Human men are literally built for BYC (Beautiful Youkai Companions) H*man "women" can't even compete

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Anonymous Mon May 29 19:36:44 2023 No.43607207 [Reply] [Original]

Human men are literally built for BYC (Beautiful Youkai Companions)
H*man "women" can't even compete

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 19:38:49 2023 No.43607224 File: 246 KB, 725x1000, 8B83AF9A-B006-4ED4-815A-8279C6316F5E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43607207 I don’t care, i like human women

Anonymous Mon May 29 19:42:15 2023 No.43607244
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>>43607224
You can stick with the lazy miko if you want, my heart is dedicated to the stunning and hardworking flower wife!
The wedding is scheduled for thursday, you can come if you want to.

Anonymous Mon May 29 19:46:02 2023 No.43607264
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Akyuu publicly preachers human supremacy and makes youkaiphobic comments, but secretly she's a youkai girl connoisseur herself!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 19:47:19 2023 No.43607270 Don't trust youkai, they are evil, EVIL!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 19:49:10 2023 No.43607289 >>43607264 Fucking hypocrite! But i don't blame her, i too would fuck youkais! >>43607270 Shut up akyuu, we all know that you secretely eat youkai pussy while no one watches you, give up

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 20:43:19 2023 No.43607560 >>43607399 Akyuu, aya caught you having sex with fairies. Just stop

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 20:53:49 2023 No.43607628 >>43607244 Is it going have actual food or only vegan?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 21:17:36 2023 No.43607787 File: 391 KB, 1189x1559, Yuukook!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43607628 Real food, no vegan shit. Yuukarin is not a vegetarian, she's a normal well balanced person.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 21:20:18 2023 No.43607805 >>43607787 She only eats meat. Plants are for loving tender care, not for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 21:21:56 2023 No.43607812 Akyuu is kind of a dork, she'd be a nice companion if she didn't die every 30 years

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 21:28:05 2023 No.43607857 File: 451 KB, 974x976, 07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43607812 >Born 1996 Oh No... do your best Akyuu!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 22:04:28 2023 No.43608146 File: 215 KB, 2237x520, personal harem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Or you can live the solitary life and when those natural urges call you can just make use of the nearest portable flying onahole.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 22:13:58 2023 No.43608206 >>43607207 Akyuu is about to get her knees drilled there

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 22:15:09 2023 No.43608217 File: 408 KB, 850x850, c6f49516294027bda61a0df88f03a53a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43608206 Huh, she is, indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 22:29:03 2023 No.43608310 >>43608206 >>43608217 what she deserves for her youkaiphobic remarks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 22:47:30 2023 No.43608436 >>43608217 >>43608310 Youkaifags showing their true colors i see

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 22:50:47 2023 No.43608457 >>43608217 this kinda turns me on... i wouldn't be as turned on if she were a youkai maybe human girls aren't so bad after all unzips

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 22:54:01 2023 No.43608474 File: 207 KB, 1280x1600, flowergirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43608206 >>43608217 I don't want her knees drilled, I just want her blessing for me and my wife. A youkai wife. Moe~

Anonymous Mon May 29 23:26:50 2023 No.43608650
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I see youkai are spreading more misinformation. Studies have proven that relationships with youkai are more likely to involve abuse and rape.It'll likely be an abusive and unhappy relationship for sure, if they don't eat you outright. Then we have the issues of their spawn. While half-breeds are still thankfully rare, preliminary research suggests they would be mentally imbalanced have difficulty fitting in in either society. If you're still at breeding age, then why don't you marry one of the many single women in the village? You'd be in a happier relationship and your ancestors wouldn't look on you in shame as you taint their bloodline.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 23:33:05 2023 No.43608684 >>43608650 Seethe harder Akyuu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 23:40:30 2023 No.43608714 >>43608436 We're the best

>>	Anonymous Mon May 29 23:54:29 2023 No.43608774 >>43608650 human women age very poorly........

Anonymous Mon May 29 23:59:13 2023 No.43608791
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Human women are no good! You don't have to settle for a youkai (natural enemy of humans) either! Marry one of Gensokyo's many eligible goddesses! Like this one! Just look how lovely and fertile she is! Marriage! Now.

Anonymous Tue May 30 00:05:07 2023 No.43608814
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>>43608791
Don't listen to this poser Anon.
Youkai wives are more than acceptable, you know.
When was the last time you heard of a big one eating one of your friends?
Oh, never? Funny that.
Face it, Youkai wives are better and less preachy than goddess wives.
Do you want to be milked for faith all your life?
I thought not. Youkai wife, happy life.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 00:17:37 2023 No.43608852 File: 235 KB, 899x1200, 1678122795080240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43608791 >>43608814 I will marry a youkai who is also a goddess

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 00:19:19 2023 No.43608855 >>43608852 Hopefully you don't mind having eggs for breakfast every morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 00:39:38 2023 No.43608953 Youkai, human, goddess, fairy- anything's fine, as long as you don't marry a filthy moonie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 00:58:55 2023 No.43609032 >>43608953 Divine spirit claws typed this post

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 03:30:52 2023 No.43609758 based please show us love we promise we wont eat ylht:;?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 03:48:23 2023 No.43609836 >>43609758 Youkai? On the jaypee? It's more likely than you think.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 04:54:33 2023 No.43610066 would marry her just to have her stop shitting on people willingly sacrificing themselves for youkai so they dont go hungry

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 04:57:20 2023 No.43610077 >>43610066 Thank you for your sacrifice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 10:01:37 2023 No.43611293 File: 3.64 MB, 590x442, Akyuu Fairyification.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would marry after she turns into a Youkai

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 10:07:24 2023 No.43611316 File: 3.02 MB, 1708x1736, 1473926224906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43611293 That ray of magic had nothing to do with her transformation. It was the 4 pints of fairy pee she had drank beforehand that were responsible for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 10:08:26 2023 No.43611318 File: 1.15 MB, 1259x1250, 8e2b17c48aa51a463c55825d40ad1988.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You WILL fuck human women and you will be happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 10:33:08 2023 No.43611396 I was built to be forced into having children (several, at least 12 minimum) with a human woman

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 10:53:18 2023 No.43611448 >>43611396 What a waste of seed, anon! Give all of it to youkai and you won't have to worry about your descendants being eaten

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 10:57:07 2023 No.43611463 >>43611448 I don't think you understand what forced means...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 10:57:22 2023 No.43611464 >>43611448 Yeah they will only get persecuted till the very end, unless they marry a fat rich man that will take care of them.

Anonymous Tue May 30 11:39:58 2023 No.43611651

This is some ridiculous nonsense.
Everyone knows that the vast majority of youkai are aloof and not interested in romance, let alone with humans, and that within the few species that do reproduce (and by that I mean the glorious tengu), human husbands are considered a great privilege permitted only to the greatest amongst them.
All this propaganda mindlessly encouraging wanton race-mixing is clearly some amanojaku or kuda-gitsune plot to destabilise the human village and destroy Gensokyo.
A human male's duty is to produce more humans and possibly servicing a very high-ranking tengu, if they're extremely lucky, and nothing else. Gensokyo depends on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 11:44:31 2023 No.43611674 >>43611651 Megumu...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 11:47:31 2023 No.43611702 >>43611651 Megumu's megaton milkers wrote this post.

Anonymous Tue May 30 12:13:56 2023 No.43611874

Less yapping, more breeding your human wife, lads.
We made this easy for you; if you don't have a wife yet, all you need to do is open up a newspaper, look at the ads we put in there for all the eligible bachelorettes, choose one, walk up to her, and ask: "do you wish to copulate to secure the ongoing prosperity of the human species?", and then the two of you do whatever it is you humans do. It's easy and you know it's the right thing to do.
If you still can't make it work, just ask the nearest tengu for help; they're always eager to help human males hook up with a girl. Don't forget to praise the tengu afterwards.
Remember, only human women (unless a powerful tengu chooses you). Don't waste your seed on filthy, unimportant youkai who won't matter once the tengu take their rightful place at the top of society. Do your civil duty today!

