does this.

>> No.44136126

>>44136118
a frosting knife?

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>>44133605

>> No.44136135

>>44136093
This hurts me
>>44136102
But this hurts me even more
I cannot have a kiki, it would just make us both miserable.
What is a good monster for a useless man like myself?

>> No.44136145

>>44136119
Would unironically be really happy with a very dark choco succ.
>>44136135
What do you prefer then?

>> No.44136161

>>44136145
I don't really have a preference I guess?
Just no slimes or sandworms or something

>> No.44136174

>>44136135
Your post feels like it could be turned into a story about how a Anon feels so useless to his Kiki he wants her to leave do to him feeling so useless. While his Kiki tries and guide him to see he isn’t useless, and at the end of the story he rises above himself and sees he wasn’t useless after all and marries the Kiki that has help him along the way to uplift himself to his true potential.

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Be sure to be nice to wife's friends when you first meet her, in the case of Holstaurs that will usually be other Holstaurs but could also include Harpies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_egret

>> No.44136217

What monster is easiest to bait on 4mon?

>> No.44136223

>>44136174
Thats great and all, but I just dont like the idea of someone taking care of me
I want to care for them instead, even if im just really bad at everything

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>> No.44136249

>>44136217
Just post a spoilered picture that's actually all red to enrage all the Minos, too easy.

>> No.44136250

>>44136217
The proud ones. Probably elves, but nachos would get delightfully tilted.

>> No.44136251

>>44136225
Didn't get canceled because the anime got a little too spicy or something like that?

>> No.44136274

>>44136120
There's at least two that I know of but that's getting off topic.

>> No.44136283

are dragons like rich haugthy city slickers
wyverns normal people living in the suburabs
wurms are the hillbillies?

>> No.44136284

>>44136217
ironically enough, cheshires
>regularly banned by jannubis
>taunt one after she gets banned
>uses VPN to evade the ban and give a backhanded comment
>banned again

>> No.44136292

Should I draw baphomets instead of siths for a while? It's likely good practice. Easier to find books on it too.

>> No.44136298

>>44136217
>post partial image of self with timestamp
>say something like "only like mere lizards"
>post on the dragon board (or hoard if you will)
>watch the fireworks

>> No.44136299

Greenworms are dumb and stupid.

>> No.44136317

>>44136250
>>44136217
>Anon: When you think about, Atlantis-Nachos are like the Dollar Tree Arachnes. They can't even spin their own webs without sitting on some guy's tentacle nest face.
>Nacho: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR GAME IS BUT I TRY MY HARDEST TO MAKE THIS PLACE PURE AND PURGED. YOU ORDERITE DOGS JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THAT I'M TRYING TO BRING THE TWO WORLDS TOGETHER.
>Next post: "If I wanted a bitchy plank of wood for a wife I'd just go and find a Dryad."

>> No.44136327

>>44136217
Talk shit about katanas or longswords. Guaranteed ochimusha and cursed sword replies. Bonus points if you talk about which is better at pleasing men.

Alternatively, bring up bunk studies on harmful side effects of venom on men. Venom or no venom is always a wedge issue for some monsters.

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>>44136299
Weak. You are weak and pathetic.

>> No.44136369

Fuck your monster wife in the most otherworldly ways possible. Drink all the potions turn into a sex monstrosity.

>> No.44136382

Gonna sleep outside in winter

>> No.44136402

>>44136369
i don't want to be a furry.

>> No.44136403

What do you do when you see a haughty Vampire asserting her authority and being mean to other Monsters and looking down at them? She won't stop ranting about how she's an heir of a pure bloodline of the most ancient Vampires that come straight from their original ancestor and that she rules the night and is all powerful, and she calls humans like you "meat".

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>> No.44136414

>>44136403
Ask if she knows count chocula

>> No.44136421

>>44136334
I wish I could stop considering Greenworm, she is pretty much the perfect childhood friend MG.

>> No.44136433

>>44136403
Ask her if Marilyn Manson knows she's been raiding his wardrobe.

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>>44136421
>I wish I could stop considering Greenworm
If only, Greenworm anon casted a powerful spell upon me
>she is pretty much the perfect childhood friend MG.
and the perfect wife MG

>> No.44136472

>>44136403
I quickly douse her with holy water that will burn her flesh and follow it up by driving a stake right into her heart, turning her to dust and killing the bloodsucking abomination that is an affront to God. I then get on my knees and pray and ask for her soul to be saved regardless and purified so she gets to go to Heaven.

>> No.44136476

What is even the appeal of greenworms?
They just look gross

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>>44136476
>What is even the appeal of greenworms?
They're green and also worms.

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>>44136403
I tell her Miss Wight is better.

>> No.44136491

>>44136476
the face is quite smug

>> No.44136494

>>44136450
No, I need to leave due to reasons and come back to a papillon. I'm sure she'd understand me not recognizing her.

>> No.44136520

Imagine a Papillon flirting with you knows A LOT about you, but you met so many Greenworms in the past that you have no idea which one she is.

>> No.44136535

I'm more of a moth guy myself

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>leave it to me

>> No.44136546

>>44136535
I bet their larva form is fuzzy too. Worm mofu.

>> No.44136553

>>44136535
Read moth as goth at first

>> No.44136564

>>44136476
I prefer Wonderworms myself, but I am also an unabashed idiot who loves Lewis Carroll.

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>>44136537
lap pillow

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>>44136535
You're a moth guy? Well, I'm more of a mothman

>> No.44136585

>>44136488
This is how you get sent to the Vampire's dungeon with no hope of being rescued.

>> No.44136591

magical girl papillon that your greenworm friend is never around to see for some reason

>> No.44136615
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>>44136585

>> No.44136620

>>44136615
it's a good feeling when a vampire lifts you bodily before snacking

>> No.44136631

>>44136585
I will sing and scream loudly the whole time about how much I like Miss Wight until she gets annoyed enough to release me.

>> No.44136644

>>44136631
She'll just gag you.

>> No.44136649

>>44136585
What happens if I accidentally kick my football through the vampire's window?

>> No.44136659

Don't do anything slightly feminine around big strong monsters, they love a sensitive man.

>> No.44136662

Miss Wight is SHIT. Don't ever compare that gaudy skank to true royalty like Miss Vampire.
Miss Vampire is not mad, she's not jealous. She's NOT! YOU ARE! YOU ARE!!!!

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>>44136662

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>>44136662
WIGHT SUPREMACY
WIGHT POWER

>> No.44136682

>>44136662
I'll just be chilling with Miss, excuse me, MRS WIGHT in the SUNLIGHT and after we're done we're going to EXAMINE OURSELVES IN THE MIRROR and look at lovely new ROSARIES.

I'm sure MISS vampire would love to join us. It's too bad she doesn't have an invitation into my, sorry, our house.

Go enjoy your tomato juice.

>> No.44136687

MISS WIGHT IS JUST A LOW LEVEL GENTRYWOMAN, SHE'S JUST A SHITTY ZOMBIE THAT PUT ON SOME MAKEUP AND FANCY NEW CLOTHING! SHE'S NOTHING!
MISS VAMPIRE WAS BORN INTO ARISTOCRACY! PEOPLE LIKE MISS WIGHT RANK BELOW, MISS WIGHT IS JUST MISS VAMPIRE'S SERVANT!
SHE COULD BEAT MISS WIGHT IN A FIGHT EASILY

>> No.44136689

At least Vampires aren't coal burners.

>> No.44136711

>>44136689
why bring that up again.

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>>44136662

>> No.44136724

>>44136711
Don't reply to mick.

>> No.44136732

>>44136717
>vampires tits are bigger
See? Do you see now who is better?! DO YOU COMPREHEND?!

>> No.44136734

>>44136711
He is an Alp.
Please understand.

>> No.44136736

>>44136711
Because Wightfags are annoying and always have been. What's wrong with making fun of them?

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I wonder who could be behind all these posts getting undead to fight

>> No.44136742

>>44136620
In that game she just bends down and bite you. This also depletes your HP and raises your arousal gauge to max in no time. Basically you're done if she catches you

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>> No.44136748

>>44136717
>Anon's head is facing towards vampire

Cope and seethe Blights

>> No.44136759

both are shit, the jiangshi is better than both
two words
J I G G L E P H Y S I C S

>> No.44136761

>>44136724
too busy checking out that cute monster girl in the latest ratchet and clank game.
have some monster girl animation though, very prelim stuff of course.
https://files.catbox.moe/ea7sso.webm

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>>44136759
one of many strong arguments to switch classes to masseuse

>> No.44136779

>44136736
>person who tries to force the retarded blacked meme out of nowhere calls others annoying
Oh I get it you are a vampire because you are clearly unable to see your projection in the mirror

>> No.44136784

>>44135638
Finally, a childhood friend who'll enjoy the protagonist picking someone else.

>> No.44136785

>>44136778
and you can tease them much easier, they are blue
are very cute
can be any size
can be your servant
usually have an evil hermit as a master
should i go on?

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>> No.44136830

I will cause Miss Vampire and Miss Wight to fight over me just to make it easier for me to escape both of them.

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>> No.44136855

>>44136832
I bet he looked like a turtle from below. Kicking one's legs just fires something predatory and primal in sea monsters.

>> No.44136859

>>44136819
Trash art.

>> No.44136865

>>44136859
better than mine. I think the style is just too western cartoon calarts.

>> No.44136874

>>44136859
You've never watched the Fairly Oddparents before?

>> No.44136879

>>44136615
Game?

>> No.44136882

>>44136859
If he didn't put an oc that looked straight out of a fucking 2010s flash game into all his drawings I'd be ok with it.

>> No.44136888

>>44136882
i'd still hate it so he may as well double down

>> No.44136889

Embarrassing Dryads and Alraune by wanting to eat their fruit!

>> No.44136890

>>44136879
isn't that fobs? It's a really well known and old game.

>> No.44136894

>>44136832
I'm scared that she has a large uh "member" down there, knowing the artist

>> No.44136896

>>44136879
>>44136890
super monsters n girls

>> No.44136903

>>44136832
This, but I'm not a shota.

>> No.44136904

>>44136888
of course, of course. The cardinal sin of not being mge enough.

>> No.44136906

>>44136890
There's a lot of h games that look similar, just wanted to make sure

>> No.44136909

>>44136882
Nah, even his art style for the monster girls makes them look fucking ugly.

>> No.44136916

>>44136906
I know like four of these pixel games and they all look the same to me. No idea how anyone gets off to them and their 5 second loss loops.

>> No.44136919

>>44136904
it's plenty mge, just an eyesore

>> No.44136931

>>44136909
>>44136888

ok nvm. looked at some more of his art and it's meh.
The goofy M&M man sends it from bad to shit.

>> No.44136939

>>44136903
Given that's a Mikoyan piece there's like a 90% chance she has a dick.

>> No.44136941

>>44136916
a bit of imagination to go along with the scenario does help

>> No.44136945

>>44136939
>she

>> No.44136948 [DELETED] 

Rude, but absolutely true and realistic reminder:

There is no such thing as female weebs or female mangaka who create, enjoy and consume rape and gangrape doujins you often see in the internet. Female mangaka and especially rape and sexual violence doujin authors who're women are not real. if there are, they are abnormal anomalies and are the absolute extreme less than 1% minority. Vast 90-plus percent majority of artists/mangaka are men and WILL BE only men who are horny coom brained porn addled coomers that make and enjoy media of women being brutally raped, sodomized and dehumanized. And any idea and notion that "le based horny women artists" is not real because what makes you think women consume that or make such a thing that degrades, humiliates and dehumanizes them?

Clearly shows the manga-anime industry IS INDEED made up of majority men and women are an absolute less than 1% minority. Keep that in mind.

>> No.44136954

>>44136948
wrong thread?

>> No.44136959
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>>44136948
Okay?

>> No.44136962

>>44136948
>write all this tripe
>can't even check if he's in the right thread
Fucking retard

>> No.44136967

>>44136711
Because it is the new normal. After all, you Americans have popularized and normalized "everything is political" and that politics, IdPol and 4chan /pol/ behavior is normalized pop culture at this point. So that is the bed you Westerners made, deal with it and sleep in it.

>> No.44136973

>>44136967
another troubling insight into your horribly warped mind

>> No.44136975
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44136975

Calm down and go to sleep

>> No.44136976

>>44136954
>wrong thread?
>>44136962
>>can't even check if he's in the right thread
Okay, fair enough.

>> No.44136986
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44136986

Mick this and pol that. I just want to grill.

>> No.44136989

>>44136973
But you all allowed this to happen and fester didn't you? So, sleep in the bed and culture you made. Westerners.

>> No.44136992

>>44136967
I feel sorry for the man who thinks that politics only exist in America and that nobody else on the planet talks about them.
For this poor man's sake, nobody show him how the rightwing in Japan have vans that drive through the streets constantly blasting propaganda, it would destroy the bubble he's made for himself to live in.

>> No.44137000

>>44136986
>responds with a /pol/ leaning image

>> No.44137001

>>44136939
Why are people like this? You know at that point they should just draw men fucking each other in the asses rather than fucking around with this futa shit it’s just a gateway into homosexuality. All of it is just dumb and gay.

>> No.44137004
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44137004

>>44136975

>> No.44137010

>>44136939
She's never been drawn with one. Only ever a shark pussy.

>> No.44137014

>>44137000
How the fuck is grilling political now, what is there a race war over grilling or some shit?

>> No.44137024

https://files.catbox.moe/tonlgn.jpg

Cute MGE Hellhound based Cerberus that's unfortunately pretty furry.

>> No.44137027

>discord niggers dragging their schizoid nonsense back into the thread
>gacha niggers
>furfaggots back
Abandon thread.

>> No.44137029

>>44137027
https://files.catbox.moe/tcj0o1.png
Have a lop.

>> No.44137030
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44137030

>>44137004

>> No.44137038

>>44137000
>/pol/ leaning
Subhumans are not welcome here.

>> No.44137044

>>44137038
A lot of us have submissive tendencies, though.

>> No.44137046

>>44137014
"I just want to grill" with clipart of an middleaged white guy smiling is a dank meme that was either started by people who want to ignore the Current Thing and live their lives, or by people who hate those people and want to make fun of them. Her pose is basically copied off of it.

Hellwan is also wearing an Argentina shirt ("ARGENTINA IS WHITE")

I'm not saying he's right to have an autistic fit, but that's probably what's triggering him

>> No.44137056
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44137056

Stop with the mad

>> No.44137063
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>> No.44137066

>>44137014
>>44137038
You know the Grilling meme is a political meme and talking point. It originally was just a forgettable Clipart image put and used in meme image. But has now been appropriated for politics in left vs. right. Sooooo??? Am I not correct?

>> No.44137073

>>44137066
You're a massive faggot is what you are.

>> No.44137077

>>44137027
It's literally the same retarded irish furfag posting 99% of the garbage day after day. Whenever he gets banned, all the aids leaking out of his ass is absent from the thread.

Try using https://www.4channel.org/feedback or something at this point because the jannies clearly aren't even bothering to look at the report queue to see a single braindead faggot shitting up the thread for weeks and months on end.

>> No.44137081

>>44137077
It's not though.

>> No.44137082
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44137082

>united states congress is pushing to declassify ALL documents related to UFO and aliens
>the UFO crash that happened today or yesterday with a "non-human pilot"
this is our chance lads, by nature of reality its improbable that mosntergirls dont exist somewhere in the universe. keep an eye out for the ayy files.

