Monster Girl Thread

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i claim this thread for crabitalism

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>>43936573
Holy crab

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I want KC to release a species that has even bigger boobs on average than cows.

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>>43936606
This is blasphemy to Hathor. She decreed that the milkiest and biggest boobiiest monsters must be cows.

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>>43936616
What an udderly ridiculous assertion. Is Hathor trying to say this is a COW?

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>>43936694
Shut the fuck up gazer, no one like mono eye, your opinion don't matter and you will die alone.

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>>43936694
This is a mean cow that needs correction to be nice and polite like the others.

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>>43936616
whenever a monsters boobs becomes big enough, they automatically become cows. even if these new monsters outboob the holst. theyre still going to be cows.

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>>43936713
mean

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>>43936736
But true, goo nigger.

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>>43936616
flying p'orcs will have bigger everything

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>>43936616
Anytime a monstergirl gains bigger tits than a holstaur through breast expansion or the like, hathor gives a random cow tits slightly bigger. Think about the suddenly big breasted and milky cows before you indulge in your sick twisted fantasies

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a bogie holst or a chesh holst?

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>>43936767
I'd rather take clown gaslighting and encouraging my fetishes than cat gaslighting and gaslighting and gaslighting

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>>43936807
so ok with big titty clown cow messing with you till you indugle

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>>43936839
Horror gaslighting>regular gaslighting, so yeah

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>>43936841
i dont give a shit, freckles are my weakness
>>43936851
how can big titties be scary lmao

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>>43936593
The fluff never ends

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>>43936857
I assume when you're marked by a bogie they're going to transform your regular life into getting stalked by Michael Myers and the like until you succumb during a haunted house horror sequence/trapping you in a silent hill like realm. The sweet dating scenes only come after they've stamped fear out of/into you.

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>>43936890
that only happens if you are naughty, read their profile, if you are normal, they'll put on a show for you, then a private one....

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>>43936841
Is this the 80's dragon?

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>>43936916
Yeah, but what if they consider you naughty just for being single? For masturbating alone?

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>>43936969
thats if you get caught, just be yourself and get a cute clown cow gf

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>>43936616
Any MG can become a cow if her boobs are big enough.

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>>43937035
I'd try, but I'd easily get stunlocked by cute clown/cow combo. I'm naught but cow bait at this point. She'd see me sweating bullets trying to keep up a suave facade and start smiling wider than should be possible before pouncing

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>>43937113
She'd pounce and be so enthralled with how much
of a cute and honest little boy you are

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>>43936606
Everytime KC draws a girl with bigger tits that the Holstaur, he ends up drawing Holstaur with even bigger tits in retaliation.
This is why the game is taking so long.

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>>43937159
I'd say this was a battle I can support, but he's already pushing the limits of breast size that looks good with his style. We may be discussing titty MAD.

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Obey the shirt anon

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>>43937221
She's taller and stronger than I am.

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>>43937229
She won't fight back just pin her down anon
Do it or she'll pin you down

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>>43937237
Not him, but that's what I would prefer.

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>>43937221
I can't pin a yeti! Not only because of monster strength (though potentially countered by MAMONO MANA), but also because it feels wrong. I'd pick another monster for a struggle snuggle, yetis are for tender consensual cuddles.

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I'm completely resistant to the charms of hags. In fact, them thinking they have charms is so hilarious to me it makes me want to bully them even more. I'm going to hagville to sow chaos
>handing out egg cartons to every hag I see
>removing the tennis balls from their walkers and canes
>playing loud music
>loitering on their lawns

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>>43937243
Anon no, they're cuddle monsters, once you activate their Dom mode you'll be their personal body pillow forever

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>Dragons tits
>Freshly freed from that constraining clothing

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cursed vehicles, with a ghost waifu
Upgrading the compentents means fancier clothing, making it more offraod makes the ghost dress and talk like shes a country gal, Spec nerding out the car means she becomes a massive geek, and going for aero means she wears tighter and tighter latex clothes as well as become thinner
More cylinders means she gets thicker and stronger

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>>43937221
>Obey the shirt
I need one of those "t-shirt loli mamonos"
A Loli-Kiki
With the JBP quote
"Make your bed
Clean your penis"

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>Adventuring with other monsters
>you will be stuck with either a slowpoke that levels up slowly or some hag with an age equal to her level number
>Adventuring with a Succ
>you can just transfer your needless levels to her instead
>once you are level 1 anything including a quick sex session will level you up
>then she can drain you back to level 1, level upping herself, and have more sex making you level up further
>profit???
It’s win-win. In fact I’d say us felow humans lose nothing in the process while the succ wife will do most of the heavy lifting! You should stick your dick in the nearest succ while succing her tits straight away!

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>>43937572
i wonder can males pull off that level drain so i can steal a hag's level and give half back? till we powerelevel to the point we can make a pocket dimenson

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>>43937572
We already had this conversation

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>>43937406
Yes, well, her nipples will get hard when she's flying because of wind chill and then where will she be?

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>>43937638
Obviously the tits need to be constrained during strenuous activity. This will enhance their flavor during downtime.

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>>43937638
She has her dragon rider to warm them up for her.

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I can't imagine why you'd be attracted to a Lich. She's so kuudere and creepy, she never smiles. I wouldn't date one.

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>>43937616
I mean if you married some monster with drain powers then probably? Isn’t there some mamono mana stuff the man can start manifesting the wife’s powers?

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>>43937801
They make great platonic roommates, haven't had a problem with them once, they just keep muttering about "why aren't they attracted yet?" and "need to investigate their fetishes, I thought getting an assistant was easier", whatever that means. I'm just glad they don't steal my food all the time, undead are great company

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>>43937801
Deadpan a cute. Plus, I like the idea of their body language and subtle expression changes telling a story only their husband/family can read.

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>>43937958
I feel like a lich would just present an essay on why you should bone at that point, followed by magic if you TL; DR. They're not the types to beat around the bush. That's wight behavior.

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How many MGs do you think secretly learn Pharmacomancy to heal their anons?

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>>43937801
>She's so kuudere and creepy, she never smiles.
Just like me, only she's smart and actually attractive.

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>>43938077
Easier to just hire a healer/doctor like a unicorn or haku desu, plus monster healthcare is free.

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I've just seen some cringe brain-dead spacebattles tier MGE takes, how do I purge it from my mind

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>>43938250
MONSTER GIRL ENCYCLOPEDIA IS A GAZER CONSPIRACY. THINK ABOUT IT!
> ENCYCLOPEDIA
> EN-CYCLOP-EDIA
> CYCLOP
NOT PLURAL BECAUSE SHE'S A MONOEYE. GAZERS RUN THE WHOLE THING.
ALL GAZERS ALL THE TIME.
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

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>>43938250
sometimes I think we should make some sort of infographic that dispels most of the common misconceptions, but it honestly feels like wasting effort

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>>43938250
What that MGE is universal+ I thought this was obvious from the start.

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>>43938250
Just lie back and think of fluffy tails.

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>>43938250
where are you even going for cringe brain-dead spacebattles tier MGE takes

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>Slips you on a banana peel
>Hits you in the face with a pie
>Honks a bicycle horn in your face
The peak of comedy.

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>>43938357
>>>43938250
>where are you even going for cringe brain-dead spacebattles tier
These threads.
/rimshot!

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>>43938368
I bet she plays Space Station 13.

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>>43936565
Big bottomed lolis are my weakness, I will have to dodge the Sabbath at all costs

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>>43938383
>avoid all sabbaths
>random normal monster brats want to play with you anyway

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>>43938506
That tail is looking mighty grabbable.

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>>43938506
I really like this kot but she's stuck in a shitty gacha. Life is unfair.

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>>43938542
skill issue lmao
just draw lmao

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>>43938523
>Tail
>Grabbable
Duh, it's a tail.

T. Man who needs to be supervised around all monsters with tails or animal ears

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What's more dangerous, a bogie bogey or a bogey bogie?

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>>43937801
You've got two options when it comes to liches. You can have a lich with no sense of humor or you can have a lich with a paramedic's sense of humor.

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>>43938368
I'm reminded of that one post about clown gangrape from ages back

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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Imagine this:
>8' tall, desert-dwelling minotaur
>dual-wields oversized scimitars

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>>43938592
los dos, one can hide in plain sight and the other will be there when your feeling naughty

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honestly im sick of the whole not get with monster and run like a coward apporach, just go right up the biggest one and molest her

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>>43938623
Imagine this instead
>fuck off

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Bogie places a banana peel in such way you trip straight to her chest. How to you get out of this prison?

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>>43938697
Fine, no desert brown mino for you. I'll keep her for myself.

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>>43938697
Was wondering why you were being so mean till I saw the name

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>>43938623
>8'
You lost me. Imagine this:
>4' desert-dwelling Minotaur
>Optimized for an arid environment, stores water in her breasts like a camel (shut up)
>Wears a cloak so all you can see are her horns, eyes, and "humps"
>Dual-wields trench daggers, ideal for the maze she carved out under a pyramid

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>>43938721
>replying to it

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>>43938721
The elusive mini-taur

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>>43938674
This, if you ain't going full Knoxville and slapping a big Hellhound ass and dealing with the aftermath of it then you ain't living.

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>>43938701
attempt to milk the cow

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>>43938701
Seltzer flower ambush. Use her own tactics against her.

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>>43938764
thats tame, pull down her pants and just do it doggystyle

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Now that cheshire-chan is distracted I can finally open a chest and get something besides cheshire ass

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>>43938813
>Open it
>It's mimic ass instead

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>>43938701
Use your words, ask if you can make her huge vanilla mounds into a banana split

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I want to fuck monster girls in the most otherworldly way possible.

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>>43938764
Roll a crit fail and ask the hound "would you like to be making fuck", works like a charm

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Combat cat.

