Monster Girl Thread

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>>44101761
Imagine her joy when you ask for her autograph even though she came in 4th place.

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This early morning post was made in appreciation of lilims

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Reminder that spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them.

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>>44101821
I bet lilims are not morning persons.

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>>44101828
and they still have the instinctive reaction of biting when startled
>walking behind brazilian wandering spider girl on the street
>she's listening to music and doesn't know you are behind her
>walk faster and decide to overtake her because autism and you don't like following someone
>she notices you only when you are next to her
>instinctively bites you
>then apologizes and insists that now she must help you handle the effects of her venom

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>>44101788
I haven't played fighting games since Tekken 5 on the PS2, I can't beat this snek

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>>44101857
See I think the whole spider venom thing is a big hoax by arachne to make themselves seem scarier than they are. Don't people know that spider fangs are too small to penetrate human skin?

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>>44101857
What are the effect of Brazilian spider venom though?

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>>44101851
>be (You)
>up in the morning doing something, making breakfast, idk
>when you hear it
>*cccccrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*
>that's your bedroom door
>the beast has awoken
>you stand still, not daring to make a noise
>she walks out, nothing but her messy hair, your old, stretched out t shirt, and a pair of panties
>a scowl that would put most frowns to shame adorns her face
>"g-good morning, hon-"
>you didn't even get to finish your sentence when she casted a time stop spell on you
>you watch, unable to move, as she stomps her way to the coffee machine
>what normally takes 5 minutes feels like forever
>watching her try to glare at an inanimate object to somehow make it work faster is not that entertaining
>soon her sweet nectar that makes her slightly amicable to morning finishes brewing
>she grabs the pot and takes a swig, and decides it needs a little something
>she quickly, without any warning holds the pot under your crotch as she undoes the fly to your pajama bottoms
>quickly jerks you off, spilling your essence into the black liquid abyss
>she swirls the pot around a bit before taking another swig and is probably satisfied
>you cannot tell by the look on her face still
>she sits down at the table and continues to down her ambrosia
>it's another few minutes and half a pot before she undoes the spell she placed on you
>you just continue to finish up what you were doing without bothering her, atleast until she finishes her coffee

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I'm tired of all the corpse and snek bickering, I will unite the desert lands under MY banner and put an end to this once and for all

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>>44102140
>there are now 1001 desert kingdoms

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>>44101851
So the best time to finally defeat my lim rival is when she's still in bed?

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>>44102140
just make sure now to lose yourself to the desert anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X580Loej3QY

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>>44102161
anyone who ends up in that accursed land ends up going native
elven expedition? sun elf tribals
anons? pharaoh hot water bottle
snakes? grapes

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>>44101906
>In addition to intense pain and possible medical complications, the bite of a Brazilian wandering spider can deliver a long, painful erection to human males

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>>44102161
>duke anon stares off into the desert night sky, contemplating life and the universe
>meanwhile his kikis are getting black out drunk after another victory

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>>44102140
Every ruler knows that the desert really belongs to the sandworms. For all the conflicts out there, you never hear of a kingdom that didn't get along with the worms.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>44101821
>>44102100
>grandma hair
>femcels
>mary sues
>boring
nah

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Elves are made for abyssal human men.

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>>44102100
Makes sense, coffee is the devil's juice and coffee drinkers are lame.

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>>44102140
no, i will, ahn'qiraj shall rise again

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> Always talking about desert kingdoms
> Never talking about DESSERT kingdoms
Hmmph.

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>>44102576
>coffee is actually the devil's pussy juice

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>>44102786

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How often should you conduct a panty inspection on your meido?

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>>44102736
C'thun get off 4chan

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>"Well that was a disappointment, Anon! You said this Order City was high leveled enough to grind for extra HP but its all low level trash mobs!!! Barely got any meaningful exp and below average loot. Pick a better Raid location next time, please? ...Well atleast my gal pals are still on their and finally get their boyfriends."

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>>44101480
you do recognize Tamamo, right?

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>>44103334
No, but I recognize tamago!

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>Excuse me miss, do you need a napkin?
>"Un autre tour de viande garçon, ou j'appelle mon père"

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>>44103020
0, that's highly exploitative and unprofessional

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>>44103495
That's correct, that's why you need to conduct it while she's dusting the high shelves and doesn't expect it.

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blue

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>>44103513
Meidos are not for lewds. Meidos are a sacred bond. between a man and a terrifying spidergirl who refuses to leave and giggles behind her hands at your inability to make eye contact with her.

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>>44103417
Quebecqois Wendigos?

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>>44103417
"Une autre tournée de viande" or "Une autre tournée de bidoche" would be more correct, but good job anon

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>>44101788

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>>44103823
this is a strange thing to exist

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>>44103823
I wanna shove my face in the lava tits.

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the french monsters should be made to wave the white panty while you invade her insides

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i think i will antagonize the manticores today. this seems like a wise course of action

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>>44103873
no one in france wears the underpants

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The desert kingdom princess is a lewd brat

[Anonymous No.]

Always be careful when handling small lamias. They may look harmless but their venom is much more potent than their larger cousins.

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>>44101788
Imagine being born and raised in Hagville but you have to commute to school/work in JK Metropolis. And in which you may or may not have to watch out for them sneaky genki-smiling highschooler monstergirls, human gyarus and pyrows.

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a p'orc with gun and military gear

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>>44104155
>old wrinkled skin
>young, supple jks
why not move?

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>go to hagville with a cold
>sniffle
>all hags alerted, fox eyes open

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>>44104175
That's a, uhh
That's a plus-sized porcer

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>>44104175
>0 boobs
What's the point

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>>44104231
american porc
>>44104244
she didnt drink enough p'orc milk

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>>44104244
boobs are just fat and she is certainly packing that.

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porc who drunk lots of porc milk
>>44104285
>t.baphoment

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>>44104285
This is not the type of fat I want.

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>>44104285
America has gone too far this time

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>>44104175
Porkerator.

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>>44101788
>One of the main characters and or supporting cast has arrived at the scene

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>>44104297
Okay but what's with the cat robot?

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>>44104339
where's the monster girl?

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[Anonymous No.]

Bully kots

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>>44104335
>>44104335
and all the american porcs are big fat hicks, rednecks, and hillbillies
and there is tons of them in the country side
>>44104368
from the dude who drew it
>>44104383
thats the wrong one to yell that at

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>>44104383
>Can't even spell get lose/loose
Why is this so hard?

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>>44104375
balance in all things. However, that was a witch which is technically a monster girl if you count mge witch as one.
Regardless here is a monster girl mage for sure.

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>>44103823
>lava girl not just cooling / hardening lava into armor

See me after class.

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>>44104407
That’s a furry.

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>>44104554
her shoes are kind of ugly

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>>44104517
Also a bait posted by schizophrenic potato nigger.
And you fell for it.

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>>44104562
My bad was just stating the obvious.

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>>44104592
don't reply to the insane, it just encourages them.

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>>44101788

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>>44104616
>that one pic where she's riding that guy
good shit

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>>44104616
Office ladies are my one true weakness.

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>>44104616
Once you are in a cubicle there is no escape from the office lady predators

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I DONT WANT TO WORK IN AN OFFICE
I DONT WANT TO WORK IN AN OFFICE
I DONT WANT TO WORK IN AN OFFICE
I DONT WANT TO WORK IN AN OFFICE
THEY CANT MAKE ME

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>>44104653
You only have to work I'm an office for one day, then you can start a new career as a bedwarming boy toy.

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Quick give me a writing prompt, I want to write something today.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44104695
Leanan Sidhe and her boyfriend want to be radical so they go make guerrilla art installations (graffiti)

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>>44104695
Anon works IT for a monster girl company and has to deal with one of the bosses constantly "accidentally" messing up her computer so he will come and fix it.
Deciding to make it a bit more obvious she's now "accidentally" sending him nudes and everything like that.
However, she is constantly thwarted by the fact anon just thinks she's really bad with computers (maybe because she's an undead or something).

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>>44104695
Miss Gazer needs glasses, so she goes to an optometrist and all his eye contact and detailed examinations of her eyes makes her extremely horny.

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>>44104653
it's business time

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>>44104749
I love scary beast women

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>>44104653
I know right? Who wants to work when you can have your wife do it while you play videogames with your daughter?

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>>44104775
estrus is scary

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>>44104775

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>>44104779
You still have to cook dinner, do the laundry, and make sure your daughter cleans her room and does her homework.

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>>44104831
All those take way less time than work, and I don't have to deal with any retards.

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>>44104848
good drawing

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>>44104775
You may regret that anon

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>>44104775
>>44104912
These monster girl ears are getting very silly

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>>44104912
Venefica isn't scary. She's a nice evil witch

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>>44102753
I hate to spoil this for you but its filled with chubsters.

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>>44105069
>portals open
>processed sugar doesn't agree with them and they all bloat up like Filipinos

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>>44105100
I still get an MG wife out of this, I will take this outcome

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>>44105069
Oh, no, that sounds terrible. PLEASE don't send me to the kingdom full of chubby, busty monster girls. I would hate that SOOOOOOOooooooo much.

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>>44104694
>I'm an office
shoggoth get ye gone
mimic get ye gone

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>>44105069
It's fine, 2D chubsters actually look appealing.

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>>44105137
>"Hey Anon, you don't have to play it up. I'm not THAT chubby."
>".....Ok fine, we'll do the cat roleplay but after this I'm working on that death ray."

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>>44105013
the bigger the ears the better to molest they are

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>>44105069
Imagine the hags...

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OPS!

https://files.catbox.moe/ssu4g5.mp4

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>>44105016
>She's a nice evil witch
You wouldn't happen to have a collar around your neck would you?

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I warned y'all about foxes

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>>44105244
>pull her tail she'll feel better
But where's the tail?

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>>44105157
Total
Pelvic
Destruction

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>>44105256
N-no? W-why would I wear something l-like that?

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>>44105263
what warning? ive heard nothing but good things about them.

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>>44105269
Naked children.

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>>44105296

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>>44103679
Thanks - I didn't take any French classes so I let machine translation help me

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>>44105328
Sweet, uncanny 3d.

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>>44105296
Good things, you say?

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whos the artist for the OP pic?

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>>44105410
family oriented, hardworking, high sex drive, fluffy tails and ears, good at cooking, good at house work. all of this with no negatives. foxes really are the greatest life companions.

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>>44105298
uooooooh ToT

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MGC police are corrupt as hell.

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>>44105431
https://twitter.com/gashiwataex378

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>>44105298
Now that's something you can get behind

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>>44105284
I dunno anon...you seem awfully defendant of her, you sure you're not wearing a collar that says veneficas pet?

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oh god hes here too

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>>44105498
Yes, I come in a little behind tho.

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Stop posting fox mofu! Post manticore fluff instead

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>>44105510
So that's why we were warned about foxes.

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>>44105506
Of course not. I just visit her shop every day, and sometimes indulge in scratches and headpats.

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>>44105519
baiscall made ran threads unusaable since he spammed the 3d raan

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>>44103020
Until she learns to stop wearing any.

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>>44105525
>Headpats
Sad, another anon lost to evil witches. Soon you'll just be a pet happy to stay with her forever.

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>>44104339
HumanMage
Not interested, unless:
Does she run a service delivering Kikis?

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>>44105533
Love Ran.

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>>44101906
IRL? Pain and a long lasting, also painful erection.
Mamono version? You hear Bossa Nova playing wherever you go and you also have a long lasting, rock hard erection.

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>>44105516
I will kiss her wounds better and then send her on her way. I will, however, take a lock of her fluff as compensation

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>>44105577
>be Anon
>DorkMage
>give headpatz
>crush magehat into warped sombrero
>much crying
>now Anon is screwed
>and Anon is screwed repeatedly
>she keeps the hat on during it all
>gradually mana reinflares the hat

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>Keep finding holes in my clothes
>Moth says she has no idea where they are coming from
>Find a pile of "used" scraps of my clothing in the corner of her room

What should I do?