>> No.44137091
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44137091

>>44137082
Perhaps instead of portals we will get an alien "invasion".

>> No.44137093

>>44137082
>the UFO crash that happened today or yesterday with a "non-human pilot"
wait, what? Is she cute.

>> No.44137094

>>44137027
>Discord niggers
Literally where

>> No.44137096

>>44137082
>unironically believing the aliens meme
yeah anon it's not like governments ever lie or anything

>> No.44137098

>>44137082
There are no aliens, just multidimensional demons(not the fun kind) and those people in the world governments that worship them and want to make them palatable for the masses so they can take over without resistance.

>> No.44137102

>>44137094
I'm replying to one right now.

>> No.44137108
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>> No.44137115

>>44137102
Is this some Spider-Man pointing at each other meme shit or do you have any solid evidence?

>> No.44137121
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44137121

monster girls?

>> No.44137131

>>44137115
>reddit meme
>women-tier rebuttals
Go back to your discord, retard.

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44137134

Big

>> No.44137138

>>44137082
How convenient, aliens right at the time the Biden family is getting investigated.

>> No.44137140

>>44137098
>want to make them palatable for the masses so they can take over without resistance.
Just make them appear as monster girls if they want that

>> No.44137147
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>>44137121
Nah, it's mge fan time.

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>>44137134
Bigger

>> No.44137156
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>>44137148
BIGGEST

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>>44137148
I'm gonna sink that seaport(with my dick)

>> No.44137169

Can we stop making threads for like a fucking week or so until the riffraff finally leave for different pastures?

>> No.44137170

>>44137140
They don't want us to be happy though, as can be clearly seen by the last couple decades.

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44137173

>>44137121

>> No.44137175

>>44137082
>>44137091
>>44137093
>/tg/

>> No.44137184

>>44137173
Stay on /vg/, chink.

>> No.44137185

>>44137131
I'm not even a Discord invader or schizoid you overly paranoid dumb fuck. I may use the program but it's literally something I try to keep separate from the thread.

>> No.44137186

>>44137175
Are...are you actually retarded

>> No.44137199

>>44137169
feel free to leave anytime

>> No.44137201
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44137201

mikon

>> No.44137209

>>44137185
>I might be a discordfaggot
>b-but it doesn't count because I said so!
go back to your server and stay there

>> No.44137212

go to bed mick

>> No.44137223
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44137223

Monsters hate men who like plushies and are sensitive! If you want to avoid monsters act weak, sensitive and have lots of soft plushie things

>> No.44137224
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44137224

>>44137131
ACTUALLY its an old 4chan that like most things went through the pipelines of various other secondary sites
>>44137175
ACTUALLY its current events and nothing to do with TG. also rather on subject considering its the only IRL monstergirls equivalent assuming they're not just blowing smoke up our asses again

>> No.44137231

>>44137098
Druella vs Samael/Satan who will win?

>> No.44137233

>baiting goes nuclear the moment bringing his bullshit up to the mods more directly is mentioned
Yep it's the mick alright

>> No.44137246

>>44137233
Then how about you actually fucking do it instead of threatening to do it like some fucking child going to teacher?

Either it works and you're rid of him or it doesn't and you're just posturing

>> No.44137249
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44137249

Thread is on fire again.
And no, Tamamo is not to blame.

>> No.44137252

>>44137246
>reddit spacing

>> No.44137261
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44137261

I'm alive! I started to write a request, and then it snowballed into a combination of a few requests at once. A story about a cupid helping an ushi get the man she loves.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48890131

Sorry things have been so slow. I was hunting for a job, and I've been getting out of the house more. Going to try and refocus and start writing more.

>> No.44137262

>>44137252
Posturing.

Got it

>> No.44137263

>>44137186
Are YOU daft!? Aliens is sci-fi shit and sci-fi shit is /tg/. And /tg/ stuff is going to attract the /tg/ monstergirl deplorables from years ago YET AGAIN. Then we're not going to use the word alien but 'Xenos" instead. AND THEN WE HAVE THE WARHAMMER POSTING.

So YOU. ARE YOU THE DAFT ONE!? NO SCI-FI IN THESE THREADS LEST YOU WANT TO ATTRACT /tg/ OR /v/.

>> No.44137266

>>44137262
>>44137263
>reddit spacing

>> No.44137267
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>>44137082
>>44137138

>> No.44137268

>>44137261
HOLY SHIT THANK GOD

>> No.44137274

>>44137261
LIGHT OUR DARKEST HOUR. BLESSED MAGUS, SAVE US.

>> No.44137278

>>44137263
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or serious anymore, I hate autists.

>> No.44137279

>>44137261
>ushi-oni
too spooky, will read later.
Thanks Magus.

>> No.44137280

>>44137224
>also rather on subject considering its the only IRL monstergirls equivalent
>IRL
>Current Event
Hypocrites. The lot of you.

>> No.44137281
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44137281

Be nice.

>> No.44137285
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44137285

>>44137233
I actually do feel for him, it's gotta hurt y'know? I feel sad and horrible everyday cause I'm not in MGE and I don't act like that, he's probably in a lot of pain. Mick seriously I genuinely wish you the best

>> No.44137288

>>44137281
Stay on /vg/ then, gachafaggot.

>> No.44137293

>>44137261
Don't push yourself mate, thanks for all the stories magus.

>> No.44137294

>>44137267
>posting literal human female
So whats your excuse? Oh is supposed to be a dark mage who doesn't have her stupid hat?

>> No.44137300

>>44137209
It must be hard for you to not be able to multitask or keep shit that doesn't belong in the thread out of it. I almost weep for you.

>> No.44137310

>>44137300
If you don't want shit that doesn't belong here then why post, discordnigger?

>> No.44137314
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44137314

>>44137281
No, let the bloodsports begin
>>44137280
Yes, if Aliens are known to be real than we'll have monstergirls IRL
>inb4 replying to bait
Falling for bait on purpose is a sign of kindness

>> No.44137316
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44137316

>>44137294
Honest question: Are you blind?

Second question: How old are you?

>> No.44137319

>>44137294
How many human women have that skin tone?

>> No.44137332

so you get to marry the nearest weapon near you, it became one of them living object girls like the latern and umberlla girl

>> No.44137333
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>> No.44137346

>>44137332
>my pistol
well I guess I'm /k/ now

>> No.44137347

>>44137316
Oh look, now you're doing reddit spacing. And you have not even answered the fact you posted a human girl.

>>44137319
She's literally human! Where's the horns, claws, tails, hooves and monstrous skin!?

>> No.44137349

this guy is just throwing the entire kitchen sink out huh?

>> No.44137357

>>44137347
>pot calling the kettle black

>> No.44137358
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44137358

>>44137082
Aliens are real and they're American

>> No.44137361

>>44137349
who would just go and purposefully post inflammatory material to get a reaction?

>> No.44137370

>>44137346
nice how you'd reckon shed look?

>> No.44137372 [DELETED] 

>>44137346
>well I guess I'm /k/ now
So your a tranny that hates Russia because the Jews told you so?

>> No.44137377

>>44137358
Plump abyssal monsters.

>> No.44137378
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44137378

Big

>> No.44137379

>>44137347
Oh, I see. You're concerntroll shitposting.

>> No.44137383

>shitposting spree starts happening
>the guy that posts meru and cathyl shows up again
like clockwork

>> No.44137393

>>44137098
>multidimensional demons(not the fun kind)
There are no fun kinds of demons

>> No.44137394

>>44137358
Worse, they're New Englanders.

>>44137346
Soon you'll have a harem of your guns and a White Horn. Good speed Anon.

>> No.44137404
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44137404

Robit

>> No.44137410

>>44137404
not a monster girl

>> No.44137416

>>44137358
well theoretically yes
>majority of time spent in a space shuttle with little to do that gets you moving around
>little room to move around
>food printer
space monsters are plump at the very least, and all it takes is one wrong move to go /d/ tier.

>> No.44137418

>>44137393
The encyclopedia ones are nice.

>> No.44137420
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44137420

>>44137416
Fine

Here's a dark mage

>> No.44137428

>>44137310
Maybe because I'm here predominantly to talk about monster girls like a vast majority of the other Anons in here without all the meta drama bullshit or feeding the local Irishman or whatever else you retards fall for every. single. thread?

>> No.44137440
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44137440

>>44137370
Without getting too /k/ about it she's a dyed black Springfield chambered in 40. with a 16+1 capacity.
She'd be a little chubby or muscly making her weigh a bit more than average.
It has a double safety system where you have one on the back and a safety on the trigger so i'd imagine that she'd be really safety minded wearing proper PPE to the point of being a huge dork about it. Super cute now that I think about it.

>> No.44137449
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44137449

>>44137428
No, we need to have people jumping at shadows and other people trolling them by posting shit that's literally monstergirls but pisses people off for shit not actually in the picture

>> No.44137458

>>44137428
>>44137449
>replying to yourself to justify posting gutter trash

>> No.44137465 [DELETED] 

>>44137346
>>44137440
/k/ is the gayest fucking board lmao

>> No.44137466

>>44137261
Miss Ushi finds love? I'm THERE.

>> No.44137468

>>44137393
Yeah

>> No.44137472

>>44137465
i cannot help but feel a shred of common ground with the sopping wet doe appreciation

>> No.44137476 [DELETED] 

>>44137465
/k/ really went downhill fast, I blame redditfugees and discordtroons. Also the mods got seriously comped.

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>>44137416
>UFO's land
>pudgy / chubby succubi come out of the spacecraft

What's your next move?

>> No.44137490
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>> No.44137492

>>44137489
fuck the american alien?

>> No.44137494

I like to think the derailers are Cheshires

>> No.44137498

>>44137489
direct them to certain boards and ask if there are any foxes in space

>> No.44137500

>>44137489
Shoot them, fat fetishism is for retarded niggers.

>> No.44137505

>>44137489
I'm more than certain that the UFOs are less alien in origin and more some weird dipshit scientists pulling off Skaven bullshit because "Reasons". Just like when they created the humster.

Feels fucking bad man. I want giant amazonian cat women to be real.

>> No.44137506

>>44137500
and your a nigger for acting like one

>> No.44137511

>>44137500
>shoot them
not past the seven layers of shielding (+1 natural shield layer)
now you just have a group of hungry succs that see a foolish boy who needs to be taught a lesson.

>> No.44137513
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44137513

>>44137500
Counterpoint--it is thou who art retarded.

>> No.44137521

>>44137476
Yeah it full of nothing but ukie dick suckers

>> No.44137522

>>44137505
Some of that is true, while the other yeah you really don’t want to know you can do the research yourself. Where I feel it would be getting off topic if I bring that up.

>> No.44137524

>>44137506
>>44137511
>>44137513
Fat fetishism stays on /d/ and if you try to bring it here you really should consider the rope.

>> No.44137529

>>44137524
we are talking about plump monsters, anon. not fat. learn the difference.
or if you would like you can keep complaining and encourage people to annoy (you) specifically.
your choice.

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44137538

>>44137524
Nah, she's just fluffy.

>> No.44137540

>>44137529
There's objectively zero difference between your "plump" nonsense and obese fetishes like >>44137513 or >>44137538

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44137542

>>44137522
You're good people Anon. Now as thanks have undeniably best girl in MGQ.

>> No.44137544

I don't like fat tits

>> No.44137549

>>44137544
I don't like you

>> No.44137551

>>44137540
>that fox
>"obese"
how angry the innocent one is.

>> No.44137552

>the other furfag is back too
oh joy

>> No.44137556
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44137556

wolfwitch

>> No.44137559
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44137559

>"Did someone say /k/ weapons board?"

>> No.44137562
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>>44137540
Judgy lich is judging you!

>> No.44137566
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44137566

I do like guns and foxes

>> No.44137568
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>>44137500
sex fat monsters

>> No.44137571
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>>44137294
Please tell me you're not that new and you're pretending to not know what Interstellar 5555 is.

>> No.44137573
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44137573

>>44137552
As you can see I am definitely just spamming Kate Sith pics.

>> No.44137584

>>44137568
i want a fox of this size
>go to hug her
>squishy softness in the front
>fluffy softness wrapping around your back

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>> No.44137593

>>44137261
Thanks Magus. This was a real treat to read. Excellent job.

>> No.44137611

>>44137261
Thank you, based Magus. I always enjoy your stories.

>> No.44137660 [DELETED] 

Gun Control is a decent law. People who say otherwise and think its the worst thing ever are Larpers, video game addicts, gun addicts and just people with deep seated malicious and dangerous tendencies buried deep down. By all means, take away their guns.

>> No.44137666

>>44137571
Because they turn into humans in the music videos and at most are not monstrous enough.

>> No.44137667

>>44137156
>Only a topless version
>No nude version
Oh come on

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>> No.44137670

>>44137571
>literally take human but color their skin red, purple, bloo or green

Twi'Leks from Star Wars are more cosmic and alien than those non-Earth humans.

>> No.44137674
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>>44137660
That's some faggy bait.

>> No.44137677
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>>44137660
No.

>> No.44137682

I am a eldritch abomination.

>> No.44137683

>>44137660
Thanks chat GPT-3.

>> No.44137693

>>44137660
To make this slightly on topic.
When I first read this I misread it as "guy control".

>> No.44137694
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>>44137670
>Blue girl isn't monsterous enough
Nice bait

>> No.44137696

i wish to be an undead incubus that was rezzed by a lich

>> No.44137701
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>>44137694

>> No.44137704

>>44137701
imp is better

>> No.44137709

>>44137696
here you go
https://files.catbox.moe/jk0rjf.jpg

>> No.44137711
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>>44137704
No

>> No.44137716

>>44137704
Did you just read my mind because I was just going to say the same thing.

>> No.44137723

>>44137261
That was a fun story. Really enjoyed the larping cupid

>> No.44137734

>>44137694
Kama please.

>> No.44137744

>>44137674
>image
ok that makes me think.
suppose you like alps because they were once a guy, right? would you alp because of this at some point?
and if you do, would you two look for another male, who may or may not like alps because they were once guys.
and if this goes on long enough, can an accidental alp harem be created?

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>>44137694
Needs more arms.

>> No.44137756

>>44137744
Not how Alping works.

>> No.44137772

I'm going to throw a molotov at the wild Shoggoth lurking in the woods behind my house and see if it works. Don't want that thing trying to get me so I'll take the the fight to her first.

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>>44137458
Literally not even samefagging but you do you.

>> No.44137785

>>44137694
A girl that can gangrape you by herself is neat.

>> No.44137787

>>44137744
No clue, I don't care to think about them and prefer to pretend they don't exist like the various siths and humpty egg.

>> No.44137791

>>44137783
I'm the other guy, but don't bother

You can straight up edit the webpage to add/remove (You)s so screenshots mean jack shit

>> No.44137797

>>44133897
I love to cook, but have no one to cook for. A greenwood would be pretty damn great.

>> No.44137798

>>44137787
I feel like the Siths are pretty pointless beyond just being the token furry races and Humpty Egg was a missed opportunity for a tsundere character trope taken to the extreme.

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Did someone say blue girls?

>> No.44137808

>>44137803
No, I said boo girls

>> No.44137810

>>44137791
>Edit webpages
More effort than the screenshot and snip tool on the browser when I've already got a bead on the asshat either being Mick or Aux, especially with the grand sweeping /pol/ shit about Westerners.

>> No.44137811

>>44137798
>"i-its not like i even like you bak-"
>"YOU WERE LITERALLY A PREMATURE BIRTH BECAUSE I WALKED BY YOUR EGG!"

