Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Wha...?

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[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43870586
this but armpits instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43870586
VPN or mobile?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43870601
You may be onto something, anon. I'm intrigued. I've never thought about sniffing danuki armpits. As long as she showers regularly though.

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>>43870604
Did he finally get banned? I didn't see mass deletions on him like with schizo mick, just arbitrary random ones depending on who handles the report

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>>43870636
I browse 4bans from time to time and happened to see it.
http://185.10.68.107:1776/?com=breath&board=%2Fjp%2F&rule=spamming
( https://files.catbox.moe/pqteiz.png - screenshot of the above for those who don't want to follow the link cause it looks fishy)
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=true&search_text=&search_username=breathfag&search_datefrom=2023-06-26&search_ord=old

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>>43870650
Oh so he does get banned for those shitposts, just keeps ban evading. Always assumed jannies only deleted and warned him.
Evading bans is trivial if you have dynamic IP.

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>>43870650
I know this may sound like bullshit, and I don't expect anyone to believe this. But there are at least 2 others who post with this name. One is malicious, the other often beats me to making the danuki post. Well, I assume they're 2 different people. Could just be 1 other. I don't know.

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>43870712
>One is malicious
You are all malicious though, otherwise you'd be at least using a tripcode to avoid making a mess with imposters.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder, since mice girls are said to be among the most common monsters because they're extremely breedable, does that extend to Dormice? Can you take care of that many sleepy daughterus?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43870767
Probably. Dormice would be rare in that they really only exist in Wonderland, so they're location exclusive. But in Wonderland, they're probably the most common monster alongside jubjubs

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>>43870712
Still pretending it wasnt you who got caught posting scat, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

So did the last thread have an accidente or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43870839
Just dead hours I think.

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>>43870861
Odd, mustve gotten back on just as it was getting archived as it wasnt up nor in the archive at the time
Figured they ultimate purge finally happened

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>>43870712
Just stop posting and the impostors will stop after a while. We heard your bullshit loud and clear the first time, and we care about it as much now as we did at that time. That is, we don't care at all.

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>>43870866
There's usually a delay between when a thread is bumped off the catalog and when it gets listed in the archive, so that part is pretty normal.

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>>43870839
It was well past bump and /jp/ was unusually active in having new threads made, just a normal occurrence

[Anonymous No.]

Desert Runaway Golemeon?

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>>43870832
what a cute little fox, id definitely pamper her.

[Anonymous No.]

Is stamp collecting still a thing? People don't even send letters anymore

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>>43870990
>call me heavy one more time and I’ll sit on your face

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Rubbing myself all over a hag like a housecat!

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What does shog maid/wife do when masta isn't around (work, etc)? Also, do shogs sleep? It would be weird to sleep with one knowing they are always fully awake.

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>>43871076
People do still send packages. Beware of any large package from someone you don't know, especially if the address is in Wonderland.
>>43871098
I hope they do sleep so I get to wake up to her still sleeping in my arms.

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>>43871076
you still need stamps to send deliveries

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>>43871076
>Tfw no Rata will autistically show you her stamp collection and go over the history of every single one

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>>43870990
I want Golems and Automatons pimped out to look like iconic mecha.
>Ideon
>RX79 Gundam
>Giant Robo
>Getter Robo
>Eva units
>Mazinger

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>>43871354
>Eva Units
So, you want a golem to dress like your mom?

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>>43870581
Okay meme time. How would fare in consuming the McDonald's Grimace Birthday Milkshake? I ask because Im worried of the upcoming 665th Mamono and Order Ceasefire Agreement Talks and the caterer of the whole event is providing literally the McDonald's Grimace Birthday Milkshake as a beverage for the event. Hopefully fantasy RPG humans and the monstergirls ain't gonna be affected by the Grimace Milkshake's nefarious effects.

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>>43871376
Eva units, not Absolute Units.

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>>43871438
The caterer should be providing Shog shakes; they're cheaper AND healthier because they contain real purple.

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>>43871438
>>43871484
I just inject my purple

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>>43871484
I will not drink the shog
I will not drink the shog
I will not drink the shog
I will not drink the shog
I will not drink the shog

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>>43871484
>mcdonalds grimace purple: yucky, artificial, causes terrible ends
>mamano's shog purple: yummy, all natural, makes you stronger

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>>43870712
Just use a tripcode

[Anonymous No.]

how easily can monsters be turneed to cows with big tits and thicc bodies?

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>>43871484
The forbidden Lean

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>>43871484
people still misinterpret this drawing is about drinks
it's probably better this way

[Anonymous No.]

How many monsters go moo ?
Can a wurm go moo

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>>43871893
EXPLAIN

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>>43871984
Anyone can parrot a noise, but does it come from the heart?

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>>43872001
a wurm moos from the heart

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>>43871893
Is it about food? Lube? Drugs?

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>>43871984
all monsters will moo... given enough burgers.

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>>43871984
Yes but mostly just Holstaurs and Minotaurs

[Anonymous No.]

What will happen to me if I'm homeless in MGC and use barrel fires for warmth and sleep on park benches with newspapers for cover?

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>>43871984
In due time all will moo, the plan is almost complete.

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>>43872275
you'll wake up in a hag's house to the smell of breakfast.

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>>43871893
Are you implying it's canned shog? In any of the possible interpretations

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>>43872275
You'll die alone because nobody wants to touch a smelly degenerate hobo, not even the least sane monster.

[Anonymous No.]

jubbity wubbity lovity cummity insidity my wifey ifey 4 lifey

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>>43872396
I didn't know rapping is a good way to court Jubs.

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>>43872429
>simple rhyming equates to rapping these days

fuck off

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>>43872452
damn, hit a sore spot

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>>43872275
>Hooh? You're entering OUR territory without any cheese to pay the tribute? You got balls, human
You're playing with the rats, the rats

[Anonymous No.]

consider cat cops

[Anonymous No.]

>>43871098
Communion with the daughterus.

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>>43872275
The homeless woman who keeps you company at night would be odd. Bright red eyes, sharp canine teeth, and a bizarre amount of jewelry for someone without a home.

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>>43872521
Cats are chaotic evil, they can't be cops

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>>43870581

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>>43872586
Girls are very scratchy anyway, right? So this is fine

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>>43872521
Fuck the police

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>>43872275
>get snatched up by some pidgeon harpies and taken to their coop

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>>43871076
As a profitable hobby with big money for rare stamps ? Nope, had a boomer relative die who had sunk thousands into trading for rare sets etc - in settling his estate, they were now worthless as new generations dont collect them.
Parcels now mostly get a 'paid' label rather than a dozen $1stamps all over, so actual stamps are for letters, and theyre dying out.
>funko-pops in a generation will be just unwanted recycling plastic.
That Hag TismWan or MereLizard thinking theyre rich sleeping on a hoard of old stamp albums will be disappointed, so you better 'take responsibility' when she hears the bad news.

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>>43872353
Is it shogg-daughters sent out as "Shogg-in-a-Cup-Onahole"?
Sold behind the counter in dodgy Tanuki smut-shops.
That would ensnare many new Anon Mashtahs.

