Monster Girl Thread

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Overpowered sleep mouse

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>>43898414
Manticore girls aren't real and they won't kiss you
Meds

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>>43898423
Sleep mouse is a cute.

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snibbity snab

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Reminder that meido academy graduates are lunatics
every single one of them

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Unlike most Orderites, I don't believe in killing monsters or persecuting humans who consort with them. I just mind my business in my own little corner and worship at the shrine I've built at home, so Monsters are fine with me and the extremists leave me alone. My plan is to get taken to Heaven by an Angel or a Valkyrie one day so Monsters leaving me alone is a good thing since one of them incubizing me would interfere with my wishes, since then I wouldn't be able to die when I get old.

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>>43898429
Fuck off Kiki, you are the worst meido

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HUFF

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>>43898481
I'm working at the maid academy. Fixing kid's toys, reading them fables and stories, watching over them during their rest time and helping young maid to get hired by a master. The old kiki in charge of the academy said that I would be a good father and that should come to her office more often,

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>>43898479
Snibbity?

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if the multiverse exists the both an untold nuber of different yous that have a monster waifus along with an equally untold number of those who are waifu-less just like you

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could you improve mary poppins with MGs?

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>>43898611
It's a Kiki type of story?

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Would Haku-sensei get jealous of you if you were a better teacher than her at school and spark a rivalry?

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>>43898823
Great Teacher Anonzuka is really popular with the kids for some reason

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>>43898479
>Oh? You're approaching me?

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Guys! I thought Nature Monstergirls are supposed to be sweet and kind!? Why are they talking like foul mouthed Europeans??

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>>43898479
Yeah I... would not fuck that thing. Sorry, but there's a line here that won't be crossed.

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>>43898877
Give her some haggis

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>>43898877
You've wandered too close to the highlands

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>>43898510
Shoggy really knows what's good for me.

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The Desert Cats know what you did

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>>43898980
Oh yeah, and what are they gonna do about it when I’m not even in a desert?

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>43898921
Imagine the smell of that cow's breath

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>>43899088
What do you have to do for a tanuki to smug at you like that?

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>>43898481
They'll let anyone in the Maid Academy these days!

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>>43899332
Post more monsters on the verge of tears
I want to comfort them

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I love the sexy slither of a lady snake
oooohhhh baby

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>be you
>minding your business alone in your home one day
>suddenly you feel the ground start rumbling
>the sky turns dark
>you look outside
>see a swirling storm of demonic magic above pouring down hundreds of red lightning bolts onto some person flying high up in the sky
>next thing you know there's a huge shockwave and the sound barrier is broken
>last thing you remember was the walls and floors coming apart suddenly, you were flying back and then.... everything goes black.
>you died instantly to whatever happened
>you awaken the next day must be
>some grey skinned lady with purple eyes wearing a hood is explaining that you've been resurrected after she finished rebuilding your body with her magic
>she leaves the room and you get approached by a shy Lilim who is apologizing profusely to you
>says she was trying to invent new attacks with her powers because she'd been made fun of for being slightly weaker than average Lilims and she went overboard and accidentally nuked you
>she says she's sorry from the bottom of her heart for killing you and also leveling hour house
>says she'll accept any punishment you wish for what she did

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>>43898611
Turn it into a company that employs young DarkMages to drop off new meidos to lonely Anons
Call it a 'Kiki Delivery Service'

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>>43899512
>also leveling hour house
I lost my cat and all my family's memory. She can leave, I lost all drive to live.

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>>43898611
kiki does what mary does, but takes the son with her when she leaves
>>43899563
but then thats not mary poppins

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>>43899586
Its MP but without the umbrella flying.
(And a Miyazaki joke)
>Anon takez hiz medz vith a schpoonvull ov schukar

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>>43899624
Zuperkalifragilistikexpialiblowjobs

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>>43899512
You must rebuild my house and reform all the precious heirlooms you have obliterated and then for your negligence you must never exercise an ounce of power again, but instead live as a meagre mortal. You must also never appear before me again.

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how do i break seals? do i just cut them or something?

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>>43899512
Eh, I'd just demand she become my slave, expecting her to tell me to fuck off.
> Accepts immediately.
> She's literally panting at the thought of it.
> Get the feeling maybe this was her plan all along.
Fuck. I am going to be as tsundere about this as possible.

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>>43899756
Tell them you prefer orcas.

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>>43899798
not those seals, the ones that stop top tier tier girls from leaving their neet cakes

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>>43899756
You don't need to break it, just take it off of her.
> You will be rewarded!
> With blushing, stammering Ushi threats of rape, but actually just slow, tender lovemaking in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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>>43899798
A+ post, Miss Chesh.

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>>43899811
>neet cakes
Tell me more about these cakes with mamono in them. Is Miss Ushi in this cake? Is the cake shaped like a sexy spider?

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>>43899822
miss chesh sounds old, i want her

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>>43899512
>my pet: fucking obliterated
>anything i had from my family: gone
>whatever i had on my computer that i was working on and wasnt backed up on an online cloud service: wiped
yeah look i get its a horny setting and all but she better bring back my pet and reconstruct everything in my house exactly as it was before, then she can fuck off.

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redcaps are the best caps, because they have the best hats
madhatters need not reply

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>hate spiders and snake irl
>snake and spidergirls are my favourite monstergirls
i guess its true that if you hate something you secretly want to fuck it

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>>43899756
Cupids have gone around altering them so they will break with true love’s kiss

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>>43900217
Interesting theory, how do you feel about mge Alps?

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>>43899756
If you jackoff and coom on them they disappear.
[Just like irl 3ds]

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>>43900268
NTA, but they're pretty cool ladies in my book. I don't mind being called "bro" and given the occasional brojob.
> Then she looks you deep in the eyes.
> "Hah, you came. Fag."

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>>43900268
Not snekspooder guy but:
I live in a country with no visible queers - the cops here still bash them the minute they show up and no month of rainbow shit.
Go on holiday to a 'modern' country.
Thin white twink walking around with its BF faggot dressed like a 80s movie black hooker, frizzy hair like a negress, mini boobtube and ultra shortshorts, with an obvious bulge in the front.
>almost literally throw up lunch on the pavement, have to walk away
Yeah, I used to hypothetically hate queers, but now I finally understand how you guys feel about Alps and faggots.
KC wtf?

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>>43900217
Possible.
I really like irl dogs, so I'd never fuck a Cu or a Cobold, it'd be too weird.
I'd fuck a Kiki, but I don't really see them as a dog-type as KC does, I see them more like a cuteness upgrade of the trad russian house-spirit.
I kinda like irl Hosses, and Cerea turned me into a Centfucker.
I'm not scared by snakes or spiders, and would consider Lamia or Arachnees.
I'm meh about fags irl - not my problem, YdY - but I hate that KC put Alps into MGE.

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>>43900504
Your chariot awaits, sire

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>>43900395
So did these people rape you or...

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>>43900504
Hard core porn
>Cart Whore prawns?

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>>43900532
Not him but nah, that's just a natural reaction to seeing those things. We just have been desensitized in our "modern" country

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>>43900532
No, I guess its like Indians getting used to having designated streets, after so long the West has forgotten how to be sick of queers.

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>>43899350

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Welp I finally made the thing what do you guys think.

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>>43900504
Seems very impractical.

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>>43900395
>>43900532
I think I'd still be surprised that a guy let his real-GF go out dressed like that.
We're mildly conservative but girls still go swimming in bikinis, but they dont go out shopping in them.
It was like when youre in a cabin of a ship in bad seas, half your brain feels 'the room is moving' while the other half sees 'the room is standing still', so the mental dissonance produces physical nausea as 'seasickness'.
Even before seeing the front bulge, half my brain is saying 'his GF is a skank', but the other half instinctively knew it was really a guy - the same physical dissonance nausea as a ship in a storm.
>you guys really need mamonos and soon

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>>43900621
>shoulders way to wide

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>>43900547
>>43900560
What you need to understand is that this pride movement has less to do with actual homosexuality and more to do with exhibitionism. Your average gay guy doesn't want to march in public in a rainbow unicorn dildo outfit, only exhibitionists would want to be seen like this.
The thing about exhibitionists is that their whole kink is showing themselves to people who don't want to see them. They get nothing out of consentuallly showing off, only from making other people uncomfortable, from violating them. Most gay people are not like this. Your average homosexual is like someone born left-handed, they're a small and unintrusive portion of the population. I'm saying this as someone with a gay family member.
The pride shit is all about forcing non-consenting people to participate in the sexual expression of exhibitionists, and they want to involve children because of course they are also pedophiles.
Here's fairy, she can make you forget about all that

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>>43900659
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we do have queers here, a few female friends only have other female friends and that's seen as less offensive than guys having only guy-friends.
>But now it's like I need to book a session with a Flayer and some eyeball-bleach to go back to my previous happy ignorance. You guys are going to need a lot of re-educational mamono femininity after years of that crap.

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>43900532
>43900659
>alpfags immediedly start making excuses

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I found a sealed door in a temple, should i bust it down?
also fund funny looking rock with sales all over it

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>>43900836
Can you lift the rock? Then throw it at the door.

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>"Month of June has passed and it is now July... Welp back normal and business as usual. Girls! Take down those multicolor banners and merchandise. And tell the social media marketers and managers to turn the logos and color schemes back to normal. Resume the monsterization and corruption of these so called 'Lesbians.' If you know ANY lone single relationship-less human man, help such men and any 'lesbian couple' you find and make them kiss and makeout."