>> No.44137813

>>44134551
The husband becomes the skinsuit, right?

>> No.44137815

>>44137261
Let's fucking gooooo
thanks magus

>> No.44137817
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>>44137798
>Humpty Egg was a missed opportunity for a tsundere character trope taken to the extreme

>> No.44137818

>>44137811
it does add context to the sheer horniness jubjubs must radiate

>> No.44137820
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>>44137813
No, he becomes a parasite monster latched on her back

>> No.44137821

>>44134551
KC said the wings are smaller. So what >>44134572 said is a meaningful approximation.

>> No.44137830

>Tell green worm you love her for who she is
>Stay greenworm forever
>Is smug forever

>> No.44137835

>>44135145
Trolls and H'orcs, my friend. Trolls and H'orcs.

>> No.44137841

>>44137744
No. Alping literally only happens if you are a man that checks ALL of the following boxes
>wants to get fucked in the pussy
>the pussy, and not just the ass
>by another man
>that is your husband/future husband
>for the purpose of conceiving a child and giving birth

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>>44137261
Dear Magus,
Thank you for writing a cute story about an Ushi and such. It was a fun read and of course I love a good Ushi story.
But it felt like you left it open for a sequel or spinoff--future adventures for that cast of characters.
No worries if not.
Also, you probably want to do a search of your story for the left square bracket. You have a lot of random ones in the text.
Also-Also, you wrote this "eyes that would a lich pity" and probably meant "eyes that a lich would pity".
OK, done being a soulless editor, here is a cute spooder.

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>>44137811
>>44137817
I guess to put it in greater context.
>Shell-form Humpty Egg just looks like a rubber hose cartoon animated egg with no mouth and just stylized eyes to emote. Pretty tsun and guarded.
>Gets far more dere and loving once she comes out of her shell ( Hurrrr ); Can either be played straight as the Jub-Jub premature birth still or just an egg slime because the Queen of Hearts is weird that way
Sorry for my momentary autism.

>> No.44137887

>>44137871
Kill this fly.

>> No.44137901

>SEAnig is up earlier
Reminder, he does nothing but bitch about nonsense that has nothing to do with monstergirls, and when he gets called out on it he dumps his reaction image folder and spams ______ until he gets banned

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>> No.44137906

>>44137772
>he thinks fire works against a shog
She's going to grab you so fast.

>> No.44137916

>>44137904
White

>> No.44137917

>>44137904
I bet her snatch tastes like sweat and brine like the smelly bloodsucker she is.

>> No.44137919
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Tell me about the Demon Realms Military and armies.

>> No.44137922

>44137901
>seanig
Is this some attempt from the Mick to deflect from people calling him a retard?

>> No.44137926

>>44137864
Oh shit, I left the italics indicators in there. I'll fix that in a sec

>> No.44137927

>>44137919
Go post somewhere else. Military autism is such a fucking cancer it's unreal.

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Something something 50 DKP Minus

>> No.44137941

>>44137922
The SEAnig is this one weirdo that barges in at 2am human time, scans the thread for the most innocuous of comments, and accuses the poster of being a tranny, a cuck, or some other buzzword.

>> No.44137944

Reminder that you must reserve the remaining portion of your paycheck for that tanuki you get your findom kick out of.

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>>44137919
They got giant animals as mounts that they ride on to invade order territories and that’s all you’re getting for military autism with MGE.

>> No.44137953

>>44137941
From how you're phrasing this situation and how similar the posts are to certain undesirables that plague these threads act when trying to damage control their behaviors I'll have to assume you're full of shit unless proven otherwise.

>> No.44137961
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>>44137906
>portals open up
>anon lives alone out of the cities
>Has weathered the storm and is intent to remain a loner
>One day while messing with his pipebomb collection and tesla control station all the insects go silent
>birds stop chirping
>It was mid afternoon but the sky darkens
>On edge, grabs his shotgun
>Sees something out in the distance, womely in form but all wrong
>its like her clothes are living materials that shift unnaturally
>she smiles, the eyes open on her dress
>and the trees
>he panics, molotovs the forest to eliminate her while shooting at the eyes
>hears a laughing as the treeline gets lit up
>the fire abates soon enough and there is nothing but ash instead of the patch of forest behind the house
>the birds return
>the insects dare make sounds again
>he goes back into his house
>the couch opens its eyes
>the door's latch clicks closed
>a womely figure 'walks' out the kitchen
>he shoots, no effect
>he panics and tries to run
>his feet sink into the floor
>"I found some lovely venison in the fridge, I know a great way to cook it if you're hungry, dear"

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>>44137919
Less "military" and "army", more "unruly makeshift mob." They only band together to make it easier to take on large numbers of men to grab their husband from.

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>> No.44137977

>>44137961
>womely
It's 'womanly.' Also shog best waifu, would terrorize large population centers with eldritch shenanigans.

>> No.44137981

>>44137977
shush, i make as many typos as I wish

>> No.44137983

>>44137977
I'd rather not turn into a monster boy, thank you.

>> No.44137992

>>44137983
Don't make me alp you

>> No.44137993

>>44137983
But imagine all the crazy shit you could do.

>> No.44137994
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>>44137961
Best waifu, I hope when the portals open I get a shog/flayer girl

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>>44137983
Sounds like a personal problem.

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>>44137919
>>44137969
Actually, Royal Makai has a standing army consisting of various martial races such as Dullahans.
The Elite Royal Guards are also mentioned, consisting of monsterized heroines, incubized heroes, and their respective, individual significant others.

Also there are Alp strategists (and regular strategists, too)

>> No.44137998

>>44137772
This is only a good idea if you're throwing a buzzed guy named Molotov at her.

>>44137797
>Try to cook for greenworm
>She's vegan
>She also keeps eating your raw ingredients before you can prepare them
>She appreciates everything the same anyway
Being voracious eaters doesn't necessarily mean they'd be good to cook for. Maybe consider some of the warrior types; they exercise a lot to work up an appetite and something like a lizardman or jinko would probably have the palette to appreciate what you made.

>> No.44138002

>>44137997
Until they get married

>> No.44138006

>>44137997
Imagine getting defeated by a faggot wouldn’t be me.

>> No.44138009

>>44137992
I'm not a transsexual so that's not going to work, anon. Bit odd that you are really into fucking a guy, though.

>>44137993
>>44137995
It's weird and one of the reasons I liked MGE in the first place is the lack of monster boys to begin with. The whole chaos girls turning you into a literal monster thing was always something I hated about them since most of them had a great design despite that HUGE flaw.

>> No.44138016

>>44138002
Did you skip the line about incubized heroes?

>> No.44138020

>>44138002
you do read at least some material before commenting, right?

>> No.44138021

>>44138016
>>44138020
Yeah until they get married

>> No.44138022

>>44138009
Then ignore them, faggot.

>> No.44138028

>>44137953
>Certain undesirables
Like literally fucking who? Having an identity defeats the purpose of being anonymous. Holy shit.

>> No.44138032

>>44138022
I'll talk shit about them all I want, retard.

>> No.44138033

>>44137998
thats why you speedrun turning her into a papillion, so she can appreciate cooked food.

>> No.44138034

I'm done talking to this trolling fuck.

>> No.44138037

>>44138028
It's not hard to put an identity to consistent shitposters who are utterly incapable of shaking it up once in a while. Like that catty dude with a particular set of filenames that is an admitted furfag that used to spam siths before people caught on to his nonsense.

>> No.44138041

>>44138009
Well you could always go for a Kraken, a normal slime, any of the other mammalian girls, a regular spider girl and a basic succubus for alternatives you don’t have to go for a chaos girl. For KC had to change it up a bit or it would just be the same monster girl over and over again with the same gimmicks.

>> No.44138043

>>44138037
>that catty dude
THE MICK?

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>> No.44138052
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Succ

>> No.44138059

>>44138041
KC could have kept the mindfuckery and other story tropes present in Eldritch stories without the whole turning into a monster bit. Between them, Trumparts and Theriomorphosis Potions I've started to see a somewhat concerning pattern in KC's more "recent" stuff.

>> No.44138069

>>44138043
No, dumbass. Catty as in the actual word. I'm talking about the guy that gets really passive aggressive and begins to post like a woman if you point out he's a self-admitted furfaggot that used to spam Sith pictures. Mick is just full autistic and has retard fits when you call him a fag.

>> No.44138070

>>44138059
the only trend is your cherry picking

>> No.44138073
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>>44138059
Monsterization, transformation, and corruption have been core to the series since the start.
We just don't talk about it on /jp/ because insufferable fucktards like you set the thread on fire at the first hint of there being more to a porn setting than missionary with the lights on.

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>>44138055

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>>44138069
>post like a woman
(You)?

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>>44138070
>>44138073
>deliberate misinterpretation of points to push for male monsters
I don't know what I was expecting.

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>> No.44138098

>>44138073
Fuck corruption I demand satisfaction by purification by turning a slutty, evil Succubus into my wife.

>> No.44138099

>>44138082
Me on the left.

>> No.44138100

>>44138086
>IF YOU DON'T THROW A FIT ABOUT CHAOS GIRLS THAT MEANS YOU ARE A FURRY
Dude, chill. If you don't want monsterboys go play MGQ.

>> No.44138109

>thread now fully accepts monster boys
What the fuck happened to this place?

>> No.44138112

>>44138109
(You)

>> No.44138118

>>44138086
there's a decent chance i hate it more than you.
try looking at the big picture of sabbath grimoire or court alf if you're looking for recent trends
is there some objectionable stuff in there? probably. is the the majority? no.

>> No.44138119

>>44138109
(You)

>> No.44138127 [DELETED] 

Reported this faggot. He's not even trying anymore.

>> No.44138128

>>44138118
Sure but that's how it always starts. At first it's just a little bit here and there then before you know it the shit is all over the place.

>> No.44138132

>>44138127
>announcing reports
nice one newfag

>> No.44138133

All of this is just sad grown men fighting over a literal hentai setting.

>> No.44138143

>>44138118
Stop replying and start reporting. He's trolling you. He's insane or pretending to be insane because it makes people angry and that gives him a big dick.

Stop jerking off trolls. That's super gay.

>> No.44138149

It was a typo of an imperative

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Vaca

>> No.44138154

>>44138143
reports aren't a downvote, tourist-kun.

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Report and Ignore. Goddammit, this is the mostergirl thread, not the bitch-about-nonexistent-monsterboys blog

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Post snakes.

>> No.44138179

>>44138164
>don't talk about MGE in the monster girl thread

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>>44138168

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>>44138168
How do I escape from this position?

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>>44138180
that doesn't look like a snake...

>> No.44138190

Sometimes I want to make posts about bullying gremlins, but then I remember that things in my house tend to randomly fix themselves just as often as they break.
Thank you, non-mamono gremlin.

>> No.44138192

>>44138186
Pretend to have a heart attack and when she uncoils to get you to a doctor run off.

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>>44138188
oh my bad

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>>44138168

>> No.44138204

>>44138192
She's wrapped around me enough to not just hear my heartbeat but apply CPR if needed. And she's long enough to keep performing while she calls a doctor.

>> No.44138205
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snek time!

>> No.44138207

Mushroom Women that’s all I’m gonna say.

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>>44138168

>> No.44138221

>>44138204
uhhh
tell her you need to stretch your legs and run off when you get enough distance from her!

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>>44138186

>> No.44138227

>>44138195
I support snek versions of girls more than I support most fisho versions. Of course birbs would reign supreme (assuming it's not the AI version)

>> No.44138233

Guys, I figured it out.
Tanukorp and the GremTechnocracy are behind the ongoing Canid Collective invasion!
Who is selling arms to the Green Sector armies?
Who is funding the Aquan Alliance Ship loans?
Who is the one that dissolved the Centaurian Concordate's defense pact with the Feline f

>> No.44138246

>>44138224
My brother in Maou.
Delete this lazy attempt at translation this instant before it is used to shitpost
The AI cannot tell the difference between men and women in the Japanese language.
>The AI cannot tell the difference between men and women in the Japanese language.
The AI cannot tell the difference between men and women in the Japanese language.

>> No.44138247

CHAOSSSSS!!!

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>>44138215

>> No.44138259
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Ahhhhhhh...
May chaos take the world.
MAY CHAOS
TAKE
THE WORLD

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>>44138168
Would you get addicted to their long bodies, silky soft touch, and ever so slightly cool coils?

>> No.44138267

>>44138259
Chaos sucks. I'd rather date a living doll noble.

>> No.44138273

>>44138248
GOOD

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>>44138246

>> No.44138289

>>44138267
Does she have doll guards in elegantly forged armor?
Is she herself wearing a frilly, dress with lots of lace?

>> No.44138297

>>44138265
I'm worried I wouldn't be able to resist. Same for wing hugs from a harpy, or pool time with a Mershark.

>> No.44138301

>>44138267
Look at this grown man still playing with dolls point and laugh at him.

>> No.44138303

>>44138289
She has a Werewolf, an Ogre with a funny helmet and that's it. Nothing fancy except for her big hat and claymore that shoots moon energy blades

>> No.44138305

>>44138297
What about weight lifting with oni?

>> No.44138311

>>44138303
Truly we have entered the silly timeline.
Although an all doll kingdom would be quite interesting with the dolls ranging from the smaller living dolls to the larger and more intricate ones.

>> No.44138322
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I tried telling the wonderworm that's it's snake time but she's not listening to me and is instead just smiling and motioning for me to sit on her lap.

>> No.44138324

>>44138322
dumb druggie

>> No.44138327

>>44138285
Try harder.
The human calls the Vampire his master, abd asks her to help him get away from the clingy Echidna. Echidna interprets this solely as a master-servant relationship and not a romantic relationship. She then tells the Vampire that the human is her husband, having made this decision on the spot and without asking the human for any input in the matter. Understandably, the Vampire is shocked.
This is all played for laughs, because it is a gag manga

>> No.44138330

>>44138305
I can embarrass myself at the gym irl just fine. You should have said drinking with a blue oni.

>> No.44138334

>>44138215
Milk snake

>> No.44138337
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44138337

>Holy Righteous Jiiiii~

>> No.44138345
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44138345

>don't even wait half an hour before trying to make the thread a shitshow
god I hate this place sometimes.
Alright we're going to Slimes now give me your nicest slimes.

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>>44138322
Consider Lamia poisoners. They're like Wonderworms but with a longer, more muscular tail

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>>44138345
Nureonago are very nice slimes who work hard to see you smile.

>> No.44138358

>>44138330
Nah, blue oni will just tell you about their culture.
Over drinks.
Which devolves from there.

And don't worry, oni make great gym bros.
She could get you fit in no time.

>> No.44138363

>>44138348
>"Poison you food? Oh no Anon, that would be too obvious."
>"I've just bound you up in my tail and am now going to just pour a few drops in your mouth directly."
>"Oh don't squirm too hard, you'll need that energy for when it really gets to work."

>> No.44138364

>>44138345
There are no nice slimes. Only dangerous simpletons and extremely dangerous monstrosities. I can't relax knowing there could be slimes nearby.

>> No.44138369

>>44138088
That little crease between the horse pecs is erotic in this context.

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>>44138349
>Nureonago tour guide
>have to be completely stone-faced or else you'll be walking away with a wife
>takes you to a gorgeous mountain view and for a millisecond you feel yourself smiling at the view
>instantly slides over to you and wraps you up in a hug
Dangerous! The most dangerous slime!