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>>43870581

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>>43872384
And that's how Anon got his fated Akaname waifu.

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>>43870738
>imposters
Sus

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>>43871984
Sure, if a monster has tits waaaay bigger than the average of her species chances are she has some cow ancestry and the moo can be triggered if the boobs are teased enough

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to devote myself to my job as a steelworker working over 50 hours a week so I'm always coming home so late it's midnight by the time I get inside. That way if I'm married to my job then I won't have time to marry a Monster and I can just love off of TV dinners.

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>>43873001
>married to my job
thats a good line of thought to get married to your boss, anon.
and she'll hate you so much for working yourself so hard that she'll fire you on the spot so you have to be a house husband!

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>NO JERKING OFF: all your seed belongs to your wife
>NO BEING A NEET: you now have the perfect wife, time to work on being a good husband
>NO BEING SAD
>YOU WILL HAVE A LOVELY FAMILY
YOU WILL BE HAPPY

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>>43871484
Kiki forgive me, for I must slurp the purp

[Anonymous No.]

welsh wight that claims to have met King Arthur and is a Saberface

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>>43873072
Mordred please.

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>>43872275
>flame barrel spawns an ignis waifu
>hobo Anon starts trying to cook a rat with her

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>>43873033
No let me indulge in my misery!

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>>43873022
She can't fire me just to fire me. I WANT to work. I'll get OSHA up in that bitch if I need to.

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>>43873098
Housekeeping is very important work too.

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>>43873134
Only women do that. I'm a big man, I'm supposed to do the hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be conquered by hebis.

[Anonymous No.]

Fooliecoolie
Furikuri

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>>43870581

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[Anonymous No.]

Still the best fox girl.

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>>43873292
damn foxes. cant go to a shrine in peace anymore. they all seem to think that every guy going there is praying for a gf. theyve been reading too many doujins

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>>43873284
Big Kraken titties, I need to stuff my head between them.

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>>43871484
Shakes with Dark Slime jelly are fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43872964
>tfw a noble dragon get the moo reflex when you lightly grope her tits

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be tricked by fockses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43873033
>NO BEING A NEET
>Thus begins the Shog/Devilbug rebellion

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>>43873351
Doesn't matter. You lose when you come in contact with the fluff.

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>>43873358
Then I must avoid the mofu at all costs
I will never lose!

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>>43873351
guess brute force is the only option then.

[Anonymous No.]

One day I will draw Wight-sama.

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>>43873372
It's your duty as a bro to always protect your little bro from hag foxes, even under the threat of death.

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>>43873351
>quote by man trapped in fox mofu

[Anonymous No.]

i think my foxes has autism.

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>>43873446
Seems like a spicy case of the tism

[Anonymous No.]

how much tism is typical for a wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

Never read a dragon's diary
Not because she'll breathe fire on you or anything, but because you'll regret ever finding out just how depraved the average dragon can be

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>>43873615
>I wish I have a Manticore's tail so I can milk the next guy who stumbles into my cave

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[Anonymous No.]

How do I get Monsters to stop trying to touch my dick in public?

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>>43873640
Become a genderless abomination.

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>>43873640
Not walking in public as a single male

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>>43873640
>Monsters
Marry one monster

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>>43873640
put on a mobface mask

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Statistically speaking, most Monsters will be married already to somebody, and the existence and encouragement of harems will mean multiple Monsters will already belong to one guy, so you won't be getting hit on as much as you think you would. And if you try hitting on a Monster you take a massive chance of hitting on one that's already married and getting castrated in an instant by Eros for it.
Face it, you'd be alone for a long time until there was a monster around that was single who'd show any interest in you, and by that time they'd likely be one that's not your type or you'd already have lost complete interest in relationships.
There's too many humans and they're all greedy and would take like 10 wives for thenselves, leaving none for others.

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>>43873718
>goes to the ocean
>literally millions of marines down there who dream of having a husband
>get sea bishop wife easy
gg no re

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>>43873718
You forget there’s monsters that are heavily against harems so your argument is flawed.

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>>43873748
Anon you fool, taking a picture of those foxes has made them think you are interested!
Now you're going home with them!

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>>43873746
There's a handful like that compared to the vast majority of species, who don't mind.

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>>43873689
Then you just get groped by a mobface MG.

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Why do Order Priests dress like this if they don't want to be magnets for mamano eager to corrupt the pure?

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43873772
Fuck off

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>>43873632
>>43873748
I wanna marry two girls of the same species. I don't know if it is autism but it feels like the proper kind of monster marriage.

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>>43873771
no way, they are too shy for that

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>>43873772
Probably should’ve used catbox moe for these types of topics. That you should know by now of the rules of these threads if you’re not new.

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>>43873838
No one truly knows what's happening in the background mob.

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Why do Order nuns dress like this if they don't want to be targeted for Fallen God corruption?
>>43873782
>>43873844
Better?

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Centaurs cheat, they just spam archer cav.
Jokes on them though, I built walls.

[Anonymous No.]

Snakes will sneak into your house and eat you.

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>>43873996
>Snakes will sneak into your house and "eat" you.
FTFY

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>>43873996
Listen Anon, if I don't sleep I start seeing purple centaurs.
And they get very annoyed with me.

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>>43872543
Oddly enough Officer Mittens never bothered turning off her body cam before raping Anon. The footage now has over 23,000,000 views.

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>>43873910
Because the current generation of Order leadership is so sheltered that they don't actually know what constitutes lewd clothing.

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>>43873916
Man now this is making me wanna see what kind of wargame monstergirls would make. Like specifically the kind of wargame most MGs would find them weird for liking.

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>>43873718
Why do you guys always try to insert sadness into a wish fulfilment fantasy? I kind of get it I guess because now these stories have the opposite effect and just make me very very sad, but still stop trying to drag everyone down into misery. I'm a miserable bastard too and I'm pretty sure that if I got Isekaied I would hide in a cave or some shit but I don't want to spread that stuff

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>>43871985
>>43872047
>>43872353
it's about seasoning

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>>43874092
It’s because guys like him want to drag everyone else around them down because he can’t comprehend anyone being happy outside the impossible parameters he set for himself.

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>>43873872
im crying out for help then

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>>43874092
You misunderstand. The point is not being sad but pointing out that population is a factor. It's a nonsensical assumption that there would be a Monster for everyone, especially in a "portals" scenario when there aren't even in their own setting, despite the fact they can only birth more Monsters. In all likelihood, you'd die from old age before there was a big enough population for most of us to find one.

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I want to lick a vampire's fangs

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>>43874092
One of two things
>Shitting up the thread because it is pretty easy to bait
It is most likely this one
>Anon can’t into wish fulfillment
Don’t interact and post monsters instead

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>>43874119
>Die of old age
>Forgetting you can drink succ nostrum and become immortal
Anon, o get it. I think I would be alone too, I would probably be even more miserable than I am now if MGE became real, but that's not how the setting works You are intentionally injecting misery where it does not belong. Even if your soulmate wasn't born yet they would still ultimately come to existence at some point. You're also forgetting about all of the ancient monsters that didn't get anyone yet, which is a thing

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>>43874155
True, the first is more likely. Although I do think the way he worded it I think he might actually just be really sad and crying out for like help or attention, I've gotten the urge to do that before I just usually never do it.

