Monster Girl Thread

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A bird? A plane? No...!

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[Anonymous No.]

Alp sex

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>>43849636
A manticopter?
Helicore?

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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[Anonymous No.]

warning

fox

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>>43849643
I'm gonna have sex with a alp and call her a faggot as I cum inside.

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>>43849722
how to make your fox feel better

[Breathfag No.]

>hugging danuki in a close embrace
>her breasts pressing up against your chest
>one arm wrapped around her
>your other hand running your fingers through her lovely, brown hair
>face-to-face
>her hot, steamy breath wafting across your face
>her warm, slimy tongue running up and down you lips, cheeks, and nose
>lots of deep, passionate kissing

g0g0y

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>>43849636

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>43849752
Shut up spamming /trash/faggot

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>>43849722
>>43849746
She wants the tofu

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>>43849746
tofu aint free y'know.

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>>43849636

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>>43849818
blue board, anon

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Need momdere hebi wife.

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>>43849818
who thinks stabbing a slime was a good idea?

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Alps are real women and they make trannies seethe
Trannies will never be real women and thus they will never alp

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>>43849826
shh

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>>43849835
I think stabbing a Shoggoth with my cock is an excellent idea.

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>>43849661
If this how a wolf reacts when you tell her you don't want children?

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>>43849752
You've piqued my interested, breathfag. This sounds kinda fun

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, summer is hot so you ought to stay cool, anon! Jump into a pool with a lilim!

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>>43849842
alps arent real women, them existing was a mistake

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>>43849943
Sandworm will keep your cooler

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>>43849945
You will never be a real woman, and you were also a mistake

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>>43849842
Alps are guys who want desire to be women, so they undergo a process that destroys mana production, and they monsterize into women.
Trannies are guys that want to be women. Trannies are going to be the ones alping en masse.

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This is why everyone hates alps

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>>43850002
Trannies generally want to keep their trans identity, meaning they dont actually want to become women, but instead stay as trannies

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>>43850013
Himalayas are cooler.

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>>43849943
I want a strongfat, tomboy Lim and I will cross the world to get one!
Small problem, I don't know what direction to go in.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/48163936/chapters/121455886

Hi all. I finally managed to sit down and write something again.

This one is about succuviruses, automatons and gremlins. Find out why online safety is so important in an internet filled with monsters.

Thanks for the positive response last time, hope people enjoy this one too.

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>>43850039
Yeti Harem

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>>43850046
USB Fleshlight

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>Get an adorable Alice with oppai tits
>really adore her
>realize she will never remember you two bang, and will never be able to return your affection
>everytime you bang its got to be rape
>blood on all the sheets

Feels bad. If I keep her long enough does she evolve into a full succ waifu?

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>>43850046
Oh damn, I'm in the middle of reading your last one now.

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>>43850046
If I may put in a request for a story centered around a griffon next time, whenever you write again

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>>43850079
Take her to wonderland and it will 'fix' her in that sense.

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>>43850079
No you have to go on an adventure in the wonderland

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>>43850079
isnt that her fetish

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>>43850096
>>43850095
I'm not familiar with this DLC. Regail me

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>>43850110
one of the KC Questions

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>>43850110
Tl;dr
>Go to wonderland
>Do adventure
>Meet queen
>Win at life
>Alice now remembers having sex with you

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>>43850159
dementia slain
quest complete

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>>43849643
I would like that

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VOTE NOW FAGGOTS
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>43850221
Fuck off retard

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>>43850221
Alps are cute and valid.

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Wi-vern or Why-vern?

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>>43849818
W-what's Shog about to do to the brave heroine...?

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>>43850322
>t. alp
GET PREGNANT FAGGOT

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>>43850356
Politely ask her to stop and for her to please leave her alone.

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>>43850349
The real question is why not?

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>>43850356
gently escort from the premises

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>>43850356
What Shog always does when she sees a tasty snack. No trace of that girl will be left.

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>>43850369
everybody asks wyvern but nobody asks whovern

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Monster seller, I require your strongest dorks

[Anonymous No.]

The Alpha of Awe. The Beastwoman of Brawn. The Cultivator of Cum. The Destructor of Dicks. The Empress of Eloquence. The Femme of Felidae. The Greatest of Glory. The Huntress of Human Cocks. The Imperatrix of Intellectualism. The Judicator of Jizz. The Kinkiest of Kenkou Cross. The Lady of Loquaciousness. The Mastodon of The Mist Continent. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Obliterator of Orderfags. The Princess of Panthera Tigris. The Queen of Quixote. The Rapist of Ruination. The Strongest of Sunda. The Taskmistress of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vanquisher of /vg/tards. The Warrantor of Weaklings. The Xenophile of Xenogeny. The Yardmistress of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REGINA
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE QUEEN OF QUEENS
THE LADY OF LADIES
THE JUSTICIAR OF /JP/

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Is it okay to sexually bully my alp roommate?

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>>43850384
whervern?

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>>43850133
From the Patreon that still hasn't updated?

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>>43850394
You cannot handle my dorks. You need to go to a seller that sells weaker dorks

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>>43850406
older than that

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>>43850403
>implying she isn’t the one instigating

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>>43850384
>>43850405
Howvern?

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>>43850405
soaring for the dive bomb

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>>43850445
Whatvern?

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>>43850445
>>43850451
>It was at this point Saphirric decided enough was enough and pounced on Anon.
>While not able to stop him from keeping the joke going, he certainly stopped him from making it for much longer.

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>>43850421
>Alp is addicted to getting bullied and used like a disposable sex toy by anon
>Anon actually really likes her and only does this because it's her fetish
>Also because he likes fucking her while she's in the middle of something else

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>>43850395
I'm sure she's very tough

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Stop your futile attempts at resisting anon and give in

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>>43850482
some of them like it when you run

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>>43850482
I'm going to put an elf on a shelf!

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>>43850482
Elves are gross perverts

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>>43850496
How is that different from you...?

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>>43850496
Just let her, elf massages feel nice.

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>>43850539
But I don't want to get addicted to them

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>>43850558
I understand that, last thing you want is withdrawals when they're taken away.

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>>43850579
next thing you know you'll be soliciting strange monsters on the street for massages to get your next fix

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>>43850349
Switch pronunciation at random while talking to dragonians, even within the same sentence. Bonus points for a bad impression of a dragonian accent.

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>>43850349
Wifevern

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>>43850604
>>43850606
>Somewhere a dragon sees this and fumes.
>Not because its happening to wyverns, as they are a poor showing on the draconic species, but because she just KNOWS that someone is going to start mispronouncing dragon soon.
>And that will not stand.

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>>43850692
>Cue the scene where she spits out a fish whole and gives to him to eat

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>>43850700
Yeah, this mispronunciation joke is starting to drag-on

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>>43850714
It is dray-ging a bit.

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Trust pyrows

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>>43850730
what a pal

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We need more monster girls in wetsuits.

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>Human women copying monster girl behavior cuz it's trendy
Could you imagine being seduced by a human woman of all thing.
Monsters having their potential mates stolen from them because they were *too* influential as a whole.

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>>43850778
We do but we don't need AI art anon.
It will cause trouble.

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>I LIKE TO WATCH
>I LIKE TO SEE
>YOU FUCK MY HUSBAND
>IN FRONT OF ME

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Are willamaria and the other fallen maidens exceptions to the "monsters that used to be human are trash" rule?

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>>43850844
they're married. not really my problem

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>>43850700
I’ll learn conversation grade dragonian then intentionally act like a retarded tourist reading out of a basic greetings handbook as I mispronounce all the streets and historical sites in the capital. I’ll make sure to flirt with the young 20 somethings in view of the hags too because I know they love it when the almost-sabbath-tier borderline hatchlings get attention instead of them.

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>>43850866
Just don't buy the dragonian phrase book from your local danuki. You might accidentally propose to a lizard.

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>>43850866
Anon is going to get charged with criminal mischief making and sent to the gem mines under officer Ameran Wurm.
You may call her A. Wurm for short.
She's quite a bit more intelligent than she seems.

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>>43850880
I’ll also leave a secret admirer letter on the palace grounds addressed to Queen Dionysus or whatsit not really sure how its spelled but I’m sure she’ll get the message
>>43850899
I swear I’m just a tourist who thought it’d be cool to have a week visit to Dragonia

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>>43850046
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Lilimux is in fact Girtablilu/Lilimux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Girtablilu plus Lilimux.
It was fun, makes me wish I could reach the length myself.

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>>43850039
What's cooler than cool?

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>>43850835
I like it when bicorns join in and Dom both the guy and girl

Imagine a crazy Dom head wife bicorn who owns the entire harem or polycule or whatever the fuck it would be called

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>>43850926
Anon please, you should have expected this.
Everyone knows that Dragonia is an Oligarchy

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>>43850962
Just you watch, Queen Donovan will read my letter and bust me out and failing that I’ll appeal to consular rights!

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>>43850976
Good luck writing Dragonian script with your tiny human hands. Perhaps one of the guards will read your scribbles and take pity on you.

[Anonymous No.]

I use a teleportation spell to get away from this obsessive yandere Shog who keeps trying to get me. Even if she does manage to get her slime on me, the spell only teleports me so I'm able to escape every time. Silly Shog will never get me, I just have to think it to use the spell.

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>>43850976
>The consulars just act like they never got your letter each time
>You get a new cellmate
>It's a corrupted dragon who destroyed a building because she couldn't find a man she liked
>As soon as she locks eyes with you they turn into hearts
At least you'll both get out of jail for the marriage clause

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>>43850976
>Queen Donovan will read my letter
Pretty sure queen Donovan is busy with Guts

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>Use protein powder instead of chalk for my summoning circle
>Ask muscle demon to be my gym partner

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i will mix a p'orc and a dargon and see what i get

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>>43850866
>going to Dragonia and flirting with the lolis and teenagers in front of the hags

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>>43850046
the strikethrough parts were a nice touch
i'm intrigued by the mouse-play and right clicking a succu-virus's avatar
i had a small concern about how you were going to approach the presumably pre-existing personality inside the automaton shell (it'd be a little fucked if she straight overrode it) but you handled it pretty well
overall pretty neato

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>>43851026
Pro-tip, you can add more protein power or higher grade protein power to get bigger succs/demons.

>>43851051
You get dragon blooded orks.
Which are like normal orks except they can have claws, potentially develop wings, and also have elemental breath attacks.

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>>43851060
More hags for me

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I like hag foxes

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I want to be captured by a Kejourou; to be lifted off the ground with only a few strands of hair. Shivering and struggling uselessly as more and more of it travels underneath my clothing, up my torso and arms and down my hip and legs. Really feeling the texture of it in my fingers and palms. Barely being able to see as I'm carried off to her home while the pleasant fragrance puts me further into a trance. Gently squeezed by that silk while also being embraced. My own hair being a plaything for her own. Forced to make eye-contact and see her warm smile, feeling her legs wrap around me pulling me close for long night that neither of us will soon forget.