>>44138364
sounds like an Anon who needs Slime Correction

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44138373

>>44138358
But I want Gazer as my personal trainer-wife

>> No.44138381
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44138381

Soahc Sretsnom

>> No.44138383

>>44138381
>Chaos girl
gross

>> No.44138384
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44138384

>>44138370
nureonago flipping through her book of jokes amuses me

>> No.44138387

>>44138363
Reminder
>making suggestions in a syrupy voice (an ability possessed by the Lamia genus)
So all of that would be borderline hypnotic, and a little arousing too

>> No.44138391

>>44138370
>Slime Correction
This proves my point

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>>44138384
>Have to fly out to Zipangu on a business trip
>First thing you hear upon walking off the plane is some awful joke in broken English
>Have a laugh to yourself over how awful it is when you stop in your tracks, dread seeping up into your very soul
>That's when you see her, a Nureonago with the smuggest grin that you've ever seen one have

>>44138391
Your point is dumb and they'll show you how dumb it is!

>> No.44138411

>>44138370
>Everyone else in the tour takes photos of the new couple, cheering for them
>For the rest of the tour, she's hugging you closely, talking animatedly about the trip to your house
>Tourists to Zipangu are the most likely to smile at Nureonago, as it turns out.
>As such they greatly enjoy working at popular restaurants as waitresses, giving massages to overseas customers, any place with lots of people.

>> No.44138414

>Have a fear of slimes because they could engulf me in an instant and drain me dry while I'm unable to resist
>everyone thinks I'm crazy/racist
>they make me take immersion therapy by exposing myself to simple blue slimes
>they engulf me in an instant and drain me dry while I'm unable to resist

>> No.44138419

>>44138373
Then drag your Geizah to the gym.
Most of her eyes will spot you.
The rest will be 'miring you.

>>44138387
Anon, if her words aren't literally dripping with sex then she'd be doing it wrong.

>> No.44138436

>>44138419
Your makes me think of a Gazer Lamia

>> No.44138440

>>44138411
>don't smile, Nureonago fawns over you trying to make sure you're feeling okay
>smile, Nureonago makes you her husband
It's not fair!

>> No.44138441

>>44138436
So a higher leveled Medusa?
I could see it.
She gets other beams instead of just stone

>> No.44138453

>>44138436
All snakes should have hypnosis, imagine being coiled, engery drained and hypnotized into a puddle of happy mush by your wife

>> No.44138464

>>44138453
With headpats and soft whispers about how I'm a good husband that works hard for his family and deserves a nice and relaxing reward from his loving wife?

>> No.44138475

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to take care with splicing species.
You may create an overpowered creature like a godvoice angel/pharaoh or an Oni with with flight....or You make a slightly different hobgob that comes in cow print.

>> No.44138488
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44138488

God I wish I could talk to a monster girl, their perspectives would be cool

>> No.44138491

Reptiles do not need breasts. They aren't mammals, they don't have mammary glands, they can't produce milk. It wouldn't make it sense!

>> No.44138496
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>Traveling in Zipangu, seeing the sights, typical stuff
>Make eye contact with a Nure, who gives you the sweetest, sincerest smile you've ever been given.
>Not responding with a smile of your own is much more difficult than you expect but you manage it.
>Motions for you to sit next to her
>Okay fine, a quick 5-10 minutes, and for those minutes you will be a moai statue in human form.
>She just asks what you think of Zipangu, what you plan to see, etc. Typical small talk.
>That smile on her face has only deepened, giving you the sense that she's really enjoying this conversation.
>But then she stops, examining you for a brief moment.
>The paranoia sets in; wait did you just smile? You didn't, right?
>As if on cue, she moves closer toward you, a knowing smile on her face.
>She places a hand on yours, leans closers and says in a low voice that's practically a whisper: "Your smile is beautiful. Thank for you showing it to me."
>In the next moment she embraces you, now excited to see all sights with you.

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>>44138491
Sorry can't hear you busy being buried under fat lizard tits.

>> No.44138513

>>44138491
If my dragon wife doesn't need to produce milk, then why is she full of my babies? Checkmate.

>> No.44138516

>>44138496
>In the next moment she embraces you
I warned you about slimes. They will engulf you in an instant and drain you dry while you are unable to resist.

>> No.44138519

>>44138496
>turns out getting high quality wedding rings in Zipangu is actually really affordable
>suspiciously the jewelry store you got them from is staffed by another Nure
how funny...

>> No.44138520
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>>44138491
They aren't reptiles. They are monstergirls. They take the form that is most desirable to their mate. Men like boobs, ergo they need boobs.

>> No.44138527

>>44138440
Oh god, Nureonago nurses. They would very attentive to your needs, being very concerned about your well being. And they might mistake your unwillingness to smile near them for you being in pain.

>> No.44138533
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>>44138520
that succubus mana hits like a truck

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>>44138527
The good news is you won't die.
The bad news is life won't be the same.

This is why the requirements for being a licensed medical professional are so strict.

>> No.44138546

>>44138322
You can play Snake from her lap no problem, just snuggle up.

>>44138387
I'd forgotten about the voice bit and it's my fetish.

>>44138533
A milk truck.

>> No.44138548

>>44138527
>Tell your Nure nurse to just leave you the hell alone
>Instead of being offended she looks absolutely mortified and calls for the head nurse
>Before you know it you're staring at the biggest fucking Nure you've ever seen in your life asking if there's something wrong

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>>44138491
Telling a dragon she can't produce milk is just gonna make her take the mega-milk supplement tower.

>> No.44138557

>>44138527
>They might mistake your unwillingness to smile near them for you being in pain.
That's what morphine is for. That's also why you should never have a nure dentist.

>> No.44138559
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>>44138491
But dragons do need BIG flame sacs.

>> No.44138560
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44138560

And yes, that ever so slightly upward movement of the corners of your mouth does count as a smile. Be careful!

>> No.44138563

>>44138551
Dairy-maxxing dragons are a thing to fear. No man can withstand a milk-boarding for long.

>> No.44138570

>>44138560
That's not fair!

>> No.44138571

what the fuck is a nure

>> No.44138583

>>44138571
use your brain, retard.

>> No.44138584

>>44138571
slime but wife

>> No.44138585

>>44138571
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Nureonago

>> No.44138586

>>44138571
Go here
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
And don't come back until you read every single article.

>> No.44138590

>>44138570
The only winning move is not to play. Ignore them whenever possible. And when you can't? Channel your inner kuudere.

>> No.44138598

>>44138570
The game was rigged from the start, gaijin. But seriously, that gimmick would be infuriating in most other settings, I'm glad KC provided an out.

>> No.44138600

>>44138585
so what horror story creature was she originally from then

>> No.44138603

>>44138600
Are you naturally this stupid?

>> No.44138604

>>44138603
no retard
im asking what folktale shes based on

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44138606

>>44138590
>>44138598
>be nice to a monster girl
>she assumes she's your wife now
This is too common.

>> No.44138610

>>44138600
There are like 500 fucking yokai, corresponding to every single combination of ghost story tropes. So one of them.
>le woman who meets you in the rain
would be my guess

>> No.44138614

>>44138604
Use your search engine and figure it out for yourself, dumb newnigger.

>> No.44138616

>>44138610
i see
very scary

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>>44138606
>make eye contact
>you are now legally married
maybe staying in your room all day is the way to go

>> No.44138624
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44138624

low intelligence dragons

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44138625

>>44138606
Ask yourself the reverse. If a woman started being nice to you, wouldn't you start thinking of her as your friend, then girlfriend, and finally wife?

>> No.44138631

>>44138625
No, I'd have my hand on my gun waiting for the knife to be pulled or two large Russian men with malicious intent to appear.

>> No.44138636
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44138636

>>44138621
>stay inside all day
>big strong monster kicks your door in and calls you her treasure since monsters view dragging NEET men out of their rooms like cracking open a treasure chest

>>44138625
No, I'd just think she's being friendly.

>> No.44138639

>>44138625
I would be nice back and then never think of her again after the (likely business adjacent) interaction was over. Autism is my super power.

>> No.44138643

>>44138625
I would think she has bad intentions towards me

>> No.44138648

>>44138639
>Autism is my super power.
Does it make you good at speedrunning final fantasy?

>> No.44138654

>>44138648
It makes him good at Minecraft skyblocks.

>> No.44138662

>>44138625
Not really. I'd assume she's just nice and outgoing toward most people.

>> No.44138664

>>44137261
Doesn't include femdom?

>> No.44138673

I like my monstergirls like I like my coffee

>> No.44138679

>>44138673
that's nice

>> No.44138681

>>44138673
bitter?

>> No.44138682

>>44138673
With milk?

>> No.44138683

>>44138673
Sugary sweet and full of milk

>> No.44138691

>>44138625
No, I start to think that she is trying to trap me, steal my money or make fun of me

>> No.44138695

>>44138664
take it or leave it, snowflake

>> No.44138697

What other colors of worm are there other than greenworms?

>> No.44138698

>>44138636
>strong monster parading you around town to show her groups of friends
>"HAH! I GOT ONE, A STAY AT HOME HUSBAND!"
>she holds you up
>unkempt hair, half asleep, completely limp, just want to go back to sleep
>regardless; compliments, jealousy, shock that she actually did it, cooing, and talk over her and your future all ensure.
>she eventually takes you back to her place and throws you in a bed thats surprisingly comfortable
>"ALRIGHT... uh... you can just go back to sleep, i'll grab your stuff and bring it over, then ive got some guild duties so i wont be here until night to make dinner. but when you wake up can you please read this?" she hands you a cookbook and runs out the door
>looking through it quick you see that this cookbook is kinda bad.
>but your mom was friends with many monsters and always knew the best dishes to make every one, its how she stayed human long enough to give birth to you in a monster town
>you're about to make your adoptive wife the best meal she's ever had...
>but you should really finish that nap first.

>> No.44138699

>>44138683
Tall, pitch black, and burning hot, but that works too

>> No.44138700

>>44138695
I'm just asking if it include femdom, I don't want to start anything.

>> No.44138701
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44138701

>>44138673
Thicc and Black.

>> No.44138704

>>44138673
anon we dont serve ugly coffee.

>> No.44138713

>>44138697
>Wonder
>Sand
>U

>> No.44138717

>>44138713
>wundersandwurm

>> No.44138718

>>44138636
>monster version of Storage Wars where mamono bid on neet Anons' apartments
>winner gets to claim the guy inside after a giant monster rips the door off the hinges

>> No.44138723

>>44138673
liquid?

>> No.44138726

>>44138717
>An overwhelming power house that could level cities in mere moments
>But she's too chilled out thanks to all the smoking.

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>>44138698
>anti-monster extremists are viewed as high-level dungeons
>instead of egging your house or lighting a bag of dog poo on your porch monster delinquents try whatever they can to lure you out so they can show you how fun monsters are
>turns out there's whole websites dedicated to live streaming raping men that lock themselves inside away from monsters with a whole ranking system depending on how "difficult" it is.

>> No.44138732

>>44138718
imagine watching that and today's episode has your building up for bidding

>> No.44138736

>>44138636
I would have a hard time holding back a chuckle at any strong monster girl that calls me a treasure with a straight face.

>> No.44138745

>>44138718
>>44138732
>Anon gets so offended by how the narrator describes his place that he walks right out before anyone can bet to give her a piece of his mind
>Turns into a free-for-all for who can snatch Anon up and take him home

>> No.44138748

>>44138727
>all she has is a book about taming feral cats
>turns out the techniques have a lot of overlap when applied to anon

>> No.44138751
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>>44138736
What's that? Anon is in need of love correction until he knows how much he's valued? Well okay then!

>> No.44138754

>>44138727
My bunker will be one of the highest difficulty. I even hired a werecat mini-boss

>> No.44138757

>>44138726
>The inside of her mouth is a hot box
>Somehow manages to eat more than a sandworm
>Not actually dumb like a wurm, just too mellow to care
Bet she'd make nice music.

>> No.44138764

>>44138754
Aren't you worried about the Werecat doing stuff to you while you sleep?

>> No.44138765

>>44138727
>>turns out there's whole websites dedicated to live streaming raping men that lock themselves inside away from monsters with a whole ranking system depending on how "difficult" it is.
That sounds horrible, I wouldn't want that shit on the internet.

>> No.44138782

>>44138745
>Anon, inexplicably, manages to dodge every single monster girl and ends up at the narrators house.

>> No.44138785

>>44138764
No, we have a deal. If we hold the bunker 1 year, I'm marrying her, If we lose it and monsters reach the last level, I will use the emergency raging mushroom and rape her as a punishment

>> No.44138792

>>44138782
This is the kind of power I would want, the ability to be inexplicably unaffected by anything happening around me.

>> No.44138798

>>44138732
>>44138745
>TONIGHT
>(sharp zoom-in and shrieking violins)
>NEET WARS encounters their most SHOCKING case yet!
>(grainy video of Anon through a grimy window with insects buzzing)
>one of the most DISGUSTING hovels we've EVER SEEN!
>(low rumble accompanied by several shots of dirty plates, piles of trash, and mounds of dirty clothes inside Anon's apartment)
>and one of the most BELLIGERENT men our crew has EVER dealt with
>(video of Anon walking out his door in sweat pants demanding to know what the fuck all these monsters were doing outside his house)
>CAN THIS MAN BE FIXED?
>WILL THE MALEF WE KEEP BRINGING ON FINALLY LOSE HER VIRGINITY?
>WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE PRIZE ON TONIGHTS-
>(video cuts to a low quality shot of Anon fearfully looking out his window at the camera as he continues to barricade his front door)
>NEET WARS! (8pm Lescatie standard time)

>> No.44138800
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>tfw I'm the only person itt that develops an emotional bond with anyone I share a positive interaction with for more than 2 minutes.
You're all just pulling my leg, right?

>> No.44138804

>>44138798
>anon tries to call the cops
>they just enter the bidding as special guests
who can save poor anon?

>> No.44138805

>>44138800
>share a positive interaction
Well, there's your problem

>> No.44138807

>>44138800
I think I'm an NPC, this is pretty normal. I even have a dialog tree.

>> No.44138808

>>44138800
I purposefully keep things professionally distant.

>> No.44138809

>>44138751
>GFD Bondage demon is on the loose again
>tying up Anon and head patting him until he feels better
Oh no

>> No.44138811

>>44138804
A bullet to the head

>> No.44138814

>>44138800
It's usually pretty easy to tell if someone is just being nice to you as opposed to having interest in you.

>> No.44138815

>>44138811
ms wisp pls go

>> No.44138822

>>44138798
>>44138804
>Anon tries chasing the monster outside his place off
>Ends up on a special crossover event with MGC Cops

>> No.44138823

>>44138814
Kek, no. Defaulting to everyone is your enemy until proven otherwise is way more safe and easy

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>>44138809
Oh yes.

>> No.44138830

>>44138727
>look at your favorite site's "raid boss" category
>its actual full sized castles that anons have littered with traps
>rules: solo run, meaning monsters taking on raid boss houses can only go at it alone. and break-in: monsters are allowed to break into the house rather than work anon out of it
>top voted one is a gremlin, wonder what she did to be so highly rated
>she's taking on a high tech castle.
>manages to hack the first few rooms before they are taken away from her and she's locked
>the video is 13 hours of anon and this gremlin playing for control over the castle's rooms. constantly taunting eachother over a speaker system
>eventually the gremlin manages to work her way right outside of the castles control room. and hides in a camera blindspot
>she takes her headcam off, holds up a baggie that says "powdered rage shrooms", and does the shhh gesture while barely containing a giggle
>she sets the camera down facing the door, inhales the powdered shrooms, and enters a sex rage
>she manages to blow through the blast door completely and tackles anon off of his office chair.
>the last 2 hours of the 15 hour video is just the gremlin going down on anon.
>at 15 hours, 14 minutes, and 43 seconds she's content, she goes to shut off the camera.

