Dont google "touhou hag"

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Anonymous Thu Jul 13 05:46:41 2023 No.44002120 [Reply] [Original]

Dont google "touhou hag"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 06:46:56 2023 No.44002415 I googled a few of the girls for the first time in a long time and google instant added fumo to the search.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 06:52:05 2023 No.44002442 >>44002120 The first result was Okina for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 06:52:58 2023 No.44002445 I don't get it... Why does Yukari appear in so many images?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 07:52:54 2023 No.44002822 File: 1.17 MB, 1200x1200, 73685426_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn, hags in touhou look like THIS?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 08:23:52 2023 No.44002951 File: 415 KB, 1640x2316, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_shitacemayo__2a83371407ede027ec442600c557506f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] but she's not that old!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 09:46:12 2023 No.44003266 File: 268 KB, 1200x1600, FpkSxN_aUAAbjOB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So when do I get gapped?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 09:51:07 2023 No.44003290 >>44003266 After you fall into the pits of despair, decide to suicide, then by luck choose the right Japanese forest to wonder about in

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 09:51:44 2023 No.44003293 >>44003290 The first two have already happened, I just never thought about the forest part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 10:00:34 2023 No.44003340 >>44003293 Well how else are you supposed to get gapped unless you go there with the intent to kys? Gappy isn't omnipresent

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 10:03:32 2023 No.44003357 File: 54 KB, 903x835, reimu sign.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44003266 Just as soon as you are able. Use propane; it's painless and you already have the necessary components.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 11:38:41 2023 No.44003949 File: 485 KB, 1600x1200, fa40cedab6fdb4f0907965032a198f44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44002120 I wish I could sing with such passion

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 11:41:31 2023 No.44003973 >>44003357 This reminds me of a dude here in jp a while ago talking about how he had dreams with Gensokyo and was considering suicide after Reimu and Marisa suggested it.

Anonymous Thu Jul 13 12:59:12 2023 No.44004560
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>>44003973
Stupid dream demons need to leave innocent anons alone. Everyone that dreams of their wives from gochiusa anons to here seem to be visited by tricky dream demons that try convincing you to KYS during the most vivid dreams.
Remember anon, your waifu does NOT want you to kill yourself!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 13:10:03 2023 No.44004667 >>44002442 What counry are you from? I heard the results are differ by country. No im totally not a CIA agent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 13:23:53 2023 No.44004750 File: 513 KB, 560x700, 1670172779253982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44002120 Wow, I'm so lucky to be on a date with a 17 year old!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 15:27:22 2023 No.44005690 >>44002951 Oh, that's a shame because I love elegant, older women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 15:41:07 2023 No.44005795 >>44004560 your waifu does not want anything from you she doesnt know you and does not care about you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 16:21:17 2023 No.44006082 >>44003290 >>44003357 Instructions unclear, the abrahamic god is standing before me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 20:40:56 2023 No.44007938 File: 583 KB, 1500x2118, 1689280834851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please google "space movie 1992 imdb"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 20:42:54 2023 No.44007951 >>44007938 didn't know they made a movie about the moonies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 20:43:56 2023 No.44007958 >>44007951 That would be incest anon, not space movie 1992 imdb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 21:31:51 2023 No.44008278 All hags welcomed except Yuuka because she squishes balls when she gets angry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 21:34:19 2023 No.44008295 >>44008278 That would imply she doesn't crush the rest of you, or that the other geriatrics wouldn't do something similar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 21:45:29 2023 No.44008352 File: 324 KB, 434x585, Yukari_amused.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44007938 How about googling "1974 western flim by Jack Arnold"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 22:23:03 2023 No.44008625 >>44008352 That movie has a very catchy soundtrack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 02:37:26 2023 No.44010103 File: 112 KB, 1130x955, 1679086206797141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would hags put on at movie night?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 03:17:36 2023 No.44010321 >>44010103 hallmark movies and romcoms

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 03:39:33 2023 No.44010449 >>44010103 Liveleak night with the girls!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 04:05:02 2023 No.44010593 >>44010103 trashy romance movies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 04:16:29 2023 No.44010637 >>44010593 yukarin for sure. i can feel okina also like obscure pretentious bullshit of opinable quality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 04:18:53 2023 No.44010649 >>44002120 >>44003949 what is she singing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 06:25:50 2023 No.44011435 >>44010103 junko would watch Baby Boom

Anonymous Fri Jul 14 11:47:27 2023 No.44013127
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>>44010321
Pretending to like all the horrible cornball shit she would make you watch would be hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 12:49:09 2023 No.44013664 >>44013127 Fortunately I have enough experience watching to desensitize me thanks to my granny

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 13:56:26 2023 No.44014309 >>44010103 Videos of anon sleeping

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 21:35:31 2023 No.44017749 File: 451 KB, 1700x1200, 1688765205030065.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44014309 Is that like a live feed through a gap? Or a pre-recorded highlights reel showing things like him falling out of bed, Doremy giving him a nightmare etc?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 21:39:06 2023 No.44017769 >>44017749 I wish I had Yukarin's foot on my face

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 22:19:13 2023 No.44017978 >>44010103 golden girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 23:20:55 2023 No.44018299 >>44017749 keeners nobra saggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 23:43:25 2023 No.44018420 Do you think if you hugged Yukari tightly and told her you genuinely loved her, she would break down and cry?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 06:27:05 2023 No.44020301 >>44018420 For a 10000 year old sage, love is but a trivial matter for Yukari

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 08:05:08 2023 No.44020875 >>44020301 She says it's trivial, but she hasn't had any lover before... ... When was the last time Yukari has been hugged?