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>>43850985
She likes a challenge anon. When she's ready to get you, you'll end up teleporting into goo she placed waiting for you, and then mind meld so you won't even think about getting away.

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>>43851163
i like creepy ladies, how many of them are in MGE

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>>43851163
her hair running through mine and intertwining is the good shit

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>>43849679

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>>43851168
well, there's kejorou, oomukade, shirohebi, wisp, unicorn and sea bishop.
best bet seems like zipangu

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>>43851192
Hebi is not creepy!

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>>43851168
Many, go to a dark mages hut

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>>43851192
>unicorn and sea bishop
they are virgins but they not creepy

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>>43850092
Griffons are cool. Wouldn't mind writing a story with one. I had a story idea, but didn't have a monster to go with it, so it's a possibility.

>>43850941
As they say, quality over quantity. I'm pretty slow at writing, but I find I pick up the speed the further I get into a story.

>>43851065
Thanks anon. I'm glad that I wasn't being pedantic for no reason with the personality thing.

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>>43850989
Good, since she’s corrupted she’ll come with me back home and do the same foreigner mischief as me but in reverse

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>>43851216
i don't know, if i was being targeted by a unicorn i'd think it was just because i'm a virgin.
hearing the sounds of her hooves whenever i try to go out
always with that unsettling smile belying her dark intent
plus she'd leave poetry around

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>Off Duty Orderite in a MGC

What happens to Off Duty Orderites if ever they do wound up in an MGC?

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>>43851316
Rape. Monster girls love, LOVE, the Order soldiers.

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>>43851185
>alp rolls off of Anon, leaving him in the mattress crater and smugly asks him if he has anything to say to her

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>rent a new apartment in MGC
>don't read the fine print at the bottom
>contract is indefinite
>she can enter my apartment anytime she wants
>only acceptable form of rent payment is drinking her milk while she watches
Can I crash on someone's couch? I don't think I can live here much longer.

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BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

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>>43851185
Are you the fox artist guy?

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>>43851397
>get pregnant with our kid...queer

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>>43851346
>Join the order
>Specifically request to join the army going deep into the demon realm
>Turns out most soldiers are there for the same reason
>Pull a mutiny tying up the officers
>March to the closest demon realm garrison and throw the officers before the lilim
>Throw off our armor before grabbing the monster girl of our choice
>Another expeditionary force lost

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>>43851448
The one or two bozos who were there legetimately would probably be scared shitless as everyone else goes to hand over the officers.

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>>43851179
Your hair is going to get molested sooner or later with a kej

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>>43851525
What happens if I tell my demon boss I quit?

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>>43851551
>Last two guys
>Are confused why everyone is undressing
>Decide to make a stand and go out like heroes
>Charge in only for both of them to trip into a pair of slime twins

[Anonymous No.]

>>43851525
What happens if I pick her nose?

[Anonymous No.]

I need to fuck a wight heroine. I need to fuck a wight dark brave NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43851592
I think you have a heroine addiction

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna say I think Undeads are just boring old normal human women but with grey skin where a Lich and Wight can hear me just to make them mad!

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>>43851611
She looks mean

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>>43851652
but she feels good

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>>43851652
She's perfectly nice. Look she's even got a heart on her to prove it

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>>43851652
and thats a good thing

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43851727
>When you tell them you don't believe in that supernatural mumbo-jumbo

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>>43851791
I bet she gives great hugs

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>>43851185
Thanks Doc

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>>43850778
that wetsuit is the worst designed wetsuit in history. Yeah lets leave a huge hole in the front and back to lose all that heat we are trying to conserve.

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>>43851908
It's AI slop, no shit it fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43851908
swimsuit +kneesocks/elbow gloves is the way to go

[Anonymous No.]

which mg Tries to look scary but she is too adorkable ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43849636
>Guten TA! Ya! I am a Landschneckt you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852009
this is a monstergirl thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852009
I've never met a german vampire.
This should be interesting.

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>>43851941
So that ridiculous design would be OK if it was drawn by hand?

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>>43852055
No but at least it would just be an artist being dumb rather than some soulless bugman typing a prompt so he can spam some dogshit Frankenstein artwork on random imageboards.

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>>43852055
The design is stupid, but a person making a conscious decision to draw it that way because it makes his dick hard is much, much different than some computer program spitting out a random design that looks like that.

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>>43852066
those are some really long tails...

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>>43852009
Look at those Bloodbags. What i would do for her and a chance at making her my wife.

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CEO of sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to romance and stick your dicks into sussy Red Flag Girls. Don't worry! Mamono Mana and the power of love will make them not betray friends and allies and will fix them!

[Anonymous No.]

Post straight up villains.
>Difficulty level: no foxes.
Miss Chesh is looking positively evil this evening. I hope she doesn't make me her scratching post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852170
i tried checking but it was all foxes

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>>43852170
Not a villain but a spooky ambush predator

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852066
>Setouchi
Honestly love his non-mgq stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852170
>post antagonists
Yet another group/party of Order Heroines.

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>>43852170

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>>43852215
honk honk

[Anonymous No.]

I hate gachafags so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852216
careful, they're full of MALICE and EVIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852231
EVIL MILK

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>>43850692
Where do I find harpies this big?

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>>43852215
There’s no way this is an evil monster, everyone knows the only evil monsters are foxes

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid birdbrain thinks rubbing and grinding against me and giving me a boobhat will seduce me. I'm not fucking a birdbrain like her, so she can keep dreaming! Good thing Harpies are weak so she can't hold me down and rape me even if she tried.

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>>43852306
It'd work on me desu.

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>>43850033
Psychologically there are 2 types of Trannys.
The 'girl in a guy's body' who are the smaller group, and who try to become a woman
The bigger, and more offensive group are 'guys who try to fake being a woman to get women' - the creepy fat sweaty ugly meme Trans who go to Lesbo-sites and gross-out dykes, and the mentally-ill 'pronouns' attention-freaks.
The 'Buffalo Bill' mentally-ill Dr.Lector describes to Clarice in SotL.
>type 1 will Alp and be happy, and most Anons will just think they're Succs
>for type 2 actually becoming a Succ will be an eternal punishment and Anons will hate and reject them, and they deserve it.
And now, back to real mamonos

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>>43850835
Sometimes I'll take the lead and seduce a mamono while my Blackhorse sits back and watches, building up her anticipation, and I'll keep full eye-contact as I'm fucking our new toy.
Other times I'll sit back and watch her seduce her target, even doing some Yuri to get us all turned-on, then she'll be participating, holding and caressing the toy as we both fuck her.
Occasionally if the other girl is already eager, I'll even fuck my waifu first until she can't control herself and joins in.
If my BlackW-horse ever misbehaves, I just hint that I'm going to go out and fuck some random mamono without her.
Sometimes she sends me out so I come home sweaty and stinking of dark-mana and waits for me to pour it deep into her.
Its the variety, not just of other mamonos, but how we all play together.

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>>43852306
I wouldn't a normal harpy, but if she was fluffy enough I'd be powerless against a wing burrito. Especially on a cold winter's night.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they call it the far east if the damn foxes are everywhere and always insist on getting so close to you, to the point they will break into your home?

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that now is the time of year to catch flow kelp gently floating in the river or on the coast along with sea slimes.
Granted, they could also be lurking beneath the waves to pull you in but that is the risk of swimming.

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>>43852214
A wise Lilim will ensure that the Border Guard of her kingdom includes a number of Bicorn&Anon pairs to protect against raids by disgustingly heroic 3Ds.
Corrective rape monsterization is the kindest of the treatments they deserve.
And loses less agricultural land than planting a full tentacle-forest boundary that will also impede Ratas, Tanuki traders and other essential commerce to her realm.

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>>43852611
'Zip-angu' translates as 'Zipper torn off by her teeth'

[Anonymous No.]

>>43851060
>All of the lolis are older than even the oldest of the hags
Can't win

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852611
There are simply many more foxes than what there used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons help the doll is trying to rape me and the toasters been laughing at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852653
>The Lilims Border Guards surround a raiding party of Order Heroines.
>Their leader sneers, "You monster-scum cannot prevail against our Holy Swords!"
>A lone Ranger on a Blacksteed parts the circle of Guards
>[somehow magically slide-guitar music plays]
>His twin-horned mount snickers, "Oh, poor child, my Darling Anon has a weapon mightier than any sword..."
>Next morning the Bicorn licks the last drops of Dark-mana from her Master's morning-wood as the Guard Circle still stands in awe.
>She licks her lips, "Well, now you are Lesser Succubi. You have a choice, go back to your blessed Order-Lands and be despised for what you have become, or go to the Lilim, beg her mercy, and that she cleanses your Order mind-sickness and restores you to full Mamonos. Me..? I don't care either way, I think I'm just going to have the morning off and snuggle my incredible Husbando. You may leave."

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>>43852761
If you rape her first then she can't rape you

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>>43852761
it's just your imagination

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath can't get me if I just wear my "Number 1# Loli Hater" shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852820
They know it's ironic and you just want to bully them into attacking you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852850
No I'm completely unironic and want to showcase it publicly.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw one of your favorite games got fucked over
if only the portals were opened this shit wouldn't have happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852887
Huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852887
Ah, I see you're a skullgirls fan

[Anonymous No.]

Who killed the Mega Archive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852903
skullsgirls
>>43852905
i occasianly dabble and black dahlia got me interested
and i only see this game going kaput

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852777
I wanna go on swashbuckling three musketeers style adventurer with a bicorn to overthrow the tyrannical monster rulers by giving them the dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852170
Miss cupid is very angry at you anon
I don't think apologizing will fix it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852761
Have some dog water

[Anonymous No.]

>>43850046
Genuinely amazing Anon, thank you for writing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852887
Which game anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43852961
skullgirls....

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>>43852947
who could've known the cupid's beret has a similar function to ms ushi's seal?

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>>43852967
you should go back to vampire savior or something.

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>>43852947
>cupid going full predator mode hunting you down on a tropical island after you broke some nice mermaid's heart by rejecting her
>only did it because of your crippling fear of the open ocean

[Anonymous No.]

Want to pet the abs of a mershark, I think they look cool.

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>>43853009
Exposure therapy after a few days of rape will help a lot

[Anonymous No.]

Get yourself a fighting girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

How will miss Cupid react if I sneak up behind her and pet her wings when she's on break?