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>>44105637
>be Anon
>DorkMage
>give headpatz
>crush magehat into warped sombrero
>her skin suddenly darkens to the color of cafe con leche and she starts rolling her rs excessively
>rides you in cowgirl and cums while screaming "AY PAPIIIIIIIII"
>her pussy juice smells like horchata now
>the changes, both body and hat-wise, are permanent

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>>44105142
WOE
SHOGGOTH UPON THEE

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>>44102242
>"Wiggle me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!"
>"Babe, who are you talking to?"
>"Just the wind, but it was fun!"
I headcanon sandworms as huge dorks.

>>44104638
Corner office? More like cornered office.

>>44105577
>That outfit
Which black magic gave this witch a list of my fetishes?

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>>44105142

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>>44105787
thank you shoggy, you truly are my greatest maid

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>>44102753
What are the breakfast, lunch and dinner kingdoms like?

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>>44105796
no

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>>44102198
>>44105610
would it also make a womans clit impossibly hard

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>>44105961
That's how you get Gnolls anon.

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>>44105965
what

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>>44105975
girl penis

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>>44105975
That's how you get Gnolls anon.

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>>44104912
>those ears

I'm going to summon a demon so I can make that fox my wife contractually.

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>>44105987
dont be gay

[Anonymous No.]

What does the fox say?

[Anonymous No.]

So I just got a very kind trial cleaning with this kikimora who showed up on my door unannounced. I was sceptical at first, but she really has done a fantastic job. I asked her when she was going to be leaving, and what her prices were for further work, and she just gave me a funny looking smile. It's now night time, and she still hasn't left. What do?

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>>44106025
order her to make dinner

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>>44105930

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>>44106025
what kind of "funny smile" are we talking about here?

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>>44106083
That kind of smile someone who doesn't speak amazing English makes when they aren't really sure what you've just said, but don't want to offend you. Every time I bring it up she just smiles and nods at me, and then finds something else to fuss about. Help.

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>>44106025
>she just gave me a funny looking smile.
Don't worry about it.

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>>44105975
Big clits.

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>>44106017
Babymaking

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>>44105990
>fox
She's a rabbit

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>>44105787
Expels all Shogness.
Shogmashtah Anon shits his pants.
Shog tries to crawl down Anon's leg to escape.
>home-made Piroshki will never try to possess Mashtah's lower colon
Kiki's are bestmaidos

[Anonymous No.]

No requests today, just a dumbo tank.
When the brain empty, the heart takes the wheel

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are longhousian.

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>>44106178
Is that regular hug, kabedon, or pinning down?

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>>44106186
It's likely a pin

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>>44101788
>tfw no NEET werebat gf to cuddle and play vidya with, tease her qt feet too

[Anonymous No.]

Don't stuff sleepy mice into giant teapots

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>>44106184
Valkyries feast in Longhouses with the hero Anons of Valhalla
>fuckoff with your new /pol/buzzword that doesn't translate outside your mutt nigger worshipping shithole

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>44106196
>tease her feet
>tease her ears
>call her cute
>cuddle
>lift up her bangs and look into her eyes
>call her cute again
>squeeze her butt
>call her a slut
>call her your slut
>mating press
>cuddle
>nap time

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>>44106178
>>44106178
cute wurm

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>>44106209
You are hopelessly numb and/or deceived by the academic parlor tricks of Steven Pinker.

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>>44106236
I like all of this but I'd rather she call me her slut

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>>44106251
She's a submissive hypnotist. She can try being on top, but she's still a huge dork (with lots of horny thoughts she keeps hidden)

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>>44106209
>slaying filthy monsters all day
>feasting in valhalla at night
>aesthetic and heroic light color scheme
sign me up

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>>44106297
She can unleash those horny thoughts onto me

[Anonymous No.]

Tabitha is for people who want more to hypnosis than spirally eyes and telling people to do things. She's for trust building and deep relaxation. And the fox whore is for trust abuse and being continually disappointed by how awful she really is. Or something.

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>>44106347
>massive hips
>Clearly human legs
disappointing design

[Anonymous No.]

So cute

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>>44106354
>human legs
>covered in fur and ending in claws
Shut up, fox fucker

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>>44106360
You can see the muscles, anon. The only big change she has is longer toes.

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>>44106347
Those're some hips!

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>>44106358
catimplyingshewilleather.jpg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWZ2QVx9pr8
The workplace will be fun.

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>>44106393
Due to her innate horniness, she accidentally bought a skirt that is open on the sides and back

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>>44101788

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>>44106412
Good, now put her in a sweater dress while she wears the glasses.

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>>44105069
>holst goes in with a slim figure
>turns out that the natives have natural restraint around the constant sweets, and other monsters struggle alot because they just see endless food
>comes out looking more like a big fat p'orc
probably not the best place to take your wife if she has little restraint.

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Miss Ryu is cute and I like rain and storms.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd honestly take being a faceless danuki/beezlebub hag's boytoy/bodypillow at this point, at least the only crushing weight would be nice and soft cowtits.

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>>44106486
Is that meant to be bad? It's not even the worst option.

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>>44106486
I would actually kill to be a monsters bed warmer

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>>44106486
>Anon is the danuki equivlant of a houseboy in danukiwood, having to serve a chubster danuki film producer.

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>>44106445
>slim holst
She was being under fed anyway.

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>>44106486
I could never settle for being just a boytoy/body pillow.
Those are rewards for a hard day's work. I have too much energy to waste every day doing nothing.

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Body Corruption!

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>>44106531
do not use your wife as a basketball

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>>44106531
Unusually happy for that fetish. I want to rationalize and say it's a stylistic representation, rather than that fetish.

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>>44106412
She looks very trustworthy

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>>44106537
she can handle it

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>>44106485
I want to take a Ryu to Tacoma and creampie her and give the world countless white-asian babies.

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>>44106397
Don't do that :(

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>>44106397
Snake girls too

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Foxes think this is an approptiate way to pay humans for things? Why can't they use money like a normal person?
https://files.catbox.moe/vgyp8z.gif

[Anonymous No.]

Small foxes are very trustworthy.

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Give me one reason to trust foxes. I'll wait

[Anonymous No.]

I only trust big foxes

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>>44106569
>she
they

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Foxes are terrible. Go with Gazer instead. She has 10 tentacles and a big fluffy tail.

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>>44106703
They're very good with kids.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are trash. Feed yourself to a sandworm instead. You'll be very happy and comfy as her food.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what's funny?
The default color for this board is blue.
Like Shoggy.
Just some food for thought.

[Anonymous No.]

i will have sex with a fat p'orc instead of a twig like elf, she wont break as easily with the pounding i give to my fat p'orc

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>>44106459
How can she invest in my plastic crack model painting if she keeps getting water on them and diluting the palette?

[Anonymous No.]

This is my best gif of a fox. Yes, I wish I was that tail. But honestly any MG can give me a lap pillow and comb my hair. And it would make me very happy.

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>>44106787
>head in lap, receiving brushing and scalp massages

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

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>>44106791
>Get captured by monstergirl
>Ties me up, drains my strength, and then does that to me
>No energy to resist, squirm, or struggle
>Lack the desire to do so
>I'll basically be happy silly putty until she's had her fill
>This could continue for hours
She'll probably end up imprinting onto me, too.

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>>44106826
Imagine you came from it

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>>44106826
>>This could continue for hours
>fall asleep within ten minutes

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>>44106832
Nah, that would only happen with ear cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

Me telling those winged harlot Succubi off and saying that all they really want to do is just suck my dick and that they couldn't truly love me.

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>Oh come on, can't you at least pretend to be scared?

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>>44106826
>Get captured
>Sentenced to rehabilitation
>Locked in a room with therapy succ
>Level drains me
>Wake up. Door is locked. Still trapped with therapy succ
>Forced to lay my head on her lap, helpless to resist
>Ear cleaning and scalp massages
>Softly tells me itll be ok, and I'm in a safe, loving place
>Stuck there at level 1 until I start opening up to her
>Before I know it, crying into her lap and telling her all my problems
>5 hours later feel much better
>Therapy works

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>>44106837
That's when the subliminals and programming begins

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>Hunting truffles with French p'orcers

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>>44106876
I don't like level drain because I hate the feeling of loss that comes with losing stats and EXP (and things like memories). It scares me, and even more scared thinking about how I'd behave to avoid it, or what I might do afterwards.
I prefer regular energy drain where I'm just exhausted and unable to move. This is a warning and a hint to all Inma that see me as a potential husband.

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>>44106922
To me, it's the hottest fetish to be made helpless while something absorbs your power and memories.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster do you DISLIKE the most?

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>>44106871
Look, I know you can overpower me on muscle alone and make me a drooling mess with your venom. But I know at the end of day you aren't going to hurt your husband and I'm going to be honest, knowing that makes it really hard to fake being scared.

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>>44106941
https://mgq.miraheze.org/wiki/Shinifa/Companion
This one.

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>>44106941
Abyssals

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>>44106930
Don't get me wrong. I agree it's super hot, and the scariness of the thing adds to that.
But my rational brain and survival instincts are going to kick in immediately at the first hint that a girl even could level drain me, let alone would. I'm not comfortable being around someone that could take control of me so easily and entirely.

Basically, if I don't already trust her 110%, any mention of level drain would kill the relationship (or force us into a lengthy subplot about rebuilding trust).
Yes, I am afraid of powerful succubi because of this.

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>>44106946
Got any more images of hurt monsters like this?
I want to comfort and cuddle them

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>>44106967
>>44106930

Is level drain hotter when your wife is already much stronger than you, or when she is far weaker than you?

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>>44107028
The imp in mgq was pretty good for humiliation. Not level drain, but same thing.

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>>44107028
I don't care for it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following
>wife level drains you
>feeds levels back to you with milk

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>>44107028
>realize too late that the fairy is level draining you
>no wonder she looked so smug when you caught her

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>>44107018
Not that I can find on a quick search, it's not something I go looking for.

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>>44106941
Humpty Egg, Cu Sith, Cait Sith, Matango, Dwarf, Baphomet.

Humpty Egg because it's literally a transfigured fetus. The Sith because they're furries in a setting that largely avoids opening the can of worms for the shitpost fetish bait like futanari and outright NTR ( Bicorn is bigamy and polyamory, fuck off ). Matango because Myconid and Mad Hatter are without irony direct upgrades or side grades. Baphomets because I just don't jive with them being 'the best and the strongest', despite it being hyperbole on the author's part, when the OG Succubus and inma like Lilim exist.

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>>44107081
>avoids shitpost fetishes
>toddlercon and fetusfucking exists
>multiple abyssal monster boys exist
also trumparts fuck dogs. Although I still don't think that one has gone up on kemono.

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>>44106414
>"Seduction takes too long"

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>>44107139
I do want a buffcubus to seduce me.

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>>44106909
>their snort is now a hon hon

[Anonymous No.]

level drain is doo doo in my opinion
i just want to molest her and fuck her

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>>44106941
How about let’s not fucking do that and talk about the monster girls you LIKE. That I’m tired of this complaining, you probably posted this to start something.

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>>44107124
Abyssal husbands aren't male monsters. They can turn back into human form at any time they wish to. My point is that the furrry, futa, and NTR communities especially in Japan and America tend to be obnoxiously fucking loud.

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>>44107232
>Nerdy succ is summoned by a dude with really wants to fuck
>She just wants to building models.

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>>44107241
I like Deonora... but don't tell her that!

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>>44107251
>They can turn back into human form at any time they wish to.
When their wife allows it*
Ftfy

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>>44107139

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>>44107261
I won't, but I advise you to tell her yourself.

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>>44107241
Ok. My favorite is cait sith. My ideal is non mommy femdom.

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>>44107241
I am inclined toward kejourou.

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>>44107273
You're a sad, bad joke that just goes on for too long without a punchline

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsune

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>>44107251
>hiding behind semantics

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>>44107284
And in a few months you'll be able to laugh at my programming skill on top of all my other monster girl content. How exciting for you.

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>>44107293
There isn't a single time Kenkou has identified them explicitly as male monsters so yes, I will be the Pagliacci of Pedantry on this one.

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>>44107328
Didn’t he just say they were mutated humans when he went into depth about them or whatever the Japanese term for that is.

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>>44107241
I like a lot of mamono, but the ones I find myself most drawn to are in 3 buckets:
> Yandere
Shirohebi, Wisps
> "Scary"
Gazers, Ushi-Oni, Hellhounds
> KOT
All kots are good kots. Even Miss Chesh. Especially Miss Chesh.