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>>43936616
Anon is a wanted man in the Desert Kingdom for holding the Head Priestess of Hathor down and tittyfucking her. Sullying her face and breasts in the process. One million ducat bounty if he is delivered to the temple unspoiled

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>>43938798
Surprise breeding. The Rapist becomes the Raped at least for the first round.

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>>43938833
I want a taco cat that was adopted by jinko or something.

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>>43938815
Alternatively
>Open it
>It's a huge pile of gold!
>Dive into pile to bathe in it scrooge mcduck style
>Get a face full of creeping coin ass

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>>43938833
Are there any good taco cat stories yet?

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I can beat a Hakutaku because they're pacifist and won't fight back. Much easier to beat than LVL1 Slimes.

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>>43938949
Why would you want to hurt the teacher cow?

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>>43938701
Always carry a "Get out of Jail Free card" from your Momopoly game.
>MGCPD are so coombrained it even works at the Single-Anon Cells.

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MG trivia that surprised you?

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>>43938949
>She learned your fetishes
>She seduces you completely
>You wake up cuddling a cute cow teacher

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>>43938949
Bro, she has a genetic knowledge of Kung Fu

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>>43938991
I can't beat anyone else in a fight and I want to feel strong, it's simple really. Plus, if I've beaten a monster then other monsters will know not to mess with me.

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>>43939003
That weird ass Dopplerganger shit where if you truly loved a girl and get rejected it makes a clone

Seriously I hate it, so weird. Dude could've just said you didn't really love her trust in Eros or some shit

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>>43939003
I guess the transfiguring part about abyssals. Also I’m still surprised some people think the one behind the Wendigo is just a illusion of herself, goes to show some people don’t even read the profiles at all and just look at pictures.

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what type of monster girl would train fetishists get?

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>>43939058
Ushi onis

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>>43939064
i was thinking ookumades, since they are long and made up of segments much like a train

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>>43939064
But why?

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>>43939069
They also like going in tunnels.

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>>43939058
sandworm

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>>43939003
The early WS lore has a things like pre-DL monster couples staying together as happily married Dykes or Mamono&Incubus.
The number of military types - all the Dark Musketeers, Warriors, Knights, Esquires, Armors, Braves, and even Strategists like it was originally going to be slightly more military vs the Order than just huggy.
The monsterisation of 3Ds - Lesser Succs, girls getting Doppel'd becoming better, plus just Lims direct monsterising them.

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>I'll never have a nympho dark mage rabbit girl
Why bros

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>>43939092
>happily married Dykes
I don’t remember this being a thing but the second one I know is true and can be found in the QnAs.

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>>43939058
Anubis

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>>43939079
>Ookumades notice that anons with train liking trains
>Teach their kids about train and whcih are the sexiests
>teach them how to dress like trains and what colors go well
>Trainfags are getting snatched left and right
>>43939097
tetas de cabra

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>>43939110
>I'm mounting the monster

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>>43939105
>two mega autists making kids
oh lord imagine

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>>43939097
Hfw Anon says "Black no sugar"
.
Anon's fw the Heckhund janitor gives him 'black with lots of sugar' instead

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>>43939058
Bicorn - Blackhorse wants to run trains with her Anon

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>>43939132
i thought you were supposed to wait for phase 2

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>>43939097
>>43939097
how twisted and gnarled you like the horns of your hored monsters to be

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>>43939155
sure

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>>43939151
Listen, the faster you mount, the quicker you capture.
And I got a Kushala Daora to nab.

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>>43939167
so very simple and ungnarled, ewwwww

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>>43939155
Usually not more twisted than bike handlebars, but ram horns are alright. If we're talking antlers I like a FAT rack, though.

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Hey guys I'm mounting an expedition to the fabled city of gold. I've heard the ruins are all abandoned, I'm sure we can find gold and glory aplenty. What could possibly go wrong?

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>>43939202
I see it

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>>43939202
I'm coming with anon! Don't worry I'm sure the rumors of crazy cats are just rumors meant to scare people away from getting gold

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>>43939202
>>43939219
Count me in!
What could possibly go wrong?

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>>43939202
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>>43939219
Just bring catnip, you'll be fine.

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>>43939202
>>43939210
Cover it with your mouth.

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>>43939219
Great! Like I said, there's nothing to it. In and out, quick month-long adventure. It's not like those tales of savages are real, everyone knows they died out centuries ago.
>>43939228
Welcome aboard!

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>>43939202
i see them

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>>43939246
How many succubi have this room as their magic key realm?

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>>43939325
That can barely even be considered a swimsuit

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>>43939302
Only one way to find out.

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>>43939246
She's colored to camouflage in that pool. Send help.

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>>43939202
anon, remember to wear the funny hats, steel armor and the white steeds that raoar and spew fumes

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Guys this expedition was a great idea and all but I keep hearing voices when we go to sleep and it's starting to scare me
Anyone know what a tom is?

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>>43939406
you forgot the funny hats, they keep the voice out lmao, get raped by a latina chesh

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what a shit thing to post
but aside from that
why are freckles both cute and sexy

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>>43939497
Huh?

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>>43939486


Classic rock will be forever changed

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>>43939510
the shitty bapho meme

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>>43939497
Small imperfections can make a character more attractive. If they look too perfect then it loops back around into the uncanny valley.

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>>43939522
but its someothing so universal and it doesnt matter what skintone it is, or what shade, it just makes any girl so much cuter as well sexier. I just dont understand

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>>43939520
I don't see freckles?

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>>43939541
this>>43939486
i just hate that loweffort shit

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>>43939549
I don't see any freckles

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Fuck off

Also what archetypes do you like the most
Creepy and gloomy. Haughty and arrgoant., Dorky and chunni. Bold and unwavering, High enegry and hyper, dumb and adorable?

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Gaggle of shortstack familiars and a very confused bogey appearing after fucking up my multi circle summoning runes and instead making several individual summoning circles. Last thing I see before I collapse from lack of mana is a bogey sliding rapidly to apply lap pillow and a bunch of concerned sounding boob shades.

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>>43939577
nice and... even more nice

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>>43939610
Look at that little fang of her, so cute.

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>>43939597
bogey executing a perfect ten-meter slide so falling anon's head lands directly onto her lap

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>>43939577
I kinda like prideful gals like vampires and malefs assuming they are actually doms and not the "oouhh I need rape correction" reversal shit

Also super sweet girls who are slightly Yan and will do things to intentionally ensare your heart and make you hers, getting you addicted to her sweetness

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>>43939497
>>43939577
Who are you talking to?

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>>43939610
she cute also, basicaly, caring and nuturing

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Why are foxes so baby-crazy?

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>>43939577
Gloomy dorks
Creepy dorks
hag dorks
Made extreme snuggles

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>>43939646
I don't see any issue entering to be honest
Go ahead get the beer anon, get the beer.

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>>43939668
I know it's greedy and self-indulgent, but I'd really like a wife like that. I haven't ever really done anything to deserve having someone love me like that, but I can't help but want it...

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>>43939692
Say this to a demon or devil anon, go ahead. Do it

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>>43939709
Why...? Do demons really hate selfish and greedy people?

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you can make me have sex

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Reminder that a horde of Goblins could be preparing to raid your village RIGHT NOW and you'd have no way to defend it!

Hire one of many Monster Mercenary Companies available and sleep safely at night with good protection.

(Roll 1) https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

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>>43939737
that's the spirit!

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>>43939739
We've hired... troll siege engineers? We're the ones getting attacked, not attacking! This entire towns going to look like a collection of hobbit holes and bakeries with trenches, gardens, and catapults interspersed between the streets!

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Devil-chan is the fucking best!
Devil-chan will shower you in so much love you won't even have time to hate yourself!
Devil-chan will do everything for you until you feel useless, then she won't even give you the option to help her by pinning you down until you hate her!
Devil-chan will make you hate her so you stop hating yourself!
Because she loves you!

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>>43939745
They'll provide the local town guards with nutritious, stat-boosting food and drink. Also their big hands are good for picking up Goblins and throwing them back over the walls.

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>>43939739
>soldier beetle
many appol dishes will need to be prepared for the victory feast

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>>43939747
she'll give me imposter syndrome

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>>43939739
>The Black Claws Ushi-Oni Siegebreakers
I, uh, think there's been some mistake. Did we hire them or are we being extorted?

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>>43939739
>p'orcs
Whose volunteering as tribute (aka payment) for their services?

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>>43939771
The Blacksmith's boy is sturdy enough, he should be able to hang in there.

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>>43939739
The Undead Court's 1st Wight Spellcaster's Company.
I have a feeling they'll route the Goblins, then turn on the town.

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>>43939739
>ogre
The village fell to a giant wave of green

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>>43939775
Under new management, now part of the Undead Kingdom.

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>>43939739
>Bridgette's Bogey Brigade
Those Gobbos are getting grappled.

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Swordlim invites you to a tornament!
will go as a fighter? or a spectator (she's letting you choose)

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>>43939739
>Wurm
Well, I'll be protected alright

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>>43939794
>Hire them through a 3rd party broker.
>After you sign the contract, she lets out a cackle before disappearing in a cloud of confetti
>A few days later, a large circus tent has appeared in the middle of the town square.

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Whats the best name for a acient evil?

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>>43939806
No, you're thinking of bogies.
Not bogeys.

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>>43939019
>you didn't really love her

That would open the pandora box to be rejected by any MG. Its really like the real world motto of "she wasnt for you, bro"

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>>43939807
Gertrude

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>>43939807
Sam

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>>43939807
Betty

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>>43939813
I don't know I feel like the chance of getting rejected by someone that isn't your soulmate is less weird to me than a doppelganger being created so you don't get rejected
But maybe that's just me

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>>43939739
>A band of manticores
Wait, this isn't a official merc company, I think these are the local bandits deciding to expand their business and defend their turf from outsiders.

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>>43939807
Cool horns.

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>>43939739
Imp-chan won't even have to fight. She has such a way with words that she'll handle them diplomatically.

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>>43939003
Ocelomehs being revealed in the Patreon Q&A to be among the most overprotective MGs with Amazons and Hellhounds. Like, they dont look like that type at all.

