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439927 No.439927 [Reply] [Original]

You are taking your favorite touhou out on a date. Where do you take them, and what do you do?

I'd take Patchouli to the museum. We'd peruse the exhibits slowly, stopping at the interesting ones and certainly looking at the works of art they have displayed. Afterwords, a quiet dinner in a little-known but high-class french restaurant, sipping wine and eating the finest poisson.

>> No.439934

I take them to my apartment and show them my figurines.

>> No.439938

>>439927

She would love you if you gave her an inhaler as a gift.

>> No.439939

I take her to my apartment and show my drawings, figurines, and merchandise I have of her.

>> No.439943

I'd take Patchy to a DBZ convention and buy her a Frieza custome.

>> No.439950

I'd fuck Reisen like a rabbit in the woods.

>> No.439949
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439949

i'd take her to the beach to get her mind off work

>> No.439953

>>439939
"Anon. Hey, Anon..."
"Yeah?"
"This is pretty weird."

>> No.439954

in b4 roleplay

>> No.439962

I would take Yukari to the moon. There we would bathe in the blood of our enemies.

>> No.439957
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439957

>>439943

Brilliant.

>> No.439963

>>eating the finest poisson
Say what?

>> No.439964

I put on my robe and wizard hat

>> No.439968

>>439963
Fish in french you cretin

>> No.439966
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439966

I'd take Yuka to a greenhouse, then she kills me under the moonlight.

>> No.439967
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439967

I would have lunch with Yuyuko at my house and feed her tenderly.

>> No.439970
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439970

It might be fun to go ice skating with Cirno.

>> No.439976

>>439967
that picture...
OH GOD MY NUTBLADDER

>> No.439972
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439972

To the beach during the night.She will see the moon and feel nostalgic.Then my faggot-romantic words will make her suck my dick.

>> No.439978
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439978

We'd go kill niggers.

>> No.439981

>>439972
>Then my faggot-romantic words will make her suck my dick.

Oh, you mean the ones that you read in that last visual novel?

>> No.439980
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439980

I'd take her to the zoo, that way we can have time to talk and get to know each other, plus girls love animals. I'd buy her a stuffed animal as we leave. After that, we'd go to a good restaurant. I'd be content with just spending the day with her, actually.

>> No.439985
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439985

I would eat her poop.

>> No.439986

>>439981

She'd be all over me as soon as I bust out my ace in the hole, "mollusk".

>> No.439989
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439989

I'd take Keine to one of those historical re-enactments. Then we'd have a nice dinner at my place. No beef, though. She might be sensitive about the cow thing.

>> No.439994

>>439968
Pff. Like anything good ever came from France.

>> No.439991
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439991

Two words; SHOOTAN GAEMS

>> No.439997
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439997

>>439986

"Come on Patchouli, baby. I want you all over me like a mollusk over decaying plant-life."

>> No.440000

>>439980
Marrying Aya would be convenient for my job, I suck at taking photos.

>> No.440001

Reimu
10000 yen should get me vaginal cuz the bitch is broke
followed by daterape drink intermission for unlubed anal
afterwards gtfo of gensokyo before she wakes up

>> No.440003

>>439968
Why don't you just fucking say fish then you faggot?

God you're worse than those idiots who say words like "baka" and "kawaii" and then immediately say what they mean. There's no fucking point in doing that.

>> No.440004
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440004

I'm taking Marisa to the FIRING RANGE and then I'm getting TOTALLY LAID after.

>> No.440005
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440005

>>439994

>> No.440009

>>439994
The statue of Liberty

>> No.440010

>>440003
Take composition.

>> No.440014

>>440009
He said 'good'.

>> No.440019

>>440003
"HURF DURF. WAT? NO I R HAPPY WITH A SMALL LIST .... OF ... UH ... WORDS."
"Vocabulary?"
"WHY SAY THAT WHEN LIST OF WORDS IS FINE? A LANGUAGE SHOULD HAVE A FEW WORDS AS POSSIBLE AND FUCK OTHER LANGUAGES"
"Ever read 1984?"
"WHAT? NO."
"I thought not."