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Reminder

>0 votes lmao (except one guaranteed from himself): >>/jp/thread/42611860#p42612564
>reduced to posting his asylum inmate scribbles on obscure fringe chans and brags about it being some kind of an achievement
>thinks his shitty 3D models will impress anyone
>delusional enough to think someone as mentally ill and retarded as him is going to ever be able to develop even 1% of a game

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>>44107328
>Pagliacci is the Italian plural for "clowns”
Abyssal Bogies? Which thinking about it wouldn’t that just be a lewd version of IT since IT is a eldritch abomination.

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>>44107328
I get they are technically human, but i still dislike their existence.

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>>44107381
Okay, then talk about the monster girls you like instead and stop bitching every thread.

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>>44107401
You wanted to lose to an imp, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a crippling weakness to hag saggers

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>>44107378
Dont forget about how cried to KC about shitposting on twitter(which is how he was identified as a mick in the first place) or how he demanded KC make him an OC he had no idea about because is arch nemesis got a baph OC.

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>>44107414
what we gonna watch?

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>>44107421
I don’t even know how they even became arch nemesises in the first place, shit is both silly and sad especially over MGE.

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>>44107437
I don't get the impression that KC sees him as a nemesis.

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>>44107435
Space Outlaw Anon binge

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>>44107435
season 2 of Mamono Magi

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>>44107459
Well, that'll certainly lampshade the fact you two will neither watch Netflix nor be "Chill".

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>>44107378
>>reduced to posting his asylum inmate scribbles on obscure fringe chans and brags about it being some kind of an achievement
The admin of that chan seemed relatively sane last I checked, so it's only a matter of time before he starts shit and gets the boot from there too.
>>44107453
Not KC but the Baphofag, but I don't believe he cares much about the mick either.

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>>44107453
No I was talking about the rivalry between the bapho guy and mick rather than anything to do with KC. That none of this is serious but I don’t think mick has a normal mind to see he needs to stop. Where like the holy texts say there is no rest for the wicked.

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>>44107485
>The admin of that chan seemed relatively sane last I checked, so it's only a matter of time before he starts shit and gets the boot from there too.
He's already working on it lmao, tried starting something and admin stepped in. And knowing who runs the place, I don't expect much patience for mick.
On the plus side, he'll have a new target for his obsessions when this happens and maybe we'll have some peace.

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The Mick seems to be camping out on /vg/ looking for advice on his models
Not my problem. That cesspool is exactly what he deserves. Anyway... Monstergirls, anyone?

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>>44107379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRhmogBs-gU

Just give Bogies the ability to shape shift similar to Doppelgangers and they're basically Pennywise. Except whenever they shape shift they're still clowns.

>>44107353
As far as I can remember they're just humans who through their spouse's mana have gained the ability to transform. There's less extreme versions such as a Shoggoth's husband getting toned down versions of their viscosity so they can get sticky and raunchy like slugs when they fuck. Or, y'know, turning into squid panties or a giant tentacle fucknest faced spider.

>>44107381
That's perfectly fine, you're entitled to your opinion. Now which girls do you actually like?

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>>44107536
Nah, we should discuss US politics instead. Oooh! And RELIGION. That'll really be relaxing and pleasant.
Post spiders!

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>>44107537
Yes?

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>>44107541
Nacha Bogies since Pennywise is a cosmic spider.

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>>44107547
When the portals open, I think that the US government should be replaced by a spider theocracy dedicated to the fallen god.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Skintight materials
>Stretchy materials
>Materials that trap moisture
Anyone else?

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>>44107547
Eros or Poseidon, that is the religious debate we need.
>>44107607
It's the one chance to introduce arachno-capitalism.

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>>44101788

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>>44107600
Not really. The Spider is just the closest approximation to Pennywise's true form the human brain can make. But fair point.

>>44107241
Medusa/Gorgons are my most beloved but I do enjoy the vanilla Lamia, Succubus, Demon, Shoggoth, and Atlantis-Nacho as well. Make of that what you will.

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>>44107615

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>>44107646
If it looks like a spida I’m gonna call it a spida.

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>>44107615
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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>>44107536
I don't need advice they are decent enough based on feedback.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonia is the easiest place to live and stay single, as dragons tend to be too prideful to do anything.

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>>44107728
If the wurms don't get you, the dragon zombies will.

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>>44107687
How can a swimsuit of all things look so stuffy?

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>>44107437
It was some kind of stupidity about Puuyo ( the Baphofag in question ) getting official art of his OC due to the backlash of outing Wightfag or some inane stupid shit like that. Mick complained to KC on Twitter about shitposting, outing himself, and then pretended to act like looking up a public Steam profile constitutes as "doxxing" somebody. Sent an email or some shit to KC that was so flagrantly disrespectful not only to a Japanese person due to how casual it was, but to literally anybody with higher brain functions.

Now he continues to cope and seethe and mald while shitting up the threads. You can usually tell it's him because he'll randomly bring up AlexDoheny ( another Baphofag, the one with the white hair is his OC IIRC; Who doesn't even fucking browse 4chan ) and how his waifu looks like a guy or some shit and how he's the 'Chinese Wikifag'. Or he'll post furry art, or his insane asylum doodles. Or those generic JRPG ass looking 3-D models. Usually for attention.

It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I cried in Dragonia?

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>>44107754
Just go to the higher class parts of dragonia to avoid the low class wurms

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>>44107784
>higher class parts of dragonia
>low class wurms
You know Big Mama got her fortune making high quality wine, right?

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>>44107241
I love Wights, Demons and other such elegantly sexy and feminine girls.

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>>44107767
That'd just attract the bratty Malefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon cries in Dragonia
>ground starts rumbling
>hag wurm pops out
>grabs anon by the collar with her teeth like a cat
>drags him through the hole
>anon is never seen or heard from again
Stay tuned for the next episode of WURMED ALIVE

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>Anon cries in Dragonia
>Wyvern squad to the rescue
>Dive bombs crying Anon
>Picks him up by the scruff of his shirt
>Drops him in the nearest hot spring
>Wyvern's can't see shit from the sky due to all of the steam
>But from the noise, Anon is getting eaten alive by the resident hag hot spring dragons.

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>>44107846
Is that with a new Anon each episode? Sounds like a very formulaic show.
>>44107878
Poor Anon must have just gotten in the hot water too quickly.

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>>44107467
if season 1 has the epic black knight duel what happens in season 2?

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[Anonymous No.]

Hag dragons are the worst kind of dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Be nice to lil' sandworm!

[Anonymous No.]

If Baphomet is really so strong, then how come I was able to hold one down and fuck her senseless until impregnation was achieved? Surely her smug smile she gave me while clinging to my neck afterwards was just to save face after losing so hard, right?

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>>44107946
Pride and desperation are a dangerous mix indeed

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>>44107925
ravenous alien swarm invades the solar system, ends when Magi [NEW COLOUR] battles the hive queen whilst the Green Knight and Magi Purple fly into space to bait out the swarm with [MAGICAL MCGUFFIN]

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>>44101788

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>>44107967
wood elves are the worst flavour of elf
not only do have to deal with typical elfiness but also fae nonsense too

[Anonymous No.]

Embrace the simple life.
The sandworm life.

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>>44107957
You must have had better technique.

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>>44107972
magi purple is a blatant director self insert

[Anonymous No.]

What makes a hag a hag?
Is it age? Because some monsters naturally live very long life spans (Dragons, undead, elves, etc.) so is it really fair to call a hundred year old dragon a hag? Would the age threshold change with species, or is it more a state of mind thing? What are some good litmus tests for hags?

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>>44108079
It's when the artist draws it as a hag because of a fetish thing.

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>>44107987
NEET lamia

[Anonymous No.]

I gave up everything to marry the fox.
I brush the tail, I brush all my kids(200) tails.
I make them the tofu.
I make more Fox kids with my wife.
I have 300 kids.
I have 500 kids...
I have 10,000 kids(As of writing this I have 45,000 kids.)
I love my family very much(55,005)
90% of the fox population is produced by me.(100,150.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44107987
>Lose ft10
>Get raped again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108079
Age.

Any girl over 30 is a hag. 25-29 is pre-hag.

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>>44108112
Yo are you trying to make a city of foxes since that number is close to Omaha’s population.

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>>44108079
>>44108134
Basically hags are the female equivalent of wizards

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>>44108156
I feel for the long lived species then. In the blink of an eye they are hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44107967
So many elves around these days

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>>44108112
its been all downhill since the ancient foxes learned how to share their immortality with their husbands. they just keep making
more foxes until 99% of the town shares their surname.

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>>44108234
>And then the kidnappings began.

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>>44108234
I told people about those crafty foxes, but did anyone listen?
We need to send them and their husbands off to another dimension and seal it. Thin fried tofu should be good bait. I just hope that they won't breed so much they spill back into our own dimension again.

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>1200 words
Writing a mge fic a week is hard work. Takes up a lot of time.

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>>44108297
> Be you, Anon.
> OH NOES
> Never mind, she's your wife now!
FUCKING DONE.

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>>44108156
I'm a 35 year old khhv wizard ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

There's going to be so many foxes that they'll just zerg rush the whole world eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

How does the Monster react when you tell her you just want to be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

An idea...
Underground fox civilization.

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>>44108200
>Tail so fat she can sit on it
Holy shit now that is peak fox.

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>>44108276
you think they wont find their way back? isolating them will give them time to mature, prepare and organize. once they've pestered their mom to make a portal back. they will swiftly gobble up all the young men as well as all the shota, for their own children to have later on. leaving the foxes to their own devices will only spell our doom!

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>>44108330
I want a beast girl whose tail is so big and fluffy that I could sleep on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108330
even better if she can support your own weight.

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>>44107952
Imagine being a soldier defending the city walls from the monster forces, when suddenly a giant worm bursts out of the ground behind you and a squad of monsters jumps out of her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108329
The foxes have been playing too much warhammer

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>>44108276
>anon hired at dimensional gate facility
>the task of this place specifically is to make sure that the gate DOES NOT OPEN
>nobody at the facility is told why, they just know that something extremely dangerous is on the other side
>anon is abruptly awoken one night by blazing alarms.
>the gate is opening, anon rushes to the portal room.
>a breach is forming
>mages all around the portal are trying to close it, and the site's best code monkeys are trying to reprogram the gate.
>on the other side is... foxes. you've heard legends about these monsters, and how they were banished to another world for being invasive and replacing entire cultures in just 3 generations.
>after about 20 minutes the breach recedes
>but a single hand is shoved through to stop it.
>within a moment the breach is torn back open and the portal completely forms within the gate.
>the fox that tore open the portal has nine golden tails that glimmer in the light, behind her is a endless amount of younger foxes. they appear to be waiting for her command
>she simply points forward, and the swarm of mofu descends upon you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108368
>The monsters charge in your general direction
>Only to fall and trip over themselves thanks to being covered in sandworm saliva

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108385
>"ah! a human!"
>"so cute!"
>"smells so good!"
>"mommy! i want this one!"

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44108418
Finally some good food.

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>>44108385
>Disaster level 1 - No danger, or NOFU
>Disaster level 2 - Foxes using magic to influence people beyond the gates, but no actual kitsune have passed through. Still enough to influence some world events
>Disaster level 3 - Foxes have established permanent connections to our dimension. They have already married some people, although they have not met in person. Considerable danger of breach.
>Disaster level 4 - Breach imminent. Foxes have generated enough offspring and followers either side of the portals to begin opening. This is the tipping point.
>Disaster level 5 - Point of no return. First foxes have entered our world. Although their efforts can be slowed, their is no stopping the mofutide now.
>Disaster level 6 - Foxageddon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108408
>Accidentally make eye-contact with a fox
>She just smiles at you
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108422
we are currently at level 2.

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>>44108345
Ms Rata is on the case to find what Anon wants!

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>>44108445
How can we get to level 6 as quickly as possible?