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>>43900836
Go right ahead, what's the worse that can happen?
>Roll for ancient evil: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

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Which mamono do you think would be the most tsundere specifically about you grooming her?
> I think cats are normally pretty tsun, but not about being brushed--they're sluts for that just like IRL cats.
> I think dragons would tsun as fuck about you getting there and applying some scale polish, though.

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>>43900863
>Ochimusha
OH
Will she be totally convince I'm the reincarnation of the lord that sealed her and for that she will now serve as my bodyguard for life (and unlife)?

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>>43900504
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hKZDJxhrbTU

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>>43900863
> Phantom.
Oh, god, they put her in there because her fan fiction level stage plays are absolutely insufferable, didn't they?

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>>43900754
I called those people pedos though...

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>>43900863
>harpy
Wait, there's some mistake. This isn't an ancient evil, this is just some dumb bird who somehow locked herself inside.

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>>43900754
Real-life homos would never accept alpification. One of the core tenets of MGE is that monsters are exclusively loyal to the man they choose as their husband, and the idea of being loyal to one man only is terrifying to leftoids.

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>>43900897
That, and she has the power to put entire kingdoms under her stage play.
Combining that with how bad at writing and how perverted she is, you can figure out how that ended.
Thankfully now she's going to focus exclusively on you, and now she got around 1000 years of ideas to play out.

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>>43900863
>devilbug
i bet shes the most trailer trash devilbug ever

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Submit to your AI overlords.

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>>43900911
Yes anon, just a harpy. You should let her out.
She's not an ancient harpy queen that almost took over the kingdom and now wants to breed a new harpy army. She's just a normal harpy.
Let her out anon.
LET. HER. OUT.

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>>43900863
>Jabberwock
That's an Ancient evil with capital A alright.

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>>43900863
>succubus
Man I just got a generic repeat recolor boss that I’ve already fought a dozen times…

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>>43900942
Alright already!

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>>43900930
>It's a whole other underground temple behind the sealed doors
>They seal again after anon enters
>After hours of searching anon finds the Ancient devil bug
>He frees her thinking that's his way out
>Wrong
>She pins him down and breeds
>And again
>And again
>She gives birth
>Daughters breeds with daddy anon as well
>On and on through the years
>The temple is massive so there's plenty of room of the daughters
>How long it will be able to keep them in there as they swarm around anons body, generations upon generations fucking their all father

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>>43898414
This is what happen when you send a man against TWO women/girls/females.

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>>43900932
remember that technology gets smaller in size the more efficient it is theferore all android or robot girls would be lolis

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>>43900945
Jabberwocks are known for their depravity, and you don't want to know what kind of depravity a ancient Jabberwock has cooked up.
You don't want to, but you will. Ohhhh, you will.

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>>43900863
>glacies
would this meaty ice hag
the heat of my passion will burn all the ice away

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>>43900971
Mate, you're fighting against a white innima.
You're fucked. Literally. She's a Lilim in all but name.

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>>43900993
> h-h-h-handholding!

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>>43900995
Did you find this temple in the middle of a ice kingdom? No? Well it's gonna become a ice kingdom after you let her out.
But at least you get meaty ice hag.

>>43901013
Too depraved, you're getting sealed in there with her.

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>>43901030
not if i melt her with my buringn rod, if you what i mean,....

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>>43900863
I drew an Angel of all things. Not a "Dark Angel" or any of that corrupted crap, a pure bonified heavenly Angel... What is this supposed to mean!? Though Im gonna assume pic related is the Angel I get.

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>>43901050
I'd tell you to run but... I doubt it will do you anon good.
Roll a d6 to see what god she was an angle of.
1. Chief goddess
2. Ares
3. Eros
4. Bacchus
5. Hel
6. That last one I can't find the name of that's basically just horny Eros.

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>>43900989
i will make sure that i get big meaty automaton girls

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>>43901102
>angle
Angel god damn it. Though she do have some angles as well.

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>>43901102
Has to be an Ares Angel given all the hardware and firepower she's packing... Still, what the hell was she doing in there!?

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>>43900985
I've always wanted to feed a horse a carrot stick or whole corn cob

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>>43900863
>Jiangshi
How fitting.
>Open seal to release ancient evil Jiangshi
>She's so damn stiff that she can't move, anyway.
To bully or not to bully...

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>>43900863
>Raiju
rip

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I LOVE MY JUB

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>>43901250
i would bully her by dressing her up like a bogie

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>>43900863
Akaname
Not very evil.
>tfw Anon sees her googling "Rusty Trombone" and "prostatic massage"

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>>43900863
>Girtablilu
Raid a few tombs, they said. It'll be easy, they said. Bastards all got pharaohs and I got stuck with the scorpion queen.

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>>43900985
Umamusume would have been cuter, and made more sense - even to normies - if they were Cents not just girls-with-ears pretending to be racehorses.

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>>43900863
>mycoid
y would a cute old shroom woman be here, she aint that bad....

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>>43901365
>Awakened from slumber after seals are torn.
>Can't move after centuries of confinement.
>Breath gets heavy and labored as Anon slowly undresses her.
>Expecting to finally be limbered up with sexy times.
>Her breath hitches in her throat as Anon whips out the clown outfit.
>The temple echos with the sound of frustrated screams and bike horns.
>Somewhere in the world, a Bogie nods in approval.

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>>43898510
>Kiki believes paying taxes is an important part of contributing to society, regardless of one's opinions on the government
>Shoggoth found those "IRS" men to be unpleasant, and sent them to Wonderland so that they might lighten up

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>>43900863
A bit old and tired trend at this point. Would rather unleash an ancient Ushi-Oni or something like that.
>unleash ancient evil
>said ancient evil is confused when I sigh and start walking away
>mumbling something about maybe the next one will be more exciting

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>>43900863
>Genie
I'm not messing with an evil genie, if I'm getting married for wishes I want them to not be corrupted.
I'll go take her lamp to an antique shop and let the next schmuck deal with it.

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>>43900863
>automaton
I shall call her XJ9

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>>43901505
Nah, shogg's method of removal is absorbing them into her slime and carrying them off to the sewer where she dumps them. In the process, draining their sanity to 0. I mean, she is the entire house and yard.
>3rd time this week screams for help can be heard from the sewers
No one knows why those agents keep ending up in the city's pipes. Even worse, they all get declared insane and sent to mental hospital.

Worse fate for female agents. They can absorbed, digested, and transformed into more shoggs who coincidentally often end up working at the mental hospital.

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>>43898510
>>43898966
>>43901505
>>43901601

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>>43901468
And now I shall place the mask on her face

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>Accidentally called your shirohebi classmate by her first name
>Now she thinks you're a couple

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>>43901728
But isn't that just how everyone is addressed?

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>>43901772
Not to miss hebi, she saw the way you looked at her and said her name anon. She can take a hint, she'll be coming onto you hard until she snaps and kidnaps you and pumps you with so much spirit fire that you'll feel it for months

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>>43901547
>For centuries, or perhaps even millennia, An Automaton lay dormant, sealed away in a hidden chamber.
>Her creator long gone, her purpose forgotten. Dust settled on her metal frame, and cobwebs draped her sleek exterior.
>Until one fateful day, a curious explorer stumbled upon the chamber.
>With a twist of a forgotten key, ancient gears creaked to life. Lights flickered back on, illuminating the darkness.
>The Automaton's sensors sparked to consciousness, her processing units whirring to life.
>She assessed her surroundings, taking in the passage of time.
>That's when she saw the man that awakened her.
>"XJ9" he whispered in surprise and awe, as he stared at her gleaming form, astonished by the resurrection of this mechanical marvel.
>XJ9's algorithms quickly analyzed the situation, searching her memory banks for protocol. She extended a cautious hand, her fingers glowing with residual energy.
>Anon reached out, his touch bringing an inexplicable surge of warmth to her artificial heart.
>With a voice long-unused, XJ9 spoke, her tones melodic yet tinged with the weight of the past.
>"What is the state of the world after my absence?"

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>>43901790
Well, as long as she'll watch Gundam and Ideon with me...

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>>43901816
She loves those shows, and will forcibly coil you while watching

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>>43901829
That's a good snake

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>>43900863
>tfw i found a cheshire and a bogie in a room with a mask
> a green one, with a crown
> I cant help but be drawn to the mask, as if it sings to me
> "put me on, king"
>"Put me on, oh kings of fools"
>"Be the fool that everyone calls you"
>As you inch closer, the two monsters stir in their clear caspules
>They seem to awaken and as if they say someone of royalty, they bowed down as quick as they could and said
>"Take thine crown, Our beloved foolish king"
>Its but inches that your hand will need to reach that mask
>And right as you touch it
>You remember the great city of fools
>The great golden arches of the jesterial church
>The majestic stone walls of the academy of harelquinn
>The guild of clowns, with its glorious rainbowed metal buttresses
>The funny fields of the city with the funny laughing holsts
>The backalleys with the cheshires
>The Bogie magistrate
>The kakuen nobles
>The throne of laughter and ascended memes
>Which fell to the cringe
>Now is the time to rise once more
>For the city of laughter shall smile again

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what if the real monsters are the girls

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Y'know that 1+ pic limit no contribution picture? I want a chesh variant

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I want to seduce a monstergirl solely through narrating audiobooks

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>>43901906
huh? go more into detail?

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>>43901728
>Saying excuse me to a hebi as you pass her in the grocery store
You're practically married now.

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>>43901884
A seal?

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cheshire cat tongue bath

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bogie honking

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>>43901982
Sandpaper tongue

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>>43901625
kek

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>>43901998
No, you're thinking cait sith. Cheshires and other werecats have more human-like tongues.