>> No.440022

>>439980
Aya would get upset about all the animals that are trapped in cages.

>> No.440017
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440017

No Cirno? Moar hair ruffling for me.

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440020

Bring my computer over and pick up a couple pizzas and a 24 pack of soda on the way. LAN the night away followed by caffeine induced high-strung fondling at dawn.

>> No.440015

>>440010
take the dick out of your ass

>> No.440024
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440024

I substitute my lack of courtship knowledge by, instead, asking her where she would like to go. This also shows that I value her opinion and respect her as an equal.

... Except I'm fucked if she says "Let's go take Kaguya's lunch money."

>> No.440030

>>440019
I DIDNT KNOW HAVING AN EXTENSIVE VOCABULARY MEANT WASTING BREATH ON USING WORDS FROM A FOREIGN LANGUAGE LIKE A FAGGOT AND THEN HAVING TO EXPLAIN WHAT THEY MEAN

YOU ARE SO BAKA (THAT MEANS STUPID IN JAPANESE)

>> No.440029

I would Cirno to the lizard and amphibian exhibit at the zoo. There she would find all sorts of new and exotic frogs to freeze. After we get escorted off the premises by security, we'd go out for ice cream. Then a nice casual drive around town, before finally arriving back at my place. After invoking the powers of Coirvoissier, I would let nature take its course, if you know what I mean.

>> No.440032

>>440020
She doesn't play games she trolls /jp/

>> No.440036

>>440024

She'd go steal her truck instead. Except now it's a F-150.

>> No.440038

>>440005
CURRY ASS.

>> No.440039

I'd take Komachi to a mexican restaurant.

>> No.440040

>>440024
Give her a truck and she will be happy.

>> No.440042

>>440022

Yes, but then she'd free them. It wouldn't be quite right if hijinks didn't ensue.

>> No.440044

>>440029

I don't mean to sound like the pretentious fags filling up this thread, but it's spelled "Courvoisier".

>> No.440045

>>440030
I KNEW IT YOU HAVEN'T READ 1984 OR YOU'D GET MY POINT YOU PLEBEIAN! (THAT'S LATIN FOR VULGAR OR COARSE PERSON)

>> No.440047

>>440030
WE WEREN'T PLANNING TO UNTIL SOMEONE ASKED.

>> No.440055
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440055

OP here

I should have just said fucking FISH

>> No.440066

{capslock} GETTING BACK ON TOPIC ... {/capslock}

Here's a tough one: where would you take someone like Reimu, who wouldn't be impressed by much of anything and would probably steal the silverware?

>> No.440069
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440069

Take her to a karaoke bar and bring on the booze.

>> No.440070

>>440044
Shit, I knew I'd fuck it up. I should have taken the extra 10 seconds to google it and double-check. But what really bothers me is that my first sentence is missing its verb.

>> No.440072
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440072

>>440045
I'M SORRY, I DON'T LISTEN TO GAYLORDS

>> No.440081

>>440030
American public school education, amirite?

>> No.440074
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440074

>> No.440086

>>fucking FISH
Hm, that reminds me. ZUN hasn't made any karp or koi youkai yet and I always get the feeling that something is amiss in Gensokyo without the humanoid karp.

>> No.440085
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440085

I would bring her to a toy store.

>> No.440091

>>440066
Well, since Reimu spends all of her time drinking booze and shooting, I'd like to take her to an NRA meeting.

>> No.440098

>>440085
What headphones do you think she would use?

>> No.440095
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440095

>>440072
NICE ONE! RUN OUT OF ARGUMENTS SO YOU RESORT TO INSULTS? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD GET AN INTERNET CONNECTION IN A TRAILER PARK.

>> No.440104

>>440086
We have kappa though, which are basically fish.

>> No.440105

I'd take Moukou to a paintball match against Eientei. After that, I would take her home and prepare her dinner. We will spend the rest of the night smoking cigarrettes at the rooftop.