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>>44108408
>implying the first taken would be pleasured with words.
at the beginning of the invasion you would only have the ravenous, almost feral, foxes - the ones so hungry for hubby that its given them abnormal strength at the cost of mental capacity. of course that will be satiated once they get their rape and they return to normal, but dont expect the rape to happen anywhere but on the spot.
after the initial wave you would have those who are willing to do ANYTHING for a husband, but arent quite as deranged as the first wave. they'll try to take men to a more secluded spot before raping them
once they get their fill you get the awkward ones like autistic foxes and those that suffer general anti socialness. they kidnap the first man they find and dash back through to get back home as soon as possible.
when they are done the easy going foxes finally come through, generally plump and easy going. they take men with little effort, how relaxed they are has a charismatic effect and they are fine if their new husband wanna stay or go back to their side.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire fox milk

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to get to a Wight in her estate so you can profess your undying love for her but her servants keep getting in the way! Her Ghoul guards, the Zombie maids, the Dullahan Captain, the Ghost and Phantom serfs all keep trying to stop you because they all want you for themselves as well!

[Anonymous No.]

succ

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>>44108503

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>>44108519
Just ask a (married) harpy to deliver the wight a love letter from you.

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>>44108620
Married monster girls can help you find someone. They're good at match-making.

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>>44107241
It's a long list, but to begin Baphos, Familiar, Any Cat (yes including Cait Sith and Cheshire), Anything in the Demonic family, Angels are fine too, Harpie family, Fae, Foxes, Rata, maybe some of the Abyssals. Very few monsters are actually unlikable.

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>>44108734
>pic
Run, human man! RUN!

[Anonymous No.]

You're now realizing that the majority of sabbath witches were probably older ladies that just wanted eternal youth.

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath are dumb and short. Can't even ride rollercoasters. They are lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://archiveofourown.org/works/48813067
Another story, done. Baphomet this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44106178
heavy

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>>44108807
oh, it's that guy. don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://archiveofourown.org/works/48813067
>Malvenwidh
Instantly dropped. This is the infamous author of stories featuring NTR and a violent death for Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

There is literally nothing wrong with that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>the irish furfag is at it again
I will never understand creatures like this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108807
You mean another specifically inflammatory story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108845
I couldn't bring myself to actually do it this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108835
that author is mick, what did you expect? R&I as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108856
rightfully so. even as one whose time is useless i have far better ways to spend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108861
It's okay, nobody ever read my stories before but now engagement is through the roof with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108860
I'm just trying to save time and energy for folks on the thread who don't recognize the name. I'm a helper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108873
Wow, what a traitor my fellow furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108484
Hello to you too

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>>44108835
I remembered a post from the other day, let me guess: >>44080169

[Anonymous No.]

>people not reading your insane ramblings and just calling you a worthless retard like usual counts as "engagement" now
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108883
Couldn't do it. Turns out I don't like writing fetishes like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108891
But this is great. I might even get a callout from KC himself if I keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108876
#NotAllFurries

[Anonymous No.]

dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108907
go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108905
ah come now. You know that's not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108915
Dragons love potato chips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108915
sex

but with dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108907
>>44108915
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES TO THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFULLY MAJESTIC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108928
That's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44107378
>>0 votes lmao
Doing better now! Practice makes perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

This dude can’t be serious why us we never caused him problems besides telling him to fuck off, he did this to himself and wants to drag it into this thread by making these shit stories. Which they’re really not stories but troll posts to annoy us at this point that’s all what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108915
love cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108934
IMAGINE

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>>44108928
>>44108958
>Knight-kun arrives in Dragonia
>He's a massive Dragonboo
>Starts muttering to himself
"Wurms... Wyverns... Zombie Dragons... Jabberwocks... Dragons... Ryuu..."
>Breathing starts getting so heavy that there's visible clouds of sweaty mist coming out
"SEX.... WITH DRAGONS..."
"IMAGINE."
"UUUUUUUUOOOOOHHHHH."
>Dragon Ball pose
>Tackled by a cheeky Malef at 88 mph

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108958
i might need a visual aide

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108943
Mental illness and psychopathy, probably repeatedly beaten and molested by druggie parents or something.

Most even remotely popular and reoccurring threads have atleast one cockroach like him that the mods can't be assed to take even a few minutes to stomp on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108943
>he did this to himself
Not really. And anyway, I don't write to annoy the thread despite what you seem to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108995
>Plz don't stomp on Ms. Cockroach.
>She is a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44108995
Do you not think you'd be the bigger man here and not start a shitfight in the thread?

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>>44108156
>human male hits 30 as a virgin
>wakes up the next morning able to shoot lightning, exhale fire, fly, and levitate objects
>immune to level and skill draining

>mamono hits their species' equivalent of 30 as a virgin
>breast and ass volume doubles
>hip and thigh width increased by 50%
>gains at minimum a foot in height and 5 points in BMI
>fertility quintupled

There's also a subset of Eros cultists who love the "older man and woman with emotional hangups have to overcome them and fall in love with each other along the way" sort of plot and their favorite targets for such things are of course wizards and hags. And god forbid you bring up the raw physical and magical prowess of a child from a wizard-hag coupling

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>>44109019
>>human male hits 30 as a virgin
>>wakes up the next morning able to shoot lightning, exhale fire, fly, and levitate objects
>>immune to level and skill draining
Man that sounds fucking sick, where's my damn powers.

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>>44109038
It is a reward for surviving getting to the age of 30 without succumbing to monster advances.
The more monsters you surround yourself with on that journey, the greater the power. The problem is that the closer you get to 30, the more aggro you draw from single mamano.

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>>44109017
Haha then explain why you had gore in one of your fics, that’s one of the big things MGE isn’t okay with.

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>>44108973
>Tackled by a cheeky Malef at 88 mph
I want to have minimum triple digit children with dragons so good end.

[Anonymous No.]

some guy tl'd some of this guys stuff

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>>44109094
I mean, it was 60 words attached to the end of a story. You're really far more bothered by it then you should be. And you know why.
>one of the big things MGE isn’t okay with.
If KC has a problem with it he can just ask me to take it down and I will.

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>>44109094
do not search for logic where exists none.

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>>44109101
Same oomfie.

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>>44109132
actually that makes me wonder, has ancient japanese legend ever specified tamamo's tail/fur color?

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>>44109149
No, but given in some versions of the myth Tamamo-no-Mae was Daji of China it's likely her tail was either the colour of a red fox or a golden brown.

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>>44109149
Well if it makes you feel better, one of those is a rock.

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>>44109160

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>>44109160
>rockamo-no-geode

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>>44108943
Do... you even know how this all happened?

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The greatest scientific endeavor is finding out how to optimally grow vegetables in space.

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How do you like the appearances, looks and aesthetics of your Ancient Evils?

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>>44109246
How do Greenworms navigate space?

through wormholes

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>>44109245
>>44109246
I wonder if greenworms and tentacles get along?

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>>44101788

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>>44101788
Did you know a dolphins pussy secretes a mucus like substance that makes the male dolphin cum uncontrollably? When they put it on an ape it came so much it died.

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>>44109324
Sounds made up

[Anonymous No.]

I think I got it down this time for sure. Don't have time to keep at it either way.

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>>44109246
>Be Space Captain Anon, a real scoundrel as his crew is nothing but monsters and the cargo is exoctic fruits and meats
>First Mate is a Greenworm who has to be constantly watched so she doesn't taste the cargo
>The Ship Doctor is a Hellhound with questionable credentials but she works for free so can't complain too much
>The Engineer is a very autistic Anubi that is always complaining about how the engine is giving it all it can, while forgetting her legos in the halls.

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>>44109334
That's because it is. About the only thing of note about the female dolphin's vagina is the fact that they have such fine kegel muscular control that they're able to effectively milk a penis with such efficiency that it turns their partners, both human zoophiles, and male dolphins, into a quivering and shuddering mess in less than fifteen seconds.

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What are the opinions of regular (biological organic) Mantises towards Cyber Mantises?

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>>44109357
That's tempting.

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>>44109356
How do anubis build anything made out of lego with their beeg fatass paws?

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>>44109366
Great annoyance.

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>>44109383
Don't tell Miss Anubis, but those "big" lego? They're Duplo blocks, like for toddlers. She will NOT appreciate finding that out.

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>>44109357
and baphos are even better than that, imagine

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>>44109400
Do you reckon she'd enjoy model trains? Or is introducing her to that a bad idea?

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>>44109383
Very carefully, with the tips of her claws.

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>>44109366
Honestly, Miss Cyber is kindy disconcerting to look at--she has a "cut open human body" vibe in her Mantis Form and I am not a fan of Body Horror.

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>>44109413
! !

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>>44109411
>Would the chief engineer enjoy model trains?
Emphatic yes. You're gonna have the CUTEST trolley system to run physical objects throughout the ship, and all the pneumatic tubes are going to end up with the absolute *most accurate* train track and train engine paint jobs--even the parts only the engineers see.

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>>44109435
And shes gonna have a cute little conductor hat with holes for her ears. And shes going to have a very detailed timetable for all the trains, and separate lines for her cargo trains that ferry her duplo blocks around.

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>>44109413
! !

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I want to be a mechanical body horror monster and grab voluptuous automatons in my metallic hands and pump into them all day, That I’ll be the cyborg of the abyss.

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>>44109112
It is in no uncertain terms extremely pathetic that you're resorting to this shit when you couldn't get KC's attention the first time, Mick. If you weren't such a goddamned coward you'd post these stories on a platform that didn't already give Cross the middle finger when he tried to DMCA stories on it earlier this year.

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Monsters can't rape me if I just pilot a mecha that can fly, shoot lasers and missiles and has a big axe.

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>>44109456
And she's going to eventually get bored with trains and handcraft a MONORAIL line using leftover parts. It's the fastest way to move tiny objects from engineering to the bridge and she even installed a little rail station on the bridge for it to stop at, complete with a tiny rail announcer voice.

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>>44109497
But Anon, Miss Gremlin built that mecha.
> DUMMY PLUG ACTIVATED

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>>44109366
It'd be pretty sick having mods like that

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>>44109500
And the tism dog is going to call anon over in an excited voice and tell him how shes naming a rail bridge made of duplo after him. And shes going to make him sit next to her while they watch the first train go over it, her tail wagging the entire time.

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>>44109488
You're right. I really should. I might in a day or two. I'm really not hard to contact about it either way though. Or does he has some contact method if he'd prefer me to message him, twitter maybe?
This is all a bit silly for some monster girl arguments.

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>>44109542
>adoptable
lol. Do people buy these?

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>>44109535
Fuck off and take your shit snacking friend bollocks with you.

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>My waifu hasnt had someone autistically latch onto them and ruin them for the rest of us.

Phew. Some monsters are just autism magnets

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>>44109526
Yes, and it will be ADORABLE and the whole crew will be "shipping" them until they finally get together.

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>>44109564
You asked. I just liked posting cait sith greentexts. Never got any indication they were popular though.

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>>44109584
Who's your waifu? Is she a lizard girl with FAT TAIL?

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>>44109588
>Anubis proposes by sending a ring on the monorail

I can't.

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>>44109589
Lich-san is upping her style game.

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>>44109600
Gremlin. There was another gremlinfag I think but they werent that bad.

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>>44109603
Oh, yes, absolutely she does.
> Captain Anon gets on the intercom to address the ship.
"This is the captain speaking. To the crew member who asked, the answer is yes."
> Everyone else on the ship can hear Miss Anubis' joyous scream--and she's not even on the intercom.
> The crew figures out what happened and the whole crew starts an impromptu celebration.

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>>44109616
I understand your problem. I have a lot of problems with my waifu being part of mge.

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>>44109616
<Thumbs Up>
Solid waifu choice. Just remember the rules...

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>>44109298
I'm going to steal a mershark from the ocean and keep her on my bed as a living daki.

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What is wrong with monstergirls!?

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>>44109600

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>>44109640
Foxes are permanently horny.

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>>44109616
>>44109633
And rule 3 is on Catbox since it's NSFW
https://files.catbox.moe/vcosqi.png

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>>44109646
Uh, foxes don't have horns at all. Anon, post a picture of this mamono, because I think you might have a cosplay fan on your hands.

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>>44109643
Does she bounce around on her tail to get around?

