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Oh! Auntie Elly sees something nice!

>> No.43973256
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Nephew-kun is visiting for the first time in years!
He looks so much more manly than he used to!
Elly's terminal loneliness has pushed her into new territory!
She is wearing her best lingerie and has barricaded every other bedroom in Mugenkan!
Nephew-kun can't escape now!
Yuuka casually walks by and tells Nephew-kun that he can sleep with her tonight.

>> No.43973628
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>>43973256
Why does Yuuka do this...

>> No.43973833
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do NOT lewd the gatekeeper of Mugenkan! She is a proper and respectable lady who must be courted and cherished, and is protected by her mistress Yuuka as such. Discerning suitors ONLY!

>> No.43973891
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Auntie Elly needs to learn how to knock on the door before entering! She can't just barge into rooms like in Mugenkan when she's visiting Pandemonium! The Makainese are private people who prefer to dress and undress without having an audience!

>> No.43974004

>>43972979
Thanks for the thread OP

>> No.43977323

>>43973833
This kind of thinking is what led Auntie Elly to her current, desperate circumstance!

>> No.43977501
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43977501

With Elly (shotacon), Yuuka (sadist) and Gengetsu (rapist), does LLS have the highest concentration of sex offenders?

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>>43977501
Yes.

>> No.43979447

>>43977501
Elly isn't a shotacon, it just so happens that the only man who comes to the Mugenkan is fairly young...

>> No.43979731
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>>43979447
Does Elis count as a shotacon if she wants a boyfriend who is around her height? (less than 5')

>> No.43979742

>>43977501
>Yuuka
I do not think that genocide and torture counts as a sex offense so she should not be on that list.

>> No.43979755

>>43979731
I don't know. How old are you?

>> No.43980184

>>43979742
What if the torture is of cock and balls variety?

>> No.43985580
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Elly's thread is dying! Much like her hopes of doing ANYTHING intimate with a man!

>> No.43985887

>>43985580
She depleted her staying power by taking over the AI thread.

>> No.43992707
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>>43985887
Fortunately I can use Mami as a replacement for lack of art too

>> No.43994504
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Her outfit? Different? No, it's the same as always! Silly Newphew-kun.

>> No.43994812

Nephew-kun is dead, and every Elly post for the past few months has been made by Elly herself as a way to handle the grief.

>> No.43994853

>>43994812
What a shame, we all knew how strong Yuuka is but everybody tough she would be able to constrain her strength in bed.

>> No.43994883

>>43994853
>>43994812
I can't believe Yuuka and Elly are going to have to go ALL the way to Higan to pick him up JUST because Yuuka forgot that humans need rest.
Elly is going to get Yuuka to buy lunch for them all at the more expensive restaurant on their way back home and Yuuka won't have any room to complain.

>> No.43996704

>>43994883
At least until Nephew-kun starts chanting, "McDonald's! McDonald's!"

>> No.43996977
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>>43994883
Better be quick about it. There are other scythe wielding women around who might take an interest in nephew-kun if he lingers.

>> No.43998024

>>43996977
Komachi is too lazy to pursue anyone.

>> No.43998036

>>43996704
Come on now.
Nephew-kun isn't THAT young.
Yuuka would want someone a little more mature anyway...

>> No.43998051

>>43998024
Komachi would 100% take nephew-kun for a whirl and might just put him up in little hut by the river for her personal use when slacking off.
>>43996977
Kutaka, Komachi, Eiki, Heca, and even Junko might all snag up Nephew-kun if the animal yakuza bosses don't. They better move fast before someone picks him up like a lost puppy!

>> No.43998363

>>43998051
Is he THAT attractive or its just that he is the only option they have?

>> No.43998375

>>43998363
It's more about the prestige of having stolen a man/boy from one of the more powerful youkai around (and her ineffectual gate guard).

>> No.43998473
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>>43998375
At least, until she finds out about it and gets a little... Frustrated.

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>>43998375
I reckon Junko would have completely different motives for snatching nephew-kun if she got the chance. Motives that are best understood by considering the fact that he wouldn't be known as nephew-kun afterwards, but instead as son-kun.