>> No.440108

>>440104
Turtles aren't fish.

>> No.440120

>>440105
>I would take her to the hospital

Oh ho ho

>> No.440123
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440123

>>440095
NEITHER DID I LOL

YOU MUST KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE!

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440125

Yukarin would love a trip to the boutique store.

>> No.440136
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440136

>>440040

Thank you anon. If I ever go on a date with my favorite touhou, I will remember your wise words.

For my second favorite touhou, we would form a masked tag-team in wrestling. With every victory we would grow closer and closer together, until the time has come to challenge the champions for the World Tag-Team Belt. After our fierce battle, I would take off my mask as national tv watched and would propose in the middle of the ring. Even winning the World Tag-Team Belt would be nothing compared to winning Suika's heart.

>> No.440138
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440138

I'd take her to a bookstore and watch what happens.

>> No.440140
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440140

Sushi bar, movies, any place really.

>> No.440141

>>440136
Except she'd get super pissed off that you just disqualified them, and would rip out your spine there and then.

>> No.440144
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440144

I'd take her to a Disney movie. While in the theatre, I'd excuse myself to use the restroom. I'd then pick a direction at random and sprint wildly away as fast as possible and keep running for days until I collapsed into a deep sleep from physical exhaustion.
Then, and only then, would I be far enough away to feel safe.

>> No.440146
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440146

>>440123
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SHOULD BE USING THE NO U PIC, SEEING AS THAT'S THE CRUX OF YOUR ARGUMENT (CRUX MEANS THE CENTRAL POINT BTW)

BUT HEY THEY SAY IGNORANCE IS BLISS SO I GUESS YOU RESENT ALL THIS INFORMATION I'M DUMPING ON YOU?

>> No.440155

>>440144

Which Movie?

>> No.440160

>>440144
Why would you even consider taking her out somewhere then?

>> No.440157
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440157

Fuck dates. I just go rape the maids instead.

>> No.440158
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440158

>>440146
I SURE WOULD LOVE TO POINTLESSLY THROW AROUND UNCOMMON WORDS IN A GUISE OF INTELLIGENCE!!

BUT IM NOT GAY LMAO

>> No.440163
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440163

Do I even need to say Exquisite Doll Shop? Afterwords we'd just cuddle and watch Kung Fu movies.

;__;

>> No.440169

>>439927
Walk through the garden, spar, make gluttonbitch a meal.

>> No.440170

>>440163
She'd be insulted by the poor doll work and would murder the shop keep, probably followed by you.

>> No.440179

>>440045
1984 was portraying the omission of synonyms (wonderful, excellent, magnificent could all be referred to as 'good', or an emphatic 'double-plus good') as limiting free expression, and thus, thought.

Not arbitrarily using foreign words.

>> No.440175
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440175

>>440158
I'm being massively trolled at this point aren't I? I mean, if you are a retard well done and all but.

Otherwise, well played anon. Well played

>> No.440181

>>440146
OH GOD YOU SUCK SO MUCH PHALLUS I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE IT LMAO

(THAT MEANS DICK, WHICH YOU LOVE, FAGGOT)

>> No.440190

>>440144
No matter how far you run, you aren't safe. With the power of Laevateinn, she could instantly incinerate the entire world. Your only possible escape would be on a space ship. But then you would not be able to return to Earth until the surface down after the global firestorm.

>> No.440191
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440191

>>440181
FORGOT MY PICTURE!

>> No.440197

>>440179
Point was that a range of language implies a greater range of meaning. Not everyone uses big words to show off, sometimes it's trying to be less ambiguous with communication

>> No.440195
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>>440160
When Flandre wants to go out to a movie, you don't say no.

>> No.440201
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440201

How would she feel if she were to see the wealth of the catholic church in Vatican?

>> No.440206

>>440195
Talk about major loss. First one she'd probably hug you so hard you'd die, second one she'd probably get mad, last one she'd fucking murder your ass.

>> No.440207

>>440179

Foreign words are an essential part of the evolution of the english language... schadenfreude, kitsch, and schmuck being great examples.

