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43592011 No.43592011 [Reply] [Original]

I am glad she is sad and crying.
She deserves it.

>> No.43592024
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43592024

Is this a sadhus thread or just an Alice thread?

>> No.43592025

>>43592011
Leave her alone

>> No.43592027

>>43592011
What did she do to deserve your hate?

>> No.43592029

>>43592024
No sadness! Only happiness!
>>43592027
Nothing, he's just jealous that she gets to fuck marisa

>> No.43592033
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43592033

Suffer.

>> No.43592038
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>> No.43592039

>>43592029
i don't want m*risa the forest "person" either
the two losers can wallow together

>> No.43592045
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43592045

Pain and torture okay?

>> No.43592060

>>43592045
No

>> No.43592078

>>43592038
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.43592101
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As of late it has come to my attention that I've taken a liking to Alice. If you bully her we're gonna have a problem

>> No.43592121
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Alice stinks and I've put salt in her tea.

>> No.43592132
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Ugly. Femcel. No friends. Bedwetter.

>> No.43592148
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43592148

Doll obsessed weirdo. Dyke. Smelly.

>> No.43592157
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Not even her own mother wants anything to do with her.
Alice deserves everything bad that happens to her.

>> No.43592184
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Loser. Moron. Utter failure.
I'd beat her up but I don't want to touch her, who knows what diseases she has.

>> No.43592218
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43592218

>>43592121
>>43592132
>>43592148
>>43592157
>>43592184

Lies, Alice is a nice girl who is totally well adjusted, loved by her mother and is on the market for a boyfriend.
Who would say such a thing?
Did you two date and break up, and this is your sick and twisted revenge?
This is no way to treat a cute girl like Alice!

>> No.43592245
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Unfixable.
Irredeemable.
Lost.

>> No.43592267
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>>43592218
Alice should kill herself asap, she's a waste of air.
>on the market for a boyfriend
Wishful thinking. Nobody is touching that moldy cave of hers, get real. Who the fuck are you anyway that you defend her, she has no friends.
Are you Alice? Can't you even defend yourself on the internet properly?

>> No.43592360
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>>43592267
She's trying her hardest!
She's just a little shy, okay?
With anons like you out in the world, you can hardly blame her for not wanting to leave her house a lot of the time, can you?
All you'd have to do to have a nice, loving magician wife who would make you bacon & eggs every morning is to give Arisu a chance to be the best version of herself she can, by coddling and nurturing the love inside her first!

>> No.43592449
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>>43592360
Best I can do is beat Alice with a stick. That counts as interacting with her, right?

>> No.43592470
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>>43592218
>>43592360
>that mustache
Suspicious, are you perhaps Shiki?

>> No.43592497
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>>43592470
I can truthfully say, that I am not Shiki.
For one thing, Eiki doesn't have a lucious mustache on her lips.
Unless you look real close

>> No.43592500

Alice's feet smell like vinegar!

>> No.43592516

>>43592245
I honestly love her goofy expressions on those last two panels.

>> No.43592668

>>43592500
alice lost her feet to diabetes she doesn't have them anymore

>> No.43592676

Not true at all!

>> No.43592815

>>43592676
shinki shouldn't have fed her all those sweets as a kid

>> No.43593010

Is autism a legitimate prerequisite for magic use?
Alice, Marisa, Patchy, and Byak all seem autistic to me

>> No.43593567

>>43592011
The only thing she "deserves" is being hit with the inebriated sex to unplanned marriage combo.

>> No.43593614
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>>43592101
Back off faggot, she is mine

>> No.43593620

>>43593614
Why is Alice talking to herself with the mirror again?

>> No.43594329

>>43593010
>Patchy
>autistic
She's just anemic, fuck your ableism

>> No.43594418
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43594418

Alice is sweet, kind, and cute. She doesn't deserve all your hate.
She deserves to be loved and to have me eat her regurgitated food out of her mouth.

>> No.43594520

I want to hug Alice. I want to be Alice's friend!

>> No.43594573

>>43594418
True
>>43594520
Me too

>> No.43594738
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43594738

All this Alice bullying makes me want to date her more. She sounds so damn autistic that the minute you ask her about dolls and sewing she would rant to you about doll creation and designs like a kid with Aspergers talking about hot wheels.I want a cute autistic gf to talk to me about her hobbies so i can try to help her socialize and get in a better place mentally.

>> No.43594792

>>43594738
You're a nice person, anon

>> No.43595033
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>> No.43595077
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I love Alice and I won't hide it anymore. Never have. Sweet, passionate girl. Would kill to be her boyfriend and eventual husband, even though I know she would do the same first. Fuck the haters.

>> No.43595504
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I feel like Alice threads are all just her setting up her dolls to post nice things about her.
She's been waiting for a boyfriend for how many years now?

>> No.43595662

>>43595504
This is true im Alice

>> No.43596094

>>43595504
This is true I'm shanghai

>> No.43597708

>>43594329
You know I'm right, anon.
Search your heart, you know it to be true.

