Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

Who prints these pamphlets?

[Anonymous No.]

It's quiet. Too quiet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43649424
this is why anon should stop hanging out with the local cats

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>>43649424
that cat in the middle looks ready to rape if you tell her about gun safety.

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>>43649445
>school is almost over
>cat delinquents try to break into the school's offices to change their report cards
>the plan goes awry and they have to pull out the guns
>dumb anon takes the opportunity to hand them pamphlets about gun safety
You'd be miffed too

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Just accept hebi already anon, you will eventually so lets not waste time

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>>43649486
What does a hebi even do all day? Sweep leaves/snow/dirt from the temple courtyard?

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>>43649513
she writes fanfictions about her ideal husband who cuddles her and whispers sweet nothings to her

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>>43649534
Hahaha, imagine how pathetic that would be. Like, would a man ever do this?

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Why are most foxes shotacons?

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>>43649513
she's actually a deep space signal analyzer working at a ryu's radar dish installation, she's got a lot of free time to hunt her hubby in between signals

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>>43649537
You wouldn't? Imagine not flirting with a cute hebi!

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>>43649544
Why would a Ryu have a radar dish for receiving signals from space? What's happening up in the mountains?

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Sorry but hebis simply aren't soft enough

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>>43649445
I want the one on the left to shoot me in the head repeatedly

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>>43649554
but hebi is plenty soft?

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>>43649552
ryu trying to adjust her weather affecting magic to planetary alignment, therefore increasing the chances that she can affect fate to ensare her perfect hubby

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>>43649564
Oh, that's good. For a moment there I thought maybe Ryus came from beyond the stars and this explains why they don't fit into any taxonomic classifications on Earth.

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>>43649554
All auntsters are very soft, maybe auntie hebi has a body fit for your taste

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>>43649566
well, as a religious figure they are tax-exempt

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>>43649569
Now THIS is soft

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most people think that foxes only have one weakness, but the truth is that they have three: the three Ps. pampering, plump, and pregnant
>cant be doing evil if your husband is busy brushing your tails or cuddling with you
>cant take over the world if your weakness is the seeing a bar and grill and thinking about burgers
>cant have time for scheming if a little furball is tugging at your leg with another kicking in the womb
take these to heart and you'll be able to tame any ancient fox!

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How do I lure a kraken to the beach? The waters are too infested with mersharks to take a boat out these days.

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>>43649614
>get marker
>go out with boat anyway
>attract one of the really big ones
Well what do you know

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>>43649554
Just jump into her coil and find out anon.
You might be surprised.

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>>43649598
>cant take over the world if your weakness is the seeing a bar and grill and thinking about burgers
Then she will take over all the bars and grills, they need to pay their burger tribute to the great fox

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>>43649668
Sneks are scary and unsoft
But the lady with closed eyes is also scary but very soft...

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>>43649669
but that requires her to have self restraint, its your job to make sure she loses that!
>fox goes to take over bar and grill
>gets one whiff of the sizzling meat
>suddenly all malicious intent is lost
>fox leaves as full as a double stuffed oreo
>husband ready to bump that up to triple with his "secret sauce"

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I love desert foxes

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>>43649682
>fox in burger coma
>can't struggle as you grab her pudge
>belly becomes erogenous
>now cums when she is belly rubbed or even kicked from the inside
Oh no...

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>>43649614
I'll take on those mersharks for you anon.
I'm gonna cut my arm and jump into the waters.

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>>43649712
hm yes i neglected to mention that doing all three to her at once may cause mental pathways that border of fetishistic.
i suggest limiting her exposure to the three P's to two at a time, swapping when one loses effectiveness.
of course your fourth P is perfectly fine whenever.

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>>43649727
>that border of
oops.
f and n arent even close...

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>>43649740
Haku sensei has been deployed
Do not resist

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>>43649719
Our first mate’s sacrifice won’t be forgotten in vain. We’ll give you a viking’s funeral (marriage ceremony) for you and your new mershark wife when dusk falls.

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>>43649440
The hunger grows stronger.

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>>43649440
Oh no! Little Wendi fell asleep in the snow again, best take her inside to make sure she doesn't get buried

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You know the Wendigo being a abyssal girl makes sense to me because compared to other monsters in folklore the legends of the Wendigo is surrounded by TF stuff even if you take away the Ithaqua idea.
Though I’m pretty sure when KC was making the Wendigo he mixed both lore together for you have this that sounds like the hunger of the actual Wendigo just in a lewd way.
>It is said that after a while an unusual phenomenon will happen even to those that managed to safely leave the snowy mountain. They will experience anxiety and a feeling of depression like something is lacking, while at the same time their lust swells remarkably. Eventually they will begin to hear the voice of the girl calling out to them.

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>>43649891
The old ones are a-calling

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>>43649669
dumb fox, stop eating so much

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>>43649598
The formula: W = 3 x P + A
Four weaknesses.

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She caught one

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Flip the script on jungle kots and "sacrifice" them instead. I bet that'll impress the crowd at the temple

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>>43649964
... a?
whats the fourth weakness.

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>>43649991
A stands for anal?

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>>43650016
no those are memekots, foxes are fans of more traditional holes.

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>>43649982
It's the curving tails that get to me. That and every aspect of the first image (before and after).
Reminder not to trust foxes. She probably just wants a quick fuck, and will leave him a broken slave afterwards.

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>>43649982
>Those eyes
Either that boy is hypnotized or he’s a entity hiding out as a regular boy, yes I watched too many of those Mort theory videos that revealed Mort was Death.

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>>43650063
He's confirmed hypnotized

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>>43650063
hypnotized by the orb.

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>>43650067
Okay it’s just those eyes look too fish like to me that gives me a unnerving vibe, though it is manga drawn so the details are going to be a little different with eye designs.

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Demons are the best type of monster girls
I am writing this out of my own free will and not because I'm contractually obligated to.

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>>43649693
Are they as silly as those winter foxes who enjoy diving into the snow?

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>>43650127
Dragons are the coolest after all

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>>43650127
dragon girls REALLY need to stop using dopple-magic to copy themselves and gloat about their pre transformation form.
it makes the other ancients really sad.

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>>43650079
Get some sleep. Stop watching game theory vids late at night.

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>43650222
Technically not game theory but the theorizer, though I’m pretty sure not a lot of people here heard about him though thinking about movies in general I wonder what popular movie scenes would monster girls act out the most with their husbands.

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You wont weasel your way out of this one.

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>>43650268
But, what does it mean when she asks you to "top-up her batteries"?

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>>43649987
>Anon pins down the chubby priestess and mating presses her
>The skies darken
>A cold wind blows
>A kid dropped their ice cream
>These are all portents of doom
>The goddess must be appeased
>The sacrifice of the 3 oldest priestesses virginities will placate her
Hope you enjoy hag cats

[Anonymous No.]

Today is a bad day, I hate 3D so much

[Anonymous No.]

Help yeti-chan lose her winter weight y/n?

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>>43650599
How is this achieved?

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>>43650478
I wonder what could a human girl say to anger a chesh that much.

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>>43649982
I'm clearly too old for this crowd.

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>>43650663
Talk shit about her bf.

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Being a male prostitute in MGC sounds like it's all fun and games until you get a vampire who's addicted to your blood. Calling you in the middle of the night so she can get a sip.

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>>43650736
Being a male prostitute
We call those, faggots

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STOP! THIEF!

