Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

100% AMERICAN Edition

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>>43915660
American demons....

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>>43915660
U-S-A!
U-S-A!

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I'm feeling mighty patriotic

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>>43915660
>>43915664
>>43915667
Western Civilization and The West is in decline. Now up comes The East, the new rising global power. You all better have good Social Credit Score and start practicing Mandarin.

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>>43915669
>Use up all three wishes shouting 'Get pregnant!'

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>>43915687
i would've used one to wear the hat for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fucking ancient evils and fuck evils around your own age!

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>>43915676
Need a Hellhound wearing a Confederate Flag Bikini and Daisy Dukes eating a big Hardees/Carls Jr Thickburger.

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american loli foxes?

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>>43915687

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>>43915696
I'm going to fuck young evils

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>>43915696
she's young in succ years

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>>43915696
Unsealing modern evils are much harder. It's not like supermax prisons are abandoned with nothing more than a faded "DON'T ENTER" sign next to the door

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>>43915696
I will not fix an ancient evil
I will join her evil ways as her clumsy but well meaning henchman

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>Raiju brushes her tail across your crotch
>Get an erection for the rest of the day
How the fuck is this fair?

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>>43915754
Sounds painful.

[Anonymous No.]

Fun times at the beach

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>"I'm sorry ghost-chan, I just don't think it works between us."
>"What? How can you say that, anon?!"
>waves my hand right through her incorporeal body
And that's the story of how I broke up with my Ghost gf.

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>Fall for damn oldest cheshire trick in the book
>Said she loved me
>We got married
>Have 3 kids
>Decades lates after raising them all
>Watching them move out and start their own families
>Cheshire looks at me
>”Just a prank, bro”
>Her highschool friends barge in laughing
>They demand I knock them up next
>As a joke

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>>43915791
>She possess your arm
>Forces you to jerk off using magic to make it feel 100x better
>She refuses to let you cum and keeps you at the edge for hours until you're mindbroken begging for her to stay with you forever

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>>43915696
>Evil raiju is the terror of the land, sea, sky, and pretty much anywhere else she can reach
>Pushed back time and time again by heroes, but she always escapes to return another day
>Anon is completely oblivious to his wife's antics and is happy to cheer her up whenever she comes home sad

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BIG Shog.

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>>43915696
>>43915711
Young evils are easier to fix

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yo its raining so bad its rainng wurms and hakus over here

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>>43915879
A Shog does not need bressts that big...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915887
Easy is boring. I want a challenge. I'll fix that evil or get corrupted trying

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>>43915887
That's not even her real form.

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>>43915912
Why not? They provide the perfect cushion for master's head.

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>>43915939
Holsts are supposed to have the biggest breasts and she's cheating by making hers bigger because she's a shapeshifting blob. She needs to shrink hers now or else she'll make the cows jealous and sad.

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>>43915963
>Doesn’t know holst breasts grow to become Bigger when a monster with bigger tits shows up

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the elves, they target lone and single men in groups and are very physically affectionate.

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>>43915660

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i want to enter the hidden city of laughs
the golden arches of the jesterial church call to me and holy clussy is beckoning me

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>>43916107
>fishing
>feel a pull on my line
>reel in and pull a mermaid's shell bra out of the water
>mermaid pops her head above water and gives you a wink

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>>43915976
>They target lone and single men
Oh no
>and are very physically affectionate
Oh no!!

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would mamano fireworks have some mana worked in so that they are equally loud for everyone?
id assume beast girls wouldnt exactly be huge fans of them otherwise.

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>>43915924
Real talk I head canon her as being unfixable, but the corruption being a slow burn because she's a Balrog. Sort of like how the last flickering embers will still cling to the last bit of log in the fireplace. It's a subtle corruption but she'll play along and let you think you've fixed that girl.

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>>43916143
Imagine having to coax your hellhound wife from under the bed on the 4th.

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>>43916196
I'm surprised such a big dog can fit under there.

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>>43916200
I like a high bed. It's free storage space. Plus, it gives the missus somewhere else to lurk when she's feeling playful.

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>>43915660

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>>43916209
>Step out of bed
>Big fluffy paw flies out and grabs your ankle
>Pulls you under

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I'm going to challenge a Lizardman and bellow
>TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES LITTLE GIRL

How fucked am I?

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>>43916219
>You were going to make breakfast
>You became breakfast instead

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>43916236
Lots of points for gusto. She'd probably be willing to train you until you stop jobbing.

[Breathfag No.]

Uh oh! You've committed a crime in international waters: being horny without a monster wife. Your punishment, you're tied up and forced to walk the plank. As you look down you see mersharks circling below you, waiting for you to be pushed off.

Are you ready to accept your fate, criminal scum?

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>>43916236
>some holstaur nearby thinks you're talking to her
turns out it's pretty good

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>>43916133
That's right! You must remain vigilant around groups of elves, lest they take advantage of their numbers to overwhelm you.

Therefore it's fairly safe to engage an elf one on one, as she'll lack the nerve to make a powerful move. But beware her more underhanded tricks, she may subtly tempt you with her body to get YOU to do the attacking.

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im going to wake up in cow commune
wha will happen

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>>43916307
anon no! they'll milk you senseless and be kept as their ""milk"" pump forever

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>>43916298
Seems like encountering an elf is dangerous either way!

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>>43916323
but will i wake o some curios cows licking my face and hair?

[Anonymous No.]

when monsters become the norm in society, Order Anons become the oppressed minority. Eternally Bullied

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>>43916323
What happened to that cows tail?

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>>43916332
They'll be licking more than that anon

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>>43916292
>Poor Millie thinks she's an actual dairy cow
>HOW DOES THE GRASS TASTE MILLIE?
>S'alright
>Poor Millie

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>>43916336
Good fuck them they were mean to me.

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>>43916342
It's an imposter

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>>43916263
I'm going to yell "give kraken GF" and do a flip.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I just randomly found MGE Minecraft models.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember centaur knights are weak to longbowmen

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i want to mount a holst and pound away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43916263
I get grabbed by a large tropical sea harpy before I can be forced to jump and carried off into the distance.

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>>43915696
https://twitter.com/eggsylum/status/1673337732859322378?s=20
old women, though

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so which monster would love leaving living in scrap yard and or would pick up scrapped/totaled cars to make something weith them other than gremlins

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>>43916336
>alright cmon order anon, enough is eno-
>THE CHIEF GODDESS WILL WIN IN THE END!
>this again?
>1001 GRIMDARK STORIES!
>...
>1091908 DEAD MONSTERS!
>done yet?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>look i get it, you hate it here. but you are just too much of a threat in this state, i really want you to join society of your own free will but my superiors are pestering me to just use a manticore spine to get it over with.
>I WILL NEVER BE SWAYED BY A DEMON LIKE YOU! NEVER
>so if you could PLEASE settle down for a little-
>DEMONIC TRICKS ARE TOO EASY TO SPOT! I WILL NEVER CO-OPERATE AND MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU, DEMON!
>alright whatever, you can stay in here if you want, or you can just decide to be a normal person and come out.
>NEVER!
>5 days until im forced to use the spines by the way
>MY MIND IS STALWART! I'LL HOLD OUT UNTIL THE VERY END!

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>My red flags are big, but my boobs are bigger

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even this dorks gun is dorky

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is there an mg that poops candy?
i feel like there would be

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how many monsters have a bodypillow of their husbando, which is their anon, and how many do actually slep with them.

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>>43916518
>Another bank robbed
>Any casualties?
>No sir.
>Same marks?
>Yes sir
>Any other culprits?
>Unclear, but doesn't seem like it, sir.
>Any witnesses?
>One, sir
>How'd they shoot up a bank and leave only one witness?
>You can ask him yourself, sir.
>.... It's Anon again, isn't it?
>Yes sir
>Why hasn't she carried him off with the rest of her loot yet?
>I think this is her way of flirting, sir.

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>>43916570
>Human girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43916399
A sinful steed.

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>>43916518

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>>43916518
She could have just knocked on the door

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>>43915976
Yeah I'm alright with that. A bunch of needy girls overwhelming you? Amazing.

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>>43916702
But then it would just seem like a regular visit and not a raid from the most feared outlaw this side of that one major river she can't remember the name of

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>>43916710
>it would just seem like a regular visit and not a raid from the most feared outlaw this side of that one major river she can't remember the name of
We live next door to each other

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>>43916703
Be careful what you wish for, you could very easily get overwhelmed.