>> No.43598038 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.43599173

>>43598038
is she ok

>> No.43599210
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>>43599173
no

>> No.43600026

>>43595504
Alice threads are just all me talking with myself with my proxies, you are the first person to show up on the thread.

>> No.43600463

>>43600026
wtf a proxy just flew over my house?

>> No.43600549
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>>43600026
Dumbass, you've hypnotised yourself to forget about this personality so you could feel better about yourself. It's still just you.

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>>43599210
Good.

>> No.43602348

i made the thread and I have a confession
the thread made me realize that I don't hate alice, I don't want to see alice sad or cry anymore, I'm sorry
i deleted the alice crying image off my computer, i don't want alice to cry anymore I'm sorry alice I'm sorry for making the thread i feel bad

>> No.43602802
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43602802

Getting ripped with Alice!

>> No.43603248

>>43602348
Good anon
>>43602802
Getting strangled by alice!

>> No.43603276

>>43594418
That's ICG Aneki and not Alice.

>> No.43603345

>>43603276
It's literally alice just with a different name

>> No.43603363
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43603363

alice and marisa are an item

>> No.43603507
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>>43602802
Ripping Alice apart!

>> No.43603612
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>>43600954
Why you!

>> No.43603791
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>>43602348
>I don't want to see alice sad or cry anymore
Okay. Here's the happiest Alice I have.

>> No.43603954

>>43603507
The knife-play she suggested to her bf (me) didn't quite play out the way she thought it would. I had a lot of fun though, but she doesn't seem inclined to try again.

>> No.43605234

>>43603507
Fuck you

>> No.43605285

>>43603507
>"So we've had the whipping, when comes the fucking?"

>> No.43605715

>>43605285
No! More whipping!

>> No.43605721

>>43605285
Who are you quoting?

>> No.43605766

>>43605721
>Alice

>> No.43605816

>>43605766
Didn't know alice was into whipping. That's good

>> No.43607765

OP is a bitchass and I hope he cries himself to sleep

>> No.43608418

>>43607765
He said he was sorry

>> No.43608503

>>43593614
that mug on my desk is flying across the room if i see one more of those itt

>> No.43608516
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>>43608503
bye bye!

>> No.43608688

>>43592011
But why is the little girl crying?

>> No.43608689

>>43607765
you're very rude you should apologize

>> No.43608724
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43608724

Why is Alice so cute and lovely?

>> No.43608799
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>>43592011
Alice is tired of all the rumors she hears about herself.She doesn't mind being alone. but it hurts her to hear all these nasty things about her and she wouldn't mind having sex just once to see what it's like. So Alice sets off in her quest to make friends, plural and maybe even get kissed! Look out world, here comes Alice! Alice goes to a bar, that's where people make friends, right? She finds someone sitting alone and summons up all her bravery and talks with him. She talks to him a bit about magic and dolls, but he doesn't seem too interested. Alice realizes everyone else is talking about their friends and sports and such. These are things Alice has no experience in. Is this what other people are like? She's not like that at all. She spends a bit more time by herself before heading home. This is a lot harder then she thought, maybe Alice isn't meant to be with other people after all.............

>> No.43608843
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>>43608799
Wow she is literally me
I deserve Alice as my wife

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>>43608843
Do you really want Alice? She's nice enough, but she always comes off as cold and strange, and she may or may not have an undiagnosed disorder that impedes socialization with other people. She'd have zero romantic experience so she'd have to learn what to do along the way.

>> No.43609290

>>43608724
Faster.

>> No.43609298

>>43608799
I don't want Alice to be alone. I'd talk with her and hang out, even if she's awkward and I don't really get most of what she's talking about!

>> No.43609668
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43609668

>>43609290
Is this better?

>> No.43609675
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>>43592011
>this whole thread
I'm gonna do it!

>> No.43609755
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>>43609675
Do it you retarded dyke. Just remember no one is going to find your body because no one visits you.

>> No.43609778

>>43609675
please don't i apologized......................................

>> No.43609796

>>43609755
How long will it be before somebody notices Alice is missing

>> No.43610182

>>43609755
I will visit her

>> No.43610229
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>>43610182
>y-yes reimu-san, the white stuff was on her body when i found her

>> No.43610397

>>43609668
Did I stutter?

>> No.43610482
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>>43610397

>> No.43610487

>>43610482
>>43610397
Oh fuck I'm afraid that's as fast as she can get

>> No.43610497

>>43610487
she is faster when jacking me off

>> No.43610507

>>43608724
>>43609668
>>43610482
I'm really sorry for saying this, but it looks to me like Alice is dragging her futa cock left and right

>> No.43610580

>>43610229
But that's blood

>> No.43610626

>>43595504
I'd hang out with Shanghai, Hourai, and Goliath if they ditched the loser

>> No.43611699

>>43610580
He is talking about the bones.

>> No.43613862

>>43610482
>>43610487
You can do better. I believe in you.

>> No.43614218

Does anyone here want a big booty Alice pic?

>> No.43614221

>>43614218
no.

