2hu Brides

[Anonymous No.]

June is Bride Month and since we have a few days left of June why not post 2hus in wedding dresses and at weddings. Writefaggotry about how a wedding with a certain one is encouraged.

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Nobody post about marrying brats, fairies, or human "women." Mature and refined ladies (preferably VERY fertile and VERY beautiful and VERY powerful and VERY worthy of your love and faith and VERY tired of being called eternal maidens) only!!!

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>>43850268
I had that picture saved for years now.

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Summer is her favourite season after all!

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how do you write an interesting wed story? without devolving into comedy?

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>>43850402
Make it into a tragedy instead.

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>>43850402
Multi-season sitcom set in the Moriya shrine where the whole central plot is about the viewer trying to figure out which of the shrine girls the narrator (MC from the future) marries

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>>43850413
that's almost cheap as comedy.
>>43850415
>Multi-season sitcom
that's also cheap because most of the story would not be about the wed itself. also i'm more of a short-story fan.

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>>43850402
Maybe write about the night where the mc proposes and then the wedding.

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Not every rain is a downpour. Unfortunately for everyone else, they had to put up with Yukari's husband hunting when Ran refused to share hers. Reimu put a stop to that in a hurry when aggressive courting turned into kidnapping.

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>>43850792
What does "aggressive courting" from Yukari look like aside from probably gapping?

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>>43850842
it's literally just reverse rape until you're broken into accepting marriage, anon

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>>43850877
Why did I even hope for something else. At least Yukari wouldn't have to do that with me.

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>>43850842
struggle snuggle but she's an order of magnitude stronger than you

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>>43851133
Oh of course.

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>>43850842
You think you're having sex with your generic mob villager girlfriend, but then you look down and the pussy you're thrusting into is surrounded by eye-filled tears in space and looks like someone else's

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>>43851255
Is that maximum aggressive courting or just the beginning?

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>>43851266
It's the start of the phase when she's completely committed to making you hers, no matter what (or who) might disagree. She wouldn't give up her centuries-old virginity to some boy she's just interested in, of course.

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>>43851305
And this is before the wedding?

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>>43851326
About 5 seconds before you're whisked away to the wedding venue, yes. Feel free to direct any complaints about her doing things out of order to her assistant.

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>>43851340
Okay I'll write Ran's number down.

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i'm not a writer so please be patient. i'm not a native speaker either, just wrote a short story on a whim cuz dai is cute.


