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I got my first Fumo today. I have 2 others I ordered, but they’re custom, not related to Touhou and won’t be shipping till at least 3 months. I love her a bunch.

>> No.43583388

>>43583367
Don't stick your dick in it please

>> No.43583430
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>>43583388
I don’t have any plans to mating press her. I want to learn how to take cool pictures of her

>> No.43583438

>>43583430
Thank god, have a cookie

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>>43583430
finally someone on this god forsaken board who doesnt want to fuck their foom

>> No.43583462

>>43583448
Fumos are for hugs! Not for sex!

>> No.43583465

>>43583448
I heard a bunch of threads cropping up about fumo fucking. It just sounds all wrong. I got a few things around for props, but I need to buy some tape to stick stuff to her hands if needed and lean proper maintenance so I don’t get her messed up. The book she came with said to use a lint roller for any dust and toy cleaner for any dirt.

>> No.43583487

>>43583465
There's only one guy who even put in effort to make it look real, although I'm not convinced he actually did it.
The rest are actual plebbitors who think they can get away with posting trash-tier bait.
The big one is just a reddit post minus the spacing. No one asks questions int the post title unless they have no clue where they are.

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>>43583487
I read one where they said like “removed the stuffing and then fucked her”. It was interesting fanfic, but just not real. I’ve worked on emptying plushies before to insert NFC Chips or replace styrofoam with stuffing. First it’s time consuming. Second to fuck just the fabric is the equivalent of using a pillow case or a rag. Unless you’re a real freak, it’s not worth it in both instances.

>> No.43583577

Was there some big reddit post, or a famous person or something who talked about fumos? The board is being spammed with these random fumo blogposts by newfags for some reason. You should just post this stuff in the general thread, not make an entire thread for it.

>> No.43583605

>>43583577
>https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/comments/13r0vy5/fumo_fucking_is_becoming_more_mainstream_we_need/
I think it's just bait farming.
Poor quality at that.

>> No.43583610

>>43583577
I’ll be honest. It’s my first time on /jp/ so I didn’t know there was a main thread or at least didn’t see it. My bad anon. I just wanted to make a post about her since it’s my first one and it’s fumo friday.

>> No.43583620
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4chan always has obvious newfags that creates shitty greentexts just for the sake of screen capping it and post it on reddit or whatever, it happens more often on /r9k/ and /b/. it also happens on /x/ too with obvious horror youtubers baiting for content to put on their shitty narration channels.

honestly here on /jp/ the jannies do put on a effort into trying to gate keep it still, deleting shitty low effort memes like giga chad and basedjak, i do not understand why they do not ban these people too.

>> No.43583635

>>43583367
Would plap.

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>>43583635
NO fumo sex

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>>43583620
That’s on me and I’ll lurk more. I’ve used mostly /r9k/ and /a/, but wanted to give /jp/ a peek

>> No.43583692

>>43583610
You're at least a sincere newfag so I won't be mean to you. You did pick a terrible time to post here however as the entire catalog has been spammed with fumo fucker threads by more obnoxious newfags for the past few days. The general has more innocent and creative posts usually, perfect for these kinds of things.

Congratulations on your soft naz, anon. Take good care of her.

>> No.43583765

I'll fuck them for you if you won't. I'll sneak into your house at night and seed them, I'll seed you too If you get in the way.

>> No.43583771

>>43583620
>/jp/ Jannies
>Caring about anything other than protecting vtuberfags when you tell them to fuck off

>> No.43583773

>>43583765
Quit the fumo act and just cum in OP

>> No.43583790

>>43583765
I will stop you! Don't fucking try!
>>43583773
Inb4 the mokotard comes here

>> No.43583796

>>43583790
I love that guy

>> No.43583803

>>43583796
>I love that guy
Anon, no! What would your 2wife think!?

>> No.43583822

>>43583692
Gotcha. My bad for not looking further. I will do my best to take care of her and take cute pics of her!

>> No.43583823

>>43583803
I meant that as in "He's cool". Also my 2hu wife just left me, i'm going to kill myself

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>>43583765
>>43583790
Him and I won’t let you. Plus that would make you a homosexual.

>> No.43583955

>>43583924
I'm not gay plus i'm also trying to stop him, i don't know why you also replied to me

>> No.43583974

>>43583955
Because you're the 'him' he referred to when he said 'Him and I won't let you.'

>> No.43583975

>>43583974
Ah, i understand

>> No.43584007

>>43583823
Anon, no! She only left to the store to pick up groceries for dinner!

>> No.43584020

>>43584007
No she send me a letter telling me she found another man. Also i am already dead, i am now a ghost forced to lurk around 4chan... forever!!

>> No.43584025

>>43583924
>>43583955
I'm not gay if I rape you, It's me making you gay.

>> No.43584046

Wait... people fuck their fumos? For real? Is this a troll?

>> No.43584051

>>43584025
You will never touch my ass you fucking
rapist
>>43584046
There's one guy who fucked it for real, he even sent proof

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>>43584051
I want to blow my brains out, anon.

>> No.43584073

>>43584067
Me too man :(

>> No.43584435

>>43584067
>>43584073
Instead of blowing your brains blow each other

>> No.43584459

>>43584435
I can't, i'm dead

>> No.43584467

>>43584459
No excuses

>> No.43584479

>>43584467
Bro i'm a ghost i can't touch anything, let alone fuck someone

>> No.43584878

>>43583448
>finally
um, it's like one person?

>> No.43584919

>>43583430
What the fuck is than tiny tv and tiny console
Tell me now

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>>43584919
I had to ask my bro as he gave it to me as a Christmas gift. it's a bootleg console and controller that plays NES games. It's got fairly good sound and plays nicely. Albeit the menus are a bit weird to navigate. for $30 it's pretty cool. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0BCY63148/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1

>> No.43585015

>>43584999
Note, it is a bootleg console so outside of Super Mario Bros, you'll be getting mostly bootleg games in it unless you can mod it

>> No.43585364

>>43584046
r/cummingonfumos

>> No.43585386

>>43585364
Somebody burn down leddit

>> No.43585582

>>43585364
>r/
kill redditors, behead redditors, curbstomp a redditor in the face on the street

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