>> No.43614262

>>43614218
no

>> No.43614292

>>43614218
No

>> No.43614332 [SPOILER] 
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Here it is anyway

>> No.43615321

>>43614332
based

>> No.43615446

Alice must suffer.

>> No.43615511

>>43615446
No

>> No.43616446

>>43615446
Alice must be loved!
Alice must be happy!
Alice must carry my child!

>> No.43622296

I love Arisu Magatoroido

>> No.43623898

>>43592045
Only if it's not gore. I'm not good with bloody things

>> No.43631490
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43631490

Alice waiting for anons to reply to her thread

>> No.43633491

>>43631490
Hey Alice :3

>> No.43640792

>>43631490
Yo

>> No.43640808
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>>43631490
Whats the next part of her plan?

>> No.43640929

>>43640808
To crash Gensokyo.

>> No.43641980
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>>43640808
What the fuck is that posture
Her spine must be split in two by that point

>> No.43643552
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>>43633491
>>43640792
hi
>>43640808
posting nudes

>> No.43643679
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43643679

>>43643552
alice sex
sex with alice
pounding dollmaker pussy
going too far
being tied to the bed for a week
barely survive
more sex with alice

>> No.43645849

>>43643552
You look very cute with that underwear <3

>> No.43648516
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43648516

Artwork with the interior of Alice's house always makes the house look really comfy. I fucking love wooden interiors.

>> No.43648519
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>> No.43648578
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she's got a kick ass house, lives in the woods, makes some kick ass dolls, and shes autistic. SHES FUCKING PERFECT i wont tolerate any Alice hate

>> No.43649648

>>43648578
alice is a white woman she fucks dogs
remember that when you lick her pussy next time

>> No.43651507

>>43649648
That is literally my fetish, Alice is only more attractive to me

>> No.43652302

>>43602348
Go back to her house, change her diaper, and tell her that you don't judge her for things beyond her control!

>> No.43654402

>>43652302
You are kind.

>> No.43654436

>>43649648
that's only american women anon, alice is Dutch.

>> No.43654461
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43654461

>>43648516
This one is awesome

>> No.43654470

>>43654402
As an adult she should be able to change herself or have her dolls do it, but I keep in mind that her upbringing has left her with some hangups about doing things for herself! I will have to put up with a lot of stinky diapers though...

>> No.43654482

Alice deserves a lot of love!
Alice deserves a lot of sex!

>> No.43654530
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Yandere "Alice" turns me into a puppet!?
https://youtu.be/_lHOwn3nYec

>> No.43654545

>>43652302
Potty training is not beyond Alice's control. She just gets off to other people taking care of her, the fucking pervert!

>> No.43655074

>>43654545
It's stress-related anon, she can't hold it when she thinks about you leaving her.

>> No.43656557

>>43649648
I thought animals could sense danger.
why one would dare approach alice at all?

>> No.43657075

>>43656557
How is Alice dangerous? Stop spreading fake news

>> No.43657104

>>43656557
They follow the smell of rotting meat.

>> No.43657107
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Alice!

>> No.43657359

>>43631490
I miss the cooking tutorials.

>> No.43657718
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43657718

>>43657359
tsukurimashou

>> No.43663695

>>43657075
Just look at her!

>> No.43663842
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43663842

>>43663695
I will do more than just look

>> No.43667283
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I love alice and i want to protect her

>> No.43668270
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>>43667283
>enjoying my sloppy seconds
>nad my dog's
good for u

>> No.43668893

>>43668270
Exposing your degenerate fetishes through the misuse of the quote function.

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my wife (right) when she sees alice (left)

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>>43669307
God damn did she ded?

>> No.43672049

>>43672043
Yea

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>>43672049
good
finally no smelly bedsheets

>> No.43675257

>>43675120
But anon you were smell

>> No.43675411
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Fun fact: Arisu was my first 2hu crush after seeing the Marisa Stole The Precious Thing video. Still tugs on my heart strings, it does.

However, as I grew older I realized that Reimu was in fact the best girl.

>> No.43675441

>>43675120
Anon's reading comprehension: -100

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guys, there is something wrong with Alice today
yes, I know that can be said about her in general, but I mean it!
alice is looking... stunning!? ten out of ten?!
ありえないわ!

>> No.43676500

>>43610497
so am i when she jacks ME off

>> No.43676601
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>>43676405
What in Mima's bones...

>> No.43676628

>>43676405
Holy shit, Alice, you look AMAZING! That new dress looks really good on you!!!

>> No.43683464

Alice's thread will pathetically die, just like her

>> No.43683628

>>43592011
shikushiku

>> No.43683661
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>>43675441
what, nigger?

>> No.43683812

Alice's vagina was made for animal genitals

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>> No.43689471

I deserve to breed Alice

>> No.43689822

>>43689471
please don't be harsh on yourself, anon!