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>tfw you want to learn magic but your only option is apprenticing under a teenage dark mage as an adult

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>>43939818
But, isn't Betty a woman's name?

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>>43939862
>as an adult
anon...

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>>43939807
Fluffy the destoyer

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>>43939739
I guess the goblin problem is solved, but where the hell did that merchant find an entire crate of magic lamps?

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>>43939862
Well you won't have an adult form for long at least

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>>43939862
Go to the library
Find pamphlet on summoning a familiar or imp with desired features (physical appearance, personality, magic paths)
Perform the month-long ritual carefully
Congratulations! You are now a mage.

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>>43939807
Slab Bulkhead

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>>43939874
Don't question lamp shipment, just rub lamp and ask for wishes.

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>>43939889
sounds less prime evil and more entry level enforcer
like the kind youd fight on a regular in a tv show

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>>43939894
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939894
Oops, wrong Genie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939739
But I'm the one who leaked the location of my village to the goblins in exchange for being able to pick which goblins I want for myself

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>>43939709
He wouldn't make it to the end of his statement, and that's wonderful.

>>43939577
Collected and loving, I guess? I just want a normal person that's not some caricature that will appropriately call me out when I'm being an ass and love anyway.

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>>43939904
I can't believe you'd betray your fellow man for this.

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>>43939894
>>43939902
Man I wish genies were real

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939867
Hey, I am older than her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939912
Wrong, I betrayed them for several like that

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>>43939807
Cindy

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>>43939863
>>43939818
>At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron stiletto heels... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP, MAN!

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>>43939807
The most evil name of all.
The name so diabolical that even the thirstiest Anons will have second thoughts.
The name that strikes fear and annoyance into every customer service rep:
Karen

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[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43938623
Will she boobhat me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939739
>Angels
Well great, guess we're an Order city now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939973
It didn't say which god's angels. You could be getting help from Hel's angels for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939906
>Collected and loving, I guess? I just want a normal person that's not some caricature that will appropriately call me out when I'm being an ass and love anyway.
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

I hate dark elves they need to be subdued to mellow out their meanness.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43939967
Almost certainly, not to mention the hot sweaty hugs with her big strong arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939985
Go on, then. No matter what happens this will be entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940006
I am curious enough to see him succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939991
My goodness anon you're selling me on muscle cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940017
>anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940021
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939796
Probably a spectator, but I have to be able to sit next to her her be her seat
Also lilim appreciation post

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939985
>Not wanting to become a dark elves personal slave
>Not wanting to hear that you did a very good job and getting rewarded with snuggles from your mistress
Sad anon, hopefully a dark elf will straighten you out

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>>43940030
Typo in spoiler, but fuck it we ball and it gives me an excuse to post more lims

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939796
>Fighter
Unless it's barehanded and I get a training arc complete with montage first that's just asking me to make a fool of myself. I'll take a good seat, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940026
Don't tell me you don't recognize Breathfag, the renowned coprophiliac celebrity famous for creating the epic "I wanna sniff danuki breath!" meme! Anyone else in your position would have been asking for his autograph!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940053
Oh was that him?

I turned off names in the settings.

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>>43940012
I will succeed after I bathe in the pools of the abyss. Where that dark elf won’t be ready for what I have in store for her.

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>>43940059
That has to be the most retarded way to deal with it, congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939796
depends
do they have a beginner league?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940031
I want to be told I did a very good job...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43939739
imma put up a hip height wall with stinky stuff in between the two walls

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>>43939796
fighter, and just gonna be that greek boxer that wins without hurting opponent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939739
>bicorn
They don't even have weapons, how are they supposed to help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940077
>Adoptable
Mister auctioneer, that appears to be an adult woman, and a whole lot of one at that

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43940074
Then you'll get a very lovey dark elf mistress who pampers and spoils you for being good

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>>43939739
>An entire company of Apophises
I guess we know what happens when they fail to take over the desert kingdom.

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>>43940031
He'll make a submissive, obedient husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know dark elves aren't my favorite girls by any means, but if the portals opened I think a dark elf would break me in minutes
Seriously I am extremely submissive and sensitive, them and spider girls might actually end up being my soulmate

[Anonymous No.]

So on the topic of muscle cows.

How big do you like them? Tall, short, lots of muscle, moderate muscle, minimal muscle? Aggressive and angry, calm but domineering? Hug slut?

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>>43940112
>After "dealing" with the Goblins, they move on to the next town with a new horde of purple-skinned Gobs.
They're building an army.

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[Anonymous No.]

Dark elves seem fun, but I couldn't marry one. I cry when someone raises their voice at me, so I don't think I could handle being hit and chains and degradation and stuff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939862
>apprenticing under a teenage dark mage
>your esteemed teacher keeps fumbling over everything half of the time too

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>>43940118
>Tall
>lots of muscle
>calm but domineering
>Hug slut
My #1 monster is Jinko, but cows are nice too and I would accept almost any monster with these qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940118
>muscles
>on cows
eww
on p'orcs are ok but i like my cows soft and plump

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940118
Yes, I want one of every type of cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940159
You don't know what's good for you, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940167
cow goes moo not raagh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940101
thank you...

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>>43940170
No fren. They go raaghh and ahhhh when you enter their labyrinth. They continue doing so while they subdue you. They go moo long after you've been snu-snued, they're filled up, and cuddling you in their makeshift bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43936565
Damned stone brats... need sculpting correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940167
Touch the cow or else

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>>43940114
Mfw no dark elf who calls me a good obedient human

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940190
>When you wear red

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>>43940135
When your dark elf sees how sensitive you are she'll probably realize you're submissive and obedient naturally and will pamper you everytime youre good

[Anonymous No.]

How do I clean the blood stains out of a ochimusha’s bandages? I tried giving her new ones but they get all bloody somehow despite her never seeing battle or injuring herself

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>>43940205
The "Adventurer who wants to see life on the surface" is just a schtick. The real reason is she's adventuring is for a Human to turn into a submissive househusband.

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>>43940159
Even toned cows just feel wrong, don't they? I can tolerate a bit of muscle otherwise, but on cows? Naw.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the future foxes want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940236
It is also the future I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940190
this cow needs milking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940213
The one dark elf relationship that doesn't involve the whip because you're very obedient and she doesn't want to see you cry.
>>43940223
First use hydrogen peroxide to check if it's actually blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939825
>>43939019

The Doppelganger division thing is fun, but its a thread myth (unless KC said something else I am unaware). This was the question:

>Thank you for the opportunity, Kenkou-sensei, and for all your hard work. If a human woman is earnestly torn between two men that she both feels love (and lust) for and cannot make up her mind, how will she be able to make her decision when she becomes a monster girl who devotes herself fully to one man? What if both men are trying to woo her and love her both equally? I love complicated dramatic love!

This was KC's answer:
>I don't think it is possible for two men to have the exact same love for one woman and for one woman to have the exact same love for two men. ......

>It is impossible for them to be exactly the same, and a monsterized woman will always choose one man.

>However, if you are so worried about it, both men must have been very faithful, single-minded, and wonderful men.

>I am sure that doppelgangers and other mamono will never leave such wonderful men crying over their broken hearts.

TL;DR: MGs would only reject men in very specific convulted situations like these (of if the MG is married or has a man already in her heart). If such a thing were to happen, MGs, among which there will be doppelgangers, will rush to the rescue of the rejected man.

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>>43940233
ye, cows are supposed to be soft and plump
>>43940223
ochimusa make cherry milk?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I avoid a Wight's notice? I've managed to hide my virginity from most monsters so far but now there's a Wight celebrity who moved to my town and she's single. Last thing I'd want is someone like her to discover me.

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>>43936565
>It's raining while the sun is shining right now
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

OH NOO!!!! A CUTE MG WANTS TO DATE AND POSSIBLY MARRY ME!!!! HELP ME!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940244
Maybe that's why she's so angry. It's been a long time since she's been milked.

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>>43940118
>tall
>extremely soft
>calm but domineering
>hug slut
I will be squished beneath her and we will both be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940226
>Dark elf left her underground home because she didn’t see eye to eye with her people
>Wore only the prettiest high elf dresses instead of dominatrix leather
>Gave her father birthday presents and told him how much she loved him despite being in public
>Is now searching for a man she can dote on

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>>43940255
Bury yourselves underground they won’t find you.

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>>43940114
>>43940226
sorry, shoulders too wide

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>>43940259
you joke but i would actually not know what to do

[Anonymous No.]

'That long anticipated disintegration, when the darkest angel of all, the horror beyond all horrors, sits at last upon my chest, permanently enfolding me in its great covering wings, veined in bees' purple.
A creature without a voice.
A voice without a name.
As immortal as my life,
come here at long last to summon the wind.'

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>>43940259
Turn her into a lovely mother, give her a smile, and protect it!

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>>43940269
>Yourselves
Oops didn’t mean that plural I guess now you got a army of lonely undeads after you anons sorry you got to bury yourselves fast enough or you get caught.

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>>43940275

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>>43940274
Yeah, my first thought would be that she's trying to dupe me for some reason and it would take a lot of effort to convince me she's legit.

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>>43940274
You wouldn't have to. She and MAMONO MANA would pick up your slack and any effort you put in would be sweet or cute.

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>>43939739
>ogres
I think my chances would have been better with the goblins.

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>>43940188
'the labyrinth representing work' 'the labyrinth as a place of work' not somewhere you go to work, as it were, to build, or to make, but a place made deadly by overwork... (in this sense, as Zampanò suggested, contrary to the Ark) you starve long before the minotaur gets you
You could also say 'the dichotomy between those who participate inside and those who view from outside breaks down considering (these things), simply because no-one ever sees the labyrinth in its entirety [...] (therefore) comprehension of its mysteries must always be derived from within.'
Ms. Minotaur sure is a complicated girl!