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>>43650599
No hamburgers for a week and 24/7 cuddles in the snowy mountain

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>>43650753
My bicorn pimp(wife) just calls me boytoy for rent

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>be me
>around 1000 years old, born in pre-DL Mist Continent
>secluded cultivation on mountaintop
>peaked at Nascent Soul, can't into Spirit Severing, too attached
>descends to check on that ancient spirit herb plot
>instant lossed by horny jinko the moment my foot leaves the barrier array
She didn't even let me finish my "toad that wants swan meat" catchphrase

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>>43650915
And now you'll never be able to ascended. Get fucking nene'd

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Watch, this lilim is gonna preform a trick for her sister!

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>>43651016
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you an undead oni?

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>>43651016
Ta-daaaa!

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An atheist dies mid-coitus with a kitsune. He's shocked to discover that upon death he is in heaven. He asks St. Peter as he's being let in why this is the case, since he was an avowed atheist.
St. Peter replies, "Of course you're allowed in!"
"There's no atheists in fox holes!"

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>>43651027
Oh no!

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>>43651023
I don't see why not.

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>>43651023
Sure, I can warm her.

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>>43651023
She looks like she doesn't like me

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>>43651023
i prefer undead beetle

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>>43650958
But that just means I've got a dao partner...right!?

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>>43651023
I thought undeath brought about softness, why is she so shredded?

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>>43650915
I don't understand cultivation, can't you just make potions that increase your skills and make stronger potions?

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>>43651108
It DID bring softness. She is a 'uge fatty now compared to how she looked while alive. Try not to mention it to her as she thinks it's embarrassing.

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>>43649411
This image makes me horny in a way I never thought anything could.

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>>43651130
Don't fall for the "cute fox gf" propaganda.
They're ALL cunning vixens.

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>>43651023
Yes.

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>>43651139
That's a wolf.

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>>43651119
You need ingredients to make potions. Higher grade potions need higher grade ingredients, which are usually refined by millenia, making it a constant shortage. Some of these ingredients can even fight back on par with a high rank cultivator. And overusing pills tend to cause cultivation to stagnate.

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>>43651212
Only slightly better.
>Overly clingy
>Eats too much meat
>Won't stop awooing at night
>Will want no less than 11 pups

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>>43651259
This isn't what Hodd Toward promised me...

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>>43651029
So does that mean there’s the reverse where Christians/People of Faith are in fox holes and get more powerful the more they fuck foxes?

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>>43651352
helmet full of matango spores?

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>>43651373
That would also mean a faithful man that get into a fox's hole in a foxhole thats in a fox's hole(den) would be ^³ more powerful
Truly terrifying

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>>43650063
i assume whats in the paper latern is his soul and his body is following the paper heart to grab it

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>>43650447
i'll go up there and rape the taco goddess herself so she stops being a big baby

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>>43651023
yup but those muscle will go after i got my hands onn her

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>"Did I drink too much?" he pondered aloud, the sound of his voice breaking the eerie silence.

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Someone post the bogey saggers please

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>bring home your girlfriend
>mom recognizes her as the creepy woman that drooled over you when she was at the maternity ward

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>>43651671
These?

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>>43651680
Yes good fucking LORD

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>>43651677
>tfw she alwas was there,
>She just transformed her appearance to a different person
>your nanny, your wetnurse, your tutor, your teacher, your professor
>They were all her

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>>43651761
"I love you, Mrs. Doubtfire!"

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>>43649411

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>>43651817
I wonder what purple goo butt smells like.

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>>43651845
Grape

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>>43651783
Damn your old, anon

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43649669
>I'm sorry miss fox i don't think this relationship will work out, i can't afford your eating habits. Sorry.

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Haku buts she half bogie or kakuen but she’s an automaton tutor model
Which one?

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>>43651976
So this thread:
>won't give foxes burgers
>won't give them cum
>won't even give them headpats
So I guess you just want foxes to die! You hate them!

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>>43652067
Eh, I'd give a fox a burger, maybe a headpat or some light brushing.

But I'm more of a Cheshire man m'self. Or an Ushi Oni.

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>>43652067
Cum, headpats, and tail brushing is cheap. Mountains of burgers for every meal aren't.

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>>43649569
Why is she not wearing the lower part of her swimsuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>Quest failed
Or...
>Speech Skill Check failed

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>>43652144
New Quest added: obtain pancakes

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>>43652058
I don't see a downside in the Bogietaku.

[Anonymous No.]

Spooky Sexy Skeletons send shivers down your spine

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>>43651621
"No... no I didn't" he says as he takes another swig from his bottle of wine

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[Anonymous No.]

I love extremely soft monsters

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>>43652366
I shouldn't stick my dick in that.
HOWEVER

[Anonymous No.]

Please say something nice to this nursehound, she's had a long shift

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>>43652550
Every hospital needs a nurse like this.

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>>43652550
She's got a collar, so she already has an owner. No reason to be nice to her, especially since she's just hanging out in a fetish outfit (nurse uniform). I'd probably just call her a bitch, since she is a female dog, and tell her to home and fuck her husband instead of being a huge cocktease.

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>>43652579
And thats the story of why Anon's visit to the hospital sucked as none of the staff was gentle with him and the food seemed extra sucky

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>>43652579
>No reason to be nice to her
That kind of behavior makes another nurse conclude you need a correction for being rude to her coworker.

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>>43652579
you need a reason to be nice to people?

[Anonymous No.]

Nurses are scary
I want to go home

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>>43652644
but, anon, doc lich says you are still sick

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>>43652670
Mortality is not an illness!

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>>43652058
gimmie that monkey knowledge, i'm ready for my projectiles to get +1 pierce against bloons(condoms)

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>>43652670
I don't need "medical assisted dying" for a nose bleed

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>>43652670
Doc lich is scary too

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>>43652693
>>43652707
anon, she is not a candaian lich, shes an american one, so calm down before we have to get bessie to restrain you

[Anonymous No.]

Post more shirohebis!

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>>43652723
That's even worse! I don't want my hospital bill to be in the millions! I shall seek alternative medicine instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43652723
Who is bessie, who are you?
Let me go I want to go home.

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>>43652693
Then how come everyone who has it dies?

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>>43652723
>shes an american one
Even worse, now she's going to charge me all my life saving for telling me I have a cold.
Can't I get one of those nice European ones? What about one from Scandinavia?

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>>43652579
Lets get the 8ft tall Hellwan nurse for this unruly patient, he made the gentle normal sized Hellwan nurse cry.

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>>43652735
>Alternative medicine
>Have to buy mist continent medicine from that shady nuki merchant
>It's all aphrodisiacs

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>>43652766
i've heard good things about the acupuncturist manticore

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>>43652735
>>43652740
>>43652740
>>43652748
depolyng bessie
dont resist
dont worry about payment
this is Free* after all

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>>43652872
>asterisk
W-what's the catch?

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>>43652900
well, the doc needs to let off some steam, every once in a whiel....

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>>43652921
I'm running

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>>43652900
they make you wash dishes in the cafeteria

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

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>>43652937
anon, i dont thin you are going anywhere
a cow wock is at the door

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>>43652972
They probably give nice footjobs.

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>>43652977
no way she can fit through

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>>43652579
If you were nice to her, maybe she would've introduced you to one of her single sisters, but fat chance of that now

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>>43652977
The window it is

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>>43653027
thATS WHY YOU ARE STUCK INSIDE
>>43653044
lmao what windows

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>>43652998
How indecent! Her energy core is exposed!

[Anonymous No.]