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>>43874092
Sadness is all most know. It will be a very long process for monstergirls to fix.

[Anonymous No.]

is picking the lock of a mimic akin to helping her masterbait?

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>>43874092
i like feeling sad

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>>43874170
Ms flayer has a lot of work ahead of her

[Anonymous No.]

all loli monsters should be plump, its a sign that you pamper them properly and makes them perfect for cuddles.

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>>43874258
anon that runs a monster orphanage, strangely vacant

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mock big boobed imps

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874258
The plumping only happens with pregnancy.

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[Anonymous No.]

What if I kidnap the human mayor's Lilim assistant and hold her ransom in a warehouse at the docks for 78 Million Monsterbucks? I've set up barrels of gasoline to explode like in an action movie and blow the warehouse up with her in it if they don't concede to my demands.

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>>43874258
This is true.
Mostly because I want a bapho with a tubby loli mode and a THICK adult 'super modo'

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i want a gator gf

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>>43874319
You get two choices.
Floridian or Louisianan.

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>>43874309
They'll send the special forces.

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>>43874323
what the difference

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>>43874335
One speaks a mishmash of french and English while the other sometimes slips into spanish.

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>>43874289
You think predatory girls start to mellow out after a couple pregnancies?

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>>43874331
What "special forces"?

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>>43874348
Well, they won't send the ATF as there aren't any hellhounds around to get a passive bonus against.

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>>43874341
imma go with the florida one, the french should only stayed fried

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>>43874342
They mellow out with the whole "aggressive hunter" shtick but in return get very protective of their daughters. And even more protective of their husband.

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>make a profile on a monstergirl dating website
>mention that you like strong women
>kraken sends you a video of her ripping a 2 inch steel plate in half

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>>43874367
Have fun, just remember that the floridian ones can be a bit...quirky at times.

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You're not gonna hurt her feelings now, are you, anon? she may hurt your pelvis as payback...

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>>43874410
>Abs
>decent tits
>Tomboy thug
...Yeah I'm saying yes.
Especially because mammy bammy is gonna soften her into strongthick

[Anonymous No.]

I dream every day and night about her body.

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>>43874410
What if I tell her she's simply not my type? If she wants me so bad she'll just whack me on the head with a club and drag me to her place.

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>>43874409
>quirky
it cant be that bad
cut to anon waking up hungupsidedown while beng raped by the croc and her big sister

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>>43874440
>Not-waking up in a fanboat with his wife driving away from the police
>"Sorry Hon! Feds told me that I can't just put some o' that Kesaren dust in my seasoning and, well, one thing led to another..."

[Anonymous No.]

Appreciate Ratatoskrs, they fulfill many important public services, like the postal service, news, and even the fire department.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874465
Best friends shouldn't have sex

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>>43874501
I want to play with a pyrow's wings and tail.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>43874409
Too late, he asked for the meth gator, he gets the meth gator

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>>43874410
Tits could be bigger, but she'll do

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>>43874410
I'd stuff my nerd in her locker ifyouknowwhatI'msayin

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>>43874341
>french gator
Please no, I'm not strong enough

[Anonymous No.]

Indian Monsters

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>>43874689
>>43874570
>>43874534
>>>/vg/

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>>43874368
>have manticore wife and daughters
>sitting at home one day reading a book during a rare moment of peace
>hear screaming outside
>see your wife with your neighbor's son dangling from her mouth
>she carries him in and dumps him in your daughter's room
>tells you dinner will be ready in an hour as if nothing is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

What jinko is the best? Bengal jinko, south China jinko, or Siberian jinko?

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>>43874695
I hope she spoke with the mother and father before doing that, otherwise she might have to deal with a mama bear and a very angry incubus.

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>>43874706
>human parents
>their opinions
Lol. Lmao. We'll see what the demon judge has to say about this case.

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>>43874704
Siberian but only because I am incredibly biased from that one story
chapter 3 when

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>>43874719
It's the polite thing to do.

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>>43874695
Immediately go free the boy.
How is the daughter supposed to learn to hunt if mama does everything for her?

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>>43874704
I like the Siberian one because I prefer colder climate and she'd keep me warm when needed.

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>>43874719
A monstergirl isn't gonna do her polite neighbors dirty.

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>>43874467
>pull out the good old elpenat demon silver rifle to stop them pesky feds

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>>43874704
floridain jinko

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>>43874719
>monster girl steals a male child from a couple thats never seen
>10 minutes later she's on the ground getting chewed out by a god tier monster because its a rare male birth and she didnt want him to be tainted yet, just so the DL could try and figure out what caused him to be born.
always look before you leap.

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>>43874751
How would a pen of jinkos react to their landlady tossing her husband at them

[Anonymous No.]

I got beaten up by a Salamander...

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>>43874155
Eros handles everything, no man left behind, you WILL trust the plan

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>>43874789
Why?

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>>43873033
>No being a NEET
Miss Sandworm disagrees. A NEET is the best way to be a hubby for her. It's dangerous to step outside her mouth.

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>>43874827
I work at a library and she came in loudly demanding all the "combat books". When I tried to quiet her down and explain the rule of silence she took my shushing gesture as me bossing her around and said I was challenging her to a fight. She literally socked me out in one punch and gave me a few elbow slams, also threw me into a shelf before the Hellhound police arrived to stop her. Last thing I heard was her shouting to "get stronger and then get ready for round two someday" before a paramedic took me to the doctor for the black eye she gave me.
What the fuck is Salamanders problems? Are they autistic or something?

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[Anonymous No.]

Salamander kiss approaching.

Resist or submit?

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>>43874863
place a duran in mouth then run

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>>43874734
>No! She's old enough to get her own boy now. How is shr supposed to grow up if you keep coddling her?
>And you! Dont make those eyes at me! If you want a guy do what your mom did, and ask him out nicely! If you must kidnap him, do it yourself!
>Eh, sorry you got caught up in this, kid. You know how women are, right? Anyway, run home now and block the door.

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>>43874868
You don't want to kiss the salamander?

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>>43874916
no i kiss her derpy cousin, the gator girl with a lazy eye

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>>43873916
You fool, while you're turtling and trying to boom they're establishing map control and castling chokepoints and resources! You're just asking for your defenses to get trebbed down and a horde of horny centaur mangudai to sweep across your base raping every male villager they come across!

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>>43874859
Oh yeah, that's just a salamander thing they're all like that, that's why I don't mess with mean monsters who are muscle heads. Instead you should just stick with cuddly tiny ones who can't hurt you instead
Don't worry the doctor's will recommend you to nurse weresheep and she'll take care of you, you'll never see another nasty salamander again

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>>43874863
Salamanders would never kiss me. I have no hope of being a warrior!

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>>43874946
Her friends challenged her too, and she can't refuse a challenge.