Anonymous Tue May 30 12:18:24 2023 No.43611917

>>43611874
Why are all those newspapers are owned by the tengu? And why do they seem to report every instance of Oni on human and Oni on tengu crime, but hardly ever report the crimes commited by tengus, and when they do, they never disclose the fact that the perpetrator was in fact a tengu?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 12:54:37 2023 No.43612215 >>43611316 I trust these fairies without question. Falling for pranks on purpose is a sign if kindness

Anonymous Tue May 30 13:04:43 2023 No.43612295

>>43611917
What nonsense is this? Thats clearly because the very trust worthy newspapers owned and operated by Tengu(the only trustworthy race in Gensokyo and undeserving of criticism) only report the truth and the truth is that tengu are peaceful and never harm humans.
Its why humans should feel safe around tengu and respect them. You see Oni and youkai are inherently violent and don't care for humans at but with tengu(high ranking ones especially) humans are valued as companions and lovers as they're a status symbol objectively make great partners.
Tengu are kind as well you know? Even if a human doesn't desire (high ranking) tengu companionship(something we'd NEVER force onto someone) all the newspapers offer match making services. In fact every newspaper has a classifieds section listing many potential mates for humans. I personally recommend one of they humans in the listing as a prime mate and companion, Megomo. She is totally a human and is willing to love you endlessly but thats neither here nor there...

Anonymous Tue May 30 13:14:10 2023 No.43612360
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>>43612295
When Reimu's shrine got trashed by drunken hoodlums, all the tengu papers ran articles on it and put the blame solely on Konngara and emphasized on her oniness as the cause of the crime This is despite the fact that her non-oni friend Sacchan was involved too. And none of the papers bothered to fact check whether Konngara actually is an oni or if she just kind of looks like one...

I'm not convinced that the tengu have the best interests of humans in mind. They seem kind of insidious to be honest.

Anonymous Tue May 30 13:35:27 2023 No.43612547

>>43612360
Through internal Tengu fact checking had determined that Sacchan's role was irrelevant and that naturally, the Oni was the primary culprit. As well we didn't run her name or face for her protection. We know Konngara is an oni because tengu can tell such things right off the bat, don't worry about it.
Tengu love humans and the newspapers are a way of expressing that love and guiding them away from dangerous youkai who at best view them as a snack. Its why we go through such great pains to encourage relations between our two species and why many high ranking tengu wish for a human companion. Its why you should, right now, this very instant, write to your favored tengu newspaper and engage in its matchmaking service!
A (preferably high ranking) tengu is waiting for you RIGHT NOW, so ignore those brutish oni and devious hungry youkai.

Anonymous Tue May 30 13:46:13 2023 No.43612642

>>43612547
Hatate, get back to work. You know perfectly well that you're not high-ranking enough to receive a human husband and that actual tengu leadership chooses their own human partners instead of relying on dating ads like the village girls do. Obviously, no human has ever rejected a tengu's invitation because they all understand how much of an honor it is to be picked up and brought to a noble tengu's home.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 13:52:23 2023 No.43612699 I don't care what human boys fuck, it's really their choice, as long as they don't touch those filthy disgusting mountain monkeys

Anonymous Tue May 30 14:02:47 2023 No.43612783
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If my kids are even half as cute as she is, I'll be a happy man for life. I'll still drop by the village now and again, Aunt Banki would probably enjoy seeing the little ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 14:38:56 2023 No.43613155 File: 233 KB, 1400x861, a064d7e88ffb829674a48e68b933d732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ignore the human who is going to die in a few years >ignore the nosy tengus >marry flower wife >have 12 half breed daughters with flower wife

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 14:49:31 2023 No.43613275 File: 23 KB, 114x114, takalol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43612699 Mad that you little river slimeballs can't compete?

Anonymous Tue May 30 14:57:22 2023 No.43613372
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>>43613155
You start getting older but your wife still loves you like you haven't aged a day. Your life is wonderful as your children grow up fine and despite the house being empty it livens up greatly when they visit, and they visit often. You can ignore the worried glances as your hair's go from grey to white and just enjoy your time left you've come to terms with your eventual demise, you just hope they can as well.

You're a bit sad you won't get to see your grandkids but the youkai live slow and that's okay. Seeing your children enjoy their youth fighting, making friends, carving out their little territories and getting in occasional trouble with the new miko brings a smile you to you every time. They've all inherited your wife's strength but are tempered through good upbringing.

You become old and enfeebled with only your dignity and mind left intact, you know your wife had been keeping the Shinigami at bay, especially the last time you got really ill. You eventually call the last family meeting, you're ready to pass on and while they didn't like the idea all of them knew it was time. Not a dry eye in the house as you all set the date for a last family day.

Weeks pass and the shinigami comes eventually in force they were clearly expecting a battle but find none and you find yourself on the sanzu river soon enough. You go before the judge and for the crimes of marrying a youkai and disrupting the natural order you are sentenced to hell, you were prepared for this and drifted on to your fate without complaint.

Unbeknownst to you a family of green haired youkai became enraged at this, knowing full well what horrors lay in wait for a lone human soul subjected to the gang's of hell. You missed them dearly while you endured your suffering, counting out the next thousand years of your sentence and happy you'd never find them down here. However, you didn't even count past a year before a ruckus was made.

Your dear family muscled through the shinigami, the oni, the yama, the animal gangs, even hectia herself. If you still had eyes you'd have cried tears of joy to see your family again.

You were home now, albeit things were a bit different now being that you were a spirit. If your children were to be believed that wouldn't last for long as they were working on getting you a new body. From where you had no idea, you couldn't become a proper ghost but you had a sneaking suspicion that they might be bullying a certain doll maker about it...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 15:08:00 2023 No.43613468 >>43613275 Rot in hell dumb bitch human boys love kappa and think that nitori girl is cute it's no wonder I'm so popular and all the boys want to date her

Anonymous Tue May 30 15:16:53 2023 No.43613534

>>43613372
>Your dear family muscled through the shinigami, the oni, the yama, the animal gangs, even hectia herself
Nope, that's not going to happen. You've got to remember that Hell handles vengeful spirits, and just one of those can easily overpower a youkai.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 15:18:13 2023 No.43613543 File: 755 KB, 1438x1436, Yuuka have a flower.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43613534 You can't stop yuuka, sorry anon its just not possible

Anonymous Tue May 30 15:21:54 2023 No.43613572
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These threads would probably be really nice if it weren't for the delusional Yuukafags.
Imagine thinking that an ancient youkai whose identity is strongly linked to flowers would be unable to accept the death of those she cares about.

Anonymous Tue May 30 15:26:42 2023 No.43613603
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>>43613534
>Army of angry, determined flower youkai, hellbent (literally) on getting their papa back, and the big one wants her hubby back too, none of whom have ever fully released their powers on anything for centuries, possibly ever,
>A few vengeful spirits

Flower wife and me (ghost ver.) will sip tea in the centre of Dis, anon.
See ya there!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 15:26:55 2023 No.43613606 File: 312 KB, 530x320, yuuka shrug.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43613572 She can accept it just fine, she understands life and death well She just doesn't care for abiding by such rules.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 15:29:33 2023 No.43613625 File: 135 KB, 850x638, couchyuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43613606 She accepts the fact that she rejects the premise, since she can literally go down to hell and drag you back out. In gensokyo, anything is possible!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 15:38:40 2023 No.43613664 File: 1.07 MB, 848x1200, f75a24a7a9bd7977ec57fa01ba5910ce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43607224

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 15:47:51 2023 No.43613722 >>43613664 H*manfags expose their degeneracy once more

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 16:31:47 2023 No.43613976 >>43613722 Sideboobs?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 16:33:13 2023 No.43613985 reimu is for naked dogeza.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 16:40:57 2023 No.43614017 Don't listen to the youkaiphobes here, we might lick you every once in a while to taste your flavor haha but we won't eat you haha

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:14:19 2023 No.43614232 File: 309 KB, 1289x1805, __shameimaru_aya_touhou_drawn_by_kagami_toufu__ddc9734f518774d5421b743042a37020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43611874 Who's responsible for these articles? They seem slightly biased.