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>>43916727
Then you should be very aware of the dangers of living inside the territory of an outlaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43916745
she cried when she got a ticket

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>>43916703
>>43916742
Overwhelmed by the third girl, with six more to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43916745
She yelps when a tumbleweed brushed by her leg

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>>43916761
>>43916765
And it forever changed her, pushing her towards a lifetime of fighting the law and living on her own terms, ever vigilant of even the slightest threat, paw always on the trigger and ready to draw.

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>>43916770
It happened right after she blew 10 holes in my wall

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>>43916778
A clever ruse to fool the sheriff. Nobody would ever think she was a hardened criminal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43916770
true but she can barely talk to me and just goes full spaghetti spiller mode, cant even look me in the eyes without tearing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43916742
>you could very easily get overwhelmed.
Yeah that's the plan!

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>>43916399
>be Anon
>meet Archer with cute pink beret
>she offers to arrow your chosen mamono for you
>point at the Bicorn across the Town Square
>(disgust face) "NTRanon!"
>"Nope, if you arrow us both, she'll be mine alone, right?"
>adds extra mana spice to her arrows
>Hebi-tier BlackHoss wants all the AnonD for herself
>athimym

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>>43916795
Well I hope you know that an outlaw can't let such humiliation go unpunished.
You just made your way to the top of her list.

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>>43916639
Teeth

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I'm agitated.
Agitated about Alraunes

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>> 43916336
>Eternally *scorned Alps
Ftfy faggot

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Worried about pheromones? Just wear a gasmask, ez.

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>>43915780
>be Anon at beach
>annoying purplekot putting sand everywhere
>whisper in Heckhund ear
>"Here's a good joke, you hold her down, I fuck her right in the Pussypussy"
>distracted by tailwagging, purplekot gets grabbed
>Anon hard pounds her puss in payback for every shit jape
>just as Anon is about to coom...
>pulls out and cooms ballsdeep in Hundpuss
>Hund thinks this is bestjokeever
>Purplekot not laughing

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>>43914970
>it's an ntr doujin
My disappointment is immeasurable.

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Fucking a hellhound in doggystyle postion so hard that she howls during orgasm.

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>>43916895
truly the best prank, maybe 2 times more to make sure she knows whos on totp

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Anything to add or should I just scarp this autistic idea and move on, for I’m not serious with this concept completely.
https://files.catbox.moe/8xi3ba.jpeg

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Since this thread is so dead I'm just gonna invite in the foxes.

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>>43915715
Where's this from? IQDB and SauceNAO comes up empty

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>>43917101
Shhhh, they can hear you from far away, oh no too late.

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>>43917118
It's fine. There's nothing more trustworthy than a fox!

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Plot twist: The foxes never left

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>>43917122
>You will fluff too anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917100
>"nn Munya"
>"Dad..."
>"I want a new phone.."

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As you can see, my invite has been accepted.

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>>43917118
Man can I jerk off in peace damn!

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With all the foxes in the thread, there is nobody there to stop me from stealing all the donations from the shrine!

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to nab a freedom birb and celebrate the true American way.
By blowing things up and borgars.

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>>43917139
She will help you, make sure you do it correctly.
You will let your Aunster help you right anon?

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Scent marking from hellhound chest mofu

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>>43917111
It's from something called 淫魔封印の祠を壊してはならぬ by Hawkbit
Shit ain't even out yet. That image is just one of the previews.

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>>43917043
I personally like it.
>Dark Mages are just women in hats
>Slime colors are just flavors
Also, it'd be nice if you could try to make each side picture more distorted and messed-up, so by the end the Cait Sith pic is just some kind of heavily distorted image like watching TV off old analog rabbit ears or something.

You probably also want to consider slightly smaller text throughout, so you can make sure anything multiline is easy to stick closer together. A good example of something hard to read is:
> Humpty Egg
> Milk
Which I think you want read as
> Humpty Egg Milk
But your text placement is too spread out vertically for that to come through clearly.

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I want a hug.

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>>43917246
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917154
TEN STEPS AHEAD OF YOU.

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>>43917276
Chip supplies are decreasing!

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on this episode of "when shortstacks attack"...

[Breathfag No.]

Bros, I can't help it. I just wanna sniff danuki breath so badly, inhaling the air that was in her lungs, that was in her mouth. Mmm, so erotic, so intimate. I need a danuki now.

[Anonymous No.]

>looking for a cavern
>a place where she can stay
>waiting for the darkness
>when she leaves obsessed to make her way
>to me
>because it's getting to the time when she will need
>to feed
>and I am
>the willing victim of a cannibal
>she rips out my bones just
>like I'm an animal
>and right when I'm feeling like my blood
>is drained
>she calls it
>a game
>but the wound that she leaves is unmistakable

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im going to remove the pin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917382
he-

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>>43917382
That fox is just a walking grenade. You pull the pin and the lust explodes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917382
>>43917390
>canonically married to (You)
this artist is a treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917404
discovering Sub was the second step to me becoming a full on fluffbrain. first was seeing Tamamo in mgq of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917404
fox milk
spats
sub knows what i need

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917404
tranny enabler tho

[Anonymous No.]

desert griffon

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>>43917155
she smiles so much, that when she frowns its horrifying

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>>43917478
that smile's on 100% of the time. the only ones with frowns are edits

[Anonymous No.]

I want to read some mg stuff, any good stories recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917240
Had to fix the pictures anyways but this will probably be the final edition since I got other things to do.
https://files.catbox.moe/bvye9m.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917488
No

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>>43917488
i liked the succuvirus one pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917043
There was already a better chart floating around, without feeding retarded furfag shitposters

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>>43917603
I mean I was essentially trying to encompass all of MGE in the iceberg, but like I said mine is just a joke and I don’t take it seriously.
That the deeper the iceberg goes the more bizarre things get.

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>>43917603
Also icebergs are technically both lore dumps and theories while this more feels like just theories than a genuine iceberg thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>9 am, working in a shitty office
>No cat to pet
>Tired, so tired
Portal, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917652
>working in a shitty office
Biggest mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917661
If you want to make money without risk you have to work there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917652
Sorry anon, no isekai until you have a heart attack on the office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917736
I should drink one more coffee, heard that it can create heart problems

[Anonymous No.]

Alright pinhead, your time is up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917774
S-Snake milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Cow big

[Anonymous No.]

anyone got that pic of the DL holding all the lims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917652
Truck-Kun is always at the next intersection, though I don't recommend that way across.

[Anonymous No.]

These damned monsters sucked my dick.
>megadeath riff

[Anonymous No.]

POV: You missed the ship and the rest of the Conquistadors left without you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917800
Steel and guns could never lose to savaged with sharp rocks on clubs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917806
>Well, the high priestess said you belong to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917796
Don’t forget the monster girl theme song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qcy07OvWdl0

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917795
Fucking up the life of truck driver is mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917811
>"And my captain said that you belong to me."
>Sloppy sex on the altar
>Awkward silence in the house

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>>43917774
>>43917782
Smilk? Silk?

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>>43917824
>"And my captain said that you belong to me."
Now I'm just thinking about a monster girl pirate ship where the fight over "Captain Bicorn said it's my turn with the cabin boy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917840
I prefer if the captain is a man and the bicorn is right arm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917856
>"Yar, I'm captain anon, and this bicorn be me first mate"
>"First mate as in you're night han man or first mate as in your first harem member?"
>"... Yar"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917867
>night han
The fuck happened here?
Right hand*

[Anonymous No.]

tell me anons did Druella ever wipe out a city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917873
Night Han subspecies of the Night Gaunt, they are very small creatures just a little bit bigger than a dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917884
She did transfigure a city once but that’s about it I think she became very lazy after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917885
I'm gonna become their husband and endlessly ease them.

[Anonymous No.]

So now that we've normalized alps. Now it's time to accept that cu siths are acutally pretty good girls

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>43917954
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

I'm back after my zelda and typesetting binge, have a splice, what have I missed? new latenights? good greentext chains? funny posts?, news?

I see that furry is still here

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>>43917966
also kelp alt

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>>43917818
Gonna get my leather jacket and sit in the bar blasting this from jukebox, sneaking glances at the most hardcore wannie inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917968
Green worm gonna snatch up her cucumbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917959
Don't act like you wouldn't hug a cu sith and give her headpats

[Anonymous No.]

defeat your maid by serenading her with slavic synths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KCN3MkDqx8

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918028
but anon now all she wants to do is take funky drugs and snuggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918049
she's trying to reach kikiborea

[Anonymous No.]