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>>43874870
>anon and his rapey-kidnapey wife like to pump out kids
>but with every single one there is always that struggle of "she should get a male herself!" and "its just a gift! she deserves it!"
>eventually anon gets sick of the arguing and lets her do it once
>the kid turns out to be a fat lazy neet with her bf constantly cuddling her plush body
>"see, i told you. they need to do it themselves"
>"oh shut up, fine we'll do it your way from now on"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874955
>she didn't even want to do it either
>it was just a joke
ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>43872543
>Cats are chaotic evil, they can't be cops
Oh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874759
Imagine how proud that monster would be, bearing that one in one million baby boy. She'd have her husband make him many sisters to keep him safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874966
You ruined it
You fucking ruined it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874968
If she didn't want to, she wouldn't be doing it.

Now quit doubting yourself and defeat her in a tongue wrestling competition. You can do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874979
But you said she never refuses a challenge, wouldn't that mean she'd force herself to even do ones she wouldn't want to do? I think I'd rather just lie about being married and save the both of us the embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875034
The fact that she accepted is still a level of willingness to do it. Are you really going to refuse her challenge and embarrass her even further in front of her friends? They'll make fun of her as the salamander that couldn't even kiss a helpless man.

[Anonymous No.]

Çhãøš!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875049
fine but I'd reserve the right to leave and pretend nothing happened if I heard her friends laughing at me

[Anonymous No.]

KC just disappeared from the face of the Earth? His Patreon is to be about 2, defacto 3 months due.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875093
maybe he got isekai'd

[Anonymous No.]

great, these guys now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875093
He's still alive. He retweets on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875103
I mean I did say chaos, now let the thread go into bedlam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874973
depending on the monster, it would be the birth of an entirely new realm
>fox gives birth to a single male and four girls during her first pregnancy
>she's almost at tears, and is pushed over the edge when hubby gives her a loving hug and compliments her over it
>she celebrates the only way she knows how, by having sex.
>she decides during the pregnancy that there are too many monsters looking to take an monster born male for themselves since he's a virgin incubus.
>wants to keep pumping out kids to protect him
>many centuries later...
>random fox walking down the street.
>she hears a "FOR THE EMPEROR!"
>she looks up and... OH JESUS FUCK
>hundreds of foxes in an outfit theme that she's never seen or heard about are jumping off of the roof tops.
>the fox is captured and subdued
>as she's trying to figure out which realm they belong to she's taken through a gateway
>"ah. a new realm... wait. a new realm?!"
>"yes! me and my sisters made this to defend the emperor! just wait until we bring you to our leader as tribute!"
>the fox is confused, wouldnt a male be caught as tribute for a leader
>and even if it was a male leader, wouldnt he already need a partner to make a realm
>she's dumped in a throne room, where everything makes sense when she see's that the emperor is male
>"brother! brother! we found a perfect mate!"
>"yeah, she's fluffier than most of us and kind and pure and young and-"
>"oh for ero's sake, how many times have i told you girls that i didnt want it done like this!"
>"b-but we spent so long looking for her!"
>"i said... alright, fine. leave the throne room, let me talk to her."
>his sisters leave, most giggling in anticipation for the wedding announcement
>"so those are your sisters?"
>"yeah. not sure why they are so obsessed with keeping me safe like this"
>"well since you're male im guessing your mother monsterized after your birth, and they decided to keep their brother safe from 'harsher monsters'?"
>"what, no my mom was always a fox"
>"so that me- HOLY SHIT!"
>"oh no not you too..."
>the two keep talking for a while, mostly questions about what its like to be a monster born male and why he has his own realm (gift from parents)
>"so ive noticed that most of them have husbands, why did they wait so long to find a wife for you?"
>"they kept insisting that i 'only deserve the best!', i've tried telling them that it really doesnt need to be like that but they would never listen!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875125
>three conflicting statements about how the realm was made
god fucking damnit.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you react to monsters wanting to smell you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875164
I tell them to fuck off back to /vg/ with this trash

[Anonymous No.]

>Chuuni GF who thinks of herself as that girl from Blood+ when she's just a dork who bought a sword online and hangs out in the quarry a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874829
Spice harvesting is a full time job. Sure the milking itself doesn't take long but you have to keep your sandworm in peak physical condition to obtain the best possible product. A sandworm is a huge and complex organism and properly managing her diet, exercise, supplements and stimulation is a lot of work if you want to make it perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874863
Futile resistance before inevitable submission
I love the idea of a Sally because I like the idea of sex being a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875164
ah so that's why she's been posted in every thread lately, turns out it's just the latest gacha trash imported by tourists

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875187
I guess if you want shovel your waifu's poop for money, you can. But why do so when you don't need money as a sandworm's husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875205
Getting wifi is expensive when you live 50 feet underground.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pleasure automaton insists she’s still a war model
>Grope her tits
>Causes her to bluescreen and restart from pleasure alone

[Anonymous No.]

I am sad but everything is gonna be alwight.

[Anonymous No.]

Wrting prompt:
Salamander raids a human fighting tornament to challenge the winner (or one of the fighters she likes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875223
>she boots back up and insists that its just because that causes a signal she wasnt made to handle
>go for the vagina
>she does it again
>she gets mad, and insists again that its just because she's not meant to handle that feeling
>"well what else were you made to not handle?"
>"a... uh... um... a hand in my mouth!"
>shove your hand in her mouth
>nothing happens
>its just a really awkward moment that leaves the rest of the night silent because the both of you really dont want to talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875272
What if
>Lilim (or valkyrie) supports warrior in his endevours, calls him "her champion"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875187
Where are sandworms’ stomachs anyway? Does food just rain past you mid-coitus into the “worm” stomach below, or does she eat the food herself? Does sandworm-chan stuff herself with thousands of calories each day to sustain such a huge body despite keeping her figure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875308
Someone did make a diagram where there’s a top pouch above the stomach you and your sandworm wife reside at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875302
we doing the "known monster form the start" thing or the "mysterious benefactor" thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875308

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How do you protect yourself from a horny Genie?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to start a business importing graphic tees with cool phrases written in the momster language

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875422
>momster languaue
well, you want to tell me something anon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875517
>tfw non ran momster wife
why even live :(

[Anonymous No.]

Starting to think the Missus might not really be on the up-and-up...y'know, morally speaking.

The skeletal hand thing is fine, I like it actually. But she only ever tips 10% and refuses to run anything but monoblack zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875409
Just don't make a wish. They won't have any power if you don't give them any.

Unless they're one of those 'freed' genies then you're kinda fucked. S-Class reality warper.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to Heaven when I die and be among the beautiful angels, not get taken by a creepy, ugly wisp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875570
oh you're gunna get taken by something worse than a wisp, you're going straight to hound town for the sin of not petting the stray dog you passed by 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875599
Trade goods? Paper money? Luxury items?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875614
she's talking about stock market shares you buffoon!
the imperial guard cant tax her because she technically doesnt have anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875599
can i get some milk then, i have a serve addiction to milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875623
I was expecting documents where the taxpayer money goes. Or list of the elites which kind of suspicious parties they attend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875422
They're gonna say shit like "need hellhound protection" and "I love rape" aren't they

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875660
Don't worry about that. Just be sure to show your shirt off to any monsters you know

[Anonymous No.]

