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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:00:54 2023 No.44050682 [Reply] [Original]

Exotic fish.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:03:11 2023 No.44050705 File: 813 KB, 2520x480, 1454959022203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on in, the water's great!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:04:09 2023 No.44050713 Give me kuu flatfish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:04:28 2023 No.44050716 File: 516 KB, 1254x1771, 1685134563130367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44050667 >Too rare to be wasted on some secretive hermit The idea is to make more of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:05:38 2023 No.44050724 File: 683 KB, 626x1000, 0e9958ac579108af1e1ccd4cf3c20217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:06:27 2023 No.44050731 File: 822 KB, 1200x1200, Sandworm71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Unironically vores you >Turns you into her personal, human Jolly Rancher that never loses flavor Sandworms are a menace! That must be multiplied!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:08:55 2023 No.44050748 >>44050731 She lets you live in her mouth rent free, it's not so bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:09:54 2023 No.44050760 File: 233 KB, 500x800, 1689618623680674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:11:09 2023 No.44050769 I drew a hellhound but idk if its "accurate"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:12:25 2023 No.44050780 >>44050731 >Sandworm/Wonderworm hybrid that hotboxes you with her smoke >Whenever the maw opens up, a massive amount of smoke comes out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:12:36 2023 No.44050781 File: 1.17 MB, 1100x1000, 3def07701cc17357034932cd43d4326c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44050682 feesh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:13:26 2023 No.44050790 >>44050769 The usual heresy, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:14:06 2023 No.44050792 File: 622 KB, 1598x3456, FookinFish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fish posting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:14:31 2023 No.44050797 File: 383 KB, 980x1120, 1452622422089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44050792 Fish posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:16:07 2023 No.44050809 >>44050780 Hotboxing in Shai-Hulud to the scent of Old Spice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:16:08 2023 No.44050810 File: 389 KB, 1862x1300, 1683592267928083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mermaid harem

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:17:37 2023 No.44050818 >>44050769 Did you draw her in a different color scheme?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:17:38 2023 No.44050819 File: 1.19 MB, 2500x2000, 1887f41225a87303eeb3d944b29cc7ce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:17:59 2023 No.44050824 File: 328 KB, 623x492, 1449549605430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44050713 Here you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:20:11 2023 No.44050840 File: 631 KB, 1231x1000, 1553287928306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:20:39 2023 No.44050844 File: 1.19 MB, 1018x702, Shes lost some weight recently.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44050792 >>44050797 >>44050810 Mermaid thread! Mermaid thread!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:22:30 2023 No.44050858 File: 47 KB, 550x223, 1453947605670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Breathfag Mon Jul 17 19:23:01 2023 No.44050862 File: 138 KB, 337x580, 1665684843801824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna sniff danuki!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:23:35 2023 No.44050866 >>44050862 Pits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:23:37 2023 No.44050867 File: 782 KB, 2500x3536, 1612849716253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sharks are dorks. Just punch em in the nose and they will leave you alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:23:50 2023 No.44050869 File: 2.27 MB, 3651x4000, DemonQueen1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:25:09 2023 No.44050877 >>44050867 It's enough to just rub it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:25:12 2023 No.44050879 >>44050713 >no Kuudere Lionfish girl who is very territorial and jabs me with her aphrodisiac pins every time I look at another girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:26:44 2023 No.44050887 >>44050682 Are there any Hagfish in Hagville?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:27:17 2023 No.44050891 File: 1.83 MB, 1752x1782, hairy hoound final.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44050818 >>44050790 Its only a sketch. pretty much just me fucking around with brushes I downloaded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:27:32 2023 No.44050892 >>44048487 so romantic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:28:44 2023 No.44050902 >>44050877 right on the ampullae of lorenzini

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:28:55 2023 No.44050905 >>44050891 too late, I've already saved it to my hound folder

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:29:06 2023 No.44050907 >>44050818 Would a pink hellhound be jist as threatening ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:29:16 2023 No.44050910 File: 237 KB, 1600x1600, 1688543310056426.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44050877 >Just rub the sensitive part on a monster It's like you want me to get raped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:30:14 2023 No.44050916 >>44050844 Is it finally the Merrow and Sea Bishop's time?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:30:43 2023 No.44050917 File: 281 KB, 1000x1000, 1644088561130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Orcas have started attacking boats and we have no idea why.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:30:48 2023 No.44050918 >>44050887 of course, hagville is located right next to a lake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:30:53 2023 No.44050919 File: 1.52 MB, 4096x4096, 1689051974549209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44050910 >>Just rub the sensitive part on a monster But what if she's sensitive everywhere?

>>	Breathfag Mon Jul 17 19:31:10 2023 No.44050924 File: 228 KB, 1194x1559, 1672315771281799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:31:19 2023 No.44050925 >>44050919 Then don't touch her.

>>	Breathfag Mon Jul 17 19:32:11 2023 No.44050930 >>44050866 I fucked up. Tired. Going to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:32:29 2023 No.44050932 >>44050917 maybe it was all those car batteries

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:33:06 2023 No.44050937 >>44050932 But how else are they supposed to power their homes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:33:16 2023 No.44050939 File: 44 KB, 345x533, 1575476224224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44050930 Classic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:33:38 2023 No.44050944 File: 206 KB, 723x1000, 1434329524558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think it'd be funny if a kraken went over the top, put in a lot of effort to take a man who's just in a little dinghy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:34:27 2023 No.44050950 >>44050824 Bless you and bless LN. Sahuagins are sleek, elegant, powerful, aquatic perfection

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:34:29 2023 No.44050951 >>44050944 Huh?

>>	Breathfag Mon Jul 17 19:35:00 2023 No.44050958 >>44050939 'Tis. Here's to hoping I dream about danuki breaths or perhaps whitehorn breaths.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:35:39 2023 No.44050964 >>44050951 https://youtu.be/Q5S6KLC2kV8

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:36:07 2023 No.44050966 >44050939 Stop replying to yourself scatsniffer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:36:30 2023 No.44050969 File: 443 KB, 2479x3511, FzogHxAaQAMEkQ9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:39:06 2023 No.44050986 >>44050924 I wonder what danukis would think of smell danuki breathposters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:40:28 2023 No.44051001 File: 88 KB, 1000x1000, 1572844650753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:40:33 2023 No.44051002 Guys, what if we had sex with monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:40:53 2023 No.44051005 >>44050986 pay per sniff

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:40:54 2023 No.44051006 >>44050905 Ah shit. Sorry bud but I'll never finish it, but it was a good experience for me at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:41:27 2023 No.44051010 >>44051002 I am intrigued.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:43:19 2023 No.44051026 >>44050969 i wanna cuddle this fox

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:44:23 2023 No.44051031
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>>44051002
I don't see why people just assume monster girls want to have sex with human boys. My jubjub neighbor just likes me as a friend and nothing else. Pic related, here's she playing one of her classic pranks on me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:44:45 2023 No.44051034 >>44051006 It's got big tiddy, muscle, and hound, that fits my tastes well enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:45:11 2023 No.44051040 >>44051002 But that's what they want and they are "monsters" and "monsters" are the bad guys. And I'm not a bad guy, so I don't want to do what the bad guys want!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:45:24 2023 No.44051044 File: 207 KB, 559x676, Alcoholic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can any monster outdrink a red oni?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:46:12 2023 No.44051054 >>44051044 Blue Oni?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:47:04 2023 No.44051064 >>44051044 wurms are 2 stupid 2 understand drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:47:46 2023 No.44051071 File: 218 KB, 882x1254, EaESPOOU8AIq0S0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44051044 Fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:48:03 2023 No.44051076 File: 1.29 MB, 1046x1159, 864487afd320f835b1fafc8aa2b74575.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44051044 No, but I can

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:48:10 2023 No.44051079 >>44051044 dullahan a little messy, though

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:49:45 2023 No.44051094
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>>44051054
Red oni will keep drinking no matter what. You take a blue oni to the pub and she will collapse after a few pints and you'll end up having to let her crash on your couch.

>>44051064
Wurms potentially, although they can't drink as fast as an oni can.

>>44051071
Notorious drunkards. Get too distracted by the bar staff to keep up with an oni.

>>44051076
Prove it.

>>44051079
This I could believe. Does she pour it in her mouth or her neck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:51:21 2023 No.44051107 >>44051044 I could.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:52:54 2023 No.44051120 File: 251 KB, 1215x1700, 15eca7d8dc3d0347556275b6d189f5a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44051094 >Prove it. Point me to the nearest dive bar full of Oni

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:53:23 2023 No.44051127 File: 30 KB, 602x212, 1443641363198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cute forkears

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:53:26 2023 No.44051128 >>44051094 as fast, no. but slow and stupid wins the race. when the oni is past her limit the wurm will just keep going

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:53:59 2023 No.44051135 File: 126 KB, 744x1052, 1f6704a8562e9c8f33900d6d23e016a544dae7c0c39e16975732ad59ba88c663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44051002 They have sex with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:57:09 2023 No.44051164 File: 531 KB, 2617x1582, Drinking is always more fun with friends.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44051044 An Ushi Oni

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 19:59:50 2023 No.44051198
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>>44051120
>>44051107
No pauses, no spills, and no regurgitation.
I hope you enjoy getting your loser butt kicked, followed by a red oni nursing your hangover the next day.

