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>> No.4379964

Muddy drills.

>> No.4379959

shitty show shitty character shitty thread

>> No.4379972

Funny how the drill hair covered in chocolate looks kind of like an insect pupal.

>> No.4380041

>>4379959
No, sir, you are shit.

>> No.4380082
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4380082

Younger version of the OP character.

>> No.4380086

I want to eat her drills

>> No.4380120

Good god, those tits are twice the size of her head.

Also, delicious drills.

>> No.4380134

I sorta want to dip myself in chocolate now.

>> No.4380146

>>4380134

>I sorta want to dip myself in chocolate now.

Do you have huge breasts and drills? If so, I must see this in-person.

>> No.4380171

>>4380146
I have man-tits and can probably put my hair into drills. It's curly enough.

>> No.4380182

>>4380134

That's not chocolate

>> No.4380190

Copypasta incoming.

First, this Sernia girl is taller than expected, 168cm. My initial impression was 150-160cm, not that. Her three sizes are B88W60H87. That'll come in on the tit weight calculation later.

Her drills are also bigger (much, much bigger) than I thought. She has four large segments, plus a few smaller ones that I assume adds to a fifth for the sake of convenience. Taking the second largest segment, I found that her drill measurements are about 20cm length, 15cm radius. Total drill length I measured as about 90cm without taking the way they bend into account, so this sounds correct.

Now, assuming all her strands spiral around the five drills with this radius and length, measuring the total hair length is easy. 2pi radius squared plus length squared, take square root of this. In our case, this comes down to 0.963464787. About a meter. For a single drill spiral (what do you actually call those, anyway? )

Anyway, times 5. 4.81732394, each drill-component hair strand measures a bit below five meters. That means one of her drills is longer than a white rhinoceros. This much hair takes about 32 years to grow, and weighs about 2 kilograms.

About breasts, I'm no good with how to calculate what her cup size is, but about a D cup would weigh, very roughly, 3,6 kilograms.

Thus, the so-called drilltits' drills and tits add up to about 5-6 kilograms.

>> No.4380191
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>>4380171

Tuck your dick between your legs and get used to bending over for extended periods of time.

>> No.4380195

BUT THERE POSTING MUDDY DRILLS

>> No.4380230

>>4380195

That's not mud

>> No.4380235

What was the name of the show again? I was going to watch an episode to see if it was good, but postponed it for so long I actually forgot it's name.

>> No.4380231
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>>4380190
Those are much bigger than a D cup.

>> No.4380241

>>4380235
ladies vs. butlers

>> No.4380249

>>4380241

Thanks anon.

>> No.4380271 [DELETED] 

>>4380190

The drills are hollow. One of the min things about drills, or sausage curls, is that they make your hair look bigger than it actually is. Selnia's are exaggerated for even that of course, but you're calculating them like they're solid hair.

And official measurements be damned, Selnia's tits are not D cup, they're larger than her head.

>> No.4380270

>>4380231
"Cup" is a measure of curvature, not size, but yeah, you're still right.

>> No.4380272

It's shit right?

>> No.4380276

>>4380190

The drills are hollow. One of the main things about drills, or sausage curls, is that they make your hair look bigger than it actually is. Selnia's are exaggerated for even that of course, but you're calculating them like they're solid hair.

And official measurements be damned, Selnia's tits are not D cup, they're larger than her head.

>> No.4380284

>>4380271
The calculation is for a single strand of hair, not the whole drill itself. The only error comes from assuming that her hair is 5 drills long throughout her scalp, which is clearly wrong.

>> No.4380298

Those breasts are disgusting.

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>>4380298
>>Those breasts are dislumbrant.

>> No.4380337

every part of drillbitch's anatomy is impossible

>> No.4380432

picture saved

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