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>>43853047
>fear not, Anon
>I'll help you face your fears
>cut to the cupid dropping Anon out of a helicopter into the ocean and flying off

[Anonymous No.]

rub your pet kobold or werecat in the pussy
they like that more than head pets plus it helps them relieve stress quickly

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>>43852983
That's actually a really funny visual
>Your friend dares you to steal a cupid's hat
>You do it
>The second the hat goes off her eyes get heart pupils
>She immediately stabs you with a love arrow and pins you down

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>>43853056
Black arrow correction
If she likes you she might claim you while you're weakened or give you to her lonely hag coworker

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>>43853057
At least his mermaid wife will be there for him while he flounders about in the water

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>>43853056
They twitch like cat's ears. If you keep doing it, she'll use your chest as a quiver to hold her arrows.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you politely tell your shog that you're not into non-Euclidean furniture?

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>>43853077
>s-so, do you come here often?
>Anon continues to scream and spit out mouthfuls of seawater as the mermaid helps keep him afloat

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>>43853077
That kraken is so pretty.
Black sclera never fails.

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>>43853159
>ship sinking at night
>pitch black water below you
>two lights appear
>then dozen more in strands around the first two
>think you're dying and that this is the light
>lights get closer and closer
>finally see what it is in the light of the moon shining through the waves
>huge fucking kraken
>two glowing eyes in black sclera staring up at you
>see the glint of her teeth as she smiles at you
>her luminous tentacles reach up towards you
>too mesmerized to scream, just let yourself get dragged into her embrace

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>>43853159
black sclera only improves monster girls who don't have it by default.

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>>43853188
Nah I would die on the spot, my heart can't take that kind of stress without exploding

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>>43849636
cool, someone saved it
>>43850046
nice, thanks a lot Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I don't think that I can make it. Hope that my fated one can find someone else

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>>43853188
Always found krakens to be really romantic, imagine it being surrounded by her tentacles in an inky abyss, just you and her. Staring into her eyes, feeling her grope caress and love every inch of you
How can any man resist such a girl

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>>43853397
Anon don't do something you'll regret, please

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>>43853397
Persevere, we are all going to make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43853398
Agreed, they really are top-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>43853398
Pitch black water
Constant drowning
Pressure slowing crushing you
Wet
Foreign things touching you while you can't see
Can't move very well underwater
Etc etc

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>>43853398
>all the mermaids think your kraken wife is a cool beauty
>actually a beach bum who just wants to float around with you and cuddle
>loves to send you to fetch her drinks at the beach bar
>covers you in tentacle marks before she does because it makes you embarrassed (and to keep bicorns away)

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>>43853422
>he didn’t go to a sea bishop for underwater affinity first
rookie mistake, even then your new kraken wife would probably bring you to her first thing to “notarize” the marriage

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>>43850046
This was a really nice story. Keep up the good work!

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>>43853411
He can't regret this kind of thing since you know is dead (unless god punish you and send you straight to hell)

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>>43850046
Your story have femdom?

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>>43853453
Nobody knows what happens after you die but you know if you botch a suicide that's even worse than just persevering, better off just not trying that shit

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>>43853422
Bro how deep do you think you're going? She's not that deep, it's not like she's an angler fish

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>>43852653
>>43852777
Maybe this wouldn't happen if it were more elite, higher leveled and professional Order units, actual heroines and NOT some two-bit Adventurers Guild punks and bitches.

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>>43853454
It has a tiny bit, but the guy teases her a lot too so it's more of a switch thing going on. It's not likes he's her bitch or anything

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>>43853436
I feel like tentacle marks would attract bicorns

Also hot, I love the idea of my wife being a lil possessive like that. Nothing hebi tier just a lil marks or tail wrapping to make everyone else know I'm hers

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>>43853457
If you really want to die, you can't botch your attempt.
>But people failing with gun/shotgun
Yup I saw those vids but they are retards. You just need a rope and a random big tree or even better a bridge so the rope break your neck.
I didn't mention meds or other bullshit since it's just for attention seeking.

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>>43853421
Damn shame we don't see more girls like this, I also imagine in order to breathe underwater until you turn they have to kiss you and breathe for you which is so so so nice

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>>43853487
Wouldn't say that's attention seeking, If I killed myself I would not want to leave behind a mangled corpse to traumatize the person who finds it even more than they already would've been. You can still botch a hanging too anon, it's not that easy to die especially if survival reflexes kick in last second.

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>>43853488
>Having your nose full of salt water and your eyes burning
Nope, I go there with an armored swim suit or after Bishop magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43853457
There's those people that die and get revived

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>>43853497
Still not really too accurate since we aren't sure if they are hallucinating or dreaming or what, I believe in paranormal stuff don't get me wrong but we will never really know until we cross that threshold ourselves.

On a less sad and weird note, what do you do when you're so messy kiki and shog team up to fix you?

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>>43853496
More kraken for me

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go on adventure with my bicorn companion to defeat the evil demon queen and her generals.
I'm sure nothing will go wrong and that I will be able to stay faithful and monogamous.

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>>43853520
I guess they've lost if they're too busy getting fucked by you and your bicorn

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>>43853493
It is and I don't say that to be edgy. I saw it happen several time around me
Someone will find you anyway don't see where is the problem, just schedule a mail to the police so they can find your corpse 12 hours after. You are a turbo retard if you botch your hanging, we even have documentation about the perfect length for instant death thanks to UK's prisons

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>>43849636
Would monstergirls be turned on and like cute Foreigner Boys in like some sort of cultural exchange program or in the form of some transfer student who came from a foreign country and is studying in a demon realm for some scholarship?

>"Hello! My name is Antoine Leoun'Cour. I am from the Monarchy of Erusia. My parents sent me here to study in this realm because I have relatives and extended family who are also with monstergirls such as yourselves."
>most if not all of the monstergirl students in the room go wow at awe and amazement as one monstergirl asks
>"You're pretty cute and handsoome! Are- Are you a prince or a king?"
>The foreign exchange student quickly replies. "Ah non non! I am not a prince. Nor am I related to the Royal Family nor ruling houses of Erusia. I and my family are of lesser and lower status, though my parents and myself are Baronets. Again, nowhere near related to the Royal Family or any ruling houses of Erusia... Still! I hope to be a good student and be friends with you all!"

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>>43853510
Become worse, the chase (fixing) is always more entertaining for both parties than being fixed

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>>43853525
Sounds like a great victory for hero anon and his mighty bicorn steed.
Imagine their whole army getting hold up in camp because the demon queen and the generals are just busy getting fucked all day

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>>43853574
I don't wanna be a Foreigner exchange student, all the monster girls are gonna make fun of my accent.

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>43853574
>entire post has little to do with monster girls and is just an excuse to push retarded ace combat references
Yeah for newfriends - that's how you shouldn't write around here.

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>>43853598
Don't speak with them and go in your room to play Tarkov until midnight. Repeat until you can come back home, worked for me.

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>>43853470
I agree, in fact my party which consists of a REAL heroine (I got in as tank, shit is so cash) are heading down to the Lightning mountains to purge the hobgoblins and salamanders that have been raiding local merchant caravans of their men (fucked up man)
Its gonna be totally cool even if its a low level quest since she just got a new sword from a dungeon the other day and wants to bring us out to test it. She's so excited it's kinda scary honestly... don't tell her I said that though since she's been getting a bit more grumpy lately ever since she got it...

[Anonymous No.]

Cannon-wise, how many abysal/chaos monster girls are there? I can only think of mind flayers and shogs.

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>>43853630
That sounds like a great way to get the monster girls living in the same dorm to start trying to hit you up.
>"Hey gals, have any of you noticed anon never brings any girls home. Does that mean he's still not taken?"
>"..."
>"I call dibs on his cock"

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>>43853656
a bunch, theres a whole list of planned girls, mother hydra was one

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>>43853656
Officially its Mindflayer, Shoggoth, Night Gaunt, Atlach-Nacha that have been released.

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>>43853574
>>43853601
>Erusia
>a chechsire cat chimes in "Hey!!! Did you say Erusea!? Aren't you from that place that built the big giant guns because you're all sore losers AND your princess has a cardboard cutout JPEG stand of her dog!? HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
>The other mamono students laugh at the Chechsire's mockery and points and laughs at the Erusean boy
>Meanwhile somewhere, an Osean/Mobious Squadron Bald Eagle Harpy Obaa-san is in her comfy home and rocking chair and senses
>"Huh!? I sense a disturbance in the force... Ugh, Eruseans! BELKANS! Honey! It looks like I'm coming out of retirement again!"

>>43853630
>Don't speak with them and go in your room to play Tarkov until midnight. Repeat until you can come back home, worked for me.

You sure this didn't attract any gamer monstergirls though???

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>>43853657
My door is not lock, they can enter in my dorm's room but they will only see me shooting other man to steal from their inventory that fucking graphic card on my computer and, sometime, punching my desk really hard.

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>>43853679
Nah, Tarkov is and will stay a mamono free Vidya because no one in his right mind wants to play
>>43853657
My door is not lock, they can enter in my dorm's room but they will only see me shooting other man to steal from their inventory, wait in a bush for something to shoot at and, sometime, punching my desk really hard

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>>43849636
Need my jubby wife to tell me the specific details on why too much baking soda can ruin a cake

[Anonymous No.]

I thought I'd reupload another story to AO3, this time from last winter. The short conversation between the war veteran and the Kiki who helps him shape up is special to me because it produced this piece of Latenight art.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48175735

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>>43853781
I remember this story, I asked for it and you provided. Thanks again anon, one of my favorite

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>>43853787
You're welcome!

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>>43851434
Ye

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>>43849636
Why is the archive dead?

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I like how just 1 ban made the thread so much better

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>>43853510
Endure the blatant sexual tension between them and myself that eventually erupts into a frenetic three way orgy and ends in us lying in bed, one on each side of me, holding hands and idly musing about how to renovate the master bedroom so it fits all three of our tastes.

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>>43853825
Yeah but we're also in the Europe timezones, slow but comfy thread.
How much time can you resist from slapping your kiki maido ass? 8-9 months maybe.

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>>43853825
Why bring him up at all if you're not trying to start shit

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I love tidders, they looks so soft and comfy, but at the same time so lewd and lecherous. If I had a monster wife, I'd spend hours just guzzling on her boobies.
If I kept holst, they would be the most well milked holst in the realm.

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>>43853879
Bobs

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>>43853892

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragon waif teaching dragon daughteru how to breathe fire

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>>43853892
Imagine breasts

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>>43853905
Waif? You mean like an urchin?

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>>43853915
slosh

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>>43853701
Haven’t seen you in a while, good to see you didn’t get moused.
>>43853879
They really are amazing, Holstaurs made me realize how good they can be and now I can’t get enough of them.

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monster jugs make my knees weak and my head spin and feel funny, all resistance fades and reason leaves my mind

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>>43853864
>How much time can you resist from slapping your kiki maido ass? 8-9 months maybe.
Anon, I'd be balls deep in my kiki maid before end of her first day on the job. Nobody here would be capable of holding out for months while having a sexy mamono around their home, especially one known to passively tempt their employer.