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>>44109647
>don't get them wet
BUT SHE GETS WET JUST LOOKING AT ME

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>>44109626
>For her wedding present, Anon buys a desert planet (its space, planets are cheap!)
>Uninhabeted planet, but you find some neat areas you both really like to have dates at. Cliffs, oasis, that sort of shit.
>Spend the next few years setting up railroads by day, and railing her at night.
>Also got to build the stations. Lots of sandstone but it means all of your building look like they were from ancient egypt.
>You've never seen her happier.
>It takes forever, but you finally get a working real sized railway that spans a small planet.
>Your little anubis pups (it took that long, rail ain't quick to build) enjoy engraving the sandstone bricks with their crude drawings
>Its faster to take the space ship to most places, but who cares. The smile on her face when her train arrives with you aboard precisely on time makes it all worth it.

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>>44109704
THE END.
Very cute, Anon. Have a good night!

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>>44109702
>I went north and the only thing I got was a barbarian cow wife.

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>>44109598
You’ve literally posted intentionally inflammatory stories and shown you don’t actually care about Cait Sith besides shit stirring. Especially since they had new art in the archives. Fuck off and die.

Aux was right about you.

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>>44109704
Imagine owning your own planet

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>>44109752
You mean the bell orgel one that got an english translation too? It's just art. I mostly enjoyed posting little greentexts about the femdom in the cat kingdom. But yeah I am a little soured on the whole thing now. Turns out that will happen when you're given the finger by everyone really hard.

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If you like foxes so much then I banish you to the Tofu dimension.

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>psycho shitposter playing the victim
>especially when his half-year meltdown started from getting butthurt on behalf of his cuckfag /trash/ friends
Rich

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>>44109879
It was annoying how they all kept posting here.

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>>44109815
Sounds awful, send me and my fox harem to the burger dimension instead.

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>>44109891
Why cant they shit up somewhere else. Like the d thread or monstergirlcaps?

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My fox has a 10th tail...

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>>44109905
Is it the same color as the rest?
Could be a Rata infiltrator

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>>44109906
I think the writing contest was just really easy bait.

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>>44109258
I hope monsters react to bad puns via rape

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>>44109928
#metoo

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Monstergirls can't catch you if you're on fire.

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>>44109905
It's a buttplug.

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>>44109940
Truly you will be free of monstergirls for the rest of your life...

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>>44109940
> "Fire Immunity!"
> "Teleport!"
> "Baka Anon."

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>>44109912
>Cute fox
>Want to get to know her
>10th tail
>That's odd
>When she leaves you are cornered by a rata that was posing as an extra tail, you have no choice but to marry her now.
This should be illegal Fox birth rates will plummet if they keep this up! Imagine every fox gets her boy swiped from under her nose...

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>>44109969
Imagine the angry cupids...

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>>44110006
what a magical world

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>>44109905
well you've come to the right place, here at the "Department Of Overpowered Monsters (doom)" we have all kinds of knowledge about things like this, and plenty of knowledge on foxes!
now lets see here...
unusual tail colors, no
abnormal tail/ear size, no
abnormal personalities, no
'abormal tail characteristics' give me a moment to read and...
....
hmmm...
...
...
oh dear.
well good news is that its nothing to worry about! (at the moment).
all you gotta do is :
- not question her magical power
- not use any form scrying, mind reading, or anything else like that on her
- not encourage her to dive into more forms of magic
and whatever you do:
>DO NOT try to introduce her to corruptive energies like eros or abyssal energy.

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>>44109969
>Thats not a Kitsune! Its just 9 Ratas in a trench coat!
>"Oh....that explains why she looked so lumpy."

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related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYnohq14pto

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Real dead hours.

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Daily reminder to steal monsters silly hats

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>>44110167
Oh no, a JK style Shrine maiden!

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>Fox is very bad at illusion magic
>Has to hide her ears underneath a hat, always wears long dresses to hide her tail

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>>44110167
I want to explore her body for more beauty marks.

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>>44110263
>100 years old
>second tail
>now has to hide two tails below her long dress.
>realizes she can make herself look thick as fuck with them, so thats a temporary plus
>but it gets worse every hundred years
>eventually hits a point where she has to wrap her tails around her body and look obese to hide them, or wear whats effectively just a wedding gown
poor girl.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that regional monster girls can come with their own, unique differences compared to the 'base' version.
Don't laugh too much at Lynx Jinkos for being smaller than normal ones, they can still ambush and claw you down.

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>>44110457
I would love a lynx kot, they're cute as fuck irl

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>>44110468
She'd be short.
Have ear tufts
Maybe a neck ruff.
Also lovely woodland colorings.

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>>44110371
Just shave the tails.

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>>44110473
I wonder if they would warm their paws by stepping on their tail

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Turns out the radical faction has spies who collected data from these threads, how screwed are you?

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>>44110457
>Shortstack bobcat jinko
>Will tear down your front door and rape you on the spot if you make fun of her height, it will look like a pack of hellhounds had a party in your room when she is done with (you)
Still reluctantly asks for help getting things off the top shelf, make fun at your own risk

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I wanna get paizuri gangraped by a bunch of Oppai!Loli/Shortstack witches, baphomets and familiars lead by a tall curvy heretic baph hag with tits the size of my head.

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>>44110530
First of all, the squirrels are already doing that.
Second off, how can they tell us apart? If they could they'd have some very confusing and conflicting data. It'll be like looking at a street light with all three signals on.

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>>44110588
walking sideways down a narrow hallway while a line of shortstacks oppai assault you as you sidle by

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>>44110530
probably getting one of those red/white foxes assigned to me

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>>44110588
All of this but replace all of it with ratta that hugs me and tells me I am deserving of love.

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>>44110530
>Anon was last seen being dragged to a hellhound pit.
I am screwed, they are screwed, I am now father to several dozen hellhounds from 30 different mothers.

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Does your wife need to be sexy? Are you ok with her being cute?

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>"Anons please do not join and work for the Commerce Guild, Trade Union, Techno Valleys, and the People's Republic of Belkorovia. I beg of you, doing so is tantamount to cringe of the highest order and I will loose respect to you if you do so."

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>>44110884
She's both, of course.

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Fox Lovers... Are you... Really sure simping for a certain fox of a certain Honkai games is such a good idea anymore? Her body's already getting colder.

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I want to brush a kejourou's hair.

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There is nowhere you can go where you can escape foxes.
>Multitude of fox species covering every major landmass
>Magical Studio Ghibli flying city of foxes in the sky
>Try to hide underwater? Those foxes have scuba gear
>Die? Undead fox has an XL coffin so you two can cuddle in peace.

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>>44111017
introducing grave of the fireflies to monster girls!

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Monstergirl nations (especeially Eros ones) be declaring war against non-monstergirl kingdoms simply because the prince and princess are unhappy they're going to be in an arranged marriage.

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>>44110530
I've been fantasizing about this fact and providing information accordingly. So long as they can tell my jokes from my serious posts this can resolt in nothing bad. Come at me, wife.

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How do you end up in the fox sky city?
How do you leave?

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Stupid Cow really thinks she can paizuri rape me. As if, the logistics of that are completely insane, she can't use her hands to pin my own arms down if she's using them to squeeze her tits, so I'm free to basically be able to crawl out and get away, not that I'd let her grab me in the first place.

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>>44111017
Fox are a vermin, they bring sickness and slaughter chicks. The population needs to be culled

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>>44111239
by looking cute and kidnappable.
you dont.

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>>44111259
Cow uses Facesit! It's super effective! And don't even try to do anything untoward to her genitals, MAMONO MANA would make your attempt backfire.

[Anonymous No.]

A Cu Sith wonders why master keeps putting peanut butter on his dick.
She would have sucked it even without the peanut butter.

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>>44109267
The greens gotta stick together

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How do I stop monsters from calling me tsun tsun? Please help bros it's driving me mad

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>>44111259
Anon, she's just going to lock you up so you can only squirm while she milks you. You can't beat a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been working on an MGE fanfic, already got 2 chapters and 4k words.

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>>44111398
I'm working on a fanfic about you
I already got 3 volumes and over 1,000,000 words
It is erotic

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite cat and why?

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>>44111468
Chimera cat

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>>44109704
>buying planets
Better watch the suppliers anon
https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Frie
za_Force

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>>44111371
Ah, just ignore them.

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>>44111481
Why do you prefer the batcat? The danger? The melting pot of monster bits? Something else?

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>>44111498
Sadistic nature, dorky lovey dovey stuff, and the file name. Love tail pussy more than any other pussy, expect slime pussy

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>>44111468
I'd like to fatten up a fedora kot. Mostly just because they're the only ones with a profile personality I don't object to.

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>>44111402
Post it

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>>44111520
>Fatting up a powerful predator
>Making them slightly dependent on you from all the spoiling
>Mere house cat jinko
Based

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>>44111520
What do you like in her profile personality?
>>44111515
Understandable, the tail pussy is unique and an interesting concept

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>>44111543
Turning muscle kots into Garfield.

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>cuddling Bapho-chan
>sniffing that forbidden bapho breath

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>>44111543
Not even a ton, I just want to ruin her cut; the usual six pack is a bit much for me. I hope she likes cookies and I've been working on some curries, too.

>>44111557
Wording was important there, I dislike the way other kot profiles work in that feline peevishness so Jinko wins simply by not being shit. A mostly equal, noble-natured woman laid low (horny) by her instincts is not only fine but kinda cute, especially in comparison.

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>>44109105
Neat. Now do this guy's stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Mermaids have big floatation devices.

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>>44110979
A kejourou's hair wants to brush you.

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>>44111594
Oh I see, I also have a problem with the feline peevishness but I just choose to ignore since I will search a kot who don't have this trait even it's rare for her race

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>>44111605
>the endless battle over who gets to brush

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>>44111648
>I just choose to ignore
Pefectly fine within the MGE, but that causes problems for discussions like these. Outside of Chesh magic, there's not a whole ton other than behavior differentiating the different types of kots. When you deviate too far from the profile you're just designing your own catgirl and it hardly matters what you started with.

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>>44111687
True but they're have really different designs and gimmick even if the personality is similar

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>>44109704
>kids grow up
>rather than explore space they want to further develop the planet
>you two decide to leave them to their own devices for a little bit, give them a date- an anniversary date 15 years later.
>you've left them with a good supply of cash and jump shuttles, this should allow them to get whatever they need build up the planet.
>the two of you wont return to the desert planet until that date, so they have plenty of time to work
>your collection of pups beam with vigor, excitement, and are all grinning from ear to ear
>you and your wife can barely get to your ship before they start running ideas with each other
>from time to time you run across one of your kids in space, you ask them how the planet is going but they always say "its a surprise!", you can tell that they are barely managing to contain all that wants to be said
>one day two of your kids come running to you when you are on a station for a regular refuel/restock trip
>"MAH! DAD! is it ok if we invite some people to the planet to fill out a city or two? we promise we'll only fill them with more anubi and men for them"
>the you and your wife talk for a moment and agree to let them do it
>they give their partings quickly and dash away just as fast as they ran up to you, but not before beaming contact info to several anubis on the trade station"
>the date finally comes
>contact one of your kids and ask where you should land
>the coordinates are on a floating platform
>as you approach the planet it looks like a lot of steampunk industrialization and Egyptian building was done, the light from a few cities can also be seen
>the two of you and and are instantly greeted by your children - the five of them look ready to explode into endless explanations
>the tour takes multiple weeks but they've done everything from massive pyramids, floating island networks, making a rail network that webs all over the globe, and even turning the planet's subsurface into an extensive cave system.
>each one of your children seems to have integrated their own 'tism into the planet:
>your first born was fascinated with ancient egypt's history, so she did most of the egyptian building.
>the second born loved primitive steam technology and automation games, so she did most of the building of stations, floating islands, and programming of the rail network. she also made a few subsurface mining and production rigs, apparently 90% of the planet's steel and bronze has been produced on the planet.
>the third born loved to work with model trains, so she made the rail network and worked with the second born to make it truly reminiscent of earth's steam age.
>the fourth born loved to make miniature cities, so she built most of the settlements.
>and your fifth born likes management. so she made sure everyone's projects would mesh together, along with filling out the cities and hiring help
>also turns out that you have grandchildren now too, the husbands of your kids were just as invested in the project as they were.
>as the seven of you are watching the sunset on a floating island your wife starts to choke up
>she never thought that this silly project you two started after a wedding would be turned into something so large, everything meshes so well together too.
>but suddenly she freezes as a confused look crosses her face
>"wait. where did you five get all the water for the steam?"
>"you didnt notice mom? the next planet over is-" "was!" "yes, WAS an oceanic planet. we bought that one and drained it when it was closest to this one. infact thats the use of these floating islands, we are storing all that water in compressed chambers in and under the pyramids and..."
>another hour long explanation has begun, you look back over at your wife and she's smiling with happy tears rolling down her face

[Anonymous No.]