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>>43901949
Imagine getting ambushed by that hebi in your home, trying to run away before she paralzes you with magic and coils you, staring at you like a predator stares at wounded prey

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>>43900863
>ancient evil bogie
great

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>>43900989
And yet the demand for big clumsy vintage automatons increases

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>>43902040
>tfw you opened it and you can just smell the mischeif
>Not a foot in and shes already shoving her clussy in your face
>Pranks you by stealing your viriginity
>tells how to troll a cheshire
>All you gotta do is pull their tails

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>>43900345
Brognancy.

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>>43901810
Mankind is dead.
Blood is fuel.
Hell is full.

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>>43902122
They keep beaching
Dumb fish

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Pink foxes unite.

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>>43902122
I love how meaty she is but she's got no legs.

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>>43902122
why would she need googles

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>>43900863
>Manticore
I refuse to be part of this.

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>>43902225
It's cute that you think you have a choice.

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Congrats! You're like me and have some of the worst luck known to man. Portals have opened, and these are your only options for wives for whatever reason. Pick your poison:
>Get sithed and constantly made fun of by friends for being a furfag
>Enduring troll stink, bad breath, and man hands that make your wiener look like a pathetic nub
>Unironic tranny turned alp, very feminine but also very unstable
>Baby-talk imp. Cannot and will never speak normally. Acts just the way she sounds, no matter her age.
>Fiercely yandere shirohebi, extreme even by hebi standards, also with a vore fetish that she insists doing with you
>Fairy that constantly gets into trouble, and without your diligent care, would probably get killed by all the hazards tiny girls have to deal with: cats, snakes, large objects, you.
>Slob beelzebub that will turn your abode into a literal trash can within days: layers of trash, clothes, and moldy food on the ground. Will never attempt to clean your surroundings.

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>>43902195
Sometimes she swims really fast

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>>43902122
>Mikoyan
Extremely suspect.

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>>43902238
Love fairies so that's a no brainer.
I will love the little shit with all my heart

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>>43902195
Why not? They're cool.

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>>43902259
The stress would get to eventually that I'd probably stick her in a hamster ball.

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>>43902237
I do have a choice! That evil cat can find someone else cause I don't want her or her scary tail that I think is using moorse code!

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>>43902238
can i convince the hebi to eat politicians and jews instead?

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>>43902238
Fuck off.

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>>43902238
Honestly, the beelzebub doesn't sound all that bad if it wasn't SO damn unhygienic to live with her. Sounds like it would be a legit health risk.
Alp sounds like she would be fin to have sex with but would be unbearable to live with.
Fuck it, I'm going with the bug and hope I can keep myself from getting some awful disease

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>>43902279
You might be able to break her out of it doing something like that. No guarantees. You'll either turn her into a glutton by which she'll set her sights on you, or she finds out she doesn't really like it. Roll the dice.

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>>43902274
You made your choice when you opened the door. Should have paid attention to the warning signs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902298
doesnt matter, i'll take my glutton hebi and purge the world of evil.
hopefully after we're done she'll be too large to pose a threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900217
I wanna throw you into the spider nest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902300
But the door just had a bunch of yarn all over it! I thought it was a dumb kid's arts and crafts idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902288
You'll become immune to any type of disease caused by unhygienic surroundings like she is.
She washes herself, just not her surroundings.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902317
Well as long as I don't invite anyone and I'm able to stay clean and smelling nice so I can still have a job it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900863
>Lizardman
Thus begins an ancient evil's journey to recover her dark powers of war to dominate and get revenge on the cheeky rogue who oneshotted her with surprise buttsex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902238
Tossup between the babytalk imp and stinky troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902259 >>43902279 >>43902281 >>43902288 >>43902368
>responding to thinly veiled voreniggertry and literal faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>43902374
This man wants the alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902374
You do realize he's samefagging to bait you, yes? R&I anon, dont engage

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad Miss Gremlin has found a job she enjoys, but does MGCPD really need assault mechs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902401
Why not? Mechs are cool and they let even smaller monsters like goblins look tough and strong.

[Anonymous No.]

how can you say you like a monstergirl if you dont want to let her vore you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902418
Sandworm hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902328
her spine is broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902418
I mean I got a giantess vore fetish but you don’t see me posting it here have some restraint.

[Anonymous No.]

but if she eats me how can she eat all of the baked goods and grilled meats i make for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902447
Same size vore is better obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902471
What monster besides “the worm” is best for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902494
Hebis and potentially Shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

thankfully the vore niggers will all be wormed post portal so we never have to hear from them again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902438
tags:bad_anatomy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902401
Increased migration of Hellhounds into the city. Any Single Human man under 30 and it open season after dark, the city isn't safe anymore anons getting raped when they are just trying to go have a night on the town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902533
>under 30
thank god im safe haha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902537
I doubt they know math, so 30 is just an estimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902533
i smack them with the newspaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902238
Cait sith it is. Yiff, yiff, motherfuckers.
Yiff.
Yiff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902382
It just couldn't be alped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902533
I'm glad I'm safe out in the sticks since they're all moving to the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902314
SPIDERS
PUNCH EM

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902626
How could you possibly punch such a demure vision of beauty as this? Man truly is the real monster.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902669
>tfw our wife has the same reasction evertime you pull your pants down the first time
>But now its getting kinda old

[Anonymous No.]

a fox, just one.
not a kot or snek, not two or three.
just one fox, thats all i need.

[Anonymous No.]

what i desire is nothing more anothing less than a bogie
a bogie to be fools with
to prank with
to honk together
to be happy with

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902816
nice try. we all know its not gonna be "just one" for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902832
You sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck ancient evil foxes! Go for their young zoomer sisters instead! They'll share their memes with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902838
duh, im saying all i need is one fox, my wife would obviously want many.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902880
What about zoomer Succubi?
Or are they gonna complain about something while I fuck them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902841
yes, i want t prank deneroa with her and release a clussy gas bomb in the royal court to make honking dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902880
id rather the ancient good fox that has her life together and have a wholesome loving relationship with her where we treat each other as equals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902897
zoomer succubi will only fuck you if you subscribe to their social media platforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902930
I think it's the opposite where they would stalk (you) and simp really hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902918
Finally, the fox has moved on from tofu to beef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902669
IS PENIS ALLOWED IN THE BARRACKS, PRIVATE MEDUSA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43901810
Cool green text but I think you missed the reference. XJ9 was a robot girl from an old Nickelodeon cartoon called “My life as a teenage robot”. It aired in the mid 2000s

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's your fourth favorite monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902918
I'd rather have a loving relationship with a much younger monster and guide her towards becoming a well adjusted adult from a lewd brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903003
>doesn't even have pointy ears
>>43903063
>Not for (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903103
Lizard girl

[Anonymous No.]

a common mistake people make is not identifying how closed a fox's eyes are before trusting them
if they're completely shut, it's safe, but if they're even the slightest bit open you're in danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903103
wurms

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903168
thanks god, im safe then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903116
This is peak loli form
Bottom heavy, wide and fertile hips, big ass and thick thighs
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902880
>>43903103
dark mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900863
>Kikimora
Uh... Is she the servant of the ancient evil? Or does she command the Terrible Army of Meidos to make the world tremble before their culinary prowess? I'm confused. But not annoyed in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903250
yes i will take domesticated housewife fox thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903103
Anything outside of my top three rotates constantly but right now it's salamander or h'orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903284
remember to headpat atleast 12 times a day.

[Anonymous No.]

man i wish i was raiseed by tanukis so i can learn how to get expensive things for cheap

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903306
>>43903306
much headpatting and cuddling and sexing will be had

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903395
>hug yuki ona
>freeze
wow thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903395
Hm... soft AND busty is a pretty compelling argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903237
>This is peak loli form
Imagine how smug some thick female kid monster would be when you tell her how lust-provoking she is

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903489
>bro i hekin love lolirinos
>with hips and ass like adult female btw

[Anonymous No.]

I want tall monster to make me sit on her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903585
On 4mon, there's a monster posting right now about wanting a guy in her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet I could take like three minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903585

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903648
Three minotaur whats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903657
Virginities

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900863
>Jinko
was this what they meant when the others outside called me a "sacrifice"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900863
>ancient evil Kraken
Oh shit oh fuck oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903672
Guilty as charged, but dammit, it ain't right
There's someone else controlling me
LUST in the air, strapped in the electric chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903668
Sounds doable if you take one at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki, stop! You're YES-ing too hard! Kiki, stop! Stop!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903742
for some reason this made me wonder, if an order warrior is transformed: does her favorite weapon also get transformed into a demon silver one or does she need to toss it?
it could probably fuck with fighters a bit if they have to ditch the weapon they've used their whole lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>"as per the contract, you now have to go on a date with my daughter"
>"say hi sweetie~"
>"....."
>"now this is the restaurant you're going to, all expenses paid. and-"
>"lets just get this over with."
>the small demoness grabs you by your elbow and drags you down the street
>"w-wait! the restaurant is the other way way!
>"first i need some new fucking clothes."
>the protest of the demon mother fades as you're taken along on a night you're sure to remember for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903579
A loli that's a loli in all other respects except for fat hips and ass is simply the ideal combination of female traits, you can't fight facts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902989
I understood the reference. Just didn't see the need to make it so obvious. My brain is too autistic to do anything suitably cartoonish.
Besides, it's been forever since I've seen that show. The only thing I remember about Jenny is that animation by ZONE.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903786
Cute battleships

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903840
bitch you're gonna get eaten!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903698
But that's no fun. All or nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

When I commit a crime in MGC do I have to marry the officer who caught me or the monster I committed the crime against? Also what happens if they’re both married and don’t have any friends or family available?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903926
You get sent to the pits
The pit you end up with depends on demand
Dire hag pit seems restless right now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903931
>tfw keep getting pulled into foxgirl shenanigans by virtue of being the only male nearby
I wish I had friends to take the heat off me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903973
I have a similar problem but i live in dragonia

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes will eat your spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903990
The fox is an invasive species, first they discovered hamburgers and now spaghet, their food sources increase and so will their numbers and the number of human men who will fall prey to their charms will increase as well.