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>>43853915
I do, often and intensively.
>>43853933
There really is a nothing that can compare to soft boobs. All my wife needs to do is pull them out and squish me into them to capture me.
>>43853947
Don't you want to enjoy being teased and teasing her with thick sexual tension for a little longer?

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>Anon encounters an imp
>Imp tugs at his leg and politely asks for lewd
>Imp calls him the best person ever
>Anon refuses and ignores
What anon doesn't know is that that imp is actually an arch-imp, and he's gonna get lewded whether he wants to or not. This is what they call a proper rape in MGC.

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>>43853990
Oh no, she's wearing a too-big sweater, that's too cute.

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>>43853990
I will politely refuse since I don't like imps but I will also help to get a husband in exchange, simple as just be nice but firm.

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>>43853990
MGD really opened my eyes to the possibilities of imps.

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>>43854039
Yeah I don't mind cunny, but just short girls who gang up to make up for their weakness is a great concept

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>>43853947
I want a slow burn. Things going weirder and weirder every week. Especially, if I work most of the time from home in my office, writing reports about mamonos and human relations post portal. Living in an isolated house next to the portal in the mamono side but still having to meet a lot of Mamonos, driving me slowly to sexo with maido

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>>43854039
>that imp harem scene
I was once strictly about monogamy, MGD opened a lot of things.
>Elves begging you to get them pregnant as they push you down
>Forest Matango, Jora and Selene week long marathons
>Trisha
I'm just a man slut at this point.

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>>43854111
I always speedrun to Kaia and only romance her. I wish there was an option to just pay off your debt and take her home like most heroes do.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the imp talk

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>>43854143
Imps are severely underrated. Especially the arch imps.

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>>43854111
I swear I’m not a slut for anybody but Venefica, she just does things to me and I can’t explain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43854158
>>43854131
You know a porn game is good if people ignore the avalanche of sex and only care about their waifu.

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>>43854223
That's because MGD has almost no graphical sex scenes so there isn't much to talk about

[Anonymous No.]

Does MGD contain femdom? Can you skip it?

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>>43853669
You’re forgetting Wendigo that there’s five abyssals all together though I do suspect there’s a sixth one, that Miss. Matango comes from the abyss too.

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>>43854332
If you lose it's femdom, maledom if you outfuck them.

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>>43853493
I've had to clean up a few. Most Anons don't get it right. A proper hangman calculates bodyweight and drop height and the noose snaps the neck, too little drop and you die choking and scratching at the rope, too long and the head stops and body separates - and they're all nasty by the time somebody reports them and cuts them down.
My recommendation?
Get two concrete blocks, wire them to your ankles with pliers so you can't undo them by hand, step off a pier. There's the cant-breathe struggle phase, but then you zone out, and its guaranteed to work.
Simple, foolproof, no mess to clean off walls, the fish and crabs get a meal, and some fishermen get a good catch off the pier - real wholesome "circle of life".
>For the rest of us, hang around and wait for the Portals

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>>43854332
This >>43854365 + most sex scenes are actuslly not tied to combat, but rather VN style romances and quests. There are girls that are mostly femdomy but have some maledom scenes (like Venefica), girls that are mostly maledomy but with some femdom scenes (Minoni), and some that are 50/50. However most of the time you can explicitly chose what you want and femdom is never 3d tier mental illness, but always loving.

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>>43854426
I think you should delete that, don't give directions to something like that. That's fucked up and malicious.

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>>43853574
>cute Foreigner Boys
So, basically an Alp then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43853781
As a Vet (but not so redneck) and a Kiki-Anon I approve, it rings true.
Would definitely eat that Kiki's warm moist succulent pie... and her fancy baked-goods afterwards.

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>>43854426
Drowning is a very bad way to kys. I wouldnt recommend it

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>>43853844
Shogg becomes the bed
Kiki makes the bed
Mashtah fucks them both on the bed
>Facedown Kiki getting railed pronebone while Shoggy is all over her from underneath and collecting their combined drool and grool.

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>>43854434
Even Rata-press has 1stAmendment, and if retards are gonna try it, better they don't leave a mess for their family to clean up, or end up sticking their family with the bills for caring for a vegetable
Anyway 99.97% YWDS, the real ones are already doing it not attention-whoring online.

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>>43854454
Query: Is Kiki-pussy pubes fluffy like her doggo-side, or feathery like her wrists?
Could be awkward getting feathers in your teeth.

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>>43854489
Based and true but I still think that roping is faster and better. Just do it in a place know for that or a really secluded one. Put enough length for a break or a head cut. Animals will eat your remains

[Anonymous No.]

Who let the wisps in here?

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>>43854519
Nah, no wight is going to want a Zombie-Anon who has a Dullahan neck from overdropping.

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>>43854460
Its only 'bad' while you still fight for that last breath that isn't coming, that's why everybody remembers their "near-drowning" experience as bad because it is, but once you surrender it's just sleep and fish-food.
>Ms C.Bishop approves this message

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>>43854536
I think it's the furfag who changed tactics to doomposting.
Fuck you mick bastard, I WILL live on and I WILL love monster girls till I die a natural death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43853825
Some random, unrelated posts got deleted but there's no evidence of a ban unless you're schizoposting based off feelings. he's probably asleep.

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>>43854426
Worst was a guy who tied off from a multi-storey car-park with a long rope - idk why, maybe he wanted to 'fly' before going - anyway, by the time he hit the stop, head and body kept going, the body was an easy splatmark to find, the head had bounced about 4 times before we found it
It would have worked without the rope, still been a mess, but a lot less searching about

[Anonymous No.]

When will all monster embrace the forbidden power of silly hats and puffy bonnets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43854607
Not the m*ck, just some reverse motivation to keep waiting for your Waifu in one piece.
/ok, doomposts off/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43854618
>asleep
2 days of sleep? also last time he got mass deleted, we had 3 days free of schizoshitpoting, but I'm sure it's all just a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

Bored but on the theoretical scenario a anon wanted to try and Romance a lilim what would you guys suggest he do? I like the idea of a normal powerless human trying his best to be sauve and charm this impossibly powerful succubus a bit.
Other then just getting picked up by one and claimed I mean.

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>>43854675
Just have confidence, bitches dig confidence
>Walk into throne room
>Start jacking off
Simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>43854648
If you get bored with your Dullahan waifu giving body-less BJs, is it okay to try:
>Neck-throat BJs direct into her esophagus (not the trachea in case she chokes on a lungful of coom)
>Reverse head-BJ, where you fuck up through her neckhole and coom in her mouth

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>>43854576
Being a Dullahan-Anon would be bad.
Now that you don't have to try to contort into a circle, there's a risk Anons would try doing self BJs... and then become Dullahan-Alps.
And since you already KYS, there's no further escape.

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>>43854749
>>43854784
Why is it Anons think Dullahans are just for unnatural BJs?
Maybe she wants to try something else, like maybe licking your balls, or tonguing your ass for extra prostate encouragement, while you do her doggy-style?

[Anonymous No.]

>43853470
I wish all posters with off-topic pictures (especially humantards) testicular cancer. I also hope your parents die the most horrible death.

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>>43854830
> Every night, you sleep with your wife in the traditional "3 spoons" arrangement.
> You are the middle spoon, with your wife's body as big spoon and you cradling her head as little spoon.
> In the morning, you often find yourself getting pushed against the bed as your wife's body mounts you.
> She likes to ride you cowgirl, slowly rocking her hips against your morning wood as her breasts sway above you.
> Her head is always a cute, blushing mess while this happens.
> "Don't look! Oh, don't look. Why can't we take a shower first?"
> "I'm sorry, I can't do anything with her when she's like this."
> The best way to help your wife when this happens is to simply grab her head and make out with her.
> It stops the apologies and her demands the her body be more chaste and proper.
> Afterwards, she always makes you promise not to be middle spoon the next night so she doesn't do anything else to embarrass herself.
> By the next night she's always willing to meekly let you be middle spoon again.
> It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43850692
>Bad luck to fuck a seagull

[Anonymous No.]

>>43854933
But it's okay, she said that Anon was "Mine...mine...mine..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43854920
What if I want to be the big spoon? Can I screw her head back on to hold out throughout the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43853159
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109382325
venefica got me feeling unwise

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She's sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

i wish to have with that woman with an extra mouth on the back of her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855560
Well why'd you wake her up, fool?

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>>43854465
>Pronebone your Kiki
Your Shoggo is kissing Anon, kissing Kiki, sucking her nipples, her clit, Anon's balls, licking Anon's ass, plus slurping up all their combined juices - and if Anon 'slips-out' he can be in another sucking Shogg-mouth on the next stroke while an extra mouth is also eating out the Kiki to compensate.
>and Shogloaf for afters
Shoggy has eyes and mouths everywhere so she gets to watch and join in from all angles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43854454
Does the Veteran's association really provide people with kikis?

[Anonymous No.]

If you could choose who the next encyclopedia girl could be who would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

A Lilim flew over my town a day ago and now my botannical garden has huge breasts and is flirting with me and trying to get me to drink nectar and inhale pheromones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
a foxtaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
slit-mouthed woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
al'miraj
catoblepas

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
I feel like there needs to be more abyssal girls so the hound of tindalos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
Asura, or some sort of spellcaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855730
Are foxtaurs even a genuine thing in real life mythology I’m actually curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
>Deep One
>Mi-Go
>Metal Slime
>Quetzlacoatl
>Sobek
>Terror Bird
>Star Fish
>Otter
>Bober
Any of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>43854648
>Want to fly
Really based
>Suicide in city
Bad, people have to clean up after

[Anonymous No.]

>Bondage Hotdog Sexo CGs in the next update

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855835
You may not get a actual otter woman but you’ll get something close.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dobhar-ch%C3%BA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
Cthulhu girl for the abyssal equivalent of baphos or lims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
GREY
R
E
Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
Sea seals, the real one made for huggggggg, fluff and fuuygggg, not the weird succ who skin sea seal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855875
Who get restrained?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855906
Would a grey be a abyssal or would they be something more like Gazer since they’re aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855906
Which one of you is getting probed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855884
Actually, there are Otter youkai in Japan. They are similar to Kappa, but a bit more on the trickster side. Be wary of mysterious women you meet at the riverside.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to just make a shrine to the Chief God in my living room and worship her from home so I never have to leave the safety of my house. I don't trust going to churches anymore after the local church had a guy get snatched by a succubus pretending to be a nun there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855926
We won't know until KC releases her from his wishlist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855940
Didn’t know that was just looking up Otter cryptids since almost all the girls in MGE are based off either cryptids or monsters from mythology instead of actual animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
fukatachi onna
so more filia

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855940
Otters are pretty playful so I'm okay with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855993
about as playful as dolphins (scary)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856016
Since I learn more about dolphins I don't care about those bastards getting slaughter in the north.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856016
B-but I've seen them sliding down the snowbank just like humans do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855993
The sounds of a giant otter attack are hauntingly similar to the sounds of children at play. I'm not joking.
There's a reason these adorable psychos are always laughing in that comic.