Consider elf hags

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>>43917966
>what have I missed?
manticopter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917966
Nothing of value

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918107
elaborate

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>>43918063
what is kikiborea like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918123
White and glorious

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918133
best pack my snow goggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918118
I don't have it saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918107
>>43918118
>>43918173
I got (You) bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917782
>>43917838
Clearly it's snake oil, not milk. Reptiles aren't mammals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917838
>Smilk?
mindbreak grapes with this one word!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918234
Purple smilk good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918213
That's even lewder.

[Anonymous No.]

>What is best in life? To bring a boy to pleasure and fuck him dry, make him moan like a girl, shatter his pelvis and steal all his seed

[Breathfag No.]

>playing through the MGE game again
>reminded of how much I want a danuki with a thick jew yorker accent
I hope she gets content in the next update. I wanna pay for her wares with my body. I want her to look at me like pic related when I tell her that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918193
It's over, there's no escape from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918311
>and cuddling afterwards?
>a-and cuddling afterwards...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918193
THEY FLY NOW?
THEY FLY NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918311
cute doggie! want to kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

Posting sleep mouse before I go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918607
Don't let the sleep horse get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918311
That's a lot of word for a fuckable piece of dog meat

[Anonymous No.]

I hate dominant monster, I hate the succ who want to take away my weapons, I hate taxes, I hate blood suckers, I hate NIGGER elves, I hate nukis, I hate burgers, I hate kiki and their red propaganda and I love my pet cat.
Where do you buy your pumpkin seeds, anons ?

[Anonymous No.]

I love dominant monsters. I love the succs that want to make my life safer. I love taxes. I love blood suckers. I love chocolate elves. I love nukis. I love burgers. I love kikis and their red propaganda and I love my pet cat.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43918708
I love monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918697
I hate the antichrist too
You can get some at your village's market, ask a farmer but they prefer to trade their seeds for other seeds, so bring a few of your (not semen).

[Breathfag No.]

>>43918646
Sleep mice protect you from sleep horses.

[Anonymous No.]

i just want a wife to come home to
also big meaty monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43916245
>>43916263
>>43916361
>>43917353
>>43918361
>>43918734
>>43918789
mental illness

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>>43918843
Yeah, but you know dang well if a flayer gets near him to try to help he's just gonna try to sniff her breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918843
Wait for him to run out of proxies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918708
>I love taxes
Stop their, you're a blue helmet. Stay far away from my house or consequences
>>43918787
I see, I will bring some of my tomato and cucumber seeds. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

post American monsters anon, its inpedenace day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918931
Wendigo ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918931
The closest I can get for the USA pun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918954
bald eagles gals as well
>>43918959
good bunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918931
Miss Baph is VERY American.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hehehe... Foolish Americans, silly Westerners."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918931
>>43918954
Grilling with Wendidad and having a beer

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>>43918931

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>>43919242
Can I please get a miss Gremlin to help me explain and articulate to that Sl*Vic Vampire that her stupid T-90 tank is a stupid smelly T-72 but with a different coat of paint and "electronic and fire control system upgrades". Sorry bloodsuckers, but I have a /k/ Monstergirl wife who rides me and a far superior M1 Abrams!

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>>43918931
All monsters are American because the whole world belongs to America, especially aquatic girls in international waters. The whole nuclear war thing in the 60s was an excuse to build nuclear submarines for extended contact with the lonely kraken ladies and mermaids.

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>>43919193
with burgers like that miss baph will look VERY american soon too!

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>>43919432
She sure will!

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>>43919242
will you fuck off with /tg/ shit

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>>43915976
Man I hate elves. I was just minding my own business hiking innawoods when a group of elves surrounded me just out of sight and started whispering about me and giggling in elvish, and I fucking knew it was elvish because no one else could make the trees talk smug. The next thing I know, the tree above me rustles with a whisper and this stupid cringy gap-moe "Ei~!" as this 8 ft tall stacked amazonian elf ambushes me with her stupid giant tits. She smacks me up the head so hard, the next thing I know is I'm tied to a tree and they're all taking turns jerking me off into their mouths and using me like a fucking public cum fountain.

Then the bitches just up and vanished into the woods again, it took me three whole hours to get home that night and my cock was sore for a solid week, especially after I went back the next day to give them what for.

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>>43919275
perfect, every anon shall get a p'orc wife built like this

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>>43919541
I builded my little bunker innawood to avoid wood elves but it didn't work and now I'm stuck in it. It's comfy and peaceful inside until I hear them laugh and making fun of me through the ventilation. I go in the cry room to release the sadness but I still feel bad

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>>43919744
I tried setting up trailcams to catch the elusive fleshgait-chan being a dork, but those slutty elves found every single fucking one of them and took turns masturbating infront of them. There's literally not one I can look at that doesn't have a close up of tight pink elf puss and I hate it.

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>>43915660

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>>43919775
Live camera? If yes, strap a rifle load with demon silver and a remote trigger to it. That's how I defend my ventilation system, for now...

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>>43919830
I love her

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[Anonymous No.]

Had some weird dream that could still manipulate some details
>you live in a MG village with an adoptive lilim older sister
>Onee-san is worried about you overworking between chires and studies so she hires a Succ Maid and a Kikimore maid
>Succ maid is lovingly and caring. Kiki is more tsun and brutish
>Succ rapes you nursing handjob-style for still trying to wake up early and do chores and all saying you need to rest and take care of your human body
>next day you wake up late
>nude
>and no clothes at all in your closet
>you try to search the house and then you find the Kiki Maid this time.
>she is pissed at you
>says she washed everything yet you refuse to wear any of the clothes she prepared for you
>that’s it’s enraging you’d rather streak
>that she keeps holding herself back unlike that horny succ yet here you are seducing her again
>she had enough
>she takes off her bra and ties it on your mouth/nose
>rapes you cowgirl style
>forces you to sit on her lap and gives you a handjob claiming it should be humiliating (you can feel her accelerated heartbeat while your head is between her tits)
>gives you a thighjob while kissing you and finishes with a light spank
>milked and dry, when you finally get back to your room all your clothes are magically there though all shirts stretched to the size of Kiki’s bust and some underwear missing
>you are too tired and faint on the bed
>wake up
>your head is on your lilim’s siter lap, she hurriedly hiding something (she was sniffing your underwear)
>she asks you if you enjoyed the maids
>says she was afraid you’d get bullied at the school by Cheshires and the like since as a human from Earth you are still level 1 so you needed some training
I think by this point you’d get to bath or sleep with her but the dream just starts unraveling up and weird stuff in it as if I lost the lucid control over it here. I do remember a point one of the trio “punishes” you by raping you outside but not sure which and the hag holst neighbor was like “youngsters are so bold nowadays!”

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>>43919920
oh boy, let me guess - this girl is some latest gachashit fad?

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>>43920038
Lewd tail, kiki clean it for free.eizkz foxj. Woa s w'mnslxls?

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>>43920038
oh shit theres more of her now?

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>>43920101
Where can I found more?

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>>43920126
Find* fuggg me

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>>43920126
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/51347048

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>>43920156
Paywall, sad

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>>43919989
>hides your clothes then punishes you for being naked
That's husbando abuse. Monster girls would never do that!

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>>43920156
>newest post
Finally, I get to see that puffy skink anus

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>>43920198
>victim blaming the innocent monster girls
It’s the human’s fault for being so erotic and smearing his scent all over his wardrobe. The poor monster girl wasn’t in control of herself and still did her job.

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>>43915667
T-E-I
T-E-I

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>>43919989
sounds like partadise, just change oneesan with momster and its perfect
Also i want hot momster and auntster action

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>>43920270
USATEI USATEI USATEI

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>>43915660

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>>43920225
>The poor monster girl wasn’t in control of herself
So you admit it's not victim blaming? How can she, a lvl 100 Meido Kikimora, be so powerless before a lvl 1 classless Human?
I love monster girls but I hate abusive relationships, simple as. If she wanted to see him naked she could at least ask first. Chances are he won't refuse.

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>>43919529
>It's /tg/
And how the fuck do you know that? What, is it supposed to be Warhammer? If so, again, how do you know that? As far as I'm concerned, it's some glowy eye demon lady or maybe a vampire with a Russian tank.

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>>43920322
don't reply to the autism monger

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>>43920318
I've heard of monstrous mammaries but this is ridiculous.

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>>43920308
Based. Maybe one day I’ll get my lazy ass to actually write down that stuff
>>43920321
This cheeky human needs to be milked dry it seems

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>>43920270

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>>43920322
he's just a fag that gets pissy at any and all military shit, dont mind him.

