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Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:48:48 2010 No.4394871 [Reply] [Original]

The reason you like Touhou is because it's the most non-threatening thing you can find. There are almost no male characters, but that's good, because you can't even tolerate male competition in your fictive worlds.

You're attracted to middle school aged girls because you're intimidated by the prospect of a relationship with an adult woman. They're too sophsticated and likely to criticize you.

It looks like our hour is up, I'll take my cheque for $90 now, thanks. Book again same time next week?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:48:48 2010 No.4394874 You're dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:49:48 2010 No.4394875 File: 150 KB, 527x355, 1256722426443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj Tue Feb 16 02:49:48 2010 No.4394882 File: 138 KB, 253x430, Koishi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get out Fraud, you silly mother humper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:49:48 2010 No.4394881 File: 117 KB, 700x774, 1235292757372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4394874 >You're dead Oh snap.

>>	Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga Tue Feb 16 02:49:48 2010 No.4394880 That was a short hour. Also, I prefer males in my fictive worlds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:49:48 2010 No.4394878 File: 74 KB, 250x281, 1265631691234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4394874 You mad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:49:48 2010 No.4394876 Pretty much, yeah.

>>	Shifty Scandaroon Tue Feb 16 02:50:48 2010 No.4394884 File: 76 KB, 620x825, stupid blind slut 126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4394875

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Feb 16 02:50:48 2010 No.4394886 But I don't like Touhou. I am a lolicon, however.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:50:48 2010 No.4394888 But I like harem stuff too.

>>	Shifty Scandaroon Tue Feb 16 02:51:48 2010 No.4394891 File: 76 KB, 620x825, stupid blind slut 123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4394882

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:51:48 2010 No.4394892 90 bux? What a ripoff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:51:48 2010 No.4394895 >adult woman. >They're too sophsticated Ahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:51:48 2010 No.4394897 Thanks, doc, but I'm busy next Monday at 11:52. Busy, you know, sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:57:48 2010 No.4394918 File: 56 KB, 221x210, 1260389723493.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4394871 >They're too sophsticated and likely to criticize you

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:58:48 2010 No.4394922 File: 35 KB, 640x362, YOUR MOTHER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOC, CMON MAN!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 02:59:48 2010 No.4394927 >You're attracted to middle school aged girls >implying Touhou girls are middle school aged

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:00:48 2010 No.4394937 /jp/ - Online psychoanalytic therapy. You don't even get the pleasure of sitting on Freud's couch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:01:48 2010 No.4394941 >non-threatening Are you joking me? YOU SEE THOSE BULLETS SHOOTING BULLETS COMING AT ME? IF I DON'T GRAZE LIKE HELL I'M GOING TO DIE. Those Touhous are the bullies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:02:48 2010 No.4394947 someone post pictures of touhou's armpits

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:03:48 2010 No.4394958 File: 1.24 MB, 1000x1000, Cirno Manly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4394947

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:04:48 2010 No.4394963 >>4394871 But I like Kourin pairings. What now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:05:48 2010 No.4394971 >>4394927 >implying Touhou girls are middle school aged Fucking ZUN. Aging is the worst shit ever. Well the rest don't count so I'm talking about Reimu and Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:06:48 2010 No.4394977 File: 23 KB, 300x228, Wyald.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4394958 It's like I'm really reading Berserk again

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:06:48 2010 No.4394980 File: 125 KB, 750x600, Touhou_ib4f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Touhou >non-threatening

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:07:48 2010 No.4394997 File: 452 KB, 2655x680, Manly Touhous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4394977 You ain't seen nothin yet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:09:48 2010 No.4395016 >>4394980 You only have to dodge the ones next to you. The medium blue orbs are tough, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:09:48 2010 No.4395020 >>4394997 Togurno?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:10:48 2010 No.4395025 >>4394997 Jesus christ man, Patchy has the hands of a bear-hunter

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:11:48 2010 No.4395037 >>4394980 What's the deal with the red-circular like bullets, anyway? I never understood how to dodge them, despite a lot of bosses using them. I'm guessing the circular part doesn't kill you and the hitbox is right in the middle or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:13:48 2010 No.4395056 File: 118 KB, 597x792, Fap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You're attracted to middle school aged girls because you're intimidated by the prospect of a relationship with an adult woman I'm sorry, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 03:16:48 2010 No.4395078 >>4395037 You can graze through the white outer ring, it's ESSENTIAL to be able to do this with some bosses (Such as Yuyuko.)

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