>> No.43999249

this nephew lore is getting off the rails
I thought the joke was just that elly is really horny and lonely and would fuck her nephew if he visited and now it's every youkai around and eiki is permanently cucked by yuuka and apparently nephew-kun is god's gift to youkai wombs
I'm losing track here

>> No.43999258

>>43998902
>son-kun
Next thing you know he'll be flying around shooting energy beams with his feet.

Elly, where did we go so wrong...?

>> No.43999525

>>43998902
reisen will be ectastic to learn she now has a little brother! now mama junko can pamper her new couple of children, and brag about them to the other moms in the park!

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>>43999249
I'm one of the first (if not the first) to make the "Auntie Elly" joke, and I share that sentiment.

All I want is to see an awkward Elly attempt in great vain to get into a young man's pants, like in these posts. Her being an auntie (and the young man her "nephew") is simply an additional funny, because it's funny to think of her as out of touch, old-fashioned, lonely and possibly an incorrigible wine chugger whose whole life is dictated by Yuuka's strange whims.

>> No.43999765
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>>43999558
That's how I remember it going as well.
Nephew-kun to me was always a young man, but far from a shota because it makes sense for Elly to be out of date and old-fashoned, given her dress and... odd living situation, wheras Yuuka would be more "with it" since she actually leaves Mugenkan a lot. Therefore she would act a lot like an old lady, and refer to someone more than a year or two (Biologically speaking, who knows how old Elly is chronologically and it's not really relevant) younger than her as her "nephew", since that's a thing people a generation or two ago liked to do.
Although I thought everyone had agreed upon cider as her drink of choice, leading to the joke of everyone in Mugenkan being rough around the edges compared to the more snobby nobility that the Scarlets represent.

>> No.44001626

>>43999558
>>43999249
I'm, just shitposting anons. No need to consider my shitposts canon since its just running with the hypothetical of 'what if yuuka fucks him to death' for fun.
the goodness of Nephew-kun is that he can be a shota if you want or he can be a teen or even younger man and its fun to do any of them. On the plus it makes Elly seem a bit more crazy if he was that young.

Plus we all know every 2hu is weak to shotas anyways so it fits.

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>>43999765
>Although I thought everyone had agreed upon cider as her drink of choice, leading to the joke of everyone in Mugenkan being rough around the edges compared to the more snobby nobility that the Scarlets represent.
Yuuka and Elly are dignified country gentlewomen and far from simple hillbillies! You might not hear them speaking in a refined high class accent like the ones used by Sacchan, Louise or Kikuri, but they are well versed in etiquette and good manners. Being more direct and practical is seen as a virtue in rural areas like Mugenkan.

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I don't really care what Auntie Elly drinks, as long as she does it desperately and without moderation.

>> No.44003630

>>43999249
All you need to know is that >>43994812 is correct. Every post in this thread is a delusion born from grief that he'll never be coming back.

>> No.44004863
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The main appeal of Elly for me is just the funny face she makes when she's nervous. Can we get more of that?

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>>44004863
It is indeed legendary, however a little rarer than I'd like.
Maybe more artists who know about Elly would fix that?
And yes it's a fake transparancy, I can't be assed removing it

>> No.44006487
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>> No.44008119

>>44006487
Silly Elly!
She had one installed when Yukari started bragging about the flatscreen she found [stole] in the outside world!
Although one has to wonder if a 4k screen was really necessary for gardening videos..

>> No.44008359

>>44006487
Did nephew-kun say he was going to go watch tv in Yuuka's bedroom with her?

>> No.44008425

>>44006487
So is Yuuka unaware of Elly's feelings for nephew-kun or she simply does not gives a shit?

>> No.44008472

>>44006487
shame. the master hoarding the television. just like the tohno mansion...

