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... why am i the only boy in this class?

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thead
I fucked it

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>>43879575
You should ask>>43879573
to help you with your spelling

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Monstergirl Encyclopedia monstergirls and it's setting's Demon Energy cannot "fix" or lewd the dark world of Fear and Hunger. Too brutal, dark, visceral and edgy. Demon Lord Lilith would be disgusted by Sylvian and not dare be near her even with a ten-foot pole.

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ok cool

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>>43879573
Don't worry, you can easily make friends in this class.

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how about instead of "throwing MGE at edgy crossover 24525
instead, lets talk adventures you could go on!

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>>43879573
Fox Gang!

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>>43879639
Going on tour.

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>>43879573
>>43879650
this school is fox gang territory.

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>>43879639
But I don't want to have adventures. I want to be seduced by a sexy spider lady and have simple slice-of-life moments where we deal with things like standard US residential ceiling heights being only 8 feet, or trying to fit her into my Hyundai.
> Or me discovering that she can eat a full brisket as a single meal, making me realize I cannot afford NOT to fuck her morning, noon, and night.
> Spider Waifu is easily influenced by spider-centric advertisements, like chitin polish or web removal sprays.
> Spinnerets--good place to put your penis? Y/N?
And so on.

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Test

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Weird, some posts have been purge in the last thread

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>>43879639
Adventure are not worth it, I'm looking for real jobs on the other side

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In order to save my fellow brothers in the future, I will open a burger place in the fox district
Noone will ever be caught by foxes again

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>>43879699
OK, one more, specific to an ushi.
> Miss Ushi is a free spirit.
> In this case, that means she doesn't really gussy herself up--ever.
> But after a short argument, she agreed that she doesn't care enough if YOU want to do that to her.
> You're no expert, but you whip out a comb and hairbrush and start brushing her down.
> First her head hair, which you eventually get under control.
> She winces as you comb through snarl after snarl after snarl, which is just incomprehensible to you since you've seen her put her hand into a running garbage disposal.
> Then you start working your way through her legs and tail, brushing her out and making all her messy, unkempt beauty nice and organized.
> She's practically purring with contentment as you work.
> Finally you make her give you her paws in turn, and you carefully comb them, brush them, and give her a brief massage on her beans.
> In the end, she's like a whole new woman, a demure, content beauty who could, if you tossed formalwear on her, look appropriate in the most posh environments.
> Show her your handiwork in a mirror, and she blushes so fiercely she can't even look at herself.
> "It's nice... I guess." is all she can say.
> Gives you a dainty kiss on the cheek in gratitude.
> It's very cute.
> Then she looks at you intently.
> Next 2 hours is extremely vigorous lovemaking, ruining all your hard work, but leaving both you feeling extremely smug.

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>>43879771
they already have a mofuburger over there.
also. burgers dosent stop them from foxing men, it just makes them less evil.

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>>43879565
I love the idea that meido academy is something akin to millitary school ie a place where parents send their misbehaving out of control teen monster daughters to get them to behave ad shape up

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>>43879771
just make sure you dont run out of burgs. they become hungry for something else when they dont have burg.

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>>43879771
You'll be the most desired bachelor there, first girl who gets her grabbers on you will have unlimited supply of borger.

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>>43879830
> Meido academy's incoming class is a full 25% manticore teens.
> Those anons will never stand a chance.

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>>43879835
pov: you ran out of burgs

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Madre de Dios, La Cucaracha!!

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>>43879841
They will be tamed so it's ok. The kiki supervisor deliver the maido and a wipe so you can trigger the PTSD

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>>43879810
>>43879835
>>43879840
The burgers will ruin their endurance, make them lazy and incapable of chasing men
My investor said as much

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>>43879851
Give her sugar. In water.
More.
MORE.

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>>43879859
and who might your "investor" be?

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>>43879864
A weird lady with a leaf hairpin

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You guys think pyrows are a problem? Try these zoomer foxes! I still don't know how one of my students got my number!

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>>43879851
now I gotta listen to it

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>>43879639
Miss Cupid says there aren't enough unsealed ancient evils for all the men that want one. She wants you to go unseal more of them.

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>>43879871
the burgs only makes the foxes bigger and stronger. they get taller and they dont slow down one bit. eventually they can simply pick any man they fancy up with no chance of resistance.
i just dont get what this danuki investor want to achieve with this. surely she wouldnt believe that nonsense about burgs making foxes slow and unable to snare a man. could it be that she was tricked?

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yo if your broke and dont wanna work juist sit in a box that says free human pls adopt me on the side of the road

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>>43879639
My cyclops co-pilot doesn’t like that I’ve started referring to her and our Cyclops as old One Eye. She’s only 35!

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i want fat cat ass

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>>43880156
what flavor? is coffee okay?

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>>43880156
>>43880176
Fat is not healthy, I prefer fit cat and white skin is mandatory now

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>>43880216
sounds like you have the gey
>>43880176
i like dark chocolate better but coffee is ok

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>>43880232
Stupid b/nigger lover...

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>43880232
The man does not understand the joy of choco-cats

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>>43879639
>before marriage, you and your wife always lived in a secluded area. now you two are going to see the world
>human girl wants to transform, but because of some funky mana shittery she has to hunt out a rare monster to do so
>order hero sets out to slay an ancient evil, instead turns into an awakening journey about how monsters are better than the order
>order hero sets out to FUCK an ancient evil. there is no awakening story, he is just incredibly horny.

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>>43879855
>Drinking coffee at a local cafe
>business looks good, thinking of hitting on one of the cute succ waitresses with a pink badge
>suddenly hear loud laughter
>across the establishment, a manticore and hellhound are loudly gossiping
>you can hear their racuous laughter and obsceneties ll the way from their table
>and clearly everyone else in the cafe can as well
>decide to tell them to quiet down
>as you get close a kiki waitress beats you to the punch
>"Excuse me, but you're so loud you're disturbing the other patrons. Could you please keep your voices down?"
>It's only for an instant but you catch the look in their eyes
>sheer terror
>they nod and mumble something as their ears flatten
>they proceed to daintily pick up and sip their tea cups before tipping the kiki waitress and shuffling out in a hurry
>huh, maybe you should ask this kiki out instead

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>donating to shrine box right in front of Ryu herself while she smiles and giggles at my charity
>"accidentally" drop my whole wallet into the box and need to slip my hands inside to get it back out
>use this as a chance to stuff way more money into my wallet than what I actually take out and donate when I fish it through
>leave the shrine while miss Ryu waves and thanks me and says to come again
>on my way out the Shirohebi maiden who was sweeping near the torii gate gives me this death glare
>scariest look I'd ever been given in my life
Shit, does she know?! Am I in a lot of danger right now?! Should I return what I stole to the Ryu and beg for forgiveness and hope she doesn't have me punished with tons of rape....?

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>>43880319
>>order hero sets out to FUCK an ancient evil. there is no awakening story, he is just incredibly horny
Adventurer anon but he's a specialist in clearing out horde types like goblins, devilbugs, p'orcs, etc etc
They call him the monster layer and his services are highly sought after by both monsters and orderite towns under attack as well

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>>43880315
I'm tired to see "choco" everywhere. I don't want to imagine them in my escapism world. I can understand the appeal, I like choco kot a lot a few years back.

