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Your favorite holiday is coming up soon, /jp/.

What are you getting your girlfriend/wife?

>> No.4362469
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>girlfriend/wife

>> No.4362475

Nothing because isn't White Day.

>> No.4362478

Nothing, I'm buying myself a fleshlight.

Feels good man.

>> No.4362482

>What, are you getting your girlfriend/wife?
Forgot your comma.

>> No.4362489

6/10, could have done with a little subtlety.
This is the "brick through the window" form of trolling.

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>>4362469
>implying everyone else on /jp/ is a virgin like you

>> No.4362499

I actually had a girlfriend who hand-made me a chocolate heart with my name in katakana on it.

But I'm single now, can't get a new one, didn't do it in years and sort of feel like an eternal virgin again, so am I awesome /jp/?

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>>4362489
You mean "Tidus through the window"?

>> No.4362506

>>4362469
What, you don't have a waifu?

>> No.4362509

>>4362499
Depends. Didst thou doeth the deed?

>> No.4362516

Why would I get my girlfriend something on New Year?

>> No.4362527

>>4362492
Get out

>> No.4362530

Valentine's Day isn't a real holiday.

>> No.4362532

>>4362516
Because it's what normal, healthy young men do when they're in a relationship.

>> No.4362552

>>4362532
Never heard of that tradition.

>> No.4362561

Well. I guess I could fire up Loveplus and get some chocolates.

>> No.4362563

>>4362527
u mad?

There is no such thing as virginity with men. Once you fap it's gone.

I'm no different from /jp/ers just because my penis happened to enter the moist orifice of a female.

>> No.4362578

>>4362563
This is what normalfags actually believe.

>> No.4362585

Isn't that the same OP picture used for the thread in which Jones-chan admitted he wasn't a virgin due to his ex-girlfriend?

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>> No.4362612

>>4362585
Jones hasn't had a girlfriend. I refuse to believe it.

>> No.4362616

>>4362578
I think you're confusing normalfags with intelligent people.

Virginity only applies to women unless by some incredible genetic abnormality you were born with a hymen on your penis.

>> No.4362619

A day of rest. No fapping that day.

>> No.4362621

>>4362612
Jones is a normalfag, you know it to be true.

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>> No.4362645

Well, I do have a stalker

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>> No.4362670

Reported the sagebomber.

Enjoy your ban and gb2/a/.

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>> No.4362690

>>4362670
Reported the agebomber.

Enjoy your ban and go back to /b/.

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>> No.4362696

>>4362690
Ah yes, Jones is executing his script again. Thanks for admitting again, dumbfuck.

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>> No.4362699

>>4362696
Look at the filenames, genius.

>> No.4362708

>>4362699
Yeah, like you can't change them.

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>> No.4362751

>>4362690
You're just upset because they called you normalfag.

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>> No.4362788

>>4362645
Congratulations!

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>> No.4362806

You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>> No.4362820

>>4362788
It's not as great as you'd think it would be.

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>> No.4362830

You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot

>> No.4362832

>>4362806
Pushes the thread further to the maximum number of posts, after which it cannot be bumped.

>> No.4362836

>>4362820
Is your stalker attractive?

The only bad stalker is an ugly stalker.

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I wish I had a stalker.....

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>> No.4362849

>>4362836
Creepiness is a pretty unattractive trait regardless of looks.

>> No.4362855

I wish a cute girl would stalk me...

Fuck you, Jones.

>> No.4362856

>>4362645
I'm jealous.

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>> No.4362860

>>4362836
Oh no, she's quite cute.
But it makes you think, why would anyone stalk someone like...me? There must be something weird going on, so I haven't made any move, too paranoid.

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>> No.4362881

>>4362860
How did you even find out she was stalking you?

Maybe she's just too shy to come to you so she's stalking you so you'll notice and come to her instead.

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>> No.4362931

>>4362881
Well, she began by acquiring every possible information about me, even highly personal stuff, then trying to talk to me whenever there was a chance, calling me to meet even though I always refused, etc. I do know I was a dick for ignoring her, but I was just too paranoid. Even after so much time, she still hunts me.

>> No.4362946

You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;DR SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>> No.4362986

>>4362946
Not this shit again

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>>4362910
I'd play this

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>>4363061
>>4363039
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>> No.4363186

Message me on AIM my name is dokidoki0214 so we can roleplay being each other's girlfriend on Valentine's Day!

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>> No.4363200

>>4363186
k i'll message u when i get on the other puter

>> No.4363202

>>4363186
I'm a girl. Is that going to be alright with you?

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>> No.4363205

>>4363186
This person just told me to leave them alone. I can't believe someone on the internet lied.

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>>4363196
>>4363204

>> No.4363216

>>4363206
raported

>> No.4363229

>>4363216
Reported for report abuse.

>> No.4363238

>>4363206

>> No.4363253

Milefeulle belongs to /filter/.

>> No.4363266

>>4363229
reported for reporting an abuse of report

>> No.4363273

>>4363266
Reported because I fucking feel like it.

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>>4363216
>>4363229
>>4363266
>>4363273
Well, that about sums up most of the boards.

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>> No.4363293

>>4363229
He just raported it

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>>4362931
I think I should give her something for Valentines

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>> No.4363400

I groped a little girl in the supermarket today. Is this what every Valentines Day is going to be like /jp/? ;_;

>> No.4363410

>>4363400
yeah, why not.

>> No.4363411

>>4363400
That's awfully awesome

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>> No.4363500

>>4363424
AYO GROVE STREET 4 LYFE NIGGA

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It'll just be like every other year, in my house with nary a female within 70 yards of me that isn't my mother or my (older, before you go there) sister.

I wouldn't have it any other way. I enjoy my privacy, I enjoy my money, and I enjoy my time.

>> No.4363607

>>4363544
All that matters is that you're happy with yourself.

>> No.4363620

>>4362461

Fuck all of you... at least you're not cursed with a birthday that falls on the 14th.

>> No.4363623

>>4363607
and your hand.

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>> No.4364135

>>4363200
Okay!

>>4363202
No one has messaged me so far. I guess that's fine though.

>>4363205
No one messaged me. :(

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>> No.4364344

>>4364135
You seriously expected someone to fall for that?

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