Anonymous Sat Jul 15 15:54:49 2023 No.44025802
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>>44018420
She values her image too highly to do that, at least in front of someone. She would probably say something trying to sound flippant and hastily excuse herself. She would at least start thinking hard in private due to not knowing how to react to or deal with such a thing.
>>44020875
She tricked faceblind, tailblind Chen into a hug once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 18:56:34 2023 No.44027366 >>44010649 >>44002120 https://youtu.be/CxKS8mFGRTw >>44003949 https://youtu.be/7Xja744Hsl0

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 01:55:22 2023 No.44030582 >>44018420 >Do you think if you hugged Yukari tightly and told her you genuinely loved her, she would break down and cry? she'd try and act cool but would masturbate furiously later when alone

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 08:17:31 2023 No.44032139 >>44017749 >pre-recorded highlights reel It would be this every hag would be invited to the highlight reel drinking party

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 09:12:59 2023 No.44032429 >>44030582 I wish she would stop gapping my dirty underwear

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 19:51:01 2023 No.44038336 bros I wanna spoil hags

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 21:52:24 2023 No.44039311 File: 269 KB, 825x1073, ed4a60cbc8a8b017a269b93f41ca4bdb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44038336 Me too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 22:58:09 2023 No.44039827 >>44038336 i want to make their laundry.

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 00:19:11 2023 No.44040473
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>>44005795
That's not true. I've had various dreams about Reimu, the SDM Gang and Suwakos Gang, never did one of the tell me to kill myself. They were always quiet nice to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 04:22:53 2023 No.44042620 File: 45 KB, 246x240, 1455659226869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the audacity of this thread. half of you dont even love your own mother

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 05:16:08 2023 No.44043035 >>44042620 She wouldn't do that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 08:51:21 2023 No.44044403 >>44038336 Simple, go live at your grandma's house

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 18:31:32 2023 No.44050374 >>44040473 like a random sane person would behave its nice of some youkais to be like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 03:07:45 2023 No.44054523 >>44039311 i want to romantically feed the glutton watching her try and hold back her appetite on a date would be adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:51:19 2023 No.44056462 File: 496 KB, 799x1028, Screenshot_2023-07-18-02-50-18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44002120 rip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:17:34 2023 No.44059069 >>44056462 Quit bullying Yukari google She is old and autistic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 23:36:20 2023 No.44062168 File: 278 KB, 1542x1478, 1676530999869529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44042620 Most hags would likely be poor mothers. At least one would definitely be a poor mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 02:06:21 2023 No.44062982 >>44002120 Bing and Duckduckgo use the mountain hag as the first result. I don't know if its a good thing or bad thing for yukari to lose her position as the designated hag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 12:43:32 2023 No.44066517 >>44062982 Being Yukari is suffering

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:32:37 2023 No.44072076 File: 358 KB, 729x729, 4e4059542735d4853053dbdcacd4577e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:20:34 2023 No.44072379 File: 3.22 MB, 1560x2182, 1663021228998407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop hag to hag violence

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:46:14 2023 No.44072526 >>44072379 they broke the rule... dont date your coworker

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:05:42 2023 No.44079455 File: 270 KB, 699x700, 040BAiJRYukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44072379 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 21:14:25 2023 No.44079789 File: 2.91 MB, 2700x2700, 1642323042323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44002120

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 21:21:22 2023 No.44079834
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>>44079789
This image arouses many questions.
Is yuyuko trying to signal you away, or closer?
What is Yukari thinking right now?
Is Yuyuko trying to help you or is she a false angel, a wolf in sheep's clothing?
How much has Yukari had to drink?
What would happen if you went home with her?
Would Yuyuko share, or keep you to herself if she is not to be trusted?

Sadly, all contact with this anon was lost shortly after this event transpired, so we can only ponder.

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 23:47:53 2023 No.44080638
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>>44079834
>Is Yuyuko trying to help you or is she a false angel, a wolf in sheep's clothing?
No chance of her having your best interests in mind. Arguably she's even less trustworthy than Yukari. Yukari's obviously shady from the second you meet her, so you will probably be wary. Meanwhile Yuyuko pretends to be a ditz to lull you into a false sense of security when she's anything but a ditz.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 03:17:04 2023 No.44082219 >>44025802 >she tricked faceblind, tailblind chen into a hug once Really? So cute!!! Too bad ran doesn't het the same treatment....

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 03:29:34 2023 No.44082315 >>44006082 what's her name? is she a cute hu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 03:41:36 2023 No.44082391 >>44080638 Is Yuyuko really that malicious? Even more so than Yukari at that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 03:57:32 2023 No.44082500 >>44082391 >Is Yuyuko really that malicious? Even more so than Yukari at that? naaa, she's nice but she's a lot more perceptive than she lets on she also works for Eiki

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:11:38 2023 No.44082591 >>44082500 So I’ve heard about her. Yuyuko doesn’t strike me as the mean type but rather one to tease and toy with someone.

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:38:45 2023 No.44082756
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>>44082391
Not necessarily more malicious, but she's probably not much more trustworthy than Yukari if she hides her nature like that. Besides, they're good friends and holding hands in that pic, they're definitely working together. You may just lower your guard and go along with whatever the two say because it can't be too bad as long as the funny, nice, pink one is there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:41:40 2023 No.44082764 I like to imagine that Yukari's youth is like Mother Gothel's from Tangled (Rapunzel) where if you suppressed her youkai powers somehow she'd age into a 150 year old troll in seconds.

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:52:01 2023 No.44084374

Being squished between Yuyuko and Yukari's fat hag bodies...
Having no hope of escape...
Accepting the fact you will be drinking only hag milk from their massive saggers soon...
Being fed the funny hourai elixir so not even death would grant you succor...