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What's your waifu's battle theme song?

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>>43880347
just remember anon, in 2d land the choco girls dont come with a disproportionate crime rate.

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>>43880315
choco kat are the best flavor of cat
they are the best flavor of monster girl overall

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>>43880368
I know but it's too late, they have been spoiled for me, I just can't see one without getting angry, it's sad and pathetic. I will need a memory wipe or a really white neighborhood.

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>>43879879
No male teacher at any levels of education is safe from their monster students sending them horny messages.

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>>43880385
Its damn good, although in Winterstown, unless they're rocking the Yeti-arctic tan, you gotta go pale with bluish tints.

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>>43879639
A p’orc city holding its first annual greased pig / matchmaking festival where all the single, NEET, hikki p’orcs and anons are greased up and tossed into a pit known as the “Pig Pen”

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>>43880416
is choco kiki better than average pale kiki?

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>>43880392
Awaken your colonization instincts then at least on a sexual level you can get over this

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choco thighs

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>>43880449
Kikis are too high tier to be effected by a palette swap.
Its like how Goth Kiki and Tropical Kiki are so high up.

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>>43880490
>Tropical Kiki
Huh got any pics?

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>>43880455
I'm too tired anon, something must be broken in me. Pic like that >>43880467 or >>43880449 make me consider choco until my brain remind me of real choco and make me hate myself for thinking about it. I have brainrot

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What would happen if I just approached a random wild Shog and started petting her?

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>>43880490
what about satanist kiki?

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>>43880522
She will follow around and call you master

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>>43880500
Don't think so but imagine tan and with parrot colors.

>>43880523
rich reds, blacks, piercings, and potential demonic connections.
Extra rare ones actually have demon blood in them.

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>>43880522
>wild
You get eaten.

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>>43880530
sounds perfect, i bet satan kiki is a massive fucking chunni dork as well

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>>43880523
Wrong, I don't like that, she needs to be purified by a Christian priest ASAP

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I don't trust maid girls. They're far too autonomous for their supposed subservient nature. It seems fake.
Maybe a delinquent tsun Kiki would work, but a typical stoic one would freak me out. And don't even get me started on Shog.

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>>43880530
>Extra rare ones actually have demon blood in them.
Kiki with blue skin and black sclera would be very cute.

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Commissar Kiki is so strict and mean... one minor slip up and she'd send you to the gulag.

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>>43880578
stoic tsun tho.....

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>>43879565
There are benefits of being a Marine Biologist in monster girl world

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>>43880561
Exceptionally.
Many of them are able to cast minor cantrips that involve fire or have a small, imp familiar.

>>43880587
Exceptionally so.
They are still eager mades, even if they get extra bonuses from demonic heritage.

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>>43880598
Wish I was a marine biologist but I went to study literature instead...

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>>43880518
maybe all you need is a sweet chocolate loli? see if the parental instincts override the hate born from this world.
imagine this:
>portals open
>you cross over
>end up somewhere in the woods
>explore for a little bit, first monster you come across is a chocolate loli fox, she looks a little distressed.
>she only has one tail, so you know she's actually a kid.
>"hey mister, im a little lost. my parents ran off saying that some portal thingy was opening. can you please help me find my way back home?"
do you let hatred formed from the nature of this world consume you, or do you let the parental instinct in every man come out and suppress that hatred while you help a child in need?

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>>43880613
I don't like Loli but yes I will help her finding her parents or at least someone who can take care of her while ranting about niggers being terrible parents and such.

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>>43880606
What kind of literature do monsters even make? Is any of it not erotica?

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>>43880674
you would really do that to the poor child? rant about how her own parents are terrible people.
guess you really do need flayer treatment...

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so many old ladies walk around like this MGC
why?

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>>43880698
Not in front of her obviously but yes I will rant about that afterward a lot.also with the scenario you made I wouldn't be wrong

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wonderland but its choco day

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>>43880684
Probably a good chunk is coming of age and the hero's journey stuff

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>>43880726
Must be Easter when Jubs lay chocolate eggs.

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>>43880717
maybe her parents knew that it was a safe area of the woods, or they knew that someone would come through to help the little fox find her way back home.
they probably had obligations and got blind sided by the portals opening like they did.

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Can y'all stop feeding that mental case? Go to the meta thread you-know-where if you want to talk about blacks.

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>>43880726
>Choco chesh
>+10% sanity protection
>+20% Racism
>-15% TOM resistance
>Choco frenzy

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>>43880708
The tail just needs space, okay?

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>>43880684
>Magical*Baphomet series

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>>43880805
Truly an educational book.
Also weirdly popular with centaurs.

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>>43880810
You don't leave your fucking kid in the wood. What kind of absolute retard would do that?

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>>43880819
pretty easy to acheive with but a little hole, i think they want to get raped or something

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>>43880840
It builds character

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>>43880817
what about this one
also i have a feeling that they would be a uncle ruckus type

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>>43880896
>There is powerful nyaggatry at work here.

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>>43879565
>"Fear not Anons, reinforcements have arrived!"

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>>43880896
>Uncle ruckus type
>That ass
>The smile
Peepee big, racism healed.

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choco jubs tho

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>>43880925
I hate the the Antichrist I hate the the Antichrist I hate the the Antichrist I hate the the Antichrist

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i have a terminal cast of readfilename

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Who released to hag kots?

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>>43881037
dunno

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>>43881041
Damn hags with their damn grabbable bellies...

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>>43880925
I that what I think it is?

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>>43881014
I’m gonna colonize NotAfrica!

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>>43881055
u sure?

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>>43881065
Yes I will have a harem of just choco monsters.

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I prefer reverse choco, black fur but white skin. Do we have anything around that?

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>>43881086
Yeah but she's turned off by this whole conversation.

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y do i feel like monsters are getting the choco treatment as well speak, as in turning their skin darker from the ratas reporting in on the thread

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>>43881086
Holsts, black harpies, Malefs, what else?

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>>43881109
It's the other way around.
Chocolate Hazelnut Ratas are posting here

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>>43881125
wha...... no way lmao.....

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>>43881125
Must be dark skinned Malabar Ratas that are bigger than me, I need one.

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>choco mofu
Oh no
no no no no no no

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choco has infested my mind, i cannot stop lusting after it, help

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>>43881174
I bet the danukis are behind this.

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>>43881174
Give up and accept the love of your choco Automaton stalker anon. She wants to see her black tits covered in your cum.

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>>43881075
Sounds like you need to become the husband of a Pharaoh who worships Hathor. That’ll get you surrounded with soft choco wives.

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Choco, you say?

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>>43881466
This is the fabled shortstack

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>>43881468
Holy shit, sexxxxxxxcx. Also I want to fall into Chocodale, the town filled with only Choco monsters

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>buy a house with high ceiling
>have to deal with an arachne squatting on the ceiling

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>>43881518
Have you considered bonking her with a broom?

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>>43881518
You're not using that space.

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>>43881518
She sexually harasses all the other buggirls enough to make them leave me alone. If she wants some cuddles in exchange, that's fine.

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>>43881481
Imagine what would happen if she moved a little bit over and planted that plump ass in your lap completely. Nothing weird about a little buttjob between pals right anon? It’s not weird if she makes you cum.

