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4358437 No.4358437 [Reply] [Original]

Hi, I am the strongest. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am the strongest. The name is Cirno. I am over 60 years old and I like manipulating cold. I have a blue dress. If you don't post this in 12 threads, I will come to your house at midnight and hide in your bathroom. When you're asleep I'll freeze all water in your house. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. While she was asleep, I left the water running in the bathroom. When she woke up her entire house was covered in ice! Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna be cold in the morning. He put it in 4 threads. Not good enough George. The next day George couldn't take a shower because his bathtub was completely covered with ice! And he couldn't flush the toilet because water in it was also frozen. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only put this in 7 threads. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw a frozen frog in the mirror It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse. This is the last case so I'll tell you about it. Derek was a smart person. He posted this in 12 threads and found a lost loli on the ground. He was recieved promotions while browsing /jp/ and his dakimura accepted his penis. Now his pillow and him are living happily ever after. They now have 2 beautiful figmas. Post this in 12 threads or you'll serve the consequences. 0 - your whole house will be frozen; 1 to 6 - you won't be able to use the bathroom; 7 to 11 - you'll get the biggest fright of your life; 12 and over - you're saved and will have a great fortune. Now hurry!!!! post this in 12 threads!!

>> No.4358446

That's alright Cirno, you can freeze my bathroom.

>> No.4358447

You took the time to vomit whatever that was out and yet no one cares

>> No.4358452

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>> No.4358453

And back to whatever forum you came from.

>> No.4358461

>>4358437
>If you don't post this in 12 threads, I will come to your house at midnight and hide in your bathroom.
I'm okay with that.

>> No.4358462
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>>4358437
Hot pockets!

>> No.4358640
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>>4358437
>Now his pillow and him are living happily ever after. They now have 2 beautiful figmas.

Happy end.

>> No.4358655

>>4358462
HNNNNGGGG

>> No.4358662
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>>4358655

>> No.4358669

>>4358662
oH GOD...oh god...

I want to pat cirno's head right now and scratch her hair!

>> No.4358709

>>4358669, >>4358655
http://www.mediafire.com/?d1nxdmzmnz1

>> No.4358727

>They now have 2 beautiful figmas.

good punchline.

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