You think there would be a tribe of Ocelomeh that's more laid back after human interaction becomes more commonplace to the point they go from sacrificial savages to suave cool kats with tribal aesthetics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875718
you've posted this three times in this one thread, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875733
He’s inhuman man you can’t argue with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875741
He has ascended.

>>43875718
I kneel Breathfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875733
Just do the needful R part of R&I, it's very likely some of the summerfags joined the "fun" and started aping him just as he wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875753
>summerfags
no worse, he keeps looking at his previous ritualpost and reposts whenever its deleted.
he has never tried to deny this.
shame that he had to pick such a fluffy gal to ruin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875788
>Letting some posts on an imageboard ruin a girl for you
My friend, if you're that fragile >>>/reddit/ is that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875797
no i meant that any mention of her will have mild subconscious relation to the breathnigger because of how often he posts his shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Dating a werewolf but having the werewolf mid date get changed out with one of her identical packmates with me none the wiser

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875826
hope youre ready for your new life as communal pack husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875826
That's just not fair to her when it's starting to get good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875852
What game is this?

[Anonymous No.]

Everything is burning

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875852
>communal
I dunno, that other girl looks like she's sadly staring at his clothes, feeling left out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874863
Remember the conversation from last thread? About the full body contact totally platonic tongue wrestling, fingers locked? Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875874
Labyrinth of Estras. it hasnt been updated in 2 years and only has 2 girls atm unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875877
That's what happens when you let sallymanders into your threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875885
>Tfw you can steal from the fox shopkeep
>Teasers imply she will hunt you down and extract alternative payment
>Development pace slow enough that calling it "glacial" would be a complement
Game looks great and has good animation but dear god is development slow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875879
she caught you so she gets dips. its only fair for all the effort she went through.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk of angels, you gotta be careful or you'll grab the unwanted attention of one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875884
It's totally just two friends practicing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875904
>Oct/01/2022
its all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875910
Is this all the game is, was there ever any more

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875885
>An actually good monster girl game with top tier h-scenes
>Feels like it has as much promise as FoBS and Succubus Affection
>In perpetual dev hell despite him having ci-en page
>Still hasn’t added the fox shopkeep
Pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875934
pretty much this plus a slimegirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43874859
Take the hint, put down the books and pick up a barbell fivehead. Learn archery and get super strong to use a longbow so you can blow her out in a competition she has zero skill in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875922
Practicing for when each one of them finds their special someone in life.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Me telling a big haughty ancient Dragon that she acts too manly and challenging her to act girly and ladylike and prove she can because I bet she can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875939
She's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875965
hey, my eyes are up here kid.

[Anonymous No.]

I need the oldest of the loli hags to adopt me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875965

[Anonymous No.]

i want an old meaty oba san monster whose a bit of dummy as my momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875980
sorry ms. fox, but i was too busy looking at your big tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43870581

[Anonymous No.]

You think Salamanders give good quests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876047
Yes, and they accompany you on said quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875965
tamamo usedgoodsmamo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876078
Anon I think this quest is bugged. I completed it but the Salamander keeps following me around and none of the monsters I encounter use their seduce spells anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875852
>>43875885
>well made 3D monster girl game gets shown
>far from complete
>hasn't even been updated in ages
>meanwhile ugly fucking 3D unity model games that look identical to one another plague the earth
I fucking hate everything. Where's my bogey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876047
The on in my guild only has one for training 5 daughters but she doesn't have any daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876045
ive always found beastgirls with animals of themselves a funny concept
>fox with a pet fox
>beegirl that keeps and harvests honey from bees
>rancher holst that actually doesnt sell her own milk (she drinks that, she just sells what the actual cows make)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876091
Maybe it's one of those early game quests you're meant to take and complete over the course of the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shave a fox's tail
>Sell the fluff on the black market to desperate mofu addicts at an insane markup
Living like a king, and the best part is that it is untaxable since it goes through the less than legal channels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876099
>queen bee is a monster girl
>worker bees are actual bees

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876090
>3D unity model games
If only, the unity games tend to look semi-decent decent at least, like MGI or MGP or the countless tech demos that die after putting out one impressive preview version. The real plague are the zero effort koikatsu and daz3d garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876106
You think she'll have kids throughout the main story? She's one of the main companions so I don't see when she'd have the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876099
>drinks her own milk
That's kinda odd

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876123
Do you think MGI will ever get finished? I think it's been close to ten years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876099
Not too surprising since there is animals that have gigantism that live in the demon realms. So there is a chance you could come across a 10 foot tall fox in the demon realms that isn’t a kitsune in disguise and is just a huge fucking fox pumped on demon mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876147
Well she does say she has a husband so it's not impossible. But it's weird how she's almost always with you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875599
Did this dork just quote Jack Sparrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876155
>battlecrazed fox rides a giant fox into battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876153
The only people who want that piecce of shit to be completed are monsterboy loving cuckolds. The guy had a fit over fags being in a game called Monster GIRL Island and ran off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876162
It's her favorite movie don't bully her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876164
>monsterboy
>cuck
explain the logical connection between the two, calling monsterboy lovers fags makes sense but cuck? really?

[Anonymous No.]

>take a quest to slay a dragon
>accidentally have sex with the dragon instead of killing it
I know I'm not collecting the quest reward now but is there a way to avoid losing adventurer rank over this? It took a long time to grind up to rank A and I really don't want to get knocked all the way back down to rank C.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876174
>It's her favorite movie
I am absolutely going to bully her
Because I like them too

[Anonymous No.]

I've been gone all day. Did anything interesting happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876182
Are you just completely in the dark? One of the girls dumps you and fucks a monster boy behind your back if you don't agree to be a warrior

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876183
Salamander companion is gonna be pissed just watching me lewding the dragon and not her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876182
Not him but if I remember correctly one of the girls literally cucks you with a monsterboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876190
>>43876201
ok yeah i did not know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876190
>dumps you
>then cheats on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876198
>implying this wasn't part of the plan and they're both sisters from an Echidna
foolish human

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876153
No, he might return one day if he runs out of patreonbucks to scam the shit eaters for another million only to retire again after adding two new girls, but he's not the type that would ever complete a project. He's just a third world monkey who slapped unity assets together and struck a goldmine by pure accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876190
NTA but holy hell that's bad, I don't like monster boy shit but I was gonna ask the correlation between that and cuck shit. Jesus that's bad. I'll never understand why people want to be cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876183
haha
literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876187
Monster girls riding upon giant animals based off their species coming to get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876216
There was a different monster boy shit where the guy added a trap to the game despite it being about fucking monster girls and not aids riddled fagshit. People getting mad about that was the one that really drove him over the edge into cancelling development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876216
Because they have brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876216
>tail wrapping
HHHNGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876220
smug breaking a Cheshire is my strongest fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876227
>added a trap to the game
Sounds like your basic modern harem animes as of late, that somehow have one trap character in the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876268
what a pointless reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876272
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

helldog

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876292
So you finally domesticated that beast.