But yes, otters are very playful.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop liking evil women.

[Anonymous No.]

>alp pic got deleted
eh, shit I need to stop drawing the erect nipples so prominent even through clothes.

>>43855696
ayylmao
arch- something.
or honey badger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855906
I don't have it on my right now, but one of the Nips that make fan profiles for subvariants did an ayylmao Automaton that looks like a Tripod.

Also a Slime/Combat Automaton, a Cooking Automaton, and a Ninja Puppet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856101
>Yurishit artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856106
Speak of the devil...
He drew a Water Khepri last week.
https://twitter.com/motonamerou/status/1672010863216312320

No pic in thread because I'm not taking chances with that crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856101
How sad that hack fraud writers from demon realm studios and publications are not immune to bastardizing Tolkien's writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856150
Cute bug. Would both hug and fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
lernaean hydra

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856101
>Mouth of Sauron telling Aragorn, Gandalf, etc how Frodo "suffered" at the hands of his host

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856237
>Who could've believed that one so small could ejaculate so much jizz
>But he did, Gandalf. He did.

[Anonymous No.]

you get wife but shes talks like a hood rat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856266
>talks like a hood rat
I call the cops, simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856296
Hellhounds are stronger than Wights though, this image is false. Wan would kick her undead ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>"He's looking at me... I'm sure he's going to kill me."
"There's no reason for that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856310
Sorry Anon, she has a rolled up news paper.
Thats a +4 Dog Bane weapon there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856310
But Hellhound is fucked up on cheap hood-made synth mana and officer Wight is in her peak shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856335
Hellhound would just burn it and then kick that Wight's ass.
Hellhounds are some of the strongest monsters canonically, only surpassed by Lilims, Baphomets, Dragons and Shog. Hellhounds are > Liches who are >>>> Wights. Hellwan would fucking destroy any undead.
One Hellhound could solo a whole Undead army easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856348
The Hellhound is holding back from unleashing her full power on that undead bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856106
Also Nyarlathotep, assuming the mass of broken English that Google Translate spit out at me when I ran this picture through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Power wanking your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856359
what makes you think shogs are powerful? she's just a maid with silly antics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856378
Fuck you, Hellhound is stronger. And she'll be power wanking me soon enough when the portals open just you watch.

>>43856379
She's indestructible. More indestructibler than Monsters that already seem indestructible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856376
I’m guessing she’s similar to the Nightgaunt where that thing on her back is her husband going to town on her eldritch ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856378
my waifu can beat your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound is just a stupid dog, Wight is better.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856400
I couldn't really make out much from the translation other than that she's friends with the Queen of Hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856408
Your Wight will be a dead body again after a go at a Hellwan you simp.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm feeling really racist today, time to go on 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856423
Dogs are just pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856359
but its thundering and shes scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856447
Hellhound is no pet
She is a BEAST
A beast that's going to give your undead madonna the stitches she had when she was a Zombie again.

>>43856454
Merely an outlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856475
>She is a BEAST
......leashed on a collar by Wight-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856101
Eeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856475
Kek, if you eat Raging mushrooms you can turn this beast into a needy puppy

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't it be something to be very old and wrinkly by the time the portals did appear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856494
>......[HEADCANON] on a [HEADCANON] by Wight-bitch
DONE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856513
Wight won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43849636

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856510
There is ghost incubi so you’ll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wight [FANFIC]
Done. Hellhound is better.

[Anonymous No.]

Raging mushroom enjoyers will always win any fight. We're at the top

[Anonymous No.]

STACYhound won
WEAKght lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856564
I like taking things more eldritch, that raging mushrooms aren’t enough for me I want to go even crazier.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm is stronger than the both of them and she doesnt anyone to prove it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856607
Well my wife has ties back to a eldritch god.

[Anonymous No.]

>WEAKrm
>just a snake that thinks she's a mighty dragon
Jobs to water.
I cachinate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856544
And your waifu could always break into the afterlife or something to get you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856634
Even in death you can’t escape the overbearing love of Mamonos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856631
>jobs to water
Anon, water wurms exist
>>43856625
k, and, she aint one tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856598
Good idea but mix it with SHROOMS to become absolute

[Anonymous No.]

None of you know what TRUE POWER is when you see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856694
a pet cobra would be pretty neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856510
My sabbath is gonna have to call me jii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
>Asura for multiarm
>Kumiho for sadistic, possibly extremist mofu
>Metal Slime so all major slimes can finally be covered
One of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856694
>true power
>AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE APOPHIS SAMA HAVE MERCY ON MEEEE! NOT THE VENOM AAAIIIEEE I'M JOBBING AGAIN!
WEAKraoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856694
>3D with big voice
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.]

Squished beneath big monsters...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856651
>Goes to either heaven or hell duel one, let's rock and fights our version of angels or demons (who are decidedly not as nice as the MGE versions)

[Anonymous No.]

wurm motorcycle gang

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856694
Fishnet body stocking in the desert means she'll have tanlines in that pattern!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856783
>she makes motorcycle noises while anon revs her horns

[Anonymous No.]

I finally shaped up my act and ordered the two volumes of the Encylopedia available in English. I'm now a filthy consumer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856807
>shifting gears is done by kissing Anon and goes faster
>as she does, she becomes more and more red

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856564
>I'm a pussy that needs to cheat
Okay bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856876
Can you lift over 10 tons anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856876
it's not as if the monsters are going to play fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856927
>only 10 tons

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856927
Wait, you can't? lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856949
>100 tons
lmao lol
does this oni even lift

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856967
Anon, your glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856973
my point still stands
I move moutains
onis cannot
i drink wumr milk, they dont and are weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857024
>wumr milk
clearly the milk has more effect on you than strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856962
>The Guinness Book of World Records (1985 edition) lists Paul Anderson’s feat of lifting 6,270 lb (2,840 kg) in a back lift as "the greatest weight ever raised by a human being"
Ah so you’re on that incubus grindset I see.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43856822
No smoking, Miss Danuki.

That makes sniffing for breath less desirable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857036
Ms Haku is gonna cry herself to sleep again tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857054
Ms Haku shouldn't spend her time browsing human imageboards.

[Anonymous No.]

I really don't care about power scaling, I just want to be lovingly smushed under a large helldog

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857054
Miss Haku needs anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856949
Preachy oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856822
Where did you bought them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856876
Stay mad weakling, I will take as much cybernetics and drugs need to be stronger than everyone the fastest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856376
From what I can make out, she is a dragon shapeshifter known as "Nyarlathotep Dragon", although a different Nyarl might exist in the Abyss.
>She has over 1000 forms, including slimes, mist, alraune, Scarlet Queen, Faceless Pharaoh
>She uses her powers to cause trouble, so the Demon Lord had her sent to Wonderland, where she became friends with the QoH
>Now she goes around dragging people and places into Wonderland
>The QoH has assigned a team of four Joker Trumparts to watch her and make sure she doesn't go too far
>On this point, the writer of the profile mentions Nyral Dragon personally appeared before him and assured him that she would not and does not hurt people.

So basically Chaos Jabberwock. One of her forms, the "Wanderer of Darkness", even has wings like a Jabberwock. And the profile pic has mouths...
>>43856400
There doesn't seem to be any mention of how she treats her husband. I'd expect Jabberwock treatment, but more intense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855875
Yesss I love beris, I hope she learns to mellow out a lil eventually though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855940
>You'll never get bullied by an adorable otter girl
>She'll never protect you from a gator girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43849636

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857095
delayed impregnation stuff is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857161
Damn foxes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857124
So just a dragon that can shapeshift that seems a little odd to me since you got all the other lovecraftian monsters as abyssals why wouldn’t Nyarlathotep. Especially when Nyarlathotep is called the crawling chaos it just makes sense.
Though it is fanmade so they can do whatever they want with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857172

[Anonymous No.]

>worked out and bulked up for a long time in order to become a lifter
>milestone that I worked years for was a 500 pound deadlift at the gym in front of all the bros and monsters
>manage to do it and get a short round of applause
>red oni walks up and says "weak" and proceeds to lift 4 tons of weights with one arm
>everyone in the gym goes crazy over her and starts crowding around her deadlifts while she looks smug
>so discouraged, I leave the gym and never go back
Monsters mogging humans in everything ever makes me want to do nothing...

[Breathfag No.]

>>43857161
Foxes are shit. I will never sniff their breaths, not even a little bit.

Danuki and rata are superior for your daily dose of fluff... and breath sniffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857177
She isn't really Nyarl, just a legendary evil dragon (unique).
To reiterate, the profile seems to say she just got that name over time and due to similarities with another entity said to exist in the Abyss.
The artist wanted to leave the door open for KC to make an actual Nyarl.
>Though it is fanmade so they can do whatever they want with it.
No shit, Sherlock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857097
Online bookstore

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857200
But anon! Think of all the gains you'll lose if you stop! You don't want to be flabby again do you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857200
I don’t have to worry about those types of problems anymore since I’m a eldritch abomination now after I drank my own creation of succubus nostrum by syphoning abyssal magic into it, which I call chaos nostrum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857170
You do realize that it doesn't happen instantly, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857273
yeah, but that's not how it goes in doujinshi for the most part. it feels dumb to distinguish it but i also wanted to acknowledge it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857237
A dragonfly? A wasp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857265
Chaos Alps sounds nice. I'm 99% sure I like women and want to keep my dick, but if it's fated to be I would want to be a powerful Alp subspecies that can do cool stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857294
Definitely a wasp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857045
So why danukis specifically?
Why not some other monster girl that probably smells nicer like alraunes or dormice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857302
Don't engage with the shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857200
She sounds like an asshole and not wife material, who cares if the oni can move numbers that’s like getting sad a gorilla is naturally stronger than a human. Onis are all fat and muscle and if you really wanna mog her go train with the lizard track meet for a month then challenge the fat oaf to a 3 mile race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857302
He's just havin fun Maggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857296
That’s not what I was talking about you do know succubus nostrum can turn you into a incubus right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857241
Who cares, they'll always be better than us no matter how many gains you have. The only way to become stronger is to use literal cheat magic drugs like a coward would or stop being human. I'd rather just be lazy for the rest of my life than try to do anything and always get mogged and laughed at by Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857322
the stick anon that can barely lift the empty bar gets more attention and love.
it might just be your personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857322
Yes hello is this the eros hotline? This patient needs a dose of motivated salamander tomboy in his life immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857333
Whatever, I'm just gonna go get a Devil Bug wife who will be lazy with me forever now. At least she won't laugh at me for being less than demigodly.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43857302
I like to think they frequent foods like shrimp tempura, persimmons, and fried rice. Also all the interesting foods and such that a traveling merchant has access to. Makes for interesting breaths. Not to mention, they're adorable, and I wanna get financially dommed by one.