>>44051164
I would like to see that. They would make for fun drinking partners. Imagine a drunk red oni riding an even drunker ushi around town at 3 in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:01:16 2023 No.44051209 >>44051135 They do?! Wow, that's great!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:01:29 2023 No.44051212 >>44051198 i want an ushi oni to ride me like the cow girl she is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:04:05 2023 No.44051243 >>44051135 Wish there was more of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:05:49 2023 No.44051260 File: 306 KB, 1280x960, IMG_0627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44051002 No, you should only have sex with angels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:06:40 2023 No.44051269 >>44051260 I thought Angels were above that sort of thing?

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:07:45 2023 No.44051277

>>44051005
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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:09:23 2023 No.44051293 >>44051277 Fuck off and stop enabling the subhuman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:09:39 2023 No.44051297 File: 966 KB, 2892x4096, translation-[object Object].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44051269 That's what they want you to think,

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:13:21 2023 No.44051329 >>44051297 How depraved!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:14:31 2023 No.44051344 >>44051198 >Imagine a drunk red oni riding an even drunker ushi around town at 3 in the morning. Having an Ushi wife is great because of their big butt you can use them like a car!

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:15:01 2023 No.44051348
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>>44050944
>go out to sea in a dinghy because you want to have your ship ripped out from under you but you can't afford a ship
>kraken just assumes that you're lost and offers to take you back to shore
>explain that you actually want her to attack you
>the kraken agrees but says she'll need a few minutes to work herself up
>she disappears back into the water, leaving you to wait for her reappearance
>you know the tentacles are coming, but you don't know when

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:15:32 2023 No.44051353
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>Stumble onto a cavern of about a dozen sleeping myconids
>They all activate at the same time, their 'ah!' wake-up gasps overlapping one another
>Get outta there with them in lukewarm pursuit. They can't really seem to do more than a very light jog.
>But they don't get tired.
>You're lucky to get an hour of rest before you hear the pitter-patter of nearby myconid footsteps

Only a matter of time. Persistence hunting was used to great effect by early humans, you know.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:18:21 2023 No.44051378 File: 259 KB, 2001x2500, 109974688_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:20:40 2023 No.44051395 >>44051293 but it was funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:21:29 2023 No.44051406 >>44051395 if you have to tell people your joke was funny, it wasn't funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:21:35 2023 No.44051411 >>44051353 sounds like great excercise

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:22:29 2023 No.44051420 File: 650 KB, 2422x4096, Frq7XvxacAIm9Fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vaca

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:25:30 2023 No.44051448 File: 492 KB, 966x1017, 110014885_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:26:31 2023 No.44051458 File: 268 KB, 1500x2000, angel offering milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44051420 it is cow but is this as well?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:38:27 2023 No.44051587 File: 804 KB, 1080x1080, 1688224903860.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:43:09 2023 No.44051637 File: 863 KB, 1414x2000, 103875104_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KOT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:43:23 2023 No.44051639 >Flip mershark over >She's stunned I won that encounter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:46:01 2023 No.44051664 File: 874 KB, 2058x4096, F1PAgSnaMAEoIkH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cowcubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:46:58 2023 No.44051675 If I hit a succ in the tit would it hurt? they look like weak points.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:48:40 2023 No.44051693 >>44051664 remeber there is cow then there is vaca cow is monster with resonable large tits vaca is meaty monster with massive hangers and a body to match them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:49:40 2023 No.44051707 what would a gyaru witch wear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 20:49:40 2023 No.44051708 >>44051675 monsters sense of pain is fairly dulled compared to humans

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:01:08 2023 No.44051837 >>44051637 I'd this loss?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:04:05 2023 No.44051874 >>44051707 Refer to Momonika's Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:04:06 2023 No.44051875 >>44051708 But they are weak to emotional pain, which is why you should go out of your way to tease and humiliate monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:05:17 2023 No.44051889 >>44051874 but what would be the equivalent of the big silly hat?

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:05:25 2023 No.44051890
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What do you think of monstergirl dress sense? Would you be okay with your wife or daughters casually wearing clothes that would cause them to get arrested for indecent exposure in human societies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:07:18 2023 No.44051907 File: 1.97 MB, 1720x2473, MomonikaSabbath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44051889 Why would she forgo the big silly hat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:08:16 2023 No.44051919 >>44051890 >No sadist wasp GF to adventure with. Granted you'd hear her getting 'excited' during each fight but its still a good bonding experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:08:17 2023 No.44051920 >>44051907 thanks for the ref

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:15:40 2023 No.44051975 File: 592 KB, 1400x1980, a95a4b5b2c0a1726c6d97a9bfaa501c5e56a70f5_s2_n3_y1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mana is stored in the thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:17:23 2023 No.44051988 >>44051975 >hey there, patreon user It's like the ultimate gacha line

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:19:17 2023 No.44052003 File: 609 KB, 1280x1816, 005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like 'em creepy, comfy, and cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:19:35 2023 No.44052005 >>44051907 Sex with slutty brats Sex with slutty brats Sex with slutty brats

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:27:26 2023 No.44052058 >>44050840 EEL! PUSSY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:28:37 2023 No.44052066 File: 310 KB, 1280x2025, QJAr4Fst_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:31:50 2023 No.44052083 >>44050910 >Eskimo kiss a shark >She cums >YFW you can get away with doing this in public >>44051269 They are, but they're still monsters so that only means they like to be on top.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:34:28 2023 No.44052107 File: 133 KB, 992x1468, 1689257906347445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052066 Love abyssal monsters NOW

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:36:01 2023 No.44052115 >>44052107 I am going to become a giant spider

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:38:26 2023 No.44052136 File: 145 KB, 1280x996, 1689464904184057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] liddle sleepy mouse

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:38:26 2023 No.44052137 File: 1.54 MB, 1568x8824, 1684204934028584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052058 Nice and slippery!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:40:58 2023 No.44052152 Why are elves so scary?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:41:29 2023 No.44052159 File: 352 KB, 1004x1060, 1689463280962543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052115 Good man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:42:31 2023 No.44052167 >>44052152 How they are scary? They seem so nice and friendly!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:43:38 2023 No.44052174 >>44052167 They are scary! They look at me like I'm prey! Their eyes are scary...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:50:30 2023 No.44052210 File: 369 KB, 901x1600, 1622058881836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052167 >>44052174 Around elves, watch yourselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:55:16 2023 No.44052234 >>44052210 Why are elves so aggressive around human men?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:55:56 2023 No.44052240 >>44052234 Earferioity complex

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:56:47 2023 No.44052246 >>44052234 if they blink a couple times the humans lifespan has elapsed by over 200 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:58:30 2023 No.44052260 >>44052246 Note to self: do not agree to a staring contest with an elf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:59:03 2023 No.44052267 File: 1.05 MB, 1450x2175, Thickelf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine saying to an elf that her mother or worse grandmother looked younger than her.

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:00:12 2023 No.44052272
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>I just realized that I won't see my family as much as before because of some changes
>Can't sleep
Yeah, portals are more and more needed. I will even settle with choco kots

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:01:07 2023 No.44052281 >>44052272 >Choco kot Would that be a kit-kot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:06:24 2023 No.44052328 Elves are traps If they close their eyes, their smile goes wider and their ears start wiggling, you have triggered them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:06:29 2023 No.44052330 >>44052267 they must shrink at some point because the loli elves are always the oldest

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:06:43 2023 No.44052335 File: 249 KB, 1211x1695, 1676832865278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052167 Knife-ear hands typed this post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:07:45 2023 No.44052346 File: 982 KB, 1280x1712, 1688682117657874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052174 Oh anon, that's because you are. When they get their hands on you you'll belong to them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:07:55 2023 No.44052348 >>44051975 >Going out of your way to hide the patreon only to replace it with something else and even get the signature wrong (should be CYZ, not CYL) why would someone do this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:10:08 2023 No.44052368 >>44052346 So possessive!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:11:30 2023 No.44052377 >>44052346 All I have to do is hold my breath until I pass out and when I awake they will be gone!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:14:22 2023 No.44052397 File: 337 KB, 2048x1382, F0-2QWfaIAE9jU2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:15:47 2023 No.44052406 File: 83 KB, 738x580, 1688412636036792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Always remember to protect your ears around elves!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:16:28 2023 No.44052410 File: 608 KB, 1073x895, 1689624693529609.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:16:42 2023 No.44052411 File: 3.03 MB, 2000x3000, 1688683084162693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052377 >You do this >You wake up tied up in a elf's bed >She says you can't be trusted to look after yourself after a stupid stunt like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:22:20 2023 No.44052454 File: 572 KB, 1073x393, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052246 Elves see humans as pets. Therefore, they have taken upon them the white woman's burden of fucking their dogs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:22:21 2023 No.44052455 >>44052335 Nope! I'm just a normal spoon-eared human who thinks we should be nicer to elves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:23:03 2023 No.44052459 >>44052377 No, you must bite your tongue to drown in your own blood