>> No.44138832

>>44138804
A PKM pointed at the crowd. I don't understand how can you not have anything to defend yourself if you live near monsters

>> No.44138837

>>44138830
Raging mushroom works only on men

>> No.44138840

>>44138822
>COPS is filmed on location with the women of law enforcement
>all men are single until one of our officers decides otherwise

>> No.44138841

>>44138837
hur dur shutup, you're no fun.

>> No.44138844

>>44138837
Really?

>> No.44138846

>>44138800
Nah man, I'm jaded as fuck, dissociate at least 90% of the time.

>> No.44138849

>>44138841
Just put the dust in the ventilation system. Easy win

>> No.44138850

>>44138841
he's also wrong if it makes you feel better

>> No.44138853

>>44138664
Not really

>> No.44138862

>>44138844
I don't know
>>44138850
I don't like that so it's forbidden

>> No.44138863

>>44138840
>theme song is the same

>> No.44138867
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>>44138800
How young?
Well its fine, there is only two three types of men:
>Cassanovas
>Men who mistake basic human kindness for romantic affections
>The jaded that assume the opposite

The second always turns into the third with enough time, there is no escape for the sane.

>> No.44138879

>>44138832
>Trying to use a gun to threaten creatues in a setting where theres a goddess entirely deticated to ensuring deaths don't occur in combat
Very dumb anon, best you can hope for is that they're scared enough of the pain before the anti ballistic mino's make you waste your ammo.
Best hope a mage with a ranged deflection spell doesn't just put up their spell

>> No.44138880

>>44138804
A passing devilbug or a crazed kiki

>> No.44138882

>>44138863
>I didn't do anything!
>packing this much ass has to be some kind of crime, and I'm going to bring you to justice~

>> No.44138886
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>>44138863
Bad Boys
Whatcha Want?
Whatcha Want?
Whatcha Gonna Do?

>> No.44138906

>watch "old yeller" with banshee gf
This was a mistake

>> No.44138911

>>44138879
>Threatening
No, you don't understand. The machine gun is not here to look spooky or to kill (it's impossible to kill them, I know), it's about sending a message. Shoot as soon as possible, target the narrator and the camera crew first.

>> No.44138914

>>44138886
When They Cum For You!

>> No.44138919

>>44138751
That's when the self-depreciating begins!
>The only value i offer a monster girl is my sperm; I have no intrinsic worth otherwise.
>I would be an awful dad and even worse husband
And so on!

>> No.44138924
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44138924

marry foxes

>> No.44138927
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>>44138886
I am just going to 7/11 to get some milk Officers, please don't let go of that leash, that dog has a funny look in her eyes.
Looks like I am gonna end up on COPS! MGC Episodes LIVE AND UNCENSORED.

>> No.44138928

>>44138919
Both of those statements are true. We wouldn't be here otherwise

>> No.44138929

>>44138924
Nah, I'm just gonna be platonic friends with foxes.

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>>44138840
>half the episodes are men getting busted for bullshit reasons because the cop thought he looked cute

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>>44138919
you want loving rape, anon? because that's how you get it

>> No.44138952

>>44138935
>why yes, this is an abuse of my power
>now take off your pants

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>>44138924
she gives big hugs, eats bigger burgers, and has an even bigger heart.

>> No.44138955

>>44138939
Nah, that won't happen. She'll come to her senses soon enough and realize that she would get this from any other guy.

>> No.44138964

>>44138955
God you people are fucking insufferable. Just fucking kill yourself already instead of making everything a drag for everyone else.

>> No.44138974

>>44138867
The 3rd is no way to live, so I force myself into the 2nd through dual belief in the goodness of mankind and my own ability to destroy my enemies if the need arises.
>Speak softly and carry a big stick
>Trust but verify
Also I'm super dense and autistic anyway

>> No.44138977

>>44138955
I have a theory that even post portal we will still be loved by no one. When you go out you will see everyone happy and it will entertain that little hope that someone will present itself to you but it will never happen since we have nothing to offer

>> No.44138985 [DELETED] 

>>44138974
Are you a berger?

>> No.44138993

>>44138964
Anon I was just doing a little thing. It's OK.
https://youtu.be/doEqUhFiQS4?t=29

>> No.44138999
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>>44138906
Always remember to exercise caution watching human media.
Even the proudest of dragons will require therapy after watching horror or heaven forbid, a war movie.

>> No.44139007

>>44138911
Fair enough, a war of attrition where you target the vehicles and equipment is about the best you can hope for.

>> No.44139016

>>44138999
I want to read Goodnight Punpun with a monster girl!

>> No.44139018

>>44138999
I love war movie but nothing good as been made recently.
Don't show startship troopers to insects

>> No.44139025

>>44139018
They'd laugh at how dumb the movie is though, just like everyone else in the world.

>> No.44139026

>>44138974
Are you a sheepherder?

>> No.44139034

>>44139025
You missed the part about fascism and sending young people to certain death for nothing

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>>44138974
Fair enough, but personally while I'm sociable enough I wouldn't be able to shake the feeling that women showing me actual favor in a possibly romantic way wouldn't be trying to take advantage of me or try pulling some kind of mind games. Alternatively I'd suspect they'd be mentally ill.
Unless she's at around my league I suppose, which a monster would be way beyond.

>> No.44139052

>>44138911
Yeah I'm sure they'll totally leave you alone if you pretend to be a wacko with guns.

>> No.44139054

>>44139018
I heard dunkirk is good, haven't watched it personally though, need too.

>> No.44139060

>>44138999
I've always hated this stupid headcanon.
Monsters are superior to humans. They are harder to injure and harder to kill. Wounds heal easily. Naturally this should include mental wounds.

To them, things like war and strife are pitiable but not impossible to eliminate.
Monsters would treat war movies as fascinating pieces of media. And war itself would be a "silly thing that humans do when we aren't there for them".

>> No.44139061

>>44139034
Literally missed the point the movie. Now the book on the otherhand, I agree

>> No.44139064

>>44139034
You mean the parts from a retard that didn't even read the book he was having beef with?

>> No.44139066

>>44139054
I hate it for personal reasons

>> No.44139072

>>44138798
>TONIGHT
>*blade unsheathing noises while the title card gets bisected and slides apart*
>ON THIS SPECIAL CROSSOVER OF DEADLIEST WARRIOR AND NEET WARS
>WE HAVE A SPECIAL MATCHUP TONIGHT
>THE ELITE MAMONO MASTERS OF COMBAT
>SALAMANDER, THE BLAZING BLADE
>*sizzling noises while a Salamander poses with her two-handed sword and flames shoot up in the background*
>DULLAHAN, KNIGHT OF NIGHTS
>*flock of shrieking bats zooms past a Dullahan holding a rapier in one hand while cradling her head in the other
>OCHIMUSHA, HONOR IN DEATH AND BEYOND
>*YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO as Ochimusha performs a draw cut while sakura blossoms flutter around her*
>FACE OFF IN A 3-ON-1 VERSUS THEIR TOUGHEST OPPONENT YET
>ANON, THE MODERATELY OUT OF SHAPE HEMA ENTHUSIAST AND ONLINE ARGUMENT ADDICT
>cuts to a 720p video feed of anon sitting in a dark room in front of his computer wearing a dirty wife beater furiously posting on a forum and ranting out loud to himself about how pikes and halberds are better than swords and that Hollywood movies ruined people's perceptions of medieval warfare*
>CAN THE SWORDS OF THESE THREE QUEENS OF THE BATTLEFIELD OVERCOME SUCH A THREAT?
>FIND OUT TONIGHT, IN THIS SPECIAL EDITION: DEADLIEST NEET
>*epic battle music plays while a slow motion video of the three mamono charging anon's house with swords in hand while anon, now dressed in a basic-ass gambeson and kettle helmet, stands just outside his front door angrily yelling and shaking his padded training poleaxe over his head, video freeze frames just as they're about to get in range of each other while the blade unsheathing noise plays again and the title card halves fly back into frame and fuse together*

>> No.44139078

>>44139066
>I hate it for personal reasons
Calling the Nazis the bad guys isn't a "personal reason" ;-3

>> No.44139085

>>44139078
>>44139034
Where did the faggots start coming from?

>> No.44139091

>>44138999
>post portals
>been a few years
>your wife comes up to you, wanting to watch an earth movie...
>its the fucking barbie movie.
>you are contemplating if you want to endure this or not.
>on one hand, yeah the movie shouldnt be that bad
>... but on the other its the fucking barbie movie, you really dont want to watch something for little girls. and this could make her think other earth movies are fine
>"eh why not. but just this one ok?"
>she's as happy as can be
>later, after the movie
>"bwu bweh why was ken the bad guy? all he wanted was what the barbies had! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>never again. you are moving to the MGE side to prevent this.

>> No.44139092

>>44139078
Not that you absolut retard,

>> No.44139094

>>44139060
they could recover quickly, yes. but remember that they are not as used to doom and gloom as we are. it would absolutely be heart shattering if a war movie was their impression of earth.

>> No.44139097

>>44139092
I'm just have laugh, m8

>> No.44139106

There is NO such thing as "being raped lovingly"!

>> No.44139110

>>44139097
I think you're just being retarded.

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>>44139060
I can see this too some extent, monsters by definition wouldn't have a human's psychology and thus I could see some monsters to be strong minded and more resistant.
However, don't forget that there are a lot of magics and substances that affect the mind in the setting and for the most part monsters are not immune to their effects meaning that they can have an altered mental state or be affected by various things in their surroundings. I don't care to talk about mentally scarring them but feeling bad and being shocked by horrible things and sights shouldn't be a surprise.

Though all in all; its a joke, don't take it so seriously. However, 8/10 post you activated my autism

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>>44139097
FUCKING AUSSIES

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>>44139106
I disagree.

>> No.44139123

>>44139066
Anon you replied too, what did you not like about it? I haven't heard much about it but than again I haven't looked into it

>> No.44139135

>>44139007
This, make them pay
>>44139052
It's not pretending when you use them

>> No.44139137

>>44139016
pls do not bulli the MGs

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>>44139094
>they are not as used to doom and gloom as we are
Try reading the setting materials. Pre-current DL the MGE world was a place of death and horror far beyond anything our world has ever known.
And even afterwards you had things like Court Alf being a warzone, and Lescatie being a highly stratified society with rampant corruption and inequality.
Until monstergirls showed up and made things better, of course.

>> No.44139160

>>44139148
>And even afterwards you had things like Court Alf being a warzone, and Lescatie being a highly stratified society with rampant corruption and inequality.
and it was BETTER that way!

>> No.44139162

>>44139148
which knowledge of that pain would only apply to ancient monsters from before the transformation. new generations would have no clue about how severe things really were.

>> No.44139165

>>44137098
This anon knows

>> No.44139195

>>44139162
Not to mention, it's different when it's humans fighting and killing other humans. There's an entire monster girl who's there to prevent that sort of thing.

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>>44139123
This is not really the place but it's a movie about anglos fleeing from France but they "forgot" to mention that thousand of frogs got slaughter to cover their ass and we were abandoned as soon as all their boat left. Afterward, those dogs were one the first to come up with ahah french surrender, white flags... Memes, makes my blood boiled even if it's stupid

>> No.44139199

>>44139121
Rape can't be "loving". It's rape!

>> No.44139203

All I can think about is being in close quarters with a hot, sweaty mino. Pheromones filing the air. Strong and muscular but loving hugs

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>>44139199
counterpoint: she says really nice things about me while doing it so i feel good making it loving

>> No.44139216

>>44139162
You're missing the key point. Monsters wouldn't care. As long as (You) are here with them, they are happy. And honestly, you'll be happy too. Love is all you need.

>> No.44139225

>>44139211
Well that's you buddy, you consented so you didn't get raped. I wouldn't consent and I would resist because I don't want to, so it's rape to me. And rape cannot be loving. Good thing I'm never going to get raped.

>> No.44139227

>>44139197
Fair enough, I'd be rather irked too

>> No.44139235

>>44139148
Court Alf is some of the laziest dogshit in the world. I'd nuke that shithole out of spite for it's existence being as stupid as it is. At least Lescatie makes sense.

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>>44139225
Well I bet your wife is very glad you defend her honor, then by making sure to call it "love making".

>> No.44139244

>>44138624
>high calorie dragons
fify

>> No.44139253

>>44139239
But I don't have a wife.

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>>44139235
Sorry you got b8'd m8 but don't t8 it out on us by spewing h8 all over the place. Also, Court Alf is awesome bt virtue of having both submarines and airships.

Sorry you had no childhood, m8

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44139267

But really though, is there anyone who would reject a cow?
And I mean any cow: fight cow, smart cow, or cow cow.

I feel like they're the most agreeable monster that everyone would be okay with marrying. They may not be at the top of your list, but they're never in the bottom half and generally are in the upper tiers.

>> No.44139271

>>44139254
>dude just be completely subjugated by a kingdom who helped force you into war to keep their own asses safe because some whore fish lady sang really well
Fuck Court Alf, Fuck Poseidon and fuck everything about that entire region.

>> No.44139273

>>44139239
Are you a bad enough dude to hunt down the Tentacle Triad? You have to find all 8 "tentacles" before their kraken boss will reveal herself. Someone has to bring them to justice!

>> No.44139276

>>44139267
If she crosses one of my autistic red lines it would cause a problem.

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>>44139253
Ah, you're one of those guys huh? Well no worries about that I hope you have a great time "practicing" being married with your buddy!

>> No.44139281

>44139267
fuck off you retarded shit eater

>> No.44139285

>>44139273
No. I'm not.

>> No.44139287

>>44139276
And what would those be?

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>>44139271
>muh country
If the choice is between hot thunderbird pussy and having to pay taxes, I know what I'd pick.

>> No.44139337

>>44139287
Namefagging, for one

>> No.44139344

>>44139337
On 4mon, everyone namefags

>> No.44139347

>>44139335
Yeah, I'd tell the guy leading the shitty country that put me and my family through hell to eat shit and drown. I'd put a spear through his shitty Mermaid too.

>> No.44139352

>>44139285
Are you sure? It would probably be really easy. If it's too much for you, you could just look for the kraken. I heard she lives in skull cove.

>> No.44139361

Okay, he's baiting at this point. Probably the same retard feom before. R&I

>> No.44139386

>>44139352
>if going after the lackeys is too much try going after their boss
Anon I'm not sure I get your logic here. Wouldn't my struggles against the underlings mean I'm even less prepared for the boss?

>> No.44139392

>>44139361
It's probably unironic mental illness rather than bait.. There's at least one moron that insists on taking everything in the setting at face value just to get outraged and start rambling like a schizo about suicide and/or shooting mamono.

>> No.44139393

I will fly an airship with my waifu while you are busy seething. I will laugh in your face.

>> No.44139403

>>44139386
No, she'll be weak without her incompetent goons who can't even find her a man. If you ambush her in her hot tub when she's having a glass of wine she'll have no choice but to submit herself to you. You should really be heading over there now.