>> No.43692171

>>43689822
It is my destiny and I will embrace it

>> No.43692368
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>> No.43697101
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Personally i hope alice cries more often so that i get to comfort her more often

>> No.43697194

>>43657359
saw one on /b/ the other day

>> No.43697204
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43697204

>>43697194
What r u peeps talkin bout

>> No.43697257

>>43697204
I can't remember

>> No.43701057

>>43592011
Leave her alone

>> No.43701707

>>43701057
Fuck you
Alice agrees

>> No.43702256
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>>43701057
she is quite lonely already anon

>> No.43706382

Do not say such horrible things about Alice! She is trying her hardest!

>> No.43706562

>>43706382
You can do it alce! I have belief that tomorrow the bed will remain clean as it is tonight

>> No.43706600

>>43592011
This thread unlocked some memories: when i was a kid i was too scared of the dark to go out to the bathroom so i would piss on the floor of my room and clean it with my clothes.

>> No.43706618

>>43706600
peak /jp/ thinking there anon, you were a lost cause well before you came here.

>> No.43706653

>>43706618
One time i also pissed myself on a 6 hours bus trip because i was sleeping and missed the single bathroom stop.

>> No.43706656

>>43592011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwXrwGutjVE

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>>43706600
You made me unlock a memory with that story of yours. When I was a kid, I wanted to take a pee late at night. I was in the same bed as my sister, and I didn't want to wake her up by going to the bathroom.
So I decided to just piss in the corner of the bedroom instead.

>> No.43707713

>>43603276
I don’t care about your head/fan cannon

>> No.43709944

>>43702256
What's this video still from

>> No.43709980

>>43706562
that just means she forgot to change her sheets again

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>>43709980
yeah right after she pissed them

>> No.43716324

>>43716039
Alice does NOT have a bladder problem!!
All those stains on her bed are from her crying herself to sleep at night from anons saying mean things about her!

The ones at crotch level are from something else though...

>> No.43716963

>>43716324
>The ones at crotch level
Are also from anons saying mean things about her. Alice is a weird girl.

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>>43716324
>The ones at crotch level are from something else though...
yeah i spill apple juice on my sheets too, such a bummer

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a
ri
su!

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43724863

Why is she crying though

>> No.43728333
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43728333

Last time i bump this thread. しね alice

>> No.43728345

>>43724863
No one wants to bump her thread...

>> No.43728481
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43728481

Why does everyone bullies Arisu
She's physically very cute, has an autistic niche interest in which she excells at, said autism would scare normies and competition away, knows magic, has a comfy home, and would probably be great at sex to compensate her insecurities of thinking you might wanna leave her.

>> No.43728508
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>>43728481
ever notice how 'bully' rhymes with 'jelly'? Bullies are jelly

>> No.43728559

>>43716963
Alice simply makes the best out of her situation

>> No.43731589

>>43728345
Wickedness

>> No.43731676

I'd really like to have sex with ALice, if you know what I mean

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>>43731676
>if you know what I mean
what do you mean? wakaranai

>> No.43733449

>>43731676
Don't forget to wrap yourself up, who knows what diseases Alice has.

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43733459

>>43733449
the sexiness?

>> No.43733476

>>43731676
Surgically remove Alice's reproductive system?

>> No.43733482
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43733482

The dolls are giving you a look

>> No.43733498

>>43733482
They can join in if Alice wants them to, I don't mind

>> No.43739543

Haha imagine walking in on Alice pooping
Wouldn't that be crazy haha

>> No.43745065

>>43733459
I'm gonna wrap myself all up in that.

>> No.43745379
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43745379

I will unwrap alice

>> No.43745513

>>43745379
I will wrap her back up and ask we remain friends

>> No.43745699

>>43739543
Dolls don't poop.
Everyone knows Alice has slowly been turning herself in a puppet.

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>>43745379
looks like they've finally given up on marisa

>> No.43746528

>>43745699
Then why does she still leak?

>> No.43746817

>>43746528
Alice is not very smart, she believes that if she took away her bladder she would not be able to have kids, and she wants to have kids one day. (Like if one man would ever want her.)

>> No.43751669

why

>> No.43755452

>>43751669
Why why why why miss you a lot forever?

>> No.43755798

>>43755452
Man i can never unhear that, and i alway sing it under my breath when i play PCB.

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>>43746817
wtf is wrong with you?

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43762403

Sometimes i wonder if the reason i like alice so much is because she's nearly as mentally ill as my mother.

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43762637

>>43762403
>nearly as mentally ill as my mother

>> No.43764529

>>43762403
You want to fuck your Alice?

>> No.43765187

>>43762403
Where can I find your mother

>> No.43768090

>>43762403
Can you fuck your mum so you make a sister and I fuck your daughter. ?

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>>43768090
why don't you fuck your own mother

>> No.43778603

>>43762403
It is really disturbing to hear a fellow anon admiting he was raised by a single mother, doesn't have a single clue who is his father, and got over diapers before his mom...

>> No.43780668

Arisu Magatoroido deserves love and comfort and warmth and sex. She doesn't deserve to be bullied.