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>>43940188
thats just angry heifer in heat, not a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940270
see you when the portals open, ms. alp

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>>43940255
Just piss her off somehow, Wights are very vindictive and hold grudges and she will genuinely hate you and never want to see you again. Maybe trying spilling coffee on one of her fancy dresses and staging it as you bumping into by accident. Boom, Wight won't be after your virginity anymore.

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>>43940188
It's seriously understated how comfy Minotaurs are when they're sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940315
are telling me that her shoulders arent wide like a man?
If anything you are the alp for liking woman built like man

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>>43940326
yes, i am telling you that her shoulders aren't wide like a man, you withering faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940328
bro they are. just calm down and accept the truth

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43940329
>Soon to be enslaved by a dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940340
sorry, i already have three wives and i dont marry woman built like men, lmao

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43940226
Thats an Amazoness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940369
im stealing her hat, it looks cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940226
>She finds a weak lvl 2 healer
>He's very sweet, earnest and cute
>She can barely stop herself from jumping him at the gulid hall

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940384
Ah, my favorite game show: Lean Amazon or Muscular Dark Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940344
Show their shoulders.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43940432
She's just playing dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940426
aight
one of them doesnt have a design yet
https://files.catbox.moe/ur194p.png
caroline
https://files.catbox.moe/vb13wg.png
Anna-maria
Aint the greatest cause I made the art

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940369
Gonna get a royal seal from her rival sister so i can mock her cosplay outfit and silly hat to her face with legal immunity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940135
Alright its PSA time. You see whats in that red circle? There needs to be more of that. Thats "the good shit" as they say, specially if their cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940476
Im a fucking idiot who forgets their pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940487
a good happy trail is something i love as well

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder just how different dating would be pst portal? would older monsters pay younger men to date them?

[Anonymous No.]

also could a centaur ride a tandem bike?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940487
>>43940495
simps

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>>43940562
simps for liking your women with hair, anon. you good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940562
I only simp for Belle Delphine. Still kicking myself over not buying her gamer girl bathwater when I had the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

Theoretically, if I were to replace a dragons horde of gold coins with gold foil chocolate coins, how would she react?
I'm sure if I did it one at a time she wouldn't notice. Or are some dragons that protective of their shiny stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940562
You're goddamn right I am

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43940610
Surely none of the guards would fall for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940621
>tfw no white bunny wife to have a family

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940529
>would older monsters pay younger men to date them?
I wouldn't be surprised of there was some (a lot) of sugar mama action, but direct paid dating would probably be a rare thing. Monsters age like wine and hags would have innate hagfucker radar anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940572
Ignore him, he was shitflinging in the previous thread about it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940572
It's just a buzzword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940644
huh, so i'd have older monsters coming for me, damn
>>43940634
>hfw you tell her that all the guards have a wife and kids
>She stops and complies with her orders
>Then kick in the bastard who didnt pay his taxes into the smae cell
>Another day, another couple made in the name of eros

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[Anonymous No.]

Just a reminder that monster horns are handle bars. If you see a minotaur or succubus in the park, and she has big enough horns to grip, then that is consent for you to jump on her back and start steering like a bike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940610
>>43940634
>The warden often nearly has a heart attack when he hears there has been a breakout
>It is usually followed by relief when he hears it was just F-4283 breaking out to rape Anon again.
>Normally he would consider firing Anon, but he is worried if he did, 4283 wouldn't have much incentive to stick around when she breaks out for the umpteenth time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940695
Hmm... Interesting thought.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940679
They know, Anon. They always know, sometimes better than you do yourself. Besides, it could be worse; if the monstergirls ever start calling you "girlfriend" you know you're in for trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940724
a nice npc looking monster is also good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43939739
>Mindflayer
What raid? We've been at peace with the Goblins since forever now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940644
imagine having a hag sugar mama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940763
i see fancy cow, does she go moo fancy like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43937221
Abs can be seen through the shirt ouuugh i'm gonna nut

[Anonymous No.]

With hags (monsters of advanced age as some like to be called) you usually have three options. Which is your favourite?

>Hag because they were asleep/sealed for millennia
>Hag because "their fated" hasnt even been born yet
>Hag because they spaghetti near men

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940822
dork hags and sealed ones
and i want them to show their age a bit and not look like a 17 year old

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940270
>>43940326
>>43940328
>>43940426

Speaking about shoulders. KC specifically said Holst has big shoulders, because she got even bigger boobs for the game and had to give her big shoulders to fit them. So Holsts have canonically big shoulders, by extension Minos too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940839
yeah, but they got the waist to match. it's all about proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940822
>Hag because they were asleep/sealed for millennia
This is fine, but not my favorite. Some knowledge of current events and society would be helpful at least.
>Hag because "their fated" hasnt even been born yet
This is my favorite. Oddly romantic to hear once Ina relationship, but if she leads with it that'd be creepy as hell.
>Hag because they spaghetti near men
Fuck no, two sperglords in a relationship is only cute on TV. One of us needs some idea of what they're doing.

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>>43940822
I like 'their fated' the most but spaghetti hags are cute as well
They're the most likely to woo their beloved in autistic ways (insane behind-the-scene red-line manipulation, surprise night rape, sweaternapping)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940839
Oh no, that's how Pinhead Syndrome starts. I hope KC doesn't go too far down that rabbit hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940868
I like 'their fated' because they inevitably insert find a way to insert themselves into your life the minute you're born and I think getting groomed into being an old woman's husband is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940878
>never get bothered by girls at school because 'aunt' yuki's scent is all over you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940822
Creepy weirdo socially stunted hags are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940900
typa hag to stare at you from across the street while you're walking home at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940822
1. Spaghetti
2. Sealed
3. Still Waiting
They're all good, but I'm such a nincompoop at dating that I'd benefit from us both being fish out of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940303
It's so nice seeing anons clearly fated to marry flayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940822
I like a mix of one and three.
It probably means they were a dork even before mamono mana was a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940822
All three at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940912
That’s when you approach her causing her to panic because she didn’t anticipate or plan for this.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep mice best mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940932
>walking home at night
>notice a tall woman staring at me from the edge of the luminescent cone cast by a streetlight
>can't make out her features, but she gives me the creeps
>after a few moments, decide to turn around and see what her deal is
>turn around
>she's gone
that's... fine, right? that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Sealed hags are a real problem though. Imagine if you were running a kingdom or even just had your own home and then suddenly this 500 year old monster shows up claiming that you are now her serf or thank you for keeping my throne warm or something even more insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940958
I̸ ̸w̴o̴u̴l̷d̸n̵'̵t̷ ̵w̷o̴r̴r̴y̸ ̴a̶b̸o̴u̷t̸ ̵i̸t̸.̸

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940978
This happened to a buddy of mine. Weird thing is he's not a politician and he doesn't live in a castle or anything - he has a studio apartment on the corner of Fourth and Main and works at a gas station.

[Anonymous No.]

cow miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940940
whatever happen to nazrin anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940940
i remember the /b/ drawfag threads would always have someone request vore of her, like everthing i think maubey it was a mem

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940932
im going to ask her out then point i find it weird that she was stalking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940897
that's a meaty snow ghost...

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a harem of one kej and five yuki-onna?

[Anonymous No.]

best mg for Gymnopedie no.1

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941108
Uhh... Phantom, maybe? I don't know if Ms. Gandharva can play the piano

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941089
a cold hairday

[Anonymous No.]

How do I cheer the Bogey up if SHE'S the one who's sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941234
dick and chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941278
He said Bogey not Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941290
dick and chocolate and cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941164
I think you'll make an evil Cheshire happy one day anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941290
oh fuck you, dont bring that shit here

[Anonymous No.]

Post hyper lewd content. The kind that would make a mamono blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940822
i want a mix of sealed/spaghetti
>fox sealed since before the transformation
>a slight flaw in her seal has allowed her to see the outside world through magic
>knows that the world is one that loves now, and is patiently waiting for someone to come unseal her
>eventually her man enters her sealing shrine
>can hardly contain her excitement (the seals are the only thing containing it)
>she's unsealed... and instantly bombs it with bad pickup lines
>most of them arent actually that bad and would have worked in her time... if any of the cultural references and jokes were still around
>starts spilling her 'getty as the man slowly backs out of the shrine with a slightly disappointed face
>by the time he's at the front door she's having a tantrum and clinging to his leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941417

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941418
>Has snot bubbles and everything by the time Anon agrees to date her
>Bewteen sniffles she says that its all according to plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941134
>>43941134
>Phantom
dont see it

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941327
I’m surprised that guy still keeps going when nobody likes him here and just spews out nonsense all day just like the people who say Wurm is mentally changed when her profile doesn’t say anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941464
need a busty tall lim to slip me between her cleavage in a crushing bear hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941417

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>>43941476
She probably could do something like that, but she's still a little overdressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941476
Sounds cozy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941517
>hands behind your head crushing your face between her breasts, with her face in your hair
>wings wrapped behind back holding your body flush with hers
>tail wrapped around leg cherry on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941517
I think not wearing a bra and having a soft shirt would be more important than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are just mutated albino succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941517
I'm sure me fumbling with the clasp enough would just cause her to slice it with her tail and shove me in faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43936565
Which would you watch for Zipangu Anime? English Subtitles with the original Zipangu Audio/Voices, the English Dub, or watch both depending on your preference and taste?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941651
Oh boy! The Birthday Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941417
Cuddling under a blanket while Eskimo kissing whispering sweet nothings to each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941053
Reimoo

[Anonymous No.]