>> No.44008584
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>>44008359
No, that's what they said they were doing while lying next to each other under the covers.
Elly being the kind and polite lady she is relayed the news of Gengetsu's latest escapade, and excused herself promptly.
Normally, when Muge and Genge "visit", Yuuka is fairly quick to remind them why she's the master of the dream world, unless she is in needing of waking up first. So, most of the time. This particular incident was rather different, in that even after being informed of the threat to Mugenkan, Yuuka was a little lethargic to say the least.
In fact, Elly and her best friend [Other than Yuukarin of course] Kurumi had to handle the incident themselves, at considerable cost to the interior decorations.
Normally, Yuuka dispatches of the 'getsus with the air of an expert at home in their field, eliminating them so quickly they haven't much chance to actually do much.
This time, the carpet of the main hallway was torn up, and rendered tattered rags.
Yuuka would normally be infuriated at the slightest bit of damage or dirt to one of her treasured tartan rugs, but interestingly this time, when she showed up no earlier than one full hour after having been disturbed, she just said "Oh well, I suppose we should have been making some changes to the house anyway~" and went back to her room.
Perplexed at this uncharacteristic behaviour, Elly wracked her brains for anything that might have been odd leading up to this event, and found nothing.
Her own interest in the affectionately dubbed "Nephew-kun" was however most likely a major factor in this turn of events, seeing as she had been negleting her gatekeeping duties more than normal since he had arrived.
Of course, there were still times when miss Kazami needed a hand with her garden, and while Elly had to pretend to be busy with her actual job, normally it fell on 'Rumi to take up this task.
This was of course, wholly impractical, since even Makai vampires weren't good in the sun, and miss Kazami always picked the brightest of days to view her sprawling gardens.
So, Kurumi was only ever taken on overcast days, or at night, to lend light aid to the real hard worker, since being as young as she was (A mere three centuries!) she wasn't all that suited to much else other than providing company or holding the odd trowel for the Lady of Mugenkan.

Ever since Nephew-kun had been brought home however...

The two must have been exhausted from all that hard work they were doing together!
Sure enough, they had been coming back home sweaty and flustered, and the normally immaculately dressed Yuuka had had her shirt untucked and the blouse opened more than normal more often than not!
It was just like her to push Nephew-kun to the brink of death, and she had been known to get carried away while doing so!
Of course, she'd have her own work to do as well, so really she would have been doing far more than usual herself as well!
And all that time spent together in the drawing room, why, of course they had been discussing the coming work, and the layouts of the intracate gardens of lady Kazami late into the night!

There was just one thing nagging at the back of her mind... >>44006487

>> No.44008738
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>>44008584
It's easy to imagine Kurumi being left to work independently in the garden without Yuuka's or Elly's supervision, getting distracted when Elis comes to visit her and ending up skipping work altogether to hang out with her.

>> No.44008855

>>44008584
I'm sure that despite everything Elly is rather satisfied at having such a hard working master!

>> No.44008939

>>44008855
She'll always have her bath times with nephew-kun too. He still hasn't caught on to her true motivations and fully buys the "saving water and time" excuse.

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>>44008939
Elly's bathtime is very precious to her, and she'll be DAMNED if Yuuka is going to try and take it from her!

It's a practical solution! Efficiency! More time spent doing better things!
And no, he can't just go with Yuukarin, only auntie Elly knows all his dirty spots! Besides, should a woman of such high class as Lady Kazami, the Beauty of the Twilight, the Flower Master of the Four Seasons really be alone with a young boy in the bath? Think of the scandal it could cause and what it would mean for her reputation!

No, this is the best way. Gatekeepers are trustworthy and reliable, and they can be trusted with such an important task. Yuuka must be kept pure and viable for marriage if and when she finds the right man, and even Nephew-kun can't be trusted with that level of responsibility.

>> No.44009105

>>44008584
Is... Is this NTR?

>> No.44009114

>>44009105
In this timeline, Elly's womb has not felt the contours of Nephew-kun's member, and therefore excludes this from being NTR.
Unless you want it to be for some reason, idc.

>> No.44009127

>>44009114
So, like every other timeline then?

>> No.44009181
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>>44009127
Not *every* other timeline.
But most of them.
Unfortunately, Elly is just a little too indirect for nephew-kun to really pick up on her hints, obvious as they may be to an outside observer
You see, her habit of masking every advance she makes as something mundane has slowly eroded Nephew-kun's reasoning to the point where he doesn't even think twice about it anymore.
Why, when Kurumi was complaining about not getting hot water in her cabin on the lake, he even offered to include her in the group bathtime!
Even more worryingly, she actually agreed!

It was an awkward half-hour for Elly, having to do the same things to her beloved 'Rumi as she had done to Nephew-kun, in order to mask the fact that she had been basically groping and fondling more or less where she had pleased in the privacy of the bathroom.
Touching Kurumi even only half as indecently just felt wrong...