[Anonymous No.]

what is better tiny succ or 8ft tall succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904002
>five daughters
>husband not in the picture
This makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Swordfight a raiju
>Perfect setting, a field of flowers in the middle of a raging thunderstorm on the edge of a cliff at night
>The moment your swords connect you get fried by enough electricity to leave you a twitching mess for the next month
This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904021
That's bad manners on the raiju's part, you don't ruin an epic scene like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904021
>this is bullshit
>becasue forgetting how electric works ius bullshit
anon, your mother was a wurm, i assume

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904004
8ft tall succ with oppai loli body ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903942
I want to get Spartan kicked into the hag pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904037
so flat ass and all tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903973
My high school class of 30 only had seven guys in it. The monster shenanigans in a small town have got to be unbearable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904004
Tiny succ drives me nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904059
And it'd only get worse year by year too, until the DL finally finishes her spell and starts birthing boys.

[Anonymous No.]

imma wake up in MGC then go to where all the cockatrices are at and smack some chicken butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904075
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904075
shes just 450 year old you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904059
>>43904117
>lunch break
>cafeteria is filled with 90% of the students being various succs
>they hoot and whistle whenever a boy walks in

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904183
what is this yuriniggering

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904004
Tiny succ for mating pressing.
8ft tall succ for leg locking.

Either way, what bliss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904174
>Sit down at a table
>Five different succ tails immediately wrap around your legs

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuck delinquent oni
>Goes from the hardest bitch on the block to the nicest mom and loving wife
>Even takes up baking classes at the local rec center to learn how to make cakes for our birthdays

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904190
she's going to get turned into one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904245
>Go out of your way to fuck the hot delinquent
>Becomes an entirely different person after marriage
Man, imagine the disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

i want an old bunny farmer gf, dark with freckles and having lots of junk in the trunk, how do i approach her without scaring her, since bunnies are very shy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904245
That particular Oni and her fiancé need to just talk since they both have the wrong idea of what the other wants. Like GodDAMN.

[Anonymous No.]

https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll at least 20 with no re-rolls. The result is which mamono are among the first to conceive a human son. Any amount of duplicates in the roll means twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904332
one of them was an automaton
how the fuck does that happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904013
Relax, anon is just getting them some hamburgers for the picnic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904378
technology has come a long way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904378
an android that indistinguishable from a regular human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904332
Okay?
What do I do with this information?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904416
no, how does an automaton make a normal human male tho, something syntheic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904332
Banshee and Undine are gonna be the first mothers with twin sons.
Fairy and Pixie get one, but it's a wonder how they manage it.
The remaining lucky mothers are Baphomet, Basilisk, Arachne, Ocelomeh, Orc, Devil Bug, Kamaitachi, Bogie, Hellhound, Nureonago, Cancer, Werewolf, Dormouse, and Soldier Beetle.
>>43904438
Same way getting inseminated with her husband's sperm lets her have a daughter, mamono mana finds a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904438
when i say indistinguishable i mean indistinguishable, from appearance to internals.
to the point that you'd only be able to tell if you viewed cellular structure itself.
effectively just an incubus with a different molecular structure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904279
>Anon wants the 30 year old hag delinquent
>Still wears her uniform despite it barely fitting her
>Hangs around the school even though she graduated long ago
>Students think she’s a weird homeless person
>Teachers let her be cause she could break them in two
>Still lives with her parents
>Room still looks like it was decorated by an edgy teenage girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904459
i want to learn how, im greatly interested how coul it happen? i dont supposed automatons have similiar dna like a normal human. i want to talk science

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't choose the extremist life
The extremist life chose me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43898860
>prepare for the most unpleasant cleaning of your entire life

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904332
If we're already scraping the bottom of the barrel on these roulettes, then how about this:
>Roll 2
>First is the mon you get
>Second is how they act
I'll start:
>Mummy, Flow Kelp
>Mummy that wraps you together in her bandages.
Easy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900863
>sandworm
She is Shai-Huluda, ancient scourge of the sands, older than the pharaohs themselves. Slumbering for centuries beneath the dunes, now awoken after I tread upon the forbidden sand to go take a leak behind the rock used to seal her into her ancient prison. In my defense, the warning signs were really faded and I can't read desert runes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43901241
>I could confess my sins, but I'd rather confess to loving you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904521
I got a Kunoichi that acts like Kappa. I didn't even remember what they're like because they're one of the forgotten ones, but she likes sumo and I presume she doesn't feel like being stealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters aren't evil enough to rape a man in his sleep, surely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904521
>Dark Matter
>Red Cap
Oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904566
Nightmare will ask you for consent in your sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904566
is it rape if shes the one sleeping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43902122
Look at all that MEAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900863
>ancient evil Dorome
How does that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904232
succ tails have minds of their own, the succ herself probably doesn't even realize her tail is coiling some boy. At least until he grabs it and sends a jolt up her spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900217
Turning fear into lust is one way to get over it. Just look at Xenomorphs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904139
>IMAGINE
Forget picking the tiny succ up and walking around the house finding things to bend her over on, you can just pick her up and walk around the house while fucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903189
I love this artist's snake

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVeGUSGkhfw
I'm going to send this video to Eros to confuse and upset her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904566
Even though a man cannot consent in his sleep, he also technically cannot not consent as well. In such a case the monster's consent is taken as a tiebreaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904600
I hate that some of the best foxgirl art comes from fucking bote autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904551
Anon, I hope for all that is good in this world you can keep her bellow the sands and not make her fuck up the entire desert kingdoms again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900863
>Jurou-gumo
Scary spider

[Anonymous No.]

Are monster girls even real

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900863
>Dark Elf
I think I just found THE dark elf matriarch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904607
Earth is a powerful element.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904681

_No

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904674
>Is the nicest monster you’ve ever met during the day
>Becomes the most sadistic and sinister spider ever known to man at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904681
the only thing that is real

is the eternal suffering of the human condition

[Anonymous No.]

>>43900863
>ancient evil haku
lmao shes gonna give me detetion lmao lol lmao lmao she cant do shit to me hahahah-

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904681
Depends on what you define as real?
Are any of us real? The only thing you can 100% say for certain is real is your own thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904698
Oh, she's giving your soul detention while she punishes your body by making it cum non-stop inside her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904707
>>43904707
if she can grab me lmao, old hag hasnt moved in centruies lmao ml amalo a

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904681
Oh no
Anon took his meds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904694
Doesn'tseem that bad to me, I sleep at night anyway so I wouldn't notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904681

[Anonymous No.]

Salamander is trying to fight me and boasting about her great strength and how I couldn't hope to win. Well, I'll just submit and surrender to her, bet she won't see that coming.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to spread libelous things about Eros and her religion online!

[Anonymous No.]

im going to go as fast as i can and race in the illegal antigrav bike racning world until i grow old

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your auntster will never wear this and flaunt her fat rump in your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904757
Anon thats just going to make her sad. Do you really want to see a sad Salamander that just wanted to play?

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evil Raiju who's lighting is red and extra sparky. Since we all know red is the color of evil and if it is extra sparky we know it's more powerful than it's less particle effect rich variations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904814
But aren't raiju meant to be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904698
>>43904711
>The ancient evil Hakutaku once known as the great manipulator.
>The wise and sage nature of a Hakutaku, replaced by a depraved hunger for power and control.
>Imparting insidious knowledge to the countless cults that followed her.
>Entire kingdoms fell to her machinations, becoming the greatest hotbeds of extremist activity.
>Playing the world stage like a fucking pro-league RTS player.
>Literally getting off on the sheer chaos she brings.
VS
>One bratty anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904566
>Something wakes you up in the middle of the night
>You're being raped by a spider girl
>She notices you're awake
>"Oh I usually inject you with something so you won't wake up"
>Climbs out the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904845
sexfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904845
Someone has to take the flak from all the damage those massive summer typhoons cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904850
Did she at least have the courtesy to finish before she left? Otherwise that spider will get raped in her sleep when she least expects it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904566
Cuddle rape is a real thing

[Anonymous No.]

I would lose to a Yeti instantly if she even touched me, I can't resist cuddly monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904916
Don't let the Yetis hear you! And especially don't do what her shirt says!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904799
Shut up. I'm in love with my aunt and I wish she could wear that for me.
I would love to wake up and she's been monsterized knowing my luck she'd turn into a Mantango or something else horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cuddle raiju
>In addition to the soft fur and general pleasant feeling of cuddles also get the feeling of electrotherapy
>The pseudoelectrotherapy relaxes your muscles and makes it impossible to escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904950
>heart stops

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go fight a dragon, you guys want anything while I'm out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904847
im putting money on that bratty anon whos is a zoomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904993
Ah the true embodiment of chaos that haku doesn’t stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904985
Yeah can I have your daughter's hand in marriage later on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904950
>Raiju spends the entire afternoon rolling on the weresheep wool carpet while waiting for anon to get home.
>Offers anon a hug when he gets back
>Anons heart stops and restarts several times.
>At least she knows how strong to zap him so it's an even number.