Feel bad for wights, I like them quite a bit now It's really funny that it happened after all the drama.
I hope we get a new wightfag to cleanse the old shit away one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941725
I didn't even think about wight onee-sans... doting ojou-sama big sisters...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941725
You know I just see it as some silly creepypasta of what happened to Wight. Where it’s so far fetched from how the original characters are like it becomes stupid and comical. Which I think you anons should see it like that too, that point and laugh at these fools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941754
I'm gonna slap a Wight's tits and ass in succession and then tell her to deal with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941776
there's an instant-loss video in the making here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941754
its much better to have a wight auntster instead

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941828
you're very safe around multiple foxes because their many schemes and machinations to claim you end up foiling the other foxes attempts to do the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941844
What if theyre being lead by a bicorn anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941844
MAAM YOUR TAIL IS ON FIRE, I'LL GET THE EXTINGUISHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941828
im taking the auntie with small glasses

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941844
I’m sorry mam but there’s no fire allowed in the milk bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941932
Untrustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941762
I dunno, I like it when powerful undead are at least a little creepy. If I'm not slightly scared, what's the point of dating a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942005
You know what I meant I was doing a comparison of how silly shit is and people shouldn’t care about what one guy did who is possibly dead at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942035
hip slits and hip windows are too OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941641
>Do you watch Zipangu Anime in subs or dubs?

Oh boy! Don't tell me in even in the MGE world. Weeaboos and anime fans in general still bicker, debate, argue and fight over watching and consuming anime or any Zipangese animated media in subtitles or English Translations. Chief God and Lilith forbid if the Subs-versus-Dubs discords is ALSO politicized and part of Culture War(s) in MGE too. Wherein translators/localizers who may or may not be anti-monster or Order-leaning bastardized the translating to insert their ideology and politics. And then you get the obnoxious loud mouthed fans who will fight you, argue with you and even dehumanize you for choosing to watch Zipangu anime in English Dubs simply because of the particular non-Zipangu setting the anime takes place in or you simply like the performance of the English VAs. While they also shoehorn THEIR pro-monster and anti-Order ideology and talking points as well.

I apologize in advance if I felt the need to bring that up or reference the current state of Sub-versus-Dubs in this socio-political climate. Because you can no longer just simply consume dubs or even subs (sometimes) without any political and Culture War baggage from both sides of the political isle these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942036
I mean, I did, but I just wanted to talk about scary Miss Wight rather than the other thing.
Look at her!
LOOK AT HER.
She's terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>Demons start using digital contract malware because they know nobody ever reads the terms and conditions

[Anonymous No.]

r u d y
u
d
y

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942095
That's fucking horseshit no way I'm calling up the demon lord and complaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>43941976
>>43941985
these types of monsters are my favorite, the teacher/ oneesan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942068
Don't be fooled by that silly face, she could make you cum with a single finger in the span of three seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942095
I would love an MGE television show where a demon lawyer has to navigate the complex interactions between US law and demonic contracts. Almost always ends up with a happy couple somewhere--although it's not always the pairing you'd expect.
> Law and Order: Special Romance Unit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

100 human men in plate armor, armed with halberds, pikes, voulges, sweihanders and crossbows with heater shields, all carrying sideswords and dagger backups. Each a trained and hardened veteran of many wars, loyal to the human cause. Some of them on horseback, brilliant banners flowing from near the tips of their lances.

Vs.

One Greenworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942122
Don't threaten me with a good time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942095
I am reminded of that time someone put that they will own your soul in the Terms and Conditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942105
Neneko
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e
k
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[Anonymous No.]

>>43942157
Those poor Soldiers... what kind of sadist would stack such odds against them and think they would stand an inkling of a chance at winning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942157
Greenworm solos no diff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942180
Someone with more power than sense.
Someone who can pull strings politically to make nearly anything happen--even in order territories.
Someone who can really fill out a cocktail dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942196
greenworm's mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942129
That sounds like a good idea for an anthology.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942214
Yes greenworm was adopted

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine scaring a chesh. Like jumping out from behind a door and giving her a fright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942214
Has got it goin' on?

[Anonymous No.]

>43942224
I respect that you're using a new danuki pic, but Jesus is that one ever unsettling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942158
Oh anon, but she won't let you cum, she'll hold you on the edge until you're begging to cum, begging to be hers. She'll ensare your heart, body, mind, and soul, in one fell swoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942251
Or leaving a cucumber on the floor behind her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942251
Bad idea you will get trapped in a scare war, and you will lose.
It will end with her teleporting you into a pack of hellhounds she ""accidentally" spiked their food with raging mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

>>43942257
What makes it unsettling?

[Anonymous No.]

>43942360
The way the blushing is drawn for starters. And something about the art style overall makes me think "perverted old man", too. And not in a hot way. I can't quite articulate it; it just feels like something else that got redrawn as a danuki. I dunno; it just bugs me.

[Anonymous No.]

I need more art of monster and human kids playing. Monster childhood friends really are the best

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware sporting stubble, beast monster girls are likely to brush against it as they like the scratchy feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

Get on the altar, Anon. Then you get your gold, promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942538
Miss... We don't trade gold here. We accept dollars or credit or debit. Legal Tender only!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942538
My loyalty is to my left-handed hummingbird, I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942538
Okay but what if I put her on the altar in front of all her peers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942538
>escape into the jungle
>find the fountain of youth
>after a couple days she seems to be getting taller and your clothes aren't fitting so well anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942095
>open a website to a local restaurant to see their menu
>desk chair falls through the floor with you in it
>appear in the kitchen surrounded by dragon chefs
>demonic contract hidden in the cookie setting of their website portaled you in there
>legally married to at least one
>fed a bunch of sticky mushrooms and left to "marinate" in the back while they get through the dinner rush

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls that would fix my mommy issues?

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason, I decided to update one of my stories, having sat on the draft of Part 2 (of probably 3) since mid-November—which is embarrassing because I wrote Part 1 of the story in early November.

It's on my pastebin now, using the same link as before. If I get drunk enough over the weekend, I might do an editing pass, and maybe even post a direct link in the thread.
Don't get your hopes up. It's SFW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942683
>I wrote Part 1 of the story in early November.
Correction. It was added to the Mega in early November. I wrote the story for Halloween last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942214
>greenworm's mom
That's a fun one. Although this is technically more like her genetically modified sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942718
That guy makes some neat stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a like like monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942760
you want a monster girl that... eats your clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942760
Slime or Giant Slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942780
>monster girl that... eats your clothing
Nta but I had one of those "heavy horny breathing" reactions to this line. You can just casually talk about a girl who's entire MO is to put you into a state of undress and keep you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942683
Attention whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942780
>grabs you
>pulls you into her body
>eats your
>lewds you
>spits you out nude next to her sister across the cave
>repeat
Sounds pretty nice to me, especially if it's a cave infested with them. We're talking 5 or more.
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942780 #
>grabs you
>pulls you into her body
>eats your clothing
>lewds you
>spits you out nude next to her sister across the cave
>repeat
Sounds pretty nice to me, especially if it's a cave infested with them. We're talking 5 or more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942814
>grabs you
>pulls you into her body
>eats your clothing
>lewds you
>spits you out nude next to her sister across the cave
>repeat
Sounds pretty nice to me, especially if it's a cave infested with them. We're talking 5 or more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942789
well then lets consider zelda's likelike's and how they behave: they eat link, take his currently equipped shield or tunic, and spit him back out. if not defeated soon enough will destroy the gear it took
so if we were to have a likelike-girl, it would probably be sort of like a mix between an alarune and a sandworm, looking more like a slug on the outside.
mating would probably be a long process of her eating you, taking a piece of armor off of you for her to digest, and spitting you back out in a paralytic state.
as she works her way down your layers of clothing and armor whatever she does to paralyze you, likely covering you in some sort of aphrodisiac, would probably get into your head more and more. making you hornier and hornier.
by the end of this process, you would very likely be left in a terribly aroused state. and she'll finally do the deed when you are completely stripped down, after what could be days or even weeks of her slowly taking what you were wearing.
the resulting sex's pleasure would probably be hard for even the sabbath to top, considering how long you've spent covered in aphrodisiac juices.

[Anonymous No.]

Retard can't post correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43936565
I want to get teleported to the Navverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942760
I'd rather a Gleeok girl for the fear boner, though I suppose you could achieve the multi-head effect with a simple jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

Vore is not welcomed. Fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942894
>3 headed jabberwock
>6 tentacle mouths
Truly a terrifying creature. Imagine the grocery bill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942905
I'm calling the sandworm police on you.
You will become worm food.
You will enjoy being eaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942844
You're overemphasizing chemical aphrodisiacs and underemphasizing the psychological aspect of being literally stripped down, bit by bit, without any way to resist.
Even without the aphrodisiac you'd probably grow to love such treatment. The contrast between her warmth and the coolness of the outside (which she keeps returning you to) would break down your resistance over time. You begin to look forward to her taking you in, and hating the part when she spits you back out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942905
what part about "a mix between an alarune and a sandworm" did you not understand?

[Anonymous No.]

43942920
KYS, no one find you funny or interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942940
He's just trying to derail and start shit. Just ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942942
my wife finds me cute and funny (she's 870)

[Anonymous No.]

>43942905
>43942942
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
Kys. Go find a different thread to post your vanilla cosplay hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942978
when you put it that way it makes it sound like we are introducing something different to the thread, its closer to
>STOP LIKING WHATS ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED AS ACCEPTABLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>My hatred of vore is so strong that it projects a field of disinterest that repels sandworms
>This gets me a job as a courier for the desert kingdoms
I want to get hitched to a high-class wight, but I'm stuck as a mailman in a hot-ass desert.
Even worse is that most pharaohs still use heavy carved slabs for official business.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife enjoy puns? If yes - how purple is she? I have a theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943040
I feel like foxes would love puns, even if they weren't purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943040
You may be on to something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943023
Wait until you find that lilim-sandworm hybrid that's so ancient and powerful that your hatred of vore doesn't repel her.
Don't accept to deliver the Secret Tablets to the Forbidden Temple deep in the Sacred Dunes. You will not come out unvored and not married to a sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

If I walk really slowly and quietly maybe I can sneak away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

Work in progress, teaching myself to mod Stellaris figured out how to get put Hellhound images as a species so now I can live out a fantasy of Hellhound and Human stellar domination across the stars, using a combination of lewd mods and made this so far. Needs more work but not bad for 4 hours of just fooling around but since I an not a coder I think it did alright. Now I got to figure out how to use ai to make the portraits fit with the game using what I learned earlier with the AI Hellhounds I was fooling around with.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, the best way to avoid sandworms is to walk and/or run at a regular space on the sands. Typical, rhythmic human footsteps confuses them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943178
Or just don't force the anon who don't like sandworm with a sandworm, stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943259
Nobody is forcing anything with anyone. A resident shitposter is throwing a fit for attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943200
Doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943273
W-why do her boobs have a hitbox?