Yuuka on the other hand had no trouble breaking through that layer.
She had noticed a glance here and there at her, made a few passes herself, and come to the quite rational conclusion that something was bound to happen sooner or later, so she might as well act early to make sure he was still young and virile.
All it had taken was a rough grabbing and dragging to her room, a few quick words and things just kicked off from there.

>> No.44011066

>>44009105
Yes

>> No.44015029
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>>44009181
>But most of them.
God damn.

Then again, the way you describe it, it sounds like she brought it on herself.

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>>44015029
Elly is a victim of her own hubiris.
Forever alone...

>> No.44025013
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Yuuka can be a bit blunt at times but she does love her gatekeeper.

>> No.44028522

>>44025013
How did Yuuka and Elly come to know each other?
Did Yuuka defeat Elly in combat?
Did she use her flower manipulation powers to grow a ton of cider apples?
Do they just have a quiet understanding for each other?
We may never know...

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>>44028522
In my completely unsubstantiated and tenuous headcanon, Elly is a bee youkai or bee kami. The flowers-bees connection ought to be obvious, but Elly also has a fair bit of yellow and fluff in her design, wields a pointy weapon and loyally defends the hive, I mean home.

Yeah. It's not much. Still tickles me, though.

>> No.44029936

>>44029036
Stupid sexy cider aunt hanging around her room without any pants on.

>> No.44029971

>>44029936
Come on. Cut her some slack. It's not like anyone's going to walk in.

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>>44029971
Doesn't stop her from secretly wishing that a certain nephew-kun would. I bet she's rehearsed a scenario of that happening in her head for so many times that she's lost count, knowing exactly what to say and do and how to respond to everything he might throw at her. And yet, if it ever did happen, she'd go into panic mode, forget all of her "simulations" and just drop spaghetti all over the place.

>> No.44030033

>>44030001
Get a drawfag on this. That's too good of a picture to go to waste.

>> No.44030058

>>44030033
The AI thread has an anon who takes requests. He's done some auntie Elly pics earlier and they're pretty good.

>> No.44033890
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Kurumi must be hibernating during the summer. Kuruposting is basically non-existent.

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>>44029971
haha, very funny anon...

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>>44033890
Vampires dont thrive in Summer, after all the days are longer. Kurumi doesnt have the time to shine.

>> No.44040268
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Elly before she became an auntie.

She used to be so young...

>> No.44040335
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>>44040268
Where do the years go?

>> No.44043156
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>>44039484
It's Kurumi!

>> No.44045271
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Seems like she took some time off.

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>>44045271
Kurumi enjoyed her vacation in Makai with Elis.

>> No.44046811

>>44040335
Same place where hope goes.

>> No.44052041
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Pretty!

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>>44052041
If she's so pretty, why can't she find a man?

>> No.44056463

>>44056430
Gengetsu

>> No.44056469

>>44056463
That's not a man.

>> No.44056491

>>44056469
You got it wrong. Gengetsu keeps on stealing the men away from Yuuka's mansion.

>> No.44057817
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Elly has had enough

>> No.44057906

>>44057817
The bully has become the bullyee...

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44058858

>>44057817
Elly if she had been training like she said she was all that time!

>> No.44058867

>>44058858
This procrastination has to end! Someone should just take care of Elly's accumulated stress so she can focus on self-improvement!

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44062239

>>44058867
If only, if only Elly had some outlet for these pent up feelings, she could have some way of relief from this mounting pressure inside her...

>> No.44065293

Why does she like fancy clothes?

>> No.44065443

>>44065293
Her dress isn't that fancy. What is, is her scythe. What even IS that thing?

>> No.44065527
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>>44065443
It looks retarded, i don't know how she can swing it without decapitating herself

>> No.44065576

>>44065527
I can only assume it's sharpened on the outer edge and made for throwing rather than swinging.

>> No.44066443

>>43972979
>>43973256
>>43973628
>>43973891
>>43985580
>>43994504
>>44006487
>>44062239
Getting Auntie Elly pregnant with 10 or more kids so she wouldn't be lonely!

>> No.44066610

>>44066443
After so many years, what makes you think her dusty old baby-chamber is still churning out eggs every month?

>> No.44067043

>>44066610
There is only one way for us to find out and it is to do the deed with her.

>> No.44067475

>>44067043
I'm sure there has to be a less invasive, medicinal solution.