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:23:56 2023 No.44052465 how do you certify that a container is actually mg resistant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:28:04 2023 No.44052502 >>44052465 Throw a mouse in it, shoot her if she get through it and redesign your container. Repeat until she can't get out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:28:39 2023 No.44052504 >>44052465 there should be a sticker of an upset looking greenworm on there somewhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:29:16 2023 No.44052509 >>44052465 Tell them there are baby pictures of anon inside, see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:37:53 2023 No.44052565 File: 600 KB, 1573x1514, milkymino.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post A5 class minotaurs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:38:30 2023 No.44052571 >>44052410 >Choosing >When the fate of the city rests on my balls Both? Both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:40:13 2023 No.44052582 File: 565 KB, 2600x3500, F1PV6vFaQAIt6wE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052565 it's wrasslin time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:40:20 2023 No.44052584 File: 1.17 MB, 1190x1920, 1689346808513260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does she have on her clipboard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:41:07 2023 No.44052592 >>44052465 Were you inspired by that video about bears? It probably works the same way. >>44052565 There is no way this Mino can be improved further.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:41:25 2023 No.44052597 >>44052565 Minotaurs scare me, I'm going to go milk that nice looking holstaur and the nerd in the corner instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:41:40 2023 No.44052601 >>44052592 >Were you inspired by that video about bears? what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:42:21 2023 No.44052606 File: 103 KB, 636x900, Enl77XTUcAIQnal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't spoil them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:44:04 2023 No.44052618 >>44052601 I saw it in recommended and thought the timing isn't a coincidence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_O2li_jpk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:45:24 2023 No.44052628 >>44052272 It isn't the 1900s. You have a phone. You can call them...right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:45:35 2023 No.44052631 >>44052597 >Anon goes to milk holst in the corner >Sad minotaur shyly starts to nudge and rub anon's back with her head, desperate for attention. Even minos need milking. Go milk your local mino today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:46:27 2023 No.44052638 >>44052631 Wouldn't it wound a mino's pride to get milked someone so scrawny in comparison?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:46:32 2023 No.44052639 >>44052618 weird

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:48:35 2023 No.44052653

>>44052638
Small or scrawny hands can massage areola's in a way that is different to bigger hands.
Besides, minotaur's love having a boy small enough to cuddle fully in her tits after sex. The smaller they are, the easier to fully envelop and protect him.

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:49:55 2023 No.44052659

>>44052272
It's off-topic, but send them a text or email and work on being able to set a time every week or so to be able to talk on the phone or over a video call. Even if it means someone having to stay up late or wake up at an odd hour, family is often willing to make the effort because they love you and want to know what you're up to

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:52:00 2023 No.44052669 >>44052618 >the bears' favorite method is CPR oh god. Imagine hiking, meeting a Grizzly mamono,fainting because holy shit a bear, and waking up when the Grizzly's giving you mouth-to-mouth. I wish the woods were real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:56:16 2023 No.44052698 >>44052638 It better not, most men would be scrawny in comparison. I guess the average might be better on a farm. >>44052631 >Rubbing me with her head Fucking--has she been talking to the kots? That's not fair!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:58:41 2023 No.44052712 File: 622 KB, 2048x1431, F1PVj6EaUAIDhG9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:00:06 2023 No.44052727

>be bored one night
>fuck it, fappin' time
>go to multiple "homework" websites
>aside from the typical species specific ones like hounded, you find a couple that pique your interest
>one is named "sweet karma": essentially videos of guys doing things that would result in some karma
>like a dude who only does cardio in front of the /fit/ vampire at the gym, with the next scene of her draining him of both spirit and blood in the showers
>or the video of a guy at the beach in chest height water with a group of aquatic monsters nearby
>the guy then takes his trunks off and throws it to the mershark who realizes what happens and starts slowly swimming to the man behind the camera as her friends cheer her on before the man and the camera get pulled underwater
>and there's a video of a man in the store shopping close by a kobold and hellhound who happen to be in the same aisle as he stocks up on peanut butter
>next scene is exactly what you think it is
>there's also a Playlist of prank style videos such as someone knocks on a demons door and asks her the typical questions about Jesus
>or some dude throwing bird plushies at a group of p'orcs

>another website is called "reversal"
>it's exactly as the name implies
>videos of reversed roles
>one video is of a vampire on her knees in a sunlit room while her husband has his way with her
>next video is a kobold who is in dominatrix gear with a guy wearing a collar on his knees next to where she is sitting
>she then pulls out peanut butter
>next video if of a holstaur in a revealing cowboy costume milking her husband
>there is also one video of a hellhound on all fours with the cameraman asking her if she's a good girl and to get ready for her treat

>Then there's "exposed": which is videos of voyuer/exhibitionist style videos
>guy walks into a barber shop with a kejourou
>tent forms under the barbers cape, the guy then grabs a good bit of the barbers hair and pulls it under, and soon the tent starts moving while the guy has a death grip on the chair
>next video is of a dude who is clearly wearing nothing but a trench coat and shoes, who finds a succ whose also wearing a large jacket, the two end up flashing each other and realizing what happens, laugh about it and takes things to the bushes nearby
>and then there's a video of a guy studying at the library whose having trouble focusing as there's evidently a hakutaku under the table

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:02:34 2023 No.44052736 I'm going to summon a Demon and immediately ask her to be my wife because I want one. Bet she won't see that coming, she'll probably think I was just looking to cut a deal for power like most people do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:02:42 2023 No.44052737 >>44052669 Bears are dangerous because they can smell the stink on virgins.

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:05:34 2023 No.44052750
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>>44052736
>The demon gets stunlocked

I wonder how a demon would react to a guy asking for something nice and somewhat selfless, like the ability to heal people's injuries just by thinking about it, or to find true love.

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:07:17 2023 No.44052758
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>>44052727
One fun thing about kej hair is how thin it is. So, for example, she could slip her hair underneath your pants and underwear and get you off, all without dirtying any of your clothing, since it'll get absorbed quickly enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:07:53 2023 No.44052760 >>44052736 You should have a contract ready to go too. Get her while she's surprised. >>44052750 >True love You'd better get an Eros demon with a wish like that planned. It wouldn't be right otherwise.

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:09:03 2023 No.44052768

>>44052750
I wonder how a demon would react to me summoning her for really dumb items.
Yes, I will sell the soul of my firstborn son to get a pack of crisps.
Yes, I will sell my virginity for her to turn the light off so I don't need to get out of bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:09:38 2023 No.44052771 >>44052750 >you summoned me through dimensions to watch a movie together? >... >what movie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:12:22 2023 No.44052791 >>44052582 Wish KC could draw strong busty girls like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:14:23 2023 No.44052801 File: 2.18 MB, 2848x3603, 109057120_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052584 Notes on your fetishes she's taken down from observing you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:15:35 2023 No.44052805 File: 108 KB, 768x768, Gazer1337_Cyatapira888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052801

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:17:28 2023 No.44052817 >>44052801 Then why is she not wearing an actual blouse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:18:08 2023 No.44052819 >>44052750 imma get demon wurm as a servant >>44052801 so shes know s how much it turns me on messing with older women

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:20:05 2023 No.44052834 >>44052805 Gazer doesn't know what the fuck flowers are

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:20:29 2023 No.44052837 >>44052750 See how she reacts to an Anon who sells his soul to her for something like saving his dying mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:24:33 2023 No.44052871 I'd sell my soul for a donut

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:26:06 2023 No.44052883 >>44052801 Oh? Playing matchmaker or something? How nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:26:32 2023 No.44052886 >>44052871 Mmmmm, forbidden donut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:27:34 2023 No.44052896 Dumb cat keeps calling me a tom. To bad I don't know what the fuck that means so I just ignored the bitch.