Anonymous Tue May 30 17:26:35 2023 No.43614315

>>43614232
Not to worry, they've all been verified by independent fact-checkers. Did you know that studies show tengu-human marriages result in 120% higher marital satisfaction than human-only marriages, and 190% higher marital satisfaction than youkai-human marriages? Think about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:43:00 2023 No.43614410 >>43614017 I am NOT some Goddamn lollipop for you to lick you foul aberration of nature. Begone from my sight, or else!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:55:25 2023 No.43614483 >>43614410 stop larping as a human stupid tengu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 18:10:04 2023 No.43614586 >>43614483 >tengu I have never been more insulted in my life than this exact moment. Never call me that again.

Anonymous Tue May 30 18:14:12 2023 No.43614614
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>>43614315
>190% higher marital satisfaction than youkai-human marriages
Lies, Youkai wives are the best kind.
Tengu will tie you down to their bed for forced lovey time, but youkai know to respect boundaries for the most part, since they are so territorial for the most part.
Of course, all this comes with a cost, that being that it's much more difficult to initiate a relationship with a suitable youkai, but we've already skipped that step, haven't we?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 18:14:16 2023 No.43614615 >>43614586 Okay, Oni

Anonymous Tue May 30 18:21:23 2023 No.43614650
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Youkai fags be like:
>i want to be with a youkai because they always look young and fertile and whatnot so i can enjoy them even when i am an perverted old man
>w-what…? NOOOOOOO! YOU CAN APPRECIATE HUMAN WOMEN BEAUTIFUL LOOKS! You are a filthy pervert! S-she is going to die! She is going to get old! N-NO YOU CANNOT LOVE HER DESPITE THAT! YOU CANNOT FORM A BOND BEYOND LOOKS WITH HER! Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T OKAY!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 18:25:23 2023 No.43614667 >>43614650 Nice strawman Akyuu, all the youkai tend to have much more likeable personalities than the humans. It says something that I would prefer the company of inhuman monsters as opposed to Reimu, Marisa, Sanae, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 18:29:53 2023 No.43614681 File: 2.86 MB, 3035x2150, Fc3M6r6acAAOKwK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WILL marry the oni and learn how to manage an onsen to help her out!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 18:30:05 2023 No.43614682 >>43614614 >Tengu will tie you down to their bed for forced lovey time Wtf now I'm going to marry a Tengu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 18:35:19 2023 No.43614703 >>43614650 >>43613603 >>43613155 Who quote?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 18:39:26 2023 No.43614720 File: 2.05 MB, 1429x2024, very good tengu good wife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43614682 Very good.

Anonymous Tue May 30 18:48:29 2023 No.43614770

>>43614667
>nice strawman
see >>43613722
>youkai tend to have much more likeable personalities than the humans
i don't care about how much personalities they have, i only care about the personality of the huamn i love
>>43614703
see >>43608146 >>43608791 >>43613155
>>43613722

Anonymous Tue May 30 19:13:06 2023 No.43614887
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>>43614681
Tengu misinformation has made the Oni unmarriable among the human villagers, so if a man were to show interest in one he'd be pretty much guaranteed a loyal wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 19:20:44 2023 No.43614921 >>43614887 >tengu misinformation [citation needed]

Anonymous Tue May 30 19:36:37 2023 No.43614996
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>>43614887
>misinformation
That detailed report of all the men accidentally killed by their oni wives through alcohol poisoning, exhaustion after excessive sex, or being patted on the back a bit too hard was completely truthful, anon. It was probably the least embellished story the tengu newspapers ever put out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 19:38:38 2023 No.43615008 >>43614720 FAT BIRD LEGS

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 20:05:59 2023 No.43615180 FUCK YOUKAI!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 20:28:52 2023 No.43615310 File: 12 KB, 200x231, xuuAZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43614996

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 20:36:27 2023 No.43615364 >>43608791 I want to marry Kanako! But am I worthy of her...?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 20:37:54 2023 No.43615373 File: 42 KB, 640x360, FsT9Fv7aAAkxK8u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43608852 I will do anything to make her happy

Anonymous Tue May 30 20:40:51 2023 No.43615388
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>>43614996
Tengu alcoholism rates are not all that different from those of the oni! Yet you only read about the latter in the papers! And none of the men who died of exhaustion after excessive sex wanted to stop at any point! They chose their fate!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 20:43:04 2023 No.43615398 >>43615347 Why is she crying?

Anonymous Tue May 30 20:53:18 2023 No.43615459
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>>43615388
The tengu aren't the ones who keep forcing their partners to keep up with their own drinking. It is for this exact purpose that only the most important tengu are permitted human husbands because they're the only ones wise enough to understand that humans are fragile and need to be handled in a delicate manner, like a pet, or a treasured glass vase.

And we all know that the oni are notoriously bad at accepting the word "no". These claims that they "totally wanted it" are completely fabricated.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 21:28:54 2023 No.43615679 >>43615459 Okay, but what does a hermit have to do with oni?

Anonymous Tue May 30 22:06:29 2023 No.43615855
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Shame on all of you for acting like this! Name-calling, spreading lies, treating men like objects. Surely you're better then this! You must control yourselves and be responsible. I know it's difficult, men are inherently lewd and it can be hard to control your thoughts around them., but endure! Men might annoy you by not putting out so that you think you might as well just rape him, but remember that it is wrong! Don't just force a man to be with you, even if it makes things a lot easier!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 22:08:30 2023 No.43615869 >>43615855 Don't listen to her, she just wants to get a head start! I repeat, KASEN JUST WANTS A HEAD ST-

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 22:10:05 2023 No.43615877 >>43615855 stop scolding me you HORNY..... LONELY...... HAG!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 22:43:34 2023 No.43616042 Why does Kasen give me oni vibes?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 23:06:16 2023 No.43616128 >>43616042 If you read the newspaper, you would know that sex-crazed youkai frequently pretend to be hermits to lure human men into a false sense of security. Never trust them, gentlemen. Only human women and your soon-to-be tengu overlords are safe!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 23:21:11 2023 No.43616188 >>43616042 >>43616128 Kasen would never! I trust her! She's like a reliable dependable human older sister!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 00:45:21 2023 No.43616570 >>43610066 How great would it be to be a human with the power of regeneration/resurrection in Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 00:58:16 2023 No.43616641 >>43616128 But kasen is a human hermit, I doubt oni would be able to do half the things she does.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 04:11:07 2023 No.43617773 TAKE THE BYC-PILL THWD (TOTAL H*MAN "WOMAN" DEATH)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 06:18:10 2023 No.43618383 File: 161 KB, 700x613, kaguya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We got flower fuckers, cripple fuckers, and the occasional Miko and general youkai fuckers, but where the hell are the moon fuckers?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 06:19:34 2023 No.43618387 >>43618383 Moon niggers are disliked by everyone, even other moon niggers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 06:21:15 2023 No.43618393 >>43618387 More moon bitches for me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 06:27:44 2023 No.43618418 File: 133 KB, 850x1070, puremamawife5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43618383 >>43618393 Eh? Anon, what are you saying?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 06:45:25 2023 No.43618474 >>43618383 deport all moon niggers and then nuke it (except most moon rabbits they are precious)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 06:49:28 2023 No.43618488 >>43618418 I'm saying I want to pilfer the moon of its fine gardens, all of them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 07:02:00 2023 No.43618519 >>43618474 Moon rabbits did nothing wrong, they will be the only ones saved from the nuclear fires

Anonymous Wed May 31 07:14:40 2023 No.43618551
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>>43618383
Total lunarian death!
Kill lunarians. Behead lunarians. Roundhouse kick a lunarian into the concrete. Slam dunk a lunarian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy moonies. Defecate on a lunarian's peaches. Launch lunarians into the sun. Stir fry lunarians in a wok. Toss lunarians into Former Hell. Urinate into a lunarian's gas tank. Judo throw lunarians into a wood chipper. Twist lunarians heads off. Report lunarians to the Sages. Karate chop lunarians in half. Curb stomp pregnant lunarians. Trap lunarians in quicksand. Crush lunarians in the trash compactor. Liquefy lunarians in a vat of acid. Eat lunarians. Dissect lunarians. Exterminate lunarians in the impure gas chamber. Stomp lunarians skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate lunarians in the oven. Lobotomize lunarians. Mandatory abortions for lunarians. Grind lunarian fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown lunarian in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with mini-Hakkero. Kick old lunarians down the stairs. Feed lunarians to Rumia. Slice lunarians with the Roukanken.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 07:16:05 2023 No.43618555 >>43618551 do WHAT with the mini-hakkero?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 07:23:30 2023 No.43618574 >>43618551 KOSHI WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR SHIRT WHY ARE YOU INSULTING NITORI LIKE THAT

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 07:28:51 2023 No.43618596 >>43618551 I can't believe Koishi became that racist after spending 1 day wondering around the outside world

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 07:50:12 2023 No.43618655 >>43618551 Koishi, my beloved Serbian...

