Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Melons fit fruit bats so well.

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[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>43621667
too much froot, how will she fly?

[Anonymous No.]

Oi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43621667
Pick a flavor.

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>>43621681
We're all into the Japanese foxes here

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>>43621681
The right one. Chen is cute and I can deal with Yukari if she doesn't molest me.

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>>43621681
Left, but only if we have a harem and use the torture devices on our submissive wives together.

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>>43621667
And just when I thought I had everything that was out there of this fat bat

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>>43621707
I need to see fat bat’s eyes I bet they’re cute

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>>43621681
I'll take Korean. I already play LoL so it can't get any worse.

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Repostan
>>43620976
I am already proompting away right now anon, but I can balance working and doing that. It's mostly just starting up batches in the background, and then doing other stuff.
I'm making vtuber coomer shit, so I just use LoRAs that don't require any fiddling to get their characteristics right. It takes no time at all.
But making a LoRA sounds like actual work, with tagging stuff, cropping images, selecting decent artwork, etc etc.
If you want to try it, please do. Any experience is better than no experience.

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What could she be reacting to?

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>>43621681
Who is the China one?

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>>43621771
My neck!

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>>43621681
Coin flip between korean and chink. Batshit insane yandere that won't murder me is cool, but so is a league of shitters addict that I can tilt for shits and giggles.

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>>43620574
I'm now convinced ghouls are the best species of lesser undead.
Hope they get an evolution like wights someday.

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>>43621857
I bet she mains ahri. Foxes are so typical.

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>>43621857
>but so is a league of shitters addict that I can tilt for shits and giggles.
The hate sex would be out of this world

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>>43621902
>keep pissing her off and calling her a shitter for feeding the enemy
>eventually she forces you to eat her out to calm her down
>now you don't have to torture yourself playing this shitty game
win win

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>>43621681
Can I get uh... bastardized American version?

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get a slime maid without the non-Euclidian geometry and food that tastes purple?

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>>43622064
Nureonago housewife is your best bet.

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>>43622068
Zipangu has
>Best slime
>Best snake
>Best spider (or cow?)
>Best fox
>Best succubus
It's unfair to other regions.

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>>43622064
Can I get a non-Euclidean maid with the synesthetic reality without the slime?

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>>43622141
He really didn't put effort into that cape.

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>>43622068
Best mermaid, also.

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>>43622148
>Get presented with a lewd naked undead
>The thing you care the most about is her cape
Go back to 4mon you vampire, there are fangs rating threads waiting for you.

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>>43622161
It's just a koikatsu body.

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I'm back after an exhaustive search for fat bat booty (and booba). I think I got most of them in the best quality possible.
>>43621719
Sorry, bud.

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MGC is setting up a school for those monstergirls coming Fresh out the Portal, to familiarize them with the modern human world
You've been selected to help teach a class! What would you teach? How would it go?

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>>43621681
I choose Ahri, the Japanese are better at making cat girls than fox girls anyways.

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>>43622136
They also have the best Weasels by virtue of being the home to the only girls in the weasel family.

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>>43622260
I can teach the nerdy MGs about TCGs and LCGs of a pretty wide range!

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>>43621681
Fucking liver stealing whores

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with Felicia from Darkstalkers!

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>>43622260
Give me the delinquent wans, some how I will reach these trouble makers. Home economics and social studies. As for how it goes, wans don't care to read so it must be hands on learning.

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>>43622260
I'm not qualified to teach anyone anything!

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>>43622316
Teach me how to make you uooooh, fat man.

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>>43622316
>Anonymous
Even danaabadosh?

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>>43622283
I don't wanna know what snow region weasels would look like.
Winter mofu is too strong.

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>>43622379

It's CHEWSDAY innit?

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>>43622374

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>>43622295
Doesn't she become a motherly nun after you beat her arcade mode?
Odd tastes you have there.

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Druella: So when will we invade earth?
Mamono Lord: Never, we will do it slowly with subterfuge
*Sees the amount of suffering in the world and the horrible stuff we do to ourselves*
MGs:

[Breathfag No.]

>>43622433
>Ywn get shot by military goat
Feels bad man

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! > !!

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>>43622446
I'm partial to !!

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>>43622446
Get with the times old man, now it's all about "??"

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>>43622295
Probably one of my earliest MG loves. Even after all these years I still have a thing for catgirls. The fightin game catgirls in particular just aren't fair.

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>>43622448
Don't know anything about the gacha boat games. But isn't she supposed to be a ship? Why is she some sort of dragon?

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>>43622456
Catgirls and foxgirls still the best no matter the series.

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>>43622468
>Gyaru
>horns
This was made almost exactly for me

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>>43622467
A lot of the German boats in Azur Lane have those mechanical parts on their body like horns and tails.

[Anonymous No.]

Pears are built for pushing down on all fours

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>>43622489
So she's some sort of mecha dragon. Cool. But why though? I can get the girls having ship parts but why being a dragon?

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>>43622451
Okay, but what about "?!" or "!?"

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>>43622500
Because the devs like to make German shipgirls look extra-edgy.

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>>43622475
>and foxgirls
Wrong. Incorrect.

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>>43622566
tail needs some more girth

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>>43622547
Is this rape?

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>>43622433
One of these days there'll be a MG who goes full Leeroy Jenkins into our world.

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>>43622583
i dunno, he might be onto something

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>>43622260
I'd teach PE so I don't have to actually do any work. I can just sit around in work out gear and blow a whistle on occasion

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>>43622260
>I teach special ed irl
oh dear... I might actually be very qualitied to deal with the slower monsters

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>>43622260
forklift safety

[Anonymous No.]

>>43622260
American History, Government, and Politics as shaped by the institution of slavery and subsequent institutional racism.
And I will chew out the desert girls and dark elves.

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>>43622426
>Snow weasel kunoichi
I never knew I wanted this. I hope there is a village full of them.

>>43622502
Outrageous. Only graped anubis would dare adorn such blasphemy!

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>>43622674
I think baphs having the best pussy is just Sabbath propaganda.
Do not believe their lies.

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Post your best anubis pics please!

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>>43622685
Are charcoal anubis appropriate?

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>>43622700
If it's your best anubis pic, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>Black hair
>Red eyes
>Dark tan
>Doggo
>Elegant style
>Stern, but can flip to coomerbrain if surprised
This is why schedule dog is the best

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>>43622708
This might be my best anubis.

>>43622734
She can be improved by making her much taller, and giving her a mask.

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>>43622260
I'm not knowledgeable enough to teach anything beyond maybe the elementary level and I'm not dealing with lolis. I guess that leaves PE, but I don't like track suits. Screw it, I'll work the front desk.

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>>43622758
You can always be the creepy janitor that ends up fucking little girls in his closet

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>>43622678
Most Sabbaths don't want you to know it's actually truelolis that have the best pussies

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>>43622674
Are you just gonna spam this picture every thread or are you gonna mix it up every now and again?

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>>43622786
Is there some relevance to the picture? I don't know what it is.

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>>43622775
No no, I said I'm NOT dealing with lolis. At worst, I'd be the groundskeeper everyone recognizes but no one knows. Maybe I'd even get my own shack!

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>>43622136
Wonderland has the best cat and mouse which is all that matters

[Anonymous No.]

Pixelated sleepy mice

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>>43622796
I have no idea what you're even trying to say. Relevance to what? Monster girls? I guess?
I just don't like it when someone posts the same picture over and over again without even putting in the effort of having some text in it.

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>>43622813
The Mist Continent has the best cat, though.

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>>43622837
I mean it's not even from anything, it's just a totally random picture of a monster girl.

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>>43622855
Ah, okay.
Well you're 100% right about that, which is why it's even more annoying that it keeps getting spammed.

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>>43622833
Sleep mouse overpowered

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>>43622860
I'm pretty sure most generals on 4chan have pictures thst tend to be always posted?

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>>43622260
I will teach art of film. Through the understanding of kino the monsters will be better able to integrate with the human world and will have an easier time finding husbands.

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>>43622260
Probably teach them about the current state of world affairs? I hope I don't make them cry
Maybe teach them how to use electricity, from light switches to smartphones

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>>43622948
>anon just keeps showing them the plane scene from The Dark Knight Rises over and over again outlining all the tiny details and nuances about it

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>>43622813
>>43622833
Compared to dormouse, it's like other mice species aren't even trying.

>>43622842
Chesh ass > Jinko abs

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>>43623019
>Chesh ass > Jinko abs
Fight me

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>>43623052
>>43623019
All what < Holst boobs

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>>43622855
>>43622860
It's Barbara from Genshin Impact as a baphomet.

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>>43623073
Figures it would be some gachashit being spammed

[Anonymous No.]

Look out she's got a gun!

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>>43623126
sea lamia

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>>43623126
just fucking kill me

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>Free hugs!

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>>43623283
I'd let a wight level drain me

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>>43622260
mostly likely art or something or lifting for newbs

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>>43623299
Art class is where all the stoner fairies hang out.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that the mge has its own version of the little mermaid

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>>43620604

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>>43623325
Huh?

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>>43622607
>anon tries to be the stereotypical fat lazy PE coach
>Competetive monsters like salamanders keep making him join in for games of dodgeball
>Constantly overworked from trying to keep up physically with monsters
>Constantly having to hide a boner because the students wear buruma instead of more modest gym clothes

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>>43623325
It's almost the first. The patreon is undeniably late yet we don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

sex with sabbath girls

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>>43623332
Truly a blessed tag.

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>>43623325
>>43623358
Court Alf I believe

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>>43622136
>Best slime
Excuse you

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>>43622260
Sex ed teachers must feel terror everyday

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>>43622433
I imagine the first girls over would be either shogs, abyssals in general or a Cheshire.

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>>43622433
They will go just for a less insane world. We are not entitled to anything

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>>43623475
This world being fucked up is an even greater motivator for them to fix it. Monster girls will come here not because we're easy, but because we're hard.

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>>43623506
Kek, you wish. Nothing to save, they will go for something else and forgot about this rotten place. See pic related, will never happen, even post mortem will we be forbidden from this heaven

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>>43623531
oh well

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>>43623531
N-no they love us anon

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>>43623531
>Nothing to save
Nothing? Literally not a single remotely good person worth saving? It would take just one to open the floodgates to salvation for this world.

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>>43623596
>>43623606
But we can't do the same. Imagine being described as a pelvis shattering rapist. Maybe they even think that the nicest outcome is to leave us alone her

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>"If you think you can graduate form this school...without kissing my puci, you are dead wrong!"

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>>43623430
Best slime
Best maid
Best home

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>>43623672
I thought I'd graduate a virgin. Good to know sensei is always there to help me.

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>>43623635
Anon I think some monsters (manticores mostly) would love that

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>>43623676
Based opinion
Shogs are best girls I love them so much, I need a shogbed

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>>43623635
But I describe my favorite mamono as a "beautiful little girl" and "the sweetest in all Wonderland" and "the girl of my dreams"!

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For me, it's carbuncle girl.
https://files.catbox.moe/as4lqn.png

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>>43623754
>That tail
>That art style
This is a vore girl isn't it

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>>43623773
tailpussy

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I have a unhealthy obsession with this pic

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Lilim appreciation post. Despite their status, they're regular people like (You) and me. Take my secretary for example, she is here to earn an honest days pay and nothing more! Why, she even got me a cup of coffee without me even having to ask-

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>>43623816
You are not alone, and I'm usually not one for autism dogs.