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:27:57 2023 No.44052899
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>>44052750

>"I wish for true love."
>Sign contract
>Instantly fall in love with demon

>"I wish for the ability to heal others."
>Sign contract
>Mamono mana can heal easily, just gotta become an incubus. Instantly fall in love with the demon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:28:02 2023 No.44052900 File: 780 KB, 1042x1559, Americanized.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052871 Alot of people would

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:29:59 2023 No.44052913 >>44052871 I'd sell my soul for a Centaur donut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:31:15 2023 No.44052923 >>44052758 >Control individual strands of hair I've suddenly realized they would be good at puppet shows

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:31:23 2023 No.44052924 >>44052750 Joke's on the demon there's nothing she can offer me that I want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:32:11 2023 No.44052929 >>44052750 This is pretty much dnd celestial warlock pact You sell your soul to heaven for the power to help and save people

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:33:12 2023 No.44052939
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This is my wife, we met when she was in a corsair band and they visited my coastal village. She was so elegant and beautiful with how she jumped from building to building and obstacle to obstacle throughout the town. I couldn't help stare at her, but even with my full attention, she was still able to vanish from sight and get behind me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:33:18 2023 No.44052940 >>44052924 Try her. What do you want?

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:34:13 2023 No.44052945
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>>44052939
This is also my wife that my first one brought home one day. She used to complain about the clothes given to her but she's quite used to them now despite once claiming that they are something that not even a prostitute is shameless enough to wear.

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:35:16 2023 No.44052952
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>>44052939
>>44052945
However, despite being co-wives for years, they can't even share opposite sides of the same room without it becoming filled with tension. How do I help them to get along?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:35:25 2023 No.44052954 Can you wish a genie for infinite wishes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:36:23 2023 No.44052961 >>44052954 that's just a license for her to pump indefinite amounts of mana out of you but i guess that was going to happen anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:38:00 2023 No.44052971 File: 771 KB, 796x829, 4fe9401e8a1bcb88daf34086b218c63a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052871 Oh yeah?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:39:53 2023 No.44052990 I'm going to go to the park and feed the Duck Harpies some bread and pet them. Nothing will go wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:39:55 2023 No.44052991 >>44052954 >She says yes but she needs an infinite amount of mana >Turns you into a mana pump Be careful of what you wish for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:40:43 2023 No.44052997 >>44052991 >>44052961 help I am rubbing the lamp and it's just making her hornier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:40:56 2023 No.44052999 >>44052990 BREAD IS BAD FOR DUCKS REEEE Rape correction from the ducks will set you right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:41:24 2023 No.44053004 >>44052997 i think you might have a shog

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:42:23 2023 No.44053011 >>44052923 >One kejourou manipulating all the puppets for a play with over a dozen characters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:45:14 2023 No.44053037 >>44052997 >Wish for her to go away >She says that'll require an imemse amount of energy >Rapes you so much and so hard you fall hard for her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:46:23 2023 No.44053047 >>44052999 Come on now, the bread won't kill them it will just make them a little plumpier, the Ducks won't rape me over giving them some bread.

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:47:05 2023 No.44053051
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>>44053004
I doubt it, she's doing a robin williams impression while fucking my brains out.
>>44053037
I wished for her to stop making me orgasm, and now she's edging me. My poor choice of words are once again my downfall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:47:17 2023 No.44053055 File: 3.24 MB, 1600x2000, GetInLoser.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >walking down a street in mgc >suddenly pic related pulls up and tell (You) to hop in Do you do it? Where would she take you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:49:43 2023 No.44053074 >>44053055 I get flustered and keep walking

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:50:19 2023 No.44053081 File: 1.07 MB, 1080x1350, 96141709_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:53:24 2023 No.44053104 >>44052900 how many souls does this mummy have? one donut cant do that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:54:46 2023 No.44053114 >>44053055 ask her whats my latest case and ask for a cigar as i get into the car

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:55:30 2023 No.44053121 >>44053047 t. man that got quacked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:01:43 2023 No.44053166 >Tell demon she's stupid and ugly and you would only love an angel not an infernal hell spawn

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:02:57 2023 No.44053176 File: 132 KB, 828x1200, F1PKU2XXgAIwWH-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:03:09 2023 No.44053179 >>44053055 she just puts it in park and locks the doors

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:04:14 2023 No.44053192 >>44053176 lost grace found

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:05:21 2023 No.44053204 >Eating outdoors >Bee girl flies in, hovers around me and my plate >After a few moments, it flies off without doing anything else. What was that about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:05:50 2023 No.44053211 >>44053204 food

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:08:09 2023 No.44053233 File: 223 KB, 659x897, caaa4d38-b897-4c1e-bdc2-dd5c1a9b169e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sleepy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:09:10 2023 No.44053242 >>44052940 A castle to make into my home of kinky fuckery.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:09:12 2023 No.44053243
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>the parrot harpy
>she keeps repeating what you said
>likes to perch on your shoulders which is more like sitting on them and squeezing your head between her thighs
>she bites any other females that come close to you
>likes pretty colors and loves showing hers off constantly
>"Raaaah! Polly wanna cock, raaah!"
Whatever are you gonna do with her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:09:34 2023 No.44053247 >>44053051 >She's edging me Anon just say you want a normal realtionship with your wife, surrender you can't win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:10:42 2023 No.44053261 >>44053233 >Dormouse >Minotaur >Bunyip >Weresheep Who else do I need to get for my snooze squad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:11:11 2023 No.44053264 >>44053261 >Ignoring yeti Sinful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:12:38 2023 No.44053279 >>44053261 bogey

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:12:51 2023 No.44053283

>>44053264
I'm sorry. Yeti is very fluffy and huggable. Would fall asleep with.

I don't know how she's going to fit in the bed though. I've got the minotaur under me, the dormouse ontop of me, the yeti and the weresheep under both arms, and the bunyip is all around me. How do haremfags do this shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:13:11 2023 No.44053285 >>44053243 Watch bob ross with her.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:20:00 2023 No.44053328
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Do you think twins are in-synch enough that they'd traditionally go after 1 husband for both of them or do you think they'd go after 1 for each of them?

The MGQ harpies have a similar setup and it seemed to make sense to an extent.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:21:08 2023 No.44053343

Imagine JubJub.
Imagine her stuck to you just constant fucking. Like you need a crowbar to pry her off and if you do she's gonna have a mental breakdown if your cock isn't in her 24/7 She'll practically have one if she leave to give birth.
What kind of sick joke is this? JubJubs are useless sex addicts, they can't do anything right. They should be ashamed of themselves for being the worst, Every other Harpy is just as loving but not useless. I mean JubJubs are so FAT they can't even really fly. Pathetic.
Yeah I think JubJubs should called out for being awful, Truly the worst Harpy to exist ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:23:44 2023 No.44053366 What about a hummingbird harpy? >Fairy sized >Likes drinking soda and other sugary drinks >High pitched voice >Long tongue

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:25:25 2023 No.44053384 >>44053366 I don't want a fairy sized Harpy to use her tongue to slurp semen out of my urethra. Call me weak but I just don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:26:32 2023 No.44053398 gyaru jk or gyaru hag？

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:33:49 2023 No.44053463 >>44053398 Gyaru hag in a magical girl outfit that doesn't quite fit her thicc frame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:35:15 2023 No.44053476 >>44053463 truly perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:40:33 2023 No.44053526 File: 115 KB, 868x1228, 1564598980536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You did remember to go to church yesterday, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:43:39 2023 No.44053548 >>44053398 Gyaru js

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:49:58 2023 No.44053586 File: 155 KB, 790x522, 1464193215151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sleepy thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:56:05 2023 No.44053624 File: 878 KB, 4096x2638, FfC8ejyUAAI-ISP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44053586

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:58:12 2023 No.44053639 File: 546 KB, 2048x3246, IMG_0355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:59:09 2023 No.44053648 I'm gonna kiss oni horns

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:59:43 2023 No.44053655 Night Hounds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:01:21 2023 No.44053662 >>44053055 That limpussy better have neon bush or I'm not interested

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:05:37 2023 No.44053700 File: 201 KB, 900x1300, F1E1MbpaEAATZHH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] doe

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:10:42 2023 No.44053724
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>>44052750
>I want clerical / priestly powers to help and heal others!
>Grants you the dark god's blessing so you can do just that
>Except all the spells are dark magic so humans are eternally wary of your help

Imagine not just making a marriage pact with a Unicorn so you can use her healing magics afield.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:13:41 2023 No.44053744 File: 346 KB, 1451x2048, 1689614681114366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:15:07 2023 No.44053752 >>44053744 Everybody loves Baobahn Sith

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:17:27 2023 No.44053771 File: 2.12 MB, 3823x3856, Baphomet813.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monstergirls with stuffed plushies are cute! CUTE!!

>>	Breathfag Tue Jul 18 01:20:54 2023 No.44053797 >>44051395 >>44051277 It indeed is funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:24:10 2023 No.44053822 If the Monster is smaller than me than I will adopt her with my hag wife and she can't leave until she is of age to ask out a young man and go out on date with his consent!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:25:02 2023 No.44053828 >>44053822 Isn't that basically kidnapping?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:25:20 2023 No.44053836 File: 907 KB, 1926x1769, d26abe41f211aae000fe42ddd0a47389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Careful, in summer sharks hunt in every beach.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:25:47 2023 No.44053845 >>44053828 They don't have parents so the kids are free. You think I'm gonna let them roam in wild like animals??