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:54:37 2023 No.44084397

>>44082756
Hm, never considered the idea that they would work together but it does make sense. Yuyuko lures them in with the ditzy nice girl act and Yukari likely goes in for the kill. Or maybe they’ll even double-team you.
Whatever it is that they’ll do to you.
I just hope they’re not too rough with anon…

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:00:10 2023 No.44084440 File: 363 KB, 1556x2047, AB85E53F-DA49-4DB7-92E2-43BFC70EEA10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44084374 Oh no what a terrible fate to suffer, being the object of fixation of two supernaturally beautiful women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:04:56 2023 No.44084478 Something tells me half of these posts might be Yuyuko and Yukari just gloating. I have no solid proof yet but if I

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:05:33 2023 No.44084484 >>44084478 No, NO ANON COME BACK TO US

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:12:15 2023 No.44084528 Reimu's thousand yard stare when her shrine is flooded whenever Yuyoko and Yukari visit and bring their tidal wave of pink and blonde haired half-youkai with them Reimu's existential crisis when they start calling her auntie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 16:24:13 2023 No.44086831 >>44084528 >Reimu's existential crisis when they start calling her auntie The horror

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 17:24:35 2023 No.44087166 >>44084478 >>44084484 Yu and Yu were nice enough to complete the captcha for him and hit post. I think he will be ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 17:28:29 2023 No.44087189 >>44087166 Atleast they're occupied now Surprising how hags can use technology like that Atleast we don't have to worry about kanak

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 02:18:51 2023 No.44090804 >>44087189 >Atleast we don't have to worry about kanak RIP anon forced into marriage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 06:17:14 2023 No.44092042 >>44087189 What would happen if a Hag entered /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 06:56:41 2023 No.44092250 File: 2.72 MB, 1400x2171, 1690008887362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44092042 I'll bully her until she leaves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 07:41:43 2023 No.44092429 File: 308 KB, 770x1100, __yakumo_yukari_and_maribel_hearn_touhou_drawn_by_nakatani_nio__994071495cb9c8358ff00ea0ef1a79ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are we ignoring the actual younger Yukari though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:17:40 2023 No.44092597 File: 1.60 MB, 2459x3516, 1665841585742847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44092429 I prefer the wiser one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 09:03:55 2023 No.44092860 >>44092429 I prefer Yukari over her daughter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 09:44:46 2023 No.44093086 >>44087166 I always complete the captcha before starting to type.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:31:23 2023 No.44093852 >>44093086 So how many mini Yu's can we expect to be terrorizing the hakurei shrine soon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:06:17 2023 No.44096710 >>44079789 Imagine the cuddles

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:15:51 2023 No.44096774 >>44084440 If you don't see why being the object of fixation of two millennia old women you are well on your way to becoming a cautionary tale bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 04:45:34 2023 No.44100550 File: 2.35 MB, 1794x1553, 77711616_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44096774 If anybody in this thread (myself included) could think things through they wouldn't be here lusting over someone as dangerous and autistic as Yukarin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:09:36 2023 No.44103798 File: 584 KB, 750x750, 1679317061243994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this really how hags reproduce?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:10:48 2023 No.44103817 Nothing bad can happen from being caught by Yukari though? >never have to work >she's a huge dork who will demand all your attention

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:15:24 2023 No.44106835 >>44062168 Mmm, fetus stew!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:16:25 2023 No.44106838 >>44062982 >search for touhou hag >fucking marisa is the first result I get what the fuck anons

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:20:16 2023 No.44106861 >>44087189 Kanako? Definitely the dorkiest hag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:23:54 2023 No.44106879 >>44103798 SAG ON SAG VIOLENCE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:39:33 2023 No.44106969 >>44106838 Yukari sometimes likes to pretend to be mahou shoujo and cosplay as Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 20:22:47 2023 No.44107309 >>44106969 Opening the door to find Yukari trying to fit into Marisa's clothes Even the ones she managed to slip on barely fit her

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 20:39:22 2023 No.44107444 File: 839 KB, 720x420, 11eee059be8df548cd6b18af98d94c3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can Yukari dance as well as Ran?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 20:42:58 2023 No.44107475 File: 3.00 MB, 3560x2500, 1682892787177775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44106838 Hagmari...

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 21:30:46 2023 No.44107892 >>44107475 This image feels wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 00:24:43 2023 No.44109092 File: 131 KB, 800x970, 1663262163882405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44107475 Where's okina pretending to be marisa?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 00:50:57 2023 No.44109265 >>44107892 Yes but only because okina isn't there. >>44109092 That artwork was probably made before the release of touhou 16, so she didn't even exist yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 16:38:39 2023 No.44115797 >>44107475 Kanako looks really sexy in Sanae's clothes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:57:17 2023 No.44118014 >>44107475 how does Eirin pull off Reisen's clothes so well

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:45:56 2023 No.44120348 File: 156 KB, 850x949, 2938232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44115797 Kanako looks sexy no matter what she wears

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:17:19 2023 No.44120438 File: 1.92 MB, 2000x2000, 1690265778530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kasen just googled "touhou hag"!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:34:53 2023 No.44120486 File: 146 KB, 806x1110, IMG_1281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44107475

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:41:46 2023 No.44120508 >>44092429 >young >Yukari Well that just defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:52:03 2023 No.44120536 >>44120508 she's just 17 after all. a rare example of baba-jk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:37:21 2023 No.44120657 >>44002120 Yukari? Heh... more like Yuckari!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:37:44 2023 No.44120873 File: 755 KB, 974x1241, 1690121144251702.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120438 Does Kasen counts as a hag?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:42:30 2023 No.44120898 >>44120873 Kasen has no hag energy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 09:17:01 2023 No.44121074 >>44120873 Kasen is over 1000 years old she is one of the super hags

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:17:17 2023 No.44125041 >>44121074 True But she doesn't give off a mature feeling She's more like a big sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:18:31 2023 No.44125051 File: 1.88 MB, 1232x1740, Yukari Snooze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44103817 I want to cuddle and doze with Yukari