[Anonymous No.]

You think Dragonia would keep an eye on their reviews from travel magazines or blogs if MGE had internet? Imagine leaving a poor review because you didn't even end up getting a Dragon wife and the one running the online PR starts posting about how you barely even left your hotel room while you were there or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876240
>tail wrapping
>wing hugs
>tentacle binds
>slime grapples
>silk wraps
All amazing. Only shit girls lack a way to hold a man close, if not entirely immobilize him.
Learn magic or MMA or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876304
Conspire with a cheshire friend of yours to make an account and leave a poor review to get around the usual IP tracing bullshit monsters do. If you really want to make an impact don’t mention anything at all about romance or dragons and talk about how the place sucks and the only neat part was wyvern culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876304
>the one running the online PR starts posting about how you barely even left your hotel room while you were there or something.
Maybe dragons really do deserve all the mere lizard jokes if a simple hotel door was all it took to keep them from claiming a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876304
imma just talk about it helped sleep way better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876326
Monstergirls are too overpowered, they have so many novel and comfy ways to hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876329
>Food sucks and is overpriced (most of it is complimentary and tastes wonderful)
>Nothing to do, more fun to just stay in the hotel
>Too noisy
>Lots of tourist traps
>Wyverns were cool
>2/5 stars

[Anonymous No.]

Kirby could defeat the Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876335
They're not mindless savages! Dragons wouldn't just bash a door down and take a man like some brainless dullard who can only think of sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>marry beautiful loving vampirfu
>because you are still alive she asks you to handle the villagers, collecting taxes, etc
>they aren't too fond of you because the villages maidens go missing all the time (and you know what happens to them and who eats them)
>Your sleep schedual is fucked
>after a cuddling session in the coffin you mention that you are kinda worried about getting older on her
>she says she can fix that easily
>she comes back into the room swinging a sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876370
Trash art
Trash post

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876375
i don't have a lot of vamp art and I don't want to reuse this too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876365
When you put it like that I'm surprised the wurms didn't get him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876365
So they'll claim piles of gold like that but not a man? So what happened were the mighty and noble lizards too embarrassed to knock on the door and ask him out? It sounds like the mere lizard needs the man to take control and make the first move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876383
>He fell for the Wurms are stupid propaganda
fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876392
Building a lavish fortune is far more important than claiming some sniveling coward who would rather spend all day inside posting rude things than enjoy his vacation! It just means he's not cut out for being the husband of a Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

The caption thread produced something MG related that isn't 100% terrible for once this decade. Hellhound.
https://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8695

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876360
And so it was, Kirby set his sights on monster girls. Not a single one survived his gluttony. Not even the sandworms were safe.

Bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876432
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876407
Thankfully there are less tsundere dragons in the kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43870581
is she cheesed to meet me?

[Anonymous No.]

>get urged to seek rehab for my crippling alcohol abuse and addiction to porn
>don't really care to, but I hear the government will give benefits to humans that do in MGC
>go to rehab center and they tell me the rehab officer will see me now
>go up to meeting room and walk in
>nearly scream out immediately when I see the officer is the panties squid monster itself
>mind
>fucking
>flayer
>they lock the door behind me and the windows all lead to a three story drop
Let me out.
Let me out!
LET ME OUT!
LET ME OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876457
She's too tired to meet you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876464
I'm really tired. A cool tentacle behind/in the ear sounds really nice right now.

[Anonymous No.]

We are but cattle to her kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876464
You know it does make me wonder if the husbands of mindflayers have mind effecting powers too since they share energy with their wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876464
Relax anon, she's going to help you and make everything feel much better, just take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876392
>>43876407
>>43876449
Sounds to me like this is a situation that requires a Malef to MERE a human male while the unenlightened sisters cower in their ignorance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876511
What I get from this is that vampires look at us the way we look at holsts, so it should be easy to wrap one around my little finger.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not let foxes fool you; most multi-tailed foxes are frauds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876304
How uh, how would she know specifically all my hotel activities as one lowly tourist? It’s not like she’s going out touring at all, my tour guide was a tall red dragon with white hair who was panting and dazed the whole time, must’ve been out of shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876537
Malefs don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876326
One day we'll be able to experience it, for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876560
Don't ask questions, anon. Now go help your new neighbor out, her skin is all red she's probably sunburned!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876511
> Miss Vamp cannot make it into your home, since you haven't invited her.
> But every night, she waits outside, patiently.
> Sometimes with gifts.
> A tag she wants to put in your ear.
> A pair of fake horns.
> Holstein patterned pajamas.

> If you don't wear them to bed, she screeches autistically until you do.
> And at night, before you go to bed, you hear her through the windows.
> "Moo for me, little cow. Moo for mama."

[Anonymous No.]

>this guy is back
well there goes the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876537
Black scales won't change the outcome. That dragon will learn not to challenge humans in the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876589
Who are you talking about now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876597
Don't mess with Dragons, anon. They're stronger than you think!

[Breadfag No.]

Which girls do you think are the best at baking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876582
I fucking hate how I low-key like this

I swear to God if the portals open and this happens to me I will find Eros and beat her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876646
Holstaurs and Trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think kiki is upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876646
Miss Wonderworm is always completely baked.

[Breadfag No.]

>>43876582
I'm already a happy cow for someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876681
Giga based taste, god I wish a dark mage would make me their cumcow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876681
A fuck, left the joke name on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876608
Yes, I'm sure they're very fearsome

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876680
You know a Wonderworm likes you when she lets you smoke from her hookah directly

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient Dragons have gone so long without sex, their privates have become so sensitive that she'd cum from you flicking on her nipples alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876681
>Ask the mage in town if she is a witch
>Not every person who has a big hat is a witch!
>Find the evil bunny, ask her if she is a witch
>Yes, couldn't you tell from the big hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876739
I'm still convinced the inn lady is a high ranking demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876746
You know what would actually be hilarious? If she was the demon lord, I actually kind of think the demon Lord and the goddess are the same person because the demon Lord is not really that malicious at least the current one doesn't seem to be malicious like they say she is but every action she takes seems to say the opposite

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876754
Nah, you already have an idea of what the demon lord is like from that one scene with the knight succubus. She's just a dumb neet probably playing video games in her room while everyone just does what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876582
This cow obsessed vampire needs dairy correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43876763
That's also pretty funny, but The thing I don't fully get is the demon Lord's goals and the goddesses are very similar in a lot of ways that's what makes me think they might be the same person and that she's just grooming you to be her hubby or some shit

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>>43876778
Look, the chief god/demon lord just really really enjoyed dragon quest

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>>43876729
It's rude to interrupt a villain's speech by doing that

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When I get a fallen god missionary at my door I'll tell the missionary that love is just a prison and fake and ends in heartbreak, surely they'd just give up after that right?

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>>43873628
I don't think manticores should hold a monopoly on tails that do that.

