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What would you do if you were a youkai? Anonymous Wed Jul 12 16:25:47 2023 No.43997360 [Reply] [Original]

You're born because a bunch of schizo monkeys believe in imaginary friends, what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 16:27:37 2023 No.43997371 You made this thread ago but I need to know: female or male youkai?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 16:29:43 2023 No.43997383 >>43997371 op never specifies so im just gonna assume whatever gender we want

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 16:30:43 2023 No.43997389 >>43997360 I would drain human male balls with my magical youkai powers (no gag reflex).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 16:32:39 2023 No.43997401 File: 435 KB, 1000x504, hell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43997360 would draining the cum of those schizo monkeys make them believe in my existence more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 16:45:07 2023 No.43997483 Enjoy my powers and greatly enhanced lifespan and have Reimu beat me up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 17:04:00 2023 No.43997604 >>43997401 I'd believe in you a whole lot more if you did that to me daily anyways

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 17:54:43 2023 No.43997869 If I'm a girl youkai I'd first probably masturbate a lot, do I have big boobs or small boobs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 17:57:58 2023 No.43997891 >>43997360 Establish my legend as a lewd youkai who harrases women that are lonely. Then start getting uppity and get Reimu's attention for the sole purpose of catching a whiff of her pits as she beats me up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 22:33:44 2023 No.43999585 Hug humans. Kiss humans. Befriend humans :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 11:57:31 2023 No.44004089 >>43999585 Disgusting!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 15:26:35 2023 No.44005678 >>44004089 Protect humans from bad youkai like you :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 15:54:34 2023 No.44005891 File: 1.08 MB, 1024x1024, 1683682475139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43999585 Suck off humans for their delicious semen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 15:58:16 2023 No.44005922 >>44005891 Yes but make sure not to bite! That hurts them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 16:22:25 2023 No.44006089 >>43999585 If I were a human I would treat you (as a youkai) with kindness as well. We could even go on a date, if you're into that kind of stuff!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 02:38:05 2023 No.44010104 >>43997360 You made this thread ago but I need to know: female or male youkai?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 04:36:14 2023 No.44010771 Probably scare hikers and campers by appearing before them, saying bullshit riddles, the leaving.

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