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:25:48 2023 No.44053846 File: 1.07 MB, 1454x1391, Wagner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44053655 A pmc military unit of the demon lord comprised of convicts and delinquent wans, first deployed in the opening days of the special romantic operation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:31:25 2023 No.44053892 >>44053752 She's everyone in towns favorite girl. Gonna spoil that daughter-wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:35:13 2023 No.44053922 I need my wife to fight me and best me in battle than we can train to become stronger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:45:04 2023 No.44053982 File: 18 KB, 294x228, 1689643623969628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:46:25 2023 No.44053993 File: 620 KB, 3600x3100, 1689641533175705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:49:05 2023 No.44054018 File: 216 KB, 790x720, Gazer59_baalbuddy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44053922 My wife won't let me fight her until I'm ready. She says I have more to gain from her coaching me rather than sparring with me right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:50:01 2023 No.44054026 >>44053922 >wife uses level-drain!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:03:37 2023 No.44054096 File: 146 KB, 850x1202, 1469394311161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey! Listen!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:05:00 2023 No.44054105 >>44054096 I want to force smug fairy to wifeship.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:07:24 2023 No.44054121 Been a bad day fellas. I just want to lay down in a banshee's lap while she hums softly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:08:57 2023 No.44054131 >>44054121 This but on fairy wife lap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:15:42 2023 No.44054175 >>44054096 >ねぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇ～！

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:18:19 2023 No.44054191 File: 255 KB, 903x725, funny_cat_names.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:18:42 2023 No.44054193 >>44053586 Every thread is sleepy thread

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:25:30 2023 No.44054233

Remember that monster girl classes are actually dictated by the region they come from.

Hence why you only ever see shaman and sorcerers from tribal regions instead of proper wizards and clerics.
Likewise, you won't really see a barbarian in the far east unless they hail from oni tribes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:26:31 2023 No.44054240 File: 140 KB, 1200x1200, 1686431824485873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dare you enter the dungeon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:27:02 2023 No.44054244 >>44054240 Something seems weird about this dungeon. May need my Galoshes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:27:28 2023 No.44054247 File: 222 KB, 871x1024, Baphomet245c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44054233 In the Far East, even the Baphomet can class into Samurai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:28:41 2023 No.44054259 >>44054247 Anon thats nothing. You can see Kunoichi Baphomets in addition to Samurai Baphomets and you can even catch them in the exotic Shrine Maiden class.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:38:39 2023 No.44054320 >>44054240 shooting stars starts playing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:44:28 2023 No.44054364 File: 173 KB, 733x1024, Baphomet264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44054259 Nah. She needs a katana

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:46:41 2023 No.44054374 >>44054240 No, it's too spooky

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:51:26 2023 No.44054417 >>44054240 This is one of this nightmare slime scenarios

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:53:47 2023 No.44054435 >>44054240 Throws salt Slimes dry up Take the chest Wow, easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:53:58 2023 No.44054439 File: 1.09 MB, 1500x2000, 101795030_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:54:56 2023 No.44054444 >>44054435 That's a ton of salt you have, anon.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:58:08 2023 No.44054461

>>44054364
>He he.....You really shouldn't underestimate Zipangu steel Onii-chan, its been folded 500 times and enchanted in a way that lets it cut through ordinary metals like they weren't there.
>"Isn't that just your absurd strength sta-"
>LIKE THEY WEREN'T THERE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:03:30 2023 No.44054501 >Zipangu monsters talk endlessly about how many times their swords are folded >"Isn't that because the metal quality is shit here?" >Anon is now the father of 37 half-zipanguese daughters with more on the way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:08:54 2023 No.44054530 File: 2.42 MB, 2600x3200, 97268954_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Embrace slime

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:12:32 2023 No.44054553 >>44054501 >"Have you tried not having shitty metals?" >How many times must we teach you this lesson Oniichan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:13:33 2023 No.44054561 Okay. I admit it. There are many monstergirls I don't like or am uncomfortable with. But Slimes are one of the few I'm actually afraid of. A sufficiently powerful and moderately intelligent slime would be terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:13:51 2023 No.44054563 >>44053845 Sounds like Sabbath tactics Mamonos don’t leave their children all alone. That I’m calling lies, that isn’t a actual little girl of 9 years old but a 1000 year old sabbath girl pretending to be a 9 year old to lure in grown men.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:14:36 2023 No.44054567 >>44054561 dark slimes are pretty neato

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:16:01 2023 No.44054580 >>44054561 >A sufficiently powerful and moderately intelligent slime would be terrifying. Wouldn’t that just be Miss Shog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:18:11 2023 No.44054589 >>44054553 >Anon just critiques Zipangu in general whenever he wants to have sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:20:20 2023 No.44054603 File: 99 KB, 1522x456, Slime Collar minigreen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44054567 I know, and that's part of the problem.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:31:51 2023 No.44054662

>Mamono focus on the most efficient and effective way to harvest spirit energy
>Fear is arousing
>Power is sexy but also scary
>So, shows of power are incentivized because they produce more spirit energy
But what if they don't respect my boundaries and cross a line that shouldn't be crossed?
Or what if they respect my boundaries too much and my relationship ends up less fulfilling than it could be, because we aren't being honest with each other's needs?

I need a marriage counselor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:37:00 2023 No.44054686 File: 957 KB, 2184x3195, 1614218_101789425_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:41:52 2023 No.44054715 >>44053744 BOB

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:42:34 2023 No.44054722 >>44054444 Why do think I was carrying 18 bags of the stuff, I was born for that moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:45:17 2023 No.44054741 Kidnapping sabbath girls! Hag wife telling me I can't keep it... Life is unfair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:48:10 2023 No.44054759 >>44054741 Lol my waifu lets me keep the mail squirrel when I capture her. Of course, she always slip away in the middle of the night by switching places with one of my wife's stuffed animals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:53:44 2023 No.44054797 >>44054741 Yoinking sabbath scouts when they come to your door selling cookies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:54:39 2023 No.44054804 >>44054580 she's hardworking but i don't know how intelligent she is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:56:13 2023 No.44054810 >Fox with an 11th tail Something horrible and wicked is happening here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:00:44 2023 No.44054828 >>44054810 eh, cant count that far anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:05:21 2023 No.44054851 >>44054810 I count 9. You might be getting confused by the fact they are a bit messy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:05:34 2023 No.44054853 >>44054804 >Insulting shog Do you want to get trapped and milked until mindbroken in the shog bed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:08:17 2023 No.44054867 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, take care and enjoy the summer while you can. One never knows when a sudden squall will shut down the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:09:02 2023 No.44054874 >>44054603 This is amazing, I love slimes so much. I would become a bitch from this, seriously feeling it tighten and making it impossible too pull off would make me act like a giddy mind broken hentai girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:15:24 2023 No.44054918 File: 127 KB, 1058x1200, 1689134709174598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons should be mauled by savages and sacrificed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:20:34 2023 No.44054960 >>44054918 Made for Christian white men.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:25:27 2023 No.44054991 >>44054918 Human sacrifice is immoral and a sin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:25:56 2023 No.44054993 File: 708 KB, 900x1200, 1688457127401639.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44054960 She will colonize you anon, not the other way around

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:25:57 2023 No.44054994 >>44054991 What about batcherlorhood sacrifice?

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:25:58 2023 No.44054995

>>44053055
>driven back to one of the demon lord's penthouses
>chuni lim hauls you out and throws you over her shoulder
>older sister in the penthouse in disbelief that her dorky sister actually managed to get a guy with the "Get in" line
>chunni lim insists you were wooed by her coolness
>freezes up in bed and tries to cover her face the whole time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:28:29 2023 No.44055009 >>44054804 She plays a mean 4d chess game, and can solve 15-dimensional rubic's hupercubes. She's pretty intelligent by earth standarsds, just not accustomed to thinking in linear time yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:33:59 2023 No.44055033 >>44052582 Man I wish she would body slam me to death. Sexually

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:35:16 2023 No.44055041 File: 1.49 MB, 1500x2294, Bicorn Carrying Co-Wife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Delivering a freshly monsterized co-wife to hubby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:36:52 2023 No.44055049 >>44054918 I want to tenderly molest the end of her tail and ears, then whisper in her ear, "Pss Pss Pss".