>> No.43780714

>>43776606
My mother isn't Alice and I can't fuck your mother because that's rude so the next best option is your daughtersister

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>>43778603
I didn't say any of that though, this was strictly pertaining to depression and schizophrenia, abandonment issues and insecurities.
>>43780714
you do mine and I'll do yours

>> No.43781294

>>43781192
Okay but only if you were being serious about her being (like) Alice

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43781520

deserved

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smells like faggots in here

>> No.43786193

>>43649648
my name is dogs

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>>43786193
Your joke is shitty. Alice hates you.

>> No.43786585

>>43786341
and then alice complains she is lonely!?
all alice knows and do is hate, Hate! what else does she expect as reward for such behaviour?!
she had everything, a warm house, a dedicated mother, love and support from her older and young sisters, the most expensive education on witchcratft of whole makai! she was born in a golden craddle! what for? a pile of a disgusting, vile, dirty, rancorous, prideful mess!
Shame on You, Alice Margatroid! Call your mother now, and say that you love her!

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>>43786585
You sound like you love taking it up the ass. Alice finds that funny.

>> No.43803603

>>43676405
Alice has never looked better!

>> No.43804160

>>43803603
Wow and all she had to do was dye her hair pink

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>>43804160
Forgot pic

>> No.43805026

>>43804166
Woah, Alice looks so cute and friendly there! I feel the need to be friends with that Alice and learn what her interests are so I can share them.
On the other hand that Cirno is looking kinda strange... she gives me nutcase vibes and I wouldn't want to know her at all...

>> No.43805874

>>43778603
>and got over diapers before his mom...
What? How did you get that from anon's post?

>> No.43807190

>>43805026
really? on the other hand i want to lovingly kiss cirno and then fuck cirno until her brains are mush.

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>>43807190
forgot pic

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Alcie is a r*tars

>> No.43816365

>>43811915
What's a retars?

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>>43816365
whatever it is that you are, retars

>> No.43820503

I want to ruffle her hair...

>> No.43821646

>>43820503
I want to eat her out

>> No.43822363

>>43821646
I want to hygienize her

>> No.43824357

>>43592011
Alice doesn't deserve this

>> No.43824742

>>43592011
She SACRIFIED a bab in a Satanist ritual to fuck Melissa, but she is still single...

>> No.43825775

>>43824742
because the dark lord requested a KEbab
she fucked up

>> No.43826421

>>43825775
Alice can't do anything but make dolls can she...
Also why did she sacrifice to her mother?
Was she lonely and just wanted to talk to her but couldn't figure out anything to start the conversation with?

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shitty fanfic i wrote when bored and horny
"HEY! Let go o-" Alice's words were cut short as the stranger on her door grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her, covering her mouth. Alice felt completely powerless as the man gripped her wrist and mouth with alarming levels of strength. He ushered her into her own home. She heard more footsteps and then the door shut. And lock. And then she felt something prick her arm...
...
As she opened her eyes, she heard voices. She could see 4 blurry figures sitting on her couch. She rubbed her eyes, as it occurred to her that she wasn't tied up. "Look the girl's awake" said a voice. Words could barely escape Alice's mouth, but she managed to stutter her way into asking them who they were and why they were in her house.
"People are looking for us, miss. I hope it is okay for us to seek refuge at your place for a few days until the heat dies down? As for who we are, don't concern yourself with that."
"No, get out of my house!" said an angry Alice.
"Look boys! She says she's happy to have us here! What a hospitable... fiiine young lady!"
Alice winced. In her senses and afraid for her safety, she made a dash for the door, turning the handle - in vain. The four men laughed at her helplessness as she crumpled near the door, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Feeling trapped, bitch? your magic won't work, and each of us is four times stronger than your five feet frame so you better behave yourself, slut!"
"Now, don't be so uncouth, bro, that's no way to talk to such a... fiiiiine young lady!" said one of them, undressing her with his eyes.
"Shut up you fags. Hey, you, come here!" said a man with the big, scary face, covered in scars. Just looking at him would make anyone piss his pants.
Alice glared at the man. Angered over this disobedience, the man got up and walked towards a whimpering Alice, and slapped her with the back of his hand. Alice cried out in pain and fear. Then he held her chin, with perhaps too much power, as was evident on Alice's contorted face. The man put his face close to hers.
"Those are the terms of our stay here: we stay as long as we like, you cook us food and clean the place, and you can't leave. You let us use this house as though we own it. For as long as we are here, you are our maid, servant. And remember: "
The man reached into his pocket and drew a very fearsome knife, smelling of something Alice recognized to be blood.
"if you call any friends using telepathy or whatever i'll disable their magic the same way we did yours, kill them, and make you eat the body parts. Raw. Understood?"
...
"UNDERSTOOD, YOU WHORE?" he said, letting go of her chin and punching her in the stomach.
"y-Yes!" Alice managed to say.
"Good. Now go make dinner. And if you get any funny ideas with a knife in your hand, remember this: mine's bigger."
...
The men were stuffing their faces with Alice's homemade dinner.
"Thank you miss, this meal is great. You must work well under pressure."
"Th-thank you"
Alice was sitting in a corner of her own living room with her legs drawn close. Why did this happen? Why is she a prisoner in her own home?
"Oi, come here, lass!" Knowing better than to disobey orders like that, Alice got up and walked to the man who had called her. She stood near the table with her hands in tied in front of her.
"Y-yes?"
"Heard you was a maid, love."
"I don't understand you, sir"
"Didn't Big Brother tell ya? You a maid. A waitress."
"Eh?"
"What's that, bitch? you dumb or somoething?"
"Mi-mister, what can I do for you?"
"Ha! That's more like it. For starters, get me some more chicken."
Alice obliged. What a shameful situation.
...
"Now, miss, do you have drinks?"
"No, mister, I am sorry."
"Pfft, what a shame, a single young girl like you living alone and you don't have drinks? Do you spend all that time rubbing your clit or something? Hahahaha" He was the only one laughing.
"Hey, shut up and get the shit out"
The man took out a sack full of bottles.
Alice was handed a bottle of vodka and a bottle opener.
"Now, bitch, go get us some glasses, you're our bartender tonight. There's the ice box. If the drinks aren't cold I'll waterboard you with them."
Alice did as told. Helping men drink alcohol? That was so promiscuous, she thought. Her mother would kill her if she ever did that willingly.
...
Four glasses on the table, one of them still full. Looked like whoever this Big Brother was, didn't drink. Alice dared not meet eyes with him.
"Pour me another one, love. Do it real slow"
"Yes, sir."
Alice bent down to pour him the drink, a little too much. The man took his face close to hers. She felt his hot, alcohol-infused breath on her face. It made her uncomfortable, but her body was also behaving weirdly. The man