Do not trust weasels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904698
>>ancient evil haku
That's no way to talk about your principal like that! She's a nice lady that just needs a nice man to calm her down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905038
like, lmao this old woman cant seem to shut up>>43905127
truly a woman moment

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

There's snake churches and bug churches, but where's the hag church? I want to pray there.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a gate guard and my two choices for hire are Miss Wight or Miss Vampire.

Miss Wight is really rich, so she'll give me a snazzy cool Undead themed plate armor with green glows and a magic scythe, as well as a really, really fat paycheck if I guard the gate leading to her estate. Also, she will allow me to captain her Zombie underlings and command them like a little army, since they're not very smart to work on their own. And the Lich that runs Miss Wight's clinic will offer me free healing if I take the job, or resurrection if a hero that comes by manages to kill me.

On the other hand, Miss Vampire's job offering is more like butler than gate guard, though I do have to watch over her castle. She will have me wear a tuxedo with bowtie, and give me a rapier that has extra bleed damage. She's not as rich as Miss Wight so the paycheck is only a quarter as good, however her castle has full course meals and all the wine I could ever want to have at my leisure as part of the job. One downside is that I'll have to ward off Miss Dhampir from attacking the castle and trying to kill Miss Vampire.

Who should I seek employment with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905162
hagville
best healers around
also get potions that taste like milk for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905220
neither and raid from both and make off with the lichs dragon zombie and wurm zombie

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905220
You want Miss Wight; she's a serious cosplay enthusiast and I've heard rumors about her lewd parties. Also, better health plan. And that's just being sensible--you can't be seduced while you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905160
h-how?

[Anonymous No.]

If you find out that your nurse or doctor is a vampire, run. They will ask for a blood sample to perform tests on, only to eat the sample! Delicious is not a diagnosis.

And before anyone asks, no, bloodletting isnt real medicine either. Do not let them fool you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905359
what about a lich?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43904947
Need me that delicious yeti breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905220
Oh definitely Miss Vampire, she's much more welcoming and homely than Wight. Wight only pays you a lot because she could really care less about your wellbeing, you're just a goon to her, why do you think she leaves that to her Lich? Miss Vampire may not have as much to offer but she will genuinely appreciate your service and always be worrying about whether or not you're okay. And if you got hurt by that dumb chuuni Dhampir defending Miss Vampire she would heal you herself after the battle is over and hold you close with tears in her eyes asking you over and over again if you were okay. Miss Vampire is so much more caring than Miss Wight! She loves you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905371
Even worse. Unless you find them in the morgue, then meeting one in a hospital spells trouble.
"If anon dies, then he wont be sick anymore." Seems to be their motto. They'll give you a prognosis, only to shake their heads and say it should be at least half that.

I went to one for a headache. She recommended some strange grey mushroom, and now I cant feel my pulse. I'm hoping it's just seasonal flu or allergies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905390
WIGHTS RULE
VAMPS DROOL

[Anonymous No.]

Disregard wights, vampires, and whatever other high level undead. They are way too uptight for their own good.
Flirt with the gargoyle gatekeeper instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905324
I don't know, I've yet to meet a vampire that doesn't have a good dental plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905414
so my best is a wurm doc then, she'll heal me right up, but so much tears tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905324
I fucking love bodysuits.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You can always get away with snapping upskirts of Zombie schoolgirls because they're too slow to be able to react.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905461
What makes good replacement blood for a vampire?

>Tomato juice
>Cranberry juice
>Animal blood
>Fake make up blood
>Water with red food dye in that I said was blood
>Ketchup
>Semen
>Kool aid?

[Anonymous No.]

i cant remember were there any in the profiles with drill hair?

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>>43905580

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there was more yanderes with drill hair.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>43903189

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>>43905317
Love that one

I think she's got the biggest breasts he's ever drawn too

[Anonymous No.]

Consider: Yandere raiju that doesn't want you to leave the mountain her shrine is on. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905317
?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43900395
Bro what country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905737
Context?

[Anonymous No.]

Burn Spiders
HATE Spiders
Insult Spiders
Disrespect Spiders
Ignore Spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905766
you're mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905766
I have become spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905784
Spiders started it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905804
how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905815
use to leave the siders along in my house,
figure they were eating bugs so whatever,
then on bit my in the face and caused a staph infection which i then had to get lanced and drained at the doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905827
Marked by spiders
Sorry anon, you're gonna get a biter when the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905512
should i watch zombieland saga?

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals open, you will be claimed by a bug. Submit to bugs

[Anonymous No.]

Go on 4mon and reply to every post in a thread with plap

[Anonymous No.]

>>43898414

[Breathfag No.]

>>43905594
I wonder if creeping coins have breaths to sniff. If so, it's probably metallic in smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905868
Do you want to become a chubby neet girls dickthrone while she plays games anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905909

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>>43905858
https://files.catbox.moe/rz00a8.gif

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905827
You know, I kinda get that--when I was a kid on two separate summer vacations I came back home to get bitten by a spider that had taken up residence under my bed while me and my family were away.
For *years* after that I was terrified of spiders.
But-but-but!
Spider girls are very sexy, and my brain tells me anything that I am scared of is strong enough to also make me feel safe. And I want to feel safe with a woman.
So, for the other anon who says you've been marked by spiders? Well, maybe you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905985
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905909
imma plap her instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905868
>Go on 4mon
>Decide to be the funny guy and shitpost
>Reply on some NEET /v/ thread with PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>YFW within an hour a Werebat shows up, thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
"So, were you serious about that, Boss?"

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>>43903926
If you strike the officer's fancy than yes, otherwise you'll spend time in the PD awaiting your bail hearing if no officer puts you in 'rehabilitation'.
Then at the bail hearing your honorable judge will assign you a qouta of mana jars you must produce or be produced for you depending on your charge. Hope you saved up some cash.
Then finally you'll be transported to county jail for processing, there you'll be given your jumper along with your other inmates and until your wed about once a week around noon tough and rough monsters will come by and a jailer cupid will assign you the best monster should she be avaliable.

In the end it'll function kinda like an orphanage, there has never been a man that finishes his sentence

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>>43904013
Who do you think is taking the pic?

[Anonymous No.]

Was reading a story on KC's site, while its fanfiction this fit what I think its the true state of affairs in MGE

>Monsters are very friendly to humans. It seems that in the olden days there was a way to get rid of demon lords and monsters, but defeating such a demon lord today is an anachronism. Even now, only a few extremist cults say such things.

Basically even The Order, minus some radicals, defacto accept monsters and have given up on killing the mamono lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906192
i would make on my promise and plap her live to show mama didnt raise a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Haku is sad because she's been alive for almost four centuries now and still hasn't got to experience the joys of motherhood. Every man that comes to her just wants advice on how to court other monsters, nobody is ever interested in Miss Haku herself. Sometimes when she closes up her library she silently weeps to herself a little in the dark. Miss Haku feels like she's going to be forever alone...

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>>43906111
Submit to BUGS? As in Bugs Bunny? It was a gag, son. A play on words!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906243
If its not a primary i wouldn't put much stock in but yes wars are costly and normally wouldn't be waged constantly, hence heros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906276
im going plap her and steal her out of that musty old library

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906277
Wererabbit with bug’s personality would be something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906276
She'll get used to it after about 19 centuries

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906276
im going to hand this in instead of my homework.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906255
Plap the bat. Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906347
fat snake coils all over my body. only my head should be free for kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>43906198
Fuck the police!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906489
this auntie will be mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906335
>Plap the bat. Do it STAT.
Boom; now it rhymes like the cow one.

[Anonymous No.]

Become your wife’s panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>43904948
WTF anon get professional help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906276
Miss Haku will die a virgin! Haha!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no she’s got a gun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906243
imagine the argument between an extremist and a tame order leader
>WHY NOT?
>look, sonny. i know this is hard to hear but they arent that big of a problem.
>THEY ARE MONSTERS!
>and do they hurt anybody?
>YES!
>who?
>JUST THE OTHER WEEK A WHOLE PLATOON DISAPPEARED!
>sonny... they were just taken as husbands, look. we've gotten post cards
>(the order leader places the post cards on the table, the platoon is happier than they've ever been and each one has their own kot near them)
>THEY ONLY TRICKED THEM! ITS A LIE, ILLUSION, ITS FAKE!
>explain our chefs, they're monsters. and ever since they joined we've gotten the best meals we've ever had. infact ive been thinking about marring the cute snake.
>BUT... THEY'RE MONSTERS!
>and again, they arent hurting anybody. now get the fuck out of my office and do some laps around the city until a harpy grabs you or something.
>FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906593
Y, I want this old woman, I need to fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906685
K, she has good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906685
You are now imagining an MG like a gremlin trying to sell other MG's on modern guns.

>This badboy can throw down so much demon silver...

[Anonymous No.]

You know it really confuses me but why was there even ideas for crossovers between Warhammer and MGE way back then they feel like completely opposite things. Like just why shit don’t make any damn sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907015
people that cant into escapist hugboxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>We have Raiju, the companion of the thundergod, but we don't have the thundergod
Raijin girl when

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907087
Raijin is just 3 Raiju in a trenchcoat!
> THINK ABOUT IT. WE KNOW WEASELS ALWAYS TRAVEL IN GROUPS OF THREE.
> IT'S SO OBVIOUS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907087
>>43907135
So... Kamaitachi but the three of them paint themselves purple and arm themselves with tasers and half life 2 civil protection electro stun batons?