>> No.440211

>>440201
She'd probably destroy it, knowing her.

>> No.440218

>>440201
"How many donations do these guys get?"

>> No.440224

>>440197
>>440207
>>440179

so help me, i actually like where this is going

>> No.440232
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440232

We'd go out for delicious cake. After that, I'd like to cuddle up with her with a blanket and just talk under a starry winter night.

>> No.440247

>>440224
Oooh, so you like it when I get verbose eh? Does it get you hot?

>> No.440244
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440244

I would like to date Youmu but first I need to be on good terms with her daddy. Not only I would get his consent but I would get to learn some manly stuff from him as well.

>> No.440252

>>440201
Reimu will become a good Catholic. Amen!

>> No.440257
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440257

I would take her to an all-you-can-eat buffet in Las Vegas and get her drunk enough to marry her later.

>> No.440262

>>440244
"Hey Yomu, what're your parents getting you for Christmas?"
"MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAD."

>> No.440271

Seeing as I'm a poor, socially inept anon, I would try my best but ultimately fail at any attempt to have a positive date with a Touhou. Even regular conversation would be difficult due to poor conversation skills and having very little in common. Ultimately, I would wind up even more depressed and there would be an even larger rift between me and the rest of regular society.

>> No.440274

>>440257
I truly think that she wouldn't actually drink anything for all the food there.

>> No.440270
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>>440201

>> No.440276

>>440262
Half-dead!

>> No.440289

>>440257
The problem with all-you-can-eat with Yuyuko is that she wouldn't really know where to stop, even after all the food is gone.

>> No.440292
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>>440271
If all else fails, there's always Alice.

>> No.440294
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440294

Anything would do for someone who lives like her.

>> No.440299

>>440294
"We're gonna stare at this brick wall for a few hours, you cool with that?"

"AM I?!"

>> No.440295
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440295

Akihabara

>> No.440306

>>440299

"Afterwards, we'll watch some paint dry!"

"HOLY PENIS!"

>> No.440311

>>440294
I would set up a revenge prank against Sakuya, and then run away with her as far as I can.

>> No.440312

>>440292

Alice would be just as bad. Two socially inept recluses doesn't make a perfect match. It only makes for two people bumbling about, never actually knowing how the other feels or what to do.

>> No.440315

>>440292
The date would be the "Hello;" and, even then, she might mistake that as the marriage proposal.

>> No.440325
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[ERROR]

>>440271

Oh, come on. You could always date someone like China. Even if she's a little stupid, she's kindhearted and tender.

>> No.440332

>>440315
And I would gladly, gladly accept.

>> No.440345

>>440325
And moe.

>> No.440339
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440339

We would make dinner together. I would later show her some jazz vynil discs and teach her to dance. Finally, I would show her a collection of old movies, leaving a few romantic ones at the end of the evening.

>> No.440353

>>440339
Her footwear feels oddly out of place.

>> No.440359

>>440325

It could possibly work, but do you think they would let her away from guarding the mansion long enough to develop a relationship? The only option would be to sit out there with here, which while I'd be willing to do I'm sure atleast one of the inhabitants of the mansion wouldn't take kindly to.

>> No.440363

>>440353
Dont mock my garufuruendo.

>> No.440364
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I would let Reimu play a GTA: San Andreas mod which replaces all pedestrians with Youkais. She will get so wet from killing all of them.

>> No.440366

>>440364
Picture is mere seconds away from Rena + "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry".

>> No.440369

>>440364
But why do you want to date a zombie? Fucking necrophiliac.

>> No.440371
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440371

LAN party. We could spend the rest of the night and morning trolling ourselves at /touhou/.

>> No.440372
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440372

I'd cuddle and watch kung-fu movies with Hong Meiling... We'd watch Master of the Flying Guillotine and Hero and Return of the 5 Deadly Venoms all in a row and then make sweet, passionate love afterwords

>> No.440373
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>> No.440382

>>440366
here.
>>440373
Oh.