>> No.44139405
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44139405

How tall do you like your fight cows?
How angry do you like them?
How dumb and/or illiterate do you like them?

>> No.44139413

>>44139392
It's not even taking things at face value. He's a retard fake edgelord that's just twisting things and being violent so people pay attention to him.
Not worth giving him the benefit of the doubt.

>> No.44139415

>>44139361
>>44139392
Explain why canonically being subjugated by a kingdom that probably caused your friends and family to die purely for selfish reasons is okay just because a dumb mermaid sang a song. Caspar and Defina are objectively the bad guys in this scenario.

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>>44139413
Well, anyway my personal rule is that I assume that anyone coming to a monster girl thread to talk about harming monsters or how much they want to avoid sexing monsters is either deranged or shitposting and I avoid responding.
It would be good if more anons did the same and understood that humoring them is not the way, they'll just keep trying to drag the conversation into their psychosis, genuine or not.

>> No.44139470

>>44139415
Your friends and family were all canonically definitely saved by the monsters and Poseidon working overtime. You are just a leeetle beeetch

>> No.44139476 [DELETED] 

>>44139450
Sounds good but remember to report him for off topic, too. If nothing else it will scare him off.

>> No.44139482

>>44139470
Likely not since otherwise Court Alf's entire history is a lie since Caspar would have no blood on his hands. Poseidon only got involved when she decided to help the bad guys win and force everyone to become subjugated to her and the kingdom that got everyone to kill each other in the first place. This is like if Druella let the same fucking nobles who caused all the problems in Lescatie to happen to begin with back into their jobs because they gave a half-assed apology.

>> No.44139493

>>44139450
I see you never played mgq.

>> No.44139494

>>44139476
>announcing reports
You have to lurk at least one year before posting.

>> No.44139503

This mother fucker is a having a meltdown over the Little Mermaid

>> No.44139508

>>44138586
>mge
no thanks

>> No.44139519

For those still curious, this assclown is SEAnig.

>> No.44139566
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44139566

Too hot

>> No.44139582

>>44139519
thanks for the update, mick.

>> No.44139680

>>44139566
>>44133793
Isn't this contradictory?

>> No.44139681

>>44139519
>SEAnig
I don't even know what this boogeyman is responsible for, but it really sounds like you're trying to force your meme

>> No.44139689
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>Saida fighting back against the nations exploiting and abusing them for centuries is wrong
>Instead of doing something to fix the anger the people of Saida felt after being forced to fight for survival after finally getting something that made their shithole island not suck to live in Eldin and Lyle just hit everyone from there with sex lightning and leave it at that
>Everyone is just now supposed to ignore what they had to live through and nothing is actually fixed, monsters seemingly don't give a shit about their own history or what the men that lived there had to go through since if it's not sex who cares, right?
Man the Court Alf book fucking sucks to read. Hopefully KC doesn't do something like this again in a future lore book.

>> No.44139693

>>44139681
Anon is a complete autist and can't comprehend the fact that burgers might stay up late or euros might wake up early to shitpost so he goes after SEAfags

>> No.44139805

>>44139689
Yeah the lore for the seven islands really felt like KC trying to make his no bad endings mindset work even if it unintentionally made it feel like the bad guys win like in the case of the first island and Saida. Guess it's just the fumbles of trying to cram so much lore into a small book.

>> No.44139829

>>44139805
>unintentionally made it feel like the bad guys win
/tg/ has been trying to tell you this for ages.

>> No.44139832

>>44139805
it's not all like that which is why it sucks

>> No.44139850

>>44139829
That shitheap was spamming giantess porn and ntr bait non-stop while gleefully laughing about it in their threads they can go to hell.

>>44139832
Could always just be awkward translations to be fair.

>> No.44139858

>>44139689
>ignore what they had to live through and nothing is actually fixed, monsters seemingly don't give a shit about their own history
I have never once seen the implication that mge monsters care much about national or cultural identity.

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>>44139829
if /tg/ was so right, why did their thread die and its regulars were reduced to unwelcome guests, sometimes outright shitposters here?

>> No.44139930

>>44139922
Because they aren't erping with each other.

>> No.44140009

>>44139858
Its not so much national or cultural identity. It's more about the people themselves which felt really wrong to see the Thunderbird seemingly just not give a shit. You don't have to be a nationalist to at least respect the people who died to make the place you live better.

>> No.44140034

>>44140009
>respect the people who died to make the place you live better.
But this is cultural identity. You saw the same stuff in fallen maidens.
>oh wow druella you conquered us but made everything better. You are our queen forever now.
No group of people in the world responds like this to a foreign invader no matter how much their lives improve. At best they would want her to leave again.

>> No.44140079

>>44138673
I like my demons like I like my pie. As red as blood and as sweet as cherries.

>> No.44140090

>>44140034
Druella wasn't conquering shit, she was giving the people of Lescatie a way of life without the corrupt and oppressive nobles making them work 19 hours a day in the fields or executing them if they said the wrong prayer that day. Druella saw the issue, found the fastest way to address and fix the problem and also work to strengthen the bond between humans/monsters on an incredibly tight time frame. Something the Court Alf book fails at during some pretty key moments.

>> No.44140100

>>44140090
She's literally replaced the ruler.

>> No.44140123

>>44140100
Castor stepped down on his own and gave it to his daughter who is wholly inexperienced in running a nation so no shit she's gonna ask Druella to help run things.

>> No.44140126

>>44139930
>can't sustain a normal conversation on their own
>have to piggyback off a supposed ERP central
Makes sense.
>>44140100
The most unfavorable possible interpretation would be that she installed a puppet ruler to replace the previous puppet ruler.

>> No.44140133

>>44140126
Not only that but she's still there ruling on top of having a puppet. But of course nobody cares because kenko cross cannot understand world building.

>> No.44140146

>/tg/ vermin back once more
Wonderful...

>> No.44140299

>>44140133
It’s a literal escapist porn setting. So skill issue on your end.

>> No.44140572

>>44140299
There is very little porn in the setting. Most of this years mge content was just worldbuilding until he got bored and stopped updating mge.

>> No.44140630

>>44140572
I’m referring to the fact that the profiles are overtly pornographic and the setting as a whole is
>You will fuck monsters
>You will have a loving spouse
>You will be happy

It is without irony not Cross’ problem if people in the western fanbase overthink shit even more than the NipTRfags he already deals with back home

>> No.44140678

>>44140630
release malef

>> No.44140714

Stop
replying
to the mentally ill

>> No.44140721

>>44140714
When it comes to monsters, do stick your dick in crazy.

>> No.44140740
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>>44140721
I would if I could!

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>> No.44140760

>>44140740
please miss hebi, do not hurt yourself like that

>> No.44140761
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i wish to have sex with this cow

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>>44140761
Best I can do is this one

>> No.44140772

>>44140678
No because it’s neither my place nor my prerogative to do it. Literally a trawling website that pulls shit from Patreon. Go there if you want to start this shit again.

>> No.44140774

gonna call a haku a dumb cow

>> No.44140775

>>44140767
is not wagyu holst, dont like

>> No.44140777

>>44140774
Gonna call a Mino a nerd!

>> No.44140788
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44140788

>>44140760
Yeah, on the one hand, she's hurting herself. And on the other hand, crazy women are suuuuuper hot and I am really fucked up about personal boundaries with people. So, Miss Hebi's antics would "work" on me, even though they're transparently about getting me to demonstrate that I care for her by keeping her from hurting herself and/or taking care of her when she does.
And that's why you get yourself a wife w/o blood.

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What an amazing wedding.

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>>44140777
she very smart

>> No.44140796

>>44140774
>>44140777
Gonna call a Holstaur a city slicker

>> No.44140799

>>44140772
Stop engaging with him. He's just waiting for some idiot to reply to him so he can keep shitposting

>> No.44140804

>>44140792
>shit waifu from a shit setting marrying one of the shittiest MCs imaginable

>> No.44140808

>>44140796
She does have nice manicure.

>> No.44140809

>>44140775
Neither is the all-american burger you posted

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>>44140804
(You)

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>>44140808
As should all married Holsts.

>> No.44140916

>>44140809
thats truly perfect

>> No.44140925

p'orc or holst?

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What are the perfect bodies of Angels best for?

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>>44139054
You should.

https://youtu.be/5tadlNbkN2o

>> No.44141097

>>44140925
How many, one or multiple?

If just one, give me holst.
If multiple, I'll consider p'orcs.

>> No.44141164

>>44138673
Overflowing with cream.

>> No.44141175

>>44141097
Even if it's multiple cows are the better option.

>> No.44141189

>>44138673
Hot?

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>> No.44141227

>>44141175
I don't think so. Being the chieftain to a porcer tribe is top notch.

>> No.44141260

>>44141175
dont respond the literal shitposter

>> No.44141269

>>44141189
A correct buzzer sounds, and the saw trap that would've injected you with a combo of omuukade venom/sticky mushroom extract and expose you to a bubble slime opens and let's you free.

>> No.44141275

>>44140925
Yes
I will get both
I will be happy
I will run a fortress ranch

>> No.44141329

>>44140799
Roger that.

>> No.44141334

>>44141227
Big milk is better than anything p'orcs can offer. Holst dairy farm is top 5 in terms of possible outcomes in MGE.

>>44141260
>t. Actual Shitposter

Control your hateboner for breathfag, anon. Maybe if you ask kindly he'll help you with it.

>> No.44141344

>>44141334
just fuck off you homosexual

>> No.44141349

>>44141334
Great job taking the side of a thread pest you dipshit

>> No.44141364

>>44141334
But you can have the porcers raid the farms to steal gut milk and cows.

>> No.44141365

>>44141344
>>44141349
>continuing to fill the thread with seething off-topic posts
Yes, he's the shitposter, not you.

>> No.44141387

well those two are faggots
do you guys have a weapon type you tend to use in video games? how'd you imagine they look after being turned into monster girls?

>> No.44141409

Give me the jubjub

>> No.44141415

Pigs are intelligent creatures, so it makes sense that a P'orc would be smart enough to help you with homework.

>> No.44141416

>>44141409
Too much plap

>> No.44141424

>>44141416
No such thing as too much plap

>> No.44141426

>>44141365
and you're not any better, always replying and rushing to defend the honor of your fuckbuddy

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>>44141409

>> No.44141463

>>44141334
>>44141365
>defending a massive shitposting faggot
End yourself parasite, fucking 0 iq leech

>> No.44141475

Seeing this thread is in the toilet, who attends monster girl anger management classes?

Minos? Red caps? 4mon posters?

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>>44133605

>> No.44141487

>>44141426
>>44141463
>More unironic shitposting
>"He's the shitposter, not us!"
Tell you what, when he starts posting inflammatory content or derails threads like you all do, I'll call it out. Until then, this is on you, not him.

>> No.44141519

>>44141487
>WTF how dare you defend yourself when some shit eating retard invades you
Buy rope, make the world a better place

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>>44141487
>still proving the point
I don't know if I should be angry or laughing my ass off, all of you faggots preaching
>bro just close your eyes and ignore them
never take your own advice

>> No.44141548

>>44140804
That's the most popular monster girl setting you are talking about.

>> No.44141591

>>44137261
Thanks for another nice story!

>> No.44141603

>>44141548
It's a good story but awful monster girl setting, so much stupid shit there because they needed to accommodate garbage /d/ fetishes.

>> No.44141651

>>44141603
and about 5% of the designs if that are remotely fapable.

>> No.44141663

>>44141651
More like 50%. Anything but the sea stuff is game for me, setouchi is bland as hell as an artist though.

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>> No.44141751

>>44141736
wrong thread?

>> No.44141763

>>44141751
They're basically automatons.

>> No.44141775

>>44141763
Really stretching it, mate.

>> No.44141815

>>44141775
To be more accurate, they're human brains that have been removed from their original bodies and placed into robot bodies.

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>> No.44141829

>>44141815
I don't think they belong here if you have to explain how they are not actually human
>inb4 dark mages blah blah blah

>> No.44141838

>>44141829
you can always tell a dark mage by the age of their husband

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>>44141829
a lot more than just dark mages fall into that category. Cosplay monsters are awful.

>> No.44141895

>>44141828
Is this like a "Free Hat" situation where she's actually advocating to free Hug McCullough, a serial rapist?

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that which gnaws at the heart of man

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>>44141964

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>>44141895
She raped those shotas in self-defense.

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>> No.44142279

>>44142238
bug

>> No.44142324

>>44142238
pov you spilled sugar syrup on your crotch

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>draw Kurisu
>call it a monster girl

>> No.44142423

>>44141275
So you'd be like one of those old-timey Scottish clans that lives in a fortified manor where they keep their cattle in a guarded enclosure to prevent another clan from rustling them?
>you are now imagining p'orcs and holstaurs in plaid kilts with Scottish accents
>you are also now imagining them badly playing bagpipes tuned to sound like cows mooing and pigs squealing

>> No.44142428

>>44142401
She's 98% seaweed. She's just goot at hiding it.

>> No.44142436

>>44142238
I like this one
It takes a second to realize they are ALL bugs

>> No.44142440

mexican holst or american p'orc?

>> No.44142469

>>44142440
Incan minotaur

>> No.44142480

>>44142469
so short brown mino that tries to mkae herself look scary while shes pissed?

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>>44133605
Holy cow!

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>> No.44142511

>>44142423
>Bagpipes that sound like pigs squealing
That's a feudin'

>> No.44142542

>>44142440
Spanish and Greek minos
American and German holsts
French and Italian p'orcers

>> No.44142548

Peruvian Harpies

>> No.44142558

>>44142238
I want to make that centipede on the right smile

>> No.44142562

44142542
fuck off

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>> No.44142576

>>44142548
ah yes condor harpies, the smelliest of the bunch

>> No.44142578

>>44142548
Tell me about the Peruvian harpies.
What are they like?

>> No.44142579
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I just want someone to like me for me

>> No.44142596

44142578
fuck off

>> No.44142614

Where were you last night when the actual schizoid trollfuck was relentlessly murdering all discussion?

Breathfag was there asking about cows. You were nowhere to be found.

>> No.44142623

>>44142579
You are loved, anon.

>> No.44142632

>>44142614
fear not, they are both shit.

>> No.44142634

>>44142623
Your namefagging hurts the thread by giving ammo to absolute retards.
I think all that arguing last night killed a small part of me, and your shameless antagonizing of lemmings like >>44142596 isn't helping

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>>44142614
Cows? I like cows.

>> No.44142641

i was playing elden ring
now stop being an ass
and fuck off breathfag, i know you are the fucker posting about getting a kiki shitting on him



So you have three choices for mail order brides
one jiangshi who does not know english and will forever have engrish
one slav kiki
one welsh wurm
which you picking?

>> No.44142654

>>44142641
>one slav kiki
>one welsh wurm
Tough choice. Can I have both?

>> No.44142662

>>44137997
>Let's dress our male strategists as cute twinks
>Oh no, our male strategists are turning into cute alps!
The Order are not the brightest bunch are they

>> No.44142671

44142654
go huff mustard gas

>> No.44142679
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>>44142641
>spoiler
What the fuck when did any of this happen? Stop making up shit or bringing up flaseflag stuff from weeks/months ago just to vent or yell at people unnecessarily.