[Anonymous No.]

did anyone figure out how to pass the beast test?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907320
i know, grab heavy rock, put over head
impress beast
lay beast
get kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907320
Huh is that the alcohol test for Theriomorphosis potions to show you drank too many of those potions and you may need to go to the doctor do to overdose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43903103
Elf, in order of Elf-wight/zombie > elf-vamp > elf - lich > elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907015
People don't want nice things.
I will admit though if they mgeify the the media it's okay like the one Anon here who wrote some Bloodborne stuff that wasn't an edgefest

[Anonymous No.]

>big brutish salamander highwaywoman holds me up at swordpoint on a highway
>suddenly, she sheaths her weapon instead of robbing me
>sits on her knees so my eyes are level with her neck and extends a hand
>beckons me and tells me to "come on and not be shy now"
>tells me I can trust her and urges me to come closer
>against all wise thinking and fight or flight instincts telling me to run start stepping closer to her slowly and warily
>eventually get close enough
>she suddenly grabs me and pulls me into a tight headlock hug
>stands up and picks me off my feet and looks down at me
>gives me the most wicked grin I've ever seen and says she can't believe "I fell for that one"
>calls me a stupid, gullible human and says she has "plans" for me
I've been duped.... How could I be so stupid?!
Never trust monsters, NEVER trust them, no matter which monster it is and no matter how friendly they look.
They will ALWAYS trick you, ALWAYS deceive you...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43907478
Funny that you say that because I am the same anon behind that post who wrote that story. Where the two can weirdly work together if you know what you’re doing. That you got eldritch beings in Bloodborne and MGE has the abyss full of similar monsters so I saw the two could mix into a hentai setting, that if Yharnam did exist in MGE it would just be a abyssal demon realm.

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>>43907509
She'll mellow down after fucking you into the dirt so hard that you can't even get hard for other women don't worry anon, lizards are very sweet after the honeymoon phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907510
Shrimps and Crustaceans are the bugs of the sea so you’re still submitting to bugs in the end if you marry a shrimp girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monstergirl to treat me like a little kid and give me the affection I didn't get from my mother. I don't even care if we don't have sex. I am a wreck and a failure of a human being.

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[Anonymous No.]

Goats will nibble on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907719
Do you also want to be turned into a little kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907778
I hear their milk is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907719
Anon you will be pampered so much by a dark mage that you'll be a pile of needy happy mush

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43907958
This is a nice fox. I trust this fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907958
She looks small enough to bridal carry.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you watch porn with your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905679
Too busy masturbating, being a yandere isn’t as effective when you only have one available hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908031
But anon, she wouldn't need to masterbate anymore because she has (You)

[Breathfag No.]

>>43908027
No, porn is bad mkay?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not going to date monsters or actively seek them out, I'm just going to fap to pinups of blueberry demons on the computer and they can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

inviting your vampire bud over to spend the night

[Anonymous No.]

which mg still pops into your head sometimes.?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908307
Angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908307
mindflayer

[Breathfag No.]

>>43908307
Minotaur and p'orc

[Anonymous No.]

No, Mindflayer, I am not letting you turn me into a squid and tarnish my perfect human form.
No, Mindflayer, I don't care if its only a temporary transformation, that shit is weird.
No, Mindflayer, I don't care if you cry. I'm in charge of how I look, not you. Cope about it.

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>>43908586
but what if she has large breasts and a pleasant hip width?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908621
I'm just going to eat a raging shroom and become a beast immune to magic and mind control and rape her. This is my answer for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't ever forget your childhood friend or the promises you made

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908586
Oh anon, you think you'll resist her puppydog eyes? You'll give in eventually, just to see her smile and be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908307
minotaur, hellhound, and manticore are on a rotation for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908716
this is them now

feel old yet

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43908307
All of them, genuinely. I fantasized a few times about being claimed by a neet ant archane and chilling toegther
I love monster girls a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908777
cute slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908800
Cute slugs
I love this picture thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to the gym
>Monster girls are surprisingly respectful
>Enjoy a nice workout
>A trio of buffcubi approaches
>Offer you to join them in the bathroom for their special post-workout supplement
Would you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905679
Just tell her you want to take her on a honeymoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43905884
Rare girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908845
Why can't they just tell me what it is now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908845
Nah, I'm either scooping a chubby succ or just grabbing a buff one and turning her soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908621
>”pleasant” hip width
>not wanting a purple bakery you can barely wrap your tentacles around as she milks you, hanging on for dear life as her enormous ass jiggles
You guys aren’t even trying

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>>43907861
Cut goat that I want to hug, 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

The most effective skill in the game is singing. Every monster from the weakest goblin to the strongest of donut steele lims are weak to the sad breakup song and will instantly KO when you start singing one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908962
>gym monsters forever fearful of marrying some thicc loving Anon and losing all their gains

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to not call the greenworm "great devourer" because it hurts her feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909103
THE DEVOURER WORM

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of swimsuit do you prefer, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>accidentally refer to an ushi oni as a cutie oni when pointing her out to my friend
>see her ear twitch
What are the odds I make it out unmarried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909153
Swimsuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906276
And why should we care? We're on the same boat and don't cry about it.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43909103
But calling a sandworm the great devourer is a compliment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909093
>And funny enough, its when its bulking season they get caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>43908716
>Promised my self to slaughter those who harassed me
Nope, better to not bring back that

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee6Ua6jQEjw

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909288
I'd let her fight my hydra

[Anonymous No.]

Another "Fuck you, Fakku" site is dead

God I hate them so much

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have snow cat? I want something to hug and pet but also not die of heatstroke

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna find a genie and wish her boobs were bigger and then leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909483
God damn it.
Which ones are still left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909528
Dunno, I need to find a new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43907015
MGE outright angers retards who take everything at face value, mixing it with shit like WH or dark souls is supposed to be the "middle finger" to MGE/KC.
This mainly concern westoids because in the west the idea of escapism is a taboo and some have been conditioned so hard, that they can't even handle depressed japs somewhere having ideal horny life fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909608
>This mainly concern westoids because in the west the idea of escapism is a taboo and some have been conditioned so hard, that they can't even handle depressed japs somewhere having ideal horny life fantasies.
Unironically brain rot, I can't imagine a good ending for any of my self inserts. I'm doomed

[Anonymous No.]

Saw a bunch of spider webs in my garden the other day. There was a lot of spiders crawling on them, so I got my hose and blasted them all and knocked it all down and then used RAID to spray all the itsy bitsy creepy crawlies until they shriveled up and died LOL
I posted about it on 4mon and a bunch of angry Arachne's started seething at me. This Ushi-Oni and Jorou-Gumo poster started screeching that I deserved rape correction and a Devil Bug said 'based".

Monsters, I want you to understand something, raping somebody is not going to suddenly brainwash them into liking you or a thing. Rape is something nobody likes, even us men. And to all the Spider girls out there, no, your pussy will not suddenly make me like spiders. I am going to continue killing them, I will kill every little spider I see in MY garden and none of you spinnerettes will stop me. End of story.

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>>43909630
What the fuck you absolut retard, why do you kill spider in your garden? Do you have a fucking brain? How can you work the land if you kill your natural pesticide?
>Uhuh t.spider/spider fucker
I hate spider but I don't kill them, they are useful and can't hurt me so I git gud and fight my fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909660
t. Spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909660
Tell me, do you ever use those spindly legs to help you type? Seems like it'd be nice to have a few extra fingers to hit the shift key sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909660
Nice try Spider, we know what you're up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909674
>>43909676
>>43909682
You're a bunch of city faggots who never took care of a garden.

[Anonymous No.]

The Arachne is mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909630
>Using Raid and not Neem oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909688
>No! You can't just kill the scouts I sent so breaking into your home would be easier!
Cope Spider.
Total itsy bitsy destruction
Knock down webs
Crush spiders with a broom
Burn spiders with fire
Bautista bomb a spider right into a woodchipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909714
>Kill spiders
>You're now infested with flies, moustiques, aphid, wasps...
>Use chemicals to kill them
>Poisoned your garden and house
>Get cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>a frog is defending spiders
Kek

[Breathfag No.]

When in doubt, trust the danukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cancer
Fuck yeah, sea spiders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909816
That thing is ugly as sin. Would not fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally found a h-doujin with mershark
>It's edgelord NTR trash
Can we just enjoy things? Without "MUH THE SERIOUS PLOT", betrayal, killing, cheating and etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909816
>snib snab bro
theyre sea buges, because sea spooders are something else, and theyre not diving bell spooders either

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909838
No, we're not allowed to have anything good yet.
>>43909816
I ate fried spider crab's legs in Japan, delicious. Sea food is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909861
>No, we're not allowed to have anything good yet
Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909891
Sooner or later we will join them. We have to wait brother until we can become their lighthouse

[Anonymous No.]

The neighborhood cheshire cat is sad. What can I do to cheer her up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910014
Send her some funny memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910014
Why is she sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910014
I don't know, I forgot how to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910033
Annoyed for crush so much he got mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910014
Sit on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910014
catcall her.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting boobhats from smug hags is the worst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910097
I wish I had such problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910097
Oh no, soft and cold milkers on my bald scalp, cooling down my mind and helping me to focus on Tarkov, what a sad fate

[Anonymous No.]

No Hunter! Don't hug the Alatreon! She's elementally unstable! She's an Elder Dragon of pure evil! She can drive entire ecosystems to inhospitable conditions with her presence alone and kill everything in it! She attacks everything on sight with fire, and lightning and ice too! She'll kill you so hard we won't have anything left of you to put on the cart, Hunter! Don't hug her! Just hit her with your longsword instead, it's not worth it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910149
Sorry, she went "Fufufu~"

[Anonymous No.]