>>	Breathfag Tue Jul 18 04:38:54 2023 No.44055054 >>44054759 You gotta lewd the squirrel if you want her to stay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:50:07 2023 No.44055133 File: 2.41 MB, 2282x2616, 110019908_p27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 04:55:30 2023 No.44055170

>>44055041
>a man rode into the order village on his twin horned unicorn.
>the village never saw a unicorn that wasnt a monster before. much less one with two horns!
>however, the man had a plot that he played out before anyone could ask about his steed.
>he carried a bow made from pink metal, and his arrows glowed a malicious shade of pink too.
>one by one the village's women were shot. but they did not die, nor did they suffer a single scratch.
>that night was one of renewed passion between many couples...
>and within a week, the town's women were all turned into monsters!
>ten days layer the man and his steed came into town again.
>but this time, her true form is revealed for all to see.
>neither said a single word, they caught freshly produced mana lingering in the air in some strange bottles
>once their bottles were filled, the two rode off, never to be seen again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:01:12 2023 No.44055198 I want to give a Spider a bath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:16:38 2023 No.44055285 >>44055198 Did you know that it costs $400 to shampoo an ushi oni? Conditioner is an extra 300.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:17:56 2023 No.44055294 >>44055285 she's even letting me do it for free, what a deal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:20:54 2023 No.44055310 File: 294 KB, 850x638, missionary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44054993 She will learn the Lords Language, English, or at the very least Spanish is also acceptable. She will accept Jesus Christ

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:23:39 2023 No.44055316
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Remember to join a club at school. The local gyarus hunt the lonely nerds who just go home after class. Just don't don't join anything nerdy like the anime club because that also puts a target on your back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:24:09 2023 No.44055319 Always remember that yur mistress requires two "bath times" >the second time is becuase the first one always leads to sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:28:49 2023 No.44055349 File: 1.07 MB, 4096x3072, FUgVTQPVIAAT3CI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44055316 just ask a big monster to escort you home im sure one of the teachers will be more then happy to do so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:29:53 2023 No.44055356 File: 253 KB, 1200x1373, 1679223658897319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will NOT be responsible with magic, I WILL tear apart the veil just to see what is on the other side. Why? Because it's there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:36:09 2023 No.44055384 Tag team match. Dhampir and Kiki Vs. Vampire and Shog The ultimate match of rivals in the Monster Wrestling Federation, available soon on pay per view. You don't wanna miss it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:41:31 2023 No.44055409 File: 147 KB, 1386x2048, 1785468654645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cat nap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:43:19 2023 No.44055418 Thinking about falling asleep in a deadly combo from a harpy: boob pillow and wing hug

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:44:37 2023 No.44055423 >>44055409 Yeah nap on this big boobas and tight

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:44:52 2023 No.44055426 File: 1.25 MB, 1287x1800, 1667931534278047.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you fall into the tank at DruellaLand

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:45:42 2023 No.44055434 >>44052281 underrated post

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:47:47 2023 No.44055441

>>44055316
>too nervous to join a club
>don't want to be hunted down by the sukeban girls after school
>teacher overhears your plight
>suggests (tells) you that you should join the manga club
>off in a secluded section of the school
>enter the room
>just a bunch of nerds awkwardly sitting around
>no one says anything for a while
>you eventually ask what everyone is reading
>talking begins and you all get to know each other
>come to learn that there are no senior members
>you're all first years
>ask how there can be a club if there was never one beforehand
>realize it's too late as the door slides open
>small gang of monsters waiting outside
>pyrow from the volleyball team looks at you and licks her lips
>no longer have to worry about getting jumped while going home
>now forced to attend weekend volleyball matches instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:48:04 2023 No.44055443 >>44055426 I still find it funny she has a ore named after her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:50:53 2023 No.44055465 File: 156 KB, 1613x1969, Fqy9zDLaYAAzUl9.jfif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44052281 Maybe just a little bit of choc...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:59:01 2023 No.44055498 whats the stupidest idea you've had recently? my current one is that druella rider kicks women to corrupt them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:59:22 2023 No.44055503 File: 3.76 MB, 2500x3400, bakeneko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44055465 Do not trust the choco kot. She wishes to steal your seed, and trick you into a binding pact.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:59:49 2023 No.44055505 >>44055316 If a pyrow wants to court me she'll have to be a bit nerdy too. I won't accept any girl that can't beat me in board games.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:00:42 2023 No.44055510 >>44055498 Does eldritch titty milk that turns you into a abyssal abomination count.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:00:54 2023 No.44055511 File: 602 KB, 1000x2037, cded9786b09157070c121d21a8d13c1c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44055503 Oh...no?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:02:01 2023 No.44055515 >>44055465 >>44055503 This, you'll be Tom'd in seconds. Days later you'll find yourself working to provide for her and give her snacks while she lies on the couch all day in loose clothes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:02:18 2023 No.44055518 >>44055498 i like when a surprise sea bishop kicks down the door or busts through a window in a landlocked area

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:04:57 2023 No.44055531

>>44055498
>Druella rider kicks women to corrupt them
sounds fun
>woman being sad about her love life
>"LILIMU KICKU!"
>Druella crashes into the woman with a dice kick
>theres an explosion of purple energy
>theres a dazed and confused succubus on the floor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:05:30 2023 No.44055532 >>44055515 Not on my watch, the Molly will be fit and work in the garden with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:06:21 2023 No.44055535 >>44055518 >>Eros has decreed it, it must be so >Also this was the only way she could figure out a way around your thalassophobia

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:07:10 2023 No.44055538 >>44055535 not poseidon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:08:27 2023 No.44055547 >>44055538 Poseidon would work around it by just tossing you in the very literal deep end and saying "SWIM BITCH"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:09:39 2023 No.44055552 >>44055538 All the gods in MGE are the same person multi tasking pretending to be multiple identities, the conspiracy continues.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:11:02 2023 No.44055560 >>44055552 what a weird marketing stunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:11:52 2023 No.44055563 File: 242 KB, 800x800, __yakumo_ran_touhou_drawn_by_tokono_touhi__d5223279861880134b361ba4698a9747.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44055316 You can't make me join your dumb club. I will not have friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:12:07 2023 No.44055565 >>44055535 >a free boat ride, you say? >how could I refuse!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:12:56 2023 No.44055572 File: 118 KB, 850x1045, 1552348066231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44055133

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:15:16 2023 No.44055582 >>44055316 I'd hang out with delinquents in one of those silly Bōsōzoku gangs japan used to have. Motorcycles are cool

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:15:30 2023 No.44055584 >>44053700 A deer!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:16:25 2023 No.44055589 >>44055584 A female deer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:16:48 2023 No.44055592 File: 247 KB, 1182x1578, Fu7eTG0WAAA_P0R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hiring non shog/kiki maids was a mistake. cant fire her now though, we are already married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:20:17 2023 No.44055606 >>44055563 You vill join ze club, you vill live out ze best years ov your life, you vill own pleasant memories, and you vill be happy. Ze tanuki haf declared it.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:21:11 2023 No.44055612
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>Some idiot tries to tame the Hellhound.
>Looks like this 10 minutes later.
>Fathers hellpups with her.
>Hellpups grow into Hellhounds.
>Each Hellhound finds an idiot who tries to tame her.
And the cycle repeats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:23:00 2023 No.44055619 >>44053700 I don't really care for centaur types that much but Whitehorn are great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:23:04 2023 No.44055620 >>44055612 The Houndemic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:25:00 2023 No.44055628 File: 118 KB, 800x600, 1643612539629-3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44055612 Life uh finds a way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:27:26 2023 No.44055638 >>44055612 That won't be me fathering hellpups because I always practice safe sex. Always wear protection!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:29:47 2023 No.44055648 File: 450 KB, 1638x1933, 14354359453845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon is weak to bad girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:31:23 2023 No.44055651 File: 848 KB, 900x1200, Hellhound POV Picture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44055638 >Thinks he would be allowed to wear a condom. You're even stupider than the typical fool who tries to tame the hound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:32:59 2023 No.44055657 File: 482 KB, 665x813, 1688689637446923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need cold

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:33:18 2023 No.44055661 >>44055638 >Hellhound assumes the hunting position >Anon says time out I need a condom >She looks at you and just laughs, shes says it's fine she don't need no stinking condoms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:33:39 2023 No.44055663 I wish I can become friend with a dark elf since we're both Dom we can't attract each other but we could still smoke and talk about our misfortune in love, both working as bouncers or mercs

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:35:24 2023 No.44055669
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>>44055663
Maybe you two could get a second wife and dom her together. It would mean the Dark Elf would be considered to have weird sexual tastes by her fellows though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:36:05 2023 No.44055678 >>44055612 Ahhhh. The circle of life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:37:07 2023 No.44055682 >>44055638 You don't need protection Anon! Your wife will make sure you and your kids are always safe!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:37:53 2023 No.44055685 >>44055669 Nah, that's would rob her from her fated one. Just casual friend and coworker trying to make through and helping each other