Anonymous Wed May 31 07:57:37 2023 No.43618679
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>>43618383
Lunarian lovers are genuinely content in their relationships and don't feel the need to constantly proclaim how wonderful their abusive relationship is like the youkai fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 07:59:02 2023 No.43618683 File: 1.93 MB, 1600x2000, purefoxwife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43618679 Lunarian lovers are FUCKING DEAD

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 08:04:05 2023 No.43618695 File: 144 KB, 699x689, 1677944177819962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43618551 >>43618574 >>43618596 >>43618655

Anonymous Wed May 31 08:07:08 2023 No.43618711
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>>43618683
Can you imagine wanting to marry Junko when she couldn't even keep her last husband and son safe?
You'd have to be the biggest chump in the world to get with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 08:20:06 2023 No.43618751 >>43615398 The BHC was too much for her

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 12:34:00 2023 No.43619945 >>43618418 >>43618683 Would Junko be the best mom by default since she is one of the few 2hus to actually have a kid?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 12:44:59 2023 No.43620035 >>43618711 >You'd have to be the biggest chump in the world to get with her. Guess what nigger, i am

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 14:55:33 2023 No.43620989 >>43618711 >keep her last husband and son safe Isn't that the husbands job?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 16:15:41 2023 No.43621569 Why isn't there a single picture of Hecatia in a wedding dress?

Anonymous Wed May 31 16:24:22 2023 No.43621621
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>>43620989
You're thinking of typical human-human relationships. In nonhuman-human relationships, the wife is very much expected to keep her husband safe from predators and deal with the constant kidnapping attempts and other threats to steal the male away.
Among the weaker youkai that somehow snag a human husband, there have been many incidents where the husband would wake up surrounded by the corpses of his wife and children, while a different, more powerful youkai stands before him and declares herself to be his new wife by right of conquest.

It's something you always have to be mindful of when dealing with cross-species relationships.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 16:29:14 2023 No.43621652 >>43620989 Only if they're both regular humans. If your wife wields powerful magic or is some more of youkai or god, it's her job to protect the husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 16:29:22 2023 No.43621655 >>43621621 But what if i want to settle with a weak youkai like rumia or wriggle over a stronger youkai?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 16:31:35 2023 No.43621671 >>43621621 Speaking from experience? Did you get stolen by Yuuka, anon?

Anonymous Wed May 31 16:40:50 2023 No.43621722
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>>43621655
Anon, what *you* want has never been important. Your youkai wife chooses you, not the other way around.
>>43621671
I'm on my fifth youkai wife this week alone. Fortunately, I get volume discounts on weddings from Reimu, which saves a lot on costs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 16:46:07 2023 No.43621754 So the options are marrying a weak youkai i like and watching her get murdered, or marrying a strong youkai i don't like and being a husband-slave... I think i'll stick with gods.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 16:48:56 2023 No.43621774 File: 2.10 MB, 2026x1997, __hecatia_lapislazuli_touhou_drawn_by_epic_armageddon__fe23a82a434e704bcbddbfdd4192f643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43621754 >I think i'll stick with gods. Oh yes, nothing bad could ever come from that...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 16:52:30 2023 No.43621797 >>43621754 You can always learn magic or train to become a hermit. But of course the reason no man ever does so nowadays is that that learned it makes youkai want to rape them even more.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 16:56:25 2023 No.43621823 >>43621797 >train to become a hermit Yes, just ask one of gensokyo's friendly hermits to teach you the basics. They surely won't molest you or anything like that. Haha.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:09:48 2023 No.43621893 >>43621823 You'd be safe with Miko or Futo. They might strongly discourage you from becoming one knowing the outcome, but they won't be anything uncouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:12:22 2023 No.43621909 >>43621823 This is a lie, only known hermit from Gensokyo that could rape you is Seiga

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:17:43 2023 No.43621938 File: 248 KB, 700x900, d13fca7f6de82fdfbe9e4dffcf4384d95195ab15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43618474 Would Reisen be a good wife for Anon ? Despite her capacity to drive into madness

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:19:14 2023 No.43621950 >>43621893 Miko is worse. She'll trap you in an ironclad marriage contract that stipulates exactly how you're supposed to serve her as her devoted husband forever. You'll won't even have a shred of human dignity left afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:27:22 2023 No.43622012 >>43621621 If I marry Yuugi will I be safe from the other denizens of her onsen district due to my association with her? Like being friends with a local mob boss.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:28:32 2023 No.43622020 >>43621950 Oh no! An eternal contract as Miko's beloved husband! How terrible!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:30:24 2023 No.43622032 >>43621950 It could be a lot worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:33:45 2023 No.43622055 >>43621950 Then it's as simple as not signing it.

Anonymous Wed May 31 17:34:26 2023 No.43622059

>>43622012
You'd be safe from other youkai, but the issue with Yuugi's husbands is that they don't tend to last very long.
>>43622020
"beloved husband", "manslave", same thing, really.
>>43622055
She's a very good negotiator and you won't realize what you signed until it's too late. She has a lot of experience with politics, anon.

Anonymous Wed May 31 17:41:25 2023 No.43622106

>>43622059
The options are:
1. Manslave to whichever youkai won the day's Husband Battle Royale
2. Manslave to some deranged hag goddess who wants me to make up for centuries of maidenhood
3. Manslave to some human female who bought into Hieda breeding propaganda and demands Total Youkai Death
4. Manslave to a Tengu supremacist who wants to breed humans out of existence and won't settle for fewer than a dozen children
5. Manslave to your loving and benevolent administrator-prince-wife
If it's all manslavery, Miko's is by far the best choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:44:33 2023 No.43622124 >>43622106 >2. Manslave to some deranged hag goddess who wants me to make up for centuries of maidenhood >3. Manslave to some human female who bought into Hieda breeding propaganda and demands Total Youkai Death giwtwm

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:45:30 2023 No.43622132 File: 268 KB, 600x700, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_mizuga__ca36bd7d2b3149607c0c001b6a6b30d2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43621938 Aahhh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 17:45:55 2023 No.43622135 >>43622106 >2. Manslave to some deranged hag goddess who wants me to make up for centuries of maidenhood >3. Manslave to some human female who bought into Hieda breeding propaganda and demands Total Youkai Death How are these bad again?

Anonymous Wed May 31 17:49:33 2023 No.43622160
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>>43622106
The tengu don't want to get rid of the humans, anon. They promote a sustainable breeding program where most humans marry other humans, and only the greatest stock is chosen to marry only the highest-ranking tengu.
It's clearly the only system that would work, as it will ensure a constant supply of human males, while strongly encouraging the lesser tengu to work hard and get promoted in order to earn their own human husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 18:04:02 2023 No.43622224 File: 209 KB, 800x450, de0gp6d-bb2ab041-3d41-4db2-afdd-b271a8cbbca6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43621938 My guess is that she would be decent. Moon rabbits are very diligent and loyal, this is especially true with Reisen.