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I dreamt about MGs for the first time in a long time. I was snowboarding down a Cliffside when I came on some Pharaoh having her way with a dude. I asked her where I could find a wife, and she pointed at a nearby cliff qnd told me to jump off it. I did, and as I was falling a red dragon picked me up. Then I woke up. Kinda sad now, I was just feeling her warmth when I woke up.

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>>43881663
She's also really useful for things like changing lightbulbs or the batteries on the smoke detector
>>43881771
These things happen in the course of human events

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how much shorter are you than your wife, im about half her height

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Can't stop thinking about Chisato when I look at the profile trumpart so I headcanon that she has similar personality.

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>>43882131
trumpant but gyaru and they are all cards with a queen of their suit controling them

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>>43879565
ded

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I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

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>>43882299
Buck naked is what you are, and on a blue board! Think of the advertisers!

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i wanty to have sex with jianghshis where are they?
https://files.catbox.moe/pl8qge.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

fucking zombies doesn't feel wight

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>>43882338
thats why you gotta fuck the zombie until she's just wight for you!

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>>43880831
I would so sniff Runya's breath so hard

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>>43882131
I wonder if you can level up a trumpart, say from 6 to 7, 7 to 8, and so on.

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>>43881781
What do you guys think the dream means? It's been stirring in my head all morning. Maybe the other side is letting me know I'll get what I need.

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>>43882503
The dream was just nonsense. Why would a red dragon be in a cold climate? Why would a Pharaoh? You're just a confused young man.

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>>43881781
>>43882503
>she literally told you the only hope is to kill yourself
maybe let that dream slide.

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>>43882589
>tfw no demon teacher gf

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I want a Lilim, Baphomet, Dragon, and Pharaoh to gently dominate me.

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>>43882553
She isn't wrong.if you wish to escape this hellhole

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>>43882641
I'm not a slut for powerful monsters or anything but that does sound nice

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>>43882736
yeah but this life is our only guarantee, it forces everyone into a shitty state of risking diving into a complete unknown or staying in this hellhole where we can at least indulge ourselves in fantasy.

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>>43882752
>Pro :
>Family
>Fear of god
>Cons :
>Everything else
You're not wrong but didn't we already had this discussion this week?

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>>43882745
They've been my favorites since their profiles came out. They're all I want. I don't know how I'd get them, but love would find a way.

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>>43882771
maybe? i cant remember. at this point everything is just merges into a fine blend of hell
the only thing im really staying alive for is my parents and brother, dont think i'll stick around much longer than them.
>fear of god
lol, lmao. he's the one who let this shithole get to its current state in the first place. all loving my ass, id rather suck a dick in hell than be in his fanclub.

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>>43882778
I heard indulging in otherworldly magics can attract them, it’s almost like a mating call to them.

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>>43882809
Maybe you should find a different religion then. Buddhism is pretty blatant about saying life is unsatisfactory. T. Pure Land Buddhist.

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>>43882815
Already doing that with Tantric Buddhism. Buddhist believe that the universe is completely unknowable in regards to its vastness. Therefore, it is more likely for MGs to exist than not.

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>>43882826
eh, id rather just see what comes after for myself rather than rely on some dead guys that probably did shrooms to "get in touch with god"
certainly beats restricting how you live because your religion MIGHT be right.

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>>43882951
You could look into occultism, it's a pretty personalized thing depending on what you get into. That's what I've been doing

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>>43883033
my current cope is slowly weaving together a fantasy world with entirely too many foxes (and several other custom made fantasy races)
but the setting is a little inappropriate to talk about here.

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>>43883033
What systems of Magick do you use? I've dabbled in Hermeticism myself, though I never got far.

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Some more of Arellit-chan by Yerbmeow
https://twitter.com/yerbmeow/status/1674804923190460416

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Real ded hours.

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Sleepy hours

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Is it offensive to tell a joke about pruning to a liliraune?

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>>43879800
Would love to see more dolled up Ushis

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Hagon this, hagon that...
What's wrong with dragons being tiny and cute?

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>>43879879
>zoomer foxes
kek, that idea is really funny to me for some reason

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>>43883477
>What's wrong with dragons being tiny and cute?
Absolutely nothing. I personally prefer them small and cute

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>>43883494
zoomer foxes!
watch out 'cause they're chasing the latest meme trend!
they're gunna force feed you shogace's birthday drink and watch you succumb to eldritch torment!

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>>43883553
>watch out 'cause they're chasing the latest meme trend!
This is what happens when people fuck too many Cheshires into the world

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>>43883145
Dabbling in everything but I have yet to perform even the most basic rituals yet, mostly out of fear of the consequences of getting caught by my family. Gotta shop around a bit, chaos and wiccianism seems to be the most popular among zoomers.

If the portals ever open I wonder if my interest in the occult would effect the girl I get, wouldn't be surprised if I got a creepy dark mage

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Post your best Bapho-chan pics please!

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>>43883642
What about just baphos?

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>>43883642
I'm pretty sure all of my bapho pics are NSFW

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>>43883700
Okay, I'll permit Runya and Shirokuto as well.

>>43883706
Stop being a coomerbrain, anon!
The best pics are the ones that show their innocence or appearance thereof.

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I made a deal with a lazy Kakuen. I let the monkey share my house with me, as well as the wi-fi and provide all her needs like food and in return she gives me a free mana mark that keeps all other monsters from making moves on me. We're not interested in sex wirh each other either, we're totally unattracted to one another so it works for me. She's like a pet, or a room mate. I get to keep my wizard powers and she gets to stay a NEET. Works out for us both, just have to be careful no Cupids notice.

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>>43883767
I'm reporting this to the emergency marriage services anon

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>>43883875
>Ywn get high ingesting sandworm spice (poop)

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I would never marry a Cupid, they're mean and quiet and I'll just block their arrows with a shield.

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>>43883864
Don't you dare! I have it so lucky right now with my pet monkey! Don't you dare ruin ir and make us have sex!

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>>43883910
Gonna stab myself with the loveless arrow thing

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>>43883767
>the two of you sitting on the couch, you're giving her a headrub
>suddenly a cupid swat team breaks into your house
>vibrant demon silver gun is pointed at your heads and your "head"
>"DICK! VAGINA! NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!"

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>>43883934
>be fox
>go for off meta ear build
>ear build is never used because of how absurdly broken dumping everything into tails is.
what a silly fox.

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Imagine standing 69 with a pear-shaped loli Lich, and standing anal plapping in a dozen different positions that makes her ass, thighs and tiny chest mounds ripple weightlessly.

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>>43883961
Sir, that's not Bapho-chan. That's a mystery bapho!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46JgvsaL2wE
>tfw when you find your ancient nine-tailed fox wife in the bedroom jumping on the bed and trying to dive into a white blanket as if it were snow

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>>43883966
everybody runs for the hills when they see a fluffy tail build. people dont know that ears gives fluffbrain too, so its much easier to trick them into touching them.

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Jokes on them, I put all my points into mofu resistance

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>>43883987
yeah but they dont provide enough fluff to maintain late stage fluffbrain debuffs, its impractical in the long term and is a noob trap.
its why the tail builds normally put one or two points into trickery and stealth, to get around that "run for the hills" effect.