Introduced to the lilim’s youngest daughter because she’s an oddball with no charisma, goes yandere within a week

[Anonymous No.]

part of me miss the old lilim wave

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910271
Gonna buy front row tickets to DL's birth show

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910271
Just once I want to see one of those edgefics not kill druella off

[Anonymous No.]

We need more sultry hags that know what makes a boy tick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910614
Don't want hag want young girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910314
Druella marriage as a twist in an edgefic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910637
>when the edge MC realizes extremists are actually turbo edgy and helping them and flipping the middle finger towards the author of his shitfic is the edgiest thing imaginable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910637
Turning her into a tradwife as a "punishment" for her "crimes".

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910614
Too old, too brown, not submissive but nice kot overall 6,5/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910650
Extra Plot twist: Despite now being a "TradWife." She is still the leading breadwinner and dominant lead of the Household. And the Edgy Male Protag is the practically the househusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>the evil monstergirl noble has a main battle tank

Well. What do you do anon? Unless you got anti-tank weapons and armor piercer ammo. You and your party cannot defeat the monstergirl noblewoman who has a main battle tank, high level and the scary skull icon next to her name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910715
Nah, I'm sure she wouldn't mind being an actual housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910725
Will the (now former) Edgy Male Protag have "mellowed" down and is now a good loving redeemed person?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910837
Rates of snow species marriage skyrockets every summer.

[Anonymous No.]

do you lst your wife dress you someothing by that i meant, pick the clothes to wear for the day?

[Anonymous No.]

Can a Bogey get pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910837
Me too, I thinking about moving to Ireland, Island, Groenland, Sweden... Because of the heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910940
ye, a bogie as well, why dont you breed them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910912
Are you alright anon? Drink water and don't stay under the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910999
im good, but bogie pussy got me mind in all kinds place

[Anonymous No.]

Love bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910314
The knight (the very story KC tried to kill) doesnt kill druella
instead, she show how the demon lord is wrong interms of corruption/romance.
he doesn't really get a choice in terms of joining the MC's side as the DL finds out about her not trying to kill/corrupt the MC and disowns her

[Anonymous No.]

sounds homosexual in nature
why dont you sow your seeds in fertile women who are willing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911126
>the DL disowns druella
The knight is the 2020 of MGE fics, everything new I hear about it makes it worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43910940
Why wouldn't she? She's not actually an animated plushy, but a type of ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911126
>instead, she show how the demon lord is wrong interms of corruption/romance.
That's even worse, at least the full retard edgy shitfics are entertaining in their own stupid way. This is intentional misinterpretation of the setting caused by western obsessions with "womxn" autonomy.

Talking about MGE anywhere else but here is fucking tiresome, you almost always end up luring in some obsessed schizoid pasting /tg/ encyclopedia links or just being emotionally upset over corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off with this dumb story, it's an insult to dark soul and mge. Let's talk about bunyip and why they are the best serpent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911197
no, that honor belongs to the wurm
just look at this face and tell me you'd say no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911217
But where is the fluff? How can you pet a Wurms anon. They are cute but not the best of the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911217
You know what they say about monsters with wide faces





Big titti
Ys

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911186
yeah this particular brand has I personally discriped as "blaketing the soul"
but the less said about that view on corruption the better

insted lets tall about the cool CANON corruption that MGE is down with

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911217
Wurms aren't serpents, they're legless lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911227
anon, you can pet them and hear cute satifisted wurm noise
>>43911246
whats the difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911246
>Calling a dragon a lizard
Even the most easygoing of monsters have pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911240
Like how blondie here ends up as a cursed sword?

[Anonymous No.]

I had a weird train of thought that a automaton's accent changes when she connects to the internet and uses a VPN

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911256
But petting scales is meh at best and bunyip also make cute noises when you pet them or scratch their fluffy ears (Wurms don't have those too...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911256
>whats the difference
Wurms are a subspecies of dragons which are (MERE FEMALE) lizards, and snakes aren't. Legless lizards can also detach (the tip of?) their tails like their legged counterparts, snakes can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911288
wurms have fin ears tho that can turn red with ease
>>43911303
still wurm is better
you cannot convince me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911267
if dragons are so proud why do they sell collars for them in dragonia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911312
That's a weak argument, bunyip win on every panels

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911332
bunyips are not as cute as the cute and dumb antics of a typical wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911312
>still wurm is better
>you cannot convince me
I wasn't saying if they're good or not, only that they're not sneks. Same way Wurm isn't the best bird either.
>>43911314
It's a fashion accessory, they're proud of their taste in fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911349
The bunyip's shyness is extremely quiet. Being a rock retard is far less cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43909064
reading this caused me to fall to the ground and cry in despair for what i do not have

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911364
Is extremely cute*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911240
>Lescatie's fall is a CANON EVENT
I am not sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911364
anon, they are around of the same intelligence, one just goes for the most practical of solutions

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911378
No, Wurms are dumb and their milk turn people into strong retards. I have my sources

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911356
>For a dragoness to wear a mating collar, her man must be really strong, so that she recognizes him as stronger than herself... it is proof that she belongs to a real man and will serve him faithfully for the rest of her life. To a greater or lesser degree, we have our own pride and the pride of "strongest monsters," and naturally this does not change just because we have found a husband.
>However, contrary to these thoughts, there is a loneliness in the back of our minds, a desire to be with a strong man and there are feelings that I want the man to understand. No, to put it simply, there is a prevalence of strength and at the same time a longing for a strong, loving man, a desire to be submissive, to be seen as their woman, and similar desires . ...I am not like that! I am the exception! Besides, I don't think such a thing should be envied! It's... it's a little embarrassing, if you understand it, it may be pleasant, but I don't want to become a subordinate...
Dragons are subby sluts with one foot still in the closet

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43911389
they are the holsts of dragons but they are not dumb, u are

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim vs Dragon
Who are the biggest femcels in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911442
Your wife eats rock like Somalian and the IQ map don't lie. I have all the data to back it up from the Swamp Research Center. You're deep state Wurms propaganda won't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911484
The real answer is (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911485
>believing the old swamp crazy dark mage
lmao lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911442
Your wife eats rock like Somalian and the IQ map don't lie. I have all the data to back it up from the Swamp Research Center. Your deep state Wurms propaganda won't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911499

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911499
I don't believe that Anon is a femcel. Alp femcel would be the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911512
They're also a ogre, a bunyip, a few fishs and a chesh working there. It's a serious lab, we're not rock suckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911539
wurms are not from the mist contient

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911551
Did you never see her eat rocks?

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms are good girls and I don't understand how or why anyone would pretend otherwise. She might not be your cup of tea but she's still a loving badass.

[Anonymous No.]

Bunyip better

[Anonymous No.]

wurm betta

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls movies that I can watch tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that MGC is a dystopian setting where being sad has a hag cannonball at you at mach 7
Don't let them know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911654
>>43911723
I'm sorry, but Miss Oomukade is best long girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911739
i will be a deliquent that messes with an older MG so to brighten her day up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911739
How the fuck is that a dystopia? Gimme a mach 7 hag, please.
please

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911786
It's dystopia because she will turn you into a unrevivable red mist on contact

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911739
>>43911786
Reminder there are human lesbian couples hiding their love lifes as they are living in Monstergirl Cities. Why are there human lesbians living in Monstergirl Cities? They were residents when monstergirls took over the cities they live in and must keep their love and relationships secret in fear of being arrested by MGC Metro Police.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah it’s this guy again same phrases move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911813
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911822
>unrevivable red mist
He always uses this word unless it’s someone else mimicking him and following in his footsteps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911845
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure about the red mist bit, but sad people will get tackled by hags and reverse mating pressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911851
Are you new or just stupid scroll up and you will see what I mean and then go to the archives that word always shows up majority of the time with wurms. That it’s most likely the same anon who keeps saying Wurms will kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911870
The bunyip enjoyer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911881
No just a random troll that shows up once in awhile in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911855
but i don't bend like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911902
You will

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911902
Then she's going to make you do yoga with her until you do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911407
>proud and strongest
>will still want to submit to a male
Dragons are inarguably the best girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>dragons want strong men
wew, safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911914
time for a montage

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911980
Very important; What music will this montage be set to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911967
Watch out she might shove a bunch of raging mushrooms down your throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI&list=RDScP5Nv-EhZI

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911739
I want to get decked by a griffon that hunts like a peregrine falcon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragonian tour guide takes you to a fighting tournament
>she says it's the best way to experience the local culture
>seems reasonable
>she leads you into the competitor's area
>wait a minute
>she hands you a lance and a helmet, then transforms and tells you to get on her back
>you protest, saying you're just a tourist and you've never ridden a dragon before
>she says it's okay, neither has your opponent
>she points at another dragon with another tourist who looks just as confused as you

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the best place to go about finding gnomes? Randomly appearing in your well kept fertile garden plot, ancient forest shrine, or volcanic deity?

[Breathfag No.]

If a whitehorn offers you freshly baked cookies and hot chocolate for free at her mountain lodge, it's most certainly drugged. So be sure to accept her offer.

And don't be naive, this tactic is common among all Winterstown residents, whitehorn or not. Though the glacies and ice queens give out crunchy cookies and ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911533
Alp femcel 4mon jannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912186
im not usinf a lance, imma use a deon silver rock and sling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912192
wwhen gnoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911967
Yep, you'll be protected from nasty lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911967
Sorry anon, malefs want mere male humans. Enjoy being a breeding toy for your mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912318
Big Latinas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43898414

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912318
Just gotta look big and powerful too so you'll scare off the amazons too

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls would definitely think I'm easy with how effective tease attacks would be. The only thing saving me is that fact I escape everytime like a metal slime

[Anonymous No.]