Anonymous Wed May 31 18:41:54 2023 No.43622447

>>43622124
>>43622135
>Marry some perverted old goddess who is incredibly frustrated after staying a virgin for centuries despite all her powers and will expect you to relieve her pent up lust.
>Marry some average human women who demands a few kids out of you and is appallingly racist towards youkai and will get furious of any of them are even on the same street as you.

Anonymous Wed May 31 18:45:19 2023 No.43622466
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>>43622447
>perverted old goddess who is incredibly frustrated after staying a virgin for centuries despite all her powers and will expect you to relieve her pent up lust
Oh no?!? This can't be happening to me!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 18:49:28 2023 No.43622484 File: 1.32 MB, 2000x2829, 1542241650956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43621655 >weak youkai like rumia Easy, remove her ribbon and she's no longer weak.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:00:50 2023 No.43622552 File: 159 KB, 753x1063, ec12f1e3ecd06dd08be1cc295fff4c3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are moon rabbits constantly horny like their earth counterparts?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:06:26 2023 No.43622581 >>43622447 i still don't see any problem...

Anonymous Wed May 31 19:10:57 2023 No.43622606

>>43622447
Imagine marrying a human woman, then having a single youkai move in next door. Your loving human wife would insist on trying for a baby every single night, and she'd make sure to moan and scream as loud as she could just to assert dominance over the youkai trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:19:01 2023 No.43622637 Stop desiring youkai. Stop wanting to get raped by youkai.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:27:53 2023 No.43622669 >>43622637 >t. Reimu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:30:31 2023 No.43622682 my chunky, yellowish, foul-smelling, scalding hot NEET semen belongs inside pristine fairy cunnies.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:31:57 2023 No.43622689 >>43622682 This is a thread for civilized men, fairyfucker

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:37:33 2023 No.43622712 File: 3.00 MB, 1920x1080, Mob fairy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43622689 I will fuck the fairy and you WILL know about it How else do you think theres always enough fairies to play as fodder in the games?

Anonymous Wed May 31 19:37:45 2023 No.43622713

>>43622606
Having a human wife wouldn't be too bad unless you were unlucky enough to get one with a rotten personality. She'd treat you like a person and try to be a good wife and mother as long as you give her a few kids and agree with her when she says any youkai caught in the village should be put down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:41:20 2023 No.43622727 >>43622712 You don't just want to fuck fairies, you want to fuck MOB fairies? You're too far gone, dude...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:47:52 2023 No.43622759 File: 1.80 MB, 5096x5127, Mob fairy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43622727 I'm so far down the fairy rabbit hole i'm finding sparkly dust in my pockets

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:53:03 2023 No.43622792 File: 36 KB, 400x400, boobtyping.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43611702

Anonymous Wed May 31 19:57:12 2023 No.43622825
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TOTAL YOUKAI LOVE

Kiss Youkai. Befriend Youkai. Gently bring Youkai to bed. Carry a Youkai baby in your arms. Embrace lovable Youkai. Ejaculate in Youkai. Kiss a Youkai in the tummy. Cum in a Youkai's anus. Do NOT Judo throw Youkai. Cuddle Youkai under a warm blanket. Nuzzle Youkai heads. Report anti-Youkai racism to Byakuren. Trap Youkai in your arms. Clasp Youkai with love. Impregnate Youkai in semen. Drink from Youkai tits. Respect Youkai. Sweat Youkai in the sauna. Lick Youkai in the toes. Cream Youkai in your bedroom. Love every Youkai. Mandatory healthcare for Youkai. Nurture sick Youkai in a hospital. Rescue Youkai from danger. Treat Youkai with best food . Help old Youkai down the stairs. Feed Youkai in restaurants. Hug Youkai, one more time.

TOTAL SHRINE MAIDEN DEATH

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 19:58:44 2023 No.43622832 >>43622020 >>43622106 The problem with Miko is that Tojiko doesn't like sharing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 20:07:35 2023 No.43622889 >>43622637 But I waaaaaant to!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 20:11:37 2023 No.43622903 File: 645 KB, 858x1200, 1661795334408726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43622792 Literate tengu milkers...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 20:14:02 2023 No.43622916 >>43622792 >>43622903 I'm sold. Where do I sign up for a tengu-led society?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 20:52:19 2023 No.43623113 >>43622552 Probably, I wonder how is her behaviour when she goes to human village with Eirin

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 21:02:36 2023 No.43623181 >>43622447 I don't get it, why are these bad? >Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 21:13:50 2023 No.43623243 File: 1.34 MB, 1061x1500, human wives.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pick one. You have to pick one.

Anonymous Wed May 31 21:18:57 2023 No.43623262
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Hypothetically speaking, which one of Shinki's daughters would make the best (read: least worst) wife?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 21:19:39 2023 No.43623265 >>43623243 Can I pick none of them?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 21:19:58 2023 No.43623266 >>43623262 Pink Kurumi

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 21:20:17 2023 No.43623268 >>43623262 I don't want her daughters. I want the mama!

Anonymous Wed May 31 21:21:45 2023 No.43623279
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>>43623266
It's would be a tough choice between Pink Kurumi and Blonde Makai Resident.

Anonymous Wed May 31 21:30:52 2023 No.43623320

>>43623181
One is a beautiful goddess with powers that can shape the world itself, but still hasn't been able to find anyone to take her virginity. Needless to say she has some issues. She'd also forget that humans aren't as durable or have as much endurance as gods, so the first few nights won't be fun.

The other is a normal human in almost every way. She just really hates youkai. She'd be open and quite colorful about her hate of them, and there's no way you're going anywhere youkai are known to be like Hakurei shrine unless you had business there, and then only with her to give glares at them. You only stop having kids when she's content.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 22:03:39 2023 No.43623490 >>43623243 merryberries for me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 22:04:49 2023 No.43623504 >>43623320 I understand, slightly. A few nights of unpleasantness is endurable, however. I still don't understand the problem with the other one though...

Anonymous Wed May 31 22:09:47 2023 No.43623545

>>43623504
Do you really want your shrew of a wife clinging to you and making disparaging comments about youkai every time you go to the shrine, up the cable car, or even just on walks around the village? Wouldn't any man get tired of that and, one day, decide to go on a nice long hike around youkai mountain?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 31 22:12:10 2023 No.43623565 >>43623545 No, not me at least, and why would anyone want to go near to such a dangerous place like the youkai mountain? My wife would get worried about me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 00:32:50 2023 No.43624339 >>43623545 I can just mating press her if she gets out of hand Try that with a youkai, why don'tcha, see how it works for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 00:53:53 2023 No.43624418 >>43624339 Ok, I tried it, now I've got a pregnant youkai insisting on marriage. What do I do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 01:10:10 2023 No.43624481 >>43624418 youkai get out, stop trying to fool humans about what'll happen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 01:15:14 2023 No.43624499 File: 1.30 MB, 1920x2864, Doom_slayer_color_by_christianwillett_ddp5ps3-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There are too many demon and monster in this thread, it's time to clean this up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 02:39:31 2023 No.43624866 >>43624499 I WILL use my seed to increase the amount of demons and monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 03:08:47 2023 No.43625036 i want to marry kanako and make her happy haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 03:12:53 2023 No.43625052 >>43625036 As a prank, right?

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 05:28:28 2023 No.43625639
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I got a cold the other day and went to the moon doctor in the bamboo forest to get some medicine.
I assured her it was just a cold but she insisted I stay a few nights in eientei to observe me in case I get worse and to recover.
I don't think it's anything too bad but she's the doctor here.

Surely she doesn't have any ulterior motives could she?
I'll be free to go in a couple of days once I get better, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 06:45:34 2023 No.43625909 >>43625052 No, I'm dead serious, I want to be her husband and princess carry her onto our wedding bed!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 07:10:02 2023 No.43625996 File: 861 KB, 1200x1697, __reisen_udongein_inaba_and_yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_x_boy__c8235cda83cc1485b67e623cd8a03ef9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43625639 Why are you so suspicious? You don't want pneumonia, right?