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>>43883961

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>>43883997
then you dont mind taking the tail brushing quest right? its repeatable, and the exp and money reward scales with level~
>>43884007
theres lots of times where having a husband with latestage fluffbrain isnt ideal. its better to be subtle so they dont get targeted by anti-mofu activist.

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>>43883982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-bNVU0zCGU
>when you finally convince your hellhound wife to take a bath

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>>43883587
You might find good results in Tantric systems or Daoism. Those deal with spirits and gods a lot. Lots of visualizations and shamanic elements, and for both, if you use the bare minimum, you don't need ritual implements that your family can find.

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>>43883982
>got a reommendation of the difference between arctic, red and grey fox.
Damn now I have theurge to draw even more foxes, but I'll end up being a foxfag...

[Anonymous No.]

Give me some tales of pupy love in the sandbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43884035
Fat focks hag hands typed this post
I will not fall for your tricks!

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>>43879565

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>>43884035
>theres lots of times where having a husband with latestage fluffbrain isnt ideal
indeed, but thats why most endgame tail builds multiclass into support magic, it allows them the manipulate the debuff as needed.
>tricking the other guy
cmon dont do him like that, we all know that high levels cause all damage from any source to ignore some resistance. and since he only has mofu resistance he'll get one shot the moment that threshold is passed.

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>>43884066
>plump fox hag posting constant quests to quest boards about tail brushing
>has gotten several warnings from the guild that "urgent" is for life and death matters
>hasnt gotten anyone to do it yet
>but one day.

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>>43879879
wait if the spade is for blacked, whats the clover for? GAELIC'd?
She's got a stupid accent and is a roman catholic?
Get me a priest to make us one

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for saying that the clover now means garlic-ed
she's gunna eat a ton of garlic and then breath on you.
have a rotten day!

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>>43884081
>one day the quests stop
>guild gets concerned
>sends someone to check up on her
>is greeted by a tide of 10-15 minimofus

[Anonymous No.]

>Sips
>Yu Yu Hakusho was a good anime

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>>43884066
fine then you coward. can you go and bring this ancient evil to the ANRC(ancient evil reformation center) then? her evil is seeping into the land killing all the vegetation and it would be prime real estate otherwise. just unseal the pot and crack it open, its overkill anyway, so the rest of seals should hold while you carry her back to town. the reward is a pendant of shirohebi turning and 300k gold. dont worry about the "raid" tag next to it on your quest log, theres zero combat.

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>>43884120
I'm sure this young lady will cooperate just fine after a headpat or two

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[Anonymous No.]

I went to see the doctor today and she said she'll be keeping me under observation. At least mamono health care is cheap

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>>43879565
Hebizuri
https://files.catbox.moe/m4j545.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/j2bkf2.jpg

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>>43884120
>get into her shrine
>fuck, her mana is intense
>its like a mini dungeon in here but... inactive?
>there are plenty of traps, but none of them do anything.
>finally find the sealing room
>you have second thoughts about it, her mana is almost suffocating
>but eh... the pay is good enough
>break the pot and... shit.
>the runes on the floor and her aura are glowing violet, your max health and restraint are dropping since you are so close to her. it feels like her mana itself is trying to give you a mofu addiction!
>the rest of the seals are burning up, you HAVE to get out of here and warn the guild
>but now the traps are active with the same violet light. everything deals mofu damage!
>manage to get through the gauntlet with exactly one health and one restraint left...
>almost at the door!
>some iron bars slam shut, locking you inside.
>the fox teleports behind you, and she wants a hug.

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[Anonymous No.]

Why are undead waifus the best?
Be it a banshee, mummy, vampire, wight they are wonderfull one and all
ok maybe not the will-of-the-wisp but still

[Anonymous No.]

KC has gone two months without updating his website.
Is it, dare I say, over?

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>>43884193
you moron! i said unseal the pot first! whatever, bring her to the ANRC and get this over with. remember to apply to be her caretaker too. i doubt shes going to accept anybody but you.

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>>43884235
no can do im one of her pawns now, sorry anon.
best i can do is slowly replacing every member of the ANRC with evil enablers

[Anonymous No.]

Happiness is being squished underneath a soft hag

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>See a hag holding hands with a loli monster
>The hag is actually daughter, the loli is the mother
I'll never understand the monsters

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>>43884083
the leaf means canuck’d

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>>43884267
Time will tell if the daughter is just going through a phase or not.

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>>43884267
this is what we call an "embarrassment loop"
>daughter is embarrassed by her mother's loli form and mannerisms
>decides to be a megahag
>her daughter is embarrassed by her mother's megahag form and mannerisms
>decides to be a loli
>her daughter is embarrassed by...
and it continues on for the entire bloodline

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>>43884263
il tell you a secret Anon. the ANRC dosent actually do anything to "reform" ancient evils. they just give their husbands money for being with them. so really, the only difference is that you'll be her pawn AND get paid by the government. its a win/win

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>>43884300
shit really? uh oh.
let me uhhhh... one minute. i need to have a talk with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43884222
The undead family just happens to have a lot of cute girls, and the pale skin on most of them is quite exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

Little fox

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>>43884222
>Not will o wisp
Blasphemy, I sentence you to the rapie cagie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43884120
aight, so free old womn, prefect time to breed this old fox and see what happens when you put next to a cockatrice coop

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>>43884320
>>43884222
Fairskin is kino (at least for me) and dead broads will love you FOR EVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43879565
didnt think id ever see Yugioh here

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>>43883477

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>>43884338
anon, i think the blue gal needs to go the lich to get her legs fixed....

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>>43884165
Why are sneks the lewdest MGE girls?

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>>43884165
>she isn't coiling the human
That means there's still a chance to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43881740
>she always puts on this tough girl act but is a very sweet and caring person
cute dork alert

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>>43884413
Sorry anon, she's using level drain.

[Anonymous No.]

pick a monster, a color, and freckles or no

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>>43884455
Baphomet, orange, sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43884462
hairstyle, skin clolor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43884455
banshee, purple, freckles

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>>43884471
Could try pigtails maybe? And I'd go for white, but a choco baph works too.

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>>43884477
k, gimme some time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43884222
>vampire waifu tells you she was born in modern day USA
>still demand she dresses in Baroque style and speak with an exagerated hungarian accent

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43884455
Troll, black hair/pale skin, no freckles

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>>43884499
>troll
>no freckels
how homosexual are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are foxes so cruel?
>Have to go to the fox shrine everyday to leave fried tofu
>Damn foxes keep teasing me with their bodies
>Flashing their tits
>Rubbing up against me
>Stroking their soft fluffy tails on me
>Hiking up their kimonos and mooning me
>Had to hide my damn hard on with a book from the last one
>Now every time I go to them they keep asking me if their kimonos make their butts look big while pulling the fabric taught
>Sun bathing in string bikinis asking me to rub lotion on their backs
>Pretending to drop something and taking an extremely long time to pick it up wiggling their asses the whole time
>Asking me to help them stretch out during yoga just so they can rub against my dick

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>>43884513
this has a funny back

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>>43884513
Is her spine okay?

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>>43884513
just grope her once. she will just go "eep!" in a high pitched and get knocked out cold instantly. remember to tease her about it next time you visit her.

