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I heard everyone on /jp/ was a trap

confirm/deny

>> No.4395115

maybe a beartrap

>> No.4395121

>>4395115
Dude, I at least am simply a bear.

It's better this way.

>> No.4395123

>>4395107

I'd suck his cock

>> No.4395127

Everyone on /jp/ is female pretending to be male

>> No.4395128

>>4395107
I wish I could pull off being a trap.

>> No.4395136

I'm a girl on the Internet, does that count?

>> No.4395142

what happened to Chisame's blog?

did he close it?

>> No.4395155

>>4395142
Moved.

http://kureha.no-ip.org/kureha_blog/

>> No.4395186
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>>4395155

>> No.4395214

no.

>> No.4395224

>>4395127
This would be pathetic.

>> No.4395243

Confirm, OP, I'm wearing a little girl right now

>> No.4395254

>>4395224
40% of /jp/ is made up of females pretending to be males

>> No.4395272

>>4395243
PUT LITTLE GIRL ON HEAD

>> No.4395283

>>4395243
>I'm wearing a little girl right now
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/c22d96ef8c48996f0a18d07ea2b7ffdbffac3cfc-67812-566-700-jpg/177445-23
Stupid faker4, so good.

>> No.4395287

I am a little girl.

>> No.4395288

>>4395272
More like skin girl and wear her.

That's how Aztec rituals worked. By flaying and wearing the skin of the previous Tezcatlipoca, you became Tezcatlipoca himself! Anyone wants to give it a spin with girls?

>> No.4395294

>>4395288
I accidently an entire master of human suffering?

Not so much.

>> No.4395306

Duck-taped chair, metal arms that look as if they been rusting for 40 years. He definitely needs a new one.

>> No.4395679
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>>4395107
hmm nope, boring male pretending to be male here

>> No.4395696

>>4395679
That face looks photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels and I've seen lots of shops in my time.

>> No.4395701

>>4395679

You need a chair as nice as that equipment

>> No.4395707

>>4395679
You need a haircut.

>> No.4395710 [DELETED] 

>>4395105
Good Lord. Thank God you're not at AɳoɳTalk.com.

>> No.4395715
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>>4395679
Is that you, Apprentice Sysadmin?

>> No.4395723

I used to look like a stud until I gained a lot of weight recently. Nowadays since I have already graduated and I spend my working days (?) making ad farms in the internet at home I stopped caring about my appearance.

>> No.4395729

>>4395723
As long as you're happy, it doesn't matter much.

You are happy, aren't you?

>> No.4395732

>>4395723

Sounds ideal for your average poster here

>> No.4395736

>>4395715
/wavies, indeed it is

>>4395701
naw, chairs are bad for my back, been blissfully backpain free since I gave them up

>>4395707
naw, a wash yeah

>> No.4395779

>>4395729
I am happy I suppose. At least I am not getting pushed into an overqualified and underpaid job like most of my colleagues after graduation.

My income is meagre but since I stay at home I only have to spend very little each month.

>> No.4395785

>>4395779
Good, good. Are you packing away enough in savings after your expenses in case of emergency and for the future?

>> No.4395793

>>4395785
Nope. When that I happens then I am royally fucked.

>> No.4395802

>>4395793
I can't help but admire you.

>> No.4395803
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4395803

Please tell me this isn't a dude...

>> No.4395804

>>4395785
>>4395793

The logic of most 4chan users over the age of 18.

>> No.4395807

>>4395803
If you have already fapped, I could lie for you ...

>> No.4395810

>>4395807
Is he from Taiwan?

>> No.4395814

>>4395810
brb steryotypes

>> No.4395826

>>4395807
Haven't fapped yet, no. So it's a guy then?

Fuck. Why the hell don't girls do this shit?!!

>> No.4395833

>>4395826
Don't they? Or are you refering to flat chested girls?

>> No.4395837

>>4395826

I agree more girls should hide their face

>> No.4395839

I consider myself straight, but damn if I didn't get a boner.

>> No.4395845

>>4395833
Yeah, they do. Forgot about cosplay for a sec there.

>>4395837
That's not what I meant. I was talking about the maid costume and the...uh...cute pose.

>> No.4395847

I consider myself straight because the appeal is still only his feminine aspects.

>> No.4395886

>>4395845
Just because they don't post on /jp/ doesn't mean that girls don't do it. Check 2ch for instance.

>> No.4395917

>>4395107
where did you hear that from? and where did you get that picture from?

>> No.4395927

>>4395847
http://kureha.no-ip.org/kureha_blog/

>> No.4395935

Hmmn... I'm pretty sure the new address isn't reflected by google yet. been trying to get hold of something new but every store is closed during the chinese new years holidays.