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 07:57:30 2023 No.43626164

>>43619945
She will probably be too overprotective of any new husband and children she'd get to the point of isolating them, I mean do you really think she will take any risk to relive whatever happened to her previous bundle of joy? It wouldn't surprise me if Junko even make them a secret just to not risk anyone coming after them, she'd have thoughts of the Lunarians (or even Chang'e, she's probably watching) sending a hit squad on them if words spread out as a potential act of revenge due to the attempted moon invasion she made.
The problem is that sheltering a kid is going bad for their development, so even if it was with good intention she would be unintentionally hurting them on the long run (and that's without counting the cabin fever the husband would get from not being able to go out due to the overprotectiveness from Junko)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 08:22:41 2023 No.43626238 File: 589 KB, 735x1000, 1609663928827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43618683 Oh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 09:55:37 2023 No.43626538 >>43618383 Lunarians fuck themselves in their asses and its all incest btw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 10:02:44 2023 No.43626587 This thread smells of youkais...

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 10:40:48 2023 No.43626826

It's actually really easy to avoid getting raped, married, or raped-married by a youkai and other beings.

Firstly, you have to remember to never be with a youkai alone. Don't go walking in the woods by yourself or accept to follow them somewhere. Once you're away from the eyes of others, they can do what they want. Another thing to keep in mind is to never accept any food or drink they give you.

If you haven't lost your virginity yet, then you should be very careful. For a youkai taking someone's virginity by rape is like having a meal cooked by a world class chef. You're prime-rape bait and if the news spreads then you're going to have youkai trying to forcibly strip it from you.

If you're working on becoming a magician or hermit, keep in mind that this makes youkai you're a brat in need of rape correction. There's a reason male magicians and hermits are so rare nowadays, it's just a lot of trouble. If you do manage to become powerful enough to fend off youkai then you should be safe as long as you don't try to get involved an incident.

You should remember the cues that will drive a youkai. These include showing off too much skin, looking them in the eyes, responding to their advances, not responding to their advances and so on. There;s plenty of things that might set them off, so always be on guard.

These are just a few things you can do to be safe and unmolested.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 10:45:56 2023 No.43626863 >>43626538 Sounds like the goddess of hell is throwing another fit over her inability to lose her virginity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 10:55:39 2023 No.43626955 >>43626863 Don't kid yourself, she's a hellenic god. None of them are virgins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 11:01:36 2023 No.43627010 >>43626955 Literal virgin goddess

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 11:24:52 2023 No.43627259 >>43626955 Her shirt is so weird that even Zeus didn't want to tap that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 11:33:18 2023 No.43627349 File: 3.44 MB, 1447x2047, 1655825264261438.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hecatia doesnt need to bother herself with being an ideal match in the dating scene, she's more than competent & content enough with forcing herself on to someone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 11:38:47 2023 No.43627414 >>43627349 That would sound more believable if I didn't spot Hecatia in Kanako's marriage classes every week.

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 11:58:28 2023 No.43627633
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>>43627349
She will never get a partner as long as she keeps dressing like an angsty teenager while being a mature saggy hag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 12:03:42 2023 No.43627719 >>43627633 I dunno, a hag being so obviously desperate is its own type of appeal. You just know she'd do anything for you once you've got her hooked on your young stud attention. Might even let you tarnish the tee in a sloppy teezuri.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 12:13:43 2023 No.43627896 File: 460 KB, 758x1000, 1668294094251166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43607207 imagine fucking this hag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 12:18:51 2023 No.43627974 >>43627896 the stealth lolibaba...

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 12:21:13 2023 No.43628013
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>>43627896
Imagining this hag being tied up in the corner while a group of fairies strip me down and prank me by stealing the precious bodily fluids that were intended only for human women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 12:48:03 2023 No.43628470 >>43627896 Joke's on you, I've loved Akyuu since 2008. We've aged together, like in a good marriage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 15:07:06 2023 No.43629798 >>43628470 Prove it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 15:09:49 2023 No.43629819 File: 889 KB, 987x1439, 0003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43629798 That I've aged? That's easy. That she's aged? Take any panel from FS and compare it to PMiSS or SSiB. Me on the right, by the way.

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 15:25:11 2023 No.43629898

>>43627896
Akyuu is a lovely woman. Not only is she very wise, she knows quite a few things about love thanks to the many lives she's lived. She's very kind and well mannered, and the best thing is that I hear she's on the market! Don't be afraid and ask her out, she might even say yes! Don't worry if you outlive me, as long as I give birth before I go the both of you will be well cared for!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 15:39:32 2023 No.43629986 File: 1016 KB, 800x1000, wifekari8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think i'll just marry this cute 17 year old i met in the village.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 15:40:57 2023 No.43629992 >>43629986 She doesn't look a day over 17 hundred!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 16:16:10 2023 No.43630187 >>43625639 You should already consider Eientei as your home now, you won't leave it, good luck Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 16:33:23 2023 No.43630278 >>43629898 >she knows quite a few things about love thanks to the many lives she's lived Used goods can fuck off.

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 17:22:01 2023 No.43630573
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>>43629898
*hits pipe*
Ahem
Is marrying Akyuu the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Akyuu. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, housing, training and loving a girl for at least 18 years solely so her next incarnation can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife- teaching her how to cook, spending time with her, making sure she has a healthy diet, studying with her. All of it has one simple result: she is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her next incarnation in every hole.
Trained the perfect wife? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her next incarnation. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you trained her.
As a man who marries Akyuu, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to train a wife for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 17:33:07 2023 No.43630630
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>>43624499
Amen fellow doomposter. It's time for a permanent reckoning for these abominations.

>>43624866
You'll be eliminated last so that you may watch as your precious monster waifus are slain.

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 17:35:56 2023 No.43630646
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>>43630573
Who gives a shit? By that time I'll be serving as Yama-sama's masturbation chair in Hell anyway. Worst case scenario I'll reincarnate and NTR her next husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 17:50:30 2023 No.43630724 File: 145 KB, 500x337, C68FBC54-B60D-4CBA-8088-E51FEF64D722.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43630630 Should’ve checked your six

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 18:02:00 2023 No.43630791
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*huffs cigar*
Ahem
Is there anything more based than marrying Akyuu?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more wonderful than marrying Akyuu. Honestly, think about it rationally. You spend ten years with the most loving and devoted woman in Gensokyo, solely to give her the happy life she deserves. All the incredible times you spent with your beautiful wife- helping her with her work, walking around the village, reading, raising your children together. All of it has one simple result: Her next incarnation will be able to love you all the more.
Experienced the perfect marriage? Great. Who benefits? You, when the next Maiden of Miare remembers her love for you and marries you again. You get to deflower her all over again. You get to benefit from her kind and sweet personality that you nurtured through her previous incarnation.
As a man who marries Akyuu, you are LITERALLY receiving at least ten years of ultimate happiness every time she reincarnates. It is the ULTIMATE and FINAL reward. Think about it logically.

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 18:23:17 2023 No.43630913
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>>43630791
Sh reincarnates once every sixty years or something anon, you'd be lucky even being in her age bracket for ONE reincarnation.
Youkai wives however, now they are the ones that age like a fine wine.
If you're smart- and you should be if you can even pull this off, you'd abandon your humanity as soon as you could, so you can spend the next thousand years with your perfect daemon waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 18:29:54 2023 No.43630973 File: 200 KB, 850x1162, wickedwife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cultivating immortality with my wicked wife!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 18:33:35 2023 No.43631006 File: 832 KB, 2400x3000, nice try.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43630724 It's going to take more than one Pain Elemental to take him down buster. Nice try demon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 18:35:59 2023 No.43631024 >>43607224 A hug from Reimu would be so peaceful!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 19:05:48 2023 No.43631217 File: 80 KB, 774x1033, patchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TOTAL YOUKAI IMPREGNATION TOTAL SHRINE MAIDEN DEATH

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 19:36:44 2023 No.43631383 >>43631006 You fool, I turned on FAST MONSTERS!!! Now you won't even be able to hit one pain elemental with how many lost souls it spits out!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 20:02:11 2023 No.43631573 File: 836 KB, 640x650, artwork-iron-warriors-pics-v0-kjxquz2xhuia1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43624499 >>43630630 Why kill youkai when you can use them to dig trenches and clear mines?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 20:27:00 2023 No.43631732 >>43631573 Edgeposting won't make people take you seriously, Ironcuck Go dig a trench, loser.

