Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a dream?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43999976
Damn, shog is so based. I want to thrash and terrify glowniggers with shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000027
Love me some yandere abyssals.

[Anonymous No.]

Gosh darn cheshires tried to 9 get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000018
Is this a Fanta sea (full of sweet mermaids)?

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>>44000048
Don't know, I'm caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Or the wurm that caused it.

[Anonymous No.]

>*canine growl* "Parry this, casual."

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would shove me in a locker?
Which MGs can I shove in a locker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000073
slimes
slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000066
The wan troops aren't prepared for the rival of the combat automaton on the battlefield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000090
Slimes are so versatile!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Don't worry, Master! I will defend you against these eldritch sluts in this thread!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000097
Why does she have shoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43999698
>mobface lim
>"IM DA QUEEN O 'DER WURMS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000108
Fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000108
She's trying to score a foot fetishist, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Social Media post in MGE
>Its some sort of creep shot/photo taken by a guy who may or may have not gotten permission from the ladies in the image
>"Guys, I see two automatons sitting in the park. I literally am smitten by these two lovely ladies but I don't which of the two I should ask out. Should I ask the bio-organic gynoid in the left, or the more obviously mechanical and robotic one in the right? Which should I choose bros?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000104
YOUR WIFE HAS FLEAS KIKINIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000097
>Legs visible under her "Dress"
That's a nice touch and a skilled slime. She barely looks goopy at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000073
Better question, Which MGs would get shoved into a locker with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000125
Werebat

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>>44000116
does it matter when both are rocking a wombforce

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000125
Miss Chesh.

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>>44000108
Shoes are required as part of the uniform
>but she's a slime she just slides over the flo-
Don't care it turns me on. That's what matters.

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>>44000144
I wish we were on Reddit so I could give you an upvote.

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>>44000119
Almost thought that was Grimace shaking the ol mcnuggies.

[Anonymous No.]

Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

oh, you're awake

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000155
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000119
This is either a low level shogg or one using advanced psychological techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000166
elf bagina

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>>44000185
Attention, this elf is likely older than your great great great great great grandparents. Elves are fossils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000195
she taunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000195
The shogshaker is definitely an endgame ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000195
>or one using advanced psychological techniques.
this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000195
She's trying to attract a zoomer Mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000210
Instead of All Dogs Go to Heaven its All Elves go to Hagsville

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy dormice cuties asking if they can share a bed with you during a spooky thunderstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000243
Elves belong in a museum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000243
i'm fond of Escape from Hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000201
That elf is dressed for clothed full nelson anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000250
Did she have to go all the way to my house because she didn't want to sleep alone during a thunderstorm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000241
>>44000236
>>44000234
>>44000240
Schrodenger's shog, she can be any level in the world until you actually check her stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000262
That sounds adorable and I would be unable to resist that, even though I'm really not into mice.

[Anonymous No.]

If I find a shog in my home i am flushing her down the toilet

[Anonymous No.]

Post mamono who would be adorably afraid of thunderstorms and trigger your masculine urge to protect them.

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>>44000322
>throw shog in toilet
>its actually a shogtoilet
>it morphs into a bigger shog and is even more smug
what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000339
"Born to shit, forced to wipe" no longer applies to him.

[Anonymous No.]

Crippled

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000210
Oh...no?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000018
Goddamn elves.

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>>44000396
Her lands are fertile and ready to be sown

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>>44000405
Someone needs to sew her some more clothes. How indecent!

[Anonymous No.]

Make way peasants!

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>>44000116
Automatons are advancing so fast it's almost scary.

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>>44000454
I mean, she doesn't look too threatening.
And I saw a full armor assault model buying bread.

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[Anonymous No.]

is this the final act?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000454
Cyberkot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000470
tom

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>>44000482

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000491
A Purple Beret! A Deadly Cat trained in CQC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000515
Imagine her kicking you with those little feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000522
>It's just kitty biscuits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000515
>*teleports behind you*
>Slaps your ass with her big fluffy paws
>Teleports out of view again
Guerilla tactics

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000506
Jak zechcę to dotknę.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an elf wine aunt to explain how lonely she is and beg me to treat her like she was only 80yo

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would fit this song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zDnPFxnALBg&feature=sharec

[Anonymous No.]

to make this happen what i had to do was pretty simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000581
> Jabberwock
> Dragon Zombie
> UR MOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000596
>Have lovely dovey zombie dragon.
>Accidentally level her up into Dragon Wight
>She's actually still lovely dovey she's just now very well spoken when she talks about how you are the best hubby in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000423
the ceremonial garb is proud cultural heritage

[Anonymous No.]

Why do elves feel this need to "adopt" humans?

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>>44000638
Anon you know how you view babies and puppies?
That's how hag elves view adult men

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44000581
any of them when im done.

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>>44000454
You will be raped by an automaton, you will submit to your robot overlords. Resistance is futile

[Anonymous No.]

Post your softest monster

[Anonymous No.]

which mgs love mozzarella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000711
>Yan automaton keeps you artificially and permanently alive long past when you would have died naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000736
That's just all monsters anon

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>>44000732
Flayers (I have no reasoning, I just like flayers and wanted to post one)

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>>44000726

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>>44000396
I'd like to file a complaint. This elf's breasts are too large.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000659
>tfw no gote and sheepgirl harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000732
OK, fine, if no one else will do it, here she is--the obvious joke mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000596
A Dragon Zombie would be great as a Nemesis type stalker. Just showing up at moments in your adventure and you have to either run away or hide until you're stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000767
I'm sorry, I don't understand the complaint

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000646
T-that's not right... I'm more than a mere little boy...

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>>44000753
if she is mozzarella than who is parmesan?

[Anonymous No.]

The work week is halfway over guys! Keep it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000789
Sorry anon, maybe if you get closer to her and try talking to her you can make her see you're not just some weak little boy

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>>44000726
Probably Miss Kiki here is my softest physically, and as a Kiki I'd guess she's soft emotionally, too--very generous and caring, etc.

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>>44000808
im probably going to get laid off

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>>44000741
Yes, but this would be in more of a bad-end "restrained and hooked up to some impossibly complex machine with innumerable amount of wires " instead of the usual way.

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>>44000808
Sadly my work schedule is fucking weird, today was my Monday, my weekend is Monday and Tuesday

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000829
that's a weird way to refer to your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000789

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000832
>pic
god i wish that were me
i didn't get groomed by an older woman before i hit eighteen i'm not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

Huff angel wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000854
what evr happened to that artist?

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are not the property of elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000808
now post the fading one

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if your Shog tries to eat your Kiki out of jealousy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000847
Don't worry anon, to most monsters 100 is barely an adult

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>>44000793
Can't wait for winter and Krampus posting starts again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000866
I'd hope my Shog would know better than to eat the help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000873
Never too early for Miss Gote to show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000861
Sounds like someone needs to be adopted by a nice, loving elf...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000861
Human men are literally made for elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000881
I want to massage out the cricks in her tail and make it straight.

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>>44000893
I'm more of a headpats and hair brushing man, myself. Also: Cuddles.

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>>44000890
Are they figuratively made for elves?

[Anonymous No.]

I read a story once about an elf who caught a guy peeping on her, but forgot when humans became mature, thought he was a pubescent boy, and, uh... you know.

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>>44000870
They can't treat me like a kid! I'm not a kid, I'm g-grown up...

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>>44000937
oh yeah? where are your levels, then?

[Anonymous No.]

The age of elves is over, the age of orcs has begun

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>>44000937
Sure you are anon

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>>44000961
a fox with tits that big deserves to have them motorboated

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>>44000982
Don't anon you'll do exactly what she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

Extremely smug hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000018
Finally! Backup has arrived, you were told a knightess was sent to provide you support. But it seems on her way to you she clearly got herself some new sword and... Armor??? But I suppose its all good, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000989
ITS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AS WELL
ITS PERFECT

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000952
Woah, big!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000982
>lounging fox hag with her cleavage out
>fanning herself, pretending not to pay attention
>cheeky anon sneaks up and plants his face in her tits
>foxhag instantly grabs the back of his head and pushes him deeper in
got another one

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting a "greentext" or Monstergirl City type story I made a year or two ago. That had positive reactions and all.

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It's an average morning day here in Monstergirl City 18. Me and my neighbors waking up from the near daily City Wide Public Service Announcements and Reminders and getting ready for school with a quick breakfast. Be it official policy announcements or the Daily Reminders, the city wide PSAs a part of daily life here. In monstergirl cities like these you don't need an alarm clock when these loud as fuck PSAs start usually five-thirty in the morning.

>"Reminder to all human residents of Monstergirl City 18: A Civil Society is a safe, prosperous and loving one, do your part and take humanity to a more romantic and loving path by reporting those who deem humanity's path to love unacceptable." The Public Announcement boomed with an imposing male voice as I yawn with a breakfast bun in hand.

"Had a good enough sleep Derek? I see you're already dressed for school." A downstairs floor neighbor, Mr. Denton, a single dad living with his son, called out to me. I'm still surprised Mr. Denton hasn't been taken by a monstergirl yet.

"Oh just having a quick bite before school Mr. Denton. Surprised no monstergirl asked you out yet." I say with another yawn.

Then he replied. "Well if I'm gonna be wedded to a monstergirl. I atleast prefer the more gentler ones like them Kikimoras or Fox women, even an outright succubus. Or atleast any monstergirl that's decent enough with a child and living with our cats." Mr. Denton says as he takes a smoke, I also am able to notice his son clearly awoken from the usual city wide daily reminders with his cats near him. Then the

>"Reminder to all Human Residents of Monstergirl City 18: The continuous loving improvements to the human species through monsterization rests in the hands of our monstergirl benefactors. It is up to us to maintain the bonds that hold us together. Do your part in taking our species to the Demon Lord's plans of a new reality. Human women and girls are encouraged to monsterize and please encourage your men and little boys to love monstergirls."

The Public Announcement boomed again.

"Ugh! As if I would ever turn into some wretched demon or grow myself a scaly hide and become a reptilian! I would rather have acid thrown on me than turn into those monsters, I have my rights to refuse and decline these 'blessings' these monsters are pushing on us." I then also hear and see my next door neighbors also up and awake, two sisters living together. Rebel, a college girl the same age as I am but in university, also already in uniform like me. And her older sister, Fanny, works in a company. Sometimes I do wonder with some morbid curiosity if Monstergirl Police and Authorities will bust down my doors one day and make be the husband of my two female neighbors. What monstergirls would Rebel and Fanny be I sometimes think?