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>>43884513
>Now every time I go to them they keep asking me if their kimonos make their butts look big
tell them that it makes them look too fat.
this will totally have zero unintended consequences.

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>>43883108
Why is the setting inappropriate
Are you a futa fag anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Enemy reinforcements have arrived

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>>43884455
Alp rainbow yes

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>>43884549
god no, i hate futa. its just not a horny setting like MGE, or remotely similar and thus not appropriate to talk about here.

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>>43884567
anon, look at your hands. you can do it!

[Anonymous No.]

Damn burgerfoxes and their fucking 150% bodyslam damage bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43884619
>getting in range of a burger foxes bodyslam
how have you made it this far unmarried?

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>>43884567
I'd fuck an alp

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>>43884641
i would this tism horse girl

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>>43884635
Dodged em all
But now they're trying ambush tactics and my panic rolls will only get me so far

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>>43884641

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>>43884641
studies have shown the taller the girl, the less empathetic they are.

[Anonymous No.]

aside from holsts and minos, why are wurms the milkest monsters

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>>43884654
anon... you didnt give a burger to one, right?

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>>43879573
>Anon can't deal with the pressure of not having broskis
>Alps 3 months in and now all the MGs are upset

There clever plan so easily undone by spaghetti...

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>>43884455
Always wondered how a kraken in vaporwave blues/purples would look (freckles might be weird though)

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>>43884510
I'm just curious to see what one without freckles would look like. I personally am indifferent towards freckles..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43884669
No, is that bad?

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Personally, I really like the Dragon girl who lets me stay with her in her evil cave lair, she isn't a sex pest or a pervert and doesn't wear skimpy clothes unlike foxes or elves so I'm safe around her.

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>>43884680
have you never seen a squid or octopus?

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>>43884682
no, its good. giving them burgs is a marriage proposal. just keep dodging them, they will tire out eventually and go for easier prey.

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>>43884674
Turns out in an Almost all monster environment its good for mental health of boys to be in classes with at least a couple alps.

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>>43884639
Exactly 73.47% of this board would fuck an alp based on last week’s poll, to be precise

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>>43884700
sends 1000 burgs to a dungeon full foxes, anonymously.

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>>43884700
I actually got a burger earli

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>>43879565

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>>43884714
do you like your alps androgynous enough that they can disguise themselves as a guy

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>>43884718
nothing a little divination spell cant fix~

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>>43884718
>fox dungeon keeps getting anonymous fast food shipments
>poor anon goes to raid it with no clue
>gets swarmed by plump foxes
>absolutely smothered by meat and mofu.
>he was never heard from again

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>>43884732
Nah, then it’s inching back into gay territory

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>>43884739
I will not lose to the meatiest fockses

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>>43884691
If the freckles glow in the dark then they’d probably be cool

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>>43884714
I just can't get into alps. A woman that used to be a man. It just feels weird knowing that her mouth is/was a man's mouth. I just can't. It's way too homosexual for me to get into. All I can think of is an actual tranny, balding, poor style and makeup, and just knowing that that's what that alp used to look like; even if she's beautiful now, it's just too much to overcome. You can call me a homophobe or transphobe all you like; I just can't do alps.

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>>43884771
if you refuse their blessing then they will just become meatier until you succumb.

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>>43884641
Horses are better with four legs

[Anonymous No.]

>Shitposting on the internet
>splitting headache as a tear in reality opens in your room with a sickening crack
>Cat falls out onto your bed
>The hole folds into itself
And just like that, you are now a Tom.

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>>43884779
The trannies you’re describing don’t actually want to be women—they just want the “trans” label to compete in the oppression olympics and force their way into female spaces. Alping would be a punishment for them, not an endgame.

The less-common femboys with genuine dysphoria (rare as they are) are the type that’d end up alping. If it’s still too gay for you, it’s understandable though.

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[Anonymous No.]

A Cheshire but she's grey and white and depressed instead of colorful and mischievous because she lost her sense of humor in a literal sense thanks to a curse put on her by an angry Pharaoh. She just floats around lazily and says things like "What's the point...?"

Could you fix her?

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>*sigh* "Anon is soooo cool and dreamy!"

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>>43884838
Unsmugging a memekot by cuddling her tight and telling her you genuinely love her so much while kissing her forehead

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>>43884851
>a memekot with nothing to lose
thats not gunna end well for the pharaoh when i make her realize she still has her powers.

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>>43884851
We're going on an adventure to get cheshire's purple back!

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>>43884851
we gonna go holst tipping and pulling on monkey tails

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>>43884864
>she was given a second chance
>somewhere in Nevada...

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>>43884851
Perhaps I can't get her memes back, but I can still make her feel loved

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>>43884851
im going to spank that pharaoh till that chesh gets her color back

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>>43884838
>DL decided its easier to drop wives on people or pull people through instead of a full on invasion
>wockfag's poor pelvis
>the wurm dropped above the roof
>the guy who wanted a sandworm... in the middle of a city
>the anxiety ridden pharaoh dropped into a sitcom (she uses god voice to stun millions of people across the globe)
>the guy scared of spiders dropped into an arachnid nest
>DL then decides to go through with a regular invasion after the first few thousand complaints.

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>>43884908
>get dropped headfirst into the hagzone
WAIT NO-

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>>43884921
you think thats bad?
imagine the poor guy that wants a kot, and his soulmate is right in the middle of a cait's royal court.
that would absolutely devolve into a fight between the kot and the cait.

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>>43884908
>Unicorn anon has her land right on top of him shattering his bone(r)s
>she has to heal him back to full

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>>43884932
i think for all centaurs in general it would be fitting to drop the anon onto her back. rather than pull her through.
nothing beats riding your wife through the country side as a first encounter.

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>>43884851
Pin her down on the bed with her arms above her head and whisper loving things in her ears

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>>43884908
I'd probably be bedridden, literally, for weeks before I could do anything. Wives I want are Baphomet, Pharaoh, Dragon, and Lilim.

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>>43884956
>since a bapho is in the mix the four are all part of the sabbath
>you think you will be crippled but you actually are just mildly uncomfortably as they sort themselves out and untangle eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

Pharaohs are just magical black women.

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>having heart to heart moment in living room with the imp you fell in love with
>caressing her soft pink hair and whispering nothings into each others ears while her tiny little wings and spade tail wiggle
>kissing her deeply and proclaiming your love to her and that you and her will get married and live happily ever after
>suddenly knock on the door
>tell her you'll be right back
>go answer it
>yfw three 7 foot talls mfers in white plate armor trimmed with gold and ominous blue and black capes standing outside
>this guy in front of you has a zweihander and he has to lean down to come eye to eye with you
>behind them you notice a small army of soldiers in chainmail being assisted by valkyries rummaging the whole village, and a few houses are on fire, arrests being made
>"Good evening sir. We Paladins represent Her Holiness' righteous Inquisition and have been sent to do... Heheh, inquisitorial things. you see."
>"You're not harboring any MONSTERS are you?"
>your wife to be asks loudly 'Honey, who's at the door?'
>sweat running down your forehead at how grimdark everything just became all of a sudden when the paladin guys asks
>"Perhaps you wouldn't mind if we came inside and took a quick look around now, would you? Used some spells to ensure there's no traces of Demonic activity here?"

What would you honestly do?