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>>43623739
>I describe my favorite mamono as a "beautiful little girl"
Me too

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>>43623824
This is why you shouldn't work in an office with monsters

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>>43623832
Neither am I, although I should love them. I like femdom, and I like structure, I'd probably follow their schedules to the letter desu

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Wurm shows up to try raping me because she learned it from Hellhounds but I stop her by saying I'm saving myself for after when I get married so she isn't allowed to rape me. Wurm accepts this and nods in understanding and doesn't try raping me now.

Just inform the Monsters you aren't interested in pre-marital sex and they cannot rape you. It's the law.

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>>43623922
>Purple paws typed this post

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>>43623332
Big onis truly are a blessing.

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>>43623921
I like structure but not femdom. I'd probably spend a good portion of my time messing with a desertwan if I had one.

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>>43623949
Based, it would be funny to fuck up their plans by fucking them silly

On the flip side for me as a femdom fag, the idea of disobeying to be punished is really nice. Mummies curse is god tier

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>>43623635
Speak for yourself, I always say my favorite mamono is kind and respectful.

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>>43623984
Fav gal?

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>>43624009

[Anonymous No.]

extra virgin

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>>43624026
now now, there's no need to list all of druellas titles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43624018
Good taste

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>>43623358
I really wish you would shut the fuck up about the patreon already.

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Your Guardian Angel says you've been a really good boy for following the gospel truths anon, she says Heaven thinks you deserve reward for your services. How can she reward you for your devotion...?

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I wonder how monsters react to really awful pun jokes

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>>43624087
hug

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>>43624087
Give me a girl that won't cheat on me.

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>>43624087
I'm going to Alice

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>>43624120
with sex

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>>43624212
Yes but what kind of sex? I feel like it'd be bullying sex

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>>43624120
A Cheshire would heart pupil.

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>>43624246
How do I get a March Hare to heart pupil, then?

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently having irresponsible drunk sex with an oni has consequences

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>>43624230
sitting on your face to keep you from saying further jokes makes the most sense

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>>43624266
just be yourself

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>>43621667
Successfully pulling out just as you're about to cum in her and spraying all that cum on her face and tits? Or sneakily and stealthily applying a condom during sex?

Which is the best?

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>>43621781
Not sure exactly but China loves Da Ji esque fox girls so it might just be inspired by her as she fits her lore quite well.

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>>43624345
How are you supposed to pull out when she locks her legs around you?

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>>43621781
It's Daji, Ahri, and Yakumo Ran from left to right.

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>>43623922
>Wurm shows up later with an Eros priestess, her parents and your parents to pronounce husband and wife

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>>43624246
>>43624266
I want to make Alice heart pupil! Alice!

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>>43624087
its too late to save me
you're too late
you're too late

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>>43624087
Sex.
>b-but
Sex.

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>>43624454
sex with guardian angel might count as protected sex
is that legal?

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>>43624463
I will make it legal.

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>>43624454
Anon no! You'll corrupt her into a fallen angel! Please anon you'll both end up depraved beings

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I love my lich wife!

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How do I get a kunoichi sent after me? Specifically one tailored to my fetishes

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>>43624503
Insult her eminence, the Almighty Shogun.

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>>43624503
order an overly specific assassination with yourself as the target

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>>43624502
does she decay?

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>>43624503
Post in the Zipangu threads on 4mon that you think katanas and kunai are shit swords and that you think european longswords are better. They'll weeb out and want to correct you.

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>>43624510
Magic prevents it!

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She should look less like a dude.

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You should go swimming when the portals open

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>>43624533
for some raisin this pic made my computer lag.

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>>43624534
thats why i keep an anti shark spray with me at times.

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>>43624545
That's shark abuse anon
PETM is gonna find you and hand you over to a shark

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>>43624534
No, when the portals open, I'm going to Alice, and nothing is going to stop me. Not even a Cheshire with her smug grin and nice smelling pussy and bad innuendos.

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>>43624535
God was trying to spare you

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>>43624502
Tell me about the lich, why does she drink?

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>>43624534
I will look for my wife instead

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>>43624607
>sweat
>pulling out shirt
>pettan
>spats
Is she trying to turn me on?

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>>43624607
Don't worry wolf, they'll fill up soon enough

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>>43624534
No

I will go boating

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>>43624534
Sharks Is scary

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Gonna pick up a passed out drunk monster at a bar and make her eat all the eggs in the morning

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>>43624650
shark is friend. dolphin scary

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>"No I'm not going to have sex today, Honey. I'm tired from work and need to sleep early, its a weekday after all, and will be having work as usual."

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>>43624533
Start by breaking her down into basic shapes...or something. Fuck if I know, I'm not an artist.
/monster/ has a pretty good thread for drawfags learning to draw...so I've heard.

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how inconsistent do you feel the mge setting is based on the official content you've read?

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>>43624680
This is how Anon's wife starts looking into ways to get him more time off from work or an easier job.
That or she darkmatters his office, one of the two.

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I’m gonna make a abyssal bomb made from the sweat of chaos monsters and other eldritch liquids found in the abyss and use it on neighboring nations so others can indulge in the great power of the abyss like me.

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>>43624787
>monstergirls love you
pretty consistent

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I'm going to call upon the powers of the mighty Kami through prayer and use talismans to seal every Yokai I see in Zipangu so humans can live in safety and peace without these fiends bothering them. I'll start with that Blue Oni over there, she will easy to seal. I'll put her inside a rock.

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I would molest so many ears...
So many ears...and they let you do it, too, because it's the tails that are like a proposal.

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>>43624787
Depends, in fanfiction it varies wildly. Personally? I like magus take on it the most.

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>>43624870
>Thinking ears won't act as a marriage proposal
You should molset a manticores ears

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>>43624894
she'd be cute if the artist wasn't so crazy

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I got arrested by an Anubis for climbing on the Pyramids illegally!

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https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6666563
your thoughts?

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A rata sold my smut information on the internet, now nearby monster girls are smug and I'm getting hit on by monster girls with huge titties and some pudge....In retrospect, I may need to send her a gift basket.

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>>43624918
What a kind, if invasive, rata

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>>43624980
Exceptionally so, she's even getting in on the act...except she keeps breaking into my house so I just come home to find her playing Vidya on my PC.

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>>43624918
Ratas hold no true power
>B-but I'll leak your fetishes
SO WHAT? The grems already compiled a database with name, fetish list, search history, and home address and released it to the public day one.

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>>43625005
The only power they hold is that which you allow them to have.
Grow corn, become ungovernable

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Fine, I admit it. I'm a big pervert that really loves monster bits. I'd probably molest the ears, tails, claws, scales, and so on every time the opportunity presents itself. Gaining a waifu would not stop me, because my interest is non-sexual. It's just a result of me having too much energy.
Of course, my waifu would tackle me to the ground, drag me off, and rape me senseless until I remember to behave myself for the time being.

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>>43624918
Girls like this?

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>>43625030
Yes but tick the sliders up a bit more.
Truly a devious girl.

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>>43625033

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>>43625074
NEEDS
MORE
BOOBER

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>>43625088
Thats more appropriate.

>>43625074
Still a fine bat.
Wonder what they've been putting in those fruits today.

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>>43625088

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>>43625108
>>43625088
Boobs this big have to audibly slosh with milk

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>>43625108
>Anon has to apply for the "My wife is extra thick" home remodeling tax credit.
Granted, its probably up there with the "Large Sized Monster Accessibility" fund.

>>43625126
This is a true statement.

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>>43625017
>Wife catches you looking at the mamanobucks baristas tail
>Instant jealousy as she coils her mofu around you and chastises you for being a mofu slut.

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>>43625126
I can hear it in my head

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>>43625126
I mean, that goes without saying.

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Guys, stop being ridiculous and unrealistic. Breasts don't make sloshing sounds, they aren't full of milk. Flat is better anyway but they don't work like that, THEY DON'T.

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>>43625141
when she walks it sounds like shes carrying two buckets full of cake mix

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>>43625162
Where is the milk stored? In the heart?

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>>43625141
Just how many gallons of milk are in there?

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>>43625139
>chastises you for being a mofu slut.
More like intense teasing, bullying, and eventual lite-mindbreak rape while I huff her mofu.
And then I wake up in sage mode like nothing happened.

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>>43625193
portals to the milk dimension, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we pass a law to make monsters wear clothes? I don't think I could pay attention when walking or driving with them walking around with their bits and muscles out

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>>43625162
If titty isn't full of milk then why do titty dispense milk?
Sabbath agent begone.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that bodyguard is simply another term for GF and Wife.
You have to keep this in mind when an ogre offers to provide you some 'protection' for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625227
Even if you pass a law, it's not like they'll obey it.

[Anonymous No.]

That will teach her for coming on to me so hard. Very unmaidlike behavior! And I swallowed the key too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625162
Big Holst titties are like cow-udders not 3D'bigtits' that just have milk-glands and ducts to the nipple through flesh (or silicone), they are actually big bags of milk secreted from milk glands around the 'bag'.
So, yeah, they slosh when she walks.

[Anonymous No.]

Newsie here, how do I into monster girls? What got you guys hooked on monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625241
Stop tempting me with big burly minos with kind eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625267
We just need to get the police force to enforce it. I think if enough men volunteer for the force we can successfully make the change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625215
At least 4

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>severely depressed bachelor living alone
>1 bedroom apartment
>complete shit hole
>trash everywhere. Laundry hasn’t been done in weeks. Dishes haven’t been washed in months.
>one day my neighbor comes over for a wellness check. She’s a sweet old bird. Literally. She’s a harpy
>sees the mess everywhere
>”anon this is no way for a man to live! I know somebody who can help you”
>the next day
>knock at the door
>the biggest, meanest, nastiest kikimora is standing there
>like, at least 6ft. Probably more like 6’4 or 6’5
>”are you anon?”
>yeah
>”my friend asked me to come here and~oh god, what is that smell?!?!”
>pushes me out of the way and starts cleaning for hours
>scolds me the entire time for living in squalor
>eventually the place looks spotless. Like it did the day I move in
>”wow! Thanks for cleaning my place, but I don’t have any money to pay you”
>big kiki laughs
>”your place? You mean OUR place”

Bros, she’s been sleeping here in the spare room for 2 days now and I can’t get her to leave. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625227
MGC has pro-nudist laws

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625227
This is my favorite amazon pic.

[Anonymous No.]

floating orgy palaces

[Anonymous No.]

>>43624120
"Given how popular you are with the boys at the party tonight, they should call you Community Chesh."
> Miss Chesh disappears in a huff.
> Comes back with a sausage from the food table.
> "Here you go, Anon. It's your reward for wurst pun of the night."
> Her mouth disappears and you hear a throaty whisper.
> "Now you owe me 1 sausage, Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625307
I'd just need to protest a little and maybe get some signatures on a petition, I think the democratic process can work in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625297
They allow me to live out my fantasy of having a loving wife. I know that will never come true, because these girls are not real, but they make me feel happy whereas real women make me feel miserable.

You see, monster girls are the opposite of real girls, because with monster girls, the monster is on the outside. They love me for who I am, and that’s all I ever wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625297
>>43625334
I just like the cute exotic girls and the cute and cozy stories. I don't think I have ever self inserted, despite nearly every story being "Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43624790
>darkmatter the office
the HackBasilisk fic about that concept is still one of my favorites

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625297
I want a strong woman who makes me feel safe and loved. Maybe she's physically strong, or maybe it's just mental / emotional strength. Maybe it's multiple.

But inhuman / beyond human features really accentuate that for me. A human woman can't really compete with a giant cow spider in physical strength and it's obvious.