"Who knows Fanny, maybe being ruled by monstergirls ain't bad. They're not as bad or evil as they look. They haven't stormed and busted to our apartment, raped Derek or Mr. Denton and took away his son. Nor turned us or the other women in our apartment into monsters yet." Rebel said sheepishly.

"Hmph! If the monstergirls are turning women into them just for the sake of 'finding a husband and true love.' I'd rather seek out a man in my own terms WITHOUT having horns, claws, wings or a tail!" Says Fanny with indignation.

The Public Service Announcement systems boomed yet again.

>"Reminder to all Human Residents of Monstergirl City 18: The unification of the human species under the romantic and loving rule of the monstergirls and our Demon Lord Lilith is but one part of the process that will transcend our species. Be a part of that process. You and your family will be thankful."

"*sigh* I wonder what my dear ol' sweetheart would ever react well knowing we're now taking rules and orders from monster women." I hear Mr. Denton say to himself as he then says to his son. "Dietrich, bring the cats in and feed them already and get ready for school son. I already made breakfast for you."

As I'm close to finishing my breakfast bun with my neighbors readying for the day. The PSA system boomed again with another daily reminder.

>Reminder to all Human Residents of Monstergirl City 18: Our Monstergirl Rulers are a civilized authority that works in the best interest of our society and species, regardless of who they are. Do not allow fringe elements and extreme detractors break the bond between the two."

Such is the life in a Monstergirl City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001013
Ah, how perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001013
>anon goes for the tails instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001048
She wouldn't have to do anything. Anon got himself trapped in her voluminous, fluffly mofu all by himself.

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>>44001057
A big fantasy of mine is getting caught by a fox's tailed and level drained until I'm having orgasm after orgasm while they invite me to become addicted to them

I don't even like foxes either I hate them, I hate mofu posters for what they've done to me.

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>>44001106
if you need a fox-free alternative that works pretty well with ms tritonia too

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>>44001001
What are they so smug about...

[Anonymous No.]

>Be Level 5 newb adventurer
>Only got taken along with a level 25 party because I am the only healer
>In the forgotten dungeon ran into some sort of teleport trap the entire party got transported to level 100
>I am the only one left after the party got wiped by a nameless hellhound guardian with three question marks by her nameplate
>She finally begins approaching me while she chants some strange language and I assume the worst as her Nameplate is revealed Simply as Forgotten Hound of the Abyss Level 500 Age 10,0000
>She finally speaks, welcome dear husband, I have need of (you), I have grown lonely and I don't care for adventurers who think they can best me in combat, you being the only member of the party to not attack her have been spared a trip back to the surface through defeat.
>She states your defeat will come from another method, one more intimate and unlike your party members you will not be returning to the surface

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000937
If you can't say 'grown up' without stuttering, you'll get scooped off the street by any wandering hag. It's best you find a caretaker early.

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>>44001188
>Age 10,000
She sounds like she really needs a brushing.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to escape Hagville by putting on my good running shoes and taking off as fast as I can down the street until I'm out of there. Fat hags can't hope to catch an athletic human on foot.

[Anonymous No.]

You should take some time to study the Greenworms. Their intricacies will amaze you, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

an abstract kind of mg?

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>>44001215
Maybe, but even if she brushed herself for all that time I would still want to brush her mofu. Imagine how sensitive it would be after all that time.

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>>44001215
You guessed it. Anon's defeat will come from him attempting to brush out all her snarls, and *inevitably* failing.
LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW...
> Anon's previous-to-adventuring life was as a dog groomer.
> Now it is HE whose nameplate turns red with ??? on it.
> Miss Hellwan's eyes grow brighter.
> Finally, a worthy opponent.

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>>44001241
Azathoth she does many abstract things with her husband in the dream realms.

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>>44001219
im going to ride around and teach some old woman how to cycle, to watch jiggling booty and titty

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>>44001249
THE HOUND WILL BEHAVE OR ELSE IT GETS THE CONE AGAIN

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>>44001251
Y'know what I think Azthoth would be like in MGE? A combo of dormouse phantom

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>>44001251
>she does many abstract things with her husband in the dream realms.
>Azathoth

Whoa there! How on earth did any MERE HUMAN male manage to marry and the husband of such an Outer God who dreamt reality into existence!? Did Nyarlathotep help his mommy Blind Idiot God find a suitor/ideal husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001249
Remember that your wife does technically join the party and, as such, you can choose what her levels go into.

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>>44001265
The man got lost on the way to his fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

If we're gonna collectively bring up the Lovecraft Mythos but in MGE again. How about Yog-Sothoth?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl4xkJIKxdQ

I don't get to hear or see alot of discussion about Yog-Sothoth. Is it also because as the video example I use, there is not that much info even from the author himself regarding Yog-Sothoth entirely. So how about Yog-Sothoth in MGE then?

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>>44001293
She'd prefer if you call her May-May

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>>44001293
From what I was reading looks like she could mess with time possibly or can perceive events before they even happened which is kinda a scary ability.
>Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>Been around for thousands of years
>So ubiquitous they appear in non dedicated MG fiction, and it would be insane to not include them in dedicated MG fiction
>Fuzzy ears and soft tail
Cats.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, there's the demon lord

Go get her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001293
Funny.

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>>44001249
>hardcore heavy metal boss music plays
>its just a two week video of anon trying to brush out every little imperfection crunched down into a 30 second video for katkot.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what love is or what I want from it. I know what respect is. I want to be respected by a mamono I respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001330
I shall pat her

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>>44001359
You'll get headpats and like it.

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>>44001375
The best headpats are the ones I get after a long day of hard work, where I did my best and got a lot done. But now I'm completely exhausted and can hardly move.
Those are respectful headpats. I like those.

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>>44001375
It seems the simple act of affection has broken anon's mind yet again.

The demons will eat well tonight.

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>>44001375
>mandatory forced headpats while in snug yet comfortable bondage gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001406
need bigger ears

[Anonymous No.]

i need a goal oriented mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001416
they all like scoring

[Anonymous No.]

>love chivalry, honor and order
>but also easily enamored with pretty pale "hags" in baroque outfits
I'm going to be a tragic hero aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001367
Where?

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>>44001420
You aren't tragic if you get a happy ending

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>>44001428
I mean true love is a top tier end
but the tragedy of failing the virtues you sought to preserve is kinda sad

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>>44001437
all the neurons in my brain just flared at once

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>>44001421
Head pats.

Then womb pats.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gazer. She can't help but smile when she looks at me.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

wish i had a big fox to snuggle with

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>>44001437
The tragedy isn't in failing but learning that success was impossible
>Blind yourself from all distractions and earthly desires, in the name of some higher calling
>Keep moving forward on this road without hesitation or doubt
Until ultimately
>The virtues you held are revealed to be a lie
>The ideals you strived for were unattainable
>The people you protected were ungrateful, undeserving, and now all gone
But at least you found love at the very end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43989068
finally got around to it.
in particular, the imagery in the shower sequence got me imagining
good stuff

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>>44001437
Monsters must be that busty to date me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001485
You will never be emperor, Von Carstein
Stop trying to seduce knights please

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001470
that feel

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>>44000018

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>>44001375
Demons need to be stopped, they mindbreak every single man with cuddles it's pure evil. I for one say we should make a mans rights organization! We are intelligent beings not cuddle toys for demons

[Anonymous No.]

Man, it sure would be awful if a monster girl was just able to tell that I was touched starved.

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>>44001520
somebody didn't read the cuddle toy clause in the contract

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>>44001455
>With her great eye she can see the myriad possibilities of the universe stretching out before her
>When she looks at the one she loves, she can't help but search for that reality that's just a little bit better
>Where he's a bit stronger. A bit more confident. The tinniest bit happier.
>Confirming such a possibility exists, she sets out to make it happpen in this world
>In short, looking at that man lets her see his limitless potential, and her role in achieving it
>That is the reason behind her smile
Just something I thought up about my waifu

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>>44001522
i wonder how hard you could violate a yeti by hitting her with the hoverhand hug

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>>44001525
She used glamour magic to make her contract look like a paycheck anon! It's not fair! I don't want to mindbroken by cuddles please there has to be some way to overturn this

[Anonymous No.]

If you're an extra good boy, she'll use her special "good boy" gauntlets to add a scalp massage to the headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001531
>She shoves herself into you causing your hands to stagger and touch her for half a second
That counts as consent anon, have fun.

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>>44001556
Anon no! She's making you her headpat affection slave, resist her! For humanity and your dignity!

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>>44001528
That's cute anon

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>>44001550
>disguising a contract
That's actually not allowed and the contract would thus be null and void. Demon are very meticulously about contracts. Unlike humans, their word is absolute.
They may try to decieve, but they will never outright lie. Especially not when a contract is involved.

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>>44001578
fair game for a fiendish pact, though of course they're not near as comprehensive

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>>44001571
You speak of dignity? Before I met her, I would work myself to the bone, day after day, without even getting a single thank you. Is that what you call "dignity"?

[Anonymous No.]

>...And that's when Seath the scaleless betrayed the other Dragons, helping Gwyn learn that Dragons are vulnerable to lightning which he and his knights use to defeat them, of course they didn't get all of them...

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>>44001597
>monstergirl can't stop staring at your hands while desperately thinking about how much she'd like to hold them

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>>44001578
It's too late since she already claimed that poor anon via sex. Can't believe we had such a devious demon, hopefully he can resist the new contracts cuddle clause

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>>44001609
>contractless sex
kinky

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>>44001597
Making monsters go insane from info dumping sounds funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001597
>"I have no idea what this man is talking about but he is positively adorable."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001597
>This mating ritual these city humans have is exhausting

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>>44001606
Don't let them touch your hand!

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>>44001437
Tragedy and Romance go together like chocolate and cream after all

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>>44001639
its too late-

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>>44001614
I mean they did have a contract It was just voided because she tricked him

Is that actually a thing in the Lord because I think it's really funny visually a demon getting really impatient and just tricking the guy by like signing a receipt that was stapled to a contract or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001657
this isn't fair! tall monsters can just lock your hand movements and pull you up into their breasts! then comes a tail/leg wrap and you're stuck in their suffocating embrace, unable to smell anything but their lovely monstrous scent!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that if you run into the wooly bully you are in for some baa-d times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001677
monsters don't play fair anon. beware monsters with sweaters

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl keeps trying to touch anons hand
>He keeps moving it away at the last second again and again
>Cue failed attempt montage that ends with him touching her hand by accident when she least expects it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001691
Im the wooly bully don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001677
Monster girls don't play fair. It's best to avoid them entirely whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001708
Dhole isn't a bad girl that would do that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001708
>unreasonably hot
>decides to shove someone in her clothes
that just makes it worse for both of you you dumb animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001776
Its his just desserts for putting her in the santaoutfit during summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001766
All monsters are bad when they want you anon
>>44001776
She doesn't care, she will mark you with her scent and you will like it

[thebadmin No.]

