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Typical american things you should never do while in Japan

inb4: act like an idiot

>> No.4390335

>act like an idiot

You killed your own thread.

>> No.4390348

Mentioning what a proud, patriotic and religious American you are.

>> No.4390352

Be American

>> No.4390356

Be American.

>> No.4390358

talk about WWII

>> No.4390360

sure is samefagging ITT

>> No.4390362

fart in ramen restaurant

>> No.4390366

be fat

>> No.4390369

Express my individuality in a way that might cause inferiority complexes to arise in the Japanese man-drones walking next to me and urge the Japanese (Thought) Police to arrest me on account of nonconformity to the strict regulations regarding personal identity.

>> No.4390379

catch a cold

>> No.4390380

React to something by yelling real loud.

>> No.4390383

go to japan

>> No.4390384
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4390384

wear this

>> No.4390393

Burn a cross in front of a black persons house while wearing a ghost costume.

>> No.4390399

Turn into a dragon

>> No.4390409

awaken Godzilla.

>> No.4390413

/jp/ - Eurofags

>> No.4390410

look caucasian

>> No.4390411

>>4390384
but I do want a japanese girlfriend ;__;

>> No.4390419
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4390419

>Typical american things
Being fat and uneducated?

>> No.4390424

Eat a big mac.

>> No.4390430

be fat

>> No.4390436

Be American.

>> No.4390441

Such funny responses. 9_9

As an Eurofag, I am ashamed of you people's lack of wit.

>> No.4390470

Attempt to gain custody of your children from your Japanese wife.

>> No.4390487

>>4390413
And American apologists.

>> No.4390524

How about

"Talk on your cellphone on the subway really loudly"?

>> No.4390520

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>> No.4390540

>>4390369
Can someone repost that panel from an American comic where some villain explained how depressed of a country Japan is?

>> No.4390549

>>4390524
Or "Take up all the space on a stairway elevator"

>> No.4391897

Blow your nose at the table during meals

Use the warm towel they give you before meals sometimes to wipe your whole face (hands only)

>> No.4391974

Wear your shoes inside a house.
thread derail in 10... 9... 8...

>> No.4392003

Going to Japan even though I'm not Japanese.

>> No.4392110

exclaim how much better one piece is then spongebob squarepants.

>> No.4392136

Use your chopsticks to pick food off serving platters

>> No.4392383

>>4391974

Americans wear shoes inside their houses?

>> No.4392390

ONII-SAN, HISASHIBURI! SUSHI YO! UMAI YO! DOZO!

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