But then what do I know? Beauty is in the eye of beholder, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625351
>Defacing Gazer art
That's a paddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625297
Very easy. Imagine it's a cold winter evening and you're tucked in bed with your lamia wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625368
... Uh, who is gonna do the paddling? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625375
>Get together with a lamia
>Her face when you tell her you sometimes you have a hard time sleeping because you get too warm; especially during the summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625306
Thank her by marrying her
But also talk to her about your depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>43622526
>>43622489
>>43622448
Name and what game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43621667
>"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SUCKLE ON MY BOOBS!?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625439
What kind of a boyfriend/husband doesn't suck their girlfriend's/wife's titties?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted a wife with big breasts who's taller than me and instead I got mana marked by a Black Harpy with a pathetic chest who doesn't even come up to my shoulders and an Eros Priestess went ahead and declared us husband and wife without any input from me because it was "fate".
I'm not happy with this and I don't love her, she doesn't make me feel anything so I dodge her advances. I don't care if that's not fair to her, it's not what I wanted out of life! How am I ever supposed to find satisfaction now?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625491
Come on, give her a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think a demon or lich would be embarrassed if they had to read things the wrote pre-DL. or otherwise had to reflect on the deeds they did then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625497
I'd rather DIE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625227
muscles make me sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625491
how's her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625528
It's large but so what, I only like big ass combined with big tits so I still couldn't be happy with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625549
Rub dem tiddies and make em grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625498
>Demon looks over a contract that she wrote pre-DL with a mixture of confusion, disgust and concern

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625556
I don't think it works like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625498
>tfw hero anon got ahold for her chunni journal and begins reading it aloud

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625567
With mamano manna anything is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625577
But she's still shorter than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625577
Argentina hound is my favorite meme

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't sleep more than 3 hours... I will ask for remote work or I'm dead man today. That wouldn't be a fucking problem if they open portal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625368
Paddle me daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625614
gayest thing ive seen a monstegirl do

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625577
My fav visual is a bapho slowly getting taller and bigger assets while side eyeing her husband the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625627
I don't think cheshire would do anything beyond maybe tickling it with her tail, she's a monster not a fag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG9Gddy8r_8

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625635
imagine the freak of nature of tall bapho but staying flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625491
>>43625549
If you can't be satisfied with the wife you get you don't deserve one in the first place, tastes be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625594
Good luck Anon I hope you can get some rest, in the meantime have large kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625660
Tall flat ladies can be cute especially if they get that pear shape

[Anonymous No.]

Why are titfags so delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625761
Side effect of milk withdrawals. Dr. Horsepussy says I need at least three mouthfuls a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43624916
>your thoughts?
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

would you rather
a reverse lamia
or a reverse mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625803
I'd rather do a 360 and walk in reverse. The top half is more important than the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625803
I'm not going anywhere near fish lips. Gimme the snake, snakes are cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625761
>>43625771
>"You know who else is delusional, stupid and cringe? Leggers! Fuck Leggers, they are such stupid fucking Ni**ers!"
>a Lamia or any serpentine monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625809
>while doing your best Michael Jackson impression, you bump into a reverse centaur
have fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625849
>It's just a head, a longass neck and a pair of legs, because centaurs aren't half horse at all.
Oh god. A reverse arachne would also be terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625854
depends on the anatomy of the original arachne
spider head + human torso would look fucking stupid
spider head replaced with human torso would just attract undertale players

[Anonymous No.]

Take the mountain roads they said
All the bandits will be hiding out until spring they said
They won't go after a single traveler since there wont be much profit they said

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625627
It's fine, Cheshire is only pretending to be gay,

[Anonymous No.]

>>43624901
Wait what did he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625884
>stay at the hot spring inn run by suspiciously fit cats
>turned into a communal scratching post for the nyakuza

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625914
>So distracted by the sweet tats you didn't notice the looks they were giving

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625914
The prevalence of Nyakuza establishments leads me to believe the shogun has lost control of the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625927
>ask shogun if he's even in control anymore
>he starts sweating and looking at his "fox" wife with an abnormally thin tail
>she just narrows her eyes at him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625952
One could always appeal to the emperor, but he rarely leaves his garden anymore. I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625914
oblivious anon years later surrounded by his beautiful wives and children's, some random comment makes him now suddenly realize he is surrounded by nyakuza and freaks the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

Eastern bapho
>calls her man big brother
Western bapho
>calls her man daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625272
>two days later
>She's found digging through your poop in the sewer for the key
Just pray she washes up before she attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626143
My bapho calls me bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626166
Weird, that's what my Chesh calls me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43625347
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4362616
Need momonika sabbath zoomer gf
https://nhentai.net/g/448805/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43622260
I'd marry a random student in the first day I'm sure.
Then the class would be just her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626170
I thought that was common with chesh

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Anon has to deal with a loud, cockney-accented Cheshire who follows him around, but only he can see her.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that the Pharaoh is deposed who should rule the kingdom now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626482
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626500
The year is 2024, the desert kingdom lives under COOMER RULE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626655
>sex addict anon usurps the rule over desert kingdom and demands free monster pussy for every unmarried man in the kingdom
>somehow nobody, including the royal court objected to this illegitimate takeover

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626690
>The only difference in the status quo is that instead of monsters demanding cock it's men demanding pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626758
>horny men demand eternally horny and willing women
Sounds like DL's dream society

[Anonymous No.]

You know it makes me wonder just as a joke post but has the order tried creating their own “monsters” from studying the abyss, like there is holy versions of chaos incubi of men having special transformations instead of using normal magic or swords to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627029
Order is Chief God's way to ensure that humans stay at a controllable limited trash level and only kosher heroes get their limits removed, so I can't see anything like this being approved there. Enhancing humans like that sounds like heavy heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627090
Well that’s boring though it’s probably a thing in the Mist Continent where the people there aren’t bounded by the order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627122
Well there is no need for Most people to do that.
Read up on them:
>The Land of the Four Gods is a bright green mamono realm ruled by four great monsters often revered as deities. The people there aren't interested in conquering the others, only in maintaining and defending their borders. Its a nation of balance and harmony where living rationally and responsibly is the norm, and even the monsters often restrain their lust to unleash it only at night and such. Of course discipline is still looser than in many human societies.

And

>The Land of the Four Souls is a human-dominated set of nations presided over by a bold emperor. The faction is named after god-like monsters in the "holy land" mountains above who mostly stay out of worldly affairs but grant men who seek them out power, these monsters are regarded as gods (perhaps because according to the philosophy of the people here, monsters should be lower in rank than humans). Incubi are regarded as transcendent sages or "xian" who have made the power of the holy land their own. This faction believes in human supremacy and frequently launches military campaigns against the other two factions to absorb them, they believe that the world belongs to humans and by extension it belongs to them specifically. They have subjugated but not eliminated monsters in their lands, and marriage and reproduction with them is allowed. It is mostly the men who fight, but some have monster retainers. The men also tend to take pride in protecting the monsters and don't want them on the front lines. As for their monster wives, they give the men realm silver weapons, and cast spells to protect them when they go off to fight but still worry about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627255
I love how The Land of the Four Souls is still just maledom LARP enabled by monsters who don't mind taking the role of actual women for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627255
>Be human supremacist
>All non incubi humans are weak as shit
>All your children are monster girls
Was this written before he changed monsters to be unstoppable. It nearly implies there are non incubi humans in that land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627760
Have you actually read the unstoppable part? It's when the Mamono are in true danger or someone they care about is in danger and it's stated that it's not guaranteed thing and they can use it to run away. Plus the human supremacists we're talking about are combat specced Incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627804
He tweeted the weakest monster is stronger than any normal human. That qualifies as unstoppable to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627871
Yes. I'm aware. That's in the demo too. But that doesn't refute my point. The human supremacists are combat specced Incubi which means not regular human which means the tweet doesn't apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627728
The abyss is true maledom you get Eldritch power beyond your wildest dreams and if I remember correctly you can become a incubus without even fucking a monster girl by ingesting demon realm fruits or at the very least you become a proto incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627871
humans can't be trusted with a power inequality, monsters can. it's a sensible take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627923
Reread your own post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627934
Depends on the girl I would say the Mindflayer is closer to femdom or switch. Also there are common potions to become an incubus if that's all you want. Also just becoming an incubus or hero doesn't make you strong. it only removes your exp cap.
>Heroes and Incubi have a great amount of mana stored in them, so their basic physical stats are very high, (For example, you can get things like HP +1000, Def +500, ability to endure critical blows and stay at 1 HP etc, etc.)
>But they only had their level caps removed, meaning you don't get automatically strong in battles just because you have become a Hero or get to be good in sex just because you have become an Incubus.
>The apparent power of Heroes are actually from their trainings all paying off at once when blessed. This is because by removing the level cap, the stacked-up EXPs from their trainings made their level jump.
>This means if you did not go through any trainings beforehand, even if you get blessed, only your basic physical stats will go up and you will not get that strong. Think of it like those Lv.1 Heroes.
>Only by leveling up by going through trainings can you become strong to inhuman levels.
>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likely that they will be befuddled by their state where they just can't stop cumming and their erections not going away, thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627956
My post was under the assumption that you were talking about the QnA post that caused a lot of autism cause anons are retarded. My mistake but I don't see how my post is ultimately proven wrong. The Land of 4 souls is incubi and not regular human so tweet is irrelevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627934
Incubi are automatically super thirsty for mamono pussy so it doesn't really matter if you become one with or without mamono help, you won't stay single for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628046
It does make me wonder how ghost incubi work since we know they’re a thing in the lore do to wisps being a thing. I guess it would be similar to Shogs where the human male’s soul will sexually fuse with his wisp wife before parting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628046
oh no, anything but that

[Anonymous No.]

Do glowing red eyes mean good things or bad things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628042
It's not though because a full incubi nation would have no human children and has no reason to care if men become incubi

[Anonymous No.]

>watch a scary horror movie with your wisp gf who always acts tough and spooky and unafraid of anything
>she gets scared and clings to you
Good grief...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628184
It's when you can grab her by the pussy and make her submit to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628046
>Tsundere human man fighting his feelings for monster girls after transforming from ingesting demon realm fruit thinking it would give him power without consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628189
What? Where does it say that they care if men become incubi or not? Incubi are seen as transcendent sages or higher beings but still human like how xianxia humans can do shit RL humans can't do but their still human. The 4 souls just want humans in charge and Mamono subservient aka maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628256
>Fighting his feelings for multiple monster girls
Imagine growing up on monogamy and Chief God kool aid only fall for a harem of monsters, what a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628170
For unknown reasons, some people are fixated on finding a way to go around "adventuring" in MGE without actually fucking monsters.
Which is fucking absurd when even basic bitch scorpion mobs poison you with turbo viagra to get you to fuck the first person around while they are munching on your veggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628335
Some people also mix up that while MGE has quite a bit of maledom, it's based on monsters that want a guy to fuck them hard and will even use their abilities to get get it. MGE has never been either violated hero or a rance game. Both maledom and femdom are consensual in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628399
I would classify MGE as beyond maledom/femdom and that it's its own unique way of mixing romance and lewd, or rather making them one and the same

[Anonymous No.]

My head is a dedicated shelf for monster titties. Taller monsters come along and just declare me the perfect height for boob shelfing.

[Anonymous No.]

>mge wife speedrun

[Anonymous No.]