>>44000104
No. You will clean the Shoghouse and you will share your master with the Shog and that is final.

[Anonymous No.]

Portable blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

Just because you don't think you are being hunted, doesn't mean you aren't.
Remember: Monsters are predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000185
>Elvish women taking turns embracing you and getting you addicted to the softness of their skin and the gentle dulcet whispering of the elvish language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001854
Oh no!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001860
Why do Elves think this kind of clothes is appropriate to wear? I run a jewelry shop and this Elf lady came in wearing clothes like this that looked like a literal G-string and I went AHEM really loudly to get her attention from across the counter and then tapped the sign behind me that says "No shirt, no shoes, no service" and she pouted like I WAS the one in the wrong and left. Fucking arrogant Elves think they exist above the rules and law...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001884
What do you mean? Their nipples and clitorises are covered, isn't that good enough? Even the advertisers think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001893
>The advertisers are elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001893
If they can't be bothered to put on a shirt and pants like a normal person then I won't be bothered to sale them anything. Them's the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001813
I'll just feed her my rations until the wild wolf girl turns into my docile pet dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001884
>well you can't see my baby hole so what's the big deal
This would be a real argument by monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001860
Just imagine it; in a small village of elves who have never seen a human before who look upon you with love and respect, treat you to some of the finest meals you've ever had, referring to you with adoration and respect.

Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001938
>armor? I am wearing armor! check these out!
I think monsters are just dumb and need us to help them dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001992
yeah imagine being genuinely loved
absolutely ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001999
Completely absurd

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000861
>elves suddenly appear in your town
>it turns out the founders made a secret deal with the elves
>essentially mortgaged the town, got a shitload of gold in exchange for promising the elves the town far into the future
>the town and everything in it
>including men
>elves state that lowly humans are their property now
>pack up the women and married couples and send them off to other human settlements
>demand foot rubs from the remaining men while they whine about their thousand year old spats with other elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001884
>sign behind me that says "No shirt, no shoes, no service"
>didn't mention pants
>chesh comes in to browse wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001938
Nearly nude monsters would be considered prudish among the extremists factions of mamano and their husbands. If you are not giving your monster wife the D in Mamanomcdonalds while you enjoy dinner then something is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001597
>you can call me a witch of Izalith, cause I'm about to make a bed of chaos with your sheets when we get home

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001992
>anon gets confused at affection and tries to run away
>elves get x2 bonus to affection and pursuing speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002055
Elves are for support roles

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002055
>>x2 bonus to affection
>heart-attack intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002055
>Anon gets a little farther ahead in his latest attempt
>Elf guard at the outskirts catches him, gives him more affection and patiently leads him back to the village
>All the other elves seem genuinely relived to see that he's OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001999
Genuine love and affection????
couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

Me, my abnormally large kauken wife, and her giant collection of darts she can toss at supersonic speeds

[Anonymous No.]

I’m pretty sure elves can’t immortalize you so they’re a no go for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be fooled, first it will be genuine love and affection, but then it will be emotional support and validation! Those fiends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002122
If you want the cure to death, you know what must be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002126
I don't understand how obtaining a trio of zombies that slobber all over my cock will fix this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002122
sex with elves increases your life span, or so they say

[Anonymous No.]

>"Welcome to Kislev. We will annex Kyev from de fascist kikimoras."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002130
Legend tells of a certain band of doctors that appear in times of great turmoil—such as war or plague—and over a cure for death to all those affected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002124
Wouldn't a monster family be nice to have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002124
There's no way they would go that far! Next you'll tell me they'll give me emotional catharsis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002130
It will for fucking undeads slowly kill you before you go beyond death and fully achieve immortality or something along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002121
No balloon is safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002156
It gets worse! They actually give you self esteem and encouragement! The fiends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002154
They’re multiplying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002185
If you think about they'd be dividing since 1/1 will make one and it's clearly they're making one kiki per birth.
Trust me I know math

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002185
And that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002149
This is giving me Nightgaunt vibes Miss Lich needs to stop fucking around with the abyssal potions before something bad happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001597
Anon's date is going well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002179
I hear they'll make repeated efforts to break your negative self talk and bad habits too! How vile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002212
Snek Mart

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002212
I'm going on a 2am munchie run to the snake mart, boys. You want anything?

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry. Budget Cuts have been hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002231
the hebi in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002185
This is why you gotta wear a condom

[Anonymous No.]

All aspiring brides are advised to take a course in restraints and bondage, in order to learn how to ensure their precious husband stays happy, healthy, and in one place.
Consult the nearest Dark Elf village or radical faction chapter for more details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002277
Hahahahaha in Monster girl city, NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002277
Outlawed in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002277
you are going to rape jail anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002296
>Outlawed
Such a ban has led to the incredibly profitable business of smuggling condoms.
It's a risky business and few make it out unmarried but you can live like a king after only a few jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002257
What if I paid for the other half?

But paid double for a half-set of invisible armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002292
>>44002296
You just gotta go to a dealer for one
>>44002304
The police can't stop the safe sex movement forever

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine showing condoms to a malef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000323

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a portal wizard
>Do nothing but portals
>Fireballs?
>Nope, I hate singeing my fingers
>Ice spike?
>Makes my hands numb
>Lightning bolt?
>Gives me hand cramps
>Get heckled by lizardman in guild hall
>Calls my vocation lame
>Open a portal beneath her
>Wait it’s up to her waist and tighten it
>Go to the bathroom
>Open portal
>Molest and fuck lizard ass
>Finally have a frontline warrior for my group

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002556
Make me. It's more fun that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Even in conservative clothing the natural lewdness of the elf shines through.

[Anonymous No.]

Twin bogies
>31 years old
>Their outfits mirror each other
>Two hair colors mirror each other
>One is sadistic, the other a masochist
>One is dominate, the other submissive
>Both are equally tall, 7' 10"
>Both are equally perverted
>Both genuinely love you and want you to be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002587
It's my favorite kind of lewdness.
>Wow, look at how nicely that girl is dressed. Makes me wanna do her!
Remember, monsters, when you're built like a pubescent daydream you don't have to dress like a whore to turn heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002663
>tfw no office lady cat boss to call you tiger and slap your ass when you finish a project

[Anonymous No.]

T-shirt+big boobs+tight jeans=power

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002683
>report her to HR for sexual harassment
>HR harpy laughs and says men cannot be molested, just refuse her
>few days later:

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002755
>"I now pronounce you tom and wife."
>She waggles her eyebrows at you and growls
>You sight
>At least you finally got that promotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002755
>boss cat forces you to wear a shirt with an open collar to show off all the bite marks she put on you last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002783
>tom and wife
>not tom and molly

[Anonymous No.]

>15 minutes brushing a petite rata's, fluffy tail
or
>15 massaging a tall muscle mino's back

What's your pick, anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002841
I forgot the word. I almost wrote "queen," but that comes later.

>>44002844
>Slipping out and burying my face in the tails of the first titty fox I find
That one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002587
Conservative clothing is a spice, anon. When done well, it serves to accentuate the innate lewdness and provoke the male instinct into savagely ripping them off. See also: Maid outfits, full armor, Mad Hatter suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002841
I wish those were actual names of two characters in a MGE anime if it existed they would be a comedic duo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002844
fluff, any day

[Anonymous No.]

Early morning hours are spooky hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002848
No foxes here, sir. This is not an establishment for depraved degenerates. Rata or mino. Take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000801
Dormouse of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002879
I said I'd leave to find that fox, but I'll give your "establishment" one last chance. Give me a buxom rata or I'm outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002890
Sorry, the rata is barely 4' tall with a slender frame. She's only 19 years old after all, virgin and with a healthy diet. You'll have to tell her that she's not good enough yourself, then you can leave.

Go ahead, tell her.

[Anonymous No.]

>cruelty squad OP
Pyro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002914
"Try me again after a gallon of the thickest holst milk you can find."
I'm off to find that fucking fox now. Also, if this place isn't for depraved degenerates, how'd I get in? Checkmate, atheists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000506
Carrefour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002556
Be careful with your wishes...

[Anonymous No.]

MGE is just a giant longhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002937
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kerfu%c5%9b+

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002967
So anon, that's just a sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002968
Wtf? Carrefour as nothing to do with cars, it's where I go buy my foods ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002974
Has*
Cats*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002967
>Longhouses are large structures, built with the materials available in the local environment, that can house multiple families (usually related as an extended family), or a single family with their livestock. Large longhouses can also be used for community gatherings or ceremonies.
I mean monster girls are very social beings similar to us humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002983
The relevant subtext is that longhouses tend to be very gynocentric/matriarchal due to lack of privacy and oversocialization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002783
>tom
I don't get this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002974
Polish Carrefour introduced some shitty bot named "kerfuś" that drives around and tries to sell you snacks, for whatever reason it went viral on the Polish internet and even beyond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003001
>he didn't play the best never ever game

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002993
>wake up and come out of your tiny room to take a shower
>walk straight into a dozen of smiling and laughing (monster) women having a breakfest
>"look who's come out of his cave!"
oh god, monster girls were supposed to save us, not repeat the horror...

[Anonymous No.]

Leave me alone you stupid cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003018
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003134
In the demo of MGE RPG, Werecat calls you Tom which, is what male cats are called. The dialogues for both Imp and Werecat were so full of SOUL that the term quickly caught on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003070
Still better than no one calling you...

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no sabbath girl to dote on all day while she talks my ear off about magical theory and what cool experiments she did that day while I grope her
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002879
Lim. Get me on the line with the governor I don’t care I’m making it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003279
Which one of the 500+ lims are you going to call?

[Anonymous No.]

The woman you gave me, she ate of the fruit and also offered some to me!

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that shog maids or any other kind of slimes have a hive mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003335
>manticore throws an apple into the "mouth" of her tail
>bulb squishes the apple so hard that it explodes and shoots out
>she has this shit eating grin on her face as you're watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003359
Calm down there buddy the tail ain't gonna hurt nobody

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003359
>t. manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003359
>>44003426
Manticores are majestic predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003359
She's not ready for my anger, wasting the few fruits I could grow this year? She will get beaten with newspaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003282
Whichever one is between 17-25 to piss off the permavirgin hags, preferably second generation so they’re a step removed from the OG big mama and aren’t obnoxiously chuuni

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003282
One who is a lady in the streets until you look below the table and discover that she is LEWD.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder monster girls like the smell of men who indulge in transformation potions.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon I'm airdropping you into the hebi zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003574
Very funny anon, they're all big chuuni. Its in their blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003812
Can I found a fluffy noodle hebi there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003812
Even the sky isn't safe from them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>MG hunger games
funny way to say playground playdates

[Anonymous No.]