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:23:11 2023 No.44125086 >>44125041 this anon get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:29:13 2023 No.44125121 >>44103817 You would die eventually due her forgetting either that humans are very fragile, or that humans need to eat and drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:05:32 2023 No.44125781 File: 282 KB, 1200x1600, FwJwvh9aYAAH1oN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120348 Agreed. Kanako's mature allure is just too sexy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:54:36 2023 No.44127201 File: 107 KB, 850x993, cosplay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118014 she just does

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:18:42 2023 No.44127367 >>44125121 Gappy isn't that unattentive or reckless And she eats and drinks too, so she'll keep her prized possession well cared for

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:37:14 2023 No.44127474
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>>44125121
>>44127367
You would be taken care of: by Ran. If not for her Yukari would run out of clean laundry and starve to death. Centuries of having an S-rank maid handle every estate affair has made her weak in household skills. Ran would appreciate having someone capable of doing their own chores and lightening her workload. She would gladly let you be in charge of Yukari's care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:00:34 2023 No.44127576 File: 1.20 MB, 1075x1165, 1690329602676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120873 Kasen only counts as a hag near Reimu. Same dynamic as Shinki near Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:05:23 2023 No.44129430 File: 1.68 MB, 1462x1356, 1663517991710813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44125051 There wouldn't be enough room

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:07:39 2023 No.44129445 >>44129430 i'll ask shimmy for help then slip into her boobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:32:43 2023 No.44129558 File: 550 KB, 1181x404, 1673944299769035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We shall define what is a hag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:58:28 2023 No.44129683 >>44129558 i cant believe urumi and ran are not in the hag group, they give the strongest mommy vibes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:59:17 2023 No.44129692 File: 554 KB, 1181x404, 1690349563879116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44129558 >>44129558

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 06:16:40 2023 No.44129766
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>>44129683
Fair enough, I don't know why I didn't put these two up. Even ZUN can't think of Urumi as something other than a mom. I must have been caught up in the hag feeling less like mom and more like grandma or wine aunt at times but this doesnt make a lot of sense.
I do however reject your unwillingness to be exhaustive, even if there is a hierarchy and some hags are more believed than others. On that note I could have included Mima on the borderline section for her relationship with Marisa which is borderline motherlike and so I could see the argument for it as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:07:46 2023 No.44131503 File: 303 KB, 1513x1950, 07A6AC52-34A7-4AAA-9D63-605398890094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44129445 You sure you can handle that sheer amount of youkai breasts? Yukari will definitely tease you if you can’t.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:11:47 2023 No.44131541 >>44131503 yukarin-sama, train me too!! onegai!

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:22:03 2023 No.44131623
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>>44109092
Okina is more of a fairy person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:48:23 2023 No.44131842 >>44131503 I wish I was Yukari's tiny pet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:54:40 2023 No.44131889 File: 393 KB, 599x622, 1660681742872999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44002120

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:04:21 2023 No.44131997 File: 66 KB, 510x414, lefrownuponsodomyface.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44131889 This is a guy isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:05:20 2023 No.44132007 >>44131997 no but it is what you think it is.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:27:50 2023 No.44133226
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>>44131541
You’re in for a harsh regime if you accept. But I’m sure she’d be glad to have a little student to toy with- I mean, “teach” in a hands on fashion.

>>44131842
Same. Although you have to admit being the pet of such a powerful youkai is a dangerous proposition to say the least. Especially if she gets bored.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:34:08 2023 No.44133264 File: 3.61 MB, 1821x1610, 1675929527859661 - Copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44133226 I'd massage her huge qt feet and do whatever she wanted so she'd never get bored of me haha

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 16:05:37 2023 No.44133452
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>>44133264
Imagine being small enough that even her big toe could effortlessly smother and dominate you…
But massaging her haggy soles would definitely be a nice way of getting on her good side as would catering to her whims. You may have to entertain her underlings as well like rubbing Ran’s fox feet or playing hide and seek with Chen for a few examples.
But at the end of the day, you are Yukari’s special little toy/pet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 22:14:46 2023 No.44136121 >>44131842 She killed all her pets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 06:18:49 2023 No.44138958 >>44129430 imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 06:24:38 2023 No.44138997 >>44138958 i would sniff yukarin-sama without any shame or regret

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 06:34:05 2023 No.44139071 >>44138997 same but I'd sniff any of the hags honestly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 07:51:14 2023 No.44139527 >>44139071 God what I would give to shove my head into Ran's tails and inhale. I'd pass on Mamizou's though, probably too stinky and reeks of alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 08:23:29 2023 No.44139668 File: 18 KB, 500x400, 1688943742739683.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dorky hag. Also, does momma swax count as a hag?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 08:41:48 2023 No.44139742 File: 304 KB, 2048x1636, 1690447191176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44139668 Isnt she one of the oldest god out there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 08:46:25 2023 No.44139772 >>44139668 >does momma swax count as a hag? i'm afraid not, she got the age but not the vibes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 09:03:25 2023 No.44139873 File: 1.51 MB, 2894x4093, 1687016774067989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44139772 Her attempts at fitting in with the kids are just as cringy as any hag's though...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 09:35:06 2023 No.44140054 File: 225 KB, 800x612, 15132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44139668 the last thing suwacko want is hanging out with a group of lame virgin hags

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 15:02:37 2023 No.44142246 >>44133452 God I wish >>44136121 Nah

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 15:07:33 2023 No.44142282 >>44142246 You will NEVER be toyed with by a giant whimsical hag and maybe given to her underlings for their own enjoyment ever…

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 16:18:46 2023 No.44142840 >>44142282 You will never end up earning their love and affection so they love doting on you ;-;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 17:21:51 2023 No.44143301 >>44103817 Hahaha! Nothing bad ever happens to the Yakumos! Aaaahhhhh!~