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>>43884945
More like bucked off. You can't just drop anon in the Enchanted Forest or The Steppes onto some unsuspecting proud centaur lass. Especially The Steppes! They'll enslave him for the whole tribe instead of him getting a waifu!

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>>43884921
You are banished to the Snake Pit!

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>>43884851
All I can offer her is empathy and hugs.
>>43884975
Slam the door on them before they finish the first sentence and call the cops on them if they don't fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885024
Not the hebis...

[Anonymous No.]

Post your bustiest trolls please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43884975
pull out the good old alpinator 9000
and start blasting, also blast you too

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>>43884966
I wouldn't want them all to be Sabbath. That would be even worse long term, the fivesomes would be never ending. Always group sex with those Sabbath types. I want my Baphomet to be part of the forbidden Onee Sabbath and worship Chiyo-Nee as an incarnation of Shub-Niggurath.

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>>43884975
>you already have some mana within you from intimate actions with the imp
>notice the person right behind the guy is a valk
>they also both have wedding rings on
well, guess there is only one real option now isnt there?
surely mr. grimmy grim paladin wouldnt mind if he understood his opposition a bit better.

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>>43884975
Realistically, tell them one moment and shut the door. Go grab wife and run out of the back door and run like hell to get away into the woods. Come back hours later whenever it's safe, a Lilim and extremists will probably come soon enough to rescue the town from the Order, with some Liches or Wisps to revive anyone who was killed. I'll probably come back to see the paladins all taken prisoner by Succubuses.

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>>43884851
Start a youtube channel with her with "it's just a prank bro!" type content. The depression and cynicism will turn to cynicism and mischievousness, her hair will turn to a light shade of purple and a slightly darker gray. Then the pranks gets less intense, and she starts to see humor again, cynicism and mischievousness turns into mischievousness and amiable, her hair color turns to a slightly darker purple and a dark gray. Eventually, we pull off the greatest prank and gets millions of views and he returns to her old self. Her hair back to a dark purple and black color. With a smug so big that shouldn't even be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
(Protect us who are thanking for this thrifty life)
O terra nostra, dona nobis perpetua bona
(Oh land of ours, grant us the perpetual goods)
O calida lux quae regulat matutinam quietem
(Oh warm light which sets the morning hush)
Dormientem illuminat, o caelum nostrum
(Illuminate the sleeping ones, oh heaven of ours)

Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
(Protect us who are thanking for this thrifty life)

Dona nobis perpetua bona, o terra nostra
(Oh land of ours, grant us the perpetual goods)
Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
(Protect us who are thanking for this thrifty life)
Dona nobis perpetua bona, o caelum nostrum (4x)
(Oh land of ours, grant us the perpetual goods)

Dona nobis perpetua bona (2x)
(Grant us the perpetual goods)

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off
faggolia
now i will go back to eating out some old fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43884588
Ahhhh, I get it, a lot of my fantasies aren't even horny that much now

[Anonymous No.]

Post your bustiest trolls please!

[Anonymous No.]

no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885115
summer troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885115
How would a Troll react if I slapped the top of her boobs to make them jiggle for fun?

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>>43884779
That shit makes it even hotter for me personally, especially if I make them a submissive pet or something y'know? If I ever get a harem in MGE, I will find an alp who will be the bottom bitch of the harem

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>>43885131
Depends if you're married to her or not.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/s7zx9t.png
Too lewd for the thread.

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>>43885105
>come back, mr grimfuck is the biggest whiner and his new valk wife is already loaded with mana
>"so thats why its important for you to make sure to fuck him every. single. day"
>"huh. i see..."
>"NO NO NO NO IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SUPER EPIC AND COOL LIKE ALL THOSE GRIMDARK STORIES I WROTE FOR /TG/!"
>"that behavior will just melt away!"
>"mhmmm. i get it! thank you ms succ!"
>"CMON YOU REPRESENT THE CHIEF, RIGHT? YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS TO ME!"
>"dont be such a baby mr 'paladin', you'll understand our blessing soon enough. you'll be able to 'slay' your terrible monster wife every single night."
>"also should have read the source material, fag. you might appreciate what we have to offer more."

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43885159
Need a gummy worm Sandworm.

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>>43884980
eternal misery of being a communal slave and having no wife, makes my pp hard

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>>43885181
If it happened in real life you would be sad I guarantee.

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>>43885175
>candyland realm
>most monsters are some kind of sentient sweet and can conjure the material they are made out of from thin air, non-sweet monsters are plump and know how to bake REALLY well
well anon, would you dare to enter candyland?

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>>43883467
I almost used that same image for my post, but I wanted a more "before" look. There's no limit to the amount and kinds of ushis I want to see, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885212
I’m definitely raiding candy land and stealing all the plump momsters I can

[Anonymous No.]

>Ḣ̷͇͇̳̺̳̟͊́o̸̰͔͚͎͚̯̾̏̆ẘ̸̨̡̮͎̤̘̣̜̙͚̓͗̏̊̂̉͒̇͒͒̎̔͜ͅ ̵͈̀̀̇̌̀͝ẁ̶̧̨̛̥͍̬͍̝̩̮͈̞̯̖͎͕̉̓̆ã̷̧̧̨̡͚͖͕̞͇̝̩͚̳̞̀̈́̿̔̒̐̀͘s̴̨̤̻̪͖̖͕̦͍̜̺̹͒̒̎̌̓̈́̋̿̀̇ ̶̱͇̭̦͚̱̤̳̫͚͙͓̓͝y̶̢̤̱͙̝̹̯̱̎̀̂̿̿͌̀̐̃͊ö̶̪̣̤́̀͛ų̶̟̹͓̩̮͈̭̖̆͑͒̀͛̈̐̆͒r̶̡̨̨̮̪̤̺̗͇͆̇͗̏̍̋̏̃́̿́̒͒͘ͅͅ ̶̧̞̱͓̫͙̜̝̤̆̈́̑̄̈̀͆̓̍̽̿̈d̸̢̜̬͔̭̳̺̜̳͖͉͚͊̊̒̒͛̑̀̿͘a̸̼̠̫̮͌͂͗̓͜y̷̝̬͔̥̳͍͚͖͈̟̩͐̐̒̓͜͠?̶̨̨̡̢̡̻̖͎̖̭̝̫̪̒̐̋͛̀̓̐̾͑̿̓͝͝͠
̵̖͕͓͇̥̑̈́͛͆͘

>Oh, you don't look too good. Would a blowjob make you feel better?
Never trust a chesh. They are chaotic forces given form.

[Anonymous No.]

>I’m gonna rip apart your ship and drop you into the abyss if you keep mocking me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Other anons have to sacrifice nothing for their waifus

Waterbro and plantbro solidarity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885228
i genuinely dont trust the static chesh, it feels like she's from something worse than the abyss.
like some kind of cosmic prison that was meant to stay locked up and away from the rest of us.

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>>43885238
If you fuck her do you become static mist that surrounds her body that is continuously trying to enter all her holes?