sitting by a warm stove in the cold autumn, here i am, contemplating how to confess my feelings toward my sweetheart. her bright smile was the warmest thing of the last warm summer. alone i was, lost in gensokyo, and like a thunder she appeared, loudly and unexpected, into my life. fishing by a blue river with no name i was battling luck and fishes both, when from behind an hight-pitched, but not unpleasant, voice call me. with unknown words she ask unknown questions, at least i think they were questions, i only had her deep light blue eyes and an inquisitive smile on her round cute face as an hint. i introduced myself, a little embarassed, and raised my cheap bamboo fishing rod in what i'm certain was quite a goofy way. she smiled, no, she never stopped smiling, her face just got more warmer, brighter, like a child satisfied by a lucky find. encouraged by her welcoming smile i babbled some stuff, what exactly i remember no more, erased by the memory of the moment when she untied her arms from behind her back and reached for my free hand. like a moron i was waving the short rod here and there, and like hypnotized, when her tiny hand embraced mine, i putted it down and followed her like a child. it was probably a funny sight, being bigger two times as her, but she always had this womanly, motherly even, aura surrounding her young spring-like figure. we played all day like children, testing our intentions and thoughts without the dear help of words. many precious days like the first one followed, she even invited me to her small house after a while, but i never dared to visit. she was always the one picking me up, a small girl pickin up a grown ass man like me, sitting by the river like a grumpy bear. when she came i usually dined light, hard to do otherwise when you pass your days running like a puppy in the green fields. alas that was all the past, with the rain and the cold winds announcing the come of winter it was difficult to wait by the river, and when she came, in the grey calm days, we shared only few hours together. that's when i realized how important she was, is, to me, how i see her as more than a playmate and how much i want to stay by her side the night as the day, with sun as with the rain. however we dont speak the same language, and that can be fine when you just want to play, but how am i supposed to reach her heart like this? would a flower be enough? should i just kiss her on the spot? i doubt i have the guts for it. yet i dont wanna to sit aside, i dont wanna to ignore these feelings just because of cowardice. the wooden walls of the small hut i called home were suffocating, hours after hours, days after days passing meaningless; the whole situation, far from new in my life, now tasted so bitter and unfair, whatever the outcome i wanted to try it, i wanted to see her and confess everything, hoping it would be enough to cure my malaise. quite a selfish and convenient outcome, i didnt miss it, yet i felt the weight on my chest was so heavy that i just had to go. a man gotta be a man, with such a banal truth i encouraged my feet to step out my hut, into the dark blue late evening. maybe she's already asleep, and other sorry excuses, kept me company while my fast unsteady steps marched drived by the fire burning in my chest. feverish walking in the small road i could feel all the animals, safe in bushes and trees, watching the unusual guest, disturbing their nightly routine. i wasnt even sure it was the correct route, maybe deep down i wished it wasnt, so i could sit it down, like it would solve anything, like this loneliness would just be gone tomorrow. a foolish tought, but fate helped this poor fool since just as fear started to overcome my resolution i spotted her small, bigger than mine though, home. she lived in a tree like a fairy. this was far less amazing than her cute fairy wings. the orange light filtered by the windows gave little mercy to my weak heart, she was still up and i was here, near her home. no more excuses. with slow steps i approach the tree, with my eyes nervously searching something in the dark, maybe help, maybe her, the heart in my chest was more agitated than ever. feeling sweat on my forehead i stopped, fearing i would look like a madman to her. breath in, breath out, i try to calm myself, the door is near, the most of it is done, i repeat to myself. just as i make a more firm step toward her home, my goal, the door of the treehouse suddendly open. two small winged figures come out, but the darkness of the sky hide most of their figure, like a black silk veil. she's not among them, i dont know how but i just know, could they be friends?

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>>43851745
i can see them approaching me, like an idiot i was watching them only twenty to thirty steps from them and never came to me they could see me like i did. and i was in the middle of the road, it's not like i was hidden in a bush, like a stalker. maybe that's actually a good thing, i mean, i dont want to make my love, or her friends, think i'm some kind of creep. nervously i see the small duo flyin slow but without indecision toward me, and when i can finally spot her features they grab my hands. an hand for each fairy. tiny soft hands, one fairy is quite more excited than the other, pulling me with strenght toward the treehouse, the other is smiling in a mischievious way, with a small nod she make it quite clear i have to follow them. confused i obey, after all they're helping me to reach the girl i wanted to see, quite a good surprise. few steps from entrance i can hear a little ruckus and quite a concert of laughin voices. i feel my chest lighter, and i almost forget what i was here for. as i step inside, pulled by the cute fairies, i'm overwhelmed by the big crowd in the room. they're all fairies, i guess, some of them lack wings but they're still of minute figure. all the eyes are on me, small cheerful curious eyes brighted by the many orange lamps. a second of silence, just a short second, enter the room before leaving and being replaced by warm smiles and laughters. a few faces are more curious than amused, others look a bit drunk and just smile sheeplish. the duo that welcomed me left my side but i can feel another one pushing my back with childlike strenght, i let her guide me and as my eyes wander between the room i spot just before me the little girl i love so much. the fairy behind me stop to push only when i'm near a few steps from her. it's weird to feel so nervous when we played so much together, but it's something beyond me, i can only force myself to stop looking my feet like a dork and look at her properly. as i do, a warm smile and teary happy eyes welcome me, like she missed me more than i missed her and i can resist the impulse to hug her tight only thanks to my surprise when i notice her dress. a frilly dove-like dress, with a silk light veil adorning her head, covering her fluent hairs combed in a manner i never seen before. her smiling trembling lips were also donned by a light red lipstick, which granted her a woman charm strong enough to make me blush. lowering my eyes in not exactly a manly way to try to contain my emotion i can see her tiny hands reaching mine. i'm not that dense to not realize the meaning of a gesture quite common to her mannerism, an act that now assumes a complete different meaning. realizing how brave she was to make the first step, i feel my pride calling me to do my part: i raise my head, only enough for my eyes to meet hers, i let my left knee touch the floor so my lips can reach hers. a kiss born out of love. her hands unties mines, and i darely embrace tight my tiny spouse surroundend by laughters and drunk cheers. i dont know how she knew. maybe she didnt and the small fairies i met before were about to pick me up from my place. maybe it's just magic. she's a fairy after all. i dont know and to be honest i dont care either. i'm happier than i ever was, with the girl i love by my side and sorroundend by friendly faces. that's enough for me.