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>>43920322
it's some war garbage, which /tg/ is all about. /jp/ culture, on the other hand, is about the comfy. If it was a /jp/ culture post, it'd be a glowy eye demon lady or maybe a vampire with a plate of Russian pancakes or pierogi, and no tank necessary. Since it's not that, it is easy to induce that it's not a /jp/ post, and the next possible thing is /tg/ culture leaking again, like a broken sewage pipe.
tl;dr: we dont need to know if it's hamwarmer if we know it's probably not not hamwarmer

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>>43920359
sooooo demon silver anything is off the table then?

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Going to Momonika sabbath and having consensual sex with virgin slutty brats

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>>43920366
the line between medieval weaponry made of demon silver to make whoever's losing feel horny, and an actual tank, is thicker than a den of ancient american foxes that all have been eating nothing but burgs while lazing about the shrine all day. If you can't see that line, you might need glasses from Dr. Uni Corne.

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>>43920454
but demon silver tank shells - for the toughest of order strongholds.

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>>43920322
It actually is a vampire from Warhammer Fantasy Battles.
The Gotrek and Felix series actually, she's basically a noble from fantasy Poland.

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It's over...

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>>43920321
>abusive
The human learned he has no reason to be shameful about his body and got to de-streess by ejaculating all his semen with the help of one of his future wives.

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>>43920477
Only until chesh remembers she can teleport.

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>>43920454
I will shoot mamonos will demon silver bullets, sell them on the slave market, be blessed by Eros for my matchmaking skills and you can cry about it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>See monster girl
>Want cheshire
>She isn't cheshire
>Say I'm big homo so she fucks off
I will use this to get the cat I desire.

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>>43920516
Uh-oh. Theriomancy potion + "helpful" Cheshire incoming:
https://files.catbox.moe/1glh84.jpeg

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>>43920502
That scarecrow would have repelled me easily. Don't want to mess with those.

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>>43920502
wish i had a succ so i can make her happy

[Anonymous No.]

If I say chesh isn't funny and her memes are outdated would she die?

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>>43920620
It would be extremely painful.

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>>43920620
Miss Chesh would react calmly and normally... then take it out on her coworkers later.

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>>43920469
most of the people who die to tank rounds hitting their bunker actually die to the shrapnel of the wall or the ceiling collapse. Therefore, D.Silver tank shells are very inefficient and dangerous. High Command advises new plan: send in the Nightingales for an infiltration mission.

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I was thinking of 2 things
A hag drinking a can of monster before feeding you her mouthful
And an elf being kissed, her ears wiggled extremely hard

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>>43920637
Let me get into red fleshy bits for fuck sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43920695
do you think medusa can see through the snake eyes or do they function independently?

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>>43920637
Let us get killed in a pointless war, anon. Not everyone need a happy ending.

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>>43920624
>>43920637
The unfunny cat will take her redpill and git gud

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>>43920720
Wisps have been deployed

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>>43920733
No, fuck off. Wisps are disgusting, afterlife is the only way out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43916427
Your lips are still unguarded!

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>>43920743
>Headbutts
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43920742
You get purgatory for being a shitter
Therefore wisp bait
If you dont want to get wisped dont die dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>43920619
I wish I had two succs

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>>43920835
they are known to travel in gaggles

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>>43920835
I wish I had a mini angel and a mini demon to dispense life advice and live on my shoulders.

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>>43920842
Works for me. I love monospecies harems.

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>>43920766
Purgatory is preferable to wisp.

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>>43920851
purgatory is under new management after it got bought up in a merger with pandemonium.
there's a dark angel in an OL outfit though so that's nice

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>>43920851
Why do you hate wisps so much they’re lovely girls who will pleasure your very soul.

[Anonymous No.]

Eros monsters are frothing at the mouth right now

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>>43920890
baby rabies outbreak?

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>>43920851
Miss Wisp is a good girl and she loves you. Please don't reject her. She was rejected all her life; it's too sad if her unlife is the same way.

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Sorry, we're all outta gentle magic-y ones. Only elves left in stock are all from the low-mana warrior castes.

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>>43920876
>>43920897
I'm not living the wagie cage for a another cage. Wisp main feature is flawed and disgusting
>>43920851
Don't care, will wait in a corner as intended

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>>43920890
I imagine these threads are the worst kind of torture for Eros and her followers. Knowing that there are sad and lonely men who you can't help.

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>>43920876
>>43920897
I'm not leaving the wagie cage for an another cage. Wisp main feature is flawed and disgusting
>>43920863
Don't care, will wait in a corner as intended

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>>43920896
No thats scheduled for hagville next week
>>43920915
Must resist the urge to grab
>>43920944
I imagine there is a special class where they just show the latest news and stuff like these threads just to "encourage" them

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[Anonymous No.]

Snussy.

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>>43920973
They would be very busy the day they get into our world.

[Anonymous No.]

well i love rain but not getting drenched how can i get the umberlla youkai gf?

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>>43920863
Purgatory is supposed to be temporary. You're telling me when it's your time to go to heaven, you take your Wisp with you there?
>>43920944
The ones that resist happiness are the worst.

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>>43921055
Angelic Wisp?

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>>43921055
>resist happiness
Actual eros hands typed this post

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So which teacher is best teacher
P'orc pe
Wight english
Lich Biology
Dark matter chem teacher
Cupid sex ed
Jabberwock Math
Wurm geology
Mino spanish
Holst home economics
Gremlin engineering
And my favorite
Bogie for Acrboateics and clowning around

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>>43921078
Holst
For no particular reason whatsoever

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>>43921078
>tfw no MG dating sim with these monsters as the love interests
>tfw ywn play someonthing like this

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>>43921111
Time to make it

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>>43921117
so how would it start?

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>>43921078
Just-wants-to-go-home-and-get-shitfaced-cause-no-bf Study Hall Ushi-Oni

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>>43921078
They should all be hakutaku, then they'd all be the best.

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being used as a therapy daki all day by a giant hellhound that's scared of fireworks

[Anonymous No.]

lim but march hare?
with massive thighs
>>43921142
no, haku is easy, and most likely be the princpal

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>>43921142
ms flayer is a wonderful contribution as a counselor

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>>43921151
>principal
That would be the haggiest of demons or lims

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>>43921154
would a dark priest of an angel be better as the theology teacher?

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>>43921157
Split the difference and use a dark angel.

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>>43921156
so how about a hakulim?

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>>43921111
I always wished there was a dating sim where all the love interests are teachers and nobody else.

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>>43921078
>Cupid sex ed
I remember those posts, everyone thinks she's a cool beauty out of everyone's league when she's actually meek and nervous behind the kuudere straight face.

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>>43921123
Due to a colossal fuckup (possible the usual lim fuckery) you are transferred to monster college

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I want Miss Wight to gentrify my neighborhood. Everyone keeps moving away anyway and lots of land is around and in the village currently.

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>>43921182
would it better to have protag to be someone whose never seen a monster but heard of them, someone whose family is monsters or someone who lived in some fringe place with no knoweldge of monsters at all?

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>>43921078
The Hellhound Lunchlady. She gives me extra food and she teaches me all sorts of things and gives me advice.

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>>43921157
There should be 4 theology teachers, and they should CONSTANTLY be bickering AS WELL AS pulling in the students into their bullshit
> Dark Priest, obsessed with preaching about the Fallen God
> Dark Valkyrie, obsessed with converting members of the Order
> Demon, obsessed with Progressive politics (i.e., converting all human women to mamono)
> Angel, here as a missionary from the Chief God (She's the hardest to romance)

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I want to FUCK Hathor!

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>>43921197
So Matilda? The argentian hellhound lunchlady?

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>>43921195
Probably the former or latter
Although anyone playing it would be very familiar so I guess the second one?

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>>43918101
1200 year old virgins

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>>43921197
So nice of that Hellhound lunch lady to help with my anatomy studies

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>>43921200
>angels
>hard to romance
Anon please.

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>>43921228
Imagine sneaking into the kitchen after school hours and getting your first blowjob from a busty hellhound cougar twice your age who really just wants a teenage cock inside her.

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>>43921219
What would this elf teach?
god I love hags

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>>43921246
History since she was there for it.
She’d also probably bend over a lot and you’d get to stare at her titanic ass.

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>>43921238
>fuck so hard that you pass out
>Wake up with food ready and her hell titty, nice and milky for you to drink'
>>43921257
>Get a boner thats gonna rip your pants open like the iceberg did to the titanic
>Get caught looking
>End up having to stay after
>TO really get a close look at her massive ass

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>>43921078
I will stay with the werecat gang. I don't like my professor's races.