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 20:39:00 2023 No.43631794
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>>43630913
You're supposed to reincarnate alongside her every time, dumbass. The yama would gladly cut a deal with a gentlemen willing to support and love the Child of Miare throughout her various incarnations. They'll even make sure that all of Akyuu's subsequent incarnations are female, allowing you two to experience pure human love until the end of time.
Why would anyone desire a filthy youkai facsimile when they can experience genuine human love with a genuine human wife? Everyone knows that youkai are just a mockery born from human fear and cannot express true love like a human can. Only a fool would pursue them, and only a bigger fool would desire to become a monster just like them and throw away their own capacity for real love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 20:40:00 2023 No.43631800 I'm dating Kosuzu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 20:46:18 2023 No.43631830 File: 564 KB, 2200x2800, FWMTTeHUEAAhp3A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this rabbit even realizes how sexy she is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 20:52:57 2023 No.43631865 >>43631830 >m**nfucker Begone, this thread is for men of taste and refined youkai only

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 21:02:20 2023 No.43631917 File: 92 KB, 700x1000, kanawife18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why not get a wife you can believe in, instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 21:09:05 2023 No.43631954 >>43631917 Good question. Let's all support and love Kanako!

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 21:15:33 2023 No.43631980
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>>43631383
Nice point, however my boy Doomguy here has just grabbed a Berserk sphere and will insta-kill these stoopid demons with his furious fists of absolute rage.
Then the youkai are next.

>>43631573
As long as they die at the end of the day that's good.

>>43631830
She's a good bun. The bunnies will be spared. And headpatted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 21:19:16 2023 No.43631987 >>43631980 >Berserk >insta-kill Since when? Outside of zombiemen and imps?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 21:34:33 2023 No.43632068 >>43621621 >husband would wake up surrounded by the corpses of his wife and children That’s just what the homewrecker wants you to think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 21:38:03 2023 No.43632084 >>43631987 He just punches that hard. But joking aside I was thinking about how he was using the 2016/Eternal Berserk versus the classic games so it’s an actual insta-kill.

Anonymous Thu Jun 1 21:54:01 2023 No.43632159
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>>43624499
>>43630630
>>43631980
I dare you to step foot in the Scarlet Devil Mansion... your head will make a nice trophy for the fireplace of my wife Remi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 21:57:07 2023 No.43632175 >>43632159 Is that a FAMAS????

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 21:58:02 2023 No.43632180 >>43632175 no, it's a vampire

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 21:58:40 2023 No.43632186 >>43632180 Woah...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 22:01:58 2023 No.43632209 >>43632180 A vampire FAMAS?????? So Remi IS french!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 23:19:15 2023 No.43632595 File: 244 KB, 1280x1809, suwako_moriya_by_cawlstaurus-d5u4ln4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43632209 Back off. There's only room for one frog in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 1 23:50:03 2023 No.43632785 >>43631732 FUCK YOU FIST, THE IMPERIAL PALACE AND YOUR YOUKAI WAIFU IS SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 00:09:52 2023 No.43632942 >>43607207 >>43607224 I like both. I win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 00:12:55 2023 No.43632969 >>43609032 Junko country moon boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 00:13:29 2023 No.43632971 >>43632785 So loud, so angry, so disgraceful. Tsk tsk, ironcuck. >implying youkai are solid enough for fistchads

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 00:15:09 2023 No.43632988 >>43613603 Why the fug did I imagine an Ayy lmao hiding in the sunflowers?

Anonymous Fri Jun 2 00:21:00 2023 No.43633034
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>>43631794
Tough luck anon, Shiki Eiki is a well known hardass when it comes to bending the rules.
No reincarnation with Akyuu for you!
Not to mention that you wouldn't be permitted to keep your memories like she is, so you'd effectively be a different person each time round, and there is no guarantee that she'd even marry you again.
Or that she'd stay a girl.

Youkai wife!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 00:30:13 2023 No.43633089 File: 176 KB, 900x1440, Junko.full.2249883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43618551 Insanely blessed. >>43626164 That will have to be worked out.

Anonymous Fri Jun 2 01:03:51 2023 No.43633314
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>>43632159
He's going to do way more than just step inside that den of PURE EBIL son. Hope you're ready to become a widow bucko because mean and green is gonna carve that vampire's sorry butt up like a turkey!
And I'm betting this absolute chunni DORK doesn't even know how to use that rifle she's holding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 01:30:22 2023 No.43633468 >>43633314 Please don't bully the dorkpire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ldDteiKxfE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 02:01:39 2023 No.43633629 File: 1.26 MB, 800x1080, 48b3e58c3c1ba65d095e502c8be9e514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43633468 She's overdo for some good old fashioned bulli.

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Anonymous Fri Jun 2 02:27:35 2023 No.43633766
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>>43633639
Remember that there is a terrible semen shortage in the village and the birthrates are declining sharply, do your part and court one of the many cute and available girls in the village!

Anonymous Fri Jun 2 02:40:35 2023 No.43633849
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>>43633766
I read an article in Bunbunmaru that said the semen shortage could be cured if all the healthy men of the village just refrained from masturbating and went on frequent walks on some of Youkai Mountain's safe, tengu-guided hiking trails, though? You're making a big deal out of something with a clear solution...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 02:51:28 2023 No.43633919 File: 167 KB, 850x1008, 685D79B5-1BFF-4F51-BCB6-A182380A62F1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43633849 >tengu-guided hiking trails Yeah right I’ll take the yamawaros trail instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 02:56:11 2023 No.43633953 >>43633919 You know that yamawaro don't bathe or shave, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 03:31:45 2023 No.43634140 >>43633953 this just means her scent will could the area so I don’t get preys upon by other youkai so I’m sure she’s well meaning

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 03:34:15 2023 No.43634154 >>43631024 A warm hug from the ‘mu would give me strength to defeat any youkai that tries to get in between me and her >>43633639 Cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 03:46:47 2023 No.43634204 >>43633766 The reason there's a semen shortage is because it's all going into youkai cunny, cope

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 05:38:08 2023 No.43634590 File: 229 KB, 505x1131, IMG_20230602_133656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will marry the human mansion maid and have multiple human babies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 05:39:03 2023 No.43634593 >>43634590 Is Sakuya really a human?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 05:55:22 2023 No.43634647 >>43634590 too big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 09:11:49 2023 No.43635155 >>43634590 Sakuya is a honorary youkai due living on the mansion for so long she can barely be called human.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 11:30:18 2023 No.43635726 File: 1.27 MB, 1460x1460, __reiuji_utsuho_touhou_drawn_by_sugar_you__828f475bf5ef20d023494dcebd44d44a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This bird keeps giving me this look and mentions how she wants my seed. What do I do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 11:31:07 2023 No.43635733 >>43635726 buy her a bag of sunflower seeds (unpeeled) it'll keep her occupied for days

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 17:05:18 2023 No.43638131 File: 2.06 MB, 1280x720, 1685131232539642.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43635726 tell her you have a better bird already

Anonymous Fri Jun 2 17:44:55 2023 No.43638389

did you know being attracted to youkai is a form of stockholm syndrome caused by centuries of fear and oppression? it is simply unnatural for a human male to feel love for a youkai the way they can for another human female, the ones claiming to experience this kind of "attraction" are unaware of the fact that they are an unfortunate product of human inferiority propaganda! there is a lot of academic literature documenting the history on youkai on human abuse, feel free to come by to suzunaan to for further reading! p.s. i heard they give out hefty discounts to handsome boys.. (between ages 14 and 20, needs to be able to ejaculate at least 4x per session, twice a day)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 17:47:09 2023 No.43638402 File: 3.58 MB, 1500x2129, 54bf6d0c9971536e4a2bcef036db3cf6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fairies will never griw up physically or mentally and that's why I love them!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 17:50:52 2023 No.43638423 >>43638402 *grow

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 17:54:41 2023 No.43638458 >>43638423 too late redditor, now all of fourchan knows you have brain damage