They told me to call my state politicians about current issues so I’m anonymously gaslighting the local Lilim about how fat she is through 4 VPNs, 2 fake IDs, 5 burner emails, 3 sets of voice modulators, an AI voice generator, and help from a cheshire cat and her husband who thought it’d be funny

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>>43652972
>genki middle sister to play around with all morning, always ready for another round
>gentle younger sister for lap pillows in the afternoon and bending over ever surface
>kuu older sister to spoil in bed in the evening and be spoiled by as she treats you as her precious little spoon
>all three of them loving their wonderful husband as a family, relieved that they'll never have to part

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>>43653070
but i iike my chubby bunny that way tho, keep talking smack and some not so friendly piggies are going to teach you about weight

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>>43649440
What other phrases precede unfortunate events?
>It's not like I have to worry about being a father any time soon

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>>43649891
Also could be a reference to Ithaqua’s loneliness too.
>It is suggested that Ithaqua has the ulterior motive of desiring offspring to assuage his bitter loneliness, as he is the only one of his kind.
That in a way (You) are a Ithaqua looking for your Wendigo wife to fill the void of bitter loneliness you’re feeling of what the profile is describing.

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>>43653131
>Hold my beer
>What's the worst that could happen?
>There's no such thing as [insert mysterious species here]

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>>>43646139
Nice to see how Yerba's drawing skills have increased in such a short period of time

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>>43653151
Leanan Sidhe bless those who work hard.

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>>43653096
But anon, Senator Lilim needs to be reminded what’s gonna happen to those abs if she keeps wining and dining with the local satyros vineyard owners!

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>>43649614
Fact: you can kill the kraken with a karate chop.
https://youtu.be/m-zndhwFcQY

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>>43653131
>I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.

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>>43653225
what abs....lmao

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>>43653234
Thought this was a corn stalk

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>>43653241
Appeal to a lilim’s pride and narcissistic tendencies and she’ll have them soon enough, same way you deal with any high level monster

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>>43653265
lmao not with me, she will be nice, soft, pudgy and spoiled

[Anonymous No.]

>wurm comes out the ground and grabs me
>says that she was taught that the first human she sees she must take as her husband
>ease her back a bit and explain to her stupid self that she can't do that and she gets confused
>explain to her that a husband is special and should be somebody she knows and loves, and that she shouldn't just go willy nilly grabbing just any stranger and declaring them to be her husband, explain that she needs to go on dates first and get engaged before sealing such a pact
>dumb wurm looks a bit sad at first but then nods in understanding and leaves me alone
>goes back into the ground
Hopefully that Wurm went and found a husband the right way. Me personally, I'm just glad she's not bothering me anymore, I don't like dumb monsters.

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>>43653311
>tfw anon got a stalking wurm

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>>43653328
>every time anon turns around, he sees his stalker wurm
>just peeping her head out and watching him in awe
>no matter where he is, she's there
>anon dreads the day when stalking wurm decides she has seen enough

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>>43653372
>whenevers it's his birthday, he wakes up with a present from the stalking wurm
>And its exactly what he wanted
>and for some reason, her once dark green scales are turning white.....

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>>43653372
I don't think she understood the point about getting to know a guy first before trying to marry him...

[Anonymous No.]

Idk but this pic makes me laugh a little.

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>>43653455
Papa Wendi can be intimidating to people who don't know him

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>>43653388
>hebiwurm
Anon you just doomed us all

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>>43653426
>>43653426
she did tho.... she knows what he liks and doesnt, his mornng rountine, his sleeping breathing patern, his favorite drink, his boss, his job. his coworkers and their names.....
>>43653468
it tends to happen when all a wurm does is watch but not touch or interact

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>>43653468
Or rather, saved us all from the affections of this particular creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43652977
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

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>>43653455
Whitehorn:
>What the fuck are you doing here?!

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>>43652366
Can slimes be evil? I thought they were all neutral.

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>>43653605
What is evil anyway?

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>>43653605
more mischievous than evil

[Anonymous No.]

What if I let slip to a Monster that I have a problem with masturbation bordering on addiction?

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna be the jaded war veteran that a genki salamander determined is the best mentor and she won't take no for an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43653641
>wasting semen is no good anon
>let me correct you

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>>43653641
ms raiju is the #1 addict and she'll prove it to you

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>>43653641
Kiki will give you a place to store the excess semen you produce.

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>>43653605
Dark Slimes are very evil. Don't believe their lies.

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>>43653667
She would just masturbate for you while fingering herself.

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>>43653692
i can fix her

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>>43653641
A Manticore will think you enjoy getting milked over and over

And that is a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43649411
https://twitter.com/SituationSucc
>When you order Shikibus from Wish.com

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>>43653732
Wish.com in MGC would probably be filled with genies fulfilling really dumb wishes

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>>43653722
I dunno, I ain't no faggot.

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>>43653819
What do even the monster girl police do in MGC when the crime rate is at like 0%?

[Anonymous No.]

Horse

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>>43653852
Pussy

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>>43653838
two things.
1. stop the few cheshires that want to prank the "rehabilitation home for order brainwashed adults"
2. look cute

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>>43653838
>when the crime rate is at like 0%
Then why did I get arrested for assault when all I did was brush a fox's tail in the subway?
She was asking for it too.

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>>43653868
>arrested for assault when all I did was brush a fox's tail in the subway
That's weird, you should have been charged for aggravated rape.

[Anonymous No.]

Hebis are for __________.

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>>43653867
>"rehabilitation home for order brainwashed adults"
They told me it was just a summer camp. I don't want to go there anymore. How do I cancel my stay?

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>>43653838
sometimes missing persons reports are filed when anon goes missing for a couple weeks
they usually turn back up after the extended honeymoon period is over

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>>43653914
Sex.
Is that what you wanted to hear anon? That they are made for sex? I'm going to have sloppy sex with one until she stop being yan. Which is never going to happen so I'm never going to stop having sex with her.
They are made for sex and sex alone.
Also petting on the head, but that's beside the point.

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>>43653914
Teasing until they make the first move.

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>>43653914
joining my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43653838
They have a specialist Rape Squad with an impressive 100% clear-up rate
>100% of Single Anons they find are definitely going to be raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>43649411
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43653868
meanwhile if the foxes touches you she's all 'diplomatic immunity'

[Anonymous No.]

>>43653234
That guy draws the best snake tails out of almost any other artist

But MAN

Is he a fuckin' weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43653981
if that fox touches me out of diplomatic immunity she's getting a(n un)healthy dose of america (free burger pass for ALL restaurants in the area)
either she decides to stay on her own free will or she becomes embarrassed that she prefers greasy burgers over tofu and stays out of shame.
whatever happens, that tail will be mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43653932
Gonna grab her hands to make her stop, apply plasters and scold her for hurting herself like that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43653547
That ln art is part of a series, she found his daughter and invited them for tea
>whitehorn picks up a lost hungry wendi and cuddles her
>papa wendi towers over her, whitehorn is freaking out internally while little wendi is still happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654030
This one.

[Anonymous No.]

Hahahaha I turned all your monster waifus into marketable plushies what will you do now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654168
Buy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654168
Oh shi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654168
i'll take a dru. i like those fancy marked up succs

[Anonymous No.]

lim
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654030
>"hellooo"
>"stretchy meat?"
>"no stretchy...?"
>sad wendigo noises

[Anonymous No.]

i want to sleep under a white horns body, they look like they would make nice blankets

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654240
Mmmmm, soft belly fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654201
>Poke your eye
And that why I don't like monsters and their kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654251
Nothing sexual about it, its just about comfort!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654308
We all know what you're after, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654322
piping hot

[Anonymous No.]