>dragon finds one of those cheesy "Buy a star" websites
>thinks she's hit the jackpot
>orders thousands of them
>becomes upset when no one recognizes her purchase or pays her royalties for viewing her stars

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111772
> Try and go star gazing in dragonia
> Every time you adjust and look through the telescope there's the face of some angry dragon telling you to pay up

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy and cheesy

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>>44111795
>"i keep telling ya thats not legal!"
>"oh yeah, you and what army"
>"the courts. we've been there 5 times. ive won every single one and you're out at least 20k because of me"
>"no you've only taken me four times and im only our 10k"
>"really? i couldnt tell with how many OF YOU FUCKING DO THIS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>30 minutes rubbing a p'orcer's belly
>30 minutes massaging a mino's back
>30 minutes brushing a whitehorn's fur
Take your pick, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111860
can i replace the p'orc with a fox of similar weight? not too much a fan of pigs...

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>>44111847
>eats nothing but cheese
>breath still smells like molasses
The power of dormice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111860
>Rub face on p'orcer belly
>Masage mino with right hand
>Brush white horn with left
Gotta multitask anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111860
Gimme the cow everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111860
Whitehorn

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14257820/1/Saisei-no-Saga

Where do you you want it to go next , planning gradual diplomacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111867
No.

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>>44111911
What's that?

[Anonymous No.]

Dear quite literally have no spell. Do you think that will make riding her awkward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111959
I've read this post three times and I still don't know what it means.

[Anonymous No.]

Deer quite literally have no smell. Do you think that will make riding her awkward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111947
Something I wrote

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>>44112043
It's about what?

[Anonymous No.]

To avoid getting nabbed by Monsters, I will simply go to a human only town ruled by the Order and offend their sensibilities by talking shit openly about the Chief God. I will then be locked up in Order gaol, staffed solely by humans to imprison humans. I will be safe and secure in a cell alone for the rest of my life from Monsters, although the bread will be of poor quality. And thankfully because I am irrelevant, no Monster will care enough to try freeing me covertly.
Let's see them get me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112039
Why would that make it awkward? Do you normally chat about how people smell when you're riding on them?

[Anonymous No.]

Deer quite literally have no spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112056
>angel takes it upon herself to show you the error of your ways personally to spare you a fate rotting in jail
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112056
What Anon doesn't know is that the gaol is adjacent to the Mamono correctional facility. And the girls have spent the last few months tunneling under the men's' jail with the help of a wurm inmate. Anon's plans to spend the rest of his life drinking toilet wine and making adventurer rank plates in the shop are about to be rudely interrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111562
>Bogies should be drug out into the street and shot.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjvYmE9B4V4

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112056
Nice try anon but you chose the town right on the top of Druella's shit list. Have fun getting freed after the mons liberate the prison.
You WILL be nursed back to health by Ms. Troll and you WILL be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112202
no! anything but the troll sausage casserole with the stodgy dumplings

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112099
>>44112039
>No spoon
>No smell
How can deer even compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112268
By being fluffy and nice and also the only taur where I don't feel weird. I like brushing my cat (when this little niggerman is calm and don't flip in middle of it into hand slaughtering mode) so slowly brushing the deer and speaking with her about the last book you read or a Vidya that you both have played while it snows outside of your chalet in !notQuebec would be magical. Not a fan of the yandere threadcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44110457
Manul Werecats may be grumpy, but then they do things like this: https://files.catbox.moe/17lt3u.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112099
The cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112344
>Not a fan of the yandere threadcanon
oh that's just wintertown's Miss Whitehorn, and only when she gets into one of her "moods"

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Lizard Centaurs will ever get added?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112460
Didn't you already ask KC about it, WHFag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112436
Snow Kot are based. I will live in a snowy region if portal opens and have a remote IT job or do something useful for the local community.
>>44112458
True but I prefer that she hyper focus on someone else who is into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112458
>one of her "moods"
what sets them off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112475
seeing kids on playdates

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112475
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112475
seeing all the little children heading home for the summer/winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112480
>>44112500
This is unironically making me sad since I know that I will never build a family. I can understand the deer on that one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112532
You really should get acquainted closer with that deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112545
If she was real and a sub sure but portals are still closed as far as I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>What's the endgame of having a wife and kids? Or happiness? Immortality ensures that one day all things will become boring to you and no amount of hedonist brainwashing will stifle the numbing of your senses to feeling. The insatiable thirsts will drive you to desperation for the one and only thing that can quench it. THE END!
Is what I'm going to say to my Mindflayer therapist I have an appointment with tomorrow just to make her as upset and riled up as possible.

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>>44112590
Good job anon, I cringed really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be unfunny and cringy
Its over. No one will want me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112726
Cheshires love that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112810
You know what they say. Birds of a feather...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112810
>Portals open
>Thread expects Cheshire to be some retard meme lord kot
>They actually just do pranks and tomfoolery that are fairly vanilla.
>"Cringe? Based? What's wrong with you anon. Come help me set up this bucket over miss wocks door."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112906
>it turns out Anubis is the autstic shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44112933
>the schedule she makes for you includes watching her long video essay on history of image macros

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113014
What monster makes hour plus video essays? What subjects do they do them on?

>Druella is good actually (6 hours)
>Why Deonora will never have a girlfriend (5 hours)
>Ancient dragon reacts to: Why Deonora will never have a girlfriend (7 hours)
>The order, it's no masterpiece (20 hours)
>Why my husband is the greatest ever (30 hours)

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>>44113090
Meant to say boyfriend. Am retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113014
>>44113090
I watch more video essays than I watch movies or TV, I'd probably be a subscriber to these kinds of channels

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113090
>Dhampir making videos about why the Order did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44110530
The dragons are too proud and haughty to ask me out and the sea bishops will never have me because the only body of water near me is a pond in my neighbor’s backyard and a river 30+ minutes away, I’m safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113090
>Ochimusha making autistic hour long videos comparing badly made order long swords to top of the line 10000 folded zipanguese katanas

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: in the extra material of the Devil profile, KC says that Druella and her followers are called "the radicals" by the Orderites, but among monsters they're more commonly known as "the progressives".
Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113219
99% of these so called "Progressive monsters" grow out of it the moment they get hitched.
They are incels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113219
I'm gonna walk up to a high ranking demon and say I want to join "Dru's Crew".

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111911
Add moar segs
Diplomacy can wait, segs is more important

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113262
I'm gonna walk up to a high rnaking demon and say "Druella of Lescatie? More like, POOella of leSCATie lmao." The look on her face will be priceless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113280
Ask her to list off the best classic literature like the iliad or Shakespeare in her opinion and every time she names a title involving sex ding her as wrong, see how long until she gets mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113219
So you're saying I can do those dumb "x is okay change my mind" videos at monster schools and get a good reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113219
ask in the q&a why they even exist when druela doesn't need them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111911
watch out, that platform is known to get hit by dmcas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113090
>Why you can't escape from Tarkov (7 hours)
>It's a kiki with a thick accent explaining the game in details

[Anonymous No.]

>>44109752
Like it or not I can't even bring myself to draw anything but her. Bit awkward, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113374
>Go into rust lobby
>It's all kikis
>Go into CSGO lobby
>It's all kikis
>Go into Tarkov
>Yep. Kikis
>TF2
>Kikis and for some reason ocelomeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113443
Underage, loud, vulgar Kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113453
Mastah, eco round.
Mastah, go fayak B.
Mastah, drop awhp.
Shogga blyat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113443
>walk in on kiki playing moonman.wad

[Anonymous No.]

"Nerd."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113474
Thanks, gonna go home and cry now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113461
Based
>>44113443
>>44113459
But they've a major advantage, they will follow all your leads. You can micro manage your team and be the defacto general of the kiki army. It would be really comfy, especially in Tarkov where you can be a squad leader and mimic red army build for the lolz

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113507
>She grabs you, picks you up, and plops you on her lap
>Puts her lollipop in your mouth as a pacifier
>"No crying, nerd."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113441
Don’t care. Either take the hint and fuck off or unalive yourself for being an obnoxious mick furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113592
But I liked posting here until you started calling me that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111860
p'orc belly and im ma be kneeding it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113605
>flip floping between hysterical shitposting and pleading for sympathy
Just go back to your shithole at /vg/ and maybe come back in a few months if you have anything substantial to show once most people forget about you. You just keep antagonizing people and then wonder why everybody hates you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113584
>affectionate bullying
I want to get bullied by a demon into signing her contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113584
I would never be able to fight off a large oni gyaru, especially a muscular one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113621
satisfied giggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113641
She'd be very affectionate. Blush like a tomato and cover her eyes when you eventually get intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113641
>Oni gyaru bully.
>Can pick you up with one arm
>Puts you in "Time out", which is really just dangling you from her horn by the scruff of your shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

Come on join me in the abyss it will be fun, we can mess around with all the eldritch women down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113702
They're all greasy and slimy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113605
Should have thought about that before you decided to provoke the bunkerchan autists and had that shit snow ball into here you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113721
They were already here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113702
I respect you abyss-man but I can't join you in your journey, I'm more attracted by cybernetics and kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113753
Nice revisionism. Let's review:
>Cait Sith Fag
>Also Cu Sith fag on /monster/
>Shills furry on /monster/, got bullied for it.
>Posts cuckshit on /trash/
>Used to shit up the /vg/ thread before with the same shit he does here.
>Is the cause of the rpg update when posting on /jp/
>Is the cause of ntrposting on /jp/, as currently seen now.
>Snitched to KC, confirming his identity. @catcatcat11151 on twitter.
>Is the retard who keeps doomposting on /jp/ every single day.
>Complains that those who hate him are far-right to KC directly.
>Is a confirmed irishman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111860
Brush, double points for mutual

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113855
who is cu sith fag? Did someone post cu sith over there?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being a chaste person with your Kiki slowly working her into lewding you. At first she starts with simple things like hugging you from behind, blowing you kisses and encouraging you to play jokes on her like slapping her ass to surprise and shock her until she's able to convince you to let her sleep in your bed with you by telling you to think nothing of it. She starts in a very subtle change from pajamas night after night to nothing but her panties and a t-shirt until you awaken one night to squirming and moaning in the bed only to find her fingering herself while groping you. At that point you couldn't possibly resist and would be compelled to take care of her heat, so Kiki's plan is bound to succeed. You just can't deny her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113901
Yup, I would love this but I don't have money or a job who requires a maid right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>My cow falls into the river
>Kraken of the river asks me which cow is mine
>A gold cow
>A silver cow
>Say neither
>Also my cow was a regular cow not a monster girl
>Kraken thanks me for my honesty
>Gives me both cows and my original
>Meanwhile wannabe cupid kraken spots a man with an sword walking by her river
>Begins gussying up two cursed swords in gold and silver colored makeup

[Anonymous No.]

I only date a monster girl if she does the Sonic adventure pose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113855
If this isn't evidence that siths were a mistake I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.]

i like siths
but i hate the irish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114002
They eat out of a fucking dog bowl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44101788

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114028
Looks like the communal cum pit to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to him.
He's mentally ill and engaging with him here just enables him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113855
You're missing the most important shit
>annoying as fuck
>makes horrible scribbles
>keeps threatening to draw shitty NTR art of all the girls
>is a terrible artist
>is driven only by his schizo hatred of KC
>thinks KC owes him something
>doesn't give a shit about the Siths, just spams them in a braindead attempt to turn the thread against KC to back his insane schizo vendetta

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44114136
Praise be to mammy bammy.
>"And this still isn't big enough? Pervert...."

[Anonymous No.]