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:39:24 2023 No.44055694 >>44055515 Don't know what tom means so I'm immune to being "Tom'd" I cannot lose!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:40:00 2023 No.44055697 >>44055498 ive been thinking about spartoi, which in the legend is "sown men" from dragons teeth, and the leak or planned girl is going to be a skeleton with the strength of a dragon, so then i was thinking about a wyvern spartoi for dragon²

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:42:00 2023 No.44055703 >>44055685 >her fated one But that's (You), that's precisely who this Dark Elf needs to carry out her perverted fantasies since mamono can't have proper yuri relationships.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:43:07 2023 No.44055704 >>44055651 >>44055661 Hellhounds are good girls and good girls would never make their partner cream pie them without permission! They'd end up getting called a bad girl and stop instantly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 06:59:41 2023 No.44055759 >>44055703 I don't know, I don't see myself with one since it's at the antipode of what I search in a wife but we have the "same taste" in some way. I don't know, if I make myself clear. Eros has the final word anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:00:07 2023 No.44055763 >Titania pressed against my window outside >"Dude let me in, I'm a Fairy. Don't you believe in Fairies?" Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:02:09 2023 No.44055767 >>44055759 >Eros has the final word anyway. You WILL tease your kiki maid all night together with your Dark Elf wife to the point that poor kiki cums just from any touch and you WILL be happy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:04:25 2023 No.44055777 >>44055763 Just because she's seven feet tall doesn't mean she's not a fairy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:05:08 2023 No.44055781 >>44055767 It's really tempting but can I really love equally two wife? I can't even get one IRL. Seems like someone will be let down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:05:56 2023 No.44055785 >>44055777 >that post >those numbers What did titanias mean by this? I always thought that they were petite, are the cosmic forces trying to tell me that they're a foot taller than me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:06:18 2023 No.44055787 >>44055785 Dude let me in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:07:36 2023 No.44055791 >>44055785 The almighty is telling you to marry that Titania she is your soulmate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:07:50 2023 No.44055792 Don't let Titania in. Don't let Titania in. Don't let Titania in... Don't let Titania in! DON'T LET TITANIA IN-

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:08:54 2023 No.44055796 >>44055787 I think if she's that big she can just let herself in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:10:00 2023 No.44055799 >>44055787 >Curvy and tall milf Titania presses her huge boobs against the window >"Dude let me in, I'm a fairy"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:10:57 2023 No.44055803 File: 2.65 MB, 1782x2922, 79950beae889c5d9b0f79f8c46aa4b69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44055799 [Unlocking noises]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:12:41 2023 No.44055806 >>44055791 That's impossible. I would never date a titania. I'm holding out for some giant monster with an unhealthy obsession to break into my home and drag me off into the woods. What kind of itty bitty fairy could do that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:16:18 2023 No.44055817 File: 107 KB, 900x893, Vidya Titania.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dude can you go pick up some chips?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:20:21 2023 No.44055829 >>44055817 Chips are the devil's lettuce. I have cured meats and cheeses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:20:59 2023 No.44055835 >>44055829 >wine-sampling and eating various cheeses with Titania

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:37:39 2023 No.44055896 Mamono to jump out the heli with this song? https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=eLAUsuksF84&feature=share

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:41:37 2023 No.44055912 >>44053463 Magi red had been out of it for some time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:45:36 2023 No.44055923 File: 558 KB, 1365x2048, AnotherWeirdFox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do these foxes look like they've just got a makeover done by a disco clown?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:48:54 2023 No.44055936 >>44055923 3D turned into a fox. Some bad habits stay I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:55:45 2023 No.44055962 >>44054501 >show ochimusha your rifle >expect her to tell you swords are superior and then rape you >instead she thinks it's the coolest thing ever >two days later she's acquired a minigun

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:55:48 2023 No.44055963 >>44055923 New gyaru flavor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:59:36 2023 No.44055983 >>44055962 Based ochimusha, you will be well protected anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:00:12 2023 No.44055984 File: 355 KB, 1365x2048, WeirdFox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44055963 Pyrows are gonna either be their best friends or fiercest rivals...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:02:54 2023 No.44055997 >>44055963 Taste like Schtroumpfs candies ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:09:41 2023 No.44056017 >>44055792 idk man, she looks cute and I love huge boobers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:10:12 2023 No.44056018 >>44056017 Well I don't!

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:18:25 2023 No.44056048
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>>44056018
you sabbath folks are downright peculiar, you need to move back to your big ole cities, we country fellers round here love our boobers big and our wives ripe and juicy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:27:21 2023 No.44056085 >>44055984 >the spade Gee, I wonder how she likes the coffee she mentioned. Never date former 3DPD mamono, the risk isn't worth it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:32:58 2023 No.44056102 >>44055997 cotton candy vape

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:36:52 2023 No.44056114 File: 123 KB, 452x541, 1676778224183117.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster girl would glomp me and talk to me in rawr speak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:39:12 2023 No.44056126 >>44056114 man's got a strong back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:40:55 2023 No.44056138 >>44055498 Putting mouth guards on dragons and other sharp teethed monsters when getting blown is a must, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:41:44 2023 No.44056144 >>44056085 Thats not a spade, it's a square clover of clubs. Get your card suits right next time, or else the ancient Tarot Trumparts are gonna curse ya

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:42:21 2023 No.44056147 Protip: to defeat the Lilim, fuck her until she cums

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:45:23 2023 No.44056157 >>44056147 That's 12 seconds I'm never getting back though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:47:27 2023 No.44056167 defeat city pyrows by taking them on multi kilometer uphill hikes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:55:37 2023 No.44056197 >>44056167 But wouldn't that be really tiresome to me as well?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:58:30 2023 No.44056215 >>44056197 sound like you need to get out more anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:59:55 2023 No.44056220 >>44056197 >t. omega fat lardform only the dreaded feeder succ will have you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:01:49 2023 No.44056234 >>44056167 >she shows up in high heels gonna be a long day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:03:05 2023 No.44056240 >>44056167 great idea anon, the Highlands are great this time of year

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:03:23 2023 No.44056244 >>44056167 and when she finally reaches the end, and you're in the middle of nowhere - confess and propose she won't be able to say no, or you will just leave her there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:03:32 2023 No.44056246 >>44056114 Chesh doing it ironically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:04:34 2023 No.44056255 >>44056244 that's sounds rather mean anon, how about you just enjoy the view and have lunch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:05:25 2023 No.44056256 >>44056114 Imp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:27:07 2023 No.44056341 >>44055923 She looks retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:28:22 2023 No.44056347 >>44056341 moth dust, the new drug on the MGC streets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:32:25 2023 No.44056368 >>44056347 what does it do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:33:06 2023 No.44056372 File: 1015 KB, 1200x1100, 1689566126066999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:34:06 2023 No.44056375 >>44056197 Yes. The pyrows would just laugh at my belly flab and move on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:34:16 2023 No.44056377 >>44056372 >the order of our lady of the duster

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:34:23 2023 No.44056378 >>44056368 make you horny, same as the rest of them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:34:31 2023 No.44056379 >>44056372 Rivals!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:35:18 2023 No.44056383 >>44056368 make you the big dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:36:29 2023 No.44056388 File: 11 KB, 100x100, 1637080945606.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44055829 >Chips are the devil's lettuce. You mean they're like weed, or Devils literally use them as lettuce replacement?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:46:05 2023 No.44056444 >>44056388 Demons and devils always tossing Anon's salad.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:12:08 2023 No.44056560

>>44055817
I like the idea of my house getting infested with fairies and pixies. Where one day it's just you, and the next, you've got almost a dozen of them taking up residence in your house with a titania for good measure. And they take random places and turn them into bedrooms
>Top shelf of the closet
>End table in the hallway
>Drawer of a desk
>Inside a decorative football helmet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:13:19 2023 No.44056567 >>44056444 that's rude, what if it falls on the ground and gets dirty? didn't their moms teach them not to play with food or bother someone else when he's trying to eat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:16:20 2023 No.44056578 What's the point of succubi if all monstergirls want to fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:28:55 2023 No.44056631 >>44056578 >That’s when all succubi became beast girls the end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:29:10 2023 No.44056634 >>44056578 Not everyone needs a gimmick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:37:21 2023 No.44056662 >>44056578 Because she's the (monster girl)^2, within MGE it's THE original mamono