You place your hand on your computer mice one day only to realize it has been replaced with a small mouse girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003963
At any rate its sluggish

[Anonymous No.]

Why are hags so overpowered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44002699
cute cow, her eyes look strange though, she should see a doctor

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004003
meaty, with milky tits, and are mostly very kind and motherly
just what most men need, kindness and gentleness

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003001
Tomcat is the usual name for a male cat when you don't wanna say "hes a fuckin dude" every time. Same deal with Molly and female cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003828
I can fix her, doubly so if she wasn’t raised firsthand by the ultimate chuuni who chuuni’d so hard she’s currently at minor-god-tier power levels

[Anonymous No.]

If KC was smart, he would have made the game an action, side-scroller where you collect girls once you defeated them. Where losing to one creates a scene where she's domineering, and where winning creates a scene where she's submissive. Sort of like FOBS.

No need for writing, no need for excessive amounts of CG art. Just some animations, which granted, it difficult in and of itself, but it'd be a lot more streamlined instead of trying to create a story. You just travel to a certain region, say desert for example, do battle with mummies, lamias, anubi, and sphinxes. Apophis, pharaoh, and sandworm serve as bosses with extra scenes than the typical girl. Real simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004153
Do you truly think you can counter the effects of both granny chuuni, a mommy chuuni, AND hundreds of chuuni aunts and sisters??
May the CG have mercy on your soul, the Lim's won't. You'll soon be changing your name to coldsteel quickblade and you WILL larp it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004170
he likes the jprg. it's easy to see why he leaned into it

[Anonymous No.]

Anything new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004003
Just become a lolicon and the hags instantly take a 80% debuff in all stats when they attack you. Ezpz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004230
it's not working

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004211
I've always been a fan of the action games. It makes you work for the girls, and you get rewarded for taking them down, but you also get rewarded if you lose. It's a win-win. You feel accomplished either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004261
there's some dissonance in that you wouldn't need to fight most monsters either. unless you have some sort of combat molestation setup

[Anonymous No.]

I'm rude to everyone and grumpy all the time, and I'm constantly despondent and pessimistic about everything and most of the time I'd prefer not to even leave my house and I don't workout or have a good diet because having good health would make me live longer which I don't care to do, and also, I'm an alcoholic.
No Monster could POSSIBLY like someone like me even if they tried really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004283
cool blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004170
>Sort of like FOBS.
Succubus Affection was even better for that since you actually "befriended" the girls and they would walk around with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004247
You just aren't far enough into the lolihole yet, hags are like a gentle breeze before the windbreaker that is your flat chest fetish. You only need to start believing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004279
I think it'd fit well with MGE. You defeat her, you get a submissive girl. You lose to her, you get a dominate girl. It's just taking the p'orcer profile gimmick and applying it to all the other species. Of course it could be tweaked for girls like hellhounds that are always dominate (maybe you get a temporary, fake submissive scene or two, then it switches to dom). You could have a struggle mechanic where when you're grabbed, they try to force you into lewd, at which point you can let it happen or fight them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004283
I'd earnestly recommend suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not trust demons and devils. They hate you and just want to use you.

Trust snakes instead. Specifically one snake. Just find one snake and only trust her and confide in her only. Stay by her side at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004216
Patreon hasn't updated in like, two or three months now. So we'll see I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004342
I don't know, there's this one snake that has black sclera like Demons, her color isn't that much different from Demon's, and she's elegant like one. If she's so much like them, how can they be bad?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to ALICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004360
The magic eight ball of pattern recognition says outlook bleak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004342
Pale snake hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004342
Instructions unclear, joined a sabbath.
they said they had free beer and rock CDs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004360
>Patreon hasn't updated in like, two or three months now.
maybey hes dead and his estate is just continuing to collect moneys

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004459
There isn't much to back that up, but there isn't a lot to disprove it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004441
>Spoiler
But did they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004459
>>44004473
its what i would do if i had a patreon

[Anonymous No.]

Why do monsters think they can threaten us humans with rape or a good time? Why do they always act surprised when saying they're going to suck our dicks doesn't elicite a reaction of fear? Like, oh no she's going to give me free sex? And she's going to make me impregnate her? Oh no???? Yeah well I want kids too, so good luck threatening me with that, I might just rape her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004493
monsterbait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004493
they read too many doujinshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004480
They lied... the closest they had was some funny drinks that made loopy and horny. The music was all alt metal and off by a generation...
on a positive note I now have a cute wife who i will force to listen to my collection of dad rock as penance

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be corrected!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004493
Believe it or not, most people don't want to lose their virginity for some reason, so that threat actually does become somewhat scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004208
The solution is to fulfill her deep seated white picket fence housewife and mother of 5 fantasies so she can go full chuuni in that direction. When the in-laws come over and act all haughty about their high positions of power and court intrigue, just remind them you have children, your wife is pregnant with another, and she’s still a single 1xx year old hag

[Anonymous No.]

>taking a baphomet's scythe away and telling her she shouldn't play with dangerous weapons like toys or she might cut herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004511
>Ancient bapho that's been so deep in study that she hasn't left her tower in over a century
>Is unaware of what's popular now
>Tries to woo anon with 1920's swing music on a phonograph

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004529
"I'm not listening to this! Grandma!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004529
>she comes out in a one piece black & white striped swimsuit (that reaches almost to her ankles) and swimming cap
scandalous

[Anonymous No.]

Hag neighbor demon in a tight ribbed sweater that slowly corrupts me into signing her contract with her motherly tendencies and fact I've known her the entire time growing up!

[Anonymous No.]

>Date you? Hah! You're out of your league, human! Thinking you have a place talking to a Dragon like me. I'm a superior being compared to a weakling nobody like you. And beyond that, you're very unsightly! You're physically unattractive and ugly! You're just a hairless ape and nothing more. In fact, if you wanted love so bad, perhaps you'd just try someone shorter than you from that Sabbath, you're ugly enough for them to like you after all.
How do you respond to her without sounding mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004599
It was either that or sweatersnatching

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
why would i be mad or respond? i'll just keep collecting my groceries and go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
I'll just go for miss wurm then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
I just wanted to ask for directions to Dragonia cemetery.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to blast 80s songs in hagville, to get get all that old monster puss
>>44004603
k, good luck out there. Im going back to my wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004170
I don't want to be dominated and I heard that you can't avoid it in FOBS and SA

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
Cry while trying to apologize for being so shit between the sniffles, then limp away before all the activated hags get me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004529
>bapho somehow lands a date after her minions rigorously search for a man suitable(they found a pervert lolicon online and kidnapped him after learning when he'd be out and alone)
>bapho uses the surefire method they learned from their mother
>shows up to the date in a overly frilly dress that shows collarbone and ankles
>has one of her minion familars crank a newfangled gramophone that belches out a really poor quality ballet performance.

>she still somehow manages to make it a success despite spilling ALL her spaghetti and making a fool of herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004283
Be prepared to be visited by three ghosts this winter, mr. Scrooge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004639
we've previously established you're somewhat unhinged

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
Say nothing, go home, drink a lot, ask my self if it's time to rope, flip a coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
Respectfully bow and walk away, gotta disengage as fast as you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
Grab her by the tail and start swinging like her name was bowser

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004657
What are you talking about anon ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
"ma'm this is a burgerking and I was asking if you wanted to try our limited time king spicy chicken burger"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000018

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
>virgindykesaidwhat
>you said something
>Im gonna go for wurm cousin
>k, see ya
>*Anon has the look of pity in his eyes for the poor dragon*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001992
Feels undeserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally locate ancient dragon's hoard/sealed shrine
>Earthquake as uber hag wakes up
>Has whole speech prepared, has been waiting for hundreds of years for this
>Turn and leave halfway through the speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004703
i'd just rape her while shes stuck in speech giving moder then laugh as she fucks up her speech while cumming her brains out with but a couple thrusts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004703
>she's monologuing in a dead tongue i can't understand
i'll nod politely and maybe she won't notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004657
You haven't established anything, fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
Its a trap, disengage and conduct SERE immediately before she can spring it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
>Anon points to the undead dragon that he was actually asking to date, not her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004230
You fool
Loli hags exist. If you become a lolicon the loli hags will become unbeatable

[Anonymous No.]

How long can a monster girl stay inside a cake?

There's a giant cake just sitting on my door step, with poorly hidden airholes amongst the frosting. I am scared to leave my house, or touch the cake. What kind of monster girl even does that? I hope it is one that I can outrun if necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

why shouldn't i instead of listening to a monsters long rambling speech, just go behind her, bend her over and give her pussy a pounding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004753
Press circle to shut her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004742
Quiet yourself!! We do not speak of such evil in these hallowed threads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004527
>Scythe is far too heavy for you to lift

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>>44004752
Don't be rude anon, if you have a guest invite her in for some drinks and a snack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004759
nah its more fun when she tries to say her chunni speech but is interupted by me plapping away and making her moan

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>>44004779
>still have to keep face so you drag it away with a fake look of disappointment on your face

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>>44004603
Thank you for that boring lecture but you still haven't answered my question....
where are the toilets!?

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>>44004787
I don't know who or what is in that cake anon. It just arrived on my doorstop. It starts chuckling whenever I put my hands on it to move it. I am scared

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>>44004808
Burn it. They're nothing inside.

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>>44004603
Grab her tits and see how her tone changes.

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>>44004823
I tried to ignite the cake, but the only thing that stayed lit were the candles and sparklers. They are all pink and baby blue. I can't help but feel like its sending a message. Now what?

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>>44004752
Undead don't even need airholes.

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>>44004808
Doesn't matter, whoever is in that cake only wants to make your day brighter by giving you a fun surprise.
Falling for obvious pranks is a sign of kindness and after whoever is in there pops out and you act surprised be sure to let them use your shower to get the cake bits off and treat them as a guest till they leave.
Its called being polite

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>>44004877
I love MH mg art

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>>44004840
Throw gasoline on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004869
Anon, when I turned my back to reenter my house it pinched my butt and retreated its hand or whatever it has before I could even see what it was.
This cake monster is a menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
Ah so you and I are a perfect match, then? Lovely, now lets go to that cafe over there for our date, right now, yes, lets gooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004877
Will I need a mech-suit to deal with this?