Anonymous Thu Jul 27 17:57:27 2023 No.44143567
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>>44139873
Suwako-sama. i pray to you. Please give me the best blowie with that unnaturally long and thick tongue of yours. The tongue with over 2000 years of experience. I need cock crushing, mind melting, pelvis pulverising, abdomen aberrating, cum cruising never seen hitherto or ever after.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 17:59:42 2023 No.44143590 File: 41 KB, 500x741, 719382514601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love this little gap hag like you wouldn't believe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 18:11:15 2023 No.44143702 I hope the writehaganon returns to continue his story from the last hag thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 18:43:20 2023 No.44144000 File: 991 KB, 850x1293, 1688201997963039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44143590

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 19:14:26 2023 No.44144203 >>44129558 toyo-chan wants to be a hag! the problem is with her dear sister, which for some reason still hasn't given her a granchild. hurry up, yorihime!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 20:14:23 2023 No.44144702 Pelting a haghu with affection until she cracks! Getting a haghu addicted to my touch! Making a haghu so reliant on my affection she won't be able to sleep anymore unless I hold her hand!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 20:23:34 2023 No.44144794 >>44144000 >sees you are awake >asks if you awoke what kind of question is that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 20:35:54 2023 No.44144893 try harder, zoom zoom

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 21:39:25 2023 No.44145215 >>44142840 Man that would be nice huh? A giant hag pouring affection on you. I can think of a few possible examples already like Yuyuko giving you nice food or Yukari showing you all sorts of amazing sights inside Gensokyo and beyond.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 02:30:22 2023 No.44147184 File: 3.56 MB, 3500x3500, 01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a youkai that will let you experience anal sex before taking your vaginal sex virginity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 02:49:04 2023 No.44147293 >>44143702 ... hag story?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 03:20:35 2023 No.44147430 File: 356 KB, 708x1000, c9b484288c0f2ee0bc562e4327253b35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna hold Okina as we fall asleep together why do hags make me feel these things

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 05:01:32 2023 No.44148037 >>44147293 >>/jp/thread/43808554#43920805

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 06:31:31 2023 No.44148473 >>44148037 Oh shit, that hag story Agreed, need more

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 06:34:03 2023 No.44148486 File: 249 KB, 425x600, 1677845160161791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 09:54:04 2023 No.44149399 File: 1.11 MB, 1000x1333, 77800516_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44148486 everyone had her but you married her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 14:43:30 2023 No.44151615 File: 236 KB, 868x1228, 1665246656673582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kanako's cute feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 15:29:06 2023 No.44151942 File: 276 KB, 1500x1500, FhMDFAzUAAEMXoG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44147430 >why do hags make me feel these things Brainwashing though hag propaganda or Okina's abilities.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 18:21:26 2023 No.44153110 File: 166 KB, 850x1202, 1688930111502236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44149399 Cease this slander I would never

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 18:43:26 2023 No.44153248 >>44151942 >Brainwashing though hag propaganda or Okina's abilities. Okina wouldn't do that because if the other hags found out they would make fun of her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 21:11:09 2023 No.44154221 File: 135 KB, 1000x1000, 2d61e1c84fb6627d3a4c0c5f947d92fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44151615 Kanako's womanly arches and soles

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 21:32:15 2023 No.44154347 >>44153110 >"I" g-guys? what is happening here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 22:16:10 2023 No.44154625 File: 1.44 MB, 2220x3106, 1682932532959606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44154347 Don't worry about it. Just have faith...

Anonymous Fri Jul 28 23:31:40 2023 No.44155176
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>>44153248
For using her abilities maybe, but the hags are all for and in on posting things to trick impressionable young men into thinking shifty, dangerous crones are superior to nice, human girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 23:37:44 2023 No.44155228 >>44155176 HAG SQUAD!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 00:44:43 2023 No.44155751 File: 1.51 MB, 2220x3106, no lips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44154625 Weird lips

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 01:13:48 2023 No.44155901 >>44155176 "Trick"? You mean to tell me human women are better? What are you going to say next, that the little purple-haired girl in the village is of marriageable age?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 04:01:47 2023 No.44156622 File: 49 KB, 421x691, F1VgB5ZWYAEUn8_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hills of Faith

Anonymous Sat Jul 29 05:10:11 2023 No.44156880
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>>44155901
>"Trick"?
Yes. Hags may seem appealing with their confident personalities, tremendous powers, and (sometimes) large breasts. But this is all a snare to try and lure poor human men in.
>You mean to tell me human women are better?
Well, human women cannot invite your death on a whim. They also cannot brainwash you into being a dancer, are unlikely to test shady drugs on you, and have some difficulty manipulating the boundary between your guts and outside of your body. Even if you think the hags wouldn't do these things to you, surely it makes sense to not give them the chance in the first place?
>What are you going to say next, that the little purple-haired girl in the village is of marriageable age?
Now that you mention it, she would be a better partner than any hag. Or heaven forbid, a f*iry...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 08:21:20 2023 No.44158080 >>44156880 >that picture Fucking Yukari

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 09:25:54 2023 No.44158455 I want to repeatedly tell Yukari I love her until her charisma breaks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 20:37:25 2023 No.44164167 >>44158455 Make sure you do it in front of all the other hags so any stories she's told them about wearing the pants in the relationship shatters

Anonymous Sat Jul 29 20:53:06 2023 No.44164245
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>>44156880
There is a world full of supernatural/exotic girls all of them with powers or abilities that could prove entertaining or useful to you. A lot of them are long lived or even immortal. Some of them even possess unnatural beauty (like Ran or especially Kaguya) yet you choose basic bitch yawn inducing roasties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:11:15 2023 No.44168764 File: 263 KB, 1023x724, __yakumo_yukari_saigyouji_yuyuko_hijiri_byakuren_yasaka_kanako_and_yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_zannen_na_hito__3ccf8f7d9e6f586f45872971fa5fe61a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hag volleyball team