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>>43829240
sneaked a peek inside her top.
"Oi lads, this chick's wearin a pink bra! Isn't that cheeky!" The others did laugh this time, Big Brother only smirked. But all of them undressed her with their eyes. "Nice one, Little Bro!" "Look at her rack!" "Big ones! ahaha!"
Alice felt practically naked, seconds away from breaking down. For the rest of the night she made sure not to bend down from the waist.
Big brother called off the drinking. He was the only man sober. Said he didn't "trust any of these faggots not to mess this situation up." They were all sleeping on the couches.
"M-Mister Big Brother, I am tired, may i retire to my room now?"
"Get out of here, bitch". Alice did. She smuggled some food into her bedroom. She locked the door. Now that she had some time she thought about the situation.
There was Big Brother, scary and serious, didn't drink in those situations. He must have been in his mid 50s, looked like he must have been in the Army at some point of time. There was Lil Bro, retarded wannabe English guy with his horrible accent, and two other individuals who weren't particularly remarkable. Maybe Alice could get out of this alive? She would have to endure embarrassing remarks, but they didn't seem to be very keen on doing *that* to her. They had had enough chances during the entire day, but didn't act upon any of them, did they?
The next day wasn't anything too special. Alice cooked, cleaned, faced sexual comments, washed their clothes, and got treated like dirt. She did change into white underwear today, just in case something like last night happened.
Today the group was more relaxed. They had made themselves at home. Big Brother allowed them to get more drunk today. They were getting rowdy.
"Oi missy, here!"
Alice walked nonchalantly towards him, and poured him a drink. As someone else called her, Little Bro groped her ass. Alice was startled and and nearly dropped the bottle in her hands.
"Nice arse, too, lass!" She looked at lil bro in disbelief. No one had ever touched her like that, this was a gross violation of what she considered her limits.
"E-Excuse me, mister! Don't do that please!"
"I'll do what i want, cunt!"
The night went on as everyone groped alice's ass in various ways. Except of course, big brother, who again called off the night some time later. Alice heaved a sigh of relief. She hadn't eaten anything all day. As she was walking towards the kitchen, Lil bro caught her by the wrist. "You shouldn't eat too much, ya fat cow."
"Mister, please! I've been working all day long!"
"Tell ya what, I'll let ya have food if you life that skirt up and let us have a view of that pussy"
Alice didn't do it. She went to her room and slept on an empty stomach.
"Listen boys..."
...
Alice was surprised when, in the evening, Lil Bro told her to go take a shower. She was sure they would break in and rape her, but that never happened. She felt fresh and hopeful, and she was smelling of rose. If she had a lover, he would never let go of her hair, she thought.
Surprisingly, they didn't sexually harass her todya. She was even offered a full meal. Something was up. Big Brother must have disciplined them. Maybe they weren't so bad, Alice thought.
She went to sleep with those thoughts. But the door slammed open. Big brother walked in. "Hey prude, you think your vagina too good for us huh? You think you're hot shit? You'd sleep on an empty stomach rather than show us your panties eh?"
Alice was pushed onto the bed. He held Alice by the throat and put pressure. Alice felt like her windpipe was going to collapse. She was hitting at his hand. It obviously didn't work. His other hand glided down over to her chest. He unbuttoned her blouse. "Now you're wearing white. Hope you took a good shower because I don't fuck dirty bitches." Then he put his hands on her chest. Pressed them with, perhaps, all his might. Poor Alice screamed out in pain. Then he proceeded to pinch her nipples. Annoyed with Alice's screams he punched her in the face. Her nose started bleeding. Alice fought back the way women usually do, trying to get his eyes. Big bro was experienced. He didn't let her get to his face. Just as she nearly did, he put his entire weight on her chest forcing out all the air and causing her to feel like she was drowning. Her hands would fall to the side. She then started to scratch at his chest. Despite causing a good deal of damage, he didn't care. He almost seemed to be enjoying it.
He made Alice sit up. Got behind her, and groped her, this time more sensually and gently. Slid her panties to the side, and started fingering her. This was a little better than before, Alice thought. Better than having your ribs broken. "All right, you're wet. Time for main course"
Pushed onto the bed again, Alice could barely react before the man had forced himself onto her. She cried out in pain as his manhood penetrated her wet vagina. It was wet, but the man was still being too rough.