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>>43885219
>he thinks he can leave the realm of pure temptation, sweet delights, and innocent little sins.
what a poor fool, you'll get "just one more sweet?"ed all the way to the sweet plump monster's bed and turn her into a momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885247
Nah, your dick just feels all tingly for a bit, like when your leg falls asleep.
Also you can start to understand her better when she does that thing with her voice that makes the back of your eyes itch

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>>43885202
Well not in MGE since they would all be your wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885254
That’s lame I wanted to become a lewd version of a stand for a Cosmic Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885228
But Miss Chesh is the world's most sexiest mamono!

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>>43885216
>There's no limit to the amount and kinds of ushis I want to see, tho.
I heavily agree. Wild and shaggy Ushis are classic. Although, what you just posted is the perfect form of all Ushis.

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>>43885248
I can if I use my harley

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885216
I can only think this is a unique demon realm beast when I look at that image. That there is some demon realm beasts out there that take on the physical traits of Mamonos somewhat, making hybrid animals in the process.

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>>43885238
Look, cosmic prisons found in the fundamental building blocks of reality are a lot like faucets. Sometimes they leak, but what is leaking out isn't THAT bad, probably, it's just water, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to race acrosss MGE upon an iron steed, one with 2 wheels an engine and Ana
Amazing purr

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885289
i dunno, i just think fucking a memekot that came from the darkest pits of the reality that were meant to stay sealed off is dangerous.
doesnt help that she appears to corrupt any object she touches...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885317
Fuck the distorted meme cat to restore reality anon be the hero we need!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885317
Look, you're worried about nothing. But if she really were so dangerous, wouldn't it be better to keep her in sight instead of letting her wander about as she pleases?

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>>43885344
i guess you're right but i dunno, its just getting really annoying having to run across the house because that faggot kot touched all the toilet paper in the bathroom and now i cant interact with it.

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[Anonymous No.]

Angels are sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885212
This place will be raided by the gremlins. I can see it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885212
Sour liquid slime girl when

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885378
You take that back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885408
Never, they're even more perverted than any demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885364
>Walk into room
>Static cat walks in after
>She grabs the door handle
No way you are leaving that room until you acclimate. And she knows just the way to speed the process up

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to take my pregnant Angel wife with me on a pleasant stroll through the park to get some sun and have a picnic while the tiny halo floating over her belly gets brighter and watch the virgin Succubi and Demons in public all stare with jealousy riddled faces as me and my Angel wife smugly hold each other's hands! They're going to fume so, soo hard at the lack of purple and red and evil colors on me and my golden and pale beautiful wife!

[Breathfag No.]

>sniffing and licking danuki armpits
What have you done to me, Anon?
Why can't I get this idea out of my head?

This is severely depraved...
No. I can't fall like this. It's wrong.

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>>43885498
>anon thinks
>instead, a week later, the "seething demon" now has the same golden/pale color scheme as the angel
>her horns are even glowing like a halo
whoops! mamano mana moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Too many CATS in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Ushi has a pet kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885529
Message received loud and clear.
Posting more cat

[Anonymous No.]

All kots are good kots, but I'm a sucker for black sclera.

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>>43885538

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>>43885542
Listen, infernal and demonic breeds are great.
Always good templates.

So is Divine as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Why baphos don't have cool hats like witches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885593
She has skull orniments.
A hat would clash with that.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate summer

[Anonymous No.]

i want to rape monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885514
>>43885498
You know, sex under the sheets with the lights off seems silly with a glowing body parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885529
Caturday came early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885652
>No shortstack Nekomata with massive tits.
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

Would ushi-onis look nice if they had red or blue skin instead of green skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885654
Always shoving her large ass in your face and demanding rubs and food. Built like an absolute unit but still light enough to pick up as she is a short.

[Anonymous No.]

Ass > Tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885661
If she's anything like my cat, she will lay face to my face on my chest when she wants food.
>"Hey....Hey Anon get me some food...Hey....I can't reach it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885670
She needs both, a big fat ass and big old tiddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885670
Agreed, love bottom heavy little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>when you like Unicorn because she's a cute chaste maiden to have a cute kid with but also really really really like sleep

I wish I had that image, the one of "The type of tired that sleep won't fix", because I don't think something could embody how I feel better than that. I just want to sleep forever, follow my nap with a catnap, and then wake up just in time for night so I can get a good night's sleep before greeting the morning sun just to sleep in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885656
Miss Ushi's color palette is basically black-and-green with a splash of red in her seal and gold in her eyes. Change her to red or blue and that all still works. Maybe she'd wear a purple seal if she were red to give it more "pop".
But I think every color of Ushi would look nice, even black-and-white!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885656
chocolate ushis work well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885702
Ushis feel like a species where adding templates or mixes would make them more vulnerable to things rather than less vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885731
in b4 ushi-lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885744
See, that feels more like a lim upgrading into an Ushi but thats also like, THE pure upgrade species just for massive stat boosts.

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[Anonymous No.]

I made the mistake of walking past my window after getting out of the shower and now the monster neighbors are pressed up against it trying to see more. It's starting to fog up a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885744
already happened

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43885791
Yeah, I know, but I was too lazy to go find it myself. Also, more evidence that a palette-swapped Ushi still looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885791
>Some Lim that lives out in Zipangu
>Decided to give the rampaging monster things a try and rule from the mountains, performing a ritual to get a partial Ushi transformation going.
>Now has nearly maxed physical and magical stats.
>"Yeah, I did enjoy the rampaging for a bit but then it just got...really boring. So now I'm just enjoying my time building an oni village!"
>Is basically doing a city builder in the mountains now.

[Anonymous No.]

The Abyssal Empire will rise again and take over the seas, then after that the lands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885815
>eventually decides the oni village is practically perfect.
>she looks to the recent development of various fox subcultures from several ancient evils fucking their husbands nonstop and creating villages of like-minded and like-gened individuals.
>audibly hmmmmms when she realizes she could have some fun by messing with them.

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>>43885840
>"Hmmm, I do have some of the gals working in the mines but that alcohol is damn expensive... Maybe I could force tribute from someone?"
>"It would be a bit thuggish but it does fix the husband issue as well."
>"OH! I can even try and get some of the girls into blacksmithing and maybe get Oni Samurai! That sounds like a pretty fun build."
>"Then we could expand down the mountains and get a little village going in the woods for some lumber and other fun stuff."
>"....And I swear if that fox tries to 'convince' the shogun to raid me again I'm going to launch a raid right on the capital as I just want to build things in piece!"
>"I mean, outside of the occasional caravan raid."

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>>43885926
wanna be captured by an alraune so bad

[Anonymous No.]