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:39:16 2023 No.44056668 File: 797 KB, 900x900, 159833e0b26eb1c1c1605a77766e6a22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Come on! Touch it already! You know you want to!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:41:53 2023 No.44056681 >>44056662 Wouldn’t harpies be considered that too, because I thought they were a all female race similar to the fairies and amazons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:42:05 2023 No.44056683 >>44056668 (X) touch fluffy tailfeathers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:46:37 2023 No.44056702 >>44056668 Show me the talons, baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:51:19 2023 No.44056712 >>44056668 Such big talons, the talons of a dangerous bird of prey.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:55:13 2023 No.44056725
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Being a mailman in hellhound territory is hard work. You can’t outrun them let alone get your job done without getting your ass spanked and being catcalled a million times. At least they shove dollar bills in your pants as compensation. Can you believe they only do it because it’s “fun” and not because they see you as a threat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:00:04 2023 No.44056750 >>44056725 Sadly for them print media is declining.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:00:37 2023 No.44056754 >>44056560 That just won't do. Time to buy a big dollhouse or three for all the fairies to live in, so they stop slumming it up in random corners.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:08:52 2023 No.44056794 File: 792 KB, 2714x4096, 1631915160690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44056750 On the other hand, food delivery is doing alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:11:06 2023 No.44056805 >>44056725 Just send mail with a mortar. Hellhound are a blight on modern society. Cat are respectful at least and won't annoy anyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:14:29 2023 No.44056824 >>44056805 Young cats throw tantrums, climb trees, and refuse to go down until a handsome firefighter takes them down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:14:58 2023 No.44056828 Chesh won't be so smug when I present her with a marriage ring.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:24:13 2023 No.44056868

>>44056754
>fairies and pixies and mini-livingdolls in a dollhouse mansion
>they insist you don't close it and keep it fourth-wall-less, under the excuse that there's more rooms that way
>they still act as if there was a fourth wall and they were in the comfort of their own homes
>this is fine most of the day, but when they change clothes ot masturbate you can see everything
>it's like they're showing off for you on purpose, despite how innocent they act before and afterwards
>they still pay the rent on time though, so dont wanna kick them out
and dont get me started on the mini-mice girls, those rodents are something else entirely

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:32:40 2023 No.44056896 Imagine a Manticore's tail thrashing around behind her when she's happy like a Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:34:31 2023 No.44056908 >>44056896 Imagine being with manticore and hellhound in same room

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:38:18 2023 No.44056930 >>44056908 Imagine being pinned beneath a hellhound after you've been gone for a year

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:39:26 2023 No.44056935 >>44056930 Where I was away for a year

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:41:12 2023 No.44056951 >>44056935 Military

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:52:11 2023 No.44057010

I do like the idea of dog girls going absolutely nuts after not seeing you for a long time
A childhood friend reunion after like 10 years where a hellhound just looks at him, silently drags him to her room and then engages in the infamous 72+ hour crying and cuddling session occasionally broken up by feverish licking all over his face

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:55:22 2023 No.44057025 >>44056896 It must be a hassle because of the bulb's mass and spines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 11:56:15 2023 No.44057028 >>44056951 What was hellhound doing alone in my house for a year

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:05:47 2023 No.44057091 >>44057028 Getting fucked by Tyrone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:07:50 2023 No.44057105 >>44057028 Sleeping? I don't know 1 year is too much and don't see why she didn't join you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:10:07 2023 No.44057115 I hope someone prepare another thread since this thread is about to be bump off. It already on 4 thread to be bump off

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:14:44 2023 No.44057148 >>44057115 Two threads somewhere higher just got deleted, and the three below can't be bumped. /jp/ has been faster lately, but it still takes time to get bumped off this spot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:15:25 2023 No.44057153 >>44057028 Housekeeping

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:16:04 2023 No.44057162 >>44057105 The anwser is ntr

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:16:22 2023 No.44057165 File: 2.19 MB, 1434x1113, bfd2c9d28b29b9739d99fc6008f69926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I swear, Dragons have no decency...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:16:56 2023 No.44057170 >>44057165 Wait until you see the dragons from Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:19:59 2023 No.44057190 >>44057170 Jabberwocks aren't dragons I'm afraid. The reality is that they're actually a type of pig, as you see they eat too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:33:20 2023 No.44057247 File: 97 KB, 900x600, food-fight-squirrel-and-chipmunk-terry-deluco.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think that Ratatoskrs bully chipmunk girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:34:52 2023 No.44057255 >>44057028 She took up knitting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:35:27 2023 No.44057262 >>44057028 The loyal watch dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:50:05 2023 No.44057331 File: 210 KB, 1280x1811, warfarin_by_healgoart_dfmtbd8-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real dead hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:51:26 2023 No.44057338 File: 179 KB, 1112x1200, IxCBlVvn_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44057331 Let me look for a shovel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:51:41 2023 No.44057341 >>44057331 I'm busy with proofreading, stop distracting me with bloodsuckers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:52:30 2023 No.44057346 File: 423 KB, 512x768, _i_can_fix_her_i_swear___by_monstergirlai_dfh6y44.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44057341 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:52:53 2023 No.44057347 >>44057338 American bone dragon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:54:03 2023 No.44057354 File: 895 KB, 1259x1850, 1616219582008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44057331 Everybody's at the beach

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:55:26 2023 No.44057357 File: 634 KB, 1329x1264, 1546784729512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44057354 Life's a beach.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:55:42 2023 No.44057359 File: 269 KB, 1865x1681, 1688699136483475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna call undead pussy cold

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:56:57 2023 No.44057366 >>44057357 Wonder if banshees would like cry babies like her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:00:56 2023 No.44057376 >>44057357 I love how that pic became an ultra busty wisp due to how she's holding the beach ball.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:01:49 2023 No.44057382 File: 655 KB, 1400x1300, 1557953117350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44057376 Got the edit too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:03:17 2023 No.44057385 >>44057382 Fantastic. Need a modestly yandere wisp that keeps the cage more for "You're burning out" use than "You're here forever now"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:04:58 2023 No.44057394 File: 472 KB, 900x1510, 1513384022587.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44057359 I'm going to make undead pussy warm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:17:21 2023 No.44057473 >>44057359 Fat wight ass on my face as an impromptu cooling device. Just going to waltz into an undead demon realm and pile as many zombies on myself as needed to lower the damn temperature

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:20:36 2023 No.44057500 I'm always torn between the feline species and the undead. Its a strange life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:21:27 2023 No.44057507 >>44057366 Maybe a Banshee Bogey hybrid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:21:30 2023 No.44057508 File: 512 KB, 1124x1400, manticore__monster_girl_encyclopedia__by_deprimert_ned_dg2xt0j.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:22:55 2023 No.44057520 >>44057500 undead feline, no need to thank me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:25:49 2023 No.44057547 >>44057520 I dunno, vampiric jinkos, spectral werecats, and nekomata liches all seem pretty strong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:27:57 2023 No.44057564 >>44057547 >vampiric jinkos Jiangshi Jinko is a better combo IMO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:29:27 2023 No.44057573 >>44057547 catnip gets them all still

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:30:13 2023 No.44057577 >>44057564 Nah, too stiff, they gotta stay limber, even if it does double down on them being muscle massage sluts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:31:50 2023 No.44057594 >>44057577 In that case I propose a Ghoul Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:33:07 2023 No.44057605 >>44057594 That would be pretty strong, especially with their paralyzing touch.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:36:04 2023 No.44057628
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>Marry ryu
>Go on walk through town
>Asked by 12 hebis we’ve never met before to become our shrine maiden
>Say no but they follow us anyways
>Only the married ones leave us alone
>We get home and hebis are still following us
>Think to ignore them
>They redecorate the entire outside of the home to look like a shrine
>Show up everyday to help with yard work and add more toriis, expand the sand garden and add more shrines
Why are hebis so weird?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:40:49 2023 No.44057670 >>44057628 It is the natural order of things, like how cleaning fish follow sharks and whales

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:43:54 2023 No.44057695 File: 188 KB, 1200x734, 1689662434172356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:51:57 2023 No.44057739 >>44057715 I can tell this isn't AI because, despite all the weird choices in composition, the AI would absolutely butcher the fuck out of this if it was responsible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:52:49 2023 No.44057743 >>44057165 Dear diary: the tail was fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:54:17 2023 No.44057754 File: 2.02 MB, 1133x1600, narmaya__summer_ver___commission__by_jefflink0113_de1cvty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:55:26 2023 No.44057765 >>44057670 So that's why Mersharks look so good, they have dedicated stylists following them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:57:21 2023 No.44057784 File: 1.33 MB, 2026x2865, 108125038_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:02:07 2023 No.44057832 >>44057473 The butts and thighs of wights, ice queens and tsuraras are first grade cooling apparatuses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:04:20 2023 No.44057849 File: 1.04 MB, 2000x2828, kashino_by_katoushinobu_de5a0q5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:04:36 2023 No.44057854 File: 3.52 MB, 3324x4096, FxTjRgpaIAAtiBk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:04:42 2023 No.44057855 File: 70 KB, 432x640, 1689616598121678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sexo with fatties

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:05:32 2023 No.44057869 File: 336 KB, 550x700, Slime62a_kojikojitw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Metal Slime

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:06:38 2023 No.44057883 File: 112 KB, 768x768, 1592598128877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch fluffy ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:12:41 2023 No.44057939 File: 941 KB, 3426x5528, 109384824_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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