>ojou-ing intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628466
Yes which I believe that has to do with Eros and her sister which I’m forgetting her name at the top of my head plus the demon lord with the chief goddess not knowing what to do and is jealous that the demon lord has somebody while she has nobody.
Which a demon lord having a love has never been heard or seen before, that really only the very low level monsters probably got married which the males of those monsters are now all human men at this point which probably frustrated the chief goddess even more that there was no real monsters anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, just checked KC's Patreon and it's the lowest I've ever seen it. 493 patreons. Usually it hovered around 517 or 518.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628564
Goddamn, thats a loud goblin ojou.
Pretty thin though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628706
I mean people are probably getting sick of it seeing no new content has come out as of late which that goes for a lot of things not just MGE content that when you don’t have any new stuff come out sooner or later people will get bored and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628741
Oh. I expected this to happen. Just didn't expect such a massive drop. Maybe reduced to 500 or so not a full 24 drop.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628765
KC needs to sort his shit out, at this point the patreon is just a personal donation box for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628777
Night Gaunts are more yandere than Hebis, for do Hebis make you attach to them and carry you almost everywhere you go and share thoughts together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628876
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628801
Has been for years.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>king of southern human realm (definitely not crusader jerusalem)
>borders the desert kingdom farther down south (definitely not fatimid egypt)
>desert kingdom is a land of monsters ruled by the evil and tyrannical pharaoh
>her evil stems from her loneliness, she's as extra virgin as olive oil
>keeps sending me demands that I marry her or have my realm face war and annexation
As King of the south human realm, I for one know that marrying the Pharaoh would not only leave me as no more than a powerless pet husband for her, royal in name only, but my people would become no more than playthings and "food" for her monster servants as well. I must do what is good for the realm and protect our independence and purity from this petulant Pharaoh.
If it war she wants, it is war she will get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628876
I absolutely love the Night Gaunt and the fact they they constantly need you covering them and giving attention is one of my favorite parts. I love yandere girls. The transformation, the latex, the yandere clingyness, and the need to be constantly dominated makes them perfect to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628906
It's why I'm wary of kickstarter and Patreon. It incentivizes no progress. It can work for some things like those ASMR people who do lewd audios but games or comics? Lol no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628942
what other people do with their money doesn't bother me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628937
Yandere MGs are godly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628942
Patreon has an option to charge per post. It's the person, not the system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628952
Well my post was me explaining why I don't do paying Patreon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628972
congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628934
And that's the story of how a Kingdom fell in just two days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628942
It worked pretty well for TwistedScarlett.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628934
Those poor human soldiers will never see the Sandworms coming...

[Anonymous No.]

Tanuki wife with "provider" type husband who works hard for his family...at a job which he was discreetly guided into by his wife and that provides suspiciously good benefits, lunches, and where the work tapers off on days when the wife wants him to be vigorous at home.
The husband gets to be proud of his job at IkunaT Corp and the tanuki gets to make the real money on her side job as an international conglomerate manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628942
Kickstarter at least incentivizes delivering the project because you don't keep raking in money over time.
Patreon puts more responsibility on people to oversee the progress and pull out when no content is being made, which is a problem when people like KC can count on a small dedicated fanbase to keep their subs up just out of general sympathy.
Someone form KC's inner circle needs to slap him hard and make him focus on something, either finish the game or abandon it and focus on the setting because things are not looking good now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628998
Never heard of it but sure I can believe that there are projects of games or comics that go work out. Just the ones that don't are more known. Hence why I said wary.
>>43629016
He can turn things around if he comes back with a post saying here is a new update to the rpg game. Is why I'm late.
But I don't see that happening. If he wants to continue working on the game, he needs to do it on his own dime.

[Anonymous No.]

>muh patreon
I don't care, mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628998
TS is really something else, he could have easily get a lot more money by shifting focus to the much more popular side-game he was making to take a break from monster girl 1000, but he got it done quick and returned to the original project

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629058
what's her job? daki?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629062
Something bad has happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628977
Please, have faith in your fellow man to be able to win a war against monsters. What's the worst Pharaoh will do? Her Anubian royal guards don't even have mounts, their formations would be broken by brave knight cavalry in a minute flat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629116
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629180
The mick is expanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629184
Look, there is a legitimate issue here. KC has seemingly gone incognito and no updates to the Patreon which is losing subscribers. Maybe he got sick or hurt we don't know. Hopefully not but something has happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629213
He retweeted may 24th?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629059
If you're implying that TwistedScarlett is unknown you might want to look at how many thousands of dollars he makes a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629223
Ok. His Twitter shows retweets from an hour ago . So he is seemingly alive. Just doesn't care to update anything. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

The italian/american branch of the mofukuza is sure weird, these damn foxes got me waiting on them hand and fluff, the totally legitimate business they got me working in is nothing but a dimly lit strip club filled with smoke and thumping electronic music, I can't even serve a table without getting accosted by tails and hands, I think I am going to speak the boss and see if I can get a raise, my buddy tommy did and now he works in the back, I don't know what he does but I always see him leaving out the back getting into cars with some fox in a lady's pantsuit, wish me luck guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628801
That's literally what it was though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629236
Well I was thinking more about MGI and the Kickstarter failures. And I've never heard of TwistedScarlett. They are successful and fulfill their promises. That's good. Deserves all their success and hope they continue to succeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629281
Patreon is supposed to fund content creators who in exchange provide content to patrons, you are thinking of GoFundMe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629256
I don't know why nitter is loading them in the wrong order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629213
>Maybe he got sick or hurt
Maybey he went legit and doesn't have time.
Did anything come out that even just slightly resembles his art style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629561
Besides mg doujin covers? Nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629561
There have been cases where an artist was able to completely change up their art style for their serialized stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626482
Our glorious purple snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629561
>having a job
>having a second job as a porn artist
>having a third job as a legit artist
>having a fourth job as a game developer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627871
That is how it works in fantasy settings
Example: a peasant commoner in dnd has 4hp, a fucking cat can one shot a commoner in dnd it's so funny

[Anonymous No.]

Maybey he got married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43627934
It's probably fairly diverse actually, flayers seem more femdomy, shogs, gaunts, nachos, and wendies seem to fall on the subby side.

I still love the idea of a primordial shog who tried rebellion against the elder gods even before the DE changed them so she wouldn't be a maid, she would be unstoppable and I'd love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628134
I mean if your ghost is that lonely that you were able to get snatched up you probably are already partially corrupted or fully corrupted already because the only ghosts seem to be monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629643
It's just a patreon update where he makes up some answers. And the call for new questions he does separately and gives to the end of the month. There's honestly no excuse for an interruption to doing that short of something actually stopping him.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629599
this
I have seen this a lot of times that people even here complain that there is no content, when they have no damn clue how many actual hours and creativity is poured into the media they consume.

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>>43629664
I mean there are some, y'know like getting hospitalized.
Besides this out of all the shit is nothing, I'm more upset at the complete lack of any updates with the game him just literally saying we've made no progress so far or we've made very little progress It would be enough to satiate me

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>>43629597
Only the Strict Rule of Schedule Dog can lead us through this crisis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626482
Scropiana!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629720
nice bulge, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626482
the toads shall rule the Desert Kingdom

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>>43621667

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>>43629951
Yeah that looks to be a futa can’t make the excuse of fat pussy this time.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to reject a Gremlin.

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>>43629920
A scorpion girl being a desert ruler is an interesting idea.

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>>43629951
>>43629993
Fuck, I should've looked closer before saving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43629999
Quads = checked
Gremlin = rejected

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>>43630008
lolfag, you subconsciously crave cocks.
Enjoy getting Alped on portals day

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>>43629999
Why? They're good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630028
They're mean and rude and they smell.

[Anonymous No.]

So when's the Q&A gonna be posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630098
It won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630098
Never presumably. KC has not released answers to April nor asked new questions for May. And he is losing patrons. Now down to 491

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>>43630118
What was it before?

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>>43630118
Eh, he still seems to be on a upwards trend if you look at a 6 month period

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630137
>>43630144
His patron count was always around 517 or 518. It just today dropped to 491

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people still taking the bait of a mentally ill fur fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630148
Well that's pretty expected at the start of the month. Most patrons tend to lose like 10% at the start of each month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630150
You're right. Let's talk about why everything fran wears is super cute. Especially at the start before she gets her stupid moe outfit.

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>>43630157
Well from what I have remembered before, even month to month it always stayed at 517 or 518. Never went below 517 until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630049
Gremlins just have a tsun outer shell you have to melt through with love to get to the adoring, caring core that makes her fall for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630196
Well that's just a lie.
https://graphtreon.com/creator/MGE

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>>43630197
The last time I went near a Gremlin she strapped a rocket booster onto my back without my consent and nearly sent me to space and I landed in the ocean and got chased by Mersharks. Gremlins are vile and I never want to see one again.

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>>43630210
I stand corrected. Must be my bad memory then I could have sworn April it was 517 when it then became May and stayed or increased a bit before plunging down today.

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[Anonymous No.]

God I wanna be the boytoy of a goth gyaru Bicorn who ties up other gyarus and has me rape them until they corrupt into more Gyaru monster girls for the harem.

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>>43630255
Based anon.

So what do you guys think of the land of the 4 souls. Especially any maledom guys here?

[Anonymous No.]

Heaving harpy honkers resting on my head while they roost on my shoulders and try to cover my vision in order to kidnap me!

[Anonymous No.]

Just got billed by Patreon. Stay mad, Shamrock.

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>>43630270
You misunderstand, this isn’t maledom. I don’t dom the gyaru monster girls they dom me into making more for the harem.
Imagine a squirming gyaru human mutating into a gyaru Holst with even bigger tits as my Bicorn girlfriend smugly smirks, knowing once the transformation is complete the real rape begins.

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>>43630255
Sounds like some strange ritualistic sacrifice which gives me ideas for a abyssal version for that. Since the husbands of abyssal girls are like eldritch gods in a way especially the Wendigo and the Nacha since they’re literally the only abyssal monster girls so far that are based off lovecraftian gods while the others are based on servitor races and a DnD monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather a bunny or a rat?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43630270
I’m going to the abyss instead fuck the land of the 4 souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630316
Sharks are so pretty.
I want to swim with them (not sexually).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630303
How cheeky is the bunny?

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>>43630316
Need dolphin monster girl.

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>>43630300
What are you talking about anon? This is just amassing more girls because Bicorns have a harem fetish. And a goth gyaru Bicorn would probably wanna be her boytoy’s number one.

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>>43630316
How is it supposed to work with a sharkwife when you're a land animal and can't live in the sea? She can't just come on land with you.

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>>43630270
I like maledom but I could care less. There are plenty of monsters that want a guy to dom and fuck them (both as a breed and many more as individuals) without caring about the politics of the humans in the setting. For my it's about wanting to fuck a monster, not some HFY thing.

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>>43630342
Sorry was thinking about a lewd sacrifice scene where a abyssal mamono gives her eldritch transfigured husband more wives to pleasure himself with. Though I guess to connect to your post Abyssal Bicorns they’re probably a thing.

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>>43630388
I do bet goth monstergirls practice abyssal sex magic if they're really into it. Imagine how excited a goth gyaru Bicorn would be to perform a rape crucifixion guaranteed to transform a human woman into a blowjob obsessed Demon.

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>>43630411
So that's a uhh
What is that?

[Anonymous No.]

Do we still hste un-do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630255
I wanna move to MGC and be roommates with a bicorn and Pyrow.
Surely nothing will go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630479
Everything that happens will be perfectly natural. Not a big deal.