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>>43876778
The entire setting points towards a big twist. The "Defeat the DL Plot" is a ruse.
>1st dungeon made it clear the sigils are mass-produced trinkets
>Angels and the goddess hand out blessings via an automated system
>Adventure Guild keeps statistics on typical adventurer progress

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>>43876818
I thought Sonic had a monopoly on Tails.
IYKWIMAITYD.

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>>43876812
Even just a single moment of true love is preferable to a lifetime of loneliness.
And with the power of the fallen god, that one moment can last a lifetime.
Literally. I've cracked the code. Fallen god gives out time stop powers. That's how they fuck forever in Pandemonium and still keep the place running.

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>>43876812
how often do missionaries pay you a visit?

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>>43876899
that's not how the fucking scene worked...

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>>43876899
That pic reminds me of that one dragon girl with the robot arm.

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>>43876895
I don't know about him but I don't think eros knows I exist

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>>43876899
you're alright?

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>>43876899

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>>43876765
can a dead woman even produce milk?

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>>43876964
Ask Ms. Lich.

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>>43876899
>>43876955
How does John Stalvern manage to be in a relationship with such a big girl, let alone make love to her?

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>>43876955
Neurons activated

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>>43876582
>miss vamp goes to the basement of her castle.
>then the basement below that, where none of her thralls and familiars are allowed
>and then the one hidden below that, so none can know of her little secret
>she has a shrine, within this shrine is a sealed box
>she takes the box, and casts an unsealing spell on it.
>she takes a folder out of the box
>she holds the folder in her hands, now panting very heavily
>before opening it she says "forgive me eros, forgive me demon lord, even you chief goddess. for i have gravely sinned. i have perverted the image of male creation..."
>she opens the folder. within is poorly drawn pictures of anon as a male holst
>she knows this is wrong, and the very idea of it goes against nature as a whole. but this is her sick, perverted, degenerate, depraved fetish. she can only hide it from the world.

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>>43876955
>After several failed attempts to invade Earth by force, the forces of Hell have decided on a new approach

I for one welcome our new demon neighbors.

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>>43876990
If your waifu wants you to wear plastic horns, I'd say indulge her. It's cute.
Among some girls in MGE, Halloween is celebrated by dressing up the husband. Typically as a male of their species, but...if she insists...

The sex would be great. Don't forget that.

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Haha, moo moo cow good. Many milk. Very happy!

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>>43876510
Seems a lot of anons just don’t get the appeal

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I'm gonna fight a Valkyrie just to see if I can win.

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>>43877100
You can't.

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>>43877100
I'm gonna touch a Valkyrie's boobs

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Contrary to what and how most people think Gremlins fix and maintain their machines. They surprisingly just whack and bang their wrenches on their machines and devices like they're the Team Fortress 2 Engineer... And it magically works!

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I sure do love kikis, they’d never use some underhanded tactics get in bed with me

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>>43877201
Correct. They're much more along the lines of teasing and flashing while they clean.

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I'm gonna fight a Kiki just to see if I can win.

[Anonymous No.]

Sexually harass your kiki if she misbehaves.

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>>43877230
ANON NO YOURE FALLING FOR HER TRICKS

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>>43877219
You can't.

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>>43877219
Depends, some kikis are low level and have no real combat skills while others spike HARD with extreme combat techniques.

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>Swarmed on my trolls in a cave
>Captured by a p'orcer tribe
>Smothered by holsts in a barn
Pick your loss, anon!

Assume 5-10 girls in each scenario.

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>>43877219
Monsters are far stronger on average than humans. You will naturally submit and be bred as nature intended

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So I got to thinking after reading Lovebytes, do monstergirls not really handle grim or otherwise sour subject matter? It’s a throwaway line but a monster girl version of Doom, is it because you’re liking demons or just the violence in general? Would Saving Private Ryan or Come and See be too much for them?

Would I have to console my Banshee wife and daughter just for the first 15 minutes of UP?

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>>43877264
P'ORC TRIBE!!!!! I love orcs, they're soft and dominant, and soft

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Everybody wants an old money noblewoman vampire that lives in a castle in the middle of nowhere. I want a vampire with a super expensive penthouse apartment that owns a multi-billion dollar company.

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>>43877264
I choose devilbugs.

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>>43870581

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>>43877264
Always cows.

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>>43877273
To be honest who knows, some probably could and some might hate it just like irl.

Personally I think they would be okay with it because it would be a reminder of how good things are y'know?

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I want her to cuddle me and coil me like a lamia so bad

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna fight an Ushi-O... y'know, no, I'm not gonna fight anyone. I can't win.

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>>43877319
Submit to rape spider

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>>43877319
I'm gonna ask miss griffon to keep me safe. She looks big and strong.

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>>43877271
Fuck that I’m going chaos incubus mode.

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>>43877319
A fox's entire shtick revolves around trickery and illusions. I could fight a fox. You could fight a fox. Anybody could fight a fox. What is she gonna do? Hit you with a tail renowned for it's softness?

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There are many benefits in being in a Little Mermaid type of scenario. It is just as lucrative as being a Marine Biologist.

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>>43877264
Group of Ushi Onis

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>>43877495
AAAAA KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM

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>>43877485
under the sea?

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Monstergirls and Mamono Mana cannot "fix" or lewd Fear and Hunger. They just can't, too graphic and visceral even for the eldest and wisest of baphomets and succubi.

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>>43877498
Ushis have butts that need cuddling

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>>43877461
>"i could fight a fox!"
>but anon didnt specify that it was a fist fight.
>he gets blasted with her "sensory overload" spell, followed up by a "ultra horny" buff.

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I'm going to fight a slime! Not to win or anything. She just likes how it feels when I punch and kick her slimy body.

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>>43870581
The bahomet you had an intoxicated shotgun wedding with has turned you into a shota for some reason

“She is still a loli“

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>>43877515
> can't fix hunger
Uh, can't she just make you a meal? Shit, even the most incompetent devilbug could get you some Lunchables or something from the store.
> can't fix fear
Mamono are patient; she can wait until she earns your trust. She has time. And so do you.

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>>43877518
But Ushis have faces that need kissing!

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Remember to KYS (Kiss Your Slime) before you go to bed as well.
From the basic slime to a more clever Dark Slime, they all enjoy the extra attention.

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>See a shooting star
>Remember to make a wish
>Wish for fat dragon ass to sit on my face
>It circles back around
>And now it’s getting bigger
>Wait no it’s getting clo-

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>>43877728
Kiss wifeslime

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>>43877729
Can space dragon even take on/solo and Imperial Class Star Destroyer? No, I think not...

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>>43877769
>Nureonago
>read the entry
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Nureonago

After re-reading the entry (and almost forgetting this is also a mamono in the encyclopedia) there is a difference between the Nureonago and a Shoggoth when one is looking for a slim housewife:

One is a Japanese Housewife. The other is Maid Café Maid cosplayer who uses the N-Word unironically and so blatantly casually.

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>>43877729
>jet engine dragon
>Not superior Vampire dragon

It’s like you enjoy having shit taste. She even has cooler armor and weapons.