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>>44004891
Its just a playful pinch, after you inform the mysterious monster that its inappropriate to do such things to people you just meet I'm sure she'll settle down.
Now why don't you go brew some tea or coffee for her and get the bath ready for her.
I'm sure she'll appreciate it after you make a show of being super surprised at hed awesome prank you never saw coming. Now why don't you get a line ready like, "woah i can't believe a monster was in the cake the whole time!"
I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

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>>44000018

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>>44004230
>>44004303
But if you become a lolicon, mesugaki flirting will become super effective against you. I hope you're prepared to have a monster gf young enough to be your daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004928
Later now, and the evening got pretty cold. I felt bad for her, so I brought the cake in. She hasn't left the cake yet, but I'm going to leave a plate of food outside of it and a glass of milk. She is still making evil laughs, though I think I heard a muffled thank you at one point. Not really sure what to do now, the cake is eating up most of the space in my living room.

[Anonymous No.]

>You enter dialogue with a rather tanned skinned Elf
>"Hey, you there! Asur or Druchii!?"
>You question her
>"You heard me! Asur or Druchii, High Elves or Dark Elves! Who do you side with!?
>You cannot leave this dialogue until you choose an answer and it will be a permanent choice that she will remember

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44004988
Call her out on her cringe warhammer larp, before offering to show her my mini collection

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004988
Mumble something about apple loren and turn 360° to walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005003
What, don't tell me your Bretonnia! Literally just Lescatie but even lamer and cringe AND simp for a some elf goddess bath water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004877
Something about this artist is always off putting to me but I don’t know why, maybe its the wicked smiling in 100% of his work

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>>44004977
That's the spirit! Be a good host and tell her that if she needs too to make sure she doesn't make a mess getting out of the cake since it'd be a hassle to clean up. Maybe she needs a helping hand? You should ask her if she needs some help, I'm sure that cake is rather stuffy

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>>44004752
Is the cake shogg?
If so, indefinitely.

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>>44005055
>>44005076
rata

Finally opened up the top. Dumb fatty can't get out of the cake. Really not sure what to do now, she's just looking at me with this smug look, even though she's the one stuck in the cake

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>>44004603
>without sounding mad
Fuck that, I'm gonna get into a screaming match with her in the baking supplies aisle of Monmart.

[Anonymous No.]

is kcs twitter inactive too or is it just showing retweets from a month ago again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005103
Dude's super dead. kc ghosted on us

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004973
So I was reading this helpful handbook and they have courses to help older men such as myself in resisting the allure of mesugakis at the local annex. I hear the dragon comes from the local sabbath branch and is hosting the workshop with only a single limited slot left! I'll jump on it and let you know how it goes, its guaranteed +10 mesugaki resistance after all so I can't go wrong!

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>>44000018

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>>44005155
Huh, maybe that statue announcement really was just him dying and his estate selling out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005088
Offer her a step ladder, I'm sure it's getting late and she's tired after all.
You can offer her your couch and to show her to the nearest bus stop tomorrow if its already dark out. Poor thing must be tuckered out from being stuck in the cake all day.

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>>44005046
Everything is so shiny like it's greased.

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>>44005199
Its not that bad, for me its the bold lines that make everything seem real chunky that said I still like his art

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005199
I think its just the really strong highlighting, if you’ve ever seen non metallic metal painting on minis its like that translated to 2D

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, we have discovered a savage new land of tribal, muscled monster girls and demonic beasts.
Riches lay deep within these untamed wilds, who will be brave enough to claim them?

[Anonymous No.]

>Piss off a Lilim
>Guess shitposting about watching the Demon Lord give birth is a crime now
>My punishment
>Marrying a Lilim
>Going on romantic dates with her
>Having steamy sex with rose petals on the bed with her
>Thinking about names for the kids together
>Knocking her up
>And watching her give birth to our first child

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>>44005336
What if I liked demons? Are there blue/purple lilims I can request from the judge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004111
The doctor says she's terminally single but otherwise fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Pull the trigger faggot"
>Anon actually do it
How to you raise the deads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005483
Bringing back gun suicide victims is entry-level shit that any high school Lich could do

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000018

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005336
>>44005371
>ywn stand trial before Judge lilim for the crime of being a Virginia in mgc
>ywn be convicted in record time
>ywn be corrected by the judge herself
>ywn be sentenced to house arrest, at her house
>ywn be under said house arrest undergoing constant correction until she gets pregnant
Portals when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005520
>that typo at the very beginning
I want to shout at ai-chan for her shitty autocorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005538
Ai tries her best, no bully.

[Anonymous No.]

Telling your lilim wife all about how you watched her being born and how you bought the tickets for the event!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004988
Asur

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>>44004459
The quiet noping out of the autism of the western MGE fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

tom

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>>44005157
>only attendee at the "workshop"
>it's hosted in a room at a love hotel
>the loli gyaru dragon from the local Momonika Sabbath looks quite smug

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>>44004988
Call her an autistic virgin into a shit franchise.

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>>44005611
Anon I must say, the east is not much better.

[Anonymous No.]

there is only the wurmlim, the bogielim, and the p'orclim left
which one are you taking?

[Anonymous No.]

>oh my I’m gonna save this witch fairy and her adoptive vampire daughter from all the persecution. What’s the worst that could happ-

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005635
Can I have the P'orclim be gently dominant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005647
she be part piggy, just pull on her tail and make her buuhhhhhhi loudly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005654
But I don't want to dom her, I just want her to not be too smug and condescending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005618
>Lim being neither hyper sex-calamity that mindbreaks you with aura alone nor absurdly nerdy dork cumming from holding hands, just regular middle of the road succ-like nympho
this is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005689
then fuck her till you tie

[Anonymous No.]

>no targeted advertising from wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005644
Booba Sith please calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005635
Embrace mofu instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005706
>click X
>it broadcasts your location to the nearest Wight that signed up for the MGC matchmaking service
>this one has been masturbating to romance doujins for the last few decades and classic erotica for centuries
anon gonna fucking die on their first night and turn into undead incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005706
I fear to imagine how powerful Moogle and Rapebook would be at targeting my preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005717
Is that some sort of vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005745
No, it's gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
Wasn't talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005635
I'll take the infinite cuddles of bogeylim

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be a nuance to your monster teacher since you tease her and end up in detention with her and continue to do this to her.
>>44005794
bogielim
royal clussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005745
Gacha. Vampire Fairy Witch Cinderella that used to be the kindest of all fairies and then got fucked over royally because of that

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[Anonymous No.]

You WILL fuck the cat
You WILL scratch her ears
You WILL make lots of kittnes with her
You WILL be Tom
And you WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005838
Ok but she must be my molly and let me eat the raging mushrooms first.

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>>44003963
>Aw sweet, free onahole
>I hope she's S T R E T C H Y
>*unzips pants*
I also hope she's into cumflation because that's exactly what's going to happen here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005838
Sorry i'm only attracted to elves and vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005520
But this is a conflict of interest on the judge’s part and she should recuse herself from the case!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005635
>Bogielilim
Too evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005803
>Nuance
Your ass. Detention. NOW.

>>44005838
I will fuck this cat, but she better be happy about it by the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44003335
>eve was a manticore
huh

[Anonymous No.]

Forgot to close my window last night.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see how far I can stick my arm in a manticore's tail

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum inside two ghosts at the same time

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44006092
thats alot of fluff for a heckwan. and now that i think about it too, entering through the window is a common fox trick... OH GOD. IT A HECK-KON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006092
>>44006132
it looks like she has 2 tails too. who the fuck ascended their inari to a ninetail without registering it? fox mana has dangerous side effects on fluffy tailed monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster sneaks into my home
>Breaks the sacred law of being safe under a blanket
>Lifted it up rudely waking me up
>Police are on the scene in seconds
>Have her arrested and hand cuffed to the bed
>Thank the officers as they leave
>Proceed to rape correct this criminal
>Cuddle under the blanket afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>"I hope you brought fried tofu, human."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006255
All they had at the convenience store were Funyuns, that cool?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44006255
>4 ears
Get lost "shitsune"
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006292
You should really just draw genshin girls instead of marketing yourself so heavily here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006092
That's why I keep a spray bottle by my bedside every night, gotta be prepared in MGC

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>>44006292
Very nice! Bogey and Bogie are underrated and it's always good to see new art of them. Haven't seen this one so I'm assuming you're the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44001563
Marry a CC Yeti

This message has been brought to you by Rata-Chan of the Winterstown tourism board

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006299
But MGE is fun to draw.
>>44006325
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006405
We have long memories here and I remember you saying some wild stuff not in the spirit of mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006292
cute, but i still think shes showing her husband (you), your child

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006400
I don't like winter but that hellhound sleeping next to some dude while the winter moon shines outside is turbo comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006412
You must be misremembering? I usually lurk and just post my art.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006456
la vaca

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>>44002087
anon is scaring all the people who love him by running away so often...
more affection will fix him.

[Anonymous No.]

would you have a monster friend who just as much a perv as you and try and get your hot single angel teacher in bed with you too and be able to suck her massive holy tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006299
Bro what the fuck? Seriously this is just someone posting their art, and it's good art too. I think Ms flayer will help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006454
I dunno. Pretty sure you insulted me and posted a pharaoh wip to shill yourself. Nice delphox though.

[Anonymous No.]

>1 hour inside a humpty egg's shell
Or
>1 hour inside a sandworm's mouth

What's your pick, anon?
They won't lewd you if you don't want it

[Anonymous No.]

>human dresses like a stripper
>I strip him nude since he was begging for it
>now he is seducing me with his divine nude body
>I rape him
>human cums fast and cums buckets
>he claims it’s my fault
The fuck is wrong with humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006511
1 hour inside ur mom

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Breathfag No.]

>>44006309
Goblin breath bad, but I'd still sniff it.

>>44006400
Same applies to yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006509

[Breathfag No.]

>>44006511
Sandworm.

At least they have breaths to sniff. Slimes do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004642
It's so mean... She could have just said no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006538
It's 4chan. It could easily be someone else just posting images while hurling out wild shit. This thread is pretty known for hurling attacks at people over percieved slights and going against mge canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006509
Wasn't me. Sorry someone insulted you though.