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 05:27:30 2023 No.44168865 >>44168764 Byakuren would win the game alone while the others had to deal with their osteoporosis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:32:50 2023 No.44173269 File: 798 KB, 707x1000, Kanako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44154221 Making her flustered by complimenting them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 13:44:24 2023 No.44173395 >>44168764 cant see yuyu being good at any sport. she's probably there just to make chit-chat with her fellows hags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 14:10:56 2023 No.44173619 File: 582 KB, 775x610, __yakumo_yukari_yakumo_ran_and_chen_touhou_drawn_by_eijima_moko__17aaeca0bb0002a80d06d42d5f100603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44168764 Prepping for the game!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:49:36 2023 No.44175785 >>44168865 >>44173395 imagine all the thrown out hips and hurt backs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:57:49 2023 No.44175865 File: 142 KB, 1348x926, IMG_0870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44147184 Why the hell does she have the portal gun?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:18:53 2023 No.44176086 File: 104 KB, 640x626, IMG_0790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44143567 >tfw you will NEVER get throatfucked by Suwako-sama's long slimy tongue

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:24:34 2023 No.44176127 File: 443 KB, 1200x1409, 49ac416870d438a7ea5b7f17d41ba9ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44175865 Go into one gap and pop out of the other one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 19:26:58 2023 No.44176142 >>44176127 Not pictured: Yukari breaking her legs because long-fall boots were designed with people under 30 in mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:10:16 2023 No.44176509 >>44175785 Anon shows up offering massages

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 20:18:17 2023 No.44176567 >>44176509 you can fool the bakas but not eirin. she got a medical degree herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:24:40 2023 No.44179142 File: 7 KB, 800x512, You should be able to solve this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44176127

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:42:09 2023 No.44179302
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>>44179142
A because Chen has no momentum when leaving the gap. From her perspective, the world is moving around her when she leaves the gap and doesn't experience any motion other than gravity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:47:01 2023 No.44179359 File: 2.29 MB, 1919x946, touhou hag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44002120 FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:03:44 2023 No.44181684 Does anyone have that document specifying the consistency of each girl's feces? I need to consult on Ran and Chen for a commission.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 06:29:25 2023 No.44182443 hi is this the thread for seventeen year old girls discussions :DDDDDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:14:59 2023 No.44182733 >>44182443 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 20:32:16 2023 No.44188500 >>44182443 maybe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 21:55:21 2023 No.44189048 >>44176567 I didn't say I was a pro, just offering massages

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 04:00:26 2023 No.44191800 File: 883 KB, 804x452, cat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44182443 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 10:58:30 2023 No.44193480 >>44191800 Happy gappy

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 15:37:58 2023 No.44196614 >>44191800 Senile gappy

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 16:10:26 2023 No.44196792 >>44196614 do you feel sometimes that age is against you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 16:15:35 2023 No.44196840 >>44196792 Nah, unlike gappy I'm geniuinely youthful and vibrant!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 20:52:48 2023 No.44198891 >>44196840 You're not fooling anyone Eirin

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 21:43:52 2023 No.44199326 File: 338 KB, 1900x2533, 1683994322063880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44196840 You're in the same boat, Matara.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 21:52:37 2023 No.44199394 >>44191800 boob jiggle!

Anonymous Wed Aug 2 06:02:37 2023 No.44202653
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I want these old maidens to pass me around and take turns having their fun with me like kissing my forehead or ruffling my hair or smothering me in a booby hug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 06:08:52 2023 No.44202677 the monk doesnt give me hag vibes. she's more an onee-san, but apparently she's quite popular as an oba.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 07:51:15 2023 No.44203148 >>44202677 she's a hag whose successfully disguised herself as an onee-san via makeup and plastic surgery (youth-preserving magic)

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 08:03:31 2023 No.44203193 File: 205 KB, 635x377, worldly desires.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44203148 if you strip her powers away she will wither into an ancient old lady like the mom from tangled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 09:16:55 2023 No.44203511 File: 1.18 MB, 1600x1280, 1673243782949692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44191800 Silhouette looks like keener

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 14:56:31 2023 No.44206114 File: 1.06 MB, 1200x1600, 1670193212848764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sweaty granny

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 21:14:06 2023 No.44209204 I want a haghu to release all her pent up frustration on me (being cuddled real tight) I bet Yukari would start crying if you tried to peel away from her for any reason, even going to the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 22:31:13 2023 No.44209888 File: 2.57 MB, 1748x2481, 1684971720590028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44209204 Being cuddled by Yukari would be lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 22:38:52 2023 No.44209946 >>44196840 having [P] shoved up your backdoor isn't the same as youthness, Keeners

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 22:44:30 2023 No.44209991 File: 21 KB, 217x196, 1458168082525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44209888

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 22:46:26 2023 No.44210002 >>44209991 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 22:52:49 2023 No.44210059 >>44210002 hag tricks. you fell for it. so uncool

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 23:17:24 2023 No.44210280 File: 1.68 MB, 1154x1504, 1678726745230767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44210059 Shut up Reimu, Yukari a cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 23:21:35 2023 No.44210327 File: 187 KB, 700x900, 1663336287426045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44206114

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 3 02:40:21 2023 No.44211782 >>44210327 bet it tastes expired

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 3 14:44:18 2023 No.44216961 File: 575 KB, 789x1169, 1636692264388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 3 17:03:48 2023 No.44217844 >>44211782 Yukari is expired...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 3 17:13:57 2023 No.44217895 File: 147 KB, 400x507, 19347226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy Kanako day! Let's all do our best to make her very happy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 3 21:48:38 2023 No.44219617 File: 1.01 MB, 1067x1200, FuiZo5IacAA8jD2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44217895 Grats Kanakp

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 3 21:49:49 2023 No.44219621 >>44217844 But it says she's good for life!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 3 22:44:33 2023 No.44219901 kanacope is still virgin because shes unapproachable