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 18:04:29 2023 No.43638534 >>43638389 >between ages 14 and 20 I guess ojisans like me will just have to stick to youkai. And gods. And fairies. Oh no...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 18:23:56 2023 No.43638657 File: 356 KB, 1742x1748, ruvu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43638389 Don't care, I will have youkai kids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 18:33:38 2023 No.43638705 File: 513 KB, 800x1147, 1405120071436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43638657 human-youkai hybrid babies in this womb

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 21:47:00 2023 No.43639900 >>43632971 I DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! I AM EXTREMELY BITTER AND THESE YOUKAI ARE THE REASON!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 22:05:44 2023 No.43640009 File: 31 KB, 600x600, 1639519765299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43639900 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 2 22:41:18 2023 No.43640212 File: 302 KB, 1068x1606, 99047041_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43638705 Happy life with flower wife

Anonymous Sat Jun 3 01:13:49 2023 No.43640874
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If I impregnate Remi, will my kids have wings? What can I expect from a half human half vampire child? Are they gonna be mortals, suck for blood, be vulnerable to the sun or not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 01:14:45 2023 No.43640881 >>43640874 Its a vampire you retard her dead cold womb cant bear a child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 01:17:22 2023 No.43640902 >>43640881 Dhampirs are a well-documented phenomenon, anon... Vampires can absolutely bear live young if they're well-fed and able to maintain an illusion of life, and Remi absolutely is

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 01:19:00 2023 No.43640913 >>43640881 she has one, and the rest of her seems fine, so clearly you haven't tried hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 02:28:05 2023 No.43641217 >>43640913 >she has one ???

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 02:29:20 2023 No.43641224 File: 189 KB, 1000x750, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_asutora__cf5a209ce45a3fd8ac3fa547fe81b1bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43641217

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 02:42:13 2023 No.43641271 File: 62 KB, 674x646, q8m8mdwkau341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43641224 That is my and Remi's child, please do not post any more such photos as it is an invasion of our privacy, thank you

Anonymous Sat Jun 3 02:53:48 2023 No.43641321

Youkai exist to be exterminated. They're subhuman monsters that exist only because of the greater powers of humans which they leech off of as parasites. Without human faith and/or fear they evaporate into absolutely nothing. All of Gensoyko combined can't even match the power of a single enlightened human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 02:59:27 2023 No.43641346 >>43641321 Fuck you Reimu. More and more men are taking the Youkaipill every day

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 03:03:15 2023 No.43641356 File: 1.72 MB, 1332x1864, Fxd9wNRaYAEkcde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] orin feels good

Anonymous Sat Jun 3 03:20:52 2023 No.43641456
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>>43641321
Do you even understand what you're saying? All of that only means that if men turned fear into love, youkai will shift the reason of their existence and thus solely exist to love and be loved by humans. Do you part today!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 03:26:58 2023 No.43641486 File: 963 KB, 641x898, 240753666.78000003_image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43641356 oni feels good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 03:38:01 2023 No.43641524 take your meds

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 04:06:51 2023 No.43641628 >>43641486 Is that half a nip my eyes see?! Would somebody think about the advertisers?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 04:55:58 2023 No.43641809 File: 1.22 MB, 1697x2005, 79204359_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43641628

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 05:03:50 2023 No.43641840 >>43641809 Why do they look surprised

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 05:13:50 2023 No.43641879 >>43641628 Advertisers... uoooh...erotic...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 05:19:34 2023 No.43641896 >>43641840 They have not met in a while, last time was before they where pregnant, they got surprised when they told each other the name of the man who got them pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 05:43:04 2023 No.43641950 File: 925 KB, 1080x1331, 793.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43641896 Me???? Impossible, I used Reimu-provided condoms

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 10:31:25 2023 No.43643121 >>43640902 That's with male vampires and living females, not the other way around. Dead wombs can't bear life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 11:08:18 2023 No.43643340 File: 277 KB, 768x512, 1615780996137.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43641950 It's a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 11:14:11 2023 No.43643377 >>43643340 What does she gain from doing that besides increasing the human/youkai hybrid population??

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 11:19:55 2023 No.43643416 >>43643377 She puts spermicide, salt, sardine head oil and bleach inside those goat skin condoms so that you poison youkai when you sex them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 11:27:08 2023 No.43643471 File: 986 KB, 1641x2496, kasen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43641486 Good job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:03:04 2023 No.43643719 >>43643121 her womb isn't dead, since she isn't dead. Remilia is perfectly capable of conception, if you try hard enough.

Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:06:19 2023 No.43643741

>>43643719
Vampires are part of the walking dead, and are antithetical to life.
Remilia's womb isn't even fully developed and was never able to bear children, as her physical and mental development was halted permanently when she became a vampire, sacrificing natural growth for power.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:11:24 2023 No.43643769 >>43643377 Its a subscription service and all the youkai girls pay her to do so

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:16:28 2023 No.43643806 File: 288 KB, 1700x1433, __yorigami_jo_on_touhou_drawn_by_jnakamura1182__d4a46a3a53bf4fa70b06e272274d4a50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43643769 I see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 15:54:41 2023 No.43645202 >>43643769 Typical shortsighted Reimu! If her services don't work, people won't come to her for them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 16:09:44 2023 No.43645278 >>43645202 you misunderstand anon, they pay her to poke the holes. Youkai are well known for trying to babytrap clueless humans, and this way they can do it even to those that take precautions! Raymoo gets to eat, youkais become mamas, win all!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 16:16:23 2023 No.43645339 >>43615008 >>43615180 Hi Akyuu, didn't Kanako cut off your electricity days ago?

Anonymous Sat Jun 3 16:32:40 2023 No.43645462
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>>43633034
There's no rule that says that the yama can't make further reincarnation deals, anon. It's all above-board if they're involved.
And since they're clearly invested in Akyuu, it would only stand to reason that they're willing to extend the same deal to Akyuu's partner, allowing him to support and love Akyuu across lifetimes, remembering their love every time and rekindling their relationship time and time again.
All they'd expect in return would be for him to "work off" his accumulated sin with the yama, and then he'd be allowed to be reborn, just like Akyuu.

It's all highly virtuous, and any man willing to love Akyuu like that is truly noble in spirit, unlike youkai who are old as balls, which is inherently sinful, and race-mixing is obviously the worst sin imaginable. Humans are meant to be with humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 17:22:21 2023 No.43645748 >>43607207 SAY IT WITH ME TOTAL YOUKAIS DEATH TOTAL YOUKAIS DEATH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 18:10:25 2023 No.43646003 >>43645748 Seethe harder Akyuu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 18:17:38 2023 No.43646036 >>43645748 Good post! Humanity will win in the end!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 19:00:48 2023 No.43646304 >>43645748 TOTAL YOUKAI LOVE TOTAL YOUKAI EJACULATION TOTAL YOUKAI IMPREGNATION TOTAL HALF-YOUKAI BIRTHING

Anonymous Sat Jun 3 19:38:25 2023 No.43646471

I literally cannot be with kanako, you don't understand.
All that pent up virgin lust combined with centuries upon centuries of saved up eggs (since gods don't menstruate), do you have any idea what will happen?
I... I simply couldn't think of enough names, not to mention the lack of space...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 20:54:39 2023 No.43646894 >>43646471 Who are you to deny a god? I'm sure that once you're reaching the fifteenth kid someone will intervene and grant you the space for all of them. Maybe a little slice of some realm for just your family.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 22:30:44 2023 No.43647398 File: 881 KB, 1000x1221, noa1d03qaev61.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43646304 I subscribe to this dogma

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 04:22:38 2023 No.43649035 Youkaifuckers... We won...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 04:33:28 2023 No.43649083 Why would a youkai want to be with a human anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 06:45:21 2023 No.43649596 what's wrong with humans?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 06:53:06 2023 No.43649637 >>43649596 "Youkai fuckers" are just villagers too socially retarded to get with any girls, so they fantasize about youkai and how they would totally value them and love them, unlike those human villagers who are obviously not deserving of them.

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