OWARI.

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>>43851745
>>43851756
I think you did pretty alright, Anon.

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>>43852234
as long at least one reader is satisfied then it was worth the effort.

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>>43850201
The problem with stories about weddings that aren't comedies or tragedies is that weddings by their nature are incredibly dull affairs for everyone involved.

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I want to pump and dump a 2hu

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No touhou would ever marry you.

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>>43856344
Not with that attitude!
You gotta believe in yourself anon!

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>>43856377
Flower power has a nice dress.

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>>43856344
It already happened

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>>43850268
>Nobody post about marrying fairies
I do, but I usually post about having children with fairies.

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>>43856951
This guy married a fairy! Say something nice about him.

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>>43857592
It's not really pedophilia if they're just retarded and ignorant but really old??

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>>43857607
Let Eiki be the judge of it.

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i'm gonna marry the goblinu

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The LostWord wedding dresses are nice.
>>43857701
Good luck.

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I love my beautiful wife Remimi.

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>>43855818
Why are Reimu and Sanae in western dresses? Marisa I get at least

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>>43857806
Probably because the artist felt like drawing them that way. With Sanae it’s easy to get since she came from the outside and was presumably exposed more to Western stuff.

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>>43857830
Nah, thats wrong

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>>43857843
Then I don't know then. Maybe the artist felt like giving them Western wedding dresses because he thought they would look nice in them.

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>>43857806
it's just a (goofy) re-elaboration of their original design into a wedding dress.

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My beautiful and cute wife, Sakuya-san..

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>>43857854
>>43857909
Nah not that either

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She... she said yes!

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>>43858443
imagine living expenses with such a glutton wife.

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>>43858443
Cute ghost.
>>43858461
If Youmu could handle it so can anon.

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>>43853571
Clearly you've never been to an oni's wedding before.

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>>43859049
That would be a comedy so his point still stands.

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>>43851745
>>43851756
Very cute stuff anon. Everything came across clear enough, even if you're not a native.

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2hus will divorce you and take away all your money and belongings

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>>43861930
Is divorce even legal in Gensokyo?

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>>43864074
No.
Merely saying the word "divorce" near your youkai wife will cause you to receive a severe beating from her. She will say it's for your own good and it hurts her more than it hurts you.

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>>43850877
But I would have simply accepted it without need for the rape...

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>>43864401
Some people think all the non-human hus are barely restrained rape engines, Anon.

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>>43864401
she's a bit tsundere, please understand.

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>>43860809
dress doesn't suit the retarded hobo

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>>43866358
I think she looks nice in it.

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i cant believe how little popular are loli 2hou brides even among japanese, truly the world is goin downhill.

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A cute goddess of a wife who doesn't nag!

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>>43850201
Youkai wife
Happy life

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>>43866358
Say that again about my wife you fucking ass

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>>43850201
Very good thread.