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>>44065576
ZUN was extra drunk when he came up with the idea of a throwing scythe

>> No.44068693
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... It still works, OK?

>> No.44069113

Bonding with Elly by trying out new recipes

>> No.44069253
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I can't believe that nephew-kun posting has increased Elly's popularity beyond a point where she can support a thread independent of the getsus and Yuuka...

>> No.44069327
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>>44069253
Nephew-kun is very protective of his auntie Elly!
You have no idea how heartbreaking it is for a woman to lose her thread before the bump limit, and you'll know just how terrible it is to have to comfort a sobbing mess of a gatekeeper!

On a serious note, it's probably just the only joke you can consistently make with Elly that isn't better suited to Meiling or Komachi.
As tired as it gets sometimes, it's about the only characterisation we have of her, since she only has a dozen or so lines of dialogue to work with. I would like a little more, but there aren't even all that many pictures of our beloved auntie, nevermind any fanon works, as mixed a blessing as they are.

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Gorgeous!

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>>44069327
That's true for nearly all PC98s. Nephew-kun is just a dumb meme that resonated, at least here. With me, too; I enjoy it way more than it merits.

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>>44068693

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>>44074748
Poor phrasing by 'rumi, what she actually meant was she wanted her cup size, not the physical breasts themselves.
Someone should really tell her what she's actually saying sometimes, but then we wouldn't get gems like this!

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>>44076131
Kurumi is busty enough as it is! Genge is already self-concious as hell when standing next to her, trying to push her utterly flat chest as outward as she can to make it look at least a little curved to avoid getting totally mogged. And Elis wouldn't appreciate it either if Kurumi's AA-cup chest would suddenly grow and challenge her own A-cup assets.

>> No.44079911

>>44070327
Fat

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>>44079911

>> No.44080833

>>44074736
A younger and wilder auntie Elly... Nephew-kun would have been smitten!

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>>44065527
Swoosh~

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>>44080833
She'll feel young and wild again after enough cider.

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>>44085831
Confronting Elly about her drinking problem!
Telling her that alcohol isn't the solution to feelings of loneliness!
Elly locking eyes with you as she downs her 3rd pint of the afternoon!
"I'm not lonely, and Youkai don't need to worry over such things"
Elly is clearly in denial!
Going to ask Yuukarin for her help in an intervention!
She's halfway through a massive bottle of brandy!
Going to Kurumi instead!

>> No.44085893

>>44085857
Someone isn't doing his job.

>> No.44088635
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Liking older women.

>> No.44088644

>>44088635
What about it?

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>>44088644
Obtain!

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>>44085857
Yuuka downing a bottle of brandy a day and being completely incomprehensible after noon is pretty funny haha

>> No.44090240

>>44088664
That's quite the look there on auntie Elly. What happened now?

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Here is your order, sir! 1 small yuuk

>> No.44093036 [DELETED] 

>>44090421
thankiu

>> No.44093232 [DELETED] 

>>44090421
No, Elly, I did not order a small yuuk! You didn't even listen to my order! This is why Shinki told you not to open a cafe!!

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>>44093036
*thankyuu

>>44088792
Yuuka isn't an alcoholic per se, but she can put back a whole lot of it before it even begins to affect her!
If you get her drunk enough to actually answer a question straightforwardly (Already horribly dangerous), she stutters out something along the lines of "Strong youkai aren't affected by alcohol", which given that she's only been in this state (According to living memory anyway) a dozen or so times, and it took a whole barrel of apple wine every time, I'm inclined to believe her.
Some say that Yuuka's tastes are the real reason for Elly's employment...

>> No.44097789

Drunk Elly slurring every word!
Elly, hanging on to you for balance, telling random strangers that she will beat the crap out of them if they dare touch you!
Drunk Elly not understanding why you don't like her threatening random people!

>> No.44099014

>>44097789
And after you've gotten home and deposited her on the bed in her room, she keeps clinging on! In the darkness and diffuse light of the stars outside, auntie Elly is leaning on you, breathing softly, her face buried in your chest! The air smells like her, the bed smells like her, even she smells like herself (despite the sour stench of wine wafting on top)!

A minute passes, then two, then five, yet she refuses to let go. What-ever could this ageless, self-assured woman want from a young, human man like you?

>> No.44099098

Aunt? More like wife!