[Anonymous No.]

>slap cheshire's ass
>she makes the minecraft "oof" sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943273
>roll past a fox
>her fuck huge tail hitboxes put 8 stacks of mofu debuff on me
>wasn't even close to touching them
>still no nerfs in sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943310
for hitting

[Anonymous No.]

I will not lose to foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, just accept you'll probably end up with your less than ideal monster girl species when the day of the rape occurs.
>but muh mana markers
You have to buy one first, and that requires you go to monster lands. That won't save you from the overzealous mouse zeroing in on your position.
>I'll just tell her to go away and resist
If she's truly horny, that won't work either. You should know (if you're a man with a properly functioning penis) you can't negotiate with super horny.
>I'll just desperately plead
That just makes them hornier, especially if they're sadistic.

I mean there's a reason we call it the day of the rape and not day of the sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943339
just say no and monsters cant do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943339
>we call it the day of the rape
Isn't that a bunkerfag meme, actually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943351
>"no don't rape me"
>gets raped by monster
Whoops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943339
I don't really have an ideal monster so I don't really mind.
Will stay inside anyway until they come to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943326
>arch succubi get a perk that causes a perfect parry against any attack made against their chest
>their hitbox is so big practically any attack leads to you getting stunned
How the fuck am I supposed to fight these things? They keep surrounding me to trap me in an infinite stun cycle while they emote and dance over me. I can't leave the starting zone, what am I supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943380
Cry and say you hate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943369
>arachne that's bigger than king sized bed slips through a crack in the window that's smaller than a dime
>1 year later your house is littered with webs mini arachnes are crawling everywhere, and you're the father of them all
You're practically asking for some bug girl to claim you if you hunker down in your home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943391
Crying only attracts a horde of meaty, max CON monsters who try to abduct you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943395
There are no cracks in my windows, theyre also double layerer giant glass doors
I am also safe from wurms as I live on the second floor
I am untouchable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943399
>meaty, max CON monsters
So hags?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how anyone could hate sandworms.
>super kind
>super cute
>super lewd
>doubles as your home
And most of all
>is basically a living mining drill
That alone should send you running to one.

>but you have to live in her mouth
Honestly it's not as bad as you think. Sure, your always gonna be covered in her spit, but honestly, that's gonna be the case with every other monster. In fact, with other monsters, you mix in sweat, slime, and/or other juices with the spit, depending on the species of course. Unless you go ghost.

Feel free to disagree. I for one will raise an army of living desert drills. No one will stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943417
Ahh, but that microscopic hole in the wall you can't see? Devil bugs and ants can squeeze through those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943435
But I keep my house clean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943421
Hags, holsts, bogeys, the usual suspects

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943457
Water is enough to attract them. Wet sink, wet shower, wet toilet, wet pipes, they'll come crawling in. And you'll open you bathroom door one day and see a devil bugs eating cereal out of a sink with water instead of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943339
Shotgun, head, trigger, reset. It's either what I want or nothing. Everyone should do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943464
So what is the issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943484
That won't save you.

Just accept your fate as a man slut

[Anonymous No.]

in this thread the MGE has always been a setting youre not allowed to have fun with, even if you play by its rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943507
Because it's not the MGE thread, it's just used as a basis here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943488
They can heal faster than I can DPS, so I can't get any xp off of them. And they spam my inbox with friend requests.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when movies were good?

[Anonymous No.]

What makes MGE lack fun? Is it because it of the sanitization?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943522
Just accept one and accept the fact you will be used as a pillow and possibly mattress

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943493
It will, give me what I want or leave me alone. MGE is a wish-come-true fantasy but you're just trying to insert grimdark in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Help!
I got caught be a emergency-intervention demon but instead of corrupting or raping me she just cuddles with me saying that things will be alright and that I don't have to kill myself.
I'm not even depressed or even considered doing any harm to myself, I think she got the wrong guy but I don't have the heart to tell her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943563
Nah just alot of people lean twords "comfy" and even a PG adventure is too tiresome
so theres to imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943571
No, I'm just going by the original canon prior to wg3

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943522
Say you will accept their friend request if they take off their equipment, use that as your opportunity to down them

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to not do the ol shotgun to face trick unless you want to get wisped

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943585
The only escape is hiding in a pocket dimension within a pocket dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943575
why not go on a "setting approved" adventure
MGE has
>dungeons
>fighting torneys
>unexplored lands (KC said the word exoands like a minecraft server)
>demon beast hunting
>human villains to subdue

[Anonymous No.]

>investigate weird noises coming from your laundry basket
>find a pixie masturbating while wrapped up in your underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943614
Wont any adventure end mega fast with the way the monster girls work

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a way for me to get one of those neat mana beam guns that I always see on Automata?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943640
ask a gremlin to build you one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943634
no
unless the echidna in a dungeon just says "fuck it" and warps anon to her rom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943631
Well, as long as it's going to get washed anyway I don't really mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943646
I don't trust her to build something that doesn't weigh half a ton and require a direct connection to my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Mge is better when there's potential for failure.
>fighting and escaping slimes, siths, and elves to find your dream girl
It makes it they much more rewarding when you do.

If she's just handed to you in a silver platter, it's just lame and very effeminate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943657
Demon silver basically ensures you dont have to kill them, Just like in MGQ where only a select few monsters are actually killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943673
Except a lot of the MGQ monsters SHOULD be killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943676
granted
But MGE lives and breathes by what is essentially a tamer version of MGQ's angel halo
so using non fatal weaponry turns fighting into a undertale pacifist route that you can actually fight back in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943673
Of course, I'm not saying kill. Just knock 'em out and work your way up to that ideal boss monster guarding the dungeon: dragon, lilim, manticore, dormouse, or pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943689
>Undertale

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943577
Than me killing myself is a valid option and I won't be caught by a wisp, disgenuine cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943657
Nah miss me with that shit. I like my escapism fantasies perfect, there's no need for "potential for failure" if I won't settle for the giant slug anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943694
Whats wrong with undertale?

[Anonymous No.]

You have to eat all the rice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943715
>furries
>overhyped morality system
>sheer bitchyness of the fanbase regarding smash bros
>battle system hates you for defending yourself
>became peak cancer of its time, rivaled only by tumblrs addiction to steven universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943656
It's a mana gun, it's going to connect to your dick somehow no matter what.
Unless you're a wizard, but then why do you need a gun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943789
Guns are cool and also act as a spell focus. Put spells into bullets and you have the ultimate means of magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943789
Theres no other way to get the mana out? Like just skin contact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943851
If you want to be edgy you can make a gun that turns your blood into ammunition but chances are you'll pass out if you ever have to use it in a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943657
This man gets it, you’re entitled to your easy escapist win if you want it but I personally need a challenge to go with the reward. Magus’ story comes to mind where anon had a difficult time with lots of work, headache, and (non lethal) fighting to get his goal when he could’ve settled for any girl at any time.
>tl:dr need lizard/salamander gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943819
Okay, Kerry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943851
Unless you can channel it properly via magic, "male essence" is the most direct mana conversion for you. You can get a custom-made onahole to recharge it at home.
Just know that if it's a gremlin, she will be modeling it after herself, kind of like a free sample.
>>43943875
Not only is blood inefficient, but any monster you try to fight with, and any spectators, will immediately rush you to end the fight as fast as possible.
Radicals tried to ban male tanks once because it meant seeing men putting themselves in dangerous situations, think of what they'll do if they see you bleeding yourself out to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943875
Or you can use cybernetics crudely grafted to your flesh and a lot of painkillers. Not sure if mamonos will be ok about it but you will be stronger than them so who care.

[Anonymous No.]

>do side quest for harpy to help gather 20x bundles of pine to build her a nest
>"Thank you so much, human! Pipi! Now as a reward, I'll let you join me in the nest and make you feel good by rubbing your penis with my thighs!"
>leave because no gold reward
>do sidequest for Elf to deliver delicate Elven silk order to a court mage, which involves having to fight bandits trying to steal it from me on the way
>"Oh, how brave and noble of you to complete the order despite the perils that awaited! I could have never done it without you! To reward your helpfulness, I'll wrap my lips around your dick and suck your balls dry!"
>leave because no gold reward
>do sidequest for Holstaur to help repair her milking machine, which involves having to fight a werewolf miniboss to retrieve the stolen circuit after tracking her down to a black market hideout through an investigation segment
>"Mooo! I can't thank you enough for helping save my milk business young man? How can I reward you for this?"
>ask for fucking GEE OH ELL DEE BECAUSE IM BROKE
>"Oh.... I'm afraid my coffers nearly ran dry paying the expenses for my shop after the milk machine broke, since I had no income. However, I can repay you in other ways! I'll let you fuck my breasts as long as you want as a reward, do moo accept?~"
>leave and slam the door behind me
What is it with Monsters always trying to offer themselves as the reward to you doing literally anything conceivable for them?! Why are they so intent on trying to offer me sexual favors and marriage instead of gold for doing their quests?! How the fuck am I supposed to fund my career as the Hero destined to defeat the Demon Lord if I don't have any gold to upgrade my gear, buy new gear, buy supplies and pay the trainers for the perks and skills they teach!?!?! I'm going to be stuck with my classes shitter beginner gear and get defeated by a mob of level 1 Slimes at this rate! I JUST WANT SOME GOLD!!!! I CAN'T KEEP SELLING THE HATS THAT DROP FROM BANDIT ENEMIES!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943937
>marry the monster
>cum into mana wage cage
>get gold
Simple as, based KC truly though of everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943745
Well, I guess she did make a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943745
Can I finish it over the course of a day? I love white rice but can't eat that much in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943937
>get gold
>it's a creeping coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943986
My Inari Roll has arrived?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943920
Can mamonos feel if you're in physical pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43944015
Yes, from miles away, especially hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>43944022
Ok but they can't do nothing about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943986
You don't have to, but she'll keep making large amounts of rice for you each day. She likes to feed her pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943937
Idk man, seem like pretty good offers to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43944031
You're going to get fried by the first raiju you encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43944066
Electronic components can be isolated and protected nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

You remembered to bring nulberries right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>Shirokuto sabbath is hard at work mastering some arcane arts to make teleportation easier or control weather or whatever cool and useful shit
>Kuroferuru working on improving means of incubization and monsterization
>Meanwhile, Momonika sabbath is busy working on a spell allowing the user to use emojis in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>43944175
The list only said milk, bread and eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43944175
She looks like she bullies nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>Suupaar robotto~
>Mazingaaaa Zetto~
>ROBOTTO PUNCHI!
Showing old super robot cartoons to a Gremlin, threat or possibility?