Both of you seem intent in rekindling actual MG discussion instead of trolling, edgefagging, or bashing of KC/MGE/things the thread likes

Both of you, please just grow up. Also, I want the Jiangshi but I'd prefer she speak and teach me her native language

>> No.44142691

>>44142679
go look up breathfag in the archvivce and you'll find that post, he forgot to take off his name in one of those posts which he quickly deleted, newfag

>> No.44142694

>>44142679
jiangshi is a very good choice and learning her langauge is gonna be hard

>> No.44142730

>wurm and kiki wives
>wurm unintentionally makes a mess of things
>kiki always the one to clean up
>kiki is frustrated by wurm
>kiki gets angry and yells at wurm
>one day wurm goes missing
>kiki is happy because no more big messes
>sees that master is sad
>becomes sad herself because wurm's antics keep things interesting
>wurm returns with some big messy treasures as gifts
>gives them to master and kiki as an apology
>kiki balls her eyes or with joy that wurm is back
>apologizes to wurm and asks her to never leave again
>happy ending

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>>44142691
I don't fucking care. I'm so tired of all the childish bickering over a name. There are much worse people that kill all conversation multiple times a day
A cold but cuddly Jiangshi warming up sounds wonderful. And her poison claws interest me. She's easily in the my top 3 undead.

>> No.44142769

>>44142739
he stifles conversations just as assuredly and chooses to persist

>> No.44142770

>>44142542
>>44142578
>>44142623
>>44142654
>>44142730
Fuck off retard

Everyone making excuses for the spamming /trash/ attention whore need to go pull their heads out of their asses before posting again.

>> No.44142774
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So Ratatoskrs share a unique network. Do people use Ratas as phones, and how good is their reception?

>> No.44142796

I wanna be a delicious brown Eros Gremlin’s personal Paizuri slave she can rape with her gigantic shortstack tits whenever she wants.

>> No.44142798

>>44142774
I use ratas for mofu huffing, nut collection, and as lewd body pillows.

>> No.44142810

>>44142769
>>44142770
The lot of you need to just shut the fuck up, and Breathfag needs to drop the name. That would fix all of the problems you bitch about.

>> No.44142814

>>44142810
well yeah, that's how reactions work.

>> No.44142827

I swear, one of you is just running a schizo gimmick using the Breathfag name.

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>> No.44142846

>>44142810
People tried ignoring him for months, and he's still attentionwhoring, still namefagging and still spamming retarded /trash/ shit. He knows exactly what he's doing and every subhuman rat sucking his dick at this point is working for the enemy. "Just ignore it" literally never works and never has worked.

Reminder that his shitspam has been deleted numerous times when people have mass reported him but he keeps ban evading.

>> No.44142854

>>44142830
Good game, even if it is mostly paizuri.
Carol is best girl. Fight me.

>> No.44142855

>>44142827
I know there is at least two of these fuckers, that you got the original fucker and the faker.

>> No.44142874

>>44142846
I don't care. Report him and shut the fuck up. He only namefags so he can get these reactions out of you.
I was up way too late arguing with an edgelord calling to nuke Court Alf because "the bad guys won" or something.
Taking the bait is never a good idea. Trust me.

Fucking hell my head hurts.

>> No.44142878

>>44142854
Succ Nursebros!?

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Come sit.

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>>44142886

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>>44142898

>> No.44142925

I’m gonna become the fastest in the universe, that those Mamonos won’t be able to catch me!

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>>44133605

>> No.44142934

>>44142927
You forgot your falseflag namefagging

>> No.44142941

>>44142854
>even if it is mostly paizuri
Paizuri is the best.

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>>44142941
it's the breast

>> No.44142973

>>44142941
I've had some bad fap sessions with paizuri, but that has more to do with the personality of the girl.
I need more content where the girls are nice on the inside. It's the best thing about MGE.

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>>44142830
Is that...a Cheshire disguised as a crystal?

>> No.44143007

Power Ranking:
>Boob pillow
>Headrest
>Guided cop a feel
>Unguided cop a feel
>Puff puff
>Paizuri
Powergap
>Breastfeeding

>> No.44143019

>>44143007
Where does clothing entrapment with head between boobs rank?

>> No.44143029

>>44143019
strikes me as subcategory of puff puff

>> No.44143032

>>44143007
shotafication correction needed

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>>44143019
Near the powergap. Above or below depends on the attitude of the girl. It's as bad as breastfeeding if I don't trust her. And a little below puff puff if I do.

My dick might not know the difference, but I will.

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>> No.44143086

>>44137261
neat

>> No.44143088

>>44143060
I really like it. It's best if the zip goes all the way up, and she goes out in public without anyone knowing you're there.

>> No.44143107

>>44142846
Shut the fuck up. You fucking dip shits can’t just R&I and keep trying to derail threads.

>> No.44143115

>>44143107
you could ignore him too. practice what you preach

>> No.44143132

What is the ideal Girl-to-Tail ratio?

>> No.44143158

>>44143132
Tails shouldn’t be more than 50% her total height in length unless in case of Lamia or Ryū/Wurm

>> No.44143190

>>44143132
ms rata

>> No.44143201

>>44143158
I was trying to figure this out for the story I'm writing. I guessed lamia have tails around 20 feet long, give or take 5 feet. Does that sound right?

>> No.44143209

>>44143190
That tail sure has a cute girl.

>> No.44143228

>>44143201
it's a lot of lady but that sounds within reason

>> No.44143246

What would happen if I just told a hebi to squeeze me and give no other instructions?

>> No.44143255

>>44143228
Yh. If you say a guy is 6 feet, and you want your lamia to coil around him, then she needs to be pretty long.

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>>44143132

>> No.44143316

>>44143201
Miia’s about 24 to 28’ long if you include her human torso because that starts roughly where the head of a normal snake would be. So yeah, just to coil around a guy several times over they’d need to be 20’ or longer from tail tip to pelvis.

>> No.44143328

>>44143246
that's a coiling

>> No.44143339

>>44143316
This post makes me want to see a snake girl length comparison graph.

>> No.44143340

>>44143088
I love it when she goes around with him stuck there. Though I doubt anyone would fail to notice. Most of the monster girl population would just schlick to it

>> No.44143352

>>44143339
girth is important too

>> No.44143374

>>44139405
Human woman sized
mildly irritable
Dumb as a bag of rocks

>> No.44143376

>>44143088
>spoiler
That's just not for me. I need my exercise. Throw me in a straightjacket and cover it up with a trench coat. Then she'll hold me close and make me walk beside her while I rest on her shoulder for support.

>> No.44143419

>>44143352
For real, imagine being an order soldier and coming up against a ball of horny lamia.
They can rear up to about three times your size, strike from ages away, and want nothing more than to constrict you and have their way with you.
Think your safe up on the walls? Nope. They can just fucking climb them.
Think you can shoot them with arrows? Good fucking luck. They're probably fast as hell and move very close to the ground.
Think you can out range them with a halberd or something? They can just grab it with the tip of their tail and snap it like a twig. That tail is pure muscle.
God forbid they've got magic or venom on top. They are coming to rape you and there is not a damn thing you can do about it.

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>> No.44143472

Monsters who are so totally innocent and inexperienced they know absolutely nothing about sex. They don't even know what the word "sex" means.

>> No.44143494

>>44142886
No.

>> No.44143499

>>44143472
That's what the instinct is for.

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>Think jinkos must be easy to spot
>They’re bright orange in a green jungle
>Still haven’t found one even though it’s been a week
Why are jinkos so elusive?

>> No.44143548

>>44143419
Hoopsnake girl when?

>> No.44143560

>>44143419
Realistically a lamia would have an entire squad sent to deal with her.

>> No.44143572

>>44143560
realistically i think they'd prefer to ambush somebody alone and vulernable

>> No.44143583

>>44143544
They're just shy.

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>>44142906

>> No.44143605

>>44143544
Have you tried looking up?

>> No.44143608

>>44143572
Yeah, if they can. But if the Order gets reports of a dangerous looking lamia in the area, they'd send a group out to take care if it.

She'd end up having to flee upon contact, she'd surely get a number of good cuts and bruises from the fight. But she has crazy reach and would likely just snatch the man she liked the most in the group and run with him. And she's a huge fucking snake, so she'd be able to outrun the rest of the squad.

Then after the guy she grabbed stopped screaming and eventually came around, they could have a tender moment while he tends to the wounds his squadmates gave her.

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>>44142989
Nobody knows, all we know is she always knows where you are to ambush you

>> No.44143656

>>44143608
>>44143572

It depends really

Is it a jungle/forest/swampland? Then they've got no fucking chance.

Is it a desert? They just go straight for the "Kill" on their new husband. Just imagine walking through the desert and you see a dust storm approaching. You look through your binoculars and a bunch of lamia are tail propelling themselves towards you on their bellies.

>> No.44143670

>>44143656
the sidewinding would confuse me

>> No.44143673

>>44143656
A single lamia would be hard pressed to fight off an entire armed group. Against a single man? Sure, ez, snatch him and go. But against five or six with spears/swords/halberds and armor? No, she'd have to split quick.

>> No.44143705
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44143705

>steals your last image

>> No.44143712

>>44143705
REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.44143725

>>44143705
I'd swallow a bullet if monsters attacked the ship I was on.

>> No.44143735

>>44143705
Noooo, I don't wanna get grabbed by a slimy eel pirate!

>> No.44143746

>>44143725
is this code for downing a shot of cheap whiskey and attempting to woo the hot salty seadog hellhound that's holding you at sabre point?

>> No.44143757

>>44143746
Yeah, swallowing a bottle of bullet whiskey.

>> No.44143764

>>44143746
No I mean it literally I would shoot myself. Poseidon can go to hell.

>> No.44143779

>>44143764
You're getting a kraken.

>> No.44143783

>>44143673
But consider pack lamia, or worse, small monsters using a lamia as a war mount.

>Be anon in small company of order soldiers patrolling the desert
>Heard reports of some giant snake or something
>No problem, you and your buddies have all brought your snake prodders.
>Hear the sound of the hissing from over the sand dune
>Then a sandcloud
>Thatain'tnosandstorm.jpg
>Company of lamia "Charge" down the hill
>It's an avalanche of reds and blues and greens, and it's coming straight at you
>Each has got one or two monsters saddled to their backs.
>The leader, a purple snek, has a mindbroken pharaoh on her back.
>Your commander tells you all to brace
>Have about ten seconds to either get in position or book it in fear
>Pharoh sounds some strange sounding horn
>As they get closer, the ground rumbles, and not from the horde of lamia descending upon you
>The ground opens up
>A sandworm the size of a castle collapses your formation, just before their charge hits you
>It's carnage
>Shit your pants in fear and try to bolt up the side of the sand dune
>Can't make it anywhere because the sandworms opened the ground up like an antlion pit
>Nobody escapes the snek rape pit.

>> No.44143790

>>44143705
Pirates are dorks. Especially that hellhound one from jabberfags book

>> No.44143792

It's the edgetard from earlier. Don't try and reason with him.

>> No.44143802

>>44143779
Aw but those are the WORST. Are there really no Harpies around to give me a lift out of there?

>> No.44143806

>>44143764
>aye cap'n, this one oughta be dragged down ta Davia Jones' locker

>> No.44143813

>>44143806
Danny Jonessa

>> No.44143828

>>44143705
Looking pretty confident for someone within tail molestation distance

>> No.44143842

>>44143806
She can drag someone else down! I'm not going to some underwater shithole! I'm mad for dry land!

>> No.44143849

>>44143828
With an eel that just means you're within prat fall distance. It's MAS.

>> No.44143933

>>44143813
>Do you fear death?
>How 'bout a 'little death'?

>> No.44143961

>>44143802
Do you really want to get swarmed by seagull harpies?

>> No.44143988

>>44143961
Will they get me away from the sea dweller menace? Are they easy to swat away when I'm back on dry land? Then yes!

>> No.44143991

>>44143961
>seagull harpies trying to get your "hotdog"
Better hope that the giant albatross harpy can come to your aid.

>> No.44144007

>>44143961
MINE!

>> No.44144059

I'm sure a friendly Mershark will come to your aid. Unless she gets bullied into submission by Orca girls, in which case you're screwed.

>> No.44144067

>>44143548
>look up hoopsnakes
>find out there are real snakes that kinda do that, but they're more like awkward flopping rubber bands
I want to headpat a cute dork lamia like who's like that.

>> No.44144104

>>44143842
>I'm not going to some underwater shithole!
Well, your dick is certainly going into some underwater "shithole" for sure.

>> No.44144129

diving bell arachne

>> No.44144145

>>44144129
I like it. We could explore lakebeds and coral reefs together!

>> No.44144170

>>44144104
Never happening.

>> No.44144258

Sniff danuki breaths daily

>> No.44144263

I would like more fics talking about the demon army. Fuck VG and armywank for salting the earth.

Order crusades getting picked apart by alraune and werewolves as they try to traverse the forests of Lescatie.
Armadas and fleets getting destroyed by krakens, and then hordes of mersharks, mermaids and other sea monsters coming to feast on the virigns.
Heroes asking a wight/vampire/lich "You and what army?" before an undead swarm utterly annihilate them and their company.
Videos of men getting their trenches flushed out by zombie dragon fire being recorded by Gremlin drones.

>> No.44144324

I wish a lamia would send me tongue pics.

>> No.44144327

>>44144263
>think you can slip out of the chaos after demon army starts ransacking your town
>get snatched up by your neighbor that turned out to be a Kikimora hiding herself with illusion magic this whole time

>> No.44144349

>>44144263
I mean, those sound like fun concepts but the way the world is set up the monsters will win every time. There's no real tension or struggle in battles like that and the Order is, with individual exceptions, pretty shit. It's just "the good guys win" again and again (as they should) which doesn't make for interesting material.

>> No.44144364

>>44144349
>but the way the world is set up the monsters will win every time
Why would you NOT want them to win? That's the point

>> No.44144385

>>44144364
Right, but where is the tension? What do the monsters sacrifice? What are their struggles? None. It's a reverse HFY story and those get incredibly boring and formulaic after the second one you've read.
My point is that there are not many fics talking about the demon army because writing about warfare in a setting like MGE's is pointless.

>> No.44144407

>>44144385
this, i much rather read about how the spreg anon got the local lim pregant through sheer accident, by slipping and falling into her vagina, dick first

>> No.44144409

>>44144385
Bait

>> No.44144414

>>44144364
Anons here don't understand tension.

>> No.44144451

Reminder that the second monsters can birth males in MGE humans are completely obsolete and KC is full of shit for trying to convince me otherwise.

>> No.44144455

>be me
>sexium lilmius the fiftieth in line to the demon throne
>our catapults are bombarding the last order holdout of the region
>we are about to sack the city and rape the populace
>but alas, we are attacked from behind by the forces of bastet!
How will sexius lilimius the fiftieth deal with this treachery? Shall she seek the aid of the desert kingdoms, call upon the aid of her wonderland sister? Or perhaps she will entreat with bastet and lead her armies as the first cait sith lilim in service of bastet?

>> No.44144487

>forgetat that the males are humans and only thing thats different is basically that their mother was a monster girl
imagine being that retarded?
but aside from that, how would you need to redesign cities so that they could exist underwater? since for all the aquatic mamano and thier husbands need a place to live and stuff

>> No.44144495

>>44144349
I'm sure they get driven back every now and then.