Help! I accidentally attracted a huge grizzly bear to my camp site by leaving out jars of jelly, peanut butter and honey! I was trying to get a raccoon girl to come to me but now this giant bear is outside my RV and she's shaking it around and telling me to come out so she can "snu snu" me! I don't want to get mauled by a bear! What do I do?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654411
Come out, and when she tries coming closer to you, raise your hands to make yourself look bigger and scare her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654411
play dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43650736
>Male prostitute
Anon you're going to be enslaved by the first girl that ""hires"" you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654411
Say that You only.like racoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654240
>ask this to a white horn directly
>she shyly agrees to it, blushing hard
>starts flirting with you once you’re nestled under her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654431
But his bicorn wife already owns him

[Anonymous No.]

An elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654451
despite many claims to the contrary it turns out that pimping is easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654431
I'm gonna sell myself on the MGC slave market and watch as nobody is is even willing to pay 5 bucks for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654467
>You already have a harem
>Your bicorn wife just got a prostitute roleplay fetish
>She goes full out and buys to best pimp drip there is
>"Sell" you to your other wives
>"Makes" a ton of cash doing so (you all share the same bank account)
>"damn, pimping is easy, wouldn't you say so anon?"
>Muffled groans as anon is forced to cum for the 8:th time tonight
>"Yeah, this shit's too easy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654415
>>43654425
>>43654432
Did all three of these in this order and she still snatched me up anyway! Wtf you guys none of this helped me at all and now I belong to a bear hag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654411
Hide under the covers, everyone knows monsters can't get you if you're under the covers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

(You) all deserve so, so much corrective rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654523
Shoot the thing, break is leg and run

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654547
Those kots need a officer (me) top help them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654578
Oh, I know. I'm interviewing candidates as we speak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654578
Fuck off with your dead meme

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals set to open tomorrow at dusk
>Pic related will be your view (just swap out your favorite mamono)
>They've been preparing for the portals to open for over a year
>Delay after delay
>Each one of you already has a future wife who's learned and studied you
>She knows your native language, but speaks it with a thick accent
>They've been blueballed over and over again for the past year, constantly being told that the portals will open in a few days
>Her lust will make her so coomerbrained that she won't even be able to speak properly
>You won't understand her
>You will be the target for immense lust
>You'll probably pass out very quickly
>It will be very rough
>It will be very passionate
>She probably won't even be able to let out a coherent sentence for a couple days of snu snu
Good luck

[Anonymous No.]

ear covers let you know she's a respectable young maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654610
Thanks for signing up salty boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654543

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654653
IMPOSSIBLE! Humanity is doomed....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654616
I think if my waifu took me without holding back I'd lose my mind bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654610
The things a succ is gonna to do you anon will make even the most degenerate monsters blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654616
>few minutes from supposed opening
>floor is more or less a puddle, several monsters have already broke and started shaking the gates
>"sorry ladies, due to a last minute compli-"
>suddenly, mass hysteria
>"girls girls please it'll only be a few more days! we have to calibrate-"
>the horde breaks through and forces open portals themselves
>due to a lack of calibration its complete chaos as monsters are dumped everywhere, most within a 10 mile vicinity of their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43653914
Deep and passionate love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654697
Nothing, because I don't like succ. Now fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654719
What monster you like?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to jinx it, but
did anyone else notice how the thread got A LOT better and calmer since Friday's mass deletion of posts? Like barely any deleted posts since then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654701
Imagine how disappointing and amazing it would be for a monster to drop into your room and run after a different guy, just to get claimed a few hours later by your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654741
I didn't sadly, hopefully you right tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654719
You're so happy and pleasant, you won't even be able to remember your name or the weekday when we're done

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654462
Elves age like fine wine.
I feel bad for young elves, they stand no chance against older generations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654745
>kiki drops into your room
>"WHAT IS THIS MESS?"
>"h-huh?"
>"CLEAN IT! YOURS WILL BE HERE IN A FEW HOURS"
>she opens the window carefully and jumps out
>spend the next few hours cleaning the house wondering what the fuck that was about
>flop back into bed
>right as you start to relax your waifu, practically feral, jumps through the window.
>she would have broke it if the kiki didnt come first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654741
>>43654753
Yeah, a certain Irish gentleman is no longer here, as near as I can tell.

>>43654719
> You in a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Never trust foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654741
What a little bit of moderation can do, hope it's gonna stick. Or at least let's enjoy it while it lasts.
How about we think of something nicer, like cute fresh water fishies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654814

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654782
At least we still have breathfag to keep things spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654814
Foxes never betray

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654735
Why?
>>43654759
Nope, keep that kind of mindbreak shit for you. Not everyone is like or tolerate this
>>43654782
What you don't understand in I don't like this race of Mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654856
Holy ESL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654856
>Not everyone is like or tolerate this
ESL-kun, feel free to ignore posts you don't like. What he posted was not one of the things universally despised here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654856
Well, then what kind of mamono DO you like?

[Anonymous No.]

I should do this as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654879
Chesh, rata, werecat, kiki and bunyip

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654917

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654920
>human hands
>no leg fur
>stockings to mimic chesh fur
This is a human woman pretending to be a monster. Do not trust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43653311
>Like a minute after posting this, Anon got claimed by the same wurm.
You were special to fer by the merit of being the first male she saw

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654891
Everything not covered by your blanked is fair game to the monster under your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654741
Eh, I doubt it will last, it's not like they're gonna range ban him, so it won't stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jubjubbing with your jubjub to make more jubjubs so they can jubjub too

You know they're coomerbtains when the name of their species is named after the sound made in sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654939
I want to lublub the jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

Contrary to their color, I like to think jubjuds smell more like peaches 'n' cream. Well, the unmarried ones anyway. Married ones just smell like cum and sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654939
>You know they're coomerbtains when the name of their species is named after the sound made in sex
I thought it was from a lewis carroll book, but if you told them their names are just a sex onomatopoeia they'd definitely believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654975
Isn't that what the encyclopedia entry says? I thick so, but I can't remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654939
The fuck kind of noises are you making during sex to make the sound "jubjub" anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's see those bogies, boys!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654988
Wet noises, jupu jupu... jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654782
Oh shit the jannies actually got rid of him?

I hope he'll get better away from MGE, dude was hurting himself really bad. I legit have no hard feelings against the guy despite it fucking annoying the shit out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654984
>I thick so

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654778
At least my waifu is a shog so I wouldn't have to worry about repairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654939
Jubjubs can't flly in the rain.
Their feathers are specialized for absorbing cum and thus lost their waterproof coating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654993
I want to fuck this clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655008
I think it's time I go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655020
Get in line

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654993
I bet bogies have the best boss battle theme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655016
Why fly when hubby carries you around all day?

[Anonymous No.]

