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Oh god /jp/ I want to move to Japan so bad.
How great would it be moving there?

I mean I could play my Nintendo DS EVERYWHERE without people giving me those looks

I could fucking eat all that delicious pocky, noodle soup, and teriyaki chicken! yum!!!

even though im 27 and never had sex I could easily sex up some japanse schoolgirl with those pretty school uniforms on

I could get a job at nintendo glorious!

and best of all i would avoid all sorts of persecution and everyone would treat me nicelyl ill be an Otaku ^_^

can't wait /jp/ im collecting my gil as we speak

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>> No.4378511

college will let you do all that stuff and no one would care

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You're a fag.

>> No.4378520

oh hai it's this thread again

>> No.4378530

The gil part made me chuckle.

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>>4378500
すごいものがたり,お兄ちゃん!
Sugoi monogatari, Onii-chan!

>> No.4378541

You had me until
>collecting my gil as we speak

>> No.4378547

as much as i think that this is a troll thread, i also realise that there are people that really do think like this.
christ its sad.

>> No.4378559

My company has an office in Tokyo and I know some Americans who have moved there.

They're all basically losers who had no hope with local girls. Pretty sad, really.

>> No.4378568

honestly though has anyone ever lived in japan? i think if you're a cool looking dude who smokes and speaks japanese how could you not get laid?

>> No.4378570

>>4378559
>implying a low-life like you would actually have more of a chance

>> No.4378582

I love Japan, period

>> No.4378583

So changing /v/ for /jp/ really had an effect.

>> No.4378591

>>4378583
Why? What brought about this observation?

>> No.4378592

>>4378568
I live in Japan, it's cool.
Most people in /jp/ who rip on Japan are trolls who've never been here.

>> No.4378600

i think the true answer is: no one really knows

>> No.4378606

>>4378568
Weaboos who live in Japan will tell you that everyone is Kawaii~ desu~ and love white people. They don't understand enough Japanses to know when they are being made fun of.

This goes for 95% of westerners and 100% of JET teachers.

>> No.4378632

>>4378592
lived there for 1.5 years in Yokkaichi
if you like the way of life there, then you have no ambitions in life. loser

>> No.4378892

>>4378632
What didn't you like about it? I've been here for 5 or so years and I love it.

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