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 3 23:42:03 2023 No.44220223 File: 994 KB, 1500x982, 1688329789658486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44219901 A distant beauty... Most will never reach the mountain's peak. Does that make it any less beautiful?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 00:04:48 2023 No.44220355 File: 2.60 MB, 1500x7881, letter to best girl in moriya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how to approach Kanako in one easy step

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 00:07:31 2023 No.44220367 >>44220355 this is not how you handle a megamegami like suwako-sama. she deserves the proper respect!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 01:26:58 2023 No.44220927 >>44220355 Classic. >>44220367 I'm hungry for frog legs tonight. Get the oven going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 01:34:47 2023 No.44220997 File: 97 KB, 397x393, 1452846166378.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44220355

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 01:43:18 2023 No.44221059 File: 218 KB, 588x1222, nightcrawling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44220997 snooze you lose

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 02:02:58 2023 No.44221239 File: 446 KB, 1280x1908, 1626393125509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44221059 :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 02:04:02 2023 No.44221253 File: 493 KB, 1280x1903, 1626394328081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44221239

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 10:04:34 2023 No.44223284 Who would get more mushy and lovey-dovey? Yukari or Kanako? And I mean full on "please don't leave me" with teary eyes

Anonymous Fri Aug 4 10:27:06 2023 No.44223387

>>44223284
While there are plenty of examples in canon of Kanako being a worrywart and getting anxious fairly easily, Yukari definitely takes the cake there, at least if you were to actually get her to the point of opening up to you and being vulnerable. Consider how important her image already is to her, and ramp that concern for how others see her up exponentially for anyone she takes a romantic interest in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 12:41:00 2023 No.44224230 >>44223387 They really are built for charisma break

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 16:15:31 2023 No.44226246 File: 193 KB, 721x1024, 1687975028719056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44223284 I insist it's Kanako. My Millennium Maiden can't be this cute!

Anonymous Fri Aug 4 20:13:03 2023 No.44227873
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>>44223284
Kanako would get mushy more often but when Yukari gets mushy it would be more intense due to her trying to bottle it up to keep her demeanor. She may even become unintelligible at points.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 22:22:33 2023 No.44228558 >>44227873 Full on slurred speech? Can she even cope when she is reminder how she was crying and mumbling "I wuv u" into your chest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 5 01:02:29 2023 No.44229376 File: 235 KB, 850x1160, awkward confession.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think the letter ever got to the intended recipient.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 5 02:38:55 2023 No.44229919 Has anyone ever drawn Yukari as an actual hag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 5 02:40:09 2023 No.44229927 >>44229919 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 5 02:58:06 2023 No.44230000 >>44179359 get gapped then

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 5 05:08:26 2023 No.44230722 File: 360 KB, 600x831, 48911699_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44229919

Anonymous Sat Aug 5 05:34:30 2023 No.44230836

>>44228558
>Full on slurred speech?
Just "slurred" is generous. Sometimes it'll be understandable like "I wuv u" and sometimes it'll be "I aosu zop!"
>Can she even cope when she is reminder how she was crying and mumbling "I wuv u" into your chest?
She can't really, which is why you shouldn't make fun of her for it. That would only discourage her from being straightforward. Still, if she's being really smug about a silly human loving such a dangerous youkai or something similar, it might be worth throwing that in her face. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 5 06:26:45 2023 No.44231115 >>44230836 Just how bad could I expect it to get if she's reminded that humans have finite, mortal lifespans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 5 13:59:24 2023 No.44233770 File: 213 KB, 767x877, saggy haggy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44229919

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 5 14:12:36 2023 No.44233856 >>44231115 You say this as if she hasnt already gapped away hourai livers for this very reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 5 14:17:02 2023 No.44233880 File: 182 KB, 584x310, itsnotfair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44231115 Very sad, but bold assuming that she hasn't already uncapped the limit to your lifespan if she took a liking to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 5 14:19:07 2023 No.44233898 >>44233856 >>44233880 All I'm saying is that maybe I don't want a third youkai-lunarian war started just because I tried being polite to that pretty blonde lady who happened to be at the Hakurei Shrine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 6 05:17:28 2023 No.44236807 >>44233898 What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 6 08:08:36 2023 No.44237586 >>44233898 How would they ever know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 6 11:00:43 2023 No.44238252 >>44233898 Your wants are secondary to Yukari's Gappy wife, happy life, dead husbando makes gappy saddo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 7 04:53:35 2023 No.44246548 >>44238252 Trapped for eternity with Gappy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 7 14:54:47 2023 No.44250450 File: 2.20 MB, 3024x4032, 1676950035020674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44246548 That sounds like dying and being stuck in a personalized hell more than immortality

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 7 14:58:50 2023 No.44250499 File: 116 KB, 850x1300, gap_e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44250450 You will relearn your love for the septdecentennial seventeen year old! By force! Repeatedly!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 7 15:23:54 2023 No.44250798 >>44250450 It would appear her hand is distinctly missing a ring on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 7 15:45:16 2023 No.44251007 >>44039311 Is that your ultimate form???

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 7 15:47:43 2023 No.44251034 >>44080638 Yuyuko is a terrorist hiding a secret from us

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 7 15:51:13 2023 No.44251067 >>44084440 The will "literally" eat you diapers if you shit in them and let them go at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 7 16:02:22 2023 No.44251155 >>44250499 I would let this older woman have her way with me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 7 18:15:57 2023 No.44251963 >>44250450 The fate of anyone that gets snatched up by a yook At least she's eternally beautiful and can give you kids

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 02:08:01 2023 No.44254947 >>44251963 >can give you kids [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 02:13:00 2023 No.44254981 >>44254947 For Yukari, manipulating the boundary of fertility is an easy feat. Not scaring away potential husbands by coming on too strong in conjunction with her infamy, however, has seen much less success.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 02:18:33 2023 No.44255005 >>44230722 That’s not really a hag face, that’s a granny face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 02:56:35 2023 No.44255231 >>44254981 I'm not convinced. Give me a better answer, Yukari.