[Anonymous No.]

would you go for a monster with 45 inch thighs and a 65 inch hip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006292
My wife and our beautiful child

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006606
65 inches is like a normal woman's height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006644
shes part trex

[Anonymous No.]

which dinos would turn into the sexiest monster girls anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006511
I'll take the sandworm. Lewd optional since they seem fun to hang around, but I'd like to throw my clothes outside rather than having them dissolved if things turn naughty.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44006795
At least the sequel developer updates at an amazing rate.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006868
How would MGE foxes react to this? I imagine something similar, but less surprised. Ratas would probably love it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006292
majestic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000018

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006132
Never forget foxes are known for shapeshifting and illusions. Anyone you interact with can be a fox in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007038
Wait a minute....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006578
>Going against MGE canon is... Le bad!
Fuck off. There's plenty of thread original shit that isn't from MGE originally or even considered canon by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007038
so if you see a fox out of disguise, you know she's being very truthful and earnest
good intel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007078
>Le bad
>Le

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007038

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006292
Wait aren't bogeys just living plushies, is this our child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007038
>Trust no one
>Not even yourself
That applies more to flayers, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007189
No, Bogeys are ogres with plush-like features.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine that an anon is a drug dealer and have a positive KDA IRL, can he still be like by mamonos? Even he keeps his job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007087
Wrong, she could still be in disguise and lying about something else, like her height, cup size, number of tails, or, most commonly, age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007218
As long as it wasn't intentional and he started selling Wonderland drugs or something safe after marriage he'd probably be able to get someone. You really have to consciously fuck up to get monsters to turn their backs on you permanently.

[Anonymous No.]

>be ultra dedicated Order worshiper
>so dedicated I might as well be the Order Mozgus
>pray every day and night to the Chief God and prostrate even go as far as to practice flagellation in Her Holy Name and enlist in the ministry to preach sermons at her church
>one day, a Lim takes notice and decides she must stop me for my "self destructive" and "delusional evangelical" practices and instead show me things such as "love"
>she bursts into the church with her demon soldiers and demands I come with them but I grab my holy scripture and bident and stand my ground
>I try to fight them but it is no use, they defeat me easily
>in that moment as the Lim prepares to rape me and corrupt me with hee demon essence my prayers are answered and a beacon of holy light shines down from above
>"No! Impossible! It can't... be...!" the Lim shouts
>the light flushes her and the demons out of the church easily, and sends all their mana out too
>I feel the scars of flagellation on my back heal and look up to see Her Holiness Herself descend upon me in all her super hag glory!
>She's so beautiful! It's the greatest moment of my life, I have been graced by Her unlike any human ever has been before
>"O' anon, thou'rt a true and righteous soul to the end, thy salvation is at hand and now thou shalt receive succor and heavn'ly splendor for thy deeds."
>"Take my hand, my child of man."
>I don't hesitate, ans she begins to lift me up bathed in Her light to Heaven itself, I can't help but crack this doofy grin at how awesome this is
>but through my enrapturement I ask Her Holiness "Wait, shouldn't I only go to Heaven when I die first?"
>she just smiles at me
>"....what is going to happen once I reach Heaven, my lord...?"
>her smile just gets bigger, and then she pulls me in to embrace me and shoves my head into her divine bosom
>oh well
>it will be nothing bad, surely

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007246
Can you define intentional, please? Wonderland drugs won't allow you to make money since they're not addictive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007250
good end for order anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007250
You would have been happier with the Lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006486
The crime from running away is affection
The reward for staying is also affection
One day anon will learn and let himself indulge in it freely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007118
Just giving the whole "Violating MGE canon argument" its due level of seriousness. KC already outlined what is and isn't taboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007314
and I could care less about it. He's not the boss of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007218
Yes, IF he can feel remorse for the evil he's done (feeling sorry that he got caught doesn't count) and wasn't motivated by sadism.
>Even he keeps his job?
If he wants to keep it, then he doesn't regret it and is scum. If he's forced into it, she'd break him out.

[Anonymous No.]

From the cuck story with an imp
>
em, who made you the authority of monster girls? In the mgq games they killed plenty of people so this is hardly worse
Looks a lot like the little nigger who try to start shit right now...

[Anonymous No.]

From the cuck story with an imp
>em, who made you the authority of monster girls? In the mgq games they killed plenty of people so this is hardly worse
Looks a lot like the little nigger who try to start shit right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007362
not the mge thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007378
Claimed to be an MGE story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007337
So if he don't feel remorse he will be left alone and stopped if he try to continue? Understandable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007392
And it is. I wrote it specifically for mge. I'm doing a wisp next. I'd post art too but I guess twitter blocks new accounts or something and just posting it in the thread like I did yesterday isn't really worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007218
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007399
He's bound to endanger a man who's a monster's (potential) mate eventually, so they have all the reason to put him in actual unsexy prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007257
I suppose in this case "knowingly" would be the better word. Like, selling something you know is inherently and immediately dangerous in itself (fentanyl is topical) rather than just because the user might do something stupid while on it.

I also really doubt you'd need your product to be addictive to make dosh on it in this case, too. It's easy to imagine people partying on moth dust or buying Wonderweed™ for date night or impotency for example even if they didn't have a physiological need for it. You'd just have a wide client base instead of a dedicated one; a tanuki wife would work out the details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007442
Well I don't like this outcome, I hope that they will forgive if it don't happen again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007452
Doesn't*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007327
No but he is the boss of his IP.

[Anonymous No.]

Find you a nice, modest lady to settle down with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007475
She looks like she's up to no good...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007327
Too bad for you, you have to more or less follow his rules here or become yet another butthurt faggot reduced to spiteful shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007475
Dangerous. Look at her, she is literally shaking with lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006538
I use to take metformin
But then I decided just not not eat carbs anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007472
If he wants to take me to court he can but until then I stand by saying that kcs canon does not matter to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007475
I want a girl dressed like this but with the raunchiest underwear below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44006887
So I have not played in almost a decade is this a fanon or canon thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007504
It's one guy making a bunch of commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007483
If that's who I think it is, then he has already become that long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007515
So not canon?

[Anonymous No.]

Plump butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007527
Not canon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007536
Bigger but yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007536
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

The Postal Service doesn't want you to know this but you can just take the mail harpies that deliver your stuff. I have 4 harpies and plan to take at least a full dozen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007536
Yes, paint their insides and outsides white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007536
On little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007526
what can I say? Drawing and writing monster girl content is the only thing left to me now. Not really mge compliant but that's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>mess with underwater mafia
>as punishment I have to "sleep with the fishes"
>quite literally

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>get letter in the mail
>invitation to La Grande Ball at the Castle of Blood on the graces of "La duquesa vampiro"
This is spam mail isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007650
If it says you have a seat next to the duchess, then it's definitely spam.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I like to break into the mansions of rich monsters to steal stuff. It's mostly small things like some jewelry or expensive booze, but recently I've been stealing their underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007659
Mail like this is what I have the paper shredder for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007672
I only steal their silverware, so these posh and uptight monsters have to eat with their hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007647
It's weird that this is nostalgic

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44007490
If you're the dude writing a cuckold story you have zero room to talk because cuckoldry fetishism is exactly what kick started the puritanical bullshit earlier this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007688
>MGQ was over 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44007650
The Duquesa throws great parties and loves inviting randos to keep things interesting. Me, I just got a letter from an African princess offering me ten million dollars, but I have to send a hundred bananas first...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007713
Yeah.
>>44007706
Yeah, I really disliked how that whole thing went. Went worst for me, I'd bet. Even worse than how it went for the wight guy. Rough times for mge, really ruined the thread quality and mge in general for me. But it's ao3 so he probably won't even notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007706
Oh fuck, I just remembered.
>>43588537
It's officially on lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007747
What did you just reply to?

[Anonymous No.]

yo, who can make the best whisky burger
also gimme a loli to make bottom heavy
only requirement is that she must have two legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007795
cu sith?

[Anonymous No.]

I like reading these posts. When I see people more miserable than me I am relieved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007795
>yo, who can make the best whisky burger
Satyros knows a lot about whisky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007764
He linked an older post you can look up on warosu
>>/jp/thread/43582426#p43588537

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007823
Well, can only hope it works out.

[Anonymous No.]

44007804
fuck no, for that, use your own hands to make that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007814
but can she cook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007851
A good meal greatly improves the drinking experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007863
>>44007863
but is she as good as a kiki, holst, wurm, or inari?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007847
It's hard to bother drawing when it's not fit for monster girl drawthreads.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007810
It's a cold comfort. Almost as cold as the amusement I get from seeing people struggle to be miserable in a setting designed to make them happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007905
then leave, easy. and go somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007908
>death battle
>simply team up and take a guy for themselves and leave

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki, please, round six is enough. It's starting to hurt now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007747
The only thing what can top this is him being a tranny or a hardcore leftoid. That'll cement his eternal lolcow status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007960
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007941
You deserve it subhuman femdomfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007941
You can withstand it, femdomking.

[Anonymous No.]

do undead prank the living by leaving themselves in pieces ro spook others

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters have the largest ass?

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is even going on right now?
I just wanna talk about succubus tits.
And only succubus tits, lesser succubi need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007672
Same, but it's the same mansion every time, and instead of her underwear I replace her clothes with ridiculous outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008027
Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008027
bunny, trex, jiangshi, harpy,kangroo, and frog

[Anonymous No.]

loli jiangshi with a big bum time

[Anonymous No.]

gimme a color, some clothes and a general feel for her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008029
What size? I prefer the standard palmable to hentai large, any larger than beach ball kept bound by some heroic tube top band is probably too large for non holstaurs, but a succ in cowprint that taunts you/squishes you with her massive chest sounds like heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008004
feels uncalled for

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008059
Red, summer dress, pulverized

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008070
>pulverized
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008032
they have an ass???

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008080
:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008093
so that type of face?;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008102
Mob face

[Anonymous No.]

a hairstyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008080
Remember that scene in Terminator 2 where the T-1000 takes a shotgun to the face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008122
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008122
>man blasts shogs head apart
>reforms back together and she frowns at him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007941
Here anon, try this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44000018
>https://mega.nz/folder/TvphxCpZ#x1zd5XVy8-c-MEh9pKTJFw
link dead

[Anonymous No.]

Mob face do be hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008130
what do they do when their master chooses violence

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008142
true, now gimme a hairstyle for my loli jiangshi

[Anonymous No.]

>44007436
Please commit seppuku and finally bring honor to your bloodline.

[Anonymous No.]