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E-Elly...?

>> No.44100116

>>44067504
I can't believe I'm saying this.

Auntie Elly is kinda rad, being proficient at throwing her scythe around. Could you imagine chucking that shit around?

>> No.44101041

>>44100006
Elly's erotic chubby tummy!

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>>44099014
Elly grabbing hold on to you as if for dear life!
Getting tighter and tighter until it almost hurts!
Elly slurring something together with tears in her eyes as she tries to fight off both sleep and intoxication!
Finally, she yields to her innate biology, and falls into a gentle, quiet doze, her breathing shallow yet slow, the outline of her face illuminated by only the moon.
You realize now that if someone were to walk in on the two of you, that it'd be hard to explain just what you were doing in a single lady's bedroom with her curled up in your arms, subtly snoring oblivious to the world.
You knew Kurumi sometimes had a nightmare and needed comforting from her best friend, but you hoped that this would be one of the nights where she wouldn't stirr, more than ever. It was nice being in Elly's grasp after all...

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>>44101041
That's not the only chubby part!

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that elly girl? dude the elly girl in that fuckin games i was playin bro i don't give a fuck if she's pc98 bro if she pc98 i'm pc98 ya feel me? ya smell me?

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>>44104105
Please do not call Elly's butt chubby, she's very self-conscious about that!

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>>44104105
Elly's chubby, mature, auntie body!

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>>44103902
At some point, you drifted off yourself. When you come to, it’s morning, knifing in through the circumspectly drawn blinds of auntie Elly’s bedroom windows, yet finding no purchase in its owner’s eyes. Only your lone pair – and your swelling apprehension that you’re late for your breakfast with Miss Yuuka.

You join in Mugenkan’s dining room who turns out to be not just the Mugenkan’s impatient master, but also a thoroughly unflurried auntie Elly, staidly acknowledging your presence as she always does. For the long half-hour of shoving the food down your dry and hungover throat, you wonder inside whether last night took place at all.

It is only after Miss Yuuka leaves to attend her inscrutable needs, and you’ve set about clearing the table, that auntie Elly approaches. Without any preamble, she climbs to her tiptoes, places both her hands upon your shoulders and plants a soft, lingering kiss on your cheek, the corners of her lips – by accident, just barely – brushing yours.

She appears not to notice, or mind, and whispers into your suddenly hot ear:

“Thank you. I’ll be counting on you next time, too.”

>> No.44114117

>>44108720
>>44103902
ITT; Nephew-kun grows up and becomes Nephew-san

>> No.44114170

>>44114117
Soon: Nephew-danna

>> No.44116488

Drunk Elly scares me, what if she hits me

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>>44116488
It could be worse. She could hit ON you.

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>>44116488
Elly??? Hit you???
Even the thought that you could believe she was even capable of such a thing is enough to hurt her.
What reason would she have to hurt her beloved nephew??
She doesn't even really like fighting all that much, unlike her employer, she earns her keep more by managing the extensive orchard behind Mugenkan than she does by actually keeping watch.
Sure, when the time comes she has to do what she's paid to, but it's a rare enough occurrance that it's not weighing too heavy on her soul.

No, Elly is simply incapable of seriously hurting anyone without a very good reason.
Whenever the cute vampire of the lake is visiting and she skins her knee, Elly is right there to assist, even though Kurumi is realistically speaking immortal for all intents and purposes. Because of this, they have a nigh-unbreakable bond, almost stronger than that with her boss, and the two can often be seen whiling the time away together, both of them happy as a kitten with a tub of cream.

>> No.44116598

>>44116532
oh noooooo

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>>44116585
What is drunk Elly like? Depressed? Catatonic? Overly affectionate?

>> No.44118804

>>44116532
Danger:
Brassiere tensile stress above critical limit. Boobsplosion imminent.

>> No.44121568

>>44118792
Chatty and restless, but with long, intermittent bouts of sullen silence where she clings to you and refuses to let go for any reason.

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>>44100006
She's getting more desperate... Who would've thought such a thing was possible?

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>>44126814
Absolutely pitiful behaviour from our beloved auntie.
Really, the few hours of passionate hand-holding love making that she and nephew-san had last nigh, the night before, the night before that... Once in the orchard... Et cetera, are no excuse to leave her clothes off until the morning comes.
Just crass really, holding on to her beloved like she would her own soul, after a weeping confession of abosolute love for him went better than her wildest fantasies, to the point where she really thought she was dreaming for a whole five minutes.
Simply unacceptable, Yuuka had better have a word with her!