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>>43829263
Alice was screaming still and was scratching him like hell. He was bleeding, but as I said, didn't bother him any. "That's right, whore, keep crying. I'm going to make you cum. And you will carry this weight around all your chicken shit life." True to his word, despite being in so much pain, Alice did in fact orgasm. The man let it all out inside her. "Enjoyed that, slut? Here's one more". This punch nearly knocked her out.
What a monster. Alice realized that he was a sadist. He loved causing other people pain. Here he could have threatened her with the knife and she'd have bounced on his cock like his personal slave, or he could have tied her up. No, he wanted her to struggle. He wanted to see the pain and fear in her eyes. He wanted to brutally rape her, the brutality being more important - not the sex. But more than him, she hated herself. He had successfully ruined her. She would indeed have to live with this baggage for the rest of her life.
...
Alice could now barely bend down. The hunt for these men, whatever they did, had lasted a few months. Alice's stomach was now too big for her to safely do any of these chores, but the men didn't care. Big brother enjoyed putting his entire weight on Alice's stomach during the night, and hearing her helpless pleas.
"B-Big brother please! It's too big now, You can't! I'm begging you! For your child!"
"I don't care about that bastard rapebaby. I probably have some kids around the world, you know, those who survived what he's currently going through."
It felt like her stomach was going to explode.
...
"Big brother, they've given up"
"Come on then, let's leave this shithole. You fags would be nowhere if it weren't for me."
It was over. Alice had survived the worst. All those scars, weird methods of causing pain they came up with every now and again, keeping the 4 of them company for various nights. Now all she had to do was care for that child of hers. Bastard child, unknown father, he would not have a last name, sure, but it was her son, her blood and maybe the only one who would love her after what had happened. She even thought up a couple of names for her child. The men grabbed their shit, and stepped out of the door.
"One last thing. Lie down"
Alice, in a daze, obliged. She lied down on her back. She was going to be free after all this time.
"Close your eyes."
*thump*
"AAAAAAAAAHHHH"
She opened her eyes. Big Brother was standing there, laughing (for the first time). He held a huge iron rod in his hands. She couldn't believe it. Big brother had done the unthinkable. He had ended the life of his own child.
The carpet under Alice was quickly dyed scarlet. She was alternating between clenching her teeth and screaming with all her might, all the while ripping tafts of her hair off her head. "You were looking too happy, miss blondie. Big Brother doesn't like that happy face on you." Big brother threw the iron rod away, and the four of them walked away into the night, as inhuman screams erupted from the house.

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>>43829240
>>43829263
>>43829275
heartwarming

>> No.43829358
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>>43829314
Thanks :)

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>>43829358
sequel?

>> No.43829405
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>>43829392
Who cares. Alice dies, or somehow survives and A) kills herself anyway or B) goes insane and spends the remainder of her life in an asylum. Suit your headcanon.

>> No.43829619

>>43829405
I pick C) the one where YOU kill yourself

>> No.43829733
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>>43829619
After writing all that weird shit i would also pick that option.

>> No.43830443

>>43829733
Don't! Instead, you should post more!

>> No.43833097

>>43829275
She liked it

>> No.43833134

>>43829275
jeez, Alice didn't deserve even a good grammar.
but we all know that was the most human warmth she ever felt since leaving shinki. thus, she loved it.

>> No.43833265
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>>43830443
i have the same 4 cliches i like. anything else i write will feel like a different incarnation of this story.
>>43833134
>jeez, Alice didn't deserve even a good grammar
fr? i tried giving her an ok grammer.

>> No.43839444
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Damn y'all niggers really do hate alice don't you

>> No.43839596

I think Alice is a nice young lady and I’d be lucky if she was interested in me.

>> No.43839720
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alice is a weirdo and she would be really lucky if anyone were interested in her.

>> No.43839813

>>43839720
Alice isn’t a weirdo but I am interested in her.

>> No.43839845

>>43654436
? she is literally Romanian

>> No.43839890

>>43706653
But why didn‘t anyone wake you up?

>> No.43839914

>>43839890
the trip started around 11PM, meaning that the stop was around 2am, everybody else was sleeping or too tired to remember the others.