I only wish to be trapped in hagville for two things: they have giant monstergirl titties, and monstergirl bush. everything else is a bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008147
Restrain and pamper until acceptance of their new servant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008138
Yes, supposed to be fixed this Saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008067
That's the best size honestly.
>succ in cowprint
Now we're fucking talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008157
>and monstergirl bush
Sounds like they need someone to mow their lawns and trim their hedges. Just perfect for a guy with a lawncare business!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008102
No, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008195
So how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008151
Short hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008239
So butch cut, more details pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008029
There's something kind of romantic about raising a feral sex machine into a refined personal sex machine, though. Much like turning a simple zombie into a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

Bring prideful Vampires down a peg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008230
What's left after Tyrone raped and beat her to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008274
remember a vamp with a dhamp has no right to an opinion or status in undead society

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008147
Force feed him the Shogshake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008147
infinite hallways and chasing him down to exhaustion as a shogwall, then dissolving him away to a nice warm bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008266
Also getting your mail order bride from the Necro emporium

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008274
Make them use their mouths for what it was actually meant for. Compassionate full lip kissing before you pass out from pleasure/previous bloodsucking leaving them with a burning longing they can't satisfy until you reawaken

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008274

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008266
>There's something kind of romantic about raising
Can't argue with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>9 month of the 3 hours special romantic operation
send... help...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008301
Look at Mr. Fancy Pants too good to use Nyaamazon like the rest of us. What's the matter, Chinese knockoff monsters not exotic enough for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008381
1 year and 9 months almost

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008381
Help is coming, but you won't like the form it takes. Also, get a midwife.

[Anonymous No.]

choco miko cow
https://files.catbox.moe/v0ttg9.png
or
Vanilla miko cow
https://files.catbox.moe/2cznm1.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008408
Reimoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008411
but what flavor? i like choco better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008417
Grape

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008393
>wife stays pregnant for almost 2 years
W-what's gonna happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008433
Is your wife a sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

which mg is basically the song Through the Fire and the Flames?

[Anonymous No.]

how will the class president apophis deal with the gyaru pharaoh and her clique?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008492
corporal punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008492
She just grapes all of her problems. I'm the last one left and it's only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008492
she won't, they'll ambush her, give her a makeover, blow moth dust in her face and set her upon her assistant thus ruining her dream of have a sweet sappy romance forever! HAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008510
Pres is to uptight and proper for graping

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, the Goblin Queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008548
>blow moth dust in her face
what happens if I dump a whole bag of the stuff in a Haku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007672
I wish I were the throne.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"dont be shy, i wont bite"
fine. il find someone else then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008608
dump suggestible cow, tell her anything in that state and she'll completely absorb it into her being, letting you mold her as you see fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008701
what should I tell her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007737
Wightfag is off living his best life because the retards who started the shit have no real power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008701
This is my fetish. At least I wouldn't do anything TOO mean to sensei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008700
fox confirmed sweetest

[Anonymous No.]

Cutie beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007207
are you sure its not a plushie with ogre-like features?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008749
>the retards who started the shit have no real power.
They won, actually. Both KC and /trash/ abhumans failed to achieve what they wanted while the wannabe inquisition who wanted to radicalize MGE fandom and purge things they didn't like achieved all their goals.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand what she's saying, but I trust her completely.

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy your maids.

No, you can't send any of them back. No no, this is a punishment. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008879
>Achieved all their goals
>While bunkerchan is unfortuantely a burned out wasteland of a once pretty active and alright place to be and their Cuckcord server is basically /pol/ lite
Kind of a pyrrhic victory if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008067
>>44008178

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008907
If you want to see the grand total of all this I grant you this image.
https://files.catbox.moe/r85na1.jpg
A true victory for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008886
I'm banning potatoes and junknfood from the house. They'll beg to leave soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007941
Based have fun femdom king

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008886
They're so FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008919
Excellent

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008919
>Cow print
>Handlebars
>DSL
>Smug
I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

just fell off my bike, what monster would help me heal the quickest or would i not be allowed to go on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008919
When can I touch this cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008919
lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008922
I spoil my maids with potato chips and mt dew, sure they don't get much cleaning done but they are so happy and they don't even want pay how can I tell them no junk food?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too tired to clean it up or draw actual hands, but ty all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008886
I'll just leave my house forever because plump dum-dums are not my type

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008933
>what monster would help me heal the quickest
Unicorn or any member of Grelia's sabbath
>would i not be allowed to go on it?
Only if you married a demon or devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008951
go find dynamic hands by burne hogwarth
thank me later
>>44008966
how about a wurm or an amazon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Dont date magical monsters, they'll use magic to make you feel like you're cumming from the slightest touches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008985
id date any monster to heal me rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008972
its 1:20 Am here, I deliberately chose this pose to hide the hands, heh. Thanks I'll check it out some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008972
>Wurm
Is there right away like someone blew a dog whistle, tends to your wound by licking it, might hide your bike somewhere obvious but won't try to "forbid" anything.

>Amazon
Is on the couch watching the game and doesn't know you're injured until you walk in bleeding. Grudgingly gets up and bandages your wound with some traditional poultices to prevent scarring. She doesn't like your bike, but knows you'll throw a bitch fit if she says anything and that boys need to do silly boy things from time to time; she'd just tell you to stay off of it for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008998
Oof how bad did you hurt yourself anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009001
i know that feel, bro
>>44009007
basically scrapped a 1/3 of my right palm and bit of my left and cut up my left hand quite a bit
>>44009002
wurm spit is very good at healing
i wish she was real and she was licking my wounds rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008907
The real goal was futa, I think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008700
this is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44005103
Retweets show the date the original post was made not when it was retweeted. He been active this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009051
still ghosting us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009060
you should find something else to revolve your life around than the goings-on of a stranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009051
Seriously man, what the fuck. I get he's a stressed burnt out salaryman but still. Do basic communication, he has enough goodwill with his community to get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008919
perfect place to get my face trapped inside

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/eggsylum/status/1678780320852869120?s=20
when choco cats attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009111
i'd say shes more purpe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008587
You're a prince of a small nation, and due to an unfortunate accident both the King and Queen have passed away leaving you to be King. Now the only problem is: finding a queen. But thankfully the neighboring states have sent their Princesses to marry off to you. Who do you choose?

>the Kikimora princess who wears a really elaborate maid uniform as her royal garb
>the Goblin Queen of the Green Mountains who has the biggest boobs of her tribe
>the Harpy princess who keeps fidgeting with her gold necklaces
>the Jinko Queen who can't look at you without blushing


Or do you take the Mystery Box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009117
im invading the wurm princess's terrority and stealing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009117
how would a royal maid dog work? and who has the biggest tits between the harpy and the maid?

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry monsters there's no world of lonely men waiting for you to connect to their plane of existence. No, I'm not a human trying to lie about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009060
>still ghosting us.
I KNOW THAT'S YOU MICK.
I KNOW ITS YOU PUTTIN DEAD ROACHES IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT AT NIGHT.
THEY VIBRATE AT 436Mhz THAT'S HOW I KNOW THEY'RE IN THERE EVEN IF I CAN'T SEE EM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009117
There's a Jinko option, so of course I have to pick that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009134
Sorry monsters, you don't exist. The real monsters run the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009117
That's easy, the kiki-
>Jinko can't look at you straight
Damn. Is she a STR build? DEX? INT? I need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009139
im callinfg it, shes a dyke

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009139
She doubled down on strength and con but dropped her charisma and wisdom a little, meaning she tries to remain silent as she's not great at speaking and is a little afraid of eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009137
tiger is not a valid option

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009117
imma link up with the clown princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009133
>who has the biggest tits between the harpy and the maid?
Maid.


>>44009137
>>44009139
Flashbacks to the martial arts CYOA I presume?

Also the Jinko is an END build.


>>44009130
Starting an international conflict for Wurm pussy? I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009147
>The biggest, buffest jinko imaginable
Dang, I wanted a lithe one. Meido it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009117
Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009147
Cute, I like her.
>>44009150
You're not a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009156
>clown princess
You go to Ohio to the Gathering, there you find the Clown Princess, covered in black and white facepaint and chugging faygo while watching her subjects do whip its and fight each other in the parking of Trader Joe's.

Have fun Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009168
what about the bogie princess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009150
Man, sometimes I miss the early shitshows.
They were at least a bit funnier than the current, low quality ones that pop up.

>>44009167
Good, acquire big tiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009166
luv jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009161
my kingdom might suddenly gain a lot more battlebutlers/maids, but clearly queen maiddog was the correct choice

[Anonymous No.]

I like kind girls with silly faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009204
i like monsters with derpy face

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009227
Here you go!

[Anonymous No.]

whose the best cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009236
Motherfucking STEVEN SEAGAL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl8pTF4f3Jg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009252
that be a man, i want monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009236
Depends on what food you're going for.
Kiki have high general cooking skills but certain species are better at specific fields like orcs and BBQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009256
i need to make that bbq with a bbw meme with a p'orc, it will be venus sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>44004603
touch boobie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009236
My heart says it is Miss Ushi. I may be too into Ushis for my own health, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009236
Shoggy of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009236
Devil. It's definitely Devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009280
i cant call serving yourself cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009281
At least show her actually cooking, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009280
The only correct answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008069
kiki big enough to do this as a 6' tall grown man

[Anonymous No.]

>be in the order army
>on the field with my company setting up the mortars to bomb out a city that was taken by demons to force their surrender
>commander suddenly gets intel that "demonic special forces" are on the way to sabotage us at night
>everyone's faces when the special forces are mostly composed of Kikimoras in dark armor
Bwahahahaha! They send those kind of monsters against us? They're just weak servants, what are they going to do against a pike wall of armored men or crossbow lines? Not to mention their armor is all designed to show their bodies off, they don't have squat for protection!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44008921
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009269
Don't let your memes be dreams, do it.

>>44009294
Probably need to go deep into the winter waste territories to find such a kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009302
tommrrow, hands fucked

[Anonymous No.]