[Anonymous No.]

Finding the chubbiest, gloomiest, dorkiest nerd in the MG college, grabbing her cheeks and kissing her forehead in front of everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43944631
>old cartoons
you can do so much better than that. Arent there competitions where custom built robots and toy tanks actually fight? Robot Wars or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43944800
Hey I remember watching that as a kid, good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43944800
>gremlin wife plays Sekiro
>now she won't stop bugging your ochimusha wife to let her attach gadgets to her skeleton arm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43944800
There used to be but it got boring after a few seasons when everyone figured out that battering rams were the meta.

[Anonymous No.]

If I ever need to hide, I'll be the safest covered by a massive Jinko lying on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43945861
More bait for 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43945884
What, you mean you dare the nerds on 4mon to look for you while you're safely hidden under a Jinko where they'll never find you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943997
>>43943997
You gotta be careful ordering food in Zipangu, can’t order an inari roll, or kitsune udon, or oyakodon. Be sure to do your research before visiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>Post bait for 4mon
>Get doxxed
>Either get rape, kidnapped, KYS, robbed...
Stay on 4chan where no women are allowed

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>>43945933
You'll probably get a 2 paragraph response on why one mamono or the other would be a safer choice to hide under... Either way they're all just trying to get you under them...

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>>43946019
I won't be posting that on 4mon because I don't want to read walls of text that are wrong.

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>>43945976
>be happily married
>shitpost and lay bait anyways, imply you’re single but never outright say it for plausible deniability
>if anybody ever tracks you down they’ll need to face down your wife and explain why they obsessively hunted her husband over the internet like some kind of weirdo

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>>43945976
>post on 4mon and say you're a man
>"post dick or gtfo"
rude

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>>43946333
I feel like there's 2 ways this could work.
> Cheshire wife egging you on and helping you shitpost even harder
Your Chesh wife probably even came up with the idea. Works best if you're near a community college or something so she can try to pass the monster girls off to some nerdy dorks learning about basket weaving.
> Shirohebi wife is oblivious to your shitposting ways
Trolling twice over, you irritate women and cause your wife to aggressively level up her yandere tendencies. You'd have to be SUPER into yanderes for this to be a good idea, though.

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>>43946618
Alternatively you have a wife that isn’t a paranoid schizophrenic or silly trickster and she slams the door in your online stalker’s face when she starts stuttering nonsense about “anonymous” and niche online websites

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>>43946333
>>43946618
>>43946688
I'd feel too bad for the stalkermon to do this.

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>>43945976
i'd just go to the weapons board and shit on all non polearm weapons and shit on polearms cause they are guns

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>>43943040
!

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>>43946688
I feel like there's no middle ground here (or at least very little). I'm trying to imagine a reasonable, normal adult woman who finds out you're flirting with women online and is OK with it. I think that most women wouldn't be. You're either leading these women on, which is rude (at best), or you're actively trying to build a harem in the most dickish way possible.
>>43946706
Yeah, I wouldn't either, even with a Molly leading me on. I was just trying to think of the ways that a marriage could survive this kind of thing and figured the wife really needs to either be in the loop on it (Cheshire type lady) or the kind of woman who wouldn't question the fact it's happening (Shirohebi who OF COURSE expects WHORES to throw themselves at her PERFECT MAN and therefore she must ALWAYS BE READY) so you can keep going without her getting upset at the potential emotional cheating component.

> Bicorn alternative
I suppose a bicorn wife (or another harem friendly wife) might also be into it, as auditions for your harem. That didn't occur to me initially because I would hate-hate-hate having a harem--it'd just feel like cheating on all the wives at once with the other wives and I'd be a wreck.

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>>43944800
BATTLE BOTS!
IT'S ROBOT FIGHTING TIME!
Now we can both be angry at Bitch Doctor fluking its way to the finals every season

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>role reversal meme society where girls act like the MSM's idea of a male internet nerd
Hard to get more dumb and uncreative as that

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>>43946958
OK, Tolkien, let's see your world building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43946958
The twist is that they are actually perfect women and inherently benevolent, so it's all fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43946958
I think it's really fun to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43946883
>shitposting on the internet is now flirting
Its so easy to forget the smallest interaction with a monster will be aggressively and sometimes intentionally misinterpreted

[Anonymous No.]

Summer nights dangers

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>>43947053
> Arachne sees (You) dressed up as Spider-Man
"It's for a comics convention!"
> It's too late, the chase is on and you can barely see in this damn outfit.
> At least she gets into cosplay herself later.

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>>43946778
Think about how resident autists in generals or on boards get flagged down for their recognizable antics anon. Do you really want that kind of scrutiny from a bunch of obsessive lizards who know more martial arts than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947053
ms march hare gets easily distracted in conversation

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>>43947123
anon, that ist true tho, guns trump every polearm, and polearms trump every other weapon

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[Anonymous No.]

Alright faggot, I'll give you 50 DL coins if you drink a full cup of one of the following:
>shog slime
>glacies sweat
>sandworm spit

You up for it?

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>>43947149
>anon gets grenaded by that one lizardman who's completely obsessed with drones

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>>43947192
lizards are too honorable for that, a damn tanuki would do that

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>>43947186
Glacies sweat it is!

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>>43947186
>glacies sweat
Sure, wouldn't it be just normal water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947186
Shog slime--it's free money, since I've always wanted to try that anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947149
MGE is a fantasy land. If you have the skills and the mana to burn you can deflect bullets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947192
You can't 'nade a bunker enjoyer, sure I don't see the sunlight now but it's comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947186
Hell, I would pay money to drink Shog slime.

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>>43947220
No, not quite. It's a tad off in taste and a bit salty.

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>>43947240
then polearms are bettter than, more reach, more leverage, and can be used to focus mana ever more acutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947186
I got to drink whiskey poured down a Pharaoh's leg and straight off her toes, and the entire club stood up and clapped.

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>>43947296
A real man would have taken the shot of apophis venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947317
got to inject it if you want the good stuff

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>>43947149
You’re gonna wake up with a demon silver crossbow bolt in your chest and a lizard sleeping on top of you

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>>43947446
>>43947446
>>43947446
she proved my point tho, a crossbow is a very early form of gun
i still win, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947207
The future is now, old man.

[Anonymous No.]

i like when ms cupid drops the bow and pulls out two eros trench knives for cqc

[Anonymous No.]

>the future is now old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947486
Made for ryona

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947560
would, robots make me hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947579
Even Robo-Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947612
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947622
oh

[Anonymous No.]

>mamono using cybernetics
>Good
>Me using cybernetics
>Bad, you need rape correction
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947688
Whoever told you getting cybernetics for yourself is wrong just doesn't know what they are talking about.
Probably an uptight Angel or a damn dirty treehuger, feeling threatened by their impending obsolescence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947728
>damn dirty treehuger
How huge is this person going to make trees? Because it'd be cool to have more shade in my neighborhood, but it could go too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947740
He's suggesting you hug dryads.
Which you should, go wandering an orchard today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947688
Firstly automatons aren't cyborgs, and secondly mamono cybernetics don't leave you in constant pain. You'd be fine if you got it done by a professional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947728
ms gremlin is going to hack your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947740
You know what I fucking meant, knife-eared bastard. I will show you the superiority of technology by strapping an egg vibe to your ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947728
True but I will never get my cybernetics from a gremlin or any other Mamonos, too dangerous and/or lewd. I prefer to get from other humans.
>>43947760
Again, not their problems and their cybernetics are just honey pots to trap men

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>>43947728
>>43947769
Elves are actually quite adept at using technology to spread propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947560
Imagine mechalim transforming into a fighter jet.

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>>43947910
Spaceship or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947769
No, your misspelling completely confused me. I had no idea what you meant.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43948103
Touch fluffy ears

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43948117
I shall mercilessly molest the ears of every monstergirl I meet. Amd not just the ears but other monster bits as well. Tails, claws, wings, beans, etc.
Any threats or consequences would only encourage me. My fetishes are without number. My libido cannot be stopped.

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>>43948117
you call those ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43948211
WHAT NOW, ANON?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43948236
molest hat and stockings

[Anonymous No.]

>>43948118
Fanart? For Charybdis? Crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43943634
adventure WITH your wife.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43947760
makes me think of that one game with your arm being your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43947186
100% Sandworm spit.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43948211
Consider that for many girls from the Elemental and Undead families, their entire bodies are technically all monster bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43948211
>molesting a sandworm's shell

[Anonymous No.]

Total Kot Taming
Molest werecat fluff, squish the kot, bear hug Mollys, cry in chesh shoulders until the pain go away, play with cats, listen werecat's purring, gently pet daughter and wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43948439
What happens if I stick my fingers in anubis ears?