Trust your guardian angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912473
I’d most likely be the enemy that dodges and smacks you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912587
You fuck a angel your daughters will range from 10 to 12 feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

Workout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906276
40 years ain't too bad, she'll find someone before long

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912771
400, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

You know all monsters and humans will become undeads eventually for things don’t live forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912760

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912760
>>43912809
Post workout motorboat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912809
Imagine her having you hold her breasts together so she can do push ups and give you paizuri at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire hag wet dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906276
Miss Haku needs to learn from her minotaur students and start lifting weights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912809
her breasts are perfect now time to plap til she looks like shes had 45 kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912937
She definitely should. I wouldn't be able to look away if she looked like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912969
I'm going to give her such a number and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912994
i would
>>43912996
45 just the start, she'll no longer have abs after ,im done

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912937
Every day will be leg day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913065
Gross piercings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913065
You know who else was pierced? Our lord Jesus. He was pierced for our iniquities. How dare you insult this clearly good Christian girl with your blasphemy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913139
Which monster girl do you think would rape Jesus the hardest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913192
Probably a abyssal since he’s a eldritch being beyond mortal comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

how do i get milk from my neighbor, shes a dragon and when i ask her, gets real shy and slams the door in my face...

[Anonymous No.]

Who is haughtier? An elf wight or a typical vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913262
Vampiric elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913259
Offer her a hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913276
with what tho? i heard that she makes alot of milk, i can maybe help milk cows but not sure what else

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913336
why is she barefoot plawing soccer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913260
Or maybe a Tanuki since he was just a holy jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913336
THE TIDDY SHADOW APPROACHES

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913452
Dark Senko would just rape you after a long day of work. I need some of that in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to rush a Wurm out of nowhere and suddenly do my karate moves on her! I'm going to perform a 100 consecutive hits combo that ends with my famous ninjetti corkscrew attack twirling kick right into her chest!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913527
You're going to break your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913527
>how cute, the wurm thinks
> She hugs the cute little bugger in her arms and cuddles while cooing about cute he is
>She then goes to her parents to ask
>"Can we keep him, can we can we can we?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913541
>Anon tries to karate chop a Wurm
>instantly breaks his hand
>Wurm goes from simple fun loving hole digger to licensed doctor using advanced healing magic on Anon's hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43911499
t.lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913531
gote wife

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913767
gave me a giggle

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913868
damn elves
always seducing

[Anonymous No.]

>elf going on a tirade again about the supremacy of her kind over yours
>telling you again how humans don't even last a quarter of a quarter of an elven lifespan
>telling you how your kind are nothing more than mere servants for hers and that you should know your place like the beasts you are
>then proceeds to tell you she just felt the kid you put in her kick and sheds a tear of joy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913901
If she wasn't currently pregnant with my child I'd be spanking her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913901
Ew you guys are having sex with elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913937
Well, you know, I always thought that elves we're highly prideful and monogamous, but they always seem to come in pairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913937
i may have a type

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913937
Is that bad or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913975
Of course it's bad. You're making them more smug

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Devious elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914075
might be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913527
>wurm is confused but happy that anon just started to massage her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914128

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914069
Somehow I don't think she's a real nun.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913901
>then proceeds to tell you she just felt the kid you put in her kick and sheds a tear of joy
So how would other monsters react?
>Vampire proud that her dhampir daughter is already challenging her from within the womb
>kiki sings old slavic lullabies while stroking her belly
>inari sings old japanese lullabies while stroking her belly
>succ excitedly asks you to feel her belly
>holst lactates a bit
>mino lactates a bit
>hakutaku lactates a bit
>banshee wailing in joy
>lich astounded by by the realization that even she can bring forth new life
I feel kinda bad for oviparous monsters now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913901
>I was there, Anon, I was there three thousand years ago
>I was there the day the strength of men failed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914155
Elves with eyes hidden behind their bangs are dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914152
have faith

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913937
Yes, but I was very angry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/lCCp-Q17QAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914212
That's one desperate awoo

[Breathfag No.]

Elves are worse than foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914227
maybe she's never seen a human before

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914159
I love preg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914234
how about both an elf wife and fox wife

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

>>43914246
Neither, but if I was forced to choose, I'd pick fox.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let them touch your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914260
Don't listen to this anon. They'll target the ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914268
You can't let them touch those either. They're liable to get addicted to human ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914165
>Was there months ago when the strength of condoms failed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914268
give a ghoul or tentacle access to any extremity of yours and they'll make do

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914268
>>43914278
Defending either leads your lips open to attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914297
>A trio of mischievous elves working in tandem
>One kisses you, another takes your hands in her own and the last plays with your ears.
Devious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914323
SO THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS COME IN GROUPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914075
....
......
.........
..........wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914329
There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

i do not care for the elves.
give me foxes or give me death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914338
Devious indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914357
a wolf is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914357
oh fuck she's got a a pin in her ear, someone help her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914338
Oh shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914372
leave the pin alone, anon.
you pull that and things will get really fluffy really fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914338
Scary

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914357

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914391
>>43914400
>>43914408
>>43914416
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

your demon has been bit by a werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914357
(You) will give life instead.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914645
What book is she holding?

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis' face when I pull out the condom and tell her that it's wise to practice safe sex. She agrees with me. Why can't other Monsters be as understanding as her?

[Anonymous No.]

LOOK OUT SHE HAS A KNIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914690
being bullied by two girls is a bit overwhelming

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914734
Well at least the third one is less stabby and OH GOD SHE HAS ANOTHER KNIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914806
Those weasels should be more careful. What if they seriously injured you by accident?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914832
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914838
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914849
>he doesn't want to be deliciously devoured by Wonderland's most /d/egenerate dragon
Not gonna make it, bud. Why do you think they have 3 mouths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914861
>only 3 mouths
examine her in greater detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914876
Are you saying there are more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914885
yeah. her tie and the profile has a third tentacle

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914893
I don't count her tie as part of her body, just a lewd magical ornament.
The 3rd tentacle is a forbidden topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43913937
Nah, just friendship and greater cultural exchanges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914832
BOOBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914832
la vaca morada

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914970
why do elves specifically love humans so much

[Anonymous No.]

Go find some other human, Hellhound, I'm not interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915062
dumb and horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914997
oh no, we've lost another one

[Anonymous No.]

>elf spam
What a shit thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915069
> "Oh, I'm sorry, sir!"
> ...
> "How about a delightful bunny rabbit?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915097
Furfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915093
Give me mouse spam instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915106
Love you, too, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915178
blueberries got me glancing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915182
Blueberries are pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915207
If I came home and saw a Devil in my house, I would grab her and throw her out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915242
>grab her and throw her out the window.
I have never heard of that sex move, but I would be interested to try it with a willing Devil.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting dumped in the middle of hagville
after getting cursed with -100% hag resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915125
Don't steal from slime!
She needs to add that to her 401k!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915182
Love blueberries. Awful for stealth scenarios, but muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915283
Well, aren't you mama's good boy today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915272
>cursed with -100% hag resist
Huh, I don't feel any different.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915304
>anon has -200% hag resist
You FOOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915292
That's every day, ma'am.

>>43915304
At least I can have my head patted while I lie in someone's lap and finally make these shakes go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915272
Getting dumped in the middle of hagville after getting dumped by your human girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915272
I like old women, and would like to pound away at some woman till her hips give out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915062
Repressed since they are noble and dignified creatures, so once they find a human husband they give in to what they have been repressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915340
Oh god, no! Hags can smell depression! They're rebound hunters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915272
>after getting cursed with -100% hag resist
I already have a 100,000% weakness towards monster girls and twice that for hag ones, I don't think this is going to change anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Fosa (Fox of similar age)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915393
Trustworthy rogue

[Anonymous No.]

I will have to apologize to miss Vampire for flirting with her at the bar and leading her on, I only meant it ironically, not that she'd actually take any real interest in me. My life's a mess and I wouldn't be a good husband or father and don't believe I can be either. I hope she'll understand. Besides, she's richer than me and far out of my league.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915371
This makes complete sense. Forced to be regal and dignified to keep up appearances before other, near immortal elves.

Free to immediately grab a human husband and let loose several centuries worth of sexual frustration and need to breed upon the mayfly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915272
Getting bullied by 2 Cheshire hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915431
Miss vampire is about to correct you while crying and murmuring to herself

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915424
She's already picking the lock to your room.
Must be after your share of the loot like a typical rogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915443
>>Getting bullied by 2 Cheshire
sounds perfect
are they chubby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915431
Anon you'll cause her rival Miss Wight to laugh at her for getting rejected AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

It promotes good mana distribution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915242
Used to feel indifferent towards them until magus story about one
I want to be trapped in a devils bed anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914970
>That doujin
Fuck right off you NTRnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I kill myself already or should I give it some time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43898414

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915558
>Killing yourself
I mean, if you want a zombie GF, sure.
Miss lich is just gonna res you to make sure all her zombies have husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915523
enchanting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915557
Relax anon, I don't like NTR shit either. If you can't seperate good art from a trash plot then we would have very little as the same artist did the Ara Ara Fox from way back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915584
i don't think he should get a free pass on that either given the severity of his sins
but that's just me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914970
Why does that guy in the top section look like if Trump and Biden fused into one being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915584
if the doujin itself is NTR shit then it just shouldnt be posted here at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915613
What, can't handle ntr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915613
My bad, the only way to save that doujin would be a rewrite because the doujin itself only speaks of the subject rather than actual depiction of the subject. no cuck actually appears, if anything the only one would be the humans wife getting off to him impregnating other elves.