If you want to fuck clowns just turn each other into girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655028
Get your own clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655036
>Drink dopple potion
>Make clone drink temporary alp potion
>Clone turns into clow
>Fuck clown
>Win

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655038
I'll give you a bogie of your own. In fact, I'll make it double. Two bogies! But I get this one. Just uh, give me like 16-20 years okay? You can wait for awhile right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655008
I'm not thick. The only thick part about me is my skull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655049
No
I want a clown now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655055
I understand, but if you give me some time, I can get your more than one! Just wait a bit please. Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655069
You trying to set up anons for marriage with your clown daughters you tricky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655069
I want a clown now
I don't have the time to wait for a loli clown, I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654578
is that that meme reference of?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Replacing a hellhounds beef jerky with fake beef jerky with your chesh friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654939
I bet being hugged by a jubjub would feel nice, they're wings look so soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655154
>Dried mushrooms instead of beef
>Hallucinogenic mushrooms at that
Cheshires always take it a step too far.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655154
i need jubjub hug, bunyip hug and a dorome hug for science

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655163
>spikes food with shrooms
That wasn't nice of her. What if someone has a panic attack after eating them? I just hope they're wonderland sexy mushrooms that make you see boobies or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna spray a Hellhound with a hose to back her off of me! Hellwan won't feel so rapey when her flames are extinguished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654818
Every day, I just think of swimsuit sex with Sahu. Just the mental image of her making cute noises in my ear makes life worth living.
The fish is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655187
You fool
You're just getting raped while she's wet

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be molested for better grades by my succubus high school teacher, sucking down my shame and just telling people she’s tutoring me, only to wind up with her becoming my “tutor” in college too because everyone thinks she did great with me in high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655163
>She also threw raging mushrooms in and teleports anon in front of her when she takes a bite
Truth is...game was rigged from the start. Never trust a Chesh if you're a single man, even if she's taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655208
>Thinking she hasn't claimed you as hers
Silly Anon

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/slqtJzjrIb
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 79. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/7EOsakI6

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655275
>that Alp
I'm not gay but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655283
Anon, it's not gay to have sex with women

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655295
It's still going to be fucking awkward cumming balls deep in her (formerly him), shouting
>GET PREGNANT
and then realizing it used to be a dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655275
>ice baphomet
>wet manticore
>holstaur hugs
good week

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655311
And what's weirder is she actually gets pregnant
Weird, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655311
>Don't know what to say during sex
>Yell "GET PREGNANT" as you cum
>She has a mind shattering orgasm
>Moments pass
>She starts laughing about how cringe you are and don't know how to talk sexy to girls
>Asks if she knows how to talk sexy to guys
>Silence
>Starts doing poor porn lines in desperations
>You're both cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655275
I don't remember, did Legit's pics get into a gallery before? Good for him either way.
Also damn, what are they feeding those Greenworms now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655372
Fatass Greenworm, I want to hug her so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655372
I think I saved a few, not sure if I got them all though. Sometimes I just scroll quickly through the thread and don't even look at the images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654616
I just came out of surgery a few days ago. My only hope is that she would be gentle enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655356
>"My pussy is taking the shape of your cock!"
>"If you cum now, I'll definitely get pregnant!"
>"The tip of your dick is kissing my womb!"
It'd be hard not to laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655443
This is why gags were invented

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655453
I bet even her moans are cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655389
>fatty greenworm made fun of by all her friends because she'll be too heavy to fly as a papillon
>she just shrugs it off, thinking that the chrysalis will burn the weight
>chrysalis day comes for her
>they were right
>she's now sitting on the couch pouting...
>trying to figure out if its more comfortable to cross her arms above or below her gigantic breasts
how do you console her, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655443
>If you cum now, I'll definitely get pregnant!
I feel like that one at least would make you sigh but also nut harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654996
This is what they do

[Anonymous No.]

why are the dumb ones so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655480

[Anonymous No.]

The Griffon hassling me
>"Human, have sex with me!"
Me
>"No."

Don't let Monsters boss you around. Take control or your own destiny. Man up qnd face them down. Against your bravery they can do nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655500
This only works if you fucks with the potion stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655410
I don't think I got all of them either and I didn't check the galleries to see if they're in, but here's the ones I got saved, might still have missed some from the ones in my folder.
https://imgbox.com/g/KL5gQ6fWPG

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654778
>answer the door to a huge ushi-oni holding a little piece of paper
>she tries to read it a few times before giving up and just handing it to you
>it's an address a few streets away, so you get your phone and show her the map
>she shakes your hand vigorously before charging off down the street
>a few hours later, you hear another knock at the door
>you answer and are immediately tackled by your waifu
>Mrs. Ushi pokes her head through the doorway and waves at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655575
monsters would help me find my love, it's good to help them too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655480
ignorance is bliss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655494
>rock
>snack
>is also retarded
did a wurm give birth to a male who then fucked a kot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655462
I put my head between her gigantic breasts

[Anonymous No.]

It's the Scuttlebutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655644
I'm going to scuttle her butt alright

[Anonymous No.]

Me hiding in a white ghillie next to a snow mound waiting for the local Yeti to cross by so I can slap her on her big brown ass
As a prank of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655644
Knowing the hit box on that shit she probably just smacked an Anon about 25 meters away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655660
Into the river, along with his fishing rod and tackle box, that'll teach him to fish in her river!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655660
they know i can't resist a good hipcheck

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a alp Pyrow by knocking her up.
Just as a prank

[Anonymous No.]

What will you do for your Monster wife on her birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655853
Impregnate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655246
I want to see her get smugger as she sees my shame after a titfuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655853
BBQ just for her, as much as she wants. Also buy her a cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655861
Ugh, another year with the same gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655853
I will create a beautiful crystal cave for her then impregnate her while we’re inside the crystal cave I made for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Post portal
>Things seem normal enough, mostly human male and monster couples moving in to the neighborhood, I reckon I am the last single guy in my apartment block, I don't go out much but to go to the store and run my business so I don't get much time to meet single monsters in my area
>The post office has been hiring and I was taken aback by the new Hellhound lady behind the counter
>I nervously try to handle my business while visibly sweating
>My hand brushed up against her paw while making my transaction
>I finish my business and quickly leave
I am safe right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655937
Yes, a hellhound keeps her mate extremely safe. People play up the sexual aggression but they're also very protective doggos.
And excellent moms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655945
I am gonna wake up with the Hellhound mail lady in my bed I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655937
Did her eyes flame up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655954
No, but if you get a refrigerator-sized First Class package you may want to stretch out and hydrate before opening it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655958
I was too nervous to look her in the eyes for more than a second, I was too busy not trying to stare at her breasts and paws, I think she did notice I was looking there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655992
Miss Wight's pampering is way too intimate and personal space invasive, she's totally babying that dude, I wouldn't want to be the human unlucky enough to get caught by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656041
She's probably 100+ years older than him, so he likely DOES feel like a baby to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656041
>>43656054
Just firmly assert that you are an adult and stop treating you that way

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654643
when she smiles 99.99% of the time is makes her frowns very scary.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I just found my new favorite MGE pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656059
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656054
he's very mature for his age
and other concerning things to overhear from ms wight

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a prude and I refuse to look at a monster's naked body when they attempt to seduce me by covering my eyes with my hands because I will not be victim to their promiscuity. Lusting is a sin and even looking at their bodies is adultery.
They don't appreciate my values and everytime I go out in public I hear a Cheshire scream "HEY LOOK HERE COMES CHOIR BOY!" and then I get assaulted by a Chimera, Alraune and Cupid all flashing their chests at me. I hate it, I wish they'd just leave me alone in peace...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656081
>I just wanted to snap into something nice, you know?
>THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE SLAPPIN' IN TO IS A SLIM JIM

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656081
>Confused Lim noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656148
this seems suboptimal for serving drinks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656163
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656145
Anon you will wake up one night surrounded by all four of those Mamono if you don't cut it out and loosen up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654616
>Anon's future wife is a kejourou
>Pic related happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656255
i like a girl who knows how to set the mood

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, wish I had a lilim gf that would cuddle me after work, but you faggots are better than nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Fat bat happy trail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656285
Buddy, if you got with a Lilim you wouldn’t work another day in your life. Her wealth means you won’t want for anything, so focus on filling her with cum.

