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You wake up with the magical power to punch people in the face over the internet.
Which tripfriend to you KO first?

>> No.4369552

White Ren

>> No.4369549

>>4369538
I have the arms of a girl due to malnutrition.
I couldn't even KO a newborn puppy, much less a man.

>> No.4369557

Jones of course

>> No.4369556

Arc or Sieg hail

>> No.4369561

i learn fist of the north star and punch all of them

>> No.4369565

>>4369561
you don't have the balls

>> No.4369568

Myself.

>> No.4369569

I leave for the mountains to develop a punch that can kill a person in a single strike so they won't be able to warn each other.

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4369573

What kind of question is that? All of them.

>> No.4369583

Myself.

>> No.4369585
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4369585

It's kinda hard when your hand is your waifu.

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>>4369565

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>>4369573

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>>4369591

>> No.4369607

I hold no vendettas worthy of a KO.

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>>4369569

>> No.4369644

Alicia Mechilliot god damn every fucking post that cunt makes angers me, now anything he posts angers me just because its him. God damn i hate that fucking tripfag.

>> No.4369655

>>4369644
u mad jones?

>> No.4369666

If possible, I would punch everyone using the internet. Everyone. Modern civilization would collapse as people would be too afraid to go near computers due to punching-related hazards.

>> No.4369670

>>4369666
Why am I laughing so hard on this?

>> No.4369679

My internet cuts out a lot. If I were to punch someone and it cut out, would I lose my arm?

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4369681

>>4369666
I WOULD WEAR A METAL FACE

>> No.4369692

>>4369538
Like if anyone of us had enough physical strength to knock out anybody.

>> No.4369756

i'd aikido anyone who tries to punch me back to the internet so yeah there is no point is mentioning me

>> No.4369773

You know what, this would be the best shonen ever. Everybody would get powers related to what they do everyday. Sort of like Read or Die. Standing in front of your computer 8 hours a day? You get the power to use computers as portals. Experience doctors get the Hands of Asclepius/the Healing Touch. A hikikomori gains the ability to create isolated pocket dimensions, starts stalking the streets for victims to rape and then leave to slowly stave. Programmers get machine empathy.

The abilities stack, as well. You basically Exalt - everything you used to do, you start doing in an awesome manner.

So, what would /jp/ get in addition to portals, pocket dimensions and 2D manipulation?

>> No.4369798

Sion-chan.

>> No.4369805

>>4369773
>You know what, this would be the best shonen ever.
>Everybody would get powers related to what they do everyday.
Yes, Negima is the best shonen ever.

>> No.4369821

>>4369773
mystic eyes of troll perception
basically you see a person and you like read his mind to see exactly what kind of stuff gets him mad

>> No.4369824

T­aiga !!dMbDe6oa7US is a nice guy

>> No.4369829

>>4369821
FUND IT

>> No.4369851

>>4369821
I'd brofist this guy.

>> No.4369869

>>4369538
Can I jack them off instead?

>> No.4369871

White Ren, no doubt about it. I'm sick and tired of that negative motherfucker.

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4369875

Definitely the DEVS.

>> No.4369880

DHAF.
I won't stop at a KO either.

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