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>>43630478
>Do we still hste un-do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630484
>gonna have a lazy evening
>gonna make some quick food
>maybe take a shower
>Fuck my roommates and all their friends
>Maybe play some videogames

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630478
I don't remember him being involved in abhorrent fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630497
No Zalgo no

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Luvia dark mage who you challenge to a mage duel only for her to end up supplexing you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630503
>At first it's just your Pyrow and Bicorn roommates suggesting casual sex to help with urges.
>Then they start inviting the Cheshire front desk worker
>Then those Oni sisters that live next door
>Then the coven of goth Holsts
>Eventually you're fucking all seven floors of your apartment complex every night, constantly surrounded by tits, asses and tight pussies.
>Weirdly enough, you never seem to get tired or run out of cum.
>Your roommates insist it's normal.

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>>43630538
>Then those Oni sisters that live next door
Do want

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630510
Imagine a demon popstar getting obsessed with you because you don't know who she is.

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>>43630538
>Your roommates insist it's normal.
That is normal, there've been studies and stuff showing that studs recover more quickly if there's more than one girl for them to bang, so just imagine what would happen to a man in a room with lile 20 wet pussies waiting for him, LOL. Oh, the apartment manager looks horny again, do her next!

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>>43630524
I will not be used to refill a dark mage's mana tank.
I don't care if she suplexes me into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630560
>portals open
>see monster girl
>pump
>pump
>pump
The future is bleak for You.

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>>43630479
The more I think about this, the better this combo sounds. So chill, such perfect foils for me...

[Anonymous No.]

Dullahan centaur.

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>>43630592
>I want to fuck a horse
>But I don't want to say I want to fuck a horse
>How do I get a centaur with less of the part I don't want?

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>>43630597
What you do is get yourself a zombie centaur whose human torso detaches. That way you can either put the human part in a closet somewhere while you enjoy JRHNBR, or bring it back around so you can still make out while fucking horsepussy, as is your wont.

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>>43630611
>saddle up your zombie centaur wife
>start galloping
>her torso slides off

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>>43630618
It's a zombie, poor girl can't manage more than a trot. She's really just in it for the waaaaarm. Also, you should've rigged a suspension system.

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>>43630618
Guess you actually do need that horse mouth bite harness to ensure she doesn't slide off. You might end up with a very kinky centaur knight wight, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>neet vampire who uses the excuse of hating humans for being inferior creatures and wanting to avoid them to stay inside every day and never leave the confines of her castle
>castle literally right outside MGC
>MGC lovemakers services have tasked you with going inside the castle and getting her to come out and stop being so antisocial
>also to possibly fuck her too if you can, they'll actually pay you to do it
>go up to her castle at night and watch as a draw bridge lowers over a moat for you to knock on the doors to the great hall
>she comes out to a balcony right above and hisses at the moon light, she's that much of a light deprived neetpire
>squints as she looks down at you
>steps inside and changes quickly from her popcat meme t-shirt into her proper vampire attire and immediately hurls a fucking blood bomb at you that you have to dodge
>brandishing a weapon made of cursed blood now and laughing
>"FOOLISH INFERIOR HUMAN ANIMAL! NONE MAY ENTER MY DIABOLICAL CASTLE THAT MIGHT LIVE! TURN BACK NOW AND KEEP YOUR LIFE, FOR IF YOU SHOULD ENTER YOU'LL EXPECT NO MERCY FROM ME! I WILL KILL YOU FOR MERE SPORT! CONSIDER THIS YOUR ONLY WARNING! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>castle doors open to let you in

Well anon? Are you up to the task? Can you really handle such a NEET? She will legit try to hurt you.

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>>43630682
Nah, I'm going home. If anyone from the services tries to give me shit for it I have the excuse that she told me to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

If you wouldn't breed any of the centaur species on both ends, human and horse (or deer), you're not a true monster girl enjoyer.

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>>43630754
Good job anon, her face only seems slightly uncanny to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently, today is international children's day.

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>>43630758
Dumb newfag.
https://twitter.com/Shrasik

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>>43630783
I don't know how this is.

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>>43630682
I will make her worse

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https://twitter.com/AlexDoheny/status/1664331817938485248
>the baphomet waifufags are furries
Trust no waifufags

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>>43630816
nitter doesn't load age restricted stuff.

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>>43630816
Sorry bro, I don't have twatter, so I can't see that

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>>43630816
A lot of people into monster girls are also into kemono to some degree, except decent people know when a community doesn't want to mix that and keep it to themselves instead of acting like human trash and try to force it.

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>>43630827
>he says about the baphofags that cannot keep shit to themselves and went on a dmca crusade

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>>43626482
May her passing cleanse the world.

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>>43630805
I'd say it's pretty good.

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>>43630818
>>43630823
Here
>>43630828
lets not go over that again.

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>>43630682
I'm the wrong person for this job. Don't they have dhampirs for this kind of crap?

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>>43630816
>>43630828
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Ropurotto_Sabbath_(p14)
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Theriomancy_(p110)

I don't see the problem.

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>>43630876
ni hao, I thought you couldn't post on 4channel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630816
I literally don't care. Why does it matter that his waifu becomes a furry sometimes? I hope you get claimed by a gang of siths

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630879
BING CHILLING

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>>43621667

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>>43630828
dear diary today I cried once again about how one japanese man ruined my gay ops on 4 channel dot org slash trash slash retard general

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being the son of a man who divorced his human wife for being a raging racist towards monsters for femcel reasons even though she has a husband only to wind up with an Echidna stepmom who keeps trying to hook you up with local monstergirls because her matchmaker instincts are unmatched and your little sisters keep trying to help her.

[Anonymous No.]

If the portals opened how do you think you'd react? I'd shit myself and probably start making posts asking for help, I'd probably also try to leave earth.

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>>43630879
Is he a chink himself? I thought he just hired a chink artist to draw manga

[Anonymous No.]

Rata-chan went missing during her trip to the desert kingdom.
She was investigating the link between the housing crisis and the sandworm clique.

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>>43630870
>Pic
I mean, if I was drunk and horny enough I probably would

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630874
You're not afraid of a little vampire are you? Man up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630927
Just chill and watch the chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630870
Is it that helltaker goat meme reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630915
SAUCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43626143
Southern Baph
>calls her man Big'Bro or Cuzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630962
It's a spell from Sabbath Grimoire that can turn a monster into a temporary furry.
https://sys.4channel.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmonstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org%2Fwiki%2FMonster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III%3A_Sabbath_Grimoire%23Theriomancy_(p110)

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>>43630816
>Trust no waifufags
I mean, that was already the baseline. But okay.

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>>43630682
>She will legit try to hurt you.
>vamp gets so caught up in her act she actually does cut you up bad
>vamp suddenly freaking out and apologizing
>have to have her take you to the hospital in a rush
Mission accomplished, I got the Vampire neet out the house.

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>>43630816
So wait, is Mike is a furry fag that keeps posting furry stuff here and the bapho fag he hates is also a furry fag?
What a wild god damn ride.

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>>43630963
https://exhentai.org/g/2557279/38f4835167/

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>>43631008
baphfags despise him for attacking KC, it's /mgt/ that hates him specifically for furry shitposting and the baphfags aren't regulars here

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>>43630827
this
Its pointless to even deny it that most people itt are into something which is not tolerated here. It's fine as long as you don't try to poison the well, and don't bring it here. And refrain from being the unpaid internet detective.

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>>43630544
>You tell you've never been to one of her concerts, never bought a single album (although you have heard some songs by virtue of some people blaring it from their speakers), bought any merch, etc.
>She just stands there, utterly stunned.

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>>43631038
My greentexts were gold, it's on you for not liking them.

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>>43630816
Anon please. That baphofag has commissioned tentacle porn of his wife and he got a handful of trap vtuber commissions too, this is nothing surprising.

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>>43631053
I say we double no triple the internet detective's salary
>>43631008
>>43630827
What's funny in eastern community is monster girl is part of the kemono circle. There is no difference to them.

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>>43631053
Are we really going down the "monster girl fans are just closeted furries" path?
Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631069
Oh no!

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>>43631089
We can't deny it monstergirl-sisters.... we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631089
>>43631087
This is actually the baphofag posting his own stuff, or someone on his behalf. He tried the same thing in /mggg/ then got pissy here after the response.

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>>43631089
He's really going for the "muh silent majority" bullshit huh? Didn't that happen way back in the /a/ days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631089
You are the prime example of what I said. I told you to not bring faggy shit here, yet here you are!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43631053
Speak for yourself faggot

>>43631088
>What's funny in eastern community is monster girl is part of the kemono circle. There is no difference to them.
Wrong

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>>43631038
So not only does he shitpost out of a hateboner for them in a place they don't care about, half of his shitposts are a thing that wouldn't bother them. He keeps outdoing himself.
>>43631053
>Its pointless to even deny it that most people itt are into something which is not tolerated here. It's fine as long as you don't try to poison the well, and don't bring it here
Exactly, I can think of one thing I wouldn't mention here even if I saw a monster girl example of it.

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>>43631079
She'd probably start stalking him in her free time after buying a fancy house near where he lives so she can watch him in his bedroom with binoculars and get really disappointed when he doesn't even jerk off.

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>>43631112
Making the claim that most monster girls fans are actually furries is a big fucking claim and contrary to basic common sense.
It's like claiming most people here are okay with NTR but know that we shouldn't just talk about it.

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>>43631114
Baphomets that leave the Sabbath probably see more success getting husbands, especially if they take up a husband hunting job at a Cabaret Club.

[Anonymous No.]

It's world milk day, request a glass from your local single cow-adjacent monstergirl today!

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out, I'm posting a furry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631142
I'm lactose intolerant...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631142
I don't like milk. I get my calcium from plants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631053
People like you is why we gatekeep so hard. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631155
I like milk, but you should tell me how you make that work- I'd like to include more plants in my diet.

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>>43631135
So CentaurAnons are just br*nies who like paizuri and handjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631155
There's plenty of alarunes that in camo cowprint that would love to have your number, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631155
>I get my calcium from plants.

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>>43631150
monster milk cures that

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>>43631164
Kale, broccoli, and some berries are rich in calcium, and I eat a lot of those - the former two in my meals, and the latter as a snack.

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>>43631166
I mean, centaurs are closer to strait up bestiality than furry.
Hell, furries don't even seem to consider them to be furry unless you go down the X-taur route.
Centaurs are a breed of their own.

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>>43631189
>westernshit artist
vomit

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>>43631192
to me it really shows how strongly people cling to the golden rule "Everything's fine as long as they have a human face/head." that is like the only unifying factor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631189
I feel a strong need to touch grass.
But I'm, fine with grass touching me too.

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[Anonymous No.]

They can't call you a furfag if you marry a sandworm!

[Anonymous No.]

This smug Cheshire keeps calling me a furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631251
Ignore her and kiss a Mad Hatter.

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>>43631268
Rather, I'll just eat Alice out. That'll show her! Every time she calls me a furfag, or a sissy twink, or a soon-to-be-Alp, I'll just prove her wrong by using Alice!

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>>43631204
>that is like the only unifying factor
Yes and I have never seen anyone challenge this while not posting in bad faith, so it works.

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>>43631251
Cheshires are for punishing their smugness with mating presses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631288
>you are posting this in bad faith
>how do you know I am posting this in bad faith?
>because you posted it at all
It seems self fulfilling.

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>>43631297
Not him but it's pretty easy to tell when someone is posting in bad faith

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>>43630927
I would do whatever it took to not only help monsters acclimate to this place, but also help people understand monsters better and accept them
Might also try to get monsters into different countries, and maybe prevent them from going to others

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>>43631268
>intercepted by march hare operating at 120 humps/minute
i'm starting to think this wonderland place is a little dangerous

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>>43631299
I've never been able to tell it.