>> No.4395949

>>4395935
What are you looking to purchase?

>> No.4395973

>>4395949
clothes....

>> No.4395974

I only look like a girl from the back, because I have long hair. Two guys even tried to get to know me, until I turned around and they realized I was a guy.

>> No.4395979

>>4395974
That must have been a pleasant experience.

>> No.4395991

I still want to fill your anus with my cock. From behind, of course.

>> No.4395998

>>4395974

Honestly I am surprised that you take all this so well and don't quit out of how creepy it gets.

>> No.4396005

I must say whoever is in this picture has splendid hair.

>> No.4396017

Chisame your room still disgusts me, your next update better be an improvment!

>> No.4396021

>>4396017
Don't listen to this man! Your room is wonderful.

>> No.4396028

>>4396017
>>4396021
what does Chisame's room look like? All I see in this thread is his computer and his bed

>> No.4396031

>>4396028
Follow this link and see for yourself
http://kureha.no-ip.org/kureha_blog/

>> No.4396050
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>>4396028
my room... this might turn up in future room threads...

>> No.4396059

>>4396050
I like it, could use a little more cable management though. Jealous of your Sonic Fate!

>> No.4396062

>>4396050
How can you afford so many things?

>> No.4396065

>>4396050
Do you live alone in an apartment?

>> No.4396093
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>>4396059
>>4396059
That sadly, was the only fate I was able to get hold of. The other 2 Alter Fates I couldn't get.

>>4396062
I haven't bought anything after the Sonic Fate, and haven't bought manga in almost an yr. Eat less, spend less I was able to afford that from a monthly allowance of 62.1166 USD you can do it too. I do make a little bit of pocket money fixing computers on the side though.

>>4396065
I live with my grandmother

>> No.4396096

>>4396050

It's a bit cleaner then I remember it but it needs some organization.

>> No.4396108

>>4396062
Uh it looks about average if you've ever been in a room thread.

>> No.4396117

>>4396093
Eh? Only other Alter Fate out right now is Nanoha A's one, unless you mean being unable to get the next one, which was revealed at WonFes; unless I'm terribly mistaken.

>> No.4396123

>>4396093
Is that some Raid near the book shelf?

>> No.4396124
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>>4395107
You will never know.

>> No.4396133

>>4396093
What are you gonna do with all your stuff when you join the military?

>> No.4396142

>>4396133
He's joining the military?

>> No.4396159

>>4395803
Needs moar nekomimi modo meido.

>> No.4396161
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>>4396117
There are 3 Alter Fate's out... 2 A's and 1 Strikers
The one I have is Shin Sonic Fate from Strikers

>>4396133
lock down my room and hope my relatives won't throw it out?

>>4396123
Raid kills almost anything if it moves, it kills it, even small gecko things

>>4396096
Shelves... I need them.

>> No.4396164

>>4396142
mandatory conscription

>> No.4396173

>>4396164
aren't you the czechfag?

>> No.4396177

>>4396161

Damn you getting those dumb little pale geckos over there too?

They're everywhere here and I get scared that they might get into my electronic crap.

>> No.4396184

>>4396173
no I'm not.

>>4396177
I find them in the house once or twice an yr not really that much of a problem, I hit the last one I found with a slipper, it dazed it and then I flushed it down the toilet.

>> No.4396187

Poor geckos ;_;

>> No.4396188

>>4396184
You are an evil, evil person.

>> No.4396193

hey, I don't want to risk swallowing any in my sleep.

>> No.4396198

>>4396193
you swallow spiders anyway so why not some geckos too?

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>>4396198
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

>> No.4396219

>>4396198
I don't see much spiders actually... last one I saw was a daddy longleg about 3 yrs or so ago

>> No.4396231

So you guys live alone or what? what kind of jobs do you have?

>> No.4396233

>>4396093
>>4396050
>>4396161
why is the quality so shitty?

>> No.4396247
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4396247

What's the big deal, even geckos kill geckos

>> No.4396256

>>4396193

I've got a gecko that you could swallow in your sleep...

>> No.4396259

>>4396233
it's called jpeg compression from 4mb down to only a few hundred kb

>>4396231
I live as a hikki with my grandmother who has parkinsons get an allowance of 62.1166 USD a month for gas, food , drinks, the works. Dad pays for utility expenses. I work kinda like a freelancer, fix computers, build computers, install wireless APs, translating work, tutor, help out as a clerk at a friend's hobby store, blah blah blah, did I mention that I'm in college?

>> No.4396266

>>4396259
How old are you?

>> No.4396276

>>4396266
I think he mentioned he's 24?

>> No.4396281

jp is a ronery dude fest

>> No.4396283

>>4396276
yeah, my birthday is coming up 4 days after April Fools, feel free to send me things that aren't lube, photos of your dick or dildos.