[Anonymous No.]

strawberry cows

[Anonymous No.]

how long could I get away with cooking hot dogs on a sleeping hellhounds eye fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656383
too much sulfur in hellfire. i'd recommend salamander tails for all your cooking needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656383
Not very long--she'll smell it cooking and wake up. Better be cooking 2 of them! Well, 3 of them. She'll want at least 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656383
>>43656415
Also this idea is adorable in general--I like to imagine a very hungry, but very annoyed, hellhound asking you to start a normal cooking fire and then you saying no because you like being close to her, and she just can't resist that response, so she lets you keep going.

Or the same thing with literally any fire-producing mamono--salamander, wisp, fox, whatever. It's all good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656424
Tell her that her fire makes the food taste better too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656485
that's how it works for dragonfire so i can't see why it wouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656485
Y'know, it probably actually DOES, too, so it's not just a line you're handing her. Including that in my headcanon!

> Anon loads up his salamander wife's tail into the smoker, then adds wood chips and a side of beef.
> Miss Salamander sighs.
> "The things I do for love."
"Thaaaank you, dear!"
> And then covers her in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656521
kisses.
sigh

[Anonymous No.]

kiki bloodline must EXPAND

>capcha:napk4n

[Anonymous No.]

>>43649411

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656559
Mama Kiki's smug levels are dangerously high! At this rate she may spontaneously turn into a Kitsune, or even a Cheshire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656081
she just wanted
>THE CREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine on the day of the portals you wake up to a pair of red eyes staring at you in the dark before you get coiled and tounge raped by her
I lovd hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656588
You can have all the hebis. I just want a mage that can I live in a human town and spread corruption with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656588
being rushed down by a omuukade would be something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656613
Wish granted! Enjoy your mage wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656624
Rawr!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656626
>biddle baddual~
>your breathing is now manual!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656613
Echidnas are mages who you will (eventually) fill a dungeon with, pretty close

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656559
Unrealistic picture, the middle kiki daughter should be the saddest one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656657
I like legs, man. Even after the changes, I will pump 15% less mana into anything without legs or with tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656664
No. Sad monster girl daughters are not allowed except for Banshee daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656671
The biggest one (rightmost) looks nonplussed, its a meme about the middle child almost always being the most unwanted one

Unless you make a even number so there is never a middle child

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656669
> Miss Echidna knows Anon wants a woman with legs, and she's an accomplished mage, she can do that!
> Fuck.
> Walking.
> Miss Echidna keeps falling down in her human form.
> All the time.
> Has to quickly hide and heal the bruises and scrapes so Anon doesn't worry.
> Now he wants her to wear "high heels."
> Stilletos.
> Miss Echidna ends up casting a low-level fly spell and just faking it on date night.
> Anon doesn't seem to mind.
> Men's fetishes are so confusing sometimes!

[Anonymous No.]

If you want a surefire way to make sure monstergirls will never approach you or atleast, leave you alone. Just act like a needy crybaby in public, go ahead and be cringe as possible by crying out loud that you need mommy or strong woman to be your wife. Be cringe as possible by talking and acting like a literal child! Do all of that to show how much of an "undesirable" man you are. Because even monstergirls want to a mature and normal man to be their husband or to go on dates with.

Not even monstergirls want or like immature Man-Children. This has help me remain untouched and not-sought-after by monstergirls as a single human man living in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656741
>this post was sponsored by the Hagville Association of Wedding Chapels

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656741
And that's how anon got saddled with a wyrm who could never take the hint

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656741
I tried that and it worked like a charm. It helps that Miss Pyrow at my job is willing to pretend to be my strong mommy wife in public to help keep the facade up. When she makes me breast feed from her in public it really sells it. Other mamono stay away.
I'm not really a milk guy but hers is pretty good.
Anyways, this is a great system. Totally works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656729
>for christ sake, take the hint and just introduce me to your banshee grand-daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656788
>It helps that Miss Pyrow at my job is willing to pretend to be my strong mommy wife in public to help keep the facade up. When she makes me breast feed from her in public it really sells it.
Kek. Now imagine that in Monstergirl Cities. There's nothing morally wrong or illegal when a happily married couple or a boyfriend-girlfriend couple do sexual acts and deeds in public. And if you try to tell those couples to "take it in the bedroom" or "stop being indecent in public", that is ILLEGAL and you may end up being approached by a MGC police officer to either be arrested for disturbing the peace... Or you just simply smacked in the face with an electric stun baton. Because police officers in all types of MGCs have a beating quota towards still single human men and women who have not started dating or accepted monsterization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656797
She's in the piano room right now, Anon. You can go say hello yourself. Just, be kind to her. She's a sensitive child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656848
It's not illegal to tell the raiju to not fuck next to the damn third rail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656848
What on earth are you talking about? Miss Pyrow and I are just coworkers. She helps out sometimes to keep me single, but that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656848
caution:wet floor signs everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

If you want to win the heart of a redcap offer them some jellied eels and other yucky British food that they love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656955
REAL Redcaps eat ASS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656970
RIP Gremmy, next time be careful when messing around with the demon core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656990
science though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657000
Dumb Focks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656626
No please dear lord, a Chesh with even greater magical ability is a fate worse than death

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656741
I tried it and some fox came did this to me, why anon? Why did you lead me astray?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you anons prayed to the Chief goddess today? I for one will never be sullied and corrupted by vile monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657043
Will, the Chief Goddess send a vile human to sully deez nuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657065
My guardian angel would give you a thrashing but I think she's sick, she's been looking at me funny and her wings are slowly turning black. I'll just keep praying for her to get better so we stop monsters from defiling us!

[Anonymous No.]

What if I want an Angel GF but want them to keep their beautiful golden and white look and not turn into an emo with le corruption shit just because I stick my pp in her vagoo? The Demon Lord won't let me have that, only the Chief God.
The choice is obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43649669
>ancient evil changes her plans for world domination
>now she just wants to control the entire burger joint industry
>even gets so bold to think of a pizzeria chain

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657043
I only pray to foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657098
Kid named Eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657098
they can take on their original appearance if they feel like it as demonstrated by the loli saintess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657103
Ohayo gozaimasu, Oyabun-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657101
>you introduce the ancient evil to a Brazilian steakhouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657103
Praying to foxes anon? Even monster lovers know they can't be trusted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657125
But the older they are, the more trustworthy they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657125
would you rather curry their favor or their ire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656383
>>43656415

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657151
heavy sleeper

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657151
dreams of frankfurter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657151
It's like that thing in beauty salons where they put cucumber slices over your eyes, but it's hot dogs instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43649411

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657151
I though hellhounds were cool? She looks like a dork!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657175
>filename
sun eater?
thats a lot to eat... bet she has a workout routine that would make a mino jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657189
i think it's some gross vtuber creature

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna put a Hebi in a bunny suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657143
That man is going to become a helpless mofu addict, I pray that the Chief goddess saves him from his fate before he begs then for more mofu
>>43657144
I will stop foxes! My faith in the chief goddess protects me

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Anons, if you start to stray from the light of angels they will drag you back into it, and will resort to the methods on the mamonos. You have been warned