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>>43631296
Right! With mating pressing Alice, while she can't do a thing but watch!

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>>43631297
>community overwhelmingly rejects X
>keep trying to find imaginary loopholes to force people to accept X
>start shitposting if they still refuse
that's pretty much how every attempt at pushing furshit here goes and also condensed history of mick's idiocy at the same time

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>>43631304
Well anon, not everyone here is retarded. Only most of us are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631310
You just rehashed exactly what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, as a biologist its YOUR job to make a catalog of all the new species that pop out of echidnas

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>>43631315
I don't know, since the anon above you just said you need an imaginary loophole to post furries here despite mge having so much furry content.

Of course, this isn't the mge thread, but still. It's like 90% of the discussion for some reason.

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>>43631155
Alarune bait

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>>43631342
I prefer liliraunes

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>>43631330
Next you're gonna tell me that as an anthropologist I have to go study all those uncivilized monster tribes that appear after the portals

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>>43630927
"Holy shit, it's actually happening" with more than a fair share of anxiety mixed in. I wouldn't be able to get very far from the commotion in my car assuming there's a lot of monster girls pouring in where I live. I would stock up as much as I could and hide out. I'm sure my job would still expect me to work my shifts as though nothing was happening.

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>>43628222
Marauders
These special trained monsters are always combat ready for they unlike most monsters only target 2 specific humans
"Doom marines"(humans who fight monsters in the wrong disbelief that monsters are nothing but blood thirsty monsters) if they spot such humans these brave gals will face them in combat fair and evenly and if they defeat said "Doom marine" they will forcibly marry said man and teach them the error of their ways of thinking that monsters are bad by creating a big and happy family
"Slayers"(insane pyschopaths who enjoy killing poor and innocent monsters for no reason) if they spot such humans these gals will hunt them down and after they defeat them they will take special joy into humiliating them publity by raping them in front of other monsters to break that said killer body and spirit and discarding them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630927
I'm going to Alice.
I won't stop until I find Alice.
I'll ask monsters to help me find Alice.
I need Alice.
Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>goes to hagville wearing my "paizuri lover" shirt
What's the worst that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631340
>instantly tries to come up with said imaginary loophole about MGE having 2 furries out of like 200 girls
Yeah as said before, bad faith posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Automaton but she thinks she's a Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631375
The absolute worst? They're out of tatty hags so you get stuck with flatties doing naizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631395
There are more than that. All of the animal ear girls are basically furlite

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631375
Getting cornered by the three bustiest cougars in the whole district. Hope you like being sandwiched between a Dark Mage, a Holstaur and a Troll.
Or you can get really unlucky and attract the attention of the Demon Lord's christmas cake daughter with 36P tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630927
I'd enjoy the final moments of my virginity here until 100kg of muscles and rape breaks down my door and destroys my pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631395
Well, mge has only two goblins so never post them either. And only maybe four transformation girls, so never post them either.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh it's throwing a fit.
Pay it no attention and maybe it'll go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631426
There is an entire sabbath and magic school.

[Anonymous No.]

Post cute pics of Bapho-chan please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631439
furfaggotry is a mental illnes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631204
>>43631288

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>>43631452

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631439
This is alex posting because you didn't like his furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631473
Such a cute goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631480
I don't think he's irish enough to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631480
Bro I'm talking about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631537
>kc is so busy drawing a cait sith he forgot to update the patreon

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoy both kemono and monstergirl. If she's cute, that's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631545
I just like calling him out and am not really paying attention
I wasn't able to find him posting the mge comic in mge but it was funny to see when all they said was
>Druella
kill it

[Anonymous No.]

Hive mind > bigamy > monogamy > traditional harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631480
Bing Chilling

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631568
O honestly dont know how well I could cope with bigamy. I'd basically need a traditional harem to juggle more than two girls. I know I don't deserve one and even the idea feels wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631568
I prefer hebigamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631600
Yeah, we got furry chillers in the thread now.
Shits going downhill, I tell you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGs show up
>These threads get absolutely flooded with posts and are stickied.
>Many images are of photos Anons were able to take of them
>Lots of tension and uncertainty going around.
>But then there was a new IP, a new post and a new image along with it.
>It was none other than the demon lord, her husband (still having sex of course) and several notable Lilims, All waving hi, like a typical family photo.
>Aside of the image the post had a short message to go with it "Under new management <3"

[Anonymous No.]

Ya know, breathfag doesn't seem so bad now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631632
woah
no more tranny jannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631643
Now all the jannies are Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631632
>You'll never shitpost hard enough that the NEET Lilim who lurks in the threads decides to rape you senseless
sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630682
Got to find her fridge and destroy the chicken tenders and blood reserves, lacking the basic food sources of a neet should bring her to the bargaining table, she refuses to go out, fine then she can have some of my blood and I will cook her some home made tendies if she agrees to stop trying to slash me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631656
That seems like a great way to get your face pinned under giant vampire ass while she sucks your cock dry.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, back to posting cute pics of Bapho-chan please!
No lewd, only wholesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631568
I prefer quadgamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631676
That's the risk I take, for I am Anon Von Hellsing. If I fail, I am doomed to liver under a fat vamp ass for eterinity, same if I succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631632
Would be happy enough to cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631688
Based and RPG-party-pilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631681

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631693
Just imagine seeing her watermelon sized ass-cheeks bounce as she rides you reverse cowgirl for pointing out her hair is messy.
If she's a NEET Vampire with a pear body, she'll even make you massage her small chest while she does it to try and make her tits bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631699
Extremely cute gote.

[Anonymous No.]

>One of the Lilims posts "Reply to this post with the Mamono you want to be with and we'll send them your way!"
>One anon actually posts "YOU!", She responds back post "Okay! No take-backs!"
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631740
I wanna cum inside a chubby freckled NEET Lilim so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631740
Play stupid games, win sexy prizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631740
>sandworm
>5 minutes later there's an earthquake
>house is suddenly destroyed
>I'm eaten by a sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631740
I'll just never reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631754
Lilims are stupid, so he did win a stupid prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631740
If I respond to that post multiple times with Alice posts, will the 'lim send one Alice, or multiple?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631797
She looks like the kind of Kiki who guides her young master on the path to manhood with titfucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are my questions, gah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43628335
Literally the first thing I’d do if the portals opened is approach the first decently-attractive MG I see and trust Eros with my fate. Unless it’s the type that keeps you locked in their rape cave 24/7, you can pretty much do as you please once you’ve settled down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631915
the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fucking responding to him. He does this exact same thing every few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631956
It's funny how potatonigger and the rest of the rabble went absolutely apeshit after someone found that baphofag's comm

[Anonymous No.]

>escape from the cool, soft coils of an apophis
>flee into the desert
>have crippling grape juice addiction
you can cold turkey it right anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631962
People were not joking when they said this was one of the most sensitive boards huh
I literally don't see why anyone cares this is a canon thing in MGE and I do not care if a baphofag wants his wife to furry mode sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630634
>masochistic wight centaur
Holy fuck, I didn't realize how much I wanted this until I heard about it just now. Imagine the shibari sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632001
Sorry anon, it's permanent. You should've stayed with her because now she's gonna be super smug when you come crawling back to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631797
a terrible, untrustworthy looking maid, best not to be alone around ger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632002
>I know who baphofag is
>but I don't use this thread
Why would you announce that.

[Anonymous No.]

God I love this girl so much, never liked underwater stuff much till this

Fucking hate MGD for awakening so much shit in me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632028
I use this thread, I lurked for a long time though only started posting for the last couple of months, but holy shit the stuff people freak out about here is kind of silly for the most part.
With the exception of the EMG posters posting monster boy shit intentionally, and some other drama. But this? One baphofag wanting his wife to furry up every now and then is nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632002
Nobody actually gives a fuck that a waifufag commissioned something weird, it's a couple of human trash infesting this thread trying to stir up drama over fucking nothing. Said waifufag isn't even related to our thread except making a mentally ill furfag seethe occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632038
They aren't exactly the most popular people in the 4chan mge community in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632024
no! I have to push through, I can't go back!
she's horrible and mean and makes me sleep in her coils every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632024
>she's gonna be super smug when you come crawling back to her
will she pump him full or drag it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632049
Is it the potatofag?

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Troll seemed kind of offended when I asked why she doesn't live under a bridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632067
Don't act like you aren't addicted to be coiled anon
>>43632087
Depends on how sadistic she is, she might savour watching him slowly lose the will to resist and beg for her to coil him up and pump him with enough venom to last months

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632093
>hobo Anon wants Ms. Troll to move in with him instead of him moving to her nice house

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631644
>start posting a thread every day with a picture of my cock dripping post-ejaculation cum on 4mon and the sentence "CLEAN IT UP JANNY"
>about two weeks in, a NEET-looking half-kobold half-alp with P-cups smashes through my bedroom window, tackles me to the ground, and gives me the paizuri of a lifetime while screaming about how I'm making her do this FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632049
You see potato I say where is my apology from the cunt who leaked my message he could easily have said nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632001
Damn, reading this reminded me of the apophis "bad end" story and the apophis ruler there, why do the evil ones have to be so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632106
What? No, I just heard lots of stories that Trolls live under bridges, maybe she thought I sounded stereotypical. Besides I wouldn't want to move in with her, she's nice but she'd feed me pies and her bakery goods every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632001
I can quit any time I want. All it takes is a little self-control

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632029
>Emergency: Nearby apex leviathan is showing extreme aggression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631556
Should I watch kemono friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632236
It's a slippery slope.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Human! Why aren't you trembling in fear at the sight of me?! Don't you know I am the dreaded dragon of the flaming crags?! Over four thousand years ago in the age of the former Demon Lords, I was infamous for burning whole human cities down and leaving destruction in my wake!"
>"...?"
>"No I'm not lazy! I could get up any time I want to destroy you! I just choose to sit because I can still destroy you even from here with my flames!"
>"...?!"
>"I AM NOT FAT! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THIS BODY IS PURE MUSCLE! DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WIS-"
>"....??"
>"Mating press? What? What is that...?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632346
Silly fire lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631147
That's not a furry! That's the best undead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632375
But the animal ears, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632378
Don't be fooled!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632375
I can't decide if I like liches or wights more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632402
I can see the appeal of a graceful noble, but I like the no-nonsense reclusive intellectual more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632402
I feel like wights would do a better Skeletor impression, which is really the most important factor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43630816
I too enjoy Helltaker and canon transformation spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632364
Don't insult prideful dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631681
Bapho-chan is ungovernable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632439
I'm not gonna let some lizard stop me from using my freedom of speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632438
I know, I just want a cait sith to sit on my face and call me a cum pump. God, it would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632402
Consider: Freckly southern belle Wight ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632346
Overgrown lizard won't be so cocky when I get her pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631740
Please help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632409
I agree on those points, but the claws, man. Combined with a bit of smug they make for the perfect gentle femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632480
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632455
>tell Bapho that much chocolate will make the milk nasty to drink
>she just starts looking at you and back to the milk with confusion on her face
>as she starts tearing up you take the flask and try to salvage it by making hot chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632506
I can help you get flowers for your new wife >>43632506

[Anonymous No.]

>>43631740
>post image of Godzilla
>refuse to elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632499
Are you sure impregnating a dragon is a good idea anon? Dragon hatchlings are even more difficult to take care of than Hellpups.

[Anonymous No.]