>> No.43840035

>>43839914
But did you wet yourself in your sleep or was it omorashi? (this is an important question)

>> No.43840190

>>43840035
Omorashi, but i am not a cute girl like Alice i am a fat hairy man.

>> No.43840261

>>43840190
stop larping, I know only little girls browse /jp/

>> No.43841034

>>43840261
it's just alice ban evading yet again
do not bother

>> No.43842138
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43842138

get under here

>> No.43842212

>>43842138
Why does Alice want me beneath her? What if I don’t want to?

>> No.43844954

>>43842138
I'm absolutely not getting under the skirt of a well-known bed-wetter!

>> No.43848456
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>>43841034
Why was she banned thoughever

>> No.43853068
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>>43842212
Don't ask too many questions. Do you want to know how painful it is to have puppeteering wires digging into your neck?

>> No.43853184

>>43842138
I just finished eating for fucks sake.

>> No.43853209
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>>43853184
you aren't done eating yet iykwim

>> No.43858043
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alice gets off to her crush/bf/husbando fucking other women btw

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>> No.43861411
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>>43858043
Can't she just make life sized dolls of other women? That way she'll be sure her bf won't leave her for one of those other gals.

>> No.43863418
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>>43861411
No she gets off to the thought of her lover leaving her.

>> No.43863541

>>43863418
But if he leaves her then she has nobody to even watch? Does she want to be alone?

>> No.43863642

>>43861411
Don't tell anyone I told you but...
Alice keeps bimbofied dolls of all her friends...
She would prefer her boyfriend to fuck them while she watches and micromanage their movements, but she doesn't have a bf anyways...

>> No.43864729
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>>43863642
she does
he was gapped in by yukari and the NCAP peeps still can't figure out where he went

>> No.43865539

>>43853068
Arisu please, violence isn’t necessary or the answer here.
That said, I’m still not getting beneath you until you answer my questions. For all I know this is just a trap.

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>>43842138
Haha imagine having Alice sit on your face haha with your nose in her asshole and your mouth in her pusy as a joke haha crazy

>> No.43866171
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>>43865539
does this look like a fucking trap to you? can you see a penis here faggot?

>> No.43866227

>>43866171
Yes, a bear trap.

>> No.43866282

>>43866171
what does alice pusy taste like

>> No.43866300

>>43866282
Battery acid.

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>>43866282
funny you should ask
only one way to find out
>>43866300
for me it was more like hydrochloric acid

>> No.43866573

>>43864729
how cruel and despicable of alice, forcing pinocchio to be straight!
when will authorities stop this perverse woman?!

>> No.43866639
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>>43866573
She will force you to be straight too, fag
Authorities won't do anything about it because reimu is a femcel and doesn't care what happens to men

>> No.43866640
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>>43842138
If all doll tricks fail, Alice can always rely on trapping you under her dress!

>> No.43866682

>>43866171
Alright I’ll give her that much, she’s a nice looking lady. But she still hasn’t answered my question: why does Alice want me to get beneath her?

>> No.43866827
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>>43866682
probably because you smell like you haven't had a warm shower in weeks.

>> No.43867105

>>43866827
Is Alice speaking from experience?

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>>43867105
Yeah experience with other /jp/nons

>> No.43871741
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will y'all really let Alice die when she's so close to the bump limit

>> No.43874997
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Look guys alice is taking a bath! Might as well buy a lottery ticket and make sure the sun is actually rising on the east!

>> No.43875070

>>43874997
She forgot to take her clothes off...

>> No.43875089

>>43874997
there's, no water in the tub, alice.

>> No.43875215

>>43875089
Alice is about to add some water

>> No.43875231
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>>43875070
alice is also about to take her clothes of

>> No.43876492

>>43875231
She better have bush there

>> No.43877298
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Flat ass

>> No.43877404

>>43877298
Size isn't everything.
She has nice, well shaped buttocks I'll have you know.

>> No.43878941
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>>43876492
she left her shaving kit in makai. You'll be pleased
>>43877298
As it should be. Phat asses are distusting.

>> No.43881095

>>43829240
as a ryonafag, i don't hate alice, i just enjoy stories involving the suffering of those i love. it's strange, but i like it. very good story. hope you make another.

>> No.43882515
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>>43881095
arigato fren it means a lot to me. I had written out a lot of shit but then edited it out. The first two posts were originally 4950 characters long each and the third one almost as much. Although sometimes I feel like i have the same 4 tricks up my sleeve so I will take care not to end up with the same story if I write another.

>> No.43883898
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>> No.43884152
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shanghai is better than alice

>> No.43886617
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>>43884152
No she isn't
I like it when girls bleed

>> No.43886934

>>43886617
W-why is Alice so banged up? Surely she clumsily walked through the woods at night, right?

>> No.43888556
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>>43886934
No, i just got a little too rough with her
She seems sad there but she was purring like a cat when you know

>> No.43889948

>>43888556
I don't know

>> No.43892665
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>>43889948
U r a retarded then

>> No.43892897

Goodinght arisu. Please keep crying in the next thread.

>> No.43893365
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>>43892897

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