>> No.440386

>>440373
Why is a zombie so fappable?

>> No.440387
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440387

China's like Alice in that she's EASY MODO. Not too bright and she'd be happy to have someone to talk to while she stands around that isn't barking out orders.

>> No.440391
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440391

India, the place is filled with flies. We would have to watch out for the snake enchanters, though.

>> No.440416
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440416

>>440369

>> No.440438

I would take Flandre to the top of a grassy hill. I teach her the value of life and how precious it is, hoping for the result of an imouto-ke relationship with her and suppressing her psycho tendencies a little - and eventually becoming her master. We then have tender sex every night, and I live happily ever after taking free lodge at Scarlet Mansion.

>> No.440437
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I would cover my head with a mask, be stark naked and force the youkai to give me a blowjob.

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>>440438

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Kappa rolls for dinner. Fir the rest of the night, I would take her to computer and electronic stores, showing her the wondersof our modern world. At home, I would steal a kiss from her and invite her to read some interesting books inside. Both of us will finally cuddle in the same bed talking about all the interesting stuff we learned during the day until we fall asleep.

>> No.440528
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>>440438
result: BAD END #6

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I tell her how much of a useless piece of shit she is. As I insult and berate her, she begins to cry. I take this as an opprutnity to drug her. With her senses numbed and her mind almost blank, I begin to rape her furiously. I rape her until blood start flowing out of her vagina. "At least you have some use" I would say as I try to cominve her that this is a fact. Finally, I chain her and drag her all the way home.

A lovely date.

>> No.440532

I'd put on my robe and wizard hat

>> No.440536

>>440530
Sadly that's all the intrapersonal interaction China would ever get.

Isn't it sad, China? ;_;

>> No.440539

>>440530
Ah, sound good, but I would rather feed her to Rumia. She has to grow somehow.

>> No.440546

>>440530
You despicable bastard.

>> No.440566

>>440536
The same could be said about all /jp/ posters...

>> No.440574
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>>440530

>> No.440577
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>>440566
Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

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>>440577
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

>> No.440620

>>440577
What is a weeaboo? A miserable pile of sexual fantasies! But enough talk... I have finished my doujin pack download.

>> No.440647

"Excuse me, waiter, I'd like to order the poisson."

"... Pardon?"

>> No.440652

>>440647
But 99% of waiters are french.

>> No.440704

>>440647
A waiter working at a french restaurant should know that.

>> No.440714

>>440652
I picture it as if you were to go to Red Lobster, or any type of seafood restaurant and ask for 'the fish', or 'the lobster' or 'the shrimp'. Maybe if there were only one type of fish dish you could get away with 'le poisson'.

... I prefer snails.

>> No.440756

>>440714
Snail eating always reminds me of Uzumaki.

>> No.440781

id go over to reimu's and just fuck her and smoke weed with her. she wouldn't be up for much else unless it involved swindling people.

>> No.440795

>>440530
You do realize this girl could probably break your spine by accident hugging you? If you tried raping her it's your cock that would bleed from being ripped off by her powerful vaginal muscles.

>> No.440828

>>440795
That's why you weaken her with drugs.

>> No.440979

>>439927
But Patchouli never leaves the library, so yeah!

>> No.442355

Man. You guys are weird.

>> No.442371

>>440144
This made me laugh.

>> No.442393

Anon
Would you like to go to a date with me?

>> No.442440

>>442393
Your penis is probably bigger than mine, so no.

>> No.442450
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I'd take Sakuya out but then she'd drop a steamroller on me while laughing maniacally.

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I have no idea where I would take Tewi. But I do know that in the morning I'll be waking up with one hell of a hangover, a carrot shoved up my ass, and my wallet missing with Tewi nowhere to be found.

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>>442450

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I'd play doctor with Eirin on the kitchen table.

>> No.442474

>>442468
Enjoy your enema.

>> No.442483

>>440312
Actually Alice might be just right for the socially inept Anon. She has no normal expectations or social skills, so Anon might feel more relaxed and just be himself and thus draw Alice out of her shell and end up making sweet love all over the house.