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>>43873878
Flandre's special day!

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Inagine having a proper western wedding and then your wife disintegrates or simply can't get married since marriage is a religious thing and too many youkai are inherently unholy

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>>43874213
your mom is inherently unholy

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>>43874213
We don't need your permission, Akyuu.
Yukari has gapped in a priest that doesn't seem to mind, and no one can stop us.

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the perfect wife for anons living on neetbux

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>>43874213
There’s always the purest lady to marry.

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Could you fix her?

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>>43876996
Yes, but i prefer her unfixed.

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>>43877181
The correct answer.

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>>43876996
no, and she would ruin you instead

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>>43873806
that rich dress doesn't suit your retarded hobo beggar bum homeless whore of a wife. Wat u gonna do about it, cum slurping faggot?

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june is over and i didnt manage to marry my 2hou waifu. T-T

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>>43884755
You can always try in July. June is merely a popular month for weddings.

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>>43885690
Pretty.

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>>43858785
>If Youmu could handle it so can anon.
maybe maybe if you marry them both the problem it would solve by itself. and two brides are better than one!

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>>43880137
What is there on me that she could ruin?

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The month is now over. Let us have a round of applause for the ladies married off in this thread.
Junko
Kanako
Byakuren
Yuuka
Suwako
Okuu
Ran
Yukari
Daiyousei
Reimu
Sanae
Marisa
Lily
Suika
Remilia
Sakuya
Yuyuko
Yuugi
Mokou
Youmu
Sagume
Flandre
Sukuna
Seiga
and Kutaka
May their marriages be happy and fruitful. Now, a moment of silence for the pelvises of the lucky anons.

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>>43850201
>>43850268
>my two favourite 2humoms in the first two posts
This month will be a good month

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>>43886827
>Seiga
The poor husband is already dead and zombified....

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>>43875216
Yukari would never do that. She firmly believes that human men must marry and reproduce with human women to keep the balance of Gensokyo intact and any youkai who tries to marry a human is a deviant who will be eliminated as soon as the miko stops being so lazy.
(Her own husband is legally classified as a shikigami and thus exempt from this law)

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>>43890622
It's hard to believe that Yuuka got a shikigami. She just doesn't seem like the type.

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>>43885905
There is always that option.
>>43888574
Hey I was going to post that Junko.

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Which Hu would have the most stressful wedding? Reimu?

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>>43896316
Miko would spend the entire wedding wondering if it was gay to marry a man. Very stressful!

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>>43896334
Slam dunk answer.

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>>43891812
If Yuuka saw your reading comprehension she would kill you with her bare hands.

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>>43891829
Why do you have pictures of my wife

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>>43896388
Miko accidentally starting to speak when the groom's supposed to deliver his vows!
Miko pausing and looking around for a second when her husband gets told "You may now kiss the bride!"
Miko blushing furiously when her husband picks her up and princess carries her into the bedroom!

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>>43896440
I was led to believe that she was my wife.
>>43896446
Cute.

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>>43896400
I know, it's crazy to think that she went and found a human who was willing to become her shikigami the day after the new anti-mixing laws in Gensokyo started being enforced. Truly a mystery.

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>>43896400
No clue what you're talking about! It's simply fortunate that Yuuka was able to get a "shikigami" to marry, she just doesn't seem like the kind of youkai to have a shikigami. If he was a human it would be a real problem.

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>>43896501
>I was led to believe that she was my wife.
This lie smells of lunacy, my mom-wife is going to be a mom-mom to our children

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>>43896542
>>43896549
Imagine believing that a mindless brute like Yuuka could maintain a shikigami. It's such a transparent lie and she'll surely be exterminated soon for trying to destroy Gensokyo.

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Marry Alice.

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>>43905829
How many bridal Yuyukos exist?

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>>43914513
How many stars are in the night sky??

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>>43920242
Too many for me to count.

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>>43904704
Marry Alice('s mom).