Its not like I could afford a monster wife anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114150
She can afford you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114150
wagie wagie
mana cagie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114155
>>44114163
N-no!
Not the findom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114146
If the lamp is to scale then they're only the size of golf balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114175
>Getting paid to he a husbando
It's reverse findom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114175
>>44114202
I'd call that gentle findom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114189
Its because she's in Mini-mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114175
Buying a slave mamono is reverse findom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114230
>Buy danuki slave
>Allow her some freedoms
>She uses those freedoms to make more money
>Eventually the roles start to reverse
>Danuki now richer than you
>End up slave to danuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114255
Well no I don't like that. I won't buy the racoon now, I will take the big bunyip instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114255
How can you be her slave when you can just pick her up and put it in her butt whenever she gets uppity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114270
It's just a yearly roleplay session anon. Every year he says he's going to keep her under his thumb, and every year it ends up the same way.
One year he's going to outsmart that tricky danuki - or so he says.

[Anonymous No.]

Seems the hagville auctions are starting again
better not get caught and end up as merchandise

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114303
I'll just wear a paper bag over my head. They won't want to bid for someone they can't see the face of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44111662
I guess we'll just have to take turns. Or do something like using a mirror to help brush each others hair at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114255
>Danuki slave starts making money
>You are my property, and so is everything you have!
>keep fucking danuki senseless and penniless to keep her under your thumb
You just have to be smart about these things

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114303
They're also the parallel auction where hag are sell for a few coins..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44101788

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114335
>Buy 1 danuki slave
>She starts making too much money
>So I buy a second danuki slave, to make me money and to keep her in competion
>They start to pool their resources so I buy 3 more danuki slaves
>Keep repeating with n+1 new slaves to make infinite money

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gameshow where anon has to avoid an extremely drugged up hag
raging mushroom/fertility concoction provided by Danuki Inc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114307
>"this boy is very shy, so he wont show his face at action!"
>"if only he had a caring family to support and help him build his confidence."
>after a fow hours long bidding duel, Anon is high enough to buy an entire apartment complex.
>"and sold! to the tall monster with milk staining her clothes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44113474
>No need to introduce yourself, lady.
And then I got revenge raped right in the hallway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114372
>Next anon comes onto the stage.
>"This boy was gravely injured at work, and needs a caring figure in his life to nurse him back to full strength"
>"Actually miss hag it's just a paper cut."
>Anon assumes the chorus of gasps are towards the auctioneer.
>"OH YOU POOR THING!"
>Guards barely contain the more aggresive hags, while the rest quickly send the bids up to several digits high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114405
Kek, imagine if you actually lost your arm in a factory's machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114470
>anon has two broken arms
>monster nurse 'attends' to him
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114089
I wrote a sith story nobody read though. It was gonna be a 100k words and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114470
I do really like those stories of protective MGs nursing the MC back to health, like the hellhound and blind shota one.

>One armed anon shuffles onto stage. His eyes sheepishly glued to the floor.
>Hates being on such a big open stage.
>The crowd is silent for a few seconds as they look at anon. Their eyes collectively hover to the knot in his shirt where his arm used to be. It takes a moment for them to register and confirm that it's a real injury.
>Anon, self conscious about his injury, starts to tremble. They're silent, so they must think he's disgusting or hideous, although he cannot bring himself to look.
>Auctioneer is really unsure how to sell this without feeling dirty. "So um... this is anon. He's a bit shy, but he's a very nice boy I'm sure. I'm sure he's the kind of boy who would love to give you a hand-" she stops and cringes. "R-right. Anybody want to start us off?"

Well, who wants him?

[Anonymous No.]

>One boy they bring on stage was a victim of domestic abuse from his human parents.
>The extra guards they brought weren't enough to contain the crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

Well if they sell you on an auction they are the bad guys too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114365
She's so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114688
are you pretending to be mad at me? its gonna be an uphill battle with those heart eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114688
Aww, did the fox burn her arm while playing with her easy bake oven? Look at her trying to be intimidating when she barely comes up to your hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114365
COW

[Anonymous No.]

>>44101788

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114688
>eros fox with heartpupils
ok fine, stop pouting, I'll have sex with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114526
Living armor will take him, she's ready to be his prothesic arm / power armor suit forever until the gremlin/unicorn medical sciences collaboration figures out limb regrowth

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114567
What if I sold myself at an auction?
What if that auction was just mw sitting in a box with "free to a good home" written on the side?
Who is the bad guys then? the answer is "society"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114688
>fox with clothes
>fox with clothes 5 feet to her left
Who cast the party starter spell on her and can they teach that spell to me too please?

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

Gotta be a wagie if I want to sniff danuki breath. Those breath sniffing sessions aren't free

[Breathfag No.]

>>44114909
Meant for >>44114163

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114526
Miss Ushi is very keen. She may not be the richest hag, but she can certainly shout the loudest. A fragile anon should be safely kept entrapped in her clothing pinned to her chest on her back, away from all dangers.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114345
>need a mount to ride while I go adventuring
>hear that hagville is selling elder dragons for less than the price of a demon realm beast
hell, I'd be stupid not to buy one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114983
>An Anon came into the store one day asking for a draconic battle mount!
A battle mount he wanted!
>A "ride", he got! *laughter* Oooh, I used to work in Moncago, in a department store, I used to work in Moncago but I don't anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44101788

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114956
What kind of advices are written in this book?

[Anonymous No.]

What even is the nature of Hagville? Is it a penal colony for virgins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114851
You're the problem, your buyer is the problem, everyone is the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115053
various situations where a man might masturbate, so that they can teleport on top of them and offer help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115085
That's not a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

uhhh guys, this auctioning myself off trick didnt work out the way i expected...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115094
Yes, because it's the greatest idea
>anon sits in his room, cock in hand, ready to crank one out
>suddenly Chesh behind him says "yo, need a hand with that?" and anon turns around and sees she looks almost like the porn model he's been fapping to, but with different color hair and cat ears and tail and paws
>they proceed to recreate his favorite porn with him in the main lead role
No man can resist a bombshell chesh appearing to him in a time of need.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you wake up in a hagville auction house after passing out while working in the fields
>The tagline they billed you with is "strong worker who was abused in his work place and his body gave out"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115276

[Anonymous No.]

Probably the closest we'll ever get to seeing what the Chief Goddess looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115299

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115188
But what if she fails and teleport on my lap while I'm reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115276
Miss art fairy you are not ready for how shit my scribbles are. I operate with MS Paint and a mouse only and only things from mandatory art class in school I remember is "thin your paints" which always made my paintings look too watery and runny because there was more water than paint there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115316

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115347
schizo scribbles are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115347
Just put the tip in your water pot before painting your army men

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115230
Reminder that sandworms produce a strong smell of cinnamon, which may be your first warning that one is approaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up in hagville auction storeroom
>panic
>hag walks up and puts a new sticker on you
>"very timid, needs extra loving home"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115363
they'd slap an "extremely horny and animalstic human, also autistic" label on me
and id know i wont sell all that well for that last part

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115363
>Give the hags a nervous wave without making eye contact.
>Stammer out a "Hello my name is anon..."
>Price quintuples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44101788

[Anonymous No.]

what type of old monster would call me a horny monke for molesting her without warning

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115359
I didnt know I should only put the tip in. Always used to just thrust it fully in and even shake a little while inside, then pull out. And I'd do that a lot, more than a dozen times per day. Thanks for the advice, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115386
Monster girls dont care if you're autistic, they'd appreciate your fresh look on their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115276
>>44115286
Fairy-san... I draw and write but I suck at both...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115425
>tfw my prices is now triple the moment i say i like old women and guns
>tfw the hagville auction is in the south
>and all the older monsters are either southern belles or redneck p;orcs with money to burn

[Anonymous No.]

you get monster but shes permantly american sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115562
No thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115562
This really depends on what you consider american sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115562
NIce

[Anonymous No.]

you get monster girl but shes built like a dried mummy, almost all bones and no meat and shes stuck like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115348
I’m tearing that heavenly ass up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115614
Oh I plan to make my monster girl an "All bone mummy" if you get what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115562
Americans have figured out how to contain the monster threat, Hamburgers and marriage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115600
way taller than you and about 100lbs heavier than you on average
>>44115629
so you want her to be anexroic looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115632
burg compromised by wan. send reinforcement burgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115678
Those are the eyes of a predator, one that has found 2 meals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44114089
>doesn't give a shit about the Siths, just spams them in a braindead attempt to turn the thread against KC to back his insane schizo vendetta
That's the truly depressing part too because Cait Sith does have some interesting potential but instead we get schizo-kun spamming her and his gopnik shit tier stories to try and get attention from KC.

What's worse is he thinks that people writ large outside of him and a few other bad actors genuinely give half a rat's ass about whatever the fuck the Baphofags do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115705
Here, you can read a normal story about her.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46271056/chapters/116492008

[Anonymous No.]

a hellhound is tamed once she is big and chunky
way more obedient and docile when compared to a normal one, she stills need to be fucked but she will often let the male lead much more and tempt him by showing of her curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115043
Why are his hands bound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115690
>Anon works at McSucc at the drive-through
>Wan pulls up for her burg meal
>Give wan burg meal through window
>Wan grabs hand and pulls anon out the window and into her car
>Drives off
>New anon recruited

Work at Mclims is unforgiving

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115705
Any potential cait siths had could've been filled by a non-furry catgirl monster. Not every anon is shane dawson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115449
Just keep at it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115729
Is it McSucc or McLims anon? I need internal consistency when reading short greentexts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115783
Pretty kraken, but why is she smiling at me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115789
It's the same national chain under two names. You know, like Harder's and Carla's Juniors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44115789
I'm sorry anon. I am dumb.

>McSucc
>BurgerLim
>Wendygo

Pick whichever sounds dumbest.

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>>44115739
Anon, you are screwing up his rageposts, stop. He doesn't actually think cait siths have potential.

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>>44115562
No......NO!

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>>44115562
I'll live with that if she looks like she's drawn by the guy who made the OP picture.

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>>44115900
Ma’am, you cant adopt a 24 year old grown man. Please leave.

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>portals never even opened for all the slavs getting brutally slaughtered in Ukraine
It's over, they don't even know our dimension exists.

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>>44115859
I do, actually, because I've read enough folklore about Cat Sí to know that there's a variety of ways they can be done besides being just furries. One of the most popular iterations of them is basically Blair from Soul Eater with them being able to transform to and from their human and cat forms nine times until it becomes permanent. Or you could flesh out their special branch of magic and apply weird cat shit for lewd situations. But sure, keep schizo scribbling to try and get Daddy KC's attention you worthless potato nigger.

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>>44115972
Oh right. You think they have potential just completely changed. Just like I think hellhounds have potential if they actually drag men back to hell.

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>I don't want to fuck a furry. I want to diddle a literal cat!

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>>44115963
No one is coming to save us from ourselves. It's just us out here.

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>>44116034
None will survive
Welcome to your tomb world

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>>44115972
This entire posts just reads like someone who is so obsessed with mge and not monster girls they don't realize the absurdity of changing everything except a name.

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>>44115972
Do yourself a favor and read the nekomata profile. Again, any potential cait siths had could've been filled by a non-furry catgirl monster.

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So judging by the new Gaira cover KC's slimes might have nipples. I know they could form them but I tend to picture slime girls without nipples by default.
Also, you will accept the slime's love.

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>>44116100
he made a new gaira cover?

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Do you think a Frost Dragon will ever be put in?

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>>44116106
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1683501360837464064

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>>44116117
don't care. just gonna laugh about how he's still cucking you out of patreon money.

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>>44116043
I'm not actually obsessed with MGE I'm just tired of Cait Sith being written off because KC made them a token furry race instead of doing literally anything else with them. Same goes with Cu Sith.

>>44116072
I'm aware. My point is that they'd just be magical girl flavored Nekomata if you followed the folklore surrounding them over making the design basically a hornier FF7 Cait Sith.

>>44116006
Not even remotely what I said assclown.

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>>44116125
>tired of Cait Sith being written off b
alright, stop giving a fuck about KC and write whatever you want about cait sith then.

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>>44116100
You can make a slime girl at home if you are so inclined.

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>>44116125
>I'm just tired of Cait Sith being written off because KC made them a token furry race instead of doing literally anything else with them.
And because they have no unique niche of their own, you left that part out.
>My point is that they'd just be magical girl flavored Nekomata
see?

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>>44116020

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Look at her go!