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>>43885926
I love alarunes, imagine being pulled into their flower while their pheromones overwhelm you slowly

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You aren't supposed to fuck plants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885991
Fuck plants marry plants impregnant plants raise a plant family love plants

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885991
Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885991
Plants make our oxygen though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885991
Not gonna fuck a plant, but once she gets processed into nachos, I make no guarantees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886009
TPM (total plant marriage)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886026
I'm going to fuck that weird spider woman
I hope nothing weird happens to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885991
Cum makes plants grow believe it or not
>>43886071
You're going to get nacho cheese on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43885981
That's what I like about them- stopping to chat with one for a while and rebuffing her advances 'till the pollen in the air starts to make your head fuzzy and make you feel all lonely and needy...
Then when she invites you into her petals again you don't protest quite as much as you normally do; she holds out her arms and says "C'mere, baby..." with a knowing smile and when you stumble into her arms despite yourself she doesn't give you another opportunity to regret it, pulling you into her flower where the sweet, heady smell of her pheromones is so strong you can't think about anything but her and how pretty and nice she is, giving her the perfect opportunity to kiss you until your brain fizzles out and you two can consummate your marriage, completely blissed-out, in the confines of her petals.
That's how they get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886085
Nachussy here I come

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You aren't ready for this fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886157
I could take them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886157
but I could choose to get instalossed by their combo mount attack, which would be funnier. just a few years in pandemonium in an extended marriage and honeymoon cutscene and then back to the adventure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886157
I've been preparing for this fight for a long time

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that doppelgangers are meek, sensitive girls when their cover is blown. Which means it make take her some time to get used to you wanting to 'have fun' with an Amazonian version of her normal figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886181
In a fight right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886157
I don't want to fight them. I want to have sex with them.

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>>43886125
Yes this is exactly what I like about them too, especially if the pheromones effect you even worse when you're in the petal itself. Like the one in MGD where you're unable to even think about anything but her, and just falling head over heels in love unable to resist or stop yourself in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886157
y fight, i just woke up. where am i?

[Anonymous No.]

Just watched a video about the Rammstein stuff going down, and can't help but think about alternate MGE reality. Grooming really either wouldn't be a thing, or would become a respected profession, I think, given that the setting effectively eliminates all the trafficking aspects to it.

Either that or backstage afterparties are still a huge thing full of drugs and sex and naive young boys and bands just have a stupid high turnover rate for members as they effectively leave the tour after one show to get married. Either one's an interesting scenario. At any rate, I don't think traditional western bands would exist in the setting, but be formed under a more eastern idol structure where members can come and go frequently, with the focus of the identity being on the group rather than any one individual.

[Anonymous No.]

dead hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886125
>Feeds you nectar nice and slowly
>Vines holding you nice and secure
>Gently smiles, never breaking eye contact
>Stroking your back and head as you fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886303
i want it...

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be the rare young boy raised in hagville
>tfw ywn be pampered
>tfw ywn be called cute
>tfw ywn call your teacher mom by accident
>tfw ywn cause your classmates and teacher to lactate
>tfw ywn find it normal to eat food and then grab a monsters titty to drink
>tfw ywn find it natural to hold out a cup to a monster when your thirsty

[Anonymous No.]

Mamono teachers would probably get a lot of mileage out of you accidentally calling them 'mom'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886335
example pls

[Anonymous No.]

There is a chesh loose somewhere in your home
Nothing seems amiss...yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886365
Is that why my chocolate bar disappeared
Wait can cats have chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886378
>Can cats have chocolate
When wonderland fuckery gets involved, who knows what will happen

[Anonymous No.]

Why are monsters such pedophiles? Why do they constantly go for clearly underage men, and men that are younger by the monster by a very big margin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886390
it's the natural order of things, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886409
who installed the ouuuuuh.exe onto automaton-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want a happily ever after, if I get a monster girl I'm gonna run away and fuck another one, then another and then another, and repeat until i die.

[Anonymous No.]

Me explaining to a Dark Mage that she's just a human with magic and a funny hat and not a real monster so therefor she cannot make my dick rise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886446
>Anon was blasted with enough charm and sensitivity boosting spells to cum from her whispering in his ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886248
>Either that or backstage afterparties are still a huge thing full of drugs and sex and naive young boys and bands just have a stupid high turnover rate for members as they effectively leave the tour after one show to get married. Either one's an interesting scenario. At any rate, I don't think traditional western bands would exist in the setting, but be formed under a more eastern idol structure where members can come and go frequently, with the focus of the identity being on the group rather than any one individual.
Silly Anon. If anything, even if human male boybands or any musician band group of young (single) musician men suse the Eastern/Asian Idol Structure. That will not make them immune to "graduating", leaving the band, or even getting sexual with their female human and or Monstergirl fans. I think the individuals who do meet the "lucky" female fans and get down and dirty with them end up forming a harem of their most dedicated and loyal of female fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886535
>If anything, even if human male boybands or any musician band group of young (single) musician men suse the Eastern/Asian Idol Structure. That will not make them immune to "graduating"
No, but the point is the "Choir boys" can still continue on tour after singer no. 37 get swapped out for 38.

Also I was thinking more monstergirl idols, not men

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Kej.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear that big extremist metal band that's coming to town is giving out a free backstage pass to one lucky guy who can answer some trivia questions

[Anonymous No.]

i want to wake up in creepersales
where all the gloomy, creepy, and hikineet monsters live

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886248
Grooming occupying the forefront of your mind is a sign of intense brainrot, and Rammstein's Engel contains footage of a graped Pharaoh. You cannot change my mind on this.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to come to terms with the fact that I'm hornier than my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887050
>Cat trying to sleep
Perfect for bothering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43886961
>Grooming occupying the forefront of your mind is a sign of intense brainrot
What? Are you disagreeing it happened or just that acknowledging it is brainrot?
>You cannot change my mind on this.
3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887072
Good way to get her to nibble on you, bothering a sleeping critter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887117
Biters get the gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887117
That's it, she's going back to the animal shelter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887117
>attempt to try out anime stretchy meat at your local grill
>wendie keeps trying to nibble on you when you try to take a bite
>only lets you take a bite when she is offered a bite first

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887117
>Werecat cashier asks you to pet
>She starts to purr after less than a minute of petting
>Bite you for no reason
I run away crying, monster are evil and I forgoty tendies at the shop. I'm sobbing

[Anonymous No.]

what's your opinion of shark toothed girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887243
Shark teeth are peak character design

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887117
Human tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887243
>>43887253
+300% kissability

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters would probably propose to human males with wedding rings in public far more than human males actually do.

[Anonymous No.]

You'll lost to porcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887507
They've invited themselves into my onsen without paying.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Caturday, Tom. What did you get your Molly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887467
>present wife her ring
>gold band with a diamond
>wife gives you your ring
>Rainbow metal band enchanted with illumination 6, homewrecker ward 5, telepathy, and an emergency teleport charge
>alerts your wife whenever a woman is within 2 meters of you
>says her hebi friend hooked her up with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887523
cats are dorks

[Anonymous No.]

White Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887559
horny oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887571
Big oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887559
>>43887571
>>43887641
Are you sure this is an oni and not some kind of maritime vessel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887646
It's a big girl who is a funny color with a horn

Sounds like an oni to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887659
Seems legit

[Anonymous No.]

Wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887523
New ribbon, summer hat and a summer dress for my flying Molly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887711
Must be cool having a firefighter wife, using any opportunity to princess carry you.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster flashes her tits at me in attempt to seduce me
>cover her up with my jacket instead and make her frown
>she tries to kiss me
>dodge it
>she tries to hug me
>only let her hug my back
>she's at her breaking point
Dumb monsters don't understand the importance of being chaste. Anyone else driving Monsters to insanity by shooting down the moves they make constantly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887545
Eheh

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>>43887523
A burnt city...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43888078
How very French of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43888011
Does she need help getting "dressed" in all that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43888181
No, but as a Canadian, she'd like you to pick up some "All-Dressed" potato chips while you're out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43888552
That's not the biggest or fattest vore monster I've ever seen