>> No.44127692

>>44127665
Wait, so it was requited? What are we going to joke about now?!

>> No.44127724

>>44127692
The time leading up to this point of course!!
Or just ignore any sense of continuity, this is 4chan.

>> No.44134749

Is it safe to be drunk around Elly? I don't want her doing any funny business while I'm in a vulnerable state.

>> No.44134854

>>44134749
Don't worry, elly would never get you drunk then practice her comedy routine on you

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>>44134749
I can assure you that auntie Elly would never, ever, not in a million years use your inability to refuse in order to practice her kissing skills.

>> No.44142379

I hate Elly!

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>>44142379
You know that's not true, Nephew-kun~

You're just being rebellious!

>> No.44144017

>>44142525
No it's true! I hate everything about her!

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>>44144017
Very well.

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>>44140060
Well, if she says so, but can she please make sure to put a blanket over me when I pass out on the couch?

>> No.44144261

>>44144259
Oh, she'll put a blanket over you.

Then crawl under it.

>> No.44144562

>>44144228
yuuka-sama! please go see elly! she has the eyes of pure darkness! I fear for her life!

>> No.44145622

>>44144228
Lol go cry to yuuka, bet you can't hit me

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>>44145622
Normally, Yuuka only jokes about turning people into a mist of atoms, but this time she might actually follow through with the threat for making one of her only good friends sad!
How interesting!

>> No.44146134

>>44145651
Whatever, yuuka would never hit me lol. She's dumb like elly!

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>>44146134
Think again!!
Show her the rules, she's not breaking any!!
The only thing broken here is every bone in your body!!

>> No.44146297

>>44146134
Nephew-kun, this is your father speaking to you from heaven. I have heard you maligning our gracious friend, Miss Yuuka, and so come to you with wisdom of the ages. It goes: shut up before you explode.

Pray for me. Peace.

>> No.44149882

>>44146279
>>44146297
Lol fugg both of you. Elly and yuuka are a sluts

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>>44149882
>are a sluts
ESL moment.
getthefuckouttahere

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Yeees, Mistress Yuuka, I'm in he--

Ne--Nephew-kun?! Weren't you supposed to arrive tomorrow?!

Wait, no. No, no, no! There's no problem! I just-- I-- aaaaaaAAAHHH!

>> No.44152611

>>44152548
Nopan flustered elly?
What a treat!

>> No.44152669

>>44150417
I'm sorry yuuka don't bust my balls

>> No.44152705

>>44150417
Actually no fuck you elly is better than you

>> No.44153606

>>44146297
nephew-kun is really blessed. even being an unsufferable, spoiled, bratty child, he is still unharmed to this very second, testing elly's will to live, and miss yuuka's patience, to the limit! and even his late father came to warn him against tempting yuuka's anger!
but they all know it is just a phase, and he will be sorry, and ask for forgiveness, crying!
...
any moment now!

>> No.44153731

>>44153606
I take it back i'm sorry.....yuuka and elly are the best! I didn't wanna hurt their feelings......

>> No.44157506

>>44153731
As if by magic, nephew kun's chances of dying a horribly painful, slow death drop dramatically!

>> No.44157525

>>44157506
I'm not saying this because i don't wanna die....i'm genuinely sorry....

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>>44157525
At least you apologised!
Not many people consider the feelings of gatekeepers at all, so just a little courtesy goes a long way!

>> No.44171479

>>44163982
I don't wanna make elly sad ever again!

>> No.44172561

>>43972979
I really think Elly's curls are so cute

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>>44171479
Good.

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>>44172561
I want to put my finger through one of them in the most obscene manner possible!

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Bully.

>> No.44179355

>>44163982
Good, it appears Elly bought it, she can't be too harsh or uncompromising, due to her circumstances. But Miss Yuuka, however, is not satisfied with a simple apology. She demands nephew-kun to meet in her room, where she will give him a long and hard lecture on how to respect and obey his seniors. Yuuka already informed Elly to not interrupt them for dinner or anything; she believes Elly will neglect on his discipline, going too mild on him.

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