>> No.44144513

>>44144324
>match with a dragon
>we start exchanging pics
>she sends me a picture of her looking extremely smug, showing off her face and torso
>text back "your horns are cute"
>she starts blowing up my phone
>"they are not cute, they are IMPOSING!"
>she sends a picture of her horns from another angle
>then from below
>then holding a ruler to them
>"they are CLOSE TO AVERAGE for my species you know"

>> No.44144516

>muh demon army fic
Literally what the hat Lilim is for

>> No.44144518

>>44144349
How about this scenario: a platoon of the demon army travels through wilderness and discovers an Order outpost they weren't aware of. The monsters technically could defeat the Order soldiers in a fight, BUT they vastly outnumber them and defeating them would instead become a logistical nightmare because of their no killing rule. They can't handle this many POWs, and there are no other monsters in vicinity that they could leave the remaining men to.
Now the monster platoon's objective is to either remain undetected, or find a way to handle the imminent battle's aftermath.

>> No.44144519

>>44144495
This is the kind of thinking that got that eejit to say monsters could deflect bullets

>> No.44144526

>>44144516
But I don’t want hat Lilim I want trial by fuck in Selene’s Kinky Colosseum of Canoodling

>> No.44144529

>>44144487
They can stay in their dirty, stinking ocean.

>> No.44144531

>>44144324
>Licker
>Like tinder but the mamono send pics of their tongue

>> No.44144546

>>44144495
>stronger than humans
>faster than humans
>smarter than humans
>better than humans at literally everything you can think of
sure, anon

>> No.44144548

>>44144531
Why would anyone use that when Fluffr exists?

>> No.44144549

>>44144519
Yeah that's stupid, when you start going into "she deflects bullets with her TITS" territory it gets really lame. Sure, make the super powerful monsters like dragons and baphs able to tank heavy hits, but a fucking hellhound or salamander doing it is cringe.

>> No.44144559

>>44144546
If every fight for the last 200 years was an Order failure, the Order wouldn't exist anymore.

>> No.44144568

>>44144559
The order only exists because druella enjoys watching humans suffer.

>> No.44144573

>>44144549
That's what happens when autists can't understand that this is a porn wish fulfillment setting and start overthinking things, same reason why KC needs to include all those silly clarifications in Q&As
I mean, what response would you prefer?
>Yeah mamono die all the time and leave husbands in misery until they commit suicide

>> No.44144574

>>44144559
Monsters are busy fucking their husbands and trying to solve problems without just steamrolling everything.

>> No.44144575

>>44144568
Now you're really out of line and off canon, good job.

>> No.44144578

>>44144546
i think you meant to talk to me, you tard
but humans and humans born or who became incubi have only one difference, the other has no limits on growth
they both start out the same and have the same weakness

>> No.44144582

>>44144548
>t. Tonguelet

>> No.44144583

>>44144575
I care not for mge canon.

>> No.44144588

>>44144568
Druella is fine, it's that fag Caspar that likes people suffering though.

>> No.44144591

>>44144549
There is literal divine intervention at work in MGE from Ares so I don’t know what the fuck you’re smoking.

>> No.44144592

>>44144573
>>44144574
Very easy solution to not make it a boring shitstop, for every man that falls during battle with a monster, a monster is also taken out of the fight because she is now carrying that man off the battlefield. That would make ANY engagement monsters fight in with fewer numbers doomed to fail, since all their soldiers are gonna leave as soon as they get theirs.

>> No.44144600

>>44144578
I'm talking about monster girls, retard.

>> No.44144604

Stop replying. It encourages him to post even more. Ignore it (to prevent further derailment) and also report it (so eventually the mods get fed up).

This dude has been at it on-and-of for almost 24hrs because you people keep replying.

>> No.44144609

>>44144591
autism-kun. He wasn't making an issue with the justification, just the mere existence of it.

>> No.44144613

>>44144604
Oh no, not actual DISCUSSION of the setting at the end of the thread!
Ahhhhh save me niggerman!

>> No.44144624

>>44144613
Thanks for letting us know that you are some retarded tourist, now go back where you came from.

>> No.44144629

>>44144604
Reports aren't a downvote button, redditor.

>> No.44144628

just leave the homosexual and report any futher nosense from the faggot

aside why talk about war, when you can talk about why shouldnt you go to a scenic swamp and meet the locals there, they are pretty nice and the gators make a lovely gumbo

>> No.44144631

Now that I think about it, you could write a fun story along the lines of Magus' cupid fic yesterday.
Imagine some lilim decides to spread the love and invade some peasant hovel. It has a decrepit, unmaintained wall with a gate that no longer closes. The guards are just a peasant levy with no training. There is an order priest but he's bottom of the barrel in a literal sense, too drunk to work most days.
The lilim shows up with an army of elite dullahan knights, dragon mounts, a cadre of sabbath mages and elementals, maybe a horde of undead as a backup. While preparing her invasion the mayor shows up with an offer of unconditional surrender, but she sends him away wanting a real fight from them.
Clearly outmatched, the townspeople are unwilling do anything but roll over, so the lilim's commanders start going back and forth between the camps, trying to whip up the human "army" into shape and improving their defenses (with carefully planted weak points for a dramatic turn in the battle, of course). All to play along for their general's LARP.
You'd have the chance to show how the monster army works while at the same time not really needing any conflict in the story. There's even some opportunities for side stories as the monsters in the camp mingle with the citizens.

>> No.44144635

>>44144592
This is literally the solution to the issue, it always the Order some 'victories' as they drive monstergirls off, which in turn drives up recruitment for even more men to join and fight monsters.

Ta-da, solved.

>> No.44144643

Holy shit shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear you bitch, bitch.
You keep complaining about MGE because you mentally ill and baiting everyone. Otherwise you'd leave these threads or talk about a different setting you actually like.
Fucking faggot, end yourself.

>> No.44144647

>>44144635
>it always
Fucking
*it ALLOWS

>> No.44144651

>>44144629
Holy hell, new response just dropped

>> No.44144655

>>44144643
who are you replying to passive-aggressive anon

>> No.44144656

>>44144643
I was going through reviewers last night and remembered a funny old scene
>go to succ brother
>wow its so cheap!
>wow they can look however you want?
>why don't people just always go here?!
>driedfish.jpg

>> No.44144671

>>44144629
Eventually a mod will smack him for spamming reports of things that aren't bannable offenses.

>> No.44144681

and of course it was the mick crying about MGE as always

>> No.44144684

It's not the easiest thing to write around, but it's possible. Here's two workarounds I literally just thought up. I don't write battle fics, but if I did, I'd use one of these. Obviously these aren't perfect, but they are a start.

>Order war that monsters intervene in. This is mentioned in the lore. Tension could arise from the MC (the defenders) trying to not get his side raped, and not knowing whether or not the MG are going to pounce on an exhausted/easy prey. The more honorable monsters wouldn't to, whereas the rape happy mob doesn't care.
>Anon is tasked with delivering a letter to somewhere deep in monster territory ala Apocalypse now. His squad is slowly whittled down by the local fauna and flora. Each interaction gnaws on the MC's mind, and the tension comes from both whether he's going to get raped, but also if he's going to cave and abandon his mission.
>Mercenary anon gets hired by a group of mercenary monsters to take care of a powerful order strategist/wizard/other big bad. He's not the strongest, smartest, or fastest, but he is very familiar with the country and city he was raised in. He starts off planning to doublecross them, because he loves his country. On their way, they assist other monster agents in "taking out" whatever the threat of the chapter is. Anon develops relationships with the mercenaries as they proceed, and there is conflict over whether or not he will betray them.


Alternatively, just write a battle scene. You can think of something creative to squeeze 4k words out with monster girl soldiers (just look at the lamia shit earlier). Or just focus on what the day of a monster soldier looks like.

>> No.44144689

>>44144651
Anon that's been a response for likely close to two decades now. Not our fault you're new here.

>> No.44144697

>>44144681
please read my greentext I put a lot of effort into it and will not be making a cat lilim OC.

>> No.44144704

>>44144684
>>Order war that monsters intervene in. This is mentioned in the lore. Tension could arise from the MC (the defenders) trying to not get his side raped, and not knowing whether or not the MG are going to pounce on an exhausted/easy prey. The more honorable monsters wouldn't to, whereas the rape happy mob doesn't care.
I still want a story of this.

>> No.44144706

>>44144671
They likely already have since he's demanding other people do his work for him now.

>> No.44144714

>>44144629
Lurk more you fucking newfag bitch. Flaming without reporting is like taking a shit on the floor when you're out of toilet paper. They're both things (You) do.
There is zero way of dealing with stubbornly motivated asshats on 4channel outside of reporting. It is your civic duty.

>> No.44144717

>>44144706
He's done a call to action for them before though.

>> No.44144721

>>44144684
Also
>monstergirls fighting the Order force that sallied forth from their fortified positions
>overtaking them, but half of the monstergirl side is gone with their new husbands
>no longer have the numbers to take the walls, retreat
>Order "victory"

>> No.44144726

>>44144671
>implying mods read

>> No.44144734

>>44144717
Someone post the spacebattles declaration of war on KC over him banning cuckshit.
These are the people you are defending when you think bad faith rants about MGE are valid thread discussion.

>> No.44144736

>BREAKING NEWS
>4mon thread hits image limit without being archived
>Ornery hags and NEETS devolve into slapfighting without pictures of human boys to look at

>> No.44144745

>>44144726
They do when they get annoyed, personally.

>> No.44144751

>>44144734
Not really. Anons attack me here all the time and I never did anything.

>> No.44144752

>>44144734
There is nothing bad faith happening, learn what words mean.

>> No.44144754

>>44144736
This is what they schlick to now:
OCC
OGC

>> No.44144766

>Mick is trying to convince people to not report him now
LMAO he's scared. He's been banned multiple times before when people have reported him in mass.

>> No.44144767

It's simple. The best way to avoid monsters and not get raped is to be incapable of feeling love. Once you master that you'll be safe!

>> No.44144776

>>44144751
Just because you're a retard doesn't mean you get a free pass, Mick. You are mentally ill and this place makes it worse for you. Leave.

>> No.44144781

>over 1000 posts
>image limit
Our thread is the strongest

>> No.44144782

>>44144734
https://i.imgur.com/3BBw3dp.png

>> No.44144786

>>44144767
Men incapable of feeling love receive counseling and therapy from very worried monstergirls.

>> No.44144793

>>44144766
>Anon has only been on 4chan for about a year and doesn't understand that announcing reports is against the rules
>Thinks anyone who calls him retarded is one guy instead of people having a laugh at him being autistic

>> No.44144796

>>44144752
If you honestly hate monstergirls so much, then stop posting in the mostergirl thread.
You keep coming back so I can only assume you are here to troll.

>> No.44144802

>>44144786
It will never work! The most they'll ever get from me is politeness and the occasional friendship!

>> No.44144809

>>44144782
>Asher
Of course. Is he still hiding from Aux and the Yakuza?

>> No.44144818

>>44144782
I salute this brave hero in his crusade. What is he doing to win?

>> No.44144826

>Go full self deprecation mode
>Worried succs are instantly deployed to your location

>> No.44144836

>>44144781
The power of boners for monstrous women is an untapped well of horny and some times awesome phenomena.

>> No.44144844

>>44144826
Succs are for mild cases, you enter maximum depression mode and you get the bogie.

>> No.44144845

>Story about anons family being in debt and anon secretly getting sold off to a monster family
>10 years later the daughter of the house comes to collect
I was thinking big wan + chain with collars on both ends
Anyone else got some input?

>> No.44144847

Milk your cows before they milk YOU!

>> No.44144850

>>44144826
>>44144844
>can't even make jokes without some woman getting on my case
how annoying

>> No.44144852

>>44144782
I don't know how to describe it, but it feels like a vintage kind of cringe, like something you'd see 15 years ago.

>> No.44144856

>>44144786
>Monster girls getting worried when you barely react to them passionately flirting with you.

>> No.44144858

>>44144845
Big wans are a bit overdone in my opinion, but do what you like anon!

>> No.44144860

>>44144844
How would a clown even help?
Clowns are scary, she will only make it worse!

>> No.44144866

>>44144850
You have to know how to tell a joke, and just in case don't tell them around actually autistic monsters.
>>44144860
She'll make you laugh, you'll see.

>> No.44144867

>>44144852
Real /b/ vs tumblr vibes.

>> No.44144873

>>44144860
It's overflow therapy; fear or hate something enough and you'll loop back around to loving it. Also, why the FUCK are bogie and bogey two different monsters?

>> No.44144877

>>44144852
To the surprise of fucking no-one, those who complain about autism the loudest turn out to be the most autistic themselves.

>> No.44144881

>>44144856
>Succubus tries casting charm magic on you
>Just shrug it off and say you appreciate the thought before walking home to go masturbate

>> No.44144886

>>44144873
Knew you beefed it
No bogey for you, you get Ms Haku instead

>> No.44144894

>>44144881
Looks like someone's getting the tactical mommydom succ squad called in

>> No.44144896

>>44144886
I'll take her, but only if I can milk her while she teaches

>> No.44144902

>>44144845
I like wans, but I think I've read a story with this premise involving a hellhound before. Monsters this would work with:
>Vampire
>Danuki
>Demon
>Oni
>Wight
>Succ
>Tsurara-onna (Fuck you she gets no fics)

Think carefully how you play the parents of the MC and the MG off. It could be very easy to make them unlikable, as would the daughter. Whatever interactions he has with her are going to be affected by how he was "sold".
Have fun writing anon.

>> No.44144905

>>44144809
No, he’s living his best life to his own ability.

>> No.44144906

>>44144886
>you get Ms Haku instead
That's just reinforcing negative behavior. Why would I want a clown or stuffed onahole when I could have Sensei? And why would I get good scores when Sensei rapes me harder for failing? Checkmate, monsters; I'm too cool for grammer.

>> No.44144908

>>44144894
So I'm just gonna guess they're trained in a regular old takedown but they also shove a titty in your mouth?

>> No.44144909

>>44144894
>An hour later after getting nabbed you walk out with a small smile and telling the Succs you appreciated them listening to your problems and you'd be happy to return the favor one day
>Meanwhile they're all inside either sobbing their eyes out or throwing up over how absolutely NOTHING worked on you

>> No.44144910

>>44144905
I'm starting to think kcs war didn't really affect anyone.

>> No.44144916

>>44144906
You get spanked if you're not a good student. If you like it, she withholds the spankings until you do better.

>> No.44144917

>>44144909
I'm so sorry anon, but I just imagined a succ in the family guy death pose

>> No.44144923

It sucks we hit image limit.
https://files.catbox.moe/10nx08.jpg

>> No.44144928

>>44144910
Mick is still crying and shitting his pants about it half a year later, so there's one "person" affected.

>> No.44144930

>>44144894
Oh no, not the mommydom succ squad. All sorts of rumors about them and their methods.

>> No.44144937

>>44144910
Not really. Asher still commissions monster boy faggotry and opines about being a day trader and bootlegger, Cheral is off enjoying life. About the only shit to come out of the entire “war” is the various communities becoming even more insular than before.

Turns out kicking up a shit blizzard because of autism didn’t accomplish dick in the long run.

>> No.44144943

Hinezumi not so confident after getting her nose broken after someone actually tried to fight her instead of doing some dumb sex dance called a "fight".

>> No.44144956

Mick, you do realize crying about KC and shitposting non stop isn't a miracle cure for the AIDS you got from your stepfather, right?

>> No.44144957

>>44144928
>https://files.catbox.moe/ghg3mh.webm
Most of my time goes toward crpg monster girl stuff, to be fair.

>> No.44144969

>Depressed
>Suddenly Mofu'ed

>> No.44144988

die already

>> No.44144989

>>44144928
It’s the only way he stays relevant.

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