Anonymous Tue Aug 8 03:01:49 2023 No.44255263

>>44255231
If you want to be convinced you can test how fertile she is for yourself.
Please do so. I've been locked away in the Yakumo estate to help Yukari conceive for months now, I've only even been able to get on the internet by feeding Chen catnip and who knows how long it'll be until Ran finds o

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 03:24:15 2023 No.44255376 File: 963 KB, 2766x3638, 1664490916495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44255263 Another anon lost to the horrors of the Yakumo Correctional Facility, aka her basement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 04:51:07 2023 No.44255799 >>44255263 Your sacrifice will not be in vain. I've alerted the shrine maiden, and the tengu papers will be next.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 08:10:03 2023 No.44256906 File: 883 KB, 970x630, yuyuko72.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't believe this count as a hag

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 09:23:16 2023 No.44257258 I would submit to pretty much any haghu... There is no hope for me is there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 16:18:07 2023 No.44261425 >>44257258 Nope The old ladies have you wrapped around their fingers

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 16:22:21 2023 No.44261450 >>44261425 GIWTWM

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 16:32:21 2023 No.44261530 File: 654 KB, 900x900, 1688085999210658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44257258 There's only one haghu I'd submit to. Does this make me better or worse then you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 17:15:48 2023 No.44261899 File: 488 KB, 1464x2048, 1665677300093025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44257258 Glad to hear it! The jiangshi's gonna hop by to pick you up for Seiga. Hope you don't mind bites, or biting others yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 17:36:32 2023 No.44262039 File: 742 KB, 1200x1043, 108018900_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44261899 I would gladly submit to Seiga in order to be reborn into her jiangshi slave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 8 20:18:06 2023 No.44263356 >>44261530 >sizeable chest despite being bound Kanako milk... >>44261899 I said pretty much because I didnt even realize she counted as a haghu, she is not among the usual hag squad I will not be a zombie

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Anonymous Wed Aug 9 00:33:39 2023 No.44264958
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>>44263356
>I said pretty much because I didnt even realize she counted as a haghu,
Hard to say for sure, she is old and has that generally smug demeanor.
>she is not among the usual hag squad
She has too many red flags for even those who would accept Gappy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 09:32:31 2023 No.44267452 >>44264958 Gappy, Eirin, Yuyuko, Kanako and Byakky all deserve to be absolutely destroyed by affection until they physically won't let go anymore

Anonymous Wed Aug 9 09:44:06 2023 No.44267490

>>44267452
For Yukari, Kanako, and Byakuren that should be easy enough, but Yuyuko and Eirin seem like they'd be much harder to get to that point.

In either case, you'd know you'd have succeeded when they start trying to make you some sort of immortal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 14:49:21 2023 No.44270070 File: 347 KB, 2048x2045, AGGRESSIVEPETS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44267490 >>44267452 You are forgetting someone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 14:49:30 2023 No.44270073 >>44267490 >make you some sort of immortal. Too easy a task for Eirin. However, Yuyuko does not know how to, which prompts her to ask Gappy for help (thus leading to a love triangle as Yukari falls in love for you at first sight)

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 14:51:31 2023 No.44270094 >>44270070 Why is she mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 14:52:45 2023 No.44270102 >>44270094 Look closer into her eyes: hearts

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 15:18:56 2023 No.44270303 >>44270073 >thus leading to a love triangle as Yukari falls in love for you at first sight Well, women do tend to pursue things they see other women enjoy, I suppose. >>44270094 You were caught hitting on other hags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 15:26:39 2023 No.44270351 >>44270102 I suppose he has to cancel all prior arrangements.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 15:38:28 2023 No.44270431 >>44270070 forced headpats

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 17:38:07 2023 No.44271192 File: 560 KB, 671x800, 1691602629438.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari on her way to page 10!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 17:40:25 2023 No.44271201 i always feel like yukari molested reimu when she was little or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 17:44:18 2023 No.44271229 File: 60 KB, 296x316, 1676494416111475.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44271192 It's Yakumo day, her thread is gonna DIE, and she will still never score!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 17:44:59 2023 No.44271237 File: 432 KB, 1801x1435, otter mode.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44271201 I think you should keep that thought to yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 17:45:47 2023 No.44271241 >>44271229 If hags still can't get husbands, then was Gensokyo really good for anything after all?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 18:45:37 2023 No.44271598 >>44271229 Where's that art from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 19:07:37 2023 No.44271724 It's 4am in Japan, why are these grannies still awake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 19:08:31 2023 No.44271728 No i will not fuck a hag and you can't force me

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 19:11:53 2023 No.44271751 Yes, I will fuck several hags and you cannot stop me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 19:19:23 2023 No.44271803 Maybe. I will fuck one hag and feel alright about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 19:24:41 2023 No.44271838 File: 413 KB, 1458x2048, 1687319738726498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44271598 https://mangadex.org/chapter/09599a4c-15f9-463d-9485-6f7db74fcde5

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 20:00:58 2023 No.44272077 >>44271838 NTA but holy shit I hate Zounose

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 22:13:08 2023 No.44272976 Yes, I will fuck my hag wife and feel great!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 22:16:13 2023 No.44273004 >>44271838 What the fuck did I just read nta either

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 9 22:43:40 2023 No.44273246 File: 75 KB, 735x558, 1690491008973953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44273004 Two good friends hanging out! >>44272077 I don't care for him in general but I like that one, it's got some funny faces and is just deranged enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 10 01:01:47 2023 No.44274082 File: 154 KB, 1400x888, come on in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 10 01:04:38 2023 No.44274100 on her way to the retirement home

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 10 01:23:51 2023 No.44274231 >>44274082 I would never leave

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 10 01:35:11 2023 No.44274303 >>44274100 Nah, she has family to take care of her.

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