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>44116124
>I don't care so much that I feel the need to say how much I don't care even though nobody asked
The only cuck here is you potato pest.

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He's baiting so hard. Stop giving the cat fucker replys

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>>44116191
Don't care, you're just wasting your time by switching between shitposting and posting your "OC"
Nobody is taking your side, even the other annoying furfaggot denounced you at one point.

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>>44115783
>see this out of the submarine window
>know enough about krakens to know that rape is imminent
>frantically try to signal to her that you'll do what she wants if she doesn't damage the submarine
>the research can continue without you but it can't continue without the equipment

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>>44116216
Alrighty.

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>>44116225
I assume like the harpy game poster the few people here who care for monster girls and not mge vaguely enjoy it.

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>>44116226
A noble sacrifice. I'd do this and tell no one I was mostly in it for the kraken puss.

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>>44113901
Sorry Kiki, but no sex until marriage

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>>44116159
I mean Salamanders are basically just fire flavored Lizardmen at the end of the day.

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>>44116247
Still trying to use hatch for your retarded concern trolling crusade as if latenight himself came here an said we suck, pathetic

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We all live in a yellow submarnie
a yellow submarine
a yellow submarine

[Anonymous No.]

You all need to take the little fox's advice.

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I would pay good money to riviel the old writers and artists just to drown out this fucking nonsense

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>>44116208
The Assblasted Animal Assailant
The Craven Cait Sith Canoodler
The Freaky Furry Fucker
The Garish Gaelic Greaser
The Mad Mick Mastermind
The Pernicious Potato Pest
The Retarded Riordan
The Shillelagh Shellacer
The Schizophrenic Shitposter

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>>44116290
Let the nice Scylla in for tea.

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>>44116279
That just tells me you havent read either profile

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>>44116315
The main difference between the two of them is that Lizardmen will just pursue the guy if he wins in a fight against them, or demand marriage on the spot. Salamanders just get exceedingly horny from a good fight and prefer the man they consider their greatest opponent.

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>>44116303
>>44116306
It's literally just one CWC-tier furtard that never shuts up

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imagine just having a new monster girl bodygurard
just one day a neatly dressed griffon just shadows you wherever you go

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>>44116348
I'm going to hug miss griffon, she's incredibly fluffy and soft looking.

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>>44116290
I want miss shog to stop putting LSD in my food.

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>"Wakey wakey, anon~"

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>>44116359
Griffons are a proud and noble race. Approaching one with hugs unsolicited will just lead to rape.

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>>44116367
That doesn't sound very proud or noble...

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>>44116360
I feel like that you simply seeing her "madness"

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>>44116370
Making a man orgasm from rape is the most noble thing a monster can do.

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>>44116360
She's not putting it in, but she is your food and shogloaf is inherently laden with LSD. It's an eldritch thing.

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>>44116360
You're not hallucinating. The Blue Meanies are real and they are about to rape you.

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>>44116359
>>44116348
>kudere griffon who silently follows you around while you conduct your business
>roughs up anyone who tries to mess with you
>never says much to anyone
>walks into your office one day
>says she's waited long enough and wants a raise
>tell her that you'll consider paying her a bit more and dismiss her
>she locks the door and says she wants YOUR "raise"
Such is the fate of all men who hire monster "bodyguards"

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Hag cats.

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>>44116396
>Pay griffon to bodyguard you
>She looks at you funny, and then a light bulb goes off
>"Body guard? Like guard treasure?"
>You nod
>Griffon nods back
>Griffon turns around
>Griffon sits on anon

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>>44116396
Look, if you were paying her peanuts it's only fair that she get your nuts in compensation.

>>44116364
Why are you so far away? Get over here and cool me down, it's too hot...

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>>44116409
>big griffon lady laying on you like a fragile artifact

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>>44116372
>>44116387
>>44116390
I want to get off captain shogs yellow submarine.

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>>44116396
>Anon hires Oni bodyguard
>They go out for drinks
>She tells him he's being impolite for not wanting to drink with her
>Tells him that Oni sake is the best shit in the world, even more than Dragonian fire water
>Anon wakes up with one giant red arm around him, covered in bruises
>He can't feel his legs being trapped between hers as the little spoon
Human men were made to marry Oni.

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>>44104562
>>44115972
>>44116208
>>44116311
Please don't slander potatoes this way. They actually serve a useful purpose, unlike Mick.

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Is yellow submarine a drugs song?

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>>44116441
No
and neither is lucy in the sky with diamonds

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>>44116426
I got drunk from a single beer, I'm also a very giddy silly drunk. Am I oni bait or wine goat bait?

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>>44116426
>"Holy shit, did we fuck last night?!"
>"No, you got drunk and fell off a table while trying to dance, and I took you back home."
>oni uses the video of the incident as blackmail to coerce Anon into marrying her
>still keeps a copy to laugh at

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>grab oni hand
>put on head

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Fuck it I'm going rogue.

https://exhentai.org/g/1471233/8f2f4b8171/
https://exhentai.org/g/1429412/078308a816/
https://exhentai.org/g/1325861/f641b20d33/
https://exhentai.org/g/932816/7f4eb503e5/
https://exhentai.org/g/834738/ed86550f1f/

>>44116484
Woe, wine goats upon thee.

>>44116491
That's how they get you.

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>>44116484
Yes. You're also general hag bait.

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Can you get drunk from drinking oni milk?

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>>44116541
No but it warms you in a different way

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>>44116364
You're already mostly submerged in slime, silly anon.

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>>44116509
That's a big lady
>>44116512
Everyone is hag bait

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>>44116557
>>44116557
>>44116557
>>44116557

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>Dig a hole in my back yard
>Place a pack of werthers originals at the bottom
>Wait for the next day
>Can hear the sound of aras as I pop my head over the edge and look into the darkness

How do I use my hag pit to my advantage?

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>>44116557
If Oni aren't life threatening sized I don't want them.

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>>44116557
Some people are baitier than others.

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>>44116426
Yes. Yes.

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>>44116577
Jump into the hole, you won't be raped senseless in the hag pit
>>44116579
Real
>>44116582
I'm very weak to them

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What height do you prefer?

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>>44116626
Me on the far right her on the far left

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>>44116614
Go in with a box of wine and you might be raped more gently. Or much more roughly. Either way.

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>>44116579

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>>44116626
Yes

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>>44116577
invite them into your home, anon. nothing will go wrong

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>>44116614
It is undeniably my greatest sin to desire tall as fuck Oni women to drink with.

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>>44116614
I'm not jumping down there. I'm sure they've got soft tits to cushion the fall but I doubt I'd be leaving. There's got to be some use of a hole full of thirsty hags, right?

>>44116690
I threw a rope down and they tried to lasso me into the hole instead of climbing up themselves.

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>>44116747
tell them that its much better inside the house than in a dirty hole

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Since no new good Amazoness art has been coming out for quite a time and she is a top tier girl if only she was depicted with the appropriate bodytype in the profile, I am comissioning my Amazoness waifu. She will be wearing a kimono and be roughly in this pose with a few modifications:
https://i.imgur.com/2236DWU.jpg

She will look shredded even on the parts she is wearing the kimono. Like this girl wearing the yellow kimono:
https://i.imgur.com/4NGb4B4.jpg

8ft.

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>>44116765
Awesome. Post a MGE Amazon in an amazon thread anywhere else and she'd get ridicule.

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>>44116765
Neat, godspeed.

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>>44116765
Based

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>>44115728
it's romantic

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>>44116884
Tail to short. Unable to wrap around a lover.

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>>44116884
Tail is too short. Unable to wrap around a lover.

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If a lamia accidentally slithers over your foot would that count as stepping on your foot

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>>44116926
Lamia must be a real trip hazard.

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>>44116926
I'm not sure, but it would definitely feel much better.

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>>44116610
Sex with tiny dragon

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Siths are the most economical monster because you can save money by just buying them pet food

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Confess your sins.

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>>44117089
but she's my queen

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>>44117193
and she's going to be eating iams.

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>>44116747
>tell the hag pit that they'd be better off in the hoise instead of a dirty hole in the ground
>creepy giggling while they tell me that dirty boys belong in dirty holes with dirty older women
>they also try to lasso me with the rope I tossed down there (but fail and miss because middle-aged women, mamono or not, aren't going to be master pitchers)
>tell them I have a foot massage machine in the house
>giggling immediately stops
>"...Really?"
>say I also have a massage gun with pulse settings and a swappable head, and I have some experience with bare-handed deep tissue massage
>Silence for a few seconds before the leader sheepishly asks for a ladder because they don't think the rope can support their weight
And that's how I ended up with a harem of hags and developed my masseuse skills to the point of professional certification

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>>44116843
Evil is stored in the breasts.

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>>44117280
>cows become more evil if they encounter an ancient evil
Wait what

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>>44117089
You can also do this with wurms.

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>>44117290
Kindness and magic are also stored in the breasts, so there's a one in three chance that she'd get nicer, develop magic, or become exceptionally evil.

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what niches do the siths even cover
smug cat is already done by the purple one
and loyal dog is literally every single canine-type already

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>>44117328
smart cat.

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>>44117328
Some people just want to fuck an actual dog.

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>>44117089
Goblins too.

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>>44117357
who makes these?

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>>44117355
Pretty much

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>walking down the street with my lil bro
>bunch of hags oogling him the whole time
>one of them tries to entice him with a v-bucks giftcard but I grab him by the shoulder and say "No, brother! Those fiends are wicked. They only want to do BAD."
>"I just want to go home and play Fortnite."
>give those disgusting hags a sneer as I take lil bro home
>I can't be there to protect him all the time though... I have a plan
>he needs a dedicated guardian that will always keep him safe from the hags
>he needs.... a childhood friend
>and I know just who to call, the Sabbath, they'll hook him up with a Witch or a Familiar I bet, maybe even a Bapho-chan if we're lucky
I'm such a good sibling.

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>>44117387
I think it's a twitter artist that draws mostly goblin girls and human men. I am not particularly attracted to goblins but can appreciate good art of the subject.

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The -actual- main good thing about monstergirls that truly puts them above human women is the fact that, thanks to their strong pair bonding and horniness, it's YOU who gets to be the ultimate moody bitch in the relationship. Refuse them action in bed if you (don't) feel like it, give them death stares after having a bad dream of them cucking you, set daughters against them, i.e. generally make their lives a psychological marathon. Don't get me wrong I luv me waifu, but I'd lowkey abuse the fuck out of her and if you don't want that chances are you're a faggot.

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>>44117510
Right, Sure

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>>44117510
ok anon now time to go to ms flayer for your appointment

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Snakes in the woods!

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>>44117510
>give them death stares after having a bad dream of them cucking you
Funny with Shirohebi.
>set daughters against them
Honestly over the line.

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>>44117510
The -actual- main good thing about human boys that truly puts them above monster girls is the fact that, thanks to their weak wills and horniness, it's YOU who gets to be their everything in the relationship. Tease them in bed whenever you feel like it (Or they don't), give other women death stares if they look at him, get your daughters to love them i.e. generally make their lives as happy as possible. Don't get me wrong, I luv me husbando, but I'd lowkey want to smother him in love and if you don't want that chances are you're an alp

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>>44117571
This dragon detective will never uncover my condom bootlegging business!

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>>44117510
Why would I do that to a nice monstergirl who loves me?

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>>44117510
If not acting like a human woman makes me a faggot than you better bring that dick over here buddy 'cause I'm goin' Alp.

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>>44117654
Because you are a psycopath that really enjoys the idea of a woman that cannot leave you no matter how shit you are.

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>>44117510
>Refuse them action in bed if you (don't) feel like it
Anon...

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>>44117662
I want my cow to be like this permanently. Can I get my other wife, Mrs Mino, to teach her?

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>>44117660
I am not and would not do such a thing.

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>>44117662
Why is she touching a monkey?

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>>44116043
Hilariously enough he hates MGE last I checked.

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>>44117718
Yeah, I have no idea who the anon who likes blair from soul eater is.

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44117510
>act like a woman
how about no, since im not homosexual

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I'm hourisexual

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>>44117669
All you need is a bunch of red paint.

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>>44117733
You reckon I can condition my holst wife to get triggered by red paint? Is that instinct already in her DNA?