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How do I get a japanese gf, /jp/

>> No.4408471

Become rich.

>> No.4408472
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>>4408466

>> No.4408476

Close yourself in a world within your mind, where you are popular, rich, cool, and have a japanese girlfriend.
Leave only when your outer shell needs to eat or piss or something like that. You need to keep it working.

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>>4408472

>> No.4408479

be rich

>> No.4408480

go to japan
eat a japanese person
become japanese
move the truck near the ship
find mew
catch it with 3 master balls
make mew use transform on you to make you look like a body builder
find a japanese girl
talk to her about stuff, find what you have in common, etc
get her to bed
As the last seconds of passion reach their heights, coldly whisper into her ear the truth: her entire value as a living thing is as a mere reproductive object to be acquired by the simian monster that is the human male - as it has been since the dawn of time and will be forever more

>> No.4408484
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4408484

Have a good imagination

>> No.4408486

>>4408476
I'm already rich. Not cool or popular.

>> No.4408498

>>4408486
have you tried throwing money at people?

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