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>>43948659
The Anubis is tamed and won't complain about schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>43948261
She’s too busy being MOGGED by the scylla nextdoor

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>>43948671
Really? It's that easy?

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[Anonymous No.]

Ms. White Horn is only 24, don't call her a Christmas cake! She's just waiting for the right man!

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>>43948236
>steals hat
>>43948551
The profiles say that scars and decayed ares are especially sensitive for the undead. Consider Mummy and Pharaoh
>steals staff
>slaps ass

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43948864
>The profiles say that scars and decayed ares are especially sensitive for the undead. Consider Mummy and Pharaoh
Imagine pinning a smug loli Pharaoh's arms above her head and slowly tracing your tongue along the cracks on her skin while all she can do is squirm and moan.

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I like the idea of an oni "little" sister (non-loli)
I want 7ft+ musclebound and scary looking oni to call me onii-chan.

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>>43944631
>No shortstack gremlin to see you playing Super Robot Wars and then insist on watching as many mecha anime as possible while sitting in your lap
PAIN

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[Anonymous No.]

>M'lord

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your monster teachers are the heroines of the eroge

[Anonymous No.]

Top Five MG for paizuri. Go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43948748
what's with that shooped hat

[Anonymous No.]

Hey
Sign a pact

[Anonymous No.]

>>43949346
Gacha edit.

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>>43949419
>gachaniggers shitting up a LN pic
Thanks, that gave me cancer

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Onee-Baphomet Gyaru to /ss/ titfuck me so fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43949106
Imagine being a necromancer and having her as a strong but docile bodyguard

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>>43949445
Gacha brain rot.

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[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43949307
>tfw you also happened to beattracted your monster teachers
>those fucking outfits...... are too sexy

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>>43949843
Lying in a cool crypt beats dealing with the summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>average recent MGE story
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48193711/chapters/121532503

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950036
Kek

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>>43950036
Wouldn't be surprised if it was the same retarded shitposter that occasionally pollutes this thread with his schizoposts about preferring to blow his head off rather than get forcibly loved by mamono

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>>43950051
>>43950036
At least it doesn't cater to femdomfag... Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950036
Holy cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950060
If it was me the story would have already end and no mamonos would have been physically hurt. Fuck off

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[Anonymous No.]

What would lewding a psychotic homicidal chaos entity loli be like?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon
Wurm
Wyvern
Jabberwock
Ryu
Who is the weakest to cunnilinugs?
And yes i like eating out a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950243
dragon
the most arrogant of them will be the first to fall

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950243
The wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950243
Disgusting

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>>43950267
so only dick in vagen for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950243
Cum inside not tongue inside sex should be for making monster babies praise Eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950346
you need to prep the vagine for nick and slick peneration

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950243
Vanilla Dragon > Wock > Wyvern > Ryu = Wurm
The bottom two only because it's not the same when they don't have the legs to spread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950355
i can get it but still eating out wurms is the best since they have no knowedgle of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950243
Wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950267
>Not wanting to pleasure your wife orally

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950243
Cuck mentality

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950355
I take great offense to this, miss Ryu has been informed and one of her shrine workers has been notified about how much you love shirohebis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950267
if a girl sucking your dick is not disgusting than licking a womans pussy shouldn't be either

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950419
>It's cuck mentality to have oral sex with your wife
Anon I think you might be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950395
Yes
>>43950435
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950441
He's right

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950453
Yes, >>43950441 is right.

[Anonymous No.]

so only pp in vag only, no pp suck, or vag lick?
now that is just backwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950456
No, this anon >>43950419 is right

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ginzake/status/1677277714737410048
what're they feeding these dogs to make them so big?

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>>43950464
Here's a fun fact. There are actually retarded anons out there that think monster girls wouldn't enjoy anal/oral sex because they don't count as real sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950479
You must have misclicked because the Anon who claims wanting to pleasure your wife makes you a cuck is incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950507
>Don't count as real sex
Don't listen to the pyrows

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>>43950435
to be fair theyre very different
a vag is significantly dirtier due to the nature of being a warm moist hole that reacts poorly to soap

[Anonymous No.]

What if the Magna Carta has been bees the whole time?
What if rabbits swore allegiance to the bees?
What if Chinese bees?
What if millennial bees?
What if bees were four-dimensional?
What if bees were time-travelers?
What if time travel turns you into bees?
What if time travel requires bees?
What if you could replace explosions with bees?
What if instead of movies there were bees?
What if you could buy bees on the black market?
What if bees are accepted as payment in Hawaii?
What if instead of throwing beeads on Mardi Gras you threw bees?
What if bees wrote a travelogue?
What if the travelogue was just bees?
What if you eloped with bees?
What if you served refreshments to bees?
What if someone mentions bees?
What if bees formed a religion?
What if that religion involved clockwork bees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950562
A+, no notes. Everyone post just like this man from now on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950567
>not B+

[Anonymous No.]

>get hit by instant loss grapple
>have to watch the 30 minute cutscene (with time skips) of your character getting raped
>cant go into menus
>alt tabbing pauses the game
>it quicksaves over all your other save files the moment it happens
>new game option is gone
i hate these post portal games. i just want to get back to actually playing the game please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950507
I hope they get forced to eat their dark elf wives out until they can cum from oral alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950419
>>43950479
t.alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950592
@>if you lose a multiplayer game as single man your location is sent to the wooner

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950618
just lose several times in a row in quick succession and watch the carnage outside your house

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>>43948325
>at the grocery store one day
>run into shirohebi
>she gets excited and slithers over to you
>tells you how excited she is to meet her sister's fiance
>wut
>a larger shirohebi you've never seen before appears to clap a hand over her mouth
>stammers something about kids saying strange things and hauls the other hebi away
What did they mean by this?

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>>43950618
Going to change to a Asian server to get me a Ushi-Oni in 30 minutes or less then it's free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950209
Stop roleplaying that your Nacha wife is a psychopathic dictator bent on world domination you’re waking up the neighbors with how loud you two are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950712
Yeah, might just be that Anon likes a big plate of Nachos, IYKWIMAITYD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950592
You've gotta look for games aimed at the cockatrice/banshee/umi osho market. The protagonist is usually a buff dude who absolutely dominates every monster they come across. You still have to sit through the rape cutscene but at least you are the one initiating.

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>>43950677
Congratulations on inevitable marriage anon! You may want to leave the door unlocked or walk alone at night to speed things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950539
Why wouldn't I listen to my best friend?

[Anonymous No.]

foxes high body temperature make them reluctant to wear clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950667
>They all decide they're willing to share because of the one bicorn
Your actions have consequences

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950753
We're currently eating inside an Arby's, keep your fucking clothes on dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950753
>>43950770
seals count as clothes right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950753
Sounds like she needs to cool off.
Shaving all that unnecessary fluff will certainly help her with heat.

[Anonymous No.]

imma just go outside post pics from MGE land of me touring on my bike
>tfw i get tracked down by some stalking monsters and chased out of where i was staying

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950782
When will someone inform the foxes that sealing talismans are not appropriate substitutes for underwear.

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>>43950858
I'm not gonna do it. My friend tried something like that and he now has like 12 kits and 3 fox wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950858
they will only take their husbands advice to heart. too bad she dosent have one to correct her inappropriate behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950869
it's an inherently risky endeavor to address a fox

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>>43950884
that fox is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950917
That doesn't stop most monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43942129
The interactions wouldn't be that complex.
Either one takes precedence, or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43950923
she got rigor mortis and can only jump

[Anonymous No.]

>>43936565

[Anonymous No.]

dont mess with forces you dont understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951018
i will ask kokurri san about what she is and all the knowledge i can know without going mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951018
No. I refuse to let foxes think they can do whatever they want. They must adapt to the modern world like any other monster. INCLUDING modern sensibilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951047
we keep trying. but whenever we reform one, it starts spawning 4-5 new ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951086
>Hottie?
>You're a fox...
Always ridicule fox women for massive morale damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951104
Damn that hit hard. She's about to cry!

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>>43950592
>Modding TES7 to have actual monsters that die when attacked gets me put on a watchlist
>Have to sit there and explain to an overly-concerned succubus that I'm fine, I hold no anti-monster tendencies, there's this inari I've been talking to lately and I hope there's a connection there

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>>43951104
>Making a monster cry
You're about to be riddled with enough black arrows to look like a pin cushion, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951110
Yeah well she's not even a human, who cares about her feelings (if she has any)

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>>43951104
>>43951118
the moffad is on your case now. congratulations on the (inevitable) marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951134
I'll just run over the glowfoxes with my car, they are easy to see at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951144
>........
>the moffad agent gets up, without a scratch, even on her Kimono.
>she starts approaching you
>your car wont start
you should have kept running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43940689
my kinda horsegirl

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>>43951163
If any fox is going to want me for themselves it better be this one and this one only

[Anonymous No.]

wha would a monster do if you threw a tantrum cause they dont want to get that gunpla you really wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951163
,

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>>43950788
This is how you earn at least a dozen lifetimes worth of curses.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiki and the Cleaners
>Eyepatch Anego and the closed-eyes of the Mofukuza
>Rival triad leaders Ren Xiangmao and Hakutaku that resolve disputes with Mahjong, protected by retinue of jinko bodyguards
What else...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951337
The mouse mob that runs a pizzeria as a front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951167
>Two legs
Boring

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>>43951361
how's the pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43951422
You'd think it'd be very cheesy, but it's not--they're incredibly stingy with it, and I caught one of the cooks just eating handfuls of it behind the kitchen doors.

[Anonymous No.]

>Turns out the mino of the maze is just lost
>Has a terrible sense of direction
>Gets lost even in our home
>Somehow ended up in the attic when I stopped cuddling her
>God forbid I don’t hold her hand in public
>She might end up back in that maze

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>>43951337
the hell angels with fallen angles and hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be a delinquent that makes the old anubis office lady smile when you are playing hooky