>> No.4396285

>>4396283
i'd send you something

>> No.4396289

>>4396283
>feel free to send me things that aren't lube, photos of your dick or dildos.

But that's all I have.

>> No.4396291

>>4396285
Send me your autograph lol maybe you'll become famous someday.

>> No.4396292

>>4396259
"Crossdressing Battle Programmer Shirase" needs to be animated.

>> No.4396301

>>4396283
you eliminated all of the fun things.

>> No.4396304

>>4396289
Chisame's politely turning down your invitation to ass raping.

>> No.4396306
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>>4396283
I notice you didn't say anything about no onaholes

>> No.4396308

>>4396301
there's always lingerie, tenga products, sm gear and stuff like that.

>> No.4396309

>>4396291
haha i doubt it but i will send you something good for your birthday when the time comes and if you'd be willing to tell me your address lol

>> No.4396313

>>4396283
What would you like?

>> No.4396319

>>4396306
That looks terrible. There's no way I would stick my manhood into that.

>> No.4396332

If I buy you a dress of my choice will you wear it and post pictures?

>> No.4396333

>>4396313
like all people... cash! lol

I'ld like some clothes... my washer is chewing up my normal clothes and I only have maid/shuffle uniform at the moment.

>>4396306
it would take me forever to list out the different perverted things running through everyone's head

>> No.4396343

>>4396332
There are reasons to deter you from doing that.

Shipping costs, size problems, I don't wear skimpy outfits.

Other than that... I don't see why not.

>> No.4396345

>>4396333
As if we'd give you something more normal to wear than a maid uniform

>> No.4396348

>>4396345
maid clothes are like the foundation to cosplay bro, they are the norm of the norm.

>> No.4396358

>>4396343
awwww so you won't wear nekomimi schoolmizu with bell collar and belt stockings?

>> No.4396371

>>4396358
believe it or not the only thing I won't wear from that list is the swimsuit...

>> No.4396382

>>4396371
So you'll wear a bell collar? That's quite pleasant to hear.

>> No.4396406

>>4396371
Why not a swimsuit?

Also, is that really your hair or is it a wig?

>> No.4396407

I am poor and the only thing I can give you chisame is my good wishes

>> No.4396410
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4396410

Danbo's updated his blog

>> No.4396414

I heard Chisame doesn't own any panties. Lets fix that.

>> No.4396418

>>4396407
I can give Chisame lots of my cum.

>> No.4396422

>>4396418
Let's ALL send Chisame our cum!

>> No.4396428

Link to Danbo's blog please.

>> No.4396430

>>4396422

I'm doing my part!

>> No.4396431

>>4396422
>>4396418
Pretty sure that won't get through customs

>> No.4396435

>>4396428
http://danbos.wordpress.com/

>> No.4396439

What the hell I can send ten bucks.

>> No.4396442

>>4396435
Thank you.

>> No.4396452

>>4396431
Put it in a hand-cream tub.

>> No.4396457

>>4396406
because I'm not sure I want to wear things that are over emphasizing in the crotch yet.

this is my hair's current true length
longer hair you see are don through hair extenders.

yeah I know clean the mirror, I'll do that before my next update

>> No.4396459

>>4396431

If enough people send it some is bound to get through, like a global bukkake on Taiwan's borders.

>> No.4396465

Why is it that when a woman camwhore trolls for gifts she's a waste of human potential, but when a man dresses up as a woman and starts to camwhore it is okay for them to flirt around in hopes of getting people to buy them shit?

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>Chisame with /jp/s cum

>> No.4396472

>>4396457
Do you suck dicks?

>> No.4396481

>>4396472
Nope, I'm straight sorry. you should ask in /y/

>> No.4396491

>>4396481
Bullshit!

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

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>>4396491

>> No.4396503
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4396503

This is me.

>> No.4396505

Well I guess I'm off. By the way it was kick ass talking to you
Chisame.

>> No.4396509

>>4396503
What are those tumors on your chest, bro?

>> No.4396510

>>4396503
your leg is pointing at a wierd angle, you should go see a doctor

>> No.4396536 [DELETED] 

>>>a/31085781
/a/ trap thread

>> No.4396539

>>>/a/31085781
did I get it right this time?

/a/ trap thread

>> No.4396567

>>4396539
>attentionwhoring attention whores
Both, this thread and the one on /a/ are terrible.
Take this camwhoring shit to /b/.

>> No.4396581

>>4396567
posting with a trip is whoring more attention than one that is not

>> No.4396611

>>4396581
My argument still stands.

>> No.4396727

>>4396469
I would absolutely kill to be that skinny. I wouldn't exercise, though.

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