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>>43921294
There is a startling lack of birds dressed in stars and stripes in this thread

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>>43921285
That’s how you wind up with an entire gang’s worth of fat cat asses grinding on your dick in the gym closet anon.

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>>43921257
She was there when it sank.

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>>43921340
She’s gonna be there when it sinks again anon.
Your cock into her abundant assflesh that is.

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>>43921320
It's good to be free as a harpy

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>>43920198
I dunno why but I find that really hot and cute. Like the monster girl is as horny as she can get but she is unable to admit her feelings so she has to do those dumb plans to justify herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43921364
God bless these Americanized birbs.

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>>43921078
I want my teen cock milked in secret by Gremlin-Sensei!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43921364
I wanna rub my nose against their belly button fuzz

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>>43918931
Nothin more merican than a good ol harpy

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>>43921174
are they really no dating sims like that?

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>>43921430
I don’t think so but I got a check, that there might be one but it’s very hidden and not well known.

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>>43921331
That a natural step to become the TOM, chief of the Mollys

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire sex

[Anonymous No.]

do not unseal

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>>43921741
Can I at least communicate with her.

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>>43921741
I will unseal

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>>43921746
from a safe distance

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>>43921696
I prefer Dorkpires

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>>43921774
That's all vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

It should be safe to at least remove the seals covering her nipples, right?

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>>43921785
imma feed her some burgers, she looks hungry

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>>43918931

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>>43921785
no, but i have it on good authority that paizuri is safe

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>>43921785
should be fine, i'm sure she's had enough time to reflect on any past misdeeds

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>>43918931
There’s no a in independence but better are two a’s in mastah

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>>43921795
>imma feed her some burgers, she looks hungry

>find sealed ancient kitsune
>refuse to unseal her
>only there to feed her a hamburger or two
>then leave
>repeat every few days

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>>43917155
>"Ufufu, let you auntie handle that for you anon dearie..."
>"Just lie back and leave it all to me~"
>Two hours later aunster is sprawled out on the bed with a heart-pupil limp tongue ahegao and her body from the neck down splattered with semen, both holes overflowing with jizz so much trails of it are leaking out and staining the blanket while shotanon reclines next to her with a tootsie roll hanging out of the side of his mouth like a cigar
>slaps one of her tits for good measure which causes her to arch her back and wail as she experiences yet another mind breaking climax from the stimulation
>shotanon smirks and gently strokes her head even while she's still cumming
Aunsters just can't beat the cheeky incestuous shota dick

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>>43921838
>also give her some extra thicc holst milk
>So next time, you can rip off a seal off her nipples and make her drink her own milk

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>>43921862
those horns are bad design, they cannot properly function as handlebars.

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>>43921873
why would you drink milk after eating hamburgers/ That sounds disgusting.

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>>43919242
She's going to flip her lid when Anon strikes his mighty javelin under her skirts and easily penetrates her...
>So will the mamono

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>>43921795
>>43921838
>do this
>skin surface area changes due to her being a little more plump
>this disrupts the very careful seal array
>now escaped ancient evil
>and she knows just how good burgers are now
uh oh...

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>>43921862
Does mlem’s hair function like the backgrounds from Chowder

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>>43921235
It’s because she expects sex after marriage. Not sex during the marriage ceremony.

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>>43921891
You never had burgers and milk?
You're missing out anon
>>43921931
tamed ancient evil, keep her satiated with burgers and no evil shall be done

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>>43921931
if that's all it takes to break the seals, they were probably never sealed in the first place

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>>43921847
Based beyond belief

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>>43921405
bird slut.

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>>43921975
unseal it though

[Anonymous No.]

Best way to slowly piss off kiki is to make sure to clean everything yourself so she can have a day off!

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>>43922006
Make her some tea, too.

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>>43915660
Happy yansnek

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>>43918931

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>>43922034
Not so happy yansnek

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>>43922005
>officelady kitsune constantly begging intern anon to "unseal" her
>she really just means undo her bra but she can see how turned on the poor intern gets when she acts like a 3000 year old country-toppling agent of chaos and seduction

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>>43922006
Impossible. If you piss her off she will just clean YOU instead

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>>43922109
Would rather be vacuumed like the facesitting succ from the Milking Farm game

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of wandering JK foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43917246
I want a bug to

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>>43922160
hug bug

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>>43922160
Miss Arachne is a kind, huggy spider. The bindings are for, uh, extra hugginess. Spider-exclusive!

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>>43922180
Soldier beetles are underrated.
They're basically bug calvalry!

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I'm going to take a shower and clean myself.... WITHOUT KIKI! HAHAHAHAHA!

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>>43921151
>>43921172
Lilim principal would like to have a word

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[Anonymous No.]

Gotta get the mummies used to the American lifestyle

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>>43922302
I want to play her tits like bongos.

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>>43922304
fuck, i just want to grab the pudge while i molest her and talk about how much of glutton she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43922355
I'm eternally mad about Monet getting killed in five seconds. What a waste of a character design.

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>>43922355
i like my harpies meaty. they tend to be more warm

[Anonymous No.]

how do foxes fare when all the fireworks go off

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Howdy

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>>43922443
An excuse to act all nervous and scared so they can cling to you and force as much physical contact as possible.

More fox tricks.

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>>43922453
friendly

[Anonymous No.]

What if I hoot back at the Owl Mage?

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>>43922487
It's the same as saying "I do" when getting married

[Anonymous No.]

>>43922453
Hi..

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>>43922529
In that case, I'll avoid doing that. I like Owls but I don't wanna be owlbait...

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>>43922471
no way, all canine monsters are scared of fireworks also wurms as well for some reason

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>>43922589
shes actually scared, but try to pass it off as a trick after the fact.

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>>43922471
Cute boats.

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>>43922636
evil snake, what are her plans?

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>>43922677
kidnap a human man, lay some eggs, have some daugthers and take over a small village.

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>>43922205
They're cute until they start flying, then they're kinda terrifying.

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>>43922708
they can barely fly due to fat their abodmens are lmao

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>>43922195
>Love spider
>Hug spider
>Spider ties me up
>Cry
>Spider asks why
>I can’t hug her
>Spider releases me
>Hug spider
>Love spider

[Anonymous No.]

how do you like your horned monsters?

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>>43922754
Horny

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43922692
I wish that was me

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>>43922754
yes

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of stuff do you do with your monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43922584
Is she okay?

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>>43922761
>sample
>vtuber shit
>TRANNY vtuber shit at that
what a bad post

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>>43922778
prank orderlites with funny things like bogie mask left out
replacing all the milk with extra thick holst milk
Placinf bogie grade funny bombs filled with extra dark matter goo
Pranking my jabber dark mage wife

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>>43922754
Big

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>>43922885
this beach cow looks weird
>>43922902
unihorned cow

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a trained longbowman in a mercenary company. All I need are my quiver, arrows, bow and gambeson. Don't carry a sword because enemies never get close enough before they're taken out by me longbow, ahuh.
Our company has been hired by a baron to go fight a marauding force of Lizardmen and Salamander chiefs encroaching on his territory now, see...
.....I heard that Lizards and more importantly their more brutal, stronger Salamander cousins all hate archers, hate bows and anyone who uses them, because fighting from a range is 'dishonorable' and 'cowardly'. I hear they hate them so much they'll tear archers apart in a second in the most grisly way and leave the battlefield littered with their remains for the Undead to come scavenge..... and we're going to fight them, being most ranged mercs.....
Should I desert now while I still have the chance? I really, REALLY don't wanna die by Lizard tomorrow.

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>>43922936
I wouldn't. They hate deserters even more than archers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43922936
>Die
>To a lizard girl
Lol, lmao even.
They won't kill you, at best they're gonna drag your ass back to an inn and "condition" you into being a more honorable fighter.

[Anonymous No.]

sounds gey
i use billhook and get all the sallys slobbing on me knob

[Anonymous No.]