For real though why does KC never communicate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632582
Stress, language barrier, the shittiness of the MGE community, probably more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632579
I can handle them. I can fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632607
>Wanting to fix her
>Not making a dragon worse
When I'm done they'll make a malef look like a griller

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632579
>Dragon hatchlings are even more difficult to take care of than Hellpups.
I find it hard to believe. They may be tough to handle, but I doubt they're more troublesome than Hellpups.

[Anonymous No.]

Canon cuties!
I miss doing greentexts of her. Sure is a pity none of us know anything about the cat kingdom to base it off. I don't have it in me to write more either, don't think anyone wants to read porn of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632643
their stubborn nature combined with flying's pretty annoying. that said, cheshires are probably the most troublesome, or maybe bogies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632634
this dragon is made for breeding, built like the venus of wilendorf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632464
That's nice but you gotta stop obsessing over the Baphofags like a fucking NPC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632708
But I just think they're faggots. My beef is with KC for getting over involved then fucking me over.

Although considering my newest thing if he ignored me I'd prefer it. It'd be a win/win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632652
Don't Bogies just like making people laugh for the most part? As long as you're not naughty you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632579
Hellpups are easy to take care of you. You just drop them off with a childhood friend and let them terrorize the neighbor boy

[Anonymous No.]

>bogie challenges you to a ylyl
>if she makes you laugh she gets to rape you, you have to not laugh to win
Could you beat her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632765
Nobody here cares, stop making it our problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632800
I laugh while trying not to laugh, she'll get me unless it's pure unfunny zoomer memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632765
Literally move on with your life. You and other assmad faggots like shoggocks are legitimate pests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632824
What the fuck did shogs do man? They're best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632824
I have. That's my new thing. I'm still gonna draw best girl though. Goodness knows being able to draw porn will come in handy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632800
I just fuvk the clown and make her honk loudly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632765
You are beyond pathetic my man, just clean yourself off the face of the earth and get it over with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632784
i dunno, maybe it's fine. i just imagine waling in on your bogie sextuplets (because clowncar womb) throwing daggers at each other, hopping through flaming hoops, trying out aerial trapeze/tightrope acts and general clowning around

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632538
>TFW you make Mexican style hot cocoa for Bapho-chan
>TFW she even cries when thinking about Abuela

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632843
I'll just make my own setting.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632839
>I have.
Didn't you say you're going to stop posting here when you get closure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632903
Desmuging her with genuine love and care until she's a mindbroken cuddle addict

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632903
Damn female kid..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632903
Nice hair, very colorful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632800
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632963
I'm moving onto something new but still monster girl related, just not trying to get KC senpai to notice me. I didn't get closure of any form so see no reason to leave.

So no ntr fangame, I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632963
I'm moving onto something new but still monster girl related, just not trying to get KC senpai to notice me. I didn't get closure of any form so see no reason to leave.
So no ntr fangame, I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes, I get the feeling she's watching over me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43621681
why do evil girls make me hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632286
ok then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633018
evil gets a 1.1x fertility multiplier

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632903
YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633038
Is that meant to be a balrog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632853
>>43633012
>I'm moving onto something new but still monster girl related
>see no reason to leave.
Ah, going full bugboi then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633042
i'd guess gargoyle but it's a commission and the tags don't hint at much

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633045
Ok, seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633042
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633038
In this case you should be quoting an over decade old image macro instead
>You shall dat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632050
t. mad cuck
it's easy to spot you guys bc u type like ur single mother
you should just troon out already

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633060
Three days from the lowest dungeons to the highest peaks I 'fought' the Balrog of Lilith, and eventually smote my ancient foe's ruin into the bed frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632853
>make my own setting....
man i haven't heard that one before
man i haven't heard that one before
man i haven't heard that one before

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633109
KC is dead, or something?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633126
Unlike enslaved I'm both significantly more competent and a better artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632903
>Be wizard anon
>Go into the abandoned mines and see this thing appear
>Epic boss music followed by and intense struggle
>followed by>>43633038
>Fall together into the abyss
>Defeated by a 4 foot tall balrog who slayed your wizard power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633142
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahha

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633148
Now you're just lying to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633150
hahahahahaha
stop bro ur killing me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633143
Funniest part is in my own head canon about her the loli form is just her conserving mana. Her actual form has MASSIVE boobs to smother wizards in and prevent spell casting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633154

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633157
HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633161
Cope and commision harder, baphfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633167
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633143
>Fall together into the abyss
>battle continues through the ancient tunnels
>have to form a temporary truce to fight the worms
>fall in love and take the brat back with you to your wizard tower

[Anonymous No.]

lets just say you should stick to making car bombs mick

[Anonymous No.]

So is she supposed to be nice or is she supposed to be an innocent flower in love? I’m confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633211
Okay? I don't really know how to get a big reach on twitter without kcs retweeting monster girl stuff but I should probably be able to figure out the rest.
You guys don't even like 3d, you can barely tolerate 2d if it's not mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633157
Why is this image called "hat" when she's not wearing a hat? She should have a hat. This is some false advertising bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

I mean you're already attracted to 2D fictional animal girls, might as well like furry too. Monstergirls are just bootleg furries anyway, humans are just mammals at the end of the day. We're all furries if we really think about it and stretch all definitions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632025
Shog hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633224
What are you even talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633286
Not their fault shogs are objectively the best

[Anonymous No.]

>43633279
This isn't even funny or anger-inducing anymore. This is just plain sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633305
I'm surprised. He originally posted his furry comm 8 hours ago. That's a long time to still care.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632050
This is exactly why I called you an NPC if you're clearly going to care this much about a group of waifufags.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43632765
KC doesn't even know you exist unless you go out of your way to shove cuckshit down his throat.

[Anonymous No.]

You are never getting an apology. Try getting a life instead.

[Anonymous No.]

He just wants to piss off the thread—which he's convinced is the only MGE community on the planet.
He doesn't actually like monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633425
I think it's more that the rest of them have mods that would have put an end to his shit a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633435
Let me guess, you have some great suggestions for where to move?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it hip to fuck wasps?

[Anonymous No.]

What did I miss? The Mick spammed Alex's new commission as "proof of hypocrisy" and then backtracked and pretended he's Alex?
To own the libs/chuds?

I don't really care. They're fucking drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633441
Yes, we should move to gamefaqs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633425
Almost makes me wish that kway guy wasn't a larper.
>>43633435
>>43633441
I just want slightly more competent mods here.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we move back to /a/? The mods are more active there but I doubt they remember us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633466
Someone somewhere was drawing the Cait Siths for the drawpiles. It isn't the Mick, obviously.
As for the mods, maybe complain on IRC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633467
God no, /a/ sucks. Moving to /jp/ was the best thing that ever happened to these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you trusted foxes yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633495
Does this restaurant serve game mofu? I'm... I'm looking for Rata mofu. The largest you've got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633495
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633495
The first time I trusted a fox she told me she's very weak and only has one tail so she won't be able to dominate me since I fear being dominated by a woman. Then when we both were alone she revealed eight more tails she had hidden to show me she's actually an extremely old and powerful Kitsune and said "I lied~" right before she dominated me anyway! That was also the last time I trusted a fox as I am now her slave. I fucking hate foxes...

[Anonymous No.]

>oppai alice is fond of you
>problem is you couldn't really "be" with her since you have to force yourself and she won't remember and confession
fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633495
I neither trust or distrust foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633499
a sample dear customer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633495
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633443
Very hip, I love the visual of wasp girls getting drunk from fruit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633443
Yes, although I would prefer one of those giant murder hornets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633495
i dont trust one, i just grab and fuck the oldest and fattest fucking hag fox then forcefully love her till her hips give out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633117
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>Emergency. Nearby apex leviathan is showing extreme sexual aggression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633585
Those are some seriously big titties
She must have a massive vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633579
https://twitter.com/Sahufag/status/1660735376938369024

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633585
And that BEEG size is the reason why she and her Ilk are all EXTINCT AND NON-EXISTENT BECAUSE SUPER DUPER BIG SIZE IS UNSUSTAINABLE AND IMPRACTICAL.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Have fun with this one:

>https://hikaku-sitatter.com/ko/

Just pretend your size comparing it between mere human boys and average monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633508
Your own fault for ever trusting one of those creatures
Luckily for me my wife is a weird looking cat girl with multiple extra fluffy tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633191
>balrog wants to be a good girlfriend and washes all your wizard robes
>put too much bleach in and they came out snow white instead of comfy ashen grey
>balrog goes super teary eyed and sniffly because she's worried you'll be mad at her for ruining her clothes
>have to assure her that it's fine and you "were totally going to go for a new look anyways, grey's kind of last century you see"
>have to put in a midnight palantir call to your boss asking him to change your title from "Anon The Grey" to "Anon The White" due to personal reasons
>boss agrees but only if you take on a little overtime where you have to help thwart a p'orc horde attack on the all-you-can-eat castle-themed buffet set up in some ruins at the ass end of the country
>the things you do for love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633452
Who even knows at this point past it being fucking sad given that Alex, much like the rest of the Baphofags, doesn't even fucking come into these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633155
Ah, "Zone of Silence."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633642
I'm starting to doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633642
Didn't Hong Kong in general get rangebanned a while back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633664
Alex doesn't post here. He posts on /monster/, Twitter, and some of the 'cords.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me your thiccest dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633704
I want a dark elf to make me wear a collar

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633704
thicc delf that you date

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633718
My waifu made me a custom tie of her own design and pattern. Ties are basically the ascended form of collars. Also, it boosts my stats considerably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633610
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633718
>dark elf tries to take her anon on a walk
>he is just some deredere guy who brags about how cool his wife is to everyone
>she tries to hide herself in embarrassment as anon displays his wife shirt to her sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633704

[Anonymous No.]

I may not be able to beat Monsters in many things but the one thing Monsters will never be able to beat me in is Mahjong. I'm so good at Mahjong I can even beat a Hakutaku at it. Whenever Monsters try to steal my virginity I just challenge them to Mahjong and beat them and go unraped. So yeah, deal with it, Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

The mage cannot cast if you remove her hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633495
just order a glass of water, see how they react

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633759
this elf is what i need

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633667
Yes.

>>43633664
Take your fucking meds or fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633770
But can you handle her hat?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633782
im stealig her dope hat and making a better fit than hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633704
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4241803
Linking because this is a blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633785
Werewolf in the streets, vampire in the sheets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633782
What's there to handle about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633823
Might just be a vampire--sometimes they can turn into wolves or bats or batwolves or wolfbats or wolfwolfs or batbats or whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633155
i've seen this technique

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633782
Of course I can. At the entrance to the dungeon I am hiding in, I have a coat rack with a sign next to it that reads "please leave your hat and coat at the door"
I have stolen 83 hats this way. Gets them every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43621667
>Welcome to Zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633762
What if her name is Akagi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633762
Anon setting himself up to be in thid situation except it's a Jiangshi or Ren Xiongmao who's a world famous top class Mahjong player out to beat him for the right to his rape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7BVtGnlxT8

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633867
Akagi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633889
It was a double reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633913
I know, I'm just making a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633843
>"I really wish people didn't stare so much, I'd keep my breasts at full size all the time if that were the case."

[Anonymous No.]

Show me your cuddliest Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

KC retweeted some fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633968
you should find something else to revolve your life around

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633785
The two paths a waifu can take.
A classy woman of the night or a raging doggo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633975
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633968
you think mayubey hes depresssed ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633495
I trust no one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633996
>I trust no one
Trust No One?
That's a line made famous by the character FOX MULDER on the X-Files, a hit show on the FOX network.

Fiendish Fox trickery doesn't work here, catdog.

[Anonymous No.]