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657151
>Are you weining wife?
>"That is a terrible pun and I'm going to rape you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657249
It's all a trick! Angels have been posing as Humanity's "Big Sis" for generations! Don't fall for their lies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657098
pretty easy, just wish it dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657327
Angels are lovely girls anon, they'll always protect us. Just surrender to your wi- I mean guardian angel. She'll love you and protect you from those monstrous whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657151
she sleeps with sauage on her mind and she looks just as a meaty as a slighty overstuffed bratwurst
>>43657249
all i need to do is put some angels in their place

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657168

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657249
>and will resort to the methods of the mamonos. You have been warned
This doesn't sound like a warning from the winged elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657249
Her angels seem easier to bring out of the light than humans but I'll let her pretend

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657382
La creatura de laguna negro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657423

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657399
Anon they have to do it to save you from those harlot monsters! They recognize the weakness of lust and will Nobley take it upon themselves to save you from your lust by letting (making) you take out your lust on their bodies! You should thank them for their nobility

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657402
Dark valks and angels are a myth spread by the DL, do not trust the lies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657470
I don't think any amount of pretending they don't exist is going to get the corrupted angel to stop stalking you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657151
Not what she had in mind when Anon said he'd put his wiener on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Big 10 foot Hellhound Hag (hellhag) tries to grab me so she can initiate rape but she made the mistake of going for a 5'3" manlet like me so I simply run under her grab attempt like the midget I am and cause her to fall forward face first into the dirt from how low she had to bend down to try getting me. I then run off with the supersonic speeds afforded to my nimble and diminutive stature and leave her in the dust as her heavy and unyieldy fat hag body weighed down by giant titties and ass cause her to gas out easily.
Lanklets made fun of me but they're getting raped and I'm running free. It's like Tom trying to catch Jerry with me and these fat hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657382
Kelp-san's day off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657382
>>43657696
Isn't this just her daily existence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657629

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655853
the same thing i always do, massage and a grooming

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657151
Top Dumb Dog moments.

[Anonymous No.]

Just finished the last LN for monster doctor. Really felt like the author just ran out of ideas

[Anonymous No.]

Good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657874
Good thing it's over, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657681
Little mans are funny creatures. Seeing you running must be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657681
The small Sabbath girls will get you eventually, manly tears.

[Anonymous No.]

Mwee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657985
The Great Devourer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658037
>>43657985
I then proceed to spray insecticides on my garden and lawn. Fortunately it doesn't harm my plants and homegrown veggies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43655696
That's not a prank, that's tax deduction, aka something friends do to each other
She'll move in with you and will give you a funny paper with "marriage form" on it to sign, don't worry it's totes so you two can afford more vidya and snacks, like dont worry 'bout it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658052
>just casual friends with benefits, the benefits being 6 kids and 2 more buns in the oven
>and tax deductions of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658052
>tax deduction
Eh, I'll just commit tax fraud instead. I don't care who the demon mayor sends, II'm not paying my taxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657249
I want to get a tipple blowjob from a angel, Valkyrie and a dark priestess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43656373
>Still no Wonderland holst
KC knows she'd immediately become best girl, he's afraid of pink cow power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658093
>>43658111
Can one join the church of the fallen goddess to avoid paying taxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657985
I bought a giant crow pet from the black harpies. He get ride of those fat fuck green sausage as soon as they try to go near my garden. I just need to feed them with some leftovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658132
The wonderland species are usually very different from the normal ones mind you. What do you think the opposite of a holst would be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657874
>>43657920
Why? What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658155
Milkless cow. Sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657151
>Ywn cook jalapeno and cheese hot dogs on a hellhound's eyelids
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658185
Flat little cow that milks you instead, sounds like paradise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657985
No apples for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658185
>>43658209
It is sad, but I'll stick to regular holst.

j8008

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658155
>>43658185
>Wonderland cow only produces milk after receiving a creampie
>Her milk is strawberry flavored and a potent aphrodisiac
>It is said to be so tasty that their husband often gets addicted
No more wholesome cow who grazes and kindly asks to be milked, only sex now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43653838
>MGC SWAT units
>staffed with all kinds of rough and tough monsters; Hellhounds, Minotaurs, you name it
>spend all day lifting weights, training high level combat maneuvers and martial arts
>could probably take on a small army by themselves
>their only missions are breaking in and "rescuing" nerdy virgin boys who lock themselves in their apartments
What did the police chief mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658249
So they wouldn't go after me if I take illegal drugs and chrome my self with shady overclocked implants? Nice, finally a good legal system

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658249
>their only missions are breaking in and "rescuing" nerdy virgin boys who lock themselves in their apartments
I wanna do that now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658249
How much would a SWAT proof house cost me

[Anonymous No.]

hug the succ to proceed

[Anonymous No.]

defeat hebis by calling them a silly snake and giving them a hug and a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658303
I don't like those...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658315
Why?
Sounds like you need to be "educated".

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658323
One of them seems to be attempting a backdoor entrance
Hehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658323
No fluff and level drain are a major stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658327
>anon seconds before being drained all the way down to level 1 by a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658352
Getting my ball crushed is also a major stop. Just give me a rata and I can go back in my pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658378
>crushed
Anon, she's just holding him up with her thigh because of the height difference and her thighs look rather soft. Do you think riding a fucking bike or horse riding is also crushing your balls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657629
fear the fox that learns the ways of wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658407
I bet a Wonderland fox would be indistinguishable from your typical horny pink fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657101
>ancient evil digs up a bunch of old automatons and dresses them in animal costumes to entertain kids at the pizzeria

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658442
Five Nights at Freiya's

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658309
If by defeating you mean temporarily soothing their dangerous tendencies then you're right.
Living with a hebi means always being on edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658352
Her ass alone is about the size of his entire torso; do not ask her for facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658453
Don't tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658453
>ask her
anon, do you ask your chair's opinion before sitting on it?

[Anonymous No.]

Today is once again a very bad day. Feminoids and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658566
Don't care, not your blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658575
No one asked for your opinion on this matter. Go back to being a chair or something, faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658566
Have you considered getting a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658514
>Anon is relaxing on the couch
>Suddenly smothered by massive fox ass
>She didn't even say please or thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658587
No one asked you to share your problems euther yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658588
I have one, how do you think that I come to this conclusion. A office full of Mamonos would be enough to make me quit. Women don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658608
Nigger's chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658609
So you decided to come shit this thread up to make yourself feel better. Great, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658633
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657198
I'm actually surprised these women didnt latch onto mge designs to milk desperate retards for condom money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658658
They already do that, idiot. They have stolen hellwan design for exemple. Some retards even try to push the vtuber here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657151
Who needs sleeping masks when you can make breakfast this way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658658
It's a commercial operation so I think most of them have actual lawyers to tell them that outright stealing designs is a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid that the first time I meet a single Jinko I'd fall on my knees and kiss her feet, but I don't want to give her the impression that I'm a foot fetishist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658757
then kiss her abs instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658757
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658761
Probably the best option, but I doubt I can reach while kneeling, so I'll have to do a weird crouch instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658786
You can always just kiss her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658789
I would love to, but I'm not bold enough to pick it as the starting point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658761
A sign of complete submission to Big Cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658140
Cum donations to the local angel nest (church) do count as charity write-offs, so yes you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658286
One wife is enough to SWAT-proof your home, no matter the size

[Anonymous No.]