>>43922936
Just loose all your arrows as fast as possible and leave the battlefield after. You won't get caught if you leave before it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>43922936
whoever told you that hates archers and was making up bullshit, lizards don't use bows but respect archery as a martial art
odds are they'll close into melee and will expect you to be able to fight back, though
i hope you know how to wrestle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43922936
>>43922958
This, they'll interrogate your friends about anyone who deserted once they defeat your company and then they'll come looking for you mate. They won't have any mercy on you then, they'll send you to the Wisps faster than you'd know.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder which monster would pick up a tard as a husband because he cant be left alone or he'd kill himslef on aciddent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43922936
Meanwhile, lizardmen opinion s on archers in reality:
>UOOOOOOOOH HUMAN ARCHER EROTIC
>STEELY EYES AND TONED SHOULDERBLADES EROTIC
>constant arguments about whether selfbows or composite bows, reflex or straight bows are sexier to the same tune as arguments about big/flat breasts and short/tall women

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923016
yes

[Anonymous No.]

what if kiki caught me playing the berserk game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923062
>and then you have ballistae and crossbows

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923016
the one that reasoned that ninjas can't catch him if hes on fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923092
>UOOOOOOOOH ARBALESTER EROTIC
>WINCH AND GOAT'S FOOT LEVER MECHANISMS, HUMAN INGENUITY EROTIC
>GASTROPHETES TOO OLD AND FAT, ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
And then some grecoboo lizard comes in yelling about how she'll tear off the hater's reverse scale and shove it where the sun don't shine if she talks shit about gastrophetes-kun again

[Anonymous No.]

I need a strong elf to show me how to draw a bow properly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923257
cruisin for a brushin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923256
lol, just draw a capital D and label it "bow"
lmao, you scrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923257
chompable ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923257
if each fluffy ear isnt the as long as her head then whats the point having em?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to become a grenadier and just run around throwing bombs at the lizardmen.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m just a shepherd of weresheep, I don’t want to take down that giant ogre fighting over there

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna walk into the retirement home and just sit on a random hags lap
maybe take a nap too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923344
dont forget to cast a shotaification spell on yourself first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923284
they know boys like em big

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923344
>>43923353
also act as lost as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923344

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923062
Trying to do target practice must get annoying with all the hooting and hollering monsters

[Breathfag No.]

>ywn get pounced on and "sacrificed" by an ocelomeh on a jungle pyramid
>ywn feel and smell her hot, jungle kot breath grace your face as she chants some ritual in !Nahuatl
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923371
must be especially hard when theyre embarrassing you by yelling out how hot you are and how nice your muscles look

[Anonymous No.]

>Digs away
>Charges
>Digs away
>Charges
>Digs away
>Charges
I swear to the Chief God I’m going to feed her a bomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923387
>imagine not using a good old demon silver stone in a sling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923363
i would love this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923363
>push back
>kiss cheek
>fall asleep
Hag tamed

[Anonymous No.]

would you be a sheperd of weresheep anon? just so you know, big monsters will have a hankering for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923383
I'd miss every shot trying to endure that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923428
I would be a bad shepherd, I'd be falling asleep in a pile of weresheep all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that there are hot hags in your neighborhood waiting for you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923428
I dunno, I don't have the skills to lead a group. I could have a sheep-herding Kobold, but then she'd just do all the hard work, and as a monster she'd be smart enough to not need me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923455
>Lose fight in or near the woods, K.O'd
>Wake up later in a cosy Troll cottage
>You're fully healed and a bowl of vegetable soup has been left for you
>Can hear her out in the garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923461
You can also pull on her bra strings to break her armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923461
This really makes me want to give a succ a full body massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923463
You wouldn't commit multitroll, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923363

[Anonymous No.]

All the rich monsters seem to like finding themselves husbands amongst the poorer humans. They're weird, they like to practice juxtaposition just because. As a rich and wealthy human lord, I would never even look at a girl of no renown or fortune, I think poor people are scum and commons. Only the rich are worthy to talk to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923489
Portal day all of the short guys are going to get forcefully grabbed by big monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923505
>t. man that will get dragged and raped by devilbugs behind a dumpster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923451
>fall asleep in pile of weresheep
>they take you back home and put you in your bed
>then reform the pile around you
sheep successfully herded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923505
What do you do about the poor monsters who dream of "eating" the rich like you then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923515
>trying to muster the courage to maintain eye contact to not reveal your weakness
>she just smirks and goes
>"my "eyes" are down there"
>and points at her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923489
I just feel sadness and rage and no amount of corn syrup will calm me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923461
everything is a weak spot if you just hold on firmly enough. which is not very firm at all. it dosent matter how old she actually is, she still has the strength of a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923517
I have bodyguards and a limo, the poor cannot touch me.

>>43923521
Oh that's simple. I just pay a bunch of poorer humans to throw themselves at those kinds of monsters and hook up with them instead so I'm safe from all those threats. And I bribe the Cupids with money and husbands too since they're underpaid by Eros. No poor people will ever touch my rich skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923535
>>she just smirks and goes
>>"my "eyes" are down there"
>pulls down her shirt to reveal no bra and googly eyes on her nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923505
There has to be a number of Kikimoras and Shoggoths that are bound to be from wealthy families because their mothers married their rich fathers. You might even have an actual princess as your maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923551
Is that a succ fetish? Being manhandled and completely unable to fight back?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923505
sounds like you need a vacation to the countryside where you meet a sweet and simple holst farmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923569
i think its a general fetish for usually strong monsterss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923582
I'm imagining a dragon twice her husband's size, with rippling muscles and giant wings trying to play the weak and helpless damsel in distress.

[Anonymous No.]

Young Ki-Ki’s hand-build mansions from scratch and put them up for sale for ridiculously low prices to attract masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923593
in my mind dragons are the most susceptible to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923582
>monsterss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923426
the easiest way to secure a hag is to crawl on their laps and fall asleep before they can protest. it's 100% proven to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923555
Some cupid's going to smile, take your money, and simply let an infestation of devilbugs overwhelm your mansion. You're gonna fug the bug.

[Anonymous No.]

i cheated

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923621
we get it
your wife is a bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923616
That eventhood is what the cyanide capsules are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923628
on a test

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923615
dangerous...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923483
>This really makes me want to give a succ a full body massage.
That's my reaction to most pear lolis

[Anonymous No.]

I made some kakuen really angry and her hair turned blonde and spikey. Please send help she's way stronger than before

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923692
>>43923692
>imagine getting koby a monke
couldnt be me lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923643
Don't worry, you'll manage to find a place to hide where an angry Hakutaku won't find you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923632
>take the cyanide capsule
>its been corrupted into a demon silver dust capsule
>now laying on the ground hornier than you've ever been

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923632
Ugh, Miss Lich will totally fix. Later. After coffee.
> She's undead; she doesn't even need coffee.
> Just won't work without it.

[Breathfag No.]

Need to hook up a glacies to a fan to cool off my house.

[Anonymous No.]

What mgs would be the worst to have multiple of as wives?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43923761
Snakes, sandworms, anubi, beezles, hellhounds, manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923761
for me its a tie between hebis and sandworms
>the hebis fight over eachother and are constantly paranoid
>sandworms are too big for you to be with more than one at a time
jubs also come in at a close third, considering they need to be constantly attached to your dick otherwise they suffer increasing anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923761
Kamaitachi.
Adding even a single more increses the number of girls from 3 to 6, another on top of that puts it at 9.
And they all have knives and want a turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923772
Having a Harem of Hellhounds would not be bad, sure your pelvis would be destroyed but imagine the extreme amount of rape they would perform as they make you impregnate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923782
>tfw flock of anxious and irritable jub wives

[Anonymous No.]

how do i make a bogie and cheshire get along, they keep bickering

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923730
*teleports behind you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923796
>replying to it
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923582
almost as if all these sealed monsters might have done it on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923812
I failed to see the name until you pointed it out, it was my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923818
>sealed ancient kot
>she's just tangled up in the world's largest yarn ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923761
Bicorns; it just gets weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy5LlRbKFFM

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923845
>"shall we go together?"
>bicorn 1 holds up a spray bottle filled with dopple potion
>"lets"
>bicorn 1 sprays anon with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923810
It's okay, Hakus are Chinese, they wouldn't dare use katanas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923885
>Unsheathes Dao with rapey intent

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923885
>Hakus are Chinese
they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923901
Anon what do you think the Mist Continent is based on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923901
Mist Continent monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923761
Gaunts, flayers, pretty much any mg involving a fusion-type transformation. Living armor too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923905
i thought it was supposed to be japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923932
That's Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923932
thats zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923905
australia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923579
>be Anon
>have huge crush on buff catgirl you keep seeing at the gym.
>one day learn "cat talk" from a purple floating cat.
>its all the sort stupid tricks youd see in "top ten signs your cat luves u" youtube videos.
>"theres no way this works on catgirls."
>purple floating cat insists that it works, shows videos of catgirls responding to it.
>ask how to catch a catgirls attention.
>"first, you use that simple trick to catch her attention, just like in the video."
>you try mimicking the sound you heard.
>the purple floating cats face first grimaces in shock before forming a wide smug grin.
>"thats perfect Anon! youre such a quick learner.!"
>she makes me practice on some actual cats.
>this is fucking retarded.
>atleast the cats like it. they become really playful when you makes that noise.
>get a few scratches and bites though.
>im wasting my time, i should just man up and ask her out after shes heading home.
>might as well try it out, if only to get her attention.
>the moment arrives.
>pic_happens.jpg
>start spilling spaghetti, stammering and sweating bullets.
>she moves closer.
>"you got some fucking balls saying that to me and not running away boy."
>as she gets within arms length she starts winding up a punch.
>"w-wanna go for a drink?!!?"
>she eyes me up and down with a deadpan expression mid windup.
>"fine, but youre paying"

[Anonymous No.]