Borrowing massive sums of money from the various crime families in MGC and then skipping town before the due date

[Anonymous No.]

>>43633964

[Anonymous No.]

>>43634014
TRUST NO ONE.

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>>43633782
Girls need big hats

[Anonymous No.]

i was going to write something but i kept making spelling mistakes and you guys are all grammar nazis so i didnt post it.

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>>43634087
Post the corrected version

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>>43634087
hey, I kept it in my pants when all the bloodborne demon realm stuff was made.

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>>43634022
You will not be wedding raped anon
They are going to be legitimately angry with you

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>>43634097
i have not slewpt in three days im not spelling things right

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>>43634022
This is how you end up making your final resting place the tail of one of the mob's Lamia hitwomen since they like getting rid of all the evidence.

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>>43634085
big

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>>43634116
And yet she used her magic to save the ice cream and not fix the bra following this.
Curious that.

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>>43634109
But would the Lamia really carry out her orders consciously? I doubt it.

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>>43634165
>But would the Lamia really carry out her orders consciously? I doubt i-*GULP*-MMMMPPHHHH!!!
And that's why you don't mess with the mob, human or not you will get it.

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>>43634130
I'm not complaining

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>>43633991
No. He's just busy

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>>43634196
busy being emo

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>>43634195
>Huge titty Darkmage wife walking topless around the beach with the strands of her snapped bra hefted over her shoulder while finishing her saved ice cream.
>"I regret nothing Anon, bras are temporary, a memory of good ice cream is forever."

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>>43634116
Big hats and big bodies go so well together

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>>43634214
>"besides, I'm proud, you're proud, what's the problem?"

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>>43634219
>"Mam, please put on a bra, you are making some of the other girls feel self-conscious."

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that soon tanned monster girls will walk among us as summer shall spring forth

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>>43634228
Both anon and dark mage wife both say
Sounds like a Skill issue

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>>43634240
>"Mam, Titsize is not a skill issue."
>'Just have them drink milk or something. Its not my fault you have a chest like underdeveloped oranges."
>'....Yeah, I'm going to have to call in a golem for this one, subject is refusing to recloth.'
>"Oh fuck yo-"
>'Look out she's got a wand!"

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>>43634248
>casts holst magic upon the beach goers then anon and her bolt
>leaves many monsters with massive lactating breasts

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>>43631105
this is the most retarded take in the thread. saved

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>>43634283
Good news? The girls now have the breasts they probably dreamed of!
The bad news? Bessie's Bounteous Bosom causes Intelligence Drain if they fail the will save.

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centipedes?

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Impregnate sweaty p’orcs

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>>43634333
Yes

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>>43634333
Nice try, juden.

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>>43634333
I. SEE. NIPPLES.

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>>43634087
GOOD MORNING SIR

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>>43634087
Fuck them anon, post it.

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>>43634239
Yetis at the beach!

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>>43634323
In my crawlspace?

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what happens if a cu sith uses theriomancy on herself?

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>>43634333
Instructions unclear, found sweaty cat

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>>43634413
There's still beast boost. Also, bait.

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Me going to the Mindflayer therapist to tell her all my troubles and insecurities about how I feel like most monsters objectify me and just want to get inside my pants and see me more as part of their fetish than a person. Me telling her how I have rights too and that I'm more than just a mana pump and impregnation machine but it seems like everyone just ignores that to continue objectifying me.

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>>43634413
I thought you were talking about transformation potions for a second which only work on males for some reason while it just makes females horny.

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>>43634418
Post sweat cats

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You WILL go into the janitors closet and you WILL be late for math.

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>Want to fuck a vampire
>Told by helpful lich there’s one at the top of that castle
>Legs are burning
>Breathing heavily
>Not even halfway up
Why the fuck do vampire castles have so many stairs?

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Are there ANY brave heroes and or adventurers willing to take down the crime/mamono yakuza organization of Tina Lazuto!?

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>>43634503
Okay but can I do it with the math teacher?

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>>43634516
Post a notice at the adventurer's guild, those suckers will accept anything without reading

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>>43634503
I'm not gonna let her pick on me anymore

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Kunoichi mamono versus Nightingale Floors:

>https://twitter.com/i/status/1664363298630844423

Which would win?

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>>43634502
bro, didnt you use the elevator

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>>43634503
Math will find me!

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>>43634503
She WILL be visibly pregnant before summer vacation

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>>43634585
>get in the elevator
>every few floors Ghouls drop on the roof
Eugh

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>>43634588
No, you can't just ruin that tummy...

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>>43634595
Not ruined!
Enhanced!

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>>43634587
And sperm-san will find her egg-chan

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>>43634595
It's anon's job to ruin tummies

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https://files.catbox.moe/20sjzr.jpg
Dick the lolim.

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>>43634634
Sorry but I'm only into Alplims

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>>43626181
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34057870/chapters/84719464

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Pharaohs are asleep post snakes

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>>43634297
Today he'll update his patreon again for sure. Don't worry, anon.

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>>43634760
Sneks

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>>43634502
Come on Coach. Maybe the bedroom is made of chocolate.

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>>43634760
I don't really care about the venom as much as I care about being loved at this point.
Also snake good.

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So, I'm gonna need like 5 p'orcers, preferably between the ages of 18-25 and preferably all related. Also, I'll put in order in for 2 California king sized beds. I'll be pushing them together, so we can all sleep in the same bedroom. Yeah, I have a bedroom big enough for that, barely.

But yeah, if you could, deliver them to my house as soon as possible.

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>>43634760
Pharaohs are fond of snakes. It's just the purple venomous ones that she doesn't like.

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>>43624120
But I love bad puns and dad jokes. Which MG would understand my dumbass sense of humor?

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>>43634809
I wanna pet the Pharaoh's snake

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>>43634760

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doge

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>>43625991
>Oblivious anon goes into a Sabbath building
>"Wait a minute.... There's no fire escape! Enjoy your death trap ladies!"
>walks out from a bevy of weirded out baphos

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>>43628706
Shit sucks when you have actual bills to pay.

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>>43634845
>Shortstacks your Hellhound
What eldritch power did you learn to do that?

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>>43634762
Just go back to your /vg/ cesspit, mick

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>>43630682
Double down and match her. Play up the edgy Young Master persona.

>Has being undead rotten your senses? You have eyes, yet you cannot see Mt. Tai!
>The difference between us it the immensity between Heaven and Earth. Perhaps if you kowtow to me 10,000 times and yoke yourself to me, I may leave you in one piece!
>Insolence! I shall refine your soul and that of your family!
>You dare raise arms against this granddaddy from the Great [made up] Sect!? Courting death!

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>>43634869
Asking /vg/ about my character art was actually enough to convince me it's pretty good, good enough to move on and improve as I go anyway.

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>>43634887
Schizo, you haven't moved on. You are using KC's MGs and still posting on this board.

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>>43634896
Just because I dislike the man doesn't mean I won't borrow and making loving homages of his designs. If he doesn't bring it up it saves me time. Any requests for the next model? I am thinking werecat.
Also it's a game too I guess but I doubt you care.

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>>43634905
Oh please. Stop trying to act as of you're not schizo. You admitted earlier you're making an NTR game presumably using KC's MGs when you know that he doesn't like NTR and are still posting in this thread and complaining about the baphofags. They all still live in your head rent free. Pathetic cuck.

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>>43634924
I was considering it but I realized I didn't want to debase myself that much when I can just make more normal stuff. So normal game it is, I care, but I don't care that much.

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>>43634887
oh so they accept you over there now, good to know I made the right call to bail out

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>>43634930
You live in an echo chamber if you think they even slightly know what's going on here.

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>>43634929
So you haven't moved on by your own admission. Cause moving on which you keep saying you have done means to stop caring.Good luck on the game though

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>>43634937
There was a reason that my breaking point was KC not retweeting me and blacklisting me, anon.

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>>43634959
Cause you're a mentally ill schizo which hasn't changed no matter what blather you spout.

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>>43634959
Don't care. That's the consequences of your actions. The anglos should have bred your kind out with niggers thoroughly, at least it's one less kike-adjacent kvetcher.

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>>43634969
It is better to be a schizophrenic than nothing, less than nothing actually since just being called the seething furcuck is lower than that.
>>43634972
My consequence of messaging KC once is a permanent blacklist and leaking my personal message to him? How thin skinned can you get?

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>>43634937
>>43634969
Can you please explain to me why you keep talking to this person? Just ignore him. I'm begging you. Every reply sustains him. He craves the dopamine hit of attention. Every time you reply he wins. Stop replying. Please. It's not that hard.

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>>43634984
Ok. Im sorry. Just wanted to put a stop to the blather that he moved on when he hasn't. I will stop.

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>>43634980
You did this multiple times, when KC alresdy gave out several prior warnings. You ignored those and got what you deserved.

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>>43634989
Let this be a lesson to you on how to handle trolls.

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>>43634993
Please link them. Because I've never received any. Even my current blacklist I'm only assuming because you all keep telling me combined with the lack of retweets. I don't know if you are making it up or actually think I am someone else.
>>43634989
When I came here I posted cait sith. Later I posted a cait sith 3d model. Now I am better at models. I don't know if you can figure out the timeframe but it's not hard to figure out I wanted to do this long before kenko did his thing.

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>>43634993
Stop responding. Attention is what it craves.

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>>43635002
With tender love and care?

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>>43635010
Of course. That's why I'm going to post links and addresses to the sharty when I have them. That mick will have very real life problems soon.

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>>43635022
OK godspeed, but please don't help him derail our thread in the meantime. Even if people spend an hour calling him names it's still a win for him, /mgt/ is not his actual home thread where he would care about his reputation, he's a /vg/ rapefugee.

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>>43635030
As I said, real life. The sharty is very good at tracking down real addresses.

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Are the only like real villain villains left just the human ones?

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>>43635070
Turns out man was the real monster all along.

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>>43635070
Yeah but I believe there is humans that try to mess around with transformation magic even though the order forbids it since humans like that are hard to control and 99% of the time go for mamono pussy.

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>>43634776
If I marry a grape snake, can I become a emperor of the desert and wage war against the pharaoh?

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>>43635102
Why would you care about some brown zombie when you have a cute snek wife?

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>>43635080
>radical Order arch-alchemist has just finished his life's work: a purification ritual for succubus nostrum
>"haha at last, we will turn demon lord's Incubi against her!"
>"now to test it on our test subject"
>some time later
>"it works! he's now a holy Incubus! now go on and KILL every mamono you see!"
>"fuck off retard, gotta to find some mamono pussy to pound"
>newly converted Incubus casually breaks his chains and walks out

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>>43630682
>She will legit try to hurt you.
Oh so she will kill me? Perfect. 2 birds with 1 stone.

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>>43635106
I want to be a warlord too. I don't give a single fuck about the pharaoh. It's just an excuse to conquest

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>>43635106
Political ambitions. These are things Incubus can have.

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>>43635117
So are you leaving the Pharaoh to one of your trusted underlings or let some random peasant take her?

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>>43635022
You're pathetic.

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>>43635130
Grape snake wife choose on this matter. I trust her judgement since It's their rivalry and not mine.

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>>43634993
Yeah, I thought you couldn't post proof. Fuck off with your bullshit you schizo.

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>>43635149
What do you plan to do about the Incubi kings created by Khepri?

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>>43635107
Rip alchemist anon, life’s work been wasted

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>>43635179
Vassal, de gré ou de force, as we say

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>>43635030
It's the only place I post consistently.

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>>43635211
Just make an another potion who make peepee bigger

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>>43635144
Kike says what?