>Go out during a bloodmoon
>Supposed to be the night where monsters are the horniest
>Don’t get raped
>Don’t get accosted
>Don’t even get asked for my number
>All because no monster shows up my neck of the woods
This is fucking bullshit, where’s the cute whitehorn begging for me to take her home and stuff her, a wendigo sneaking up on me to get my stretchy “meat”, a cute bat girl from the caves who stayed back while her sisters went out, a vamp-mosquito eager for her first taste of blood, a werewolf breaking away from her pack for some solo hunting, a doppelgänger to trick me into thinking she’s a lost hiker and taking her home, or a yeti wondering what I’m doing out on such a cold night eager to warm me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658937
Oh, I know. I just want to see how much of a challenge I can make getting into my home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43651023
Look at her body.
More like
>Would an Undead Oni YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654425
>Furthermore, it is said that if one encounters a grizzly, one way to deal with it is this: "if you play dead, they will let you go." This is a mistake. If a man were to actually throw himself down on the ground in front of them, from their perspective, it would only look like he was laying down as an invitation to mate. Thinking that the man welcomes their advances, they would probably joyfully rush him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658786
if you encounter a particularly large jinko, you can reach it while standing

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtHwOWDHcvA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659055
But then it's harder to reach when I want to kiss her lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659040
Does playing dead work on any monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659063
It's fine, you can just ask her for upsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659097
Maybe on Werebats if you're completely silent.

[Anonymous No.]

is something wrong with my kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659167
They will hear your heartbeat. There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659097
yes, but it just makes them very worried

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658986
¡ ¡

[Anonymous No.]

>>43658789
Doesn't that mean "I want you to carry my children." in cat language?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659097
Please don't do this. Monsters keep waking Dr. Lich up by flailing the "corpse" and it's very annoying for her to have to explain why she can't resurrect you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659296
No that’s biting the back of her neck, kissing her pussy just means hello

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659040
Guys just use pepper spray or bear spray to ward off those wannabe mama bears looking for their papa bear (human).

[Anonymous No.]

Where my sleep mouse bros at?

Let's see those cute mice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659495
They're sleeping with their mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659328
I'm not sure if I could resist, to be honest. Just imagine a big, scary monster suddenly start panicking over you because she thought you died of fright or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659601
And then she starts trying CPR like those lolis from the white magic sabbath do

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659465
>bear brought her gasmask
>proceeds to ignore spray and hug your head between massive bear tits anyway
Monsters are smarter than they used to be anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659624
completely replacing chest compressions with mouth to mouth was controversial at the time but i can't argue with the results

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659730
>Use mustard gaz.
>Kill himself by accident
Nothing personal bear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659730
>Use mustard gas
>Kill himself by accident
Nothing personal bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659730
>Use mustard gas
>Kill himself by accident
>Play dead for real
Nothing personal bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659778
Now Dr. Lich can make some business for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659802
Not sure, how do you repair melted lungs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659817
It's magic, I don't gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659729
>she realizes you're pretending mid-kiss
It was just a prank, I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659817
Think of Cell levels of regeneration with the magic, especially for undead incubi they probably got the highest level of regenerative abilities compared to that of other incubi. That the regeneration skill levels for all incubi would probably go like this.
>Undead Incubi>Chaos Incubi>Common Incubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659874
>>43659827
But I'm dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659884
You can't escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659884
Walk it off.

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL have sex with a bear.
You WILL feed her your white "honey"
You WILL make her a mama bear.
You WILL be happy doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659884
Then you become a Ghost Incubi the most powerful of Incubi you’ll be like the Ghosts from Ghostbusters or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659908
I will keep the bears from the honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659922
Time to spill ectoplasm on cleaned clothes at the kiki academy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654411
just stop worrying and the bear necessities of life will come to you

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a fan of foxes

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to be trapped beneath a big bear all winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660049
How do you deal with foxes who are way too loud in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660049
Inferior to tomboy childhood friend black fur werecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660061
You prefer a small one?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna tell the cat her salsa isn't spicy at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660117
Inferior to genki tomboy childhood friend Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660140
No, Mino and genki is turbo cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660135
It's true tho. Even our piment d'Espelette is stronger. Everything is sweet with mamonos...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660049
ye

[Anonymous No.]

That's it. I'm taking you to hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660135
It's because you ordered it in human tongue.
If you want the real spicy stuff you gotta order it in ocelomeh speech.

[Anonymous No.]

At this point, I just want a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna unlife myself and become a spirit of chaos, I want to cause problems throughout the realm and make people afraid of me and my name.
This isn’t a call for help either do to my overwhelming loneliness and want a bunch of magical monster girls to put me in my place and force me to marry them I just like causing mayhem.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I avoid getting kidnapped by the Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660267
get a genie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660226
Well I'll order in their language and say the same thing about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660267
The best hugs are a perfect balance of comfy and suffocation risk.

>>43660302
Imagine how flustered she'll be when your one wish is a mere hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660297
don't approach unmarked vans, accept drinks from little girls or gamble all your savings at the sabbath casino

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660308
You'll be too busy begging for milk to soothe the heat for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660434
>anon begging miss jungle cat for leche in broken español
>she's just sitting there laughing spanishly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660297
Just don't find lolis attractive (Difficulty: Impossible)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43659884
>Happy wisp noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660111
Tail/pillow to face

[Anonymous No.]

Can mamono mana restore my foreskin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660327
But the Van say it has free booze and Vidya
How can I say no to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660434
Kek, the tacos cat will be the one asking for my milk because it's too hot if I'm the one cooking. Spics aren't the only one using a lot of piments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660311
"Wait, that's all you want?! Really?! I could grant you anything! The only limit is your imagination!"
>Anon reasserts that he wants a hug
>The genie stares in disbelief, shrugs, and hugs anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know I don't even like Lolis but the idea of a bunch of imps or a bapho trying to rape me and indoctrinate me is kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660624
Good, you have submitted to the globobapho

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder majority of Baphos are degenerates so be prepared to endure some of her fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660642
Wait no! Save me I want a big mommy dommy not a brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660763
What are her fetishes anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660791
Lots of body morphing, age play(of course) and potentially other /d/ level fetishes I won’t mention on here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660826
The thumping she heard was my heart going doki-doki

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660851
That's quite the hearing if she can hear your heartbeat from underground

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660791
>have you ever seen the movie Innerspace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660327
>walk into sabbath casino singin' "Jingle Jangle Jingle"
>walk out singin' "Aint that a kick in the head" with your wife by your side
ah, another good day in the monhave wasteland

[Anonymous No.]

>>43660698
That's a lot of daughters.
Most men would leave all the parenting to their fox wife, this is why all of them grow up to be vixens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43661053
How do the fox daughters raised by men who did most of the parenting turn out?

[Anonymous No.]

harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43650063
There aren't enough doujins where the man gets hypnotized. Need one where a nerdy mamano mind controls her athletic childhood friend but the hypnosis slowly wears off because she forgot to fully read the manual

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43654485
I pay four dolla. You work in bauxite mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43661203

[Anonymous No.]

>>43657681
>tfw she can catch up to you with a few strides

[Anonymous No.]

>>43661280
Smart. I will buy all low cost anons and send them to suicidal jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43661199
Nerds and tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43651259
Take tren and you can be like that Chinese martial artist that got unpersoned for using MMA and boxing to humiliate several masters of Ancient Chinese martial art schools

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43661286
Cocatrices dont get the love they deserve, they're the mge version of road runners
I wish KC would update their art at least