44009298
you like men, dont you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Passionate dorks are the best MG waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009311
Bro what

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009299
A single narcissist took everyone for a ride. The monster girls were incidental to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009319
It's all fucking over. The fuckin' knife ear won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009117
My Loyal Hellhound bodyguard, I have no use for a dainty princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009320
Ignore him, he's autistic and projects homosexuality at every post that merely mentions the order for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009320
YOU LIKE MEN, DON'T YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009298
That poor company, they didn't stand a chance...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009337
not even the kiki bro I was just extremely confused and assumed you mentioned the wrong person
>>44009336
Ahhh thank

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009337
>Order fags will be wed by alps
>The wedding music will be it's raining men, hallelujah

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009336
Ripped order knights oiling up our bodes to get limber and ready for the fight against the foul monsters. Who are also girls don't let them touch you.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a fantasy you guys got? I love the idea of being a solider who was captured and is getting interrogated by a manticore or really dominant and sadistic succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009336
i mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009336
Eighteen naked Order Knights in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked.
18 naked Alps wanting to be fucked.
Knights in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Alps on their knees waiting to suck cocks.
Ram Ranch really rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009320
you talk about men alot as well as the order so.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009358
i like reverse-summonings
just fucking wake up in the middle of some occult bullshit with a monstergirl (or monstergirls) giving you the eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009117
Does the birb hail from the frozen south?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009381
those birbs are fat, obese even

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009336
He's right though, why would you give a shit about the edgy grimdork faction? Talk about having sex with females instead of wanting to kill them and spend time with men exclusively, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009381
Birb no! That milk won't do what you think it does!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009385
It's cold there, they need the padding

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009386
this anon gets it
>>44009392
true but it has to be said tho, those birbs are big, wide and plump

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009358
giving a hellhound an oil massage and fondling her tits/kneading her muscles, being connected to a collar by her collar and being dragged closer, forced breastfeeding by giant claw hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009380
That's a really good one

Oh speaking of summonings another one that's really hot is botching a summoning, for example a novice mage anon tries to summon an imp for a familiar but summons an extremely powerful hellhound who immediately breaks the protective barrier

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009336
To be fair to him, Order related posts tend to be pretty homosexual, so I don't blame him for stopping reading early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44007536

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009386
Anon, I'm pretty sure his story was going to lead with all of the men getting instalossed mindbroken by kiki warriors. That was the implication at least to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009413
Cake is served

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009321
That's nice I guess. I'll pretend to care about a literal who some other time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009415
Order is for faggots and anyone who posts about it is gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009433
What? Anon I love seeing proud heros and heroines get intsalossed, it's hot. You's a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009438
Okay, homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

I love being raped by heroines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009413
She's about to receive a fork in her ass. Literally, i'm going to stab that fork in her cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009444
>When the Heroine rivals both decide to team up and make you their husband.
Truly no better end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009413
i wanna stuff my head between her cheeks but only if she was a clown

[Anonymous No.]

also made this long time ago
https://files.catbox.moe/extyxb.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009441
You will be fucked into submission by a fallen heroine and you will enjoy it
>>44009444
Based, I also love fallen angel stuff, imagine an angel falling for you and dragging you down into the depths of pleasure and love with her

[Anonymous No.]

Convince me to like ushi-oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009478
Careful with the homosexuality bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009278
>I may be too into Ushis for my own health, though.
Same.
>>44009493
>Convince me
She will through high-impact sexual violence

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of some people trying to fight against the monster girls(even if not specifically the order). Especially against the monstergirl's who dont typically see humans as equals(Vamps, Dragons, Dark elves) in society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009503
But she doesn't have that cuteness charm that some monsters like kobolds possess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009510
so the mist continent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009510
Same, I also like seeing them lose. Monster girl supremacy! Submit to haughty and powerful monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009511
>But she doesn't have that cuteness charm that some monsters like kobolds possess.
Rude.
You're getting tossed in the Ushi pit for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009510
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009510
There's literally a faction in the Mist Continent who dislike mamano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009493
oh dear god no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009493
Sure, Miss Ushi is sexually aggressive, but once she calms down a little, she is a good girl who just wants to keep you happy and safe.
> She's got a Wolverine-style healing factor and great strength.
> You can ride her around and she'll consider it foreplay
> She's got big ol' Ushi boobs
> She's got big ol' Ushi heart
> She's a spider lady so she can do bondage
> She has extra legs for extra big spooning
> If you're even the least little bit aggressive, she'll be putty in your hands
> Every time you see her you'll get the urge to take her seal off while whispering in her ear how much you love her.
Oh, and she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009537
They don't really dislike them, they just want them to submit to humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009550
That's kind of what I mean though. They dislike the idea of monster supremacy but that's because changs are a bunch of tossers who can't into the delightfulness of foxes. Or pandas. Or fire rats. Or Sun Wukong and her massive rosy rotisserie of a fuckable ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009510
To add to this idea, it don't even have to be monster-haters necessarily, it could be people working with more chill/cooperative monsters against the 'bad-guy' monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009565
none can stand against the greenworm hordes

[Breathfag No.]

>>44009529
Ushi oni breath hot and erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009577
They can mwee all they want but I'm going to tactically deploy Big Bertha pumpkins and squash at them.

[Anonymous No.]

I will become an evil sorcerer and build a castle at the top of a mountain to reign as dark lord over, using magically animated suits of armor as my minions. I will kidnap innocent human men with the goal of harvesting their souls to gain more power, spurning Monster heroes to come to their rescue, only to find out the castle is bigger on the inside and contains a maddening realm of evil I've built which they must fight their way through in order to defeat me. And when they defeat me I will reveal it was all an elaborate adventure I've set up for them to merely have fun undertaking and that my minions aren't designed to actually kill anyone, and as for the kidnapped human men they were merely bait. I will let the Monster adventurers take them to marry/do whatever with and wish them goodbye as I prepare to do it all over again when 70 years have passed.which is the jape as any monster that comes by will be too focused on the humans I kidnap for the attraction that none will ever realize I myseld am virgin and that's why I have dark wizard powers in the first place and am able to keep to myseld in my castle unwed for all eternity!

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking big booty Nightgaunts in my eldritch form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009590
>magically animated suits of armor
I once got called grimdark for suggesting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009590
You’re gonna get defeated and married to a heroine dragon who wears very bright colors like a magical girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009328
>Already working on #2
Damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009590
Pretending to be evil so you can get away with actually being an evil virgin, Eros won't like that anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009590
You will take 14 steps out of the starting village and get instant lossed by a level 1 slime girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009630
i think that's a new long distance record

[Anonymous No.]

im going to wake up in mobvilla and scare most of the residents away with my extra detailed face

[Anonymous No.]

it way too fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009611
But if he loses his wizard powers by having his virginity taken, how is supposed to run the dark adventure castle for monster heroes anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44009368
>a man named eva
>blinks at the thought of group laundry including underwear
Yeah his fate was sealed the moment he was born

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Spiders are for squishing, nothing more. For ushi-onis in particular, you're gonna need a big sledgehammer to squish them.

I will not be lewded by a spider.

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Sharks are dum

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>>44009709
With his dragon wife of course after figuring out the details with the wizard that it could be used as a dating spot for human and monster heroes to find love. So his dragon wife becomes the dark lady of the castle and let’s go of her magical girl life with her husband who is now the “terrible” dark incubus of the castle.

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>>44009723
Pretty bold words for a man in shorking range.

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>>44009723
Getting nibbled on by your wife must be nice...

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>Being hold close by the strong, muscular arms of a tall, buff mino

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>>44009742
Sounds kind of gay to me to be honest, a man shouldn't have to rely on some cunt to be able to do anything in life
Let her be some stay at home wife instead

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>44009718
Spiders are for squishing. Squishing that cat.
https://youtu.be/KvzlPYQoOU4

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>>44009748
Shark'd

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>>44009845
Everyone should use shark week to educate themselves lest it become Shork'd week.

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I don't want to Incubize, I like my mortality and mundanity.

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>>44009952
Angel bait your soul will be married to a angel.

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>>44009952
You can incubize with a weak, short-lived monster and live your life out in peace.

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i want a shog, but i dont want my insides to get all goopuy

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>>44009977
*goopy

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>>44009977
Do you even love your wife if won’t be one with her.
That I hope you stub your toe and you cry out in pain.

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They say that wendis are simple creatures, living only by their desires.
But the truth is that some of these beasts are uite intelligent and even have a primitive tribe of sorts out in the wilds where these beasts wear the hides of demonic beasts they have slain.

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>>44009977
just don't let her breach containment

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>>44009999
they have a village in the profile

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>>44010011
But has anyone actually seen it?
I thought not.
No one has braved the deep winter to see it.

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>>44010015
I have, though I can transform into a abominable snowman now so that’s cool.

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>>44009952
Too bad

>>44009977
Too bad

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Demon cat

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I don't know why niggers insist on picking MGE if they don't actually like what fucking monsters entails. Maybe you should stick with some other shit series like reviewers or daily life if you don't like the happy relationships, loyalty and upgrading into a human but better that MGE offers.

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>>44010051
Demon cats truly are the lewdest creatures.

>>44010037
>Local coat dad goes hunting with the daughters.

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>>44010051
>tfw no cat named niggerwoman to read lovecraftian cosmic horror with

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>>44010084
That's a funny cat name

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>>44010087
It keeps the shogs at bay.

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>>44009328
Good, now I can get her Aunt.

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>>44009952
>Your guardian angel upon hearing this news

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tom

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>>44010209
What a cute expression

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>>44010229
She's a cute girl, now go play with the feathers on her wings

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Before this thread ends. Let me share a small history fact:

The Leper Warriors of Saint Lazarus. Most people think of knights in shining armor and adventurous heroes when talking about various knightly orders of The Order. But not many people think of or realize The Order itself also has Leprosy-ridden knights and warriors as knightly order or division of The Order's military. It's somewhat amazing The Order is letting people with Leprosy continue fighting for the greater good, for holy lands, and to protect the innocent from the lusty demons. All in the glory and faith to the Chief Goddess.

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>44010265

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>44010265
Don’t care all that can be cured by Unicorns, that I think a Unicorn should be the demon lord for a day.

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I want to be a mercenary hired by a merchant to keep his caravan safe and end up fighting a band of brigands come to rob it, ending with me putting up a good fight against them and holding out for long until they eventually overwhelm me and leave me to die with fatal wounds on the roadside as a grisly warning to anyone who travels through, only to survive and come out of a coma a few days after thanks to an Elf mage who found and rescued me and brought me back to her tree house to nurse me back to health. As thanks I swear to become her bodyguard and get better gear.

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44010308
>order poster culminating in more homosexuality
We get it you want to fuck men
Back to /tg/ now

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Lalafell DESERVE tall husbands! We are no longer asking!

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>tranny fantasy xiv

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>>44010329
Nta but I do want to see a story of a Leprosy ridden order soldier falling in love with a Unicorn or maybe one of the Undead Mamonos and gets his Leprosy cured from being loyal to them and not killing them.

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>>44010222
That's a nice molly.

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>>44010222
That kot is all skin and bones, she isn't getting enough love.

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>>44000104
Be a Kiki among Kikis, join the Master Security Forces

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burndown the thread.

Instead, beware of the gremlins, they are beginning to understand the mysteries of magnets and how they work.
A most forbidden technique.

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>>44010482
Tell me about these magnets, how do they work?

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>>44010388
She just getting exercise and lots of pets. Do you know how much energy purring burns?

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