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>cover myself with oil
>start running through the streets in only briefs stealing people's wallets and pocket books as I go
>angry greenworm, demon, elf, wight, p'orc, hobgoblin, jubjub, kikimora and manticore all fail to stop me as I rob them on the go
>they simply slide off of my body when they try to grab me or I slip right out of their grasp
>anubis and minotaur policewomen try fruitlessly to chase me down and also fail to stop me, slipping right off
>officer hellhound was their last resort as her fire could ignite the oil and scare me into compliance
>couldn't bring herself to hurt me so I just run right by her and getaway with all that money
They still haven't caught me either! I'm too wet and slippery for them!

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>>43877831
But can you out-slip the slipperiest mamono of them all?

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>>43877842
Why out-slip, when you can be a slippery crime duo?

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>>43877842
Would her slipperyness not simply amplify my own oily slipperyness to the point of making it physically impossible for someone like her to catch me? I could shoot out of her coils like a soap bar that was clenched too tightly while wet and projectile launched.

She would not catch me and end my reign of terror.

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>>43877729
>hunt the Bazelgeuse for bombing you earlier, the stupid tsun
>SUDDEN JET DRAGON
>go to some green hell to collect some ingredients
>SUDDEN JET DRAGON
>run home to just sleep
>SUDDEN JET DRAGON
Please woman, I just want to be left alone. Is she descended from a Hebi or something?

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>>43877827
I mean, I'm pretty sure wife slime doesn't cause constant SAN damage.

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>>43877884
>Low Intelligence or low Charisma individuals loose 10% Sanity whenever a shoggoth uses the N-Word casually

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>>43877863
It’s the only way she knows how to get your attention, Hunter. Just turn the tables with a wire bug counter: heavy handholding

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>>43873072
FGO's Wight is Nordic though

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>In a recent trend, some Nureonago have been a bit more active lately by offering an umbrella to potential husbands caught in the rain.

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>>43877952
Cuckqueaning? Hot.

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>>43877831
> angry greenworm, demon, elf, wight, p'orc, hobgoblin, jubjub, kikimora and manticore all fail to stop me as I rob them on the go
>p’orc
She brings shame in her tribe if a man can beat her in a reverse greased pig contest

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>>43878015
Wouldn't that be more like a rivalry if the Nure is using her own slime as an umbrella?

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>>43878018
>In the middle of a p’orc camp
>Greased up in the finest of olive oils
>Running around the camp evading them as long as possible
>The p’orc who catches anon gets married to him
Sounds fun

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>>43875093
>>43875116
he's still around every time I check he's working on the game.

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>>43878060
>Becomes so popular that it becomes tradition for any men they capture

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>>43878060
What happens if no one catches him

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>>43878139
They form a warband to make him a communal husband.

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>>43878171
What if they make him warchief for being the only one to beat all of them? Now that guy has his own personal warband of war wives. I hear P’Orcs are as docile as holstaurs if you beat them.

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>>43878139
>If anon evades the p’orcs long enough they’ll bring in the big sis h’orcs
>They’re much faster and don’t gas as easily
>If anon somehow evades them then the scene of heavily panting, sweaty orcs, the h’orcs natural aphrodisiac sweat will make him “catch” them
>But what happens if he runs into the woods?
>Then they bring out the manhunter p’orcs
>These girls are the estranged cousins enjoying things like cardio and throwing things instead of lifting and bonking things
>Wielding manticore tipped javelins they chase down anon and catch him
>Or the myriad of other forest monsters get him

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Welcome honored guest, to the birthplace of OUR DYNASTY!

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>>43878261
I prefer the serpent queen.

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Writing prompt:
Anon legitamently defeats a lizardgirl, but has grown up on storries about monsters can't be beat, so he thinks shes faking it out of desparation

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>high level monsters so lonley they start fixing up their homs so it looks like low level stuff

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>>43876183
anon, you sexed the wrong dragon, of course youre going to lose ranks, youre suppose to slay the zombie dragon

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>>43878320
I want to be seduced by a sheepgirl during Christmas with mistletoe hanging from her horns

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>at library
>need to go to the bathroom
>ask a griffon to watch my stuff for a second
>come back
>she's collected all my things and is laying on them with a regal look
>claws at me when I try to get it back
>librarian says she can't (won't) help me
>library closing soon
Is there an easy solution to this? I really need my computer.

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>>43878338
What villainy are they plotting? I must research this esoteric language. I know they are up to something evil, I JUST NEED PROOF

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>>43878338
New! From the makers of Hand Holding!

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>>43878335
Steal her hands in retaliation

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>>43878338
>tails touching
yurishit, gtfo

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>>43870581
Most overpowered girl

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>>43878444
It would take a while but she'd get to me eventually
>unbuttons her shirt in her sleep
>starts making cute but unhappy sounds and shivering
>moving closer to me for warmth
Either I slip up trying to button her shirt again, or she catches and clings to me, and I end up brushing her nipple and making her moan

And then it's all over all too soon.

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Remember to turn off your computer when you go to sleep.
Many monsters have access to strange abilities that let them find entrances that you could never conceive of.
Also lock your front door.

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>>43878521
>tfw get the homicidal ghost instead of the nice monstergirl

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>>43878521
Stupid fleabag can't get through my monitor with those huge ears!

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Did you know that of all the millions of sperm cells that a man ejaculates, only the one that reaches the egg manages to survive?
Can your waifu truly claim to love you and your seed while she kills millions of you(r sperm) every day?

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>>43878675
If someone's gonna eat my swimmers, I want it to be her.

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>>43878675
Can you truly claim to love your waifu if you don't fertilize every single one of her eggs? You can't let any go to waste.

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>>43877537
Ha jokes on you anon. That was the goal all along.. Which was also probably the Kitsunes goal but you know how it is no one can be straightforward with these things.

[Anonymous No.]

Stay back!

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>>43874863
Oh man, imagine sniffing that lizard's breath. Paradise!

[Anonymous No.]

Can portal opens before sandniggers and niggers burn everything around me? It's too much to ask? For fuck sake druella, day of the rape now.

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>>43877319
I tried to fight a Baphomet and she just started crying after I hit her. The Sabbath's techniques are way too powerful.

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>>43878974
France?

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>>43879043
Seeing a mamono cry is my biggest weakness. If it's a race I don't like I would at least try to help in her quest for a husband. Maybe I will get a Eros wife if I do that a thousand time.
>>43879045
Sadly, oui

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>>43878444
You know you're pathetic when you lose in physical combat against a dormouse.

I just wouldn't be able to hit her, even if she was manhandling me. But even if I did, all monsters, even dormice, are stronger than humans from a physical standpoint. So I'd still lose. I guess the only option is to save yourself the embarrassment and just give in by cuddling and pampering the cute mouse

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Dead?

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>>43879432
No escape from Grim Reaper -chan

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>>43879432
I got nothing but writes prompts but too busy playing spelunky to write them

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>>43879447
grape honkers

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>>43879491
More like blueberries