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Ew, gross! What's up with your penis, anon?! It smells so gross and stinky like expired cheese! It's revolting! Also, it's so tiny! What size is it? 10 centimeters long?! I bet you can't pleasure any women you come across! Also, what's with that weird dark line around it! It looks like someone took a knife and cut around it! It looks disgusting!

No wonder you can't get any girls, anon! You should just end your life already!

>> No.44059499

>>44059107
Mine is 12cm and you ruined my day for reminding me of it.

>> No.44059860

>>44059499
4 inches isn't the worst

>> No.44059903

>>44059107
> I bet you can't pleasure any women you come across!
Someone as poor as reimu shouldn't be placing bets like that. As for the pleasure, my tongue is like magic, maybe i cold give her a taste if she took off her bloomers.

>> No.44060362

>>44059499
Cheer up anon, mine is 18cm and I can't pleasure any women I come across either.

>> No.44060486

>>44060362
18 cm length with 10 cm girth maybe

>> No.44060494

>>44060486
Nah, 14

>> No.44060537

>>44060494
Mine is 12 cm

>> No.44060655

>>44060486
When i hold mine i feel like i am holding a pencil, i am scared of measuring the girth and discovering its even smaller than i tought.

>> No.44060713

>>44060655
It's okay anon you don't have to be scared about something trivial like that

>> No.44060758

>>44059499
12cm isn't far from average, so you shouldn't feel insecure about it.

>> No.44060765

>>44059107
Mine is 13-14cm-ish which I would almost be fine with but it's also curved and the head is small

>> No.44060800

>>44059107
I think my penis is the least of my problems when it comes to getting girls.
>what's with that weird dark line around it! It looks like someone took a knife and cut around it! It looks disgusting!
I don't understand what you mean. Do some men really have a dark line around their dick?

>> No.44060812

>>44060800
I think they are talking about the line that should be under the penis and the scrotum instead.

>> No.44060845

>>44060800
>>44060812
Circumcision scar.
Exotic in Gensokyo.

>> No.44061262

>>44060758
its 2 cm less than the average in my country.

>> No.44062867

>>44060845
But would the 2hus insult me because of it

>> No.44063485

>>44062867
Yes, only tengus get circumcised

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44064136

>>44059107
My protagonists!
And dai-chan I guess

>> No.44064161

People always post about length, it's girth that matters I have neither

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44067267

>>44064136
I like her

>> No.44067384

the reason why there are no males with power in gensokyo is because it's a matriarchy and they know that boys with lots of power would topple the status quo since females are retarded

>> No.44067424

>>44067384
The real reason is that danmaku is a girls sport. Real incidents by men are few and far in-between but actually matter and are handled via actual combat.

>> No.44067493

>>44067424
Yeah and as in the case of the Fortune-Teller he displayed actual intelligence since he knew what Gensokyo really was and thus was offed by Reimu.

>> No.44067705

>>44067424
Every time i play video games i value looking good more than being efficient, danmaku would be perfect game to me if i learned magic.

>> No.44068172

>>44067424
Ok Rinnosuke, stop coping about your actual lack of danmaku ability

>> No.44072226

>>44059499
it doesn't really matter, anon
first think about finding a girl.....somehow
im quite hung (22cm and girthy) but the only person who'll ever see it is my waifu, so why care?

>> No.44073296

Here on /jp/ we respect all sizes of cock

>> No.44073622

>>44073296
>respect
More like consider them all to be equally worthless, since the average anon will never have the chance to use it on a girl.

>> No.44073640

>>44059499
Someone show this guy the webm of the guy masturbating his 1cm nub.
It could be worse.

>> No.44073671

>>44073622
We can use it on each other but just as a joke haha

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>>44073671

>> No.44076347

>>44073671
This >>44076296. Your 2hu wife would not appreciate you having casual gay sex with other /jp/ anons, even as a joke haha.

>> No.44077182

>>44073622
Respect my cock, dude

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>>44073296

>> No.44078038

I WANT THE MISCHIEVOUS TRIO TO WORSHIP MY 18CM COCK

DUDE

>> No.44078947

This thread fucking sucks man. What is wrong with all of you

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>>44078947

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>>44078947

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>>44078947

>> No.44079461

>>44078947
Semel in anno...
(if only it were just once per year, though)

>> No.44079478

>>44078947
You could say it sucks cock, even.

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