What was her name again?

[Anonymous No.]

it's very hot outside. i'm tired and don't have air conditioning. i wish i was curled up on a big monster's lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923950
dang ol' chochin obake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923928
Weak I want to become a multi-dimensional eldritch horror beyond mortal comprehension and have my monster wives at my complete mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923901
>>43923905
>>43923908
So Chinese Communist Party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923950
well that ewas the one mg i didnt expect anyone to bring up

[Anonymous No.]

Mega is kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923993
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923993
Fuck that, Taiwan number one.
>>43924001
You weren't expecting Charybdis even more.

[Anonymous No.]

I think my house is being haunted by a blue Demon. I went out to sunbath on my lawn and I swear I saw her red eyes staring at me from my own kitchen's window, and when I charged inside to catch her there was nobody there. Creepy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923960
id imagine basic ice/fire magic would be some of the most popular elements post portal
>you mean i can live in the heat/cold and still be cool/warm? hell yeah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924014
I believe the guy did say it would be back on the 15th or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924014
Wikifag said it should be up by 15th. In the meantime if you only need fanart, you got working galleries linked in Neocities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923898
Untrustworthy, every single one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924017
taiwan is a cesspit of a second-world country populated by witless serfs and the inbred remains of a formerly noble class that can do nothing but grow fat and die as they wait for assistance in reclaiming the mainland from a US military that naturally wants nothing to do with them (beyond to use them, when it is convenient, to injure the enemy abroad)
they aren't your friends

[Anonymous No.]

clown automaton or cheshire automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924038
I think i'm desperate enough for affection that I'd go along with even the most obviously wicked and untrustworthy fox
that's how they get you i guess

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there /pol/ talk in my monster girl thread cease this at once and return to monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that by playing a Paladin in World of Lovemaking you officially allow yourself to be constantly hit on by Monsters in the PVP zones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924071
i'd say around 97% of monsters have a chance with me at first blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924076
Let a hundred flowers bloom; let a hundred schools of thought contend, comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924030
>cold magic
why ask for that when you can have ms. tsurara-onna hold you to her chest...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924014
no

[Anonymous No.]

Nav the shortstack messiah has blessed us with our goddess Rami

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924145
>That pic
This is just a inflation fetish isn’t it.

[Anonymous No.]

how do i explain mgs to my mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923565
Imagine marrying princess kiki and having to fight to have her not clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924071
There's a 90% chance I would fall for the 1st monster girl I meet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924186
What are you planning on transfiguring your mother into a monster girl. Did your Lilim wife put you up to this?

[Anonymous No.]

you think spider girls would like spider-man or is that too stereotypical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924255
Looks suspiciously heroic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924186
Ask that one anon who got his dad the MGE book for christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924269
Everyone's a hero in their own story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924302
Except foxes.
They know their evil.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924186
I guess explain it like how you explain cartoons if your mother was into cartoons back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924321
>"you unsealed me. i strengthened you."
>"why'd you unseal that fox, spiderman?"
>"i didnt unseal her!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924326
Man, the frozen north sure does have some big girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924186
real talk, how would you handle the whole ordeal with your parents when the portals open?
for me the introduction would probably be a little easy, i want a monster my age and my mom used to watch anime (i do not know how deep she went, all i know is that she used to watch)
but the hard part would be going behind my parent's back and transforming her, it hurts me to know that their love is weakening.

[Anonymous No.]

would you go fro a creepy jabber mage or a gyaru one?

[Anonymous No.]

I think Kikis are evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>Miniature Highland Holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924422
Does she have hair over her eyes or no?
This is very important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924419
well I think you're dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924419
That's true, and that's why I hired Miss Hebi as my meido. She promises that she's not evil, and while she's got some odd habits, her baking is really quite nice, albeit slightly red-tinged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924459
Look, I'm just saying, Shog never held a knife at me before. Unlike you know who...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924469
Now THAT'S a knoife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924469
Kikis wish they were on the level of Shogs for can Kikis be one with their husbands I don’t think so. Also Shogs were technically maids first before Kikis so there.

[Anonymous No.]

Shog will always, ALWAYS be better than Kiki.
I love Shog but I spit on K*k*.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924359
Besides a few exceptions, most of my favorites are relatively normal and restrained like yetis and harpies. She’d probably just be happy I finally have a gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918931
Should have started doing this earlier, but oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924550
ms shog would also like your spit

[Anonymous No.]

Shog is prettier than Kiki
Shog is stronger than Kiki
Shog is more useful than Kiki
Shog is better at sex than Kiki
Shog is infinite, Kiki is finite
Shog is love, Kiki is NOTHING
Shog is better.

[Anonymous No.]

why so much hate for kiki?
she just wants to clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924609
She is just an ugly imbred creature made from a bird and wolf, she is so degenerative she can be easily mistaken for a human woman, the most evil creature to walk the planet. Why settle for less when the better maid already exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924609
Shog is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924609
its all devilbug posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924609
Yeah
Clean deez nuts lmao godem

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki lost. Shog wins again.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki apologizes for letting the ugly eggplant slime use the computer again. She knows you recognize kikimoras as the superior meido.

[Anonymous No.]

Real talk, I would much rather have a Shog than a Kiki. It isn't just preference but Kiki genuinely doesn't offer as much and she's a bit generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924359
Most of my top five girls would be hard to introduce
>hellhound
My mother would be scared and probably think that she's from our world's hell.
>manticore
I would never be able to explain her tail to them
>jubjub
Too overly horny
>shirohebi
Easier then the others but they'd probably be scared by the fact she's a 30ft long snake lady
>anubis
Probably the easiest, they'd still be weirded out by her being a dog woman who looks middle-eastern

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924662
She's very generic and basic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924637
please anon, the cheshires ITT can only get so horny

[Anonymous No.]

Wholesome kiki with a full figured body

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915660

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924662
I just don't want shog-tier coddling or eldritch shenanigans. I'm fine with a cute but plain birdwolf maid that loves me and helps me do my best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924359
Depends. The whole 'demon girl' aspect of it wouldn't fly so well. I'd have to get myself a nice Christian girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924754
Christianity is surprisingly compatible with monster women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924779
Yeah, well, really wouldn't help that their leader refers to herself as the Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924788
She'll be referred to as the "Monster Queen" or something
It's all PR anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924670
all of those except the jub could be solved with time, just give a few months for things to settle down and for a bunch of psa's and shit like that to come out.
but yeah the jub is just a little too far. how do you explain
>yeah so she has to stay on my dick 24/7 or she has a mental breakdown and i ACTUALLY WANTED THIS
to normal people?
you can at least bullshit your way through the manticore tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Will there ever be a monster girl equivalent to Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924804
>It's all PR anyways
I'm glad the DL has a PR team. Everyone loves pandas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924824
manticore already exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924824
there are a variety of undeads

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Kiki living all by herself in her cottage in the woods, just cleaning all day and fixing meals for a master she doesn't have and being forced to eat them herself. The one guy she thought would make a good master already got grabbed by a smug Shog who rubbed it in Kiki's face. Kiki cries herself to sleep, she will be forever masterless...