>> No.442489
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First a visit to the vegetable department at the supermarket, then off to Radio Shack.

>> No.442491

>>439962
Why would YOU have to take Yukari somewhere?

>> No.442495
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Café, followed by a bar. We'll just talk until we either get borded and hook up, or part as friends. Zero possibility of a bad end. Just as planned.

>> No.442496

>>442468
And have her teach you about prostate stimulation right?

>> No.442499

>>442495
She is a single mom anon, are you capable of supporting her with her daughter?

>> No.442505

>>442499
I support single moms all the time. Well, at least every time I go to the strip club.

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Beers.

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>>439927

We'd spend the day killing innocent people in giant robots. Wait...this is Komachi right?

>> No.442513

>>442499
Yeah, I can lift an engine block out with my bare hands, so they should be no problem.

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>>442495

>> No.442517
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>>442513

This post..it's shit right?

>> No.442524

Here is a list of characters who are not recommended for a date:

Reimu Hakurei
Expensive bitch, doesn't have any real attachment to anyone, destroyer of happiness.

Flandre Scarlet
Psycho girl who would make you explode at the slightest provocation.

Rumia
At the end of the day you'll be missing a part of your body, if not all. Also, can't see shit captain.

Alice Margatroid
Gets too attached, misght develop extreme jelousy and paranoia. Very possessive.

Tei Inaba

>> No.442533

>>442524
>Alice Margatroid - Gets too attached, misght develop extreme jelousy and paranoia. Very possessive.
LOLWUT?

Alice is none of those. Stop confusing yourself between doujin personalities and canon personality.

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No one willing to date her?

>> No.442537

>>442533
The same could be said for anti Reimu fags.

>> No.442540

>>442535
You don't date sluts. They're only good for booty calls.

>> No.442546

>>442533
*snicker*

>> No.442547

>>442537
Except that Reimu really is an expensive bitch. Hell. She charges people for youkai extermination canonically. WHICH IS PART OF HER FUCKING DUTY AS A SHRINE MAIDEN.

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>>442517

Does thread really deserve better?

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No one wants to date me ~nyoron

>> No.442555

>>442524
>Tei Inaba
>Only great for masochists.
See: >>442459

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Going door to door to get followers.

>> No.442558

>>442557
>>442552
You're out of Anonymous' league. I'd worship you though.

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>>442450
"Oh a fan of me.."

>DATING WITH SAKUYA...
KNIFED END!

>> No.442578

>>442566
Queen of Maids, do you have enough knives?

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We'd go somewhere quiet and play our violins. She'd probably laugh whenever I screw up.

>> No.442584

>>442580
If you're lucky she'll bring her sisters along for a noisy and musical threesome.

>> No.442587

>>442535

I don't think I could afford Aya's 'special dates'

>> No.442595

>>442584
They are all very close. If you date one you date the others too.

>> No.442611

>>442584
You're making me lonely. Fuck, I can't even bring myself to practice now. ;_;

LUNASA!!!! ;_;

>> No.442618

>>442584
Anonymous aparently can't count. It'd be a noisy and musical foursome.

>> No.442622

>>442618
Is that -with- Anonymous, or without?

>> No.442626

>>442587
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1623240

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Take Alice home, drug her and tie her up. When she wakes up, take out tied up Marisa from the cupboard, and fuck her while Alice is watching.

>> No.442642

>>442626

tee hee hee

>> No.442654

>>442626
Nice remix though. You know, if you ever get Aya into a love shack.

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Take her to the Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Eating contest and show that punk Kobaiyashi what's really good!

>> No.442658

>>440306
>>440299
Man, that's really easy to impress. China the new Milhouse?

>> No.442682

>>442658
If you really want to impress her. Call her by her actual name and she'll be all over you like a fat kid on cake.

>> No.442746

Anon dates some Touhous: Great doujin or greatrest doujin?

>> No.442753

>>442746
It'd almost be like if we woke up in Gensokyo...

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