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Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:52:30 2010 No.4357193 [Reply] [Original]

Why do you fap?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:54:30 2010 No.4357203 Feels good man.

>>	【五角场～之～无名氏】 Fri Feb 12 02:54:30 2010 No.4357201 You tell me. I just wafu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:55:30 2010 No.4357213 Because I can read the tide of battle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:55:34 2010 No.4357206 >>4357189 Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:56:30 2010 No.4357215 >>4357206 Thats why I fap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:57:30 2010 No.4357227 >>4357203 This. /jp/ - Hedonism

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:57:30 2010 No.4357228 File: 532 KB, 665x878, 1260249159322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't fap, at least not anymore. Socks shall be delivered some day and I will be released from my torture.. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:59:30 2010 No.4357243 I fap for pride

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:00:30 2010 No.4357246 as my duty

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:02:30 2010 No.4357260 For great justice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:05:30 2010 No.4357279 >>4357228 You will never receive the socks

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:07:30 2010 No.4357298 So I can enjoy things in a non-sexualized manner. It feels good too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:08:30 2010 No.4357307 To keep my hands warm

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:11:30 2010 No.4357315 File: 602 KB, 778x876, 7364422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4357279 Your words hurt me, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:13:46 2010 No.4357327 >>4357190 Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:14:30 2010 No.4357332 Exercise

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:29:30 2010 No.4357384 It curbs my desire for certain other females in my household of similar age and keeps me from raiding dressers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:31:30 2010 No.4357396 File: 88 KB, 646x571, 8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4357298 >>So I can enjoy things in a non-sexualized manner. It feels good too. The most profound and true answer right here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:31:30 2010 No.4357398 >>4357384 Dressers are low level. Hamper, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:33:30 2010 No.4357413 I don't

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:33:30 2010 No.4357408 Why wouldn't I fap?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:33:30 2010 No.4357407 >>4357228 Someone completely capable of scanning it probably isn't out of sadism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:34:30 2010 No.4357415 >>4357407 Exactly what a masochist with a foot fetish would want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:38:30 2010 No.4357438 >>4357193 I fap for my friends!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:41:30 2010 No.4357448 I fap for those who no longer can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:43:30 2010 No.4357457 >>4357448 ........... ...................__ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............(

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:44:30 2010 No.4357462 >>4357438 Two thirds of my friends don't fap By that, I mean two out of my three friends Should I be fapping 3 times a day, for their sake?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 03:56:30 2010 No.4357524 File: 338 KB, 575x432, electric_brofist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4357462 You know the answer in your heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 04:00:30 2010 No.4357540 >>4357462 If you cannot be the one to do it, then I shall take up this mission.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 04:07:30 2010 No.4357569 This is what happens when you masturbate too much: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSgWZbL_kE

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 04:58:30 2010 No.4357761 File: 37 KB, 662x381, 1265963827958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fap because I got the socks book

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 04:59:30 2010 No.4357766 >>4357462 They either have no feeling in their dicks, are on some serious anti depressants and cant get it up, or they're liars.

Anonymous Fri Feb 12 05:05:30 2010 No.4357787

According to shady Chinese texts, if you stop your sperm flow for a certain amount of time (100 seconds/hours/days/years) you become immortal. Same goes for breathing and blood flow, but those two have rather fatal consequences.

I should give it a spin.

>>	【五角场～之～无名氏】 Fri Feb 12 05:10:30 2010 No.4357803 >>4357787 it is meant to be symbolic

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 05:11:30 2010 No.4357808 File: 1.16 MB, 798x1060, 8021769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4357761 That's low, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 05:12:30 2010 No.4357816 >>4357803 What do you mean, I'm not going to turn into a bird and waltz into heaven? Lies and slander. Surely the Chinese knew better than you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 05:14:30 2010 No.4357827 File: 76 KB, 620x825, stupid blind slut 83.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4357808

>>	【五角场～之～无名氏】 Fri Feb 12 05:15:30 2010 No.4357831 >>4357816 surely they do

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 05:35:30 2010 No.4357887 File: 39 KB, 211x192, Uncoolface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4357808 I acted like an asshole. My apologies for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 05:38:30 2010 No.4357897 >>4357766 They might also be religiously fucked in the head and thusly have an unhealthy relationship to their own sexuality.

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