[Anonymous No.]

kikis are a bit iffy. i dont know how i feel about telling my daughters that their only role in life is to be subservient meidos to their husbands. that seems rotten and cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924824
isnt that Byakuren Hijiri basically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924662
> Miss Kiki offers a subtle "You're going to fuck me... OR ELSE" vibe
> Miss Shog's vibe is more like, "I'm your toothbrush and every bristle of it is like a tiny clitoris that throbs with pleasure at the chance to merely glance against your teeth and gums."
So, different strokes and all that. Both look obsequious from the outside while harboring a very aggressive, maybe even mischievous way to go about getting their master's mana.
Personally, I'd rather have a mommy dom than a meido, though, so what do I know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924938
Byakuren is based on the real life sister of a Buddhist priest from ZUN's hometown

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924949
so?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are foxes so messy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924943
>Rather have a mommy dom than maid
Based, I still love the idea of ancient shog who wants you to be their servant cause they rebelled against the chaos gods in the OG lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924955
Byakuren is not Jesus, she's Byakuren the onee-san of Myouren

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923455
I can't wait to get my own Troll Christmas cake when the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924969
I also want a troll christmas cake when the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924961
>foxes, as portrayed by japanese folklore:
>tricky cunning bastards that will do whatever it takes to trick you
>foxes, as portrayed by multiple people:
>BLOODTHIRSRY DEMONS FROM HELL THAT WILL LITERALLY BATHE IN YOUR RED JUICE! TRICKS? NAH MAN BRUTE FUCKING FORCE!
why does this keep happening? i even did it to my own setting without realizing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925018
Foxes are influencing you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924969
What happened to Axem? Did he quit drawing or is he drawing somewhere else? I really miss his sexy troll lewds

[Anonymous No.]

Hnnghh monsters sexy

[Anonymous No.]

I would NEVER fall for vulpine trickery. My mind is a bastion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925018
It's hot when a woman is violent and bloody. Makes her seem like she's got a skill (job, competency!), and she can protect you (strong, comforting!).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925004
i misread this as "i also want to troll a christmas cake"
>portals open
>christmas cakeshire is far past her troll days, just goes for poking retards on 4mon for an occasional laugh and using meme strats to piss off comp shitters
>troll anon meets her, instantly starts getting up to shit
>despite his best attempts at getting a rise out of her, she cant help but smile. he reminds her of when she was a troll shitter in her glory days
>suddenly, idea
>"hey kid, wanna help me? i've got a funny thing i wanna try out to piss off fags but i need someone to help me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924918
Maybe there's a reason she's alone. Is she particularly fond of knifes and holding them to throats?

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t think i’ve ever heard an mg that slaps this hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925018
coyote as a trickster god is sometimes a good one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925018
when they get into the chicken coop it gets very messy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925065
which one are talking about and in what way?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924824
No, now rise above your lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925018
Isn’t that just Korean foxes they be some crazy bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915660

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924965
You will get a Mindflayer instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925158
that's pretty close

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925156
I know it’s probably not the case but this kinda makes me sad. Since it looks like the mermaid got blown up in some violent accident and had to get robotic parts, but most likely it’s just a android mermaid and not a cyborg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925034
He's dead Jim
At least Nav and Latenight still lurk here from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924943
>> Miss Shog's vibe is more like, "I'm your toothbrush and every bristle of it is like a tiny clitoris that throbs with pleasure at the chance to merely glance against your teeth and gums."
oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925196
Thats a very nice echidna doing some ga-
>That troll.
I'm already raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925018
that one is probably a kumiho
they do the trick thing too, but instead they trick you out of your liver with their claws

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925215
>wake up in a bathtub with a glacies
well, this can probably work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925196
Sun exposed Troll erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925034
He gave up on drawing when he couldn't figure out how to do coloring right along with not being able to make interesting stuff involving monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925224
immortality is stored in the breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925237
>not being able to make interesting stuff involving monstergirls
That's bullshit, his stuff was great

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925034
He still posts stuff on his twitter once in a blue moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925080
Oh no! She's going to turn it into a cartoon cooked chicken!

[Anonymous No.]

I like the 'perform an innocuous activity, wake up in a monster's bed' trend.
>fall asleep in a public park
wake up in bed, carefully wrapped in a soft blanket, snuggled up to a troll
>get drunk at a party
wake up on the couch, half-dressed, lying on top of a snoring, equally half-dressed troll
>trip and knock your head
wake up, cut on your cheek being fussed over, in the lap of a... troll...
i'm beginning to think something is up here.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I defeat the smug bottom heavy lolis when they attack me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925420
Idk become a lovecraftian abomination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925420
Squeeze thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43921785
>seals over her nipples aren't actually important to the curse
>just there to prevent lactation
>starts leaking like a faucet when Anon pulls them off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925433
I need this mistress in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you will marry the bug and you WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925442
How can I be happy with an empty garden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923062
>damn cheeky archer needs melee correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925433
Her legs look weird here.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43925469
>doesn't even wait for the pepper and tomato plants to fruit
Greenworms are a menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925469
>be a happy farmer
>have a nice small garden farm where you grow lots of crops
>suddenly one day see greenworm in the garden
>she's eating everything, the garden has been demolished
>cabbage rows all picked clean, carrots, squash and tomato planters barren before they could even be harvested
>watermelon patches are devastated and bits of glistening red watermelon are left scattered
>she goes "Heehii! Sorry! I was just so hungry, I couldn't help myself!"
>she's ruined it all, life's work that months of sweat and hard work were sunk into, in an instant
>move over and pick her up, she's heavy and got fatter eating it all
>she jiggles right in my hands and stares me in the eyes with surprise
>but then she smiles smugly
>"Oh, did you want a kiss from me? Hiihii! I can understand, you've been charmed by how soft and thick I am now, isn't it?"
>suddenly start spinning around and throw her fatass right over the wooden fencing to the garden
>grab my hoe and start chasing that fat bitch when she starts crying and crawling away as fast as she can
>she begs for mercy but I have none
Man FUCK Greenworms, I HATE Greenworms.
BUGS WILL PAY DEARLY FOR WHAT THEY DO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924255
They would hate him because he's a menace

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925018
If we go by how Americans foxes are then they would live in your walls and steal your catfood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43924581
How is she holding those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925527
>Anon-Man has a grey Rata obsessed with getting pictures of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925514
No anon, don't chase her! She's tricking you to run into her ambush spot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925538
Birds have a sort of finger claw there that varies in size by species

[Anonymous No.]

HUGE cheese wedge...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925542
"He saved those people, ma'am."
"Bullshit! He's flaunting his virginity in front of all those desperate monsters. New headline: Recidivist Exhibitionist Causes Public Unrest with Lewd Body. I'll give you $50 for the pictures. Now go get me more! I want that criminal on the front page every day this week!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925514
Should have gotten an arachne. Spiders are great predators of pests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43916628
suspiciously innocent looking rapefox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925557
just another day for spectacular super anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925514
Based, I always beat up every Greenworm I see
Ugly little things

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925604
"They found you erotic for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero broken, fucked, and married. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will rape you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925542
>>43925557
>Rata rubbing herself silly to the memory of Anon-Man webbing her mouth shut while he confronts a goblin on a hoverboard

[Anonymous No.]

>being a superhero in monster land
Be the supervillain instead like me, it's much less lame.
I'm the evil Orderman. My getup/costume is just a brown monk's habit with a hood to obscure my bald head. My gimmick is that I wave around a scroll of Chief God scripture and use holy magic to turn humans against Monsters.
...
Yeah, I know it's not very original. Most of the time I don't even fight superheroes, the police just get called and they arrest me and take me away in the cruiser, but I use teleport magic to escape. Sometimes the citizens just boo at me or throw things until I leave on my own. Last time I tried terrorizing the MGC public, the Lim mayor gave me a stern talking to and said to find a GF already or else I'd be sentenced to rape correction.
I'm not going to do that though, I'm going to take over MGC eventually. I just have to keep trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925514
I feel bad for both of them
I hope they can find happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925638
>the only reason monsters haven't tracked Orderman down is because he keeps bringing swarms of goons into their cities for them to marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925638
You're a jobber Orderman, I saw you get beaten by one slap from a Lv1 Slime before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925656
Man, I'm trying to save humans, not doom them even more. Monsters have stifled our evolution and trapped us in an age of endless stagnation, apostacy, debauchery and degeneracy... They are our enemy, who have stolen away from us our spark to always thrive and reach the top, beating all others as we humans do and should be doing!
I, Orderman, vow to put an end to it once and for all with mind con- I mean, enlightenment.

>>43925661
That was an outlier, okay? She sneak attacked me too, so it wasn't fair. Don't make fun of me, I, Orderman, am trying to rescue mankind here. My mission is virtuous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925678
Keep making excuses Orderman you fucking jobber, can't wait to see you lose to a random Greenworm next.

[Anonymous No.]

Greenworms are soft
Soft and fat
And green

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925724
ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925786
Just how I like my women

[Anonymous No.]

>>43923809
Introduce them to the concept of manzai / "straight man + funny man" type comedy, so they can act as a pair in tandem.
But be prepared to endure a chesh and bogie comedy duo, they'll want to repay you for the help in the one way they know how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43925724
It took one dedicated anon to convince me that greenworms are in fact good girls and I need one in my harem, she can ensure that Mrs Hellhound and Mrs Cheshire get enough veggies.