Yeah dormice and alraunes have better scented breath, but who I really wanna sniff is danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857309
I'll engage with whatever I like here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857318
And you should know better than to mess with the Abyss.

[Anonymous No.]

>43857351
k, have fun being a pest just like him then

[Anonymous No.]

>in a monster world, your accomplishments mean nothing
Remember to not give in to the despair, you can't let them know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857356
Naw I like fucking with the abyss it’s too much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857349
You WILL have a cockatrice wife
She WILL get you hopped up on incubus bullshit power running faster and longer than those bloatlord gym rats could ever imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857345
>cue dramatic scene where the salamander fights the oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857386
your accomplishments also mean nothing here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Potatofurry finally banned
>Thread gets into a fight over a namefag because one autistic Anon hates him
Can we not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857386
Jokes on them, I'm an entry-level minimum-wagie with no real accomplishments to boast of!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857400
tolerate malignancy at your peril

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857394
STANDING HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857400
>one autistic Anon hates him
Least obvious sock puppet attempt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857400
>we just removed one tumor from your body! why do you want us to operate on the other?

[Anonymous No.]

who cares about what some dumb meathead oni thinks, REAL happiness for REAL men is hearing your wife ask for thirds after you've perfected the recipe of her favorite meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857394
We all know DEX is the meta and beats STR, miss oni will be gassed out by the end of the first round because she bought into the cardio kills gains meme. Sally also has a strict no alcohol policy so she’s got that advantage too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857409
>>43857413
>>43857417
You can believe whatever you want to believe, but until and unless he's actively causing shit there's no reason to start shit.
This will be my final post on the matter this week. Try not to let your own autism derail the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857350
I don't think that'll smell as good as you think it would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857439
You weren't around when he forgot to take his trip off when he posted actual scat were you?

[Anonymous No.]

>43857439
You are actively causing shit just by continuing to spam your mentally ill retard ritualposts and samefagging to reply to and to defend yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857439
ritualposting and namefagging actively detracts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857439
>but until and unless he's actively causing shit
He's even monitoring the thread to repeat his ritualposts whenever they are deleted, you are an absolute moron if you think he's posting anything in good faith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857437
Salamander gives me the impression she would go for a balance of str and dex rather than pure dex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857443
He's not posting with a tripcode. It's just a name anyone in this thread can mimic and post with.

[Anonymous No.]

I said that was my last post and I meant it. I don't want to waste my time arguing with newfags that don't know the difference between a tripcode and a name that anyone can use. And that notwithstanding, if he isn't posting shit right now or planning to in the future, I don't give a fuck.

THIS IS A CAT. THANK YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857474
>that wasnt him!
he deleted the post immediately after he posted it and realized he fucked up but got caught. Nobody's buying your act, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857506
yet there you go, posting again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857386
Believe in yourself and you can be the guy who transcended his limits and hurt a dragon's pride.
Not that it guarantees your safety after that.

[Mr. Retarded Fuckface No.]

>>43857508
That doesn't mean anything. Unless a board has IDs or someone is using a tripcode, I automatically assume every post is from a different person. Otherwise, everyone is completely anonymous regardless if the Name field is used or not.

Here's a cuddly harpy for your troubles. Try not to overthink things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857543
if it's without meaning, why fucking do it? if you want to wear that shit smeared reputation proudly you deal with the baggage.

[Anonymous No.]

>He's still posting
Kek. See? Retarded shitposters feel the need get the last say on matters they know nothing about. It would be pretty funny if it werent so pathetic.
Atleast your new name suits you well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857473
She’d probably be the crossfit/HIIT type who’s really into martial arts and has her hubby ice her aching joints afterwards.

[Schnitzeldorf No.]

>>43857552
>if it's without meaning, why fucking do it?
None of this has any meaning. This post, this thread, this board. None of it matters, so why do it?
Because it's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857580
>stifling a majority of interaction with your posts is fun

[Severely Bored Virgin with Too Much Free Time No.]

>>43857552
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY
BECAUSE THIS IS 4CHAN
WE DO STUPID SHIT FOR THE LULZ
>>43857586
Nah thats you

[Anonymous No.]

I hate burger's hours, this morning was comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>my lord, what are you looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857200
>imagine not drinking wurm protein powder while eating wurm eggs
lmao, dyel

[Anyanymous No.]

I'd rather engage with breathfag than engage with the retard that throws a tantrum over breathfag for just existing.
Him even knowing what a ritual post is just means he's a refugee from /vg/ that needs to lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857601
your ass, what else, dumbass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857595
burger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857200
Same here, I abandoned all my hobbies and play solo video games. I just go to work and get food. I don't want to leave my flat, they will make fun of me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857624
USA timezone if you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857633
anon it was a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>Unicorns debating if masturbation takes away your virginity or not

[Anonymous No.]

I think breathfag is just a homosexual messing with you guys. He knows exactly what he’s doing and he knows it’s pissing you off it’s that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857637
It does for female since you can break hymen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857614
somebodies never been breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857634
why though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857635
I'm not joking, USA time line is always line up with clown fiesta and flamewar

[Anonymous No.]

marry elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857651
yes i know that but i was making a joke on the burger part of it by posting a fox eating a burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857634
Will do when I can find one anon Inari/Kitsune are some of my favorite monster girls as boring and common a answer as that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857655
I know anon, I'm the one making jokes now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857642
Or he could just like sniffing girl breath.

Honestly, there are worse things to be posting about: beast, vore, gore, NTR, inflation, gangbangs, elves, furry, mutilation, etc.

[Anyanymous No.]

>>43857651
It's an American website. All hours are Burger hours.
Right now, only unemployed Commiefornians are just waking up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857676
>elves
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857681
>he thinks it's a joke
I'd rather a human than an elf. A human can monsterize into something good.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be there for the final, exciting conclusion to the Cleaner's trilogy!
>The Last Sweep, releasing in theaters this July!
So, what's gonna be the epic plot twist this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857692
What would a elf most likely monsterize into since elves can monsterize as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857708
it's just elf(monster)
the half elves can get some good combos though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857434
Imagine going on a wonderful date with this fox, having a great meal and kissing her goodnight, only to start to come to again and see her gigantic tits bouncing as you realize you’re tied to her bed and she’s raping you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856510
Still a practical child by mon standards. A bit of incubus potion or a baho's age reversal magic would fix that Asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857700
Can I get kiki if I go see this movie in a real theater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857700
The money laundering was being handled by the movie industry all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857601
blueberries

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857700
Anon was a double agent the whole time. They're setting up for a spin off series

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857714
I remember there was a hentai where when the elves got dark magic in them they became black for some reason. Which now thinking back on it that hentai is hilarious now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857672
For some reason, this pic made me think of being bullied by Cheshire sisters on the Internet.
>No matter what site you’re on, you get harassed by these purple avatar fucks
>they tease you, taunt you, and no one is stopping them.
>Get an account banned and another springs up almost instantly.
>They’re actually sextuplets and they have your IP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857601
What do you think about having kids? Just curious haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857634
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857601
"Can you explain the combat advantage having your cheeks exposed gives you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857506
wtf is that hand

[Anonymous No.]

>Be servant to the pharaoh
>She requests choccy milk
>Tell her were out and we’ll get some tomorrow once the stores open
>Looks at me like I just said apophises are better rulers
>Clearly the first time someone told her no
>Has me thrown into the snake pit for my insolence
>Unfortunately all the lamias are on vacation

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857878
>imagine not milking her
You deserve the wurm pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856105
I hadn't even noticed the nips in that one and was confused why it was deleted. I should mark it with a filename or I'll forget about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857878
What you don’t realize is she’s going in the pit with you.
Prepare for chubby NEET Pharaoh pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>be butler for hire
>get paid by wight to serve at ball she's throwing
>carrying a big tray with dozens upon dozens of champagne glasses on it to hand out around the party
>suddenly a chesh teleports her claw in the way and grabs my foot tripping me and making me throw it all over the partygoers as an epic troll
>wight so fucking mad she has me sent to her dungeon
>there's no sexy catch to it, I'm not getting suddenly sucked off by ghouls or zombies down here, I'm actually confined to a small cell to sit in the dark
>not even any guards to keep me company
>hear chesh snicker echo through the dungeon
I hate that goddamn cat so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857901
Please draw more gumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857904
>sitting at the bottom of the pit when you hear footsteps up top
>its the neet pharaoh.
>she's in poorly fitting lingere. she probably intended to use this a few decades ago, before she became a neet.
>looks like she is preparing to literally dive in
>but her weight causes her to lose balance
>last thing you see before waking up with a headache the next day is the pharaoh's round-yet-terrified face rushing at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857795
>Hate fucking them to punish them
If only...

[Anonymous No.]

what vehicle would a cheshire use

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857933
That's not a fun prank, now anon will suffer in a jail cell for years, alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857975
>cut to chesh begging for the wight to release anon a few days later because she didnt think he would ACTUALLY get a real punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857956
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857942
Imagine she’s there cuddling you when you wake up though.

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>>43857634
Sorry, but i find foxes unattractive. Go search husband somewhere else.

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>>43857983
so shes a fat lazy cat that likes making others work for her

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>>43857981
>Wight gets pissed that Chesh admits to causing trouble in her mansion
>sends the Chesh to the dungeon too in a cell right across from anon, with a magic seal to prevent her from teleporting out
She's a cruel mistress.

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>>43857953
>Six cheshires roll up to your house and wake you up by surrounding your sleeping dick with their gigantic cat asses.
>one feeds you a raging mushroom when you come to and they squeal as your cock gets hard and you shove it forcibly into the oldest sister’s throat.
>The next day you wake up in a ruined bed surrounded by twitching, cum soaked Cheshires who all look absurdly content.

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>>43857981
>Everyone forgot about anon until chesh speaks about her prank
>Anon is already dead from dehydration
A painful way to go...

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>>43858005
Why use vehicles when she can teleport? And for short distance, riding you piggy back is optimal for her.

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>>43858012
>Anon going full Bane mode in his cell
>Chesh fears are growing a little more everyday
>Ironically her cell is what keep her safe... For now.

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>>43858011
>Cheshire goes sicko mode to break out and get to her beloved anon because he’s right there and needs her
>They’re both teleported to the ballroom instantly as the Wight and her guests clap and cheer
>Yet another unwitting couple bamboozled by the matchmaker wight.

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>>43857956
A catamaran

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>>43858011
>Anon going full Bane mode in his cell
>Chesh fears are growing a little more everyday
>Ironically her cell is what keep her safe... For now.

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>>43858063
Replied to the wrong post anon.

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>>43858012
Excellent ending

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>>43858076
>release day comes
>anon foaming at the mouth
>chesh knows that the wight has teleproofed the whole manor since then so she cant teleport to escape anon
>guard goes for anon first
>"w-wait!"
>"hm?"
>"can you release me first."
>"why?"
>"so i have a head start..."
>the guard takes another look at anon and chuckles
>"sure, sure..."
>he unlocks chesh's cell, and she starts sprinting for the manor's front door
>he releases anon seconds later and he breaks out into a sprint too
>its a mad race through the manor, can chesh get to the front door and teleport to remain unraped another day or will anon get her first
>the wight is watching it happen on the security cameras and occasionally doing things to make it more interesting
>locking a hallway here, turning this room into a dead end, shuffling the manor's layout...
>she's getting a kick out of watching the faggot kot run from anon with genuine terror on her face
>eventually the wight lets the two get to the front hallway
>chesh lunges for the door... and her leg is grabbed by anon at the last moment.
>as anon drags the cheshire to a room for the hardest rape that ever happened this side of the dark lands her cries for help are barely muffled by the security room's padding
>"IT WAS A PRANK BRO PLEASE I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY YET I WAS PLANNING A COMFY DATE PRANK NIGHT FOR THE TWO OF US PLEASE ANON LISTEN TO ME-"
>the wight at this point is sitting in a pool of her own tears from laughing so hard

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43858122
>Grab the chesh
>"No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask."
>Proceed to rape

[Anonymous No.]

Pound brats

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43858173
Gross

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>>43856510
I'd be very sad, even though it would ultimately be inconsequential long-term. I'd want to look as good as possible for my wife and being an old man would make me feel horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857758
I like skin color changes, especially when it goes from light to dark. What was the name of the series?

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>>43856721
Metal slimes sure make me HARD.

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>>43857644
Ms haku will give you sex ed anon, by that logic my friend lost their virginity from falling off a bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858173
No, pound hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857676
Wait what's the issue with gangbangs? I'd want my wife to use a Doppler potion on me and vice versa

Imagine your wife drinking a Doppler potion and just fangirling over you arguing over who gets you first while holding your arms and legs

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>>43858243
Hags are for hard young cock to fuck them stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43855696
Balrog so I don't have to goddamned wait anymore.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43858268
What's your hope for balrog? I hope they're mommy dommy types or super bossy types

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43858244
>always wanted a perfect cuddle pile, but you two could never pump out enough kids for it
>wife drinks dopple potion as a birthday surprise for that cuddlepile
>they instead start arguing over who gets to be right ontop of you
>have to pull them into bed one by one to get them to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>pass the test you get rewarded with sex
>fail the test and you have to fuck the teacher to get an A
Monster school is rigged

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43858302
>that face

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858290
That's sweet

I also imagine the effects of the ganger potion would slowly make them lose themselves with lust and pounce you like a wolf pact onto a deer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858217
I believe it was called elf princess nina.

[Anonymous No.]

I will be the first person to train a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858244
Do you think giving a doppel potion to a Chimera will split her into her individual personalities?

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon learns of a workaholic anubis judge
>Commits crime for the sole purpose of going to court
>Admits to guilt in court to anubis judge
>Also admits the sole purpose he did it was to ask the judge out
>Has an entire monologue about how beautiful and awesome she is
What happens next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857601
Just look at that heir-maker

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858365
Sentenced to life with no parole with anubis judge

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858333
Someone beat you to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858463
>Trying to get it off
Yeah, she's not tamed yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856310
Wight Power beats blakkdoggo until she can't breeve

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858333
Best way to tame a hellhound is by rubbing her belly and giving her scritches behind her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858253
>Hags are for hard young cock to fuck them stupid
Same for lolis except the cock is older compared to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858333
Looooong neck

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>>43858463
I want to lock a monstergirl in a chastity belt that only I can open

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857637
Unicorns can only front-schlick so when Anon finally touches the Whitehoss pussy they go totally crazy.
>Anon jacking off doesnt count.
>Dr U.Nicorn found her Anon when the ambulance brought him into the ER with friction burns to the D from excessive cooming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857708
Canon elves monsterize into Horny Elves.
They get kicked out of the Elf Forest and go roaming for Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858365
>anon tries this
>instead gets the bad-cop on the right with the head bonkin' stick she's been wanting to use for a while.

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[Anonymous No.]

What ideas for pics this time? I think I will slap some twintails on the girl tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857940
I only have an older quick sketch/draft of the corean fox.

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>>43858533
>>43858553
Yaktaurs are even purer than Unis because even they have trouble finding their frontpussi to schlick with.
So, hit that fluffy backpussi and they melt faster than summer snow.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are dark elves so stacked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858365
Nice Stargate/Portal reference.
(And yeah, everybody ditches kewl leg pouches on Day2.)

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>>43858553
I heard there is legends about a otherworldly yak centaur named Katie that hides in the jungles of Wonderland. Some say she crawled out of the abyss itself and may not be a baby yak at all and is something so much more.

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>>43858564
Twintail Nightgaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858564
Twintailed twinhorned Bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858564
bratty vampire with drill twiltails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858564
Clueless big-assed loli salamander asking what is anal mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858600
Natural adaptation to lure human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858578
>pov: you didn't back and a leopard lady is coming to tag-team your mana-less ass in the midlane at 4 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858564
Gargoyle with a matchstick in her mouth.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43858721
>DOMESTICATED.COM

[Anonymous No.]

>I didn't do anything. He tripped and fell into my tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858744
well, cant save him now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858721
Jack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858553
Hfw Bicorn-Anons ask the Shy-Yak if she "plays" because she has 2 horns...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858752
Hakus get knowledge of all different mamonos including their sexx preferences and styles.
Transfers her knowledge via touch, so presumably receives it the same way.
Hfw no Anons ask her to join in to learn and share.
Lonely Haku sits at home every night drinking too much wine:
>"It's not like its obvious that I have these two huge horns, Baka-Anons!"

[Anonymous No.]

>fire fighter and his apsara wife get called to oust a fire made by salamander again for the third time this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>43856266
Ho+Me = Home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858293
that math is all wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43853656
Old Gods from the Chtulhu mythos are also canon, but they're sealed in the abyssal sea.
KC once said he'd like to make a World Guide about Gods, so we might see them someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858564
>twintail
fox who's human disguise relies on twintails to hide her ears, and the guy she's trying to trick is insistent that she lets her hair down.

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[Anonymous No.]

>getting manhandled by a dragon
>she's barely exerting any effort to completely overpower you, holding both of your wrists and watching you struggle
>she pins you down with one hand on your chest and crouches over you, panties suspiciously close to your crotch
>giggling as your fruitless grabs at her claw to remove it fall short every time, and your legs can't move under the weight of her tail no matter how much you put into it
>"What's the matter? You said you were going to turn me into a 'mere lizard' so why haven't you? Come on, anon! Put up more of a fight! Get out if you can! What's wrong, having a little trouble? You aren't going to take this from a 'mere lizard' like me, are you?"
>starts promising to edge you without letting you actually relieve the pressure with a sinister smile as she leans down and licks your cheek and laughs at your reaction
How do you deal with a haughty, bratty Dragon?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858617
Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858871
>no eyes on the bikini
Can she really call herself a true shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858878
Give her a creampie

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>>43858773
>be Bicorn
>'just chatting' over coffee with a likely seduction prospect
>quiet, reserved Haku educator but her Bicorn-sense is tingling that under her shyness is a lust for knowledge, and a knowledge for lust.
>going further, hand on her knee etc, "oh, you'd just love to meet my Anon..."
>interrupted by the tall Blue Oni from the bar across the street
>it's not even lunchtime but she's obviously inebriated from the bottle she's brought with her
>try to ignore her presence and keep chatting
>Blue Oni takes a final swig to build up the courage to speak
>"So I been siiting at yhe bar watching you two... and I finally figured it out... You, Blackhorse, and you Haku sensei... you've obviously got an Anon who's kinky about girls with two horns...
>the Haku freezes and the Bicorn gives the interloper a withering stare - no effect
>the Big Oni blushes, pauses, then stammers, "So I figure I could join in, right, I mean, I've got two as well, ok...?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858916
Please use catbox for offtopic images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858904
She's put on a nonshog outfit so Anon can have the fun of undressing her - a bit hard to do with shog-clothes.

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>>43858878
>thrust up against her crotch to crotch
>kiss her on the mouth when she tries licking to psyke you out
>she suddenly loses all her wit and stammers allowing you to turn the tables and push her down to mount her and rape her softly
Dragons are all bark and no bite, they always get MERE'd.

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>>43858878
>edging is…LE BAD
jokes on her, that just means I can keep going and don’t need a break to regain stamina

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858902
Yo thanks I didn’t think someone would go for my idea.

[Anonymous No.]

I COULD fix her, but whatever is going on is way hotter, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858921
Initially the Bicorn was worried the drunken Oni barging in as wrecked her chances to seduce the shy Haku but her reaction is unexpected:
>"Well, I've never really studied how a Bicorn-Harem works, especially with a large Oni, so this could be ground-breaking research..."
>The big Oni sits down at the table and offers her new friends a swig from her jar, "I think you mean 'pelvis-breaking', Honey, but I'll try to leave a share for you too, okay?"
The Bicorn takes a nip from the jug and stirs it into her coffee, with a smile.

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>>43858490
Tfw no rokurokubi gf

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858463
Hound abuse

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[Anonymous No.]

Me politely informing the Hebi getting in my way that I came to Zipangu for cute fox ladies, not hag snakes in kimonos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859224
pretty bug

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[Anonymous No.]

the desire for mofu has grown too strong.
falling asleep in the arms of a fox with her many tails wrapped around the two of us has gone from a desire to a dire need.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope that we can dump niggers and sandniggers in the portal and make sure that they don't come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859337
>dump the world's issues onto monsters instead of leaving the world's issues on this side
not too bright are ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859309
Bro she's fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859343
Mamono world have infinite, they can park them somewhere and breed them out into mamonos, we can clean and rebuild this side with out chimp out. Everyone happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859354
Infinite land*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859354
nah man our side is fucked due to earth human nature, better to let mamano nature and mana completely purge that part of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859231
Hebis operate on the Boolean logic of IF a man is in Zipangu THEN he is there to marry a hebi (her)

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals open, your waifu is gonna already know EVERYTHING about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859390
I will scream for a fox to save me from Hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859447
She can change, Anon! Mofu hebis are a thing! She'll even wear the ears and go kon kon, just for you! Give her a chance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859457
>try to walk away from hebi
>she clings onto your leg
>starts talking about mana splicing and how she knows a lich friend who knows a bunyip

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858878
I'd admit I was just projecting, my true desire was to become a mere human male.
A Dragon cannot resist ravishing an honest boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859412
My mind is a steel fortress immune to any flirting attempt. flustering, or attempts to read it for fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859412
I have no waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859412
It's so hard to find artists that do good Onis. KC doesn't, and your pic doesn't either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858878
>"i thought the great and powerful dragon could handle a little light banter, and not fall victim to taking everything like a dick"
>"guess i was wrong..."
and then watch her struggle to reign it back and explain how this was totally part of the banter

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>>43858878
laugh as i was just sitting in a chair while she fucked a doll of myself thats made when i do my substitution justu

[Anonymous No.]

Love dark elves NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859522
But she has a husbando anon, that's you
Imagine getting Isekaied the girl has art of you saved on her magitech computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859602
Man I hope not, imagine having to disappoint someone like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>heeeeyyyyyy~ anon! Whatcha playin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859612
Saying that is a good way to get locked in the cuddle cave anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859627
You can't tell me you wouldn't think the same way.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43859619
Imagine dying in a game because your monster girl friend wouldn't stop hitting on you badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859653
>bee girls make a hive in my shed
>can't evict them
>have to deal with their horrible bee puns every time I do any yardwork
>wake up every day with honey slathered all over my bed

[Anonymous No.]

i want to see a kakuen mechanic
damn grease monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859647
Oh I would, but I'm sure my wife would get pissed off and drag me to a flayer or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859687
Sorry Anon, only ape I has was taken from me a while ago.
All of my apes, stolen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859687
Here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859668
At least you only have to deal with them into your yard. Some hornet girls must’ve built a nest in my attic last weekend and I’ve barely been able to walk since. Unlike bees they don’t even need a reason to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859692
i bet it was hellhound that did, they cant get enough of them damn apes
>>43859695
ah yes the cute grease monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859697
>step on a squeaky floorboard
>hornets start buzzing
>have to wait for them to calm down before you can continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859697
Have you tried using a can of raid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859231

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>>43859730
I tried, but the kind I got was only meant for devilbugs and army ants, not hornets. They just got riled up and swarm-gangbanged me for an hour until I barricaded myself in my room. I called some lady claiming to be an exterminator who should be arriving tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

I felt bad for Bicorn being pretty unpopular so I spend some time to give her colour

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859780
>two horns
>twintails
It's a conspiracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859780
That is an adorable bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859780
I'm feeling the urge to buy corn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859780
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859780
cute

what is a dragon without wings called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859780
She reminds me of Keqing somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859780
I want to pull her twintails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859869
While mating, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859767
Anon no! They have a special cupid for this sorta thing, she'll shoot them with love arrows and then shoot you with a black arrow to make you vulnerable

[Anonymous No.]

names for shady monster girl "vendors" that receive all your personal information whenever you agree to the "terms of services" for anything?
hardmode: no danuki or foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859900
Demons never trust one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859780
Cute horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859881
Gonna have to really arch her head back to be penetrating while pulling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859900
rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859848
Draggin’?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859526
>find artist who draws top tier onis
>it's pretty much all futa or giantess
Life is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859594
>Man is collared and on a leash
>Dark elf wearing a collar as well
Hmmmmm..
HMMMMMMMM...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859941
Just have them draw one without a bulge, retard-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859941
Let me guess, Mikoyan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859937
that poor draggin will get so many draggin deez nuts joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859956
Yup.

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[Anonymous No.]

i want to sex with jiangshi with chunli body type x2

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859757
This hebi is looking mighty fixable

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>>43852936
isnt that the game were the dev tried to cancel the ownwer and he just fired htem>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859986
i miss alcie

[Anonymous No.]

Classic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860095
no, where the empoliyees outed their boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860006
i paid danukis for this but never got my wife, where is my jainghshi who is all thighs /ass and has big tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860042

[Anonymous No.]

>win the love of a beautiful Koren fox
>only bad news is she wants you to play leauge with her.
A double sided sword

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860238
preggernat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860234
How about Starcraft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860234
i only play hots

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860172
Check your order.
You'll probably see "Construction Pending"
Address is probably some holst farm in the middle of bumfuck mist continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860222
There sure is lots of art of this particular fox peeking around corners with questionable intent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860262
im going over there and trying to find her and personally talk to the hermit who is making my gal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860275
the ol' yandere peeking from around the corner is not the most common yandere trope. but its still a trope

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860234
Never, I'd sooner kill myself than play league

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>>43860323
>Anon shows up to the farm.
>Shortstack Jiangshi is drinking holst milk while a Tanuki just flips through a magazine.
>Jiangshi is already GOD DAMN thick in the thigh and rear with some decent tiddy.
>"Just a few more jugs and you'll be good to go...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860325
Understandable.
I'm into it anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860275
>>43860222
>>43860346
does she just live in between the door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860353
Listen, a fox between the door is no different than the large mouse living in my walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860353
shes in your walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860342
>Anon has an idea
>Mess with the tanuki by replacing her drink with some of extra thick holst milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860358
She better be paying rent. No freeloaders allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes being creeps isn't unusual. They are vile monsters and should not be trusted.
Gazer is so much better. I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860407
sure, she'll just split the bill with her roommates.

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>>43860376
>"Sir, it has come to our notice that a consumer rep attached to your order has had her figure unexpectedly altered in a way that suspiciously matches your order."
>"As such, we will be adding her to your order and charging you for her as well."
>"Thank you and have a nice day."

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>>43860457
But I can only afford one! What are they gonna do anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860457
>Anon then uses a fake name and address to get another danuki to foot the bill
lmao, buy one get one free

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860476
Don't worry, they have a nice loan program they will sign you up for as soon as the check bounces.
Or you can ask your new tanuki for assistance.

[Anonymous No.]

would you a hispanic cheshire or a mist one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860511
whats the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860412
>See pic of Gazer
>Expand to full size
>Keep getting drawn to her eyes
>Zone out, staring blankly into her eyes
Anyone else? Just me?
I kinda like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860518
ones taco another speaks very strange memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860518
PRESENTATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860518
brown and fiesty or meek and pale

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860511
>Hispanic chesh
God joining game lobbies with her would be hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>43858279
Late reply but I would hope for a hard femdom warrior type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860506
A loan program by a tankui???? This is gonna end badly for anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860578
Listen, all he needs to do is put fourth some careful monetary spending plans, cut back on a few expenses, aaaaaaand he's married to a second tanuki in an arranged marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860342
do you think such a farm would have a problem with the holsts getting high on their own supply and developing door jamming asses/breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860590
ye, ya know it and those holsts are then given for free for anons who want those types

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860575
Based, I hope they have a penchant for wizards and mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860522
My breathing becomes easier. My thoughts calm down. I want to keep watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860590
Nah, holsts are immune to holst milk.
You need to get gremtech chems to unlock super-holst tier girls.
That or Mon-Santo grains.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you know if a vampire is stalking you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860623
a buzzing in your ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>43860623
Werebats hanging around your house.
Ghoul sightings.
Reports of pale women walking the streets.
The sudden purchase and extreme renovation of a house in your neighborhood.

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>>43860599
>go to the website for the farm
>banner up top: "on a budget? like 'em BIG? see our refuse!"
>its just the holsts that liked drinking their milk too often
>pears, hourglasses, and top heavy cows. with tons of different XXL+ sizes
>eventually find one that clicks with you with and accept it
>"please come pick up the holst at [address]"
>arrive at the farm, your gal is already waiting outside with a consumer rep waiting
>she's transferred to your care with zero hassle
>drive away
>the nuki says under her breath...
>"enjoy the food bill, sucker"

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>>43860620
I want to look into all her eyes at once. I feel better the more eyes she has on me. It isn't lust. It's something warm and gentle.

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>>43860645
So the good news is that if you find food being expensive, you can just use sex to keep her fed and also she'd some pounds yourself.
Downside is you'll probably be sore and have to spend quite a bit of time keeping her 'fed'

Could sell milk to help recoup some costs though.

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>>43860645
>"food" bill
>>To maintain a cow of those sizes, the amount of seed and food....

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>>43860623
When you donate blood you always get assigned the same nurse

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>>43860633
Explain

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>>43860609
That's the idea.

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>>43860623
Angry villagers asking you to join their mob
Despite living in modern suburbia they are dressed in lederhosen and have pitchforks and torches

I'd love a vampire waifu but I cant say no to joining a mob

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>>43860698
u hear it? it is the sound of horny vamps

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Sandworms

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Had a dream I was beaten in battle and given to a manticore shock trooper as a prize/bedwarmer

I fucking hate these dreams because I get so sad when I awaken

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>>43860658
It's like she's talking to me. I can't hear what she's saying, but I somehow already now.

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>>43860743
I had a dream of taking a cheshire out on a date. Well, preparing to take her out on a date. I went over to her place to go get her, and she was still getting ready, and I got to brush her hair. She wasn't some threadcanon memelord or autismo. Just a nice, kind girl and was genuinely happy to see me. That dream was a few years ago, and it still gets me sometimes.

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>>43860729
The mob is just a bunch of paid actors tasked with delivering you to her "castle"

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>>43860762
I appreciate her dedication and the fact she dressed up a suburban house as a gothic castle.
I tell her she is pretty rad. If she's dressed in baroque style and speaks in a silly accent when I meet her I'd propose on the spot

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>>43860759
I have had two notable dreams with MGs that I can remember right now
>A Gazer emerges from a shadow on the wall in a dark passage. She laughs and calls me master
I could definitely hear her voice
>A girl with long, white bangs pokes me in the side to get my attention. Somehow, I knew she was a monster girl.
I really felt that poke. It was sudden and deep and twisting. But it felt good.

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>>43860795
Helbrecht is their current chapter master.

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>>43860806
Ignore me being a gigantic faggot and not realizing I'm on the wrong tab.

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>>43860759
God that's so sad man, I think the one that messed me up the most was one where I was outside a mansion and i knew it was a wights mansion but I woke up before I could enter

I think it's because at the time I really really really was obsessed with the idea of getting iseakied into MGE

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>>43860806
>>43860811
ayy lmao

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>>43860855
They say vampires have hypnotic gazes.
It must be true as my eyes haven't left her tits since she entered the room.

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>>43860758
Gazer is kind and wise.
Gazer is passionate and beautiful.
Gazer is understanding.
Gazer knows my wants, needs, and desires.
Gazer respects my strength and intelligence.
Gazer admires my determination.

I love Gazer. Gazer loves me.

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>>43860830
Listen, sometimes someone strokes out and posts something completely unrelated in a separate thread.
At least it wasn't porn.

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>>43860855
Cute swordfish.

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>>43860855
pretty saucy look for someone within ear molesting range

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>>43860795
The poke one is kinda scary, never had anything like that before

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>>43860855
Imagine being forced to look into a vampires eyes while she hypnotizes you into being a good obedient human for her

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>>43860908
How terrible.

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>>43860917
You misspelled amazing
Would love a haughty proud vampire to hypnotize me, bonus points if they're affectionate and loving right away instead of waiting til I turn

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>>43860924
She looks very soft and